....This idea interests me

Ordos Notgreenenuff?
Ordos Unorkyness?
Ordos Muckinabout?

>>9341905

No it needs to be analogous its Imperial counterparts:

Ordos Notgreenenuff <----------> Ordos Xenos
Ordos Unorky <----------> Ordos Hereticus
Ordos Weirdstuff <----------> Ordos Malleus

I lol'd.

Bump

>>9341844
>>9342043
I like where this is going.

Tell me moar.

continue...

>>9342043

You mean the Orkos, right?

>>9342832

>>9342832

..This thread..

While I do approve... Orks tend to do this already, orks bully wussier orks til either they become no longer wussy, or die.

>>9341844
MORE! I DEMAND IT!

>>9343075
Well, then, why not have them do it in an organized fashion? I'd play the living shit out of Ork Heresy, for one.

>>9343094

When is anything Orks do ever organized?
Still, I am in favor of an orkquisitor.

>>9342832
>>9342043

I would totally work for the Orkos Weirdstuff if just to say that I work for a company with the best name ever.

We're assuming he'd be the Inquisitor for a party of PC Orkcolytes?
Right, then. Classes is what we need.
There are obvious analogues, but outside of that... What's the Ork equivalent of a priest, for example?

"OY, DIS WEIRD STUFF BE KRUMPING US HARD. CALL IN....DA GREY NOBS!"

>>9343151
>Orkos Weirdstuff
>Orkos
BRILLIANT.

Just need to get the ball rolling to archive this

>>9343171
Runtherd? That's more like Adept, though.
So, we'd have:
Tech Priest: Mekboy.
Guardsman: Shoota/Slugga Boy
Assassin: Kommando.
Adept: Runtherd.
Psyker: Wierdboy {Orkos Wierdstuff Wierdboy. Hmm.}
Anything else?
Grots as Scum, perhaps.

>>9343234
Priests are Painboyz. DO IT.

>>9343177
'Ere come the NOBS in GREY!
Dey won't let ya' remeber !

>>9343302
Oh god, now it's playing in my head.

CURSE YOU MORK.

>>9343302
That is one scary bastard. They need signature weapons too. Waghkannons, perhaps?

>>9343302
And if they fail, send in da Everkrump Kommando.

>>9343302
would they all be mindwiped Weirdboyz capable of melee combat?

>>9343370
Old RT Madboyz.

>>9343383
Perfect.
Madboyz iz Lucky 'see.

would Blood Axes be seen as Unorky and therefore purged?

>>9343401
They'd have a status not unlike the Space Wolves in the Imperium.

this thread is full of WAAAAAGH!!!!

woulc Yarrick be allowed to join?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c&playnext_from=TL&videos=eTYx97EMrr8

Relevant I think.

>>9343094
Good point, I would too. Only other logical problem is dat orks aren't very organized period, otherwise the galaxy would be fucked.

>>9343302

Nah, nah, nah,
Da best boyz dress in grey, rememba dat,
Just in case ye ever see me and make contact.
Da title 'eld by me: N.I.G.
Means watchu tink ya saw, ya did not see!

>>9343545

Given the chaos of the Inquisition that isn't much of a problem.

Bumps

awesome

The following things are considered unorky (ork heresies):

Seeing a good fight and not joining in
Not enuff dakka
Not enuff choppa
Paint a buggy red and it goes slower for some reason
Too much teef
Too little teef
Weirdboyz getting too weird even for them
Orks that think green maybe isn't the best
and of course MUCKIN ABOUT

>>9341905
Orkos Choppius (Choppa as their symbol).
Orkos Oomanius (Act the most like a Blood Axe).
Orkos Greenus (Stuff that ain't Orky).

/tg/ needs to make this setting happen so i can GM it!

The Imperial world Kardus IV had been plagued by a large Waaugh for a few years now, some times barely holding off the green tide, other times nearly annihilating them once and for all at their swamp strongholds. For all the death and destruction, it was now a stalemate, and had been for months now.

But all that was about to change.

Suddenly, in the sky above the swamps where many Orks prepared for another go at the PDF, a meteorite blazed across the sky in an arc of bright fire! But this was no mere meteorite, this was an Ork Rok! A crude rudimentary space fairing Ork vessel.

The Rok crashed into a grot filled mek shop in a thunderous fireball! No one particularly big or important was killed in the blast. Perfect landing!

A great many Orks swarmed about the Rok as it sat in the ruined, smoldering crater where the Mek shop had once stood, yelling, thumping the ground with their choppas and shooting their sluggas into the air, intent on proving to any Ork inside that this was THEIR Waaagh, and this world would eventually be theirs!

