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    240 KB Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:17 No.9450087  
    YOU CALL THIS A BOOK REPORT, YOUNG MAN?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:19 No.9450105
    heh.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:20 No.9450134
    "THAT IS NOT HOW A SEMICOLON WORKS."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:24 No.9450223
    "SON, I AM DISAPPOINT"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:25 No.9450241
    "Gonna go listen to Tool..."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:26 No.9450252
    "You do not draw mustaches in the family album!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:27 No.9450264
    "DAVID EDDINGS?! REALLY?"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:27 No.9450270
    "I SAID A.P.A. FORMAT!"
    >> Green Gecko !y4SZ54EQRk 04/26/10(Mon)20:27 No.9450275
    >>9450087
    "WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN IN THIS BOOK, SON."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:27 No.9450276
    "AHA! RIGHT HERE. I TOLD YOU BONUSES OF THAT TYPE DON'T STACK."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:28 No.9450278
    >>9450241
    (Totally Clueless)
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:28 No.9450281
    "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE?!?!?!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:29 No.9450303
    "THAT'S IT, NO MORE SLASH FICTION IN THIS HOUSE"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:29 No.9450315
    never change /tg/ never change
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:30 No.9450323
    "WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING?!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:30 No.9450329
    "A SOCIOLOGY TEXTBOOK? WHY DON'T YOU JUST SKIP THE MIDDLE MAN AND PISS ON YOUR GRANDFATHER'S GRAVE?!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:30 No.9450335
    THAT'S NOT A BOOK REPORT!

    IT'S MY SPELLBOOK!
    >> MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 04/26/10(Mon)20:30 No.9450339
    "THE FUC--'SINCERELY, SORROW'?! IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL YOURSELF? I WILL SLAP THE FAGGOT OFF YOU!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:31 No.9450349
    >>9450335

    "CURE LIGHT WOUNDS? WHAT THE HELL, BOY? WHAT THE HELL?"
    >> Green Gecko !y4SZ54EQRk 04/26/10(Mon)20:31 No.9450352
    "LET'S SEE...AH HERE WE ARE, DID YOU KNOW THAT GULLIBLE IS NOT IN THE DICTIONARY? HERE COME SEE."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:31 No.9450359
    This is golden.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:31 No.9450362
    "YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME READ STEPHANIE MEYER'S TWILIGHT, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:32 No.9450365
    "WHO'S THIS EDWARD FAGGOT YOU WRITE SO MUCH ABOUT? DID HE TURN YOU GAY?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:32 No.9450374
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:33 No.9450388
    "THE GREAT GATSBY. CHAPTER ONE."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:33 No.9450389
    WHAT'S THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT "SPIRITUAL LIEGE" MATT?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:33 No.9450390
    >>9450362
    >>9450365

    Crap, I was just going to tell /tg/ how proud I were that they hadn't done any Twilight jokes yet.
    >> Alpharius 04/26/10(Mon)20:33 No.9450400
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    >>9450362
    >>9450365
    TWI-MIND
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:35 No.9450423
    "F.A.T.A.L!? YOU SICK FUCK!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:35 No.9450424
    SEE, THEY ERRATA'ED CASCADE OF BLADES! NICE TRY COCKSUCKER!
    >> Green Gecko !y4SZ54EQRk 04/26/10(Mon)20:35 No.9450427
    "Th-thermal...rad-radiation is...ele...electro...electamanetic...electromenetic... FUCK YOUR SHIT, THIS IS TOO COMPLICATED."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:36 No.9450440
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    "BOOK OF NINE SWORDS," THIS SHIT WAS YOUR DOING?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:36 No.9450441
    "IS THIS A FOURTH EDITION PHB?!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:37 No.9450460
    >>9450087
    "I WILL NOT EAT THEM, SAM I AM, I WILL NOT EAT GREEN EGGS AND HAM"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:37 No.9450462
    SEE SPOT
    SEE SPOT RUN
    RUN SPOT RUN
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:37 No.9450466
    "WHAT'S THIS OBJECTIVISM BULLSHIT!?"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:38 No.9450470
    ERAGON? REALLY?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:38 No.9450477
    THIS ISN'T KING JAMES. NO SON OF MINE'S GOING TO READ SOME LIBERAL BIBLE.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:38 No.9450481
    IN THIS BOOK YOU SAY THAT MY PENIS IS ONLY 18 INCHES LONG.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:39 No.9450486
    "THE LAW BEGS TO DIFFER. DO YOUR FUCKING CHORES."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:39 No.9450495
    >>9450462

