Probably Inquisitor.

>>9374590

Also, could someone stat out blade goth and victim of incest?

>>9374595

Oh fuck, you're right.

>>9374597
Yeah, you'd get to explore the crippling injuries and terrible weapons in full.

Necromunda. If you want detail, use GURPS combat rules.

>>9374606

I'm looking for something that can be used to put together a stable of shut ins within an hour, I think gurps may be too complex.

>>9374602

Mutations could be refluffled, instead of scaly skin victim of incest just has extra layers of fat providing the armor bonus, and bladegoth's cutting has given him feel no pain.

You're going to need more Rednecks and trailer trash stereotypes as well you know. Though I like where this thread is going.

Bladegoth:

WS: 32
BS: 40
S: 26
T: 35
I: 50
Wp: 22
Sg: 34
Nv: 56
Ld: 23

Weapons: 2 knives that cannot be disarmed.
Armour: 3 points of ablative armour on all locations but head (fat).

Talents: Ambidextrous, Feint.
Exotic Abilities: Vampirism.

>>9374621

Just roll 1d6+7 for their attributes, and spend the time looking through disadvantages. Forget about points.

Victim of Incest:

WS: 45
BS: 21
S: 50
T: 44
I: 33
Wp: 34
Sg: 09
Nv: 80
Ld: 05

Weapons: Short sword
Armour: 3 points of ablative armour on all but head (fat).

Talents: Nerves of Steel, True Grit.
Exotic Abilities: Frenzy

God damn it. If you're going to use wrist knives, that is NOT the way to do it.

>>9374677
If you are going to be a person, that is not the way to do it.

Possible battlefields could be the loading docks of a wallmart, the interior of a kw cafeteria or the parking lot of a toby kieth concert.

>>9374686
Let's face it, this could go down anywhere. You see this miserable freaks around all the time.

>>9374686

Outside court, Primary school parent teacher evening, Supermarket. I will think of some more.

Alright, would anyone be willing to actually sit down over the internet and play this? Maybe set up a tournament over openrpg or something?

>>9374708
I'm not gonna lie, it's too funny to play, at least for me.

Yes.

>>9374714

Well, none of us will be strapped for character concepts.

>>9374722
The top gladiator of my stable is going to be Chris-chan.

I'm going to come back to this when im more awake and soberer. But i want to do this badly. I'm gonna save bladegoth and victim of incests stats and try again later.

If anyone wants in on the trailor trash colliseum shoot me an email at wastelandwarriorsuptg@gmail.com

>>9374728

Ah, but everybody already knows his weakness. Take the Sonichu medallion, and you have the perfect hostage.

That said, I feel so much pity for him, and place 100% of the blame for where he is now on his shitty parents.

the word chudfight has made my evening

>>9374753
It's more of a prestige thing. I don't use him in fights anymore, I just set him out to stud.

>>9374764

lol

You sir, are a master lulzsmith.

>>9374759

Hell yes. Using it from now on to describe white trash disputes.

>>9374801

Trademarked by ww, you owe me a nickle whenever you say it or think it or hear someont think or say it.

Anywho, I've been thinking about it and if this does actually get off the ground and I can get people into it, I claim bladegoth and victim of incest for my stable of gladiachuds.

I think starting out you should only have no more then 4 of them and everyone starts with a certain amount of points which they can wager on the chudfights or use to buy more chuds or chudgear.

Weapons like this... pacefalm.

>>9374825
Statwise I tried to make them sort of equal. Victim of Incest is slower but more powerful whereas Bladegoth is weak but has more attacks. Both can heal either indepedently or by attacking the other gladiachud.

I think we should come up with a more balanced statline though. Say, roll a d6. 1-2 is one statline, 3-4 is another, 5-6 is another. Each is accurate/fast/strong/whatever.

>>9374841

Shitty wall hangers, novelty weapons and farm implements only. Even in the dankest part of texas, in the seediest gunshop no one would sell one of these abominations a gun.