    Okay, I read that in an booming, demonic voice. I think I severly injured myself laughting.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:39 No.9450496
    >>9450477

    Andy Schlafly is Asmodeus. I knew it.
    >> Green Gecko !y4SZ54EQRk 04/26/10(Mon)20:39 No.9450497
    "YOU. TELL ME. WHERE CAN I GET THIS...SLAANESH'S PHONE NUMBER?"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:40 No.9450504
    HAHA! YOUR DIARY IS HILARIOUS, BOY. I SHALL SPARE YOUR LIFE, BUT YOU MUST LET ME KEEP THIS JOURNAL. COMEDY GOLD!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:41 No.9450522
    THE CODEX SAYS OTHERWISE. TRY AGAIN TAUFAG!
    >> Green Gecko !y4SZ54EQRk 04/26/10(Mon)20:41 No.9450526
    "WHAT'S THIS? TWO IMPS!? BWAHAHAH TWO IMPS!!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:41 No.9450527
    WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE YOU CAME WOUT OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT SON!?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:41 No.9450539
    "I'VE GOT THE PLANESCAPE BOOK RIGHT HERE, AND YOU'RE NOT THIEFLING, BOY. NO THIEFLING."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:42 No.9450546
    "Now pupils, this is a ....mortal!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:42 No.9450558
    WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, YOU WROTE EROTIC FICTION ABOUT A WHAT?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:43 No.9450574
    "FUCKING SWISS! I TOLD YOU NOT TO BUY THE SHELF FROM IKEA!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:43 No.9450581
    "MY EYES BLEED AND NO ONE SEES THE PAIN?" WHAT KIND OF FAGGY POETRY ARE YOU WRITING? I DEMAND PERFECT IAMBIC TETRAMETER ON THE INEVITABILITY OF MY RISE TO POWER
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:44 No.9450583
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:44 No.9450585
    NOW THAT YOU HAVE FOUND ME, GRANDSON, ALLOW ME TO READ FOR YOU MY MAGNUM OPUS. I CALL IT: ASMODAN THE FAIR

    (internally, the Tiefling is thinking to himself, "Wow, I thought my demonic ancestor would be so much cooler, but he wound up being a lame poet.")
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:44 No.9450586
    NO SPAWN OF MINE WILL LIVE IN THIS REALM AND PLAY SISTERS OF BATTLE
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:44 No.9450588
    IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES, I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:44 No.9450591
    I CAN'T READ!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:44 No.9450594
    "I TOLD YOU TO SCRAP THE PHOTOS OF YOUR MOTHER."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:45 No.9450601
    "Son, I accepted when you wanted to multiclass to cleric, because many great men did that. But...Love domain...? And no succubus summoning?"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:45 No.9450602
    DEAR DIARY, TODAY, I HELD HANDS WITH SUSAN. AHAHA,
    OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIKED SUSAN. SHE'S SUCH A SKANK. CAIN AND SUSAN SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:45 No.9450606
    YOU DON'T FUCKING WEAR SHIRTS IN HELL.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:45 No.9450607
    "STEP 2: NOW THAT YOU HAVE SECURED YOUR CAPTIVE PROCEED TO CRUELLY TAUNT THEM." WHAT? THEY PROVIDE NO EXAMPLES OF SUCH TAUNTING.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:46 No.9450615
    YOU'RE JUST A POOR BOY, NOBODY LOVES YOU. YOU'RE JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:46 No.9450630
    >>9450615
    Spare me my life from this monstrosity!
    >> Green Gecko !y4SZ54EQRk 04/26/10(Mon)20:46 No.9450633
    "A GREEN DOG OVER A TREE
    THE GREEN DOG IS UP
    GO DOGS GO
    THE LIGHT IS GREEN NOW"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:47 No.9450637
    HOW MANY LICKS, DAMMIT
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:47 No.9450640
    >>9450615

    EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:47 No.9450644
    IT SAYS RIGHT HERE! THIS IS WHAT MEATLOAF WOULD NOT DO FOR LOVE!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:47 No.9450648
    "O FREDDLED GRUNTBUGGLY THY MICTURATIONS ARE TO ME
    AS PLURED GABBLEBLOCHITS ON A LURGID BEE?"

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/26/10(Mon)20:48 No.9450657
    NOW LISTEN WHILE I TELL YOU ABOUT MY HOMEBREW CLASS.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:48 No.9450664
    >>9450591
    This one made me spit up my drink.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:49 No.9450668
    "YOUR SCREEN PLAY IS GOOD, BUT MAKE THE FOLLOWING REVISIONS..."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:49 No.9450670
    NO, REALLY, ACCORDING TO THIS THAT MOLE IS DEFINITELY CANCEROUS.
    >> Green Gecko !y4SZ54EQRk 04/26/10(Mon)20:49 No.9450684
    "WOW. ACCORDING TO THIS BOOK, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY."
    >> Touhou Homebrew Guy 04/26/10(Mon)20:50 No.9450689
    WOW, DID YOU REALLY USE TO HAVE THAT 70s MUSTACHE?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:50 No.9450695
    "WHAT THE HELL? THIS IS NOT THE GREATEST SONG IN THE WORLD! IT IS JUST A TRIBUTE!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:50 No.9450699
    IT'S OVER 9000
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:51 No.9450707
    LET'S SEE. ACCORDING TO THIS TAXONOMIC CODEX, THIS SPECIMEN IS A... TIEFLING? I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS A GOBLIN! BELIAL! COME LOOK AT THIS! WE WERE BOTH WRONG, IT'S A TIEFLING. OH WELL, BETTER PUT IT IN THE FORMALDEHYDE.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:51 No.9450708
    I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST AND LATER-DAY SAINTS
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:51 No.9450709
    >>9450640

    And he will not let you go, he will not let you go, let you gooooo, no no no no!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:51 No.9450710
    WHAT IS THIS? POETRY? TIME FOR A PADDLIN
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:51 No.9450714
    SEE? WHAT DID I TELL YOU!? IT'S A NIT!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:51 No.9450721
    WHAT THE FUCK? THIS PICTURE DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ME! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING, FINGERPAINTING?!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:52 No.9450725
    "KLAATU VERATA NICTO"

    WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT-

    WHOA
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:52 No.9450733
    AN F!?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:52 No.9450734
    "THE CODEX SAYS OTHERWISE FAGGOT"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:52 No.9450739
    AND THIS TIEFLING, FOR HIS CRIMES OF NOT ONLY OF MERE MASS MURDER, NOR SIMPLE CORRUPTION BUT THAT MOST HEINOUS OF CRIME, TALKING IN THE THEATRE, SHALL BE SENT TO THE SPECIAL LEVEL OF HELL.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:53 No.9450744
    "IS THAT A B MINUS I SEE THERE? YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR THE NEXT FIVE HUNDRED YEARS, YOUNG MAN!"
    >> Alpharius 04/26/10(Mon)20:53 No.9450745
    WHAT THE FUCK? THIS IS ALL COPYPASTA!

    I SAGE YOUR DIARY!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:53 No.9450746
    >>9450699