When would you even get to use weapons like this? Unwieldy, hard to conceal, less effective then a simple knife.
Are you hoping people will pee their pants laughing at the dork who thinks he's wolverine or something?

>>9374832

>>9374825

Maybe we could make some Chud settings for different systems as well, like Chudscape, Dragonchud, Transhuman Chud, and Chudhammer 40,000.

>>9374861

You'd get to use them in the CHUDOME.

TWO CHUDS WADDLE IN, ONE CHUD WADDLES OUT.

Dildoknives are pretty stealthy though.

>>9374867
>Chudscape, Dragonchud, Transhuman Chud, and Warhammer 40,000.

FTFY.

>>9374841
>>9374861
they aren't called penis blades for nothing.

I'm partial to Riddle of Steel, myself.

>>9374867

Instead of chariot races they race in their windowless panel vans with no seats inside and dragons painted on the sides.

Winner gets a handicap plate for his obesity, the greatest honor he can flaunt when he drives to wallmart.

Why do people like this even exist? I have more respect for the 500 lbs Alabama guy that jousts on his electric wheel chair.

Chudbarian?

>>9374896

Instead of fighting wild beasts, the chuds would also fight furries.

Oh, also, I gotta claim the fat icp chick whose baby chose to die rather then grow up listening to icp for my stable. She's the prize hog.

>>9374852

18th century antique firearms? Stolen weapons? Or just bike chains and 2x4s?

>>9374904
Stables should have an alpha, prize hog and then runners. These are in order of power, and only fight against others of their type except in grand guignol matches.

"I am the Grammaton Cleric."
[attempt Gun Kata against the 5 enemy soldiers.]
[rolls a 1]
"Your attack fails. Due to not exercising proper trigger disciple and, well, pointing the muzzle of the gun at your own body, you shoot your own knee. You suffer..."
[rolls an 8]
"8 damage. Your right knee is unusuable unless it is treated."

My prized stud, I breed him with fat angsty teenagers to produce the fighting chuds of the future.

>>9374907

There is no part of that set up that is a bad idea. I encourage all of you to make immediate use of this weapon in all your games; you will totally kick the shit out of stuff.

>>9374909

If you cant get it out of a mail order catalouge delivered to your door then you cant have it.

If you sold guns for a living, would you sell one to victim of incest of bladegoth? Remember, thanks to the brady campaign you will probably get sued over what he does with it.

Sadly, one of the more respectable fighters to compete.

>>9374909
>bike chains and 2x4s
Reminds me of the King of the Hill episode where Khan goes redneck.

Steve "Pig-Faced" Wilson makes his debut...

>>9374931

That's the idea, you dont waste valuable athletes in death sports, you waste the simple kid who pets bunnies to hard and is just waiting to do something that will get him executed in texas.

>>9374877

I know, but instead of chuds playing, I want chud minis. Then it can be and endlessly recursive chudscapade, with chuds fielding the most chuddy 1500 point armies made entirely of delicately painted chud miniatures.

Fatguys love complicated and aesthetically pleasing weaboo weapons.

>>9374941
You could have bear baiting where you see how many chuds it takes to kill an actual death row inmate.

Vs. This gang of miscreants.

>>9374941

That's why it's Chudfight, and not valuable, productive members of society fight.

>>9374950

Why not just a bear?

>>9374945
>aesthetically pleasing

None of these pictures related.

>>9374959
You send the bear in after they manage to kill the inmate.

>>9374945
>aesthetically pleasing
Could you give us some examples?

>>9374954
Jesus fuck, don't look at the one to the left's eyes. THey burn through my soul...

>>9374959

True, and it would be hilarious to hear them collectively mispronouncing every word they speak. Example: Bear -> Bar

>>9374971
Right sorry, soul burning caused momentary confusion/fail

Special weapon category: THE DAWBLE GLAWK.

Weapon demonstration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txeGZoBW7vY

Somebody please archive this, it is filling up with lulz.