    Well, I suppose it was just a matter of time before we got some fail even in this thread.
    >> Green Gecko !y4SZ54EQRk 04/26/10(Mon)20:53 No.9450747
    "GOD DAMMIT, WHY ARE YOU A GUY."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:53 No.9450750
    "WHAT THE HELL? THIS RECIPE CALLS FOR GROUND BLACK PEOPLE!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:54 No.9450777
    A BB-GUN? YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT, KID.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:55 No.9450783
    THIS IS A POP-UP BOOK.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:56 No.9450799
    I KNEW YOU WERE HIDING DRUGS SOMEWHERE, BOY. AND YOU PICKED YOUR BOTANY TEXTBOOK? HOW FUCKING OBVIOUS.
    >> Alpharius 04/26/10(Mon)20:56 No.9450801
    WOW, ACCORDING TO THIS THING, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY!
    >> Touhou Homebrew Guy 04/26/10(Mon)20:56 No.9450805
    OKAY, SO THE MANUAL'S IN FRENCH. WE STILL HAVE PICTURES, RIGHT?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:57 No.9450813
    >>9450739
    FUCK YEAH FIREFLY
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:57 No.9450815
    TWILIGHT!? I HAVE NO SON
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:58 No.9450831
    THAT'S YOUR WIFE? WHAT A COW.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:58 No.9450836
    A MARALYN MANSON SCRAPBOOK!? I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)20:59 No.9450847
    "WHY ARE YOU SO BALD?"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:00 No.9450863
    IS THAT MY COW?
    IT GOES NIEGH
    THAT IS A HORSE
    THAT IS NOT MY COW
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:00 No.9450864
    HERE HE IS. HE'S THE ONE WHO STOLE MY HAIR.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:00 No.9450869
    "THE WORD 'GULLIBLE' IS IN THE DICTIONARY!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:02 No.9450890
    IT SAYS RIGHT HERE: THOUSAND SONS ARE SLOW AND PURPOSEFUL
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:02 No.9450892
    WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? WHY DID YOU DRAW ANIMAL HEADS ON THESE PEOPLE!?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:02 No.9450897
    "YOU! STOP FUCKING SMILING! I SAID "PLUCK HIS EYES OUT!" PLUCK!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:02 No.9450901
    "HOLY SHIT THE SPELL WORKED I SUMMONED MY WORLD OF WARCRAFT CHARACTER"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:02 No.9450909
    WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WRITE IN MY YEARBOOK?!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:03 No.9450916
    AND THEN WE DROVE AROUND ALL NIGHT, BLOWING SHIT UP. NOW THAT'S HOW YOU PARTY YOU LITTLE PRICK
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:04 No.9450936
    MY BOOK OF PARENTING SAYS I SHOULD USE STRANGE PUNISHMENTS, LIKE BONDAGE
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:04 No.9450942
    Tieflings have tough parents.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:04 No.9450944
    >>9450864

    You get a gold star for originality.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:04 No.9450952
    STOP COVERING YOUR ASS, YOUNG MAN. YOU AREN'T GETTING OUT OF THIS SPANKING SO EASILY.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:05 No.9450966
    YOU WROTE THE ENTIRE THING IN COMIC SANS? EVEN EVIL HAS STANDARDS!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:05 No.9450970
    HOLD STILL, DAMMIT, I'M GONNA TRY AND SHOOT THIS LIGHTNING BOLT BETWEEN YOUR HORNS

    THIS SHIT IS GOING TO BE FUCKING AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:05 No.9450971
    LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M READING THE FAMILY HISTORY. HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR YOUR ANCESTRY?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:06 No.9450984
    >>9450585

    A-HA-HA-HEM.

    GENTLY WAFTING SUMMER BREEZE
    PUTS TULIPS TO A SWAY OF EASE
    SUNLIGHT GLITTER OH SO FAIR
    TO POOL IN AMBER-HONEY HAIR
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:07 No.9450999
    WHAT THE FUCK!? THIS BOOK IS THREE DAYS OVER DUE! THAT'S $2.25! I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:07 No.9451001
    WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A POET, EVERYONE!
    "NEW CAR, CAVIAR,
    FOUR STAR DAYDREAM,
    THINK I'LL BUY ME
    A FOOTBALL TEAM."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:07 No.9451009
    SEE? IT'S RIGHT HERE IN MY DIARY: "JUNIOR GOES TO DENTIST"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:08 No.9451018
    >>9450984

    Oh god, my eyes are bleeding!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:09 No.9451035
    WHY THE FUCK IS MY PLAY BOY COLLECTION IN YOUR ROOM? DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW ABOUT THIS?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:09 No.9451037
    ITT: Demons are either the best or the worst parents, it's hard to tell sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:09 No.9451050
    OH FREDDLED GRUNTBUGGLY, THY MICTURATIONS ARE TO ME
    AS PLURDLED GABBLEBLOTCHITS ON A LURGID BEE.
    GROOP I IMPLORE THEE, MY FOONTING TURLINGDROMES.
    AND HOOPTIOUSLY DRANGLE ME WITH CRINKLY BINDLEWURDLES
    OR I WILL REND THEE IN THE GOBBERWARTS WITH MY BLURGLECRUNCHEON, SEE IF I DON'T!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:11 No.9451081
    STOP HIDING PORNO MAGS IN YOUR TEXTBOOKS!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:11 No.9451088
    WHAT, YOU ACTUALLY MADE YOUR OWN DEATH NOTE? MAN, YOU NEED HELP.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:12 No.9451094
    HE'S A WITCH
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:13 No.9451119
    I'm not sure why.

    But I found this sufficiently humorous.

    Like i didn't lol.

    But it was really funny.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:14 No.9451126
    STOP FUCKING WRITING IN HERE, THE NECRONOMICON IS NOT YOUR DIARY.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:14 No.9451131
    WHAT THE HELL IS THAT TINY MAN?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:14 No.9451133
    OKAY, IT SAYS HERE THAT, CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, TIEFLING'S DON'T STING AT THE TOUCH.

    OKAY... NOW TO TEST IT OUT...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:14 No.9451137
    >>9451050
    Bloody Vogons
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:14 No.9451145
    ...AND THAT'S WHEN I BOUGHT THE HORSE A PROSTITUTE.
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/26/10(Mon)21:15 No.9451154
    "A TIEFLING?! GET OUT FAGGOT YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:15 No.9451156
    HEY BOB? BOB? BOB! THE BOOK SAYS IT'S UNDERSIZED; WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO THROW IT BACK.

    I KNOW IT LOOKS TASTY, BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET CAUGHT AGAIN.

    FINE. BE AN ASSHOLE. I'LL DO IT MYSELF
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:15 No.9451166
    This thread almost gave me new faith in /tg/. Almost.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:16 No.9451178
    THIS TANTRIC SEX BOOK IS WEIRD. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:16 No.9451180
    Archive worthy?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:16 No.9451199
    >>9451166

    THIS BOOKS SAYS YOU POSTED IN 4CHAN.

    WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT SHIT?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:17 No.9451203
    "THIS IS BULLSHIT! THAT'S NOT WHAT SPIDER-MAN WOULD DO!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:17 No.9451204
    >>9451180

    Double Def
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:17 No.9451206
    >>9451180

    More than most of the crap that ends up in the archive nowadays, at least.
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/26/10(Mon)21:17 No.9451214
    "THAT'S THE WRONG SHADE OF RED!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:18 No.9451225
    THAT IS A CAT
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:18 No.9451232
    "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THAC0 SHIT? IS A 43 GOOD?"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:19 No.9451245
    "THOSE PRETTY WRONGS THAT LIBERTY COMMITS,
    WHEN I AM SOMETIME ABSENT FROM THY HEART,
    THY BEAUTY, AND THY YEARS FULL WELL BEFITS,
    FOR STILL TEMPTATION FOLLOWS WHERE THOU ART..."
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/26/10(Mon)21:20 No.9451264
    "WHY DO YOU GET +2 CHARISMA?! WHY?!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:20 No.9451266
    I ROLLED 00, SO I LOOK ON THIS CHART AGAIN AND ROLL TWICE? FUCKING HELL, THIS SHIT SUCKS, LET'S JUST PLAY CHECKERS
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:20 No.9451269
    >>9451245
    "GENTLE THOU ART, AND THEREFORE TO BE WON,
    BEAUTEOUS THOU ART, THEREFORE TO BE ASSAIL'D;
    AND WHEN A WOMAN WOOS, WHAT WOMAN'S SON
    WILL SOURLY LEAVE HER TILL HE HAVE PREVAIL'D? "
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:21 No.9451278
    "AY ME! BUT YET THOU MIGHT'ST MY SEAT FORBEAR,
    AND CHIDE THY BEAUTY AND THY STRAYING YOUTH,
    WHO LEAD THEE IN THEIR RIOT EVEN THERE
    WHERE THOU ART FORCED TO BREAK A TWOFOLD TRUTH:-- "
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:21 No.9451289
    "WOW, ACCORDING TO THIS THING, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:21 No.9451292
    >>9451245
    >>9451269
    >>9451278
    "HERS BY THY BEAUTY TEMPTING HER TO THEE,
    THINE BY THY BEAUTY BEING FALSE TO ME. "
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:21 No.9451296
    YOU PAYED HOW MUCH FOR ANOTHER WARHAMMER BOOK? I THOUGH I JUST GOT RID OF YOUR OLD SHIT BY GIVING IT TO GOOD WILL!
    >> Bramble 04/26/10(Mon)21:21 No.9451297
    HOW COME YOU NEVER CALL, SON? DO YOU LIKE MAKING YOUR MOTHER CRY?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:22 No.9451299
    >>9451245
    THAT'S SOME REAL NICE POETRY SON. I HAVE SOME TOO