>>9374959
Oh my god, that never even occurred to me.

>>9374954
God damnit. Only stormtroopers can save us.

Gunther with his Skul-gun.

>>9374984

That's not chud, that's just plain awesome.

Also, we don't want the chuds to be armed enough to overpower the guards. THe only firearms present will be the ones in the hands of the guards incase Chudicus leads a rebellion.

>>9374984
FUCKING NO.

NO. NO. NO. NO.

>>9375006
What about you know, nailguns and stuff?

>>9374969
Bear baiting kills a lot of innocent people a year.

He's clearly armed with... a drumstick?

>>9375013

THose are okay, the general rule is nothing you have to fill out a form 4473 for, because I hope that no gun shop owner is unscrupulous enough to arm people of this caliber.

>>9374988
Hey, that's Somalia's secret weapon you're posting thar.

My favorite contender thus far: Wheels of Pain

>>9375006
>that's awesome.

No, no it is not. It's faggotry in the 3rd degree.

>>9375019

Not including chuds.

Another round of "Guess it's gender!"

>>9375033

Come on, it's like having 2 hand grenades stuck together. (seewhatididthere?)

Special Weapon category: The Peniwhip.

Weapon demonstration: Plenty on redtube.

Oh god. Trying to breed the ultimate CHUD between seasons...
Just put the crazy, right-wing, Nazi-wanna-be and the twilight fan girl in the same room together for a few hours, come back in and there's a little of Chudlets.

New contestant: Captain Virginatus. Hailing from the fabled lands of Basementarius where he and his female clan leader would spend the day hunting Hot Pockets...

>>9375059
Managing your CHUDS should be important.

First world chud vs. third world militia. We all want to see this.

>>9375074

No contest, the third worlders would kill and eat the chuds.

>>9374984
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Does the term chud only apply to stupid and unattractive people, or is it more of a blanket description for melanin-deficient, culturally-challenged folks?

Rise my minions!

Can we come up with a system for this game?

And figure out stats for the different kinds of chuds, probability of successful breeding and cross-breed stats and so on.

Black metal kids fits the category, they like to dress up as clowns. Black. Spiky. Clowns.

>>9375073
"Sir; your prize fighter, that Ayn Rand fan witht he boxing gloves, he has started a rebellion."
"Shame...I had such high hopes for him...very well. Gas the entire pound with sleeping Gas, then wring his neck, I'll just have to use my winnings to but someone better..."

>>9375087
I wonder, I mean, it's not like third world militia ever aims.

posting some breeding stock.

New contestant: SNAKE DOOFUS. Will you enter the arena with this one man army and suffer the chance of getting your neck broken? Or getting tons of hair gel all over you? You make the call. Because SNAKE DOOFUS doesn't sleep. He waits.

Anyone remember "gothic negro"?

>>9375111
I don't know.
That screams more HOLY SHIT CYBERPUNK then Chud.
Oh, and are we including Weeaboos in this...because if so:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AInqBBRMMFA

Breeding Stock.

>>9375097

>>9375093

Watch shows like maury or springer. Take a look at chris chan. Anyone who looks like they spend all their wellfare money on wallmart and mail order swords is a chud.

>>9375097

Inquisitor, with refluffled mutations and traits.

A man so dangerous that his only weapon, BESIDES HIS HANDS OF STEEL THAT CRUSH ENEMIES WHOLE, is a sharpened mini-cleaver that he found in a package of cheese samples.

Who is this speckled wonderment, you ask?

THE ONE... THE ONLY....


BEEEAAAAAAARCLAAAAAW.

>>9375119
It's like some kind of minor miracle the guy at the back wasn't zerg-faced.

But jesus christ, these photos are making me re-think getting a gun license.

>>9375130
She's really hot, though.

>>9375130
FFFFFFFFFF IF YOU USE THAT I'M COUNTERING WITH THE FOAM FURRIES

more breeding stock

Give him a proper weapon and my money is on him.