    ROSES ARE RED
    VIOLETS ARE BLUE
    FAGGOTS ARE GAY
    AND SO ARE YOU
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:22 No.9451303
    >>9451289

    Third time somebody wrote that, did you even read the thread first?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:24 No.9451342
    IT SAYS HERE YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:24 No.9451344
    >>9451303
    Why would I bother? You fucks aren't funny.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:24 No.9451345
    5TH EDITION COMES OUT IN HOW MANY DAYS!?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:24 No.9451346
    >>9451299
    ROSES ARE RED
    VIOLETS ARE BLUE
    I'M FEEDING YOUR ASS
    TO A DRAGON
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:24 No.9451353
    >>9451344
    You certainly broke the humor mold with your uncharted territory of a post.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:25 No.9451365
    >>9451346
    ROSES ARE RED
    VIOLETS ARE BLUE
    FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:26 No.9451377
    "SEE!? 'IRREGARDLESS' ISN'T EVEN IN THE DICTIONARY! IT'S NOT A DAMNED WORD!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:26 No.9451398
    >>9451344

    Oh boohoo, little boy.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:27 No.9451404
    BURN THE WITCH!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:27 No.9451407
    IT SAYS HERE IT MIGHT BE CRABS. TO YOU HAVE ANY BONUSES AGAINST LARGE VERMIN?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:27 No.9451414
    "WHO IS THIS DRI-SST AND WHAT'S A GWEN.HEE-BARR?"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:28 No.9451420
    DOUBLE SPACING ISN'T ON?!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:28 No.9451424
    ALRIGHT, THE BOOK SAYS I HAVE TO STICK THIS UP THERE NOW. REMEMBER, SAFEWORD IS BANANA.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:28 No.9451426
    I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO GET FUCKED BY ME. BAILIFF, FETCH ME MY PENIS.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:28 No.9451428
    >>9450462
    >>9450591
    No Conan, these are what's best in life.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:28 No.9451431
    IF I HAD OF KNOWN WHAT I FAGGOT YOU WOULD BE I WOULD HAVE WORN A CONDOM.

    YOUR MOTHER DIED FROM YOUR FAGGOTRY
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:28 No.9451435
    "PEOPLE AREN'T PURPLE. THIS IS THE LAST COLORING BOOK I BUY YOU"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:28 No.9451436
    LET ME CHECK THE RULEBOOK, THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN DO THAT... FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:28 No.9451441
    ACCORDING TO MY PARENTING BOOK, YOU NEED TO BE PUNISHED
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:29 No.9451448
    >>9451409
    i fell off my couch laughing at that
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:29 No.9451451
    >>9451426
    This one's actually pretty good.
    >>9450087
    TRY THAT NOB BIKER SHIT ON ME AGAIN AND I'LL TAKE OUT MY GUARD 'DEX
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:30 No.9451458
    YOU GET HOW MANY SNEAK ATTACK DICE!? WHO THE FUCK SAID YOU COULD GESALT!?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:30 No.9451462
    >>9451435
    DAMMIT, STAY WITHIN THE LINES! EVERY FUCKING TIME!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:30 No.9451474
    >>9451435

    INSIDE THE LINES, RETARD! INSIDE! WHAT ARE YOU; FOUR?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:31 No.9451485
    YOU WROTE A SONG ABOUT ME? HOW NICE! LET'S GIVE IT A LOOK.

    THE CHORD PROGRESSION IS F-A-G...

    YOU THINK THAT SHIT'S FUNNY?!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:31 No.9451490
    I SPECIFICALLY ORDERED THE BLUE BONDAGE TIEFLING.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:31 No.9451495
    >>9451435

    WHY THE FUCK DID I LET YOU GO TO RIT FOR ART?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:31 No.9451496
    IT SAYS HERE I DON'T OWE YOU SHIT. TAKE YOUR +2 CHA AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:33 No.9451531
    "SEE? A1 GOES NEXT TO F1. READ THE FUCKING ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS NEXT TIME"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:33 No.9451539
    WHAT THE FUCK!? PICARD WOULD NOT SLEEP WITH KIRK, I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH OF A LADIES MAN SHATNER WAS!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:33 No.9451543
    THAT WON'T FIT UP MY ASS
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:34 No.9451552
    SHIT LIKE THIS IS WHY I THINK YOU'RE A DISAPPOINTMENT!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:34 No.9451561
    "THE MENU SAYS FRESH SALMON. FRESH!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:36 No.9451591
    "SEE? SCHOPENHAUER SAID IT. NOT KANT"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:38 No.9451629
    "THE CAT... THE CAT IN THE HAT...

    FUCK THIS, I'LL BE A STRIPPER."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:38 No.9451636
    "...AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. NOW GO TO BED. I'LL READ YOU THUMBELINA TOMORROW"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:38 No.9451638
    BANG! YOU'RE DEAD!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:38 No.9451641
    THE SATANIC BIBLE?! YOU ARE NO SON OF MINE!
    >> mercury01 04/26/10(Mon)21:39 No.9451666
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    BAD NEWS I'M AFRAID, MR. ASMODEUS.

    IT SEEMS YOUNG MAMMON WAS CAUGHT GAMBLING AGAIN.

    ALSO, HE'S FAILING MATH.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:40 No.9451680
    FUCKING MAGNETS

    HOW DO THEY WORK!?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:40 No.9451687
    WHY THE FUCK IS YOU SISTER IN HERE UNDER SUMMON BOOTY CALL IV, HER ASS IS AT LEAST A XI.

    AND WHY THE FUCK IS YOU MOTHER UNDER II?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:41 No.9451700
    "YOU FUCKING DOG-LEAFED YOUR PAGES AGAIN?! USE A BEDAMNED BOOKMARK!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:42 No.9451707
    >>9451687
    dear lord the lulz
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:44 No.9451757
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    >>9451666
    I THINK THOSE TWO ARE RELATED
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:44 No.9451772
    >>9451145
    I love this guy!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:47 No.9451812
    "FUCK SUDOKU! WHY IS THAT A NINE?"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:48 No.9451831
    "NEXT QUESTION. HOW GOOD IS YOUR LOVER IN BED? A) EXCELLENT. B) VERY GOOD..."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:48 No.9451845
    "I AM LARGE"
    "What the fuck?!"
    HE IS LARGE
    LARGE AND POINTING
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:49 No.9451849
    DON'T YOU MAKE THAT FACE AT ME I SAT UP ALL NIGHT PREPARING THIS RECITAL.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:50 No.9451871
    "THIS IS WHAT YOU HANDED IN? NO SOCCER PRACTICE FOR YOU UNTIL YOU GET BETTER GRADES"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:50 No.9451877
    SINCE WHEN DO I ALLOW YOU TO PLAY SUBSTANDARD EDITIONS IN THIS FIERY PIT, YOUNG MAN?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:51 No.9451898
    I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:53 No.9451925
    THATS IT I'M NEVER LETTING YOU POST ON TG USING MY MAGICAL INTERNET BOOKS EVER AGAIN!

    LOOK WHAT YOU STARTED!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:54 No.9451935
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    OH SHIT, Devil Dad is back!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:56 No.9451972
    "THERE IS NO 'A' IN DEMONIC"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)21:58 No.9452004
    >>9451972
    No, but there IS an æ.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)22:00 No.9452042
    "THERE ARE ONLY 9999 LINES IN HERE! RESTART FROM THE BEGINNING!"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)22:00 No.9452043
    >>9452004
    WHICH IS STILL NOT AN "A", FUCKNUTS.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)22:02 No.9452086
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    You know you want to, /tg/
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)22:04 No.9452102
    >>9451972
    Fat American detected.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)22:08 No.9452166
    >>9452086
    MUST NOT!!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)22:09 No.9452191
    >>9452086
    Not really, no. Why did you bother?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)22:09 No.9452197
    >>9452102
    Silence, Gaul.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)22:11 No.9452228
    DIE JUDEN SIND UNSERE UNGLÜCK!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)22:12 No.9452251
    BELIAL'S ART SCHOOL FOR GIFTED HELLSPAWN!?