>>9375138

I see. In that case, can we set up an IRL Chud Fighting League? I have a prime chudiator ready for action.

This is why I was so in favor of global warming, because you just know war games like this thread proposes would happen.

>>9375138
I figure we should have three classes - obese, standard and superskinny. Heavy, medium and light gladiators.

Alright, this is shaping up to something both wonderful and terrible. I'm going to get some sleep. If you are interested or know anyone interested just hit up the email address. I need to crash, good luck on your chud wrangling.

Commander Cardboard: A feared legend of a man. A man without equal, both in his disregard for deodorant and his ability to slice his foes in twain with a myriad of cardboard devices of destruction.

>>9375181

The idea is that they don't have proper weapons.

A proud veteran chudiator protecting his offspring.

My champion.

>>9375201
proper weapon = a katana or some shit.

>>9375197

Chud Strife

>>9375222

Holy fuck, that's victim of incest....or his evil twin....

This is so bad-ass that he's their fighting instructor, having earned his freedom after winning the grand tournament back in the days.

>>9375240
It's definitely him. The axe is probably for BIG JOBS.

>>9375227

I was thinking more along the lines or dual-wielding electric carving knives.

The Music of War

Can we have special matches, where they are tasked with fighting off the most inbred, hideous and rabid dogs and other monstrosities of nature?

I worry about the training of many of these chuds. My suggestion is that they be trained by the world's casualties of war. Basically if you were fucked up too badly to re-enter the military, you could supplement your pension by being the mentor/ general of a chud legion. It doesn't matter how you were fucked up, only that you were, and that you appear on the battlefield to guide your troops.

We... were going to give him a stage name.

...But... We just call him ted.

His tattoos tells the tales of his life as a prize fighter.

Natty Ice Viking owns all.

>>9375265
the GRIN REAPER?

The dream of all chuds.

*Dramatic music*
The Weeaboo; who became a Hikkomori
The Hikkomori; who became a chudfighter
The Chudfighter; who defied an emperor
"Who is he?"
"They call him the 'son of a palm' sire, because his family tree has no branches, it just goes straight down and in on itself."
"You will remove your Furry mask and tell me your name."
"My name, is Chudiator. Father to a murdered Anime collection. Husbando to a murdered Waifu doll...and I will have my venagnce."
"Today, I saw a Chud become more powerful than the wasteland warrior."
"They said you wern't that ugly."
*From Director Ridley Scot*
"DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU!"
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!"
Chudiator.

CRUSH THEM GROG!

>>9375267
JESUS SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, IS THAT A FUCKING GREMLIN, LOOK AT ITS EYES ITS FUCKING CRAZY, ITS GNAWING ON ITS OWN FUCKING LIMBS, WHAT THE HELL IS IT DOING, WHO GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO TAKE THIS PICTURE, LOOK AT ITS HAIR ITS LIKE SOME SORT OF DEMONSPAWN PUT ON EARTH TO EAT CHILDREN AND SHIT NIGHTMARE FUEL, WHAT VAGINA DID THAT THING COME OUT OF, IT LOOKS LIKE ITS BLIND AND BURNED AND ROTTING, IT HAS WARTS LIKE A FUCKING TROLL, DID YOU FEED THIS THING PAST MIDNIGHT OR GIVE IT WATER OR SOMETHING, PUT THAT THING IN A FUCKING CAGE HOLY SHIT JESUS TESTICLES MARY MOTHER OF JEHOVAH GOD HAVE MERCY

chudfight is now a full /tg/ rpg game system
rules and feats for the system now needed

>>9375268
Get some guy who lost his hands in Iraq to give them firearms training. Watch him slowly go insane with frustration.

>>9375350
We're using Inquisitor.

>>9375329
World's ugliest dog for many years running. Been dead for some time.

>>9375350
I'm so down with this

>>9375267
HOLY FUCK THAT DOG HAS RANDOM CLAWS COMING OUT OF IT'S LEGS, JESUS IT'S LIKE THE DARK GODS OF CHAOS MADE IT OR SOMETHING.

>>9375372
nah its just its holding its right-side limbs parallel.

breeding stock

>this thread.

My eyes have been opened.

Combat based on d10s.

Goal for a successful roll is for your stat+your roll to be equal to or greater than 10.

Basic stats: To generate, roll 2d10 and pick one.

Fightan: The measure of how good your Chud is in hand to hand combat. This is considered to be their skill with their weapon, not a measure of damage.

Shootan: Skill with ranged weapons. Similar to Fightan.

Scramblan: The "agility" stat.

Survivan: Toughness, generates their wounds.

Beatan: Strength stat

Talkan: What Chud needs to talk? Though, maybe you're some kind of trailer park gigolo and make the money for your meth and natty ice by gettin' dirty with the local hogs. The effective charisma stat.

Chud: A measure of just how Chudly you are. This is affected by feats and your skills. Will be detailed further later.

You've got my sword!

Do these guys qualify?

Gentlemen. We do this for SCIENCE!

>>9375432
Maybe you can use talkan to seduce a chud of the opposite sex midst-battle?

Hog time.

You can think? AMAZING!!!

>>9375412
I never understand this.

Costumes like that take a lot of time and effort to make. You'd think somewhere along the line he'd have taken a step back and just SEEN that it was gonna look derpy as hell, but he finishes the costume anyway.

>>9375127 beat you to it >>9375462

more breeding stock

>>9375428
Horse Mask = instant hilarity

>>9375457
Lightweight chuds. They probably become rations shortly after the games begin in earnest.

All these pics of chuds have guns, so it doesn't make sense that they aren't allowed to use them. We should make a British version called Chavfight, because guns are virtually illegal in the UK, they would only be armed with the traditional lead pipe, kitchen knife and brick.

>>9375459
can someone post the DOOM edit of this pic?

>>9375500
They're allowed airsoft as a compromise.

>>9375500
The Finnish Urpofight League gives you their blocks of wood, axes, and katanas

>>9375500
Randomly kidnap Britrish Stag parties in the Ukraine, arm them with dodgy slavshit, and you've got your chav fight with guns.

>>9375254

MEK-QUAKE! MEK-QUAKE! BIG JOBS! BIG JOBS!

>>9375432
Traits:

Inbred: Somewhere up your family tree, a few of those branches are growin' together. The proud genes of your family (and not much else) are charging through your body. +1 Beatan and Survivan, -1 Scramblan and Talkan. +1 to Chud.

Fuckin' Magnets: You don't know how they work, and you don't need anyone to tell you. They'll just lie anyway. +2 to Talkan checks to ignore anyone talking about anything sciency. -2 Talkan to try and talk about them. +1 to Chud.

Moonshone: Boy, your momma sure likes to drink. Hell, she was hittin' the shine the whole time you were in the oven. +1 to Survivan checks against any Alcohol. If you fail the check, you become Pissed Off automatically. +1 to Chud.

Workin' Boy: Well, ain't you some kinda fancy sombitch? What, you goin' to work again? Given that you are trusted with tools, you must have been doing something right. +1 to Scramblan and Talkan. -2 to Chud.

Roleplaying scenario using WoD as a setting.
All chuds gain a hivemind and raise up against their oppressors (the rest of humanity).

We would be outgunned and outnumbered. Survival horror.

>>9375532
>>9375432
Why so against Inquisitor?

I think it's a she...

>>9375523
Got to love the A.B.C warriors.

Also postan breeding stock.

>>9375544
Black Ness is cool, though.

>>9375484
Derp, that's what happens when I don't check a thread well enough. Carry on sirs and madams, don't let my interruption stop you.

>>9375532
Fatso: Well, we ain't gonna take that food away from ya. Not after how Jimbo lost those fingers. Gain +1 Survivan against all blows to body and limbs, except for head. Take -2 Scramblan.