    I HAVE NO SON
    >> wizardbeam !!AHRj/y/L5hT 04/26/10(Mon)22:12 No.9452254
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T REPORTED THIS FOR ARCHIEVING?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)22:14 No.9452285
    YOU WILL DRINK THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT, YOU LITTLE PRICK, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)22:17 No.9452324
    GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD THAT FLAMMABLE AND INFLAMMABLE MEAN THE SAME THING!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)22:17 No.9452333
    YOU FAPPED TO SWAP.AVI!? WE'RE ARCH-DEMONS, BUT LUCIFER-BE-PRAISED WE AREN'T THAT SICK.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)22:30 No.9452579
    Someone archive this shit so I can see it when I wake up, plz.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)22:48 No.9453010
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)22:49 No.9453018
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    >>9453010
    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)22:58 No.9453180
    YOU ARE GOING BACK TO GEORGIA, AND THIS TIME YOU ARE KICKING JOHNNY'S ASS, YOU HEAR ME?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)23:12 No.9453433
    >>9450750
    that one got me
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)23:18 No.9453534
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    Makes me think of this.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)23:21 No.9453595
    >>9450710Read that as paladin.

    >>9450725
    Klatu Verada NiCHOAUHGT!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)23:22 No.9453605
    >>9453180
    lold

    I
    >> necron lacky 04/26/10(Mon)23:33 No.9453809
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    ...!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/10(Mon)23:58 No.9454279
    YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)00:06 No.9454441
    >>9451666
    FUCK THAT

    FETCH ME THE TOLARIAN ACADEMY

    YOUNG MAN, YOU ARE GOING TO LEARN TO COMBO CHEESE AND YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING LIKE IT
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)00:52 No.9455442
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    >>9450275

    I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF FANTASY IT IS
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)01:34 No.9456208
    Archive? Or simply let it sink into obscurity?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)03:29 No.9457875
    I SAID ARCHIVE THAT SHIT SON

    SO WHY ISN'T IT IN HERE YET
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)03:30 No.9457882
    >>9457875

    we don't use the archive you think we use.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)04:40 No.9458577
    OKAY, HANDS BEHIND YOU BACK, CHECK!
    HEAD LOWERED, CHECK!
    NOW, LEAN DOWN AND PUSH THE EGG WITH YOUR NOSE ACROSS THE FINISH LINE! FIRST ONE ACROSS WINS!
    >> Guardsman Terry 04/27/10(Tue)04:45 No.9458623
    "DEAR DIARY, TODAY I MET WITH THAT CUTE ANGEL AGAIN..."

    "EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT TO ME, SON!"
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)07:38 No.9460226
    >>9450863

    WHERE'S MY COW?!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)07:39 No.9460239
    >>9458623

    Well dad when a male template and a female template love each other very much...

    They have a child that should not be
    >> Espagnoll 04/27/10(Tue)07:41 No.9460256
    "I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR HAIR IN NINE HELLS STYLE ACCORD THIS MANUAL AND YOU WILL NO SAY A FUCKING WORD!"
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)07:42 No.9460266
    Why does this picture give me a boner?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)11:25 No.9462995
    WHY DOSEN'T THIS PICTURE GIVE YOU A BONER??? THIS IS A VERY SEXY DEMON PLAYBOY MODEL??? ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING??? WAIT, YOU ARE???

    I HAVE NO SON.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)11:58 No.9463387
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    THIS ENTIRE THREAD HAS BEEN READ IN THIS MAN'S VOICE.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)12:01 No.9463425
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    Awesome, this thread is still alive!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)12:02 No.9463431
    THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M LETTING YOU READ THE NECRONOMICON, BOY! NO MORE SHOGGOTHS IN THIS HOUSE!!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)12:17 No.9463645
    >>9463387
    I READ THIS BEFORE STARTING THE THREAD
    FUCKING AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)14:39 No.9465699
    >>9463387
    I read it as Morbo
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)14:42 No.9465730
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    >>9451666
    >666

    NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS CAUGHT THIS BUT ME?!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/10(Tue)14:55 No.9465900
    DAMN IT, BOY! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CHALLENGING ADVENTURERS ALONE!? DO YOU NOT READ THIS HISTORY BOOK I GAVE YOU?!

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