Stringbean: God dammit, boy. Ain't that possum fritter good enough for ya? Being skinny around other Chuds is a dangerous life, but has its benefits. Take -1 Survivan against blows to the body and limbs, but gain +2 to Scramblan. -1 Chud

Wrastler: Naw, you ain't one a them fagget wraslers. You git yerself out there and bust some chairs! Given your skills with 'wrestling,' you've made yourself a bit more dangerous. Gain a +1 to Fightan and Beatan when unarmed or using a chair/table, and gain a +2 to Talkan when issuing a challenge. +1 Chud.

I suppose this guy could be a boss-fight.

Ok I'm done posting.

>>9375559
>>9375523
I did not expect anyone to get my Mek Quake reference.

>>9375364
chudfight vehicle odditys
roll result
1 gun happy, gains +5 to fuel comsumption and extra bonus when gun rack is full of laoded weapony
2 Religious, will double speed when going to a fundamental church every Sunday
3 hate, will travel as triple speed when intercepting a gay rally, with intent to destroy
4 drunk, will take a-5 on mechanical roll unless over 24 empth beer cans ane in the floor well of passenger seat
5 pride, +5 for confererate flag, +10 if flag is over 50 percent of rear windshield
6 Spread the knowelege, +.5 righteousness per bumpersticker
7 fuel happy, the more smoke the better
8 Shoddy but tough,+5 armour points for each panel or door a different color
9 sound Assult, +10 sonic shock for airhorns that play Lacucrracha, or a christian hymn tune
10 disguise, car has a BMW hood ornament

How would Meatbot Massacre work as a system?

>>9375538
Naw, I'm cool with Inquisitor, I'm just bored and coming up with some offshoot rules.

>>9375573
Sneaky: Don't lemme catch you sneakin' up on me again, you shithead, or I'll break yer fuckin' neck! After enough time, you've had to get sneaky for...some reason or another. Gain a +1 to Scramblan when hiding or trying to sneak.

Methmouth: Gotta lay off that shit, boy. It'll fuck you up real good. They make nice fake teeth now, though. Well, it happened. You took too many drugs for too long. Take -1 to Talkan, but gain a +1 above your original stat when searching for drugs.

Hog Wrangler: Naw, not them pigs. Got all them ladies that need some lovin'. You are as suave as a back woods crazy can be. Gain +2 to Talkan when trying to seduce a lady. Unfortunately, you tend to run your mouth around the menfolk. -1 Talkan to Men.

>>9375612

Don't be silly. He's goddamn Mek-Quake.

>>9375629

Yeah, everybody loves Mek-Quake!

>>9375379
Is it trying to inseminate ... another it? This is not a scene of violence, doesn't look like a knife this short can hurt anything vital.

>>9375625
Pyro: Yup. Fire's reeeeal pretty, and you ain't too bad with it. Gain a +1 to Fightan or Shootan (whichever is relevant) when attacking with a burning weapon.

Border Patrol: Ain't no way in hell you're lettin' THEM in HERE. Who THEY are and where HERE is doesn't matter. +1 to Fightan/Shootan (whichever is relevant) when attacking "foreigners." Use of this is up to your Chud Master.

>>9375519
>>9375500
The Australian Boganfight League places special emphisis on vehicular combat, in which teams of bogans fielding rusty 80's Falcadores modified with huge bald tyres and stupidly loud exhausts coupled with massive sub-woofers.

The Ford and Holden teams fight with bitter grudges, but only after enough pre-battle burnouts and donuts have been performed to the sound of ACKADACKA blaring through the sound systems.

Though the match usually begins in the vehicles, they are usually wrecked by the first collision and the fight takes place on foot with weapons such as cricket bats, beer bottles and kitchen knives. The uniforms worn by the combatants include singlets, flannelette shirts and football jerseys.

>>9375682
Big 'Un: Boy...you're some kinda big sombitch. You stand a full head taller than...well, everyone in the bayou/hills/trailer park. They know you're the boy to get when somethin' needs to get moved or broken, too. +1 to Beatan. Take -1 to Scramblan whenever trying to hide or move silently.

>>9375702
oh i just relised how awesome this would be

Australin rule Boganfight
British rule Chavfight
American rule Chudfight
three differnt game sets, with a common rule...

annual income and or intelligence must be below national average

>>9375752
Australian one must include weaponized marsupials. Just...because.

>>9375752
Australia also needs the centerlink disability pension league. Or the dole bludger subdivision.

aborigionals get the free feats "drunkasfuck" and "Kooristink" at 1st level

>>9375839
i shouldent of laughed

>>9375839

Racial at-will "Heycuzgottalight?"

>>9375702
Typical bogan vehicle pictured.

For special matches they can be placed against delinquent inner city gangs of azns, wogs or lebs. This fills them with anti-immigrant "FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL" rage and makes for spectacular combat.

Pissed Off: Somethin' riled you up, and it sure as hell ain't gonna do it again. While Pissed Off, you must move to attack the nearest viable target with a melee attack. Living things take precedence but, in lieu of living targets, you must attack the nearest inanimate object. While Pissed Off, you gain +1 to Fightan and Beatan. This remains until the end of the fight OR for 2d10 minutes OR until someone makes a successful Talkan check against you at a -2 modifier.

>>9375869

Particularly heroic examples of nationalistic might are easily identified by their sporting of Australian flags worn as capes. They believe, in their simple way, that it allows them to channel the mighty power of a long and proud history of white civilisation, instead of sixty thousand years of naked black men.

My urge to scourge and purge all of these degenerates is through the roof.

dammit

>>9375900
mungo man was dated at 120 Million years i think

>>9375907
I'm with ya brother.

battle cry, yelling or uttering the phrase "you, me, carpark, NOW!" add a +5 situational bonus to bluff

>>9375943
>mungo man was dated at 120 Million years i think

MAN DID NOT EAT DINOSAURS
dude was right 68K
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mungo_Lake_remains

>>9376198
doing what?

How about chudraces? Or chud poetry contests? Chud chugging contests or cooking contests?

shit has potential

chud interpretive dance

This thread is humanity.

>>9376772

I always thought most of humanity deserved scourging and purging, and this thread reminded me why.
>>9375907 was me btw.

>>9375965
Brofist.

>>9375457

The pringles guy?

Chudfight: TCG?

>>9375544
Hey, Black Ness is cool in my book.

>>9377449
>fat waluigi

But seriously. DAT WARIO, MAN.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

This game uses a system of slots, called Stomachs, to house the various upgrades you can give your chud, and many of them are similar to things you can find your average chud wielding.

They're also fat and ugly, or skinny and ugly.

>>9375516
Here you go.

>>9378149
Also, there is a technique called the Fat City Sumo Ride. It's pretty much the perfect system for this.

>>9378149
Oooh, could you provide some more info? How is it? Looks wonderful...!

>>9378891

It's pretty fun and simple. Easy to pick up and learn. Unfortunately, I've lost the book, but you've got six stats. Move (how many spaces you can move in an action), Attack, Defense, Massacre (How many Meats you must rip off to one-hit-kill them, I think), Meats (your hp), and Stomachs (how many slots of equipment you can carry).

Most of the equipment is melee, but some of the ranged stuff can be devastating. You also get general enhancements like an Aggro Pump, or Extra Meats. With a little refluff you can easily turn these guys into chuds. They even look alike!

Combat is turn based, with one guy going, then another guy going. I don't remember how it works, unfortunately. Nor do I remember how chargen works. I do remember that combat was fast and fun, and simple.

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creepy fucker
Anyone know what this guys deal is?

THIS THREAD MADE me laugh hard. Sorry about the caps.

Bumping to see if the threads still alive.

I think it's tapered off a bit. At least it's on suptg.

So why haven't I seen DRAGON TWISTER here yet?

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Last call before I eventually make a new thread. If anyone wants in on chudfights, hit me up at wastelandwarriorsuptg@gmail.com

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