Yet, suddenly, a Power Klaw punched through one of the (poorly fitting) hatch doors and wrenched it wide open! A confused hush feel over the Ork mob, the arm the claw was attached too was one of the greeniest greens that they had seen, and was big to boot!

A massive form pulled itself from the hole. Clad in some of the finest mismatched Ork armor and covered in cybork implants from head to toe, an Ork the size of a Warboss glared hard at the mob. A meek voice piped up from the center of the crowd.

"Eh, 'oo are you?"

>>9344421

Bein' a smart git.
Not wantin' to go fasta.
Not wantin' more dakka.
Not wantin' more choppy.

>>9345392
>>9345392
MOAR

"ORKHIMEDES" responded the large Ork, surveying the crowd, an angry expression beginning to come across his face. "YOUS A SORRY LOT. WHO'S IN CHARGE 'ROUND 'ERE?"

Another large Ork appeared from the crowd, stomped over to Orkhimedes, and got face to face with him. (using tip toes to achive maximum size, yet still unable to reach the others height). "I'm Warboss of this Waaagh! I'm in charge! And I'm not gunna let some git some 'ere an-"

Orkhimedes suddenly lashed out with his Power Klaw, disemboweling the Warboss and shoving him onto his back. The wounded Ork choked and writhed in the dirt, looking up at Orkhimedes hatefully, "Why Yous come 'ere?!" he demanded.

Orkhimedes screamed to warboss and the gathered mob. "I'M ORKQUISITOR ORKHIMEDES, AND I'VE COME TO SEE IF YOUS LOT ARE ORKY ENUFF"

We need more of our hero!

Goregutz Will be our empra.

"I've nevah 'erd of an Orkquisitor before" said some foolish Ork in the gathered crowd. Orkhimedes darted towards the voice with surprising speed for his large frame, bowling over smaller Boyz. He grabbed the speaker with both hand and Klaw. "WELL NOW YA JUST DID" he screamed at the Ork, and bodily threw him clear over the crowd into the burning wreckage of the Rok/Mek shop.

"LIKE I SAID, I'VE COME TO SEE IF YOUS LOT ARE ORKY ENUFF, AND I DONT LIKE WHAT I SEE!" screamed Orkhimedes, pointing accusingly at the war camp he landed in, and at the Orks themselves. "LOOK AT YOUS. YOUR SHOOTAS AINT BIG ENUFF, AND I DONT SEE ONE WARTRUKK. WHAT KIND OF WAAAGH IS THIS?" The Orks shared worried looks as The Orkquisitor stomped about, tearing huts open, kicking grots aside, angrily accusing the Orks of all sorts of unorkiness. "WHERES THE RED PAINT? THERES NOT ENUFF SKULL POLES! I DONT EVEN SEE A MEK SHOP!"

To Orkhimedes, this sad sorry lot were barely above a feral mob! He looked hard at the Orks around him.

"Can you even Waaagh? I WANNA 'ERE YOU WAAAAGH!"

The Ork camp erupted with a massive, united outburst of their race's warcry. Orkhimedes wasnt satisfied, "MORE! LOUDER YOU LOT, OR GORK AND MORK WONT 'ERE YOU! MORE!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

It was as if the swamp itself shook with the cry, the Orkquisitor gave a pleased grunt, this Waaagh could turn around yet!

Someone archive this

>>9345958
if you go to 1d4chan and type in 'orkquisitor' you will find a page full of hilarious shit.

(no guardsman, you are the greenskins)

In the coming days, Orkhimedes learned of the true state of the Waaagh, and how the Orks had been locked in a stalemate at the edge of the swamp with the Imperial planetary defense force. A sad position for any Ork, under poor leadership even the biggest, greenest boyz suffered, and could even be reduced to a mere git if it got bad enough, and it was bad. Thankfully, the former warboss wasnt a complete fool, as he had set up a spy network of Grots to keep tabs on the humans, so he'd know when they'd attack and from where. What Orkhimedes learned however, caused great dismay among the Orks.

"Theys sending them burny shiney humies!"

"Theys gonna burn the swamp down!"

"WE'ZE ALL GONNA DIE!"

After the cowardly Ork was given a good punt across the war camp. Orkhimedes told his fellow Orks to take heart. "WHYS YOU SCARED? THERES A FIGHT COMING, A GOOD ONE! THEYZE NO BEAKIES, BUT THEY DONT BREAK AS EASY AS DA GUARD! ITS GONNA BE A GREAT WAAAAGH!"

Even in the face of the most unorky of moods, the desire to avoid a fight, Orkhimedes' size and charisma (Ork charisma, so basically just his size) won out, and the war camp set to preparing. The Sisters of Battle would be a good practice run for this Waaagh, the Orkquisitor reasoned, if they reached too far, they would surely crushed in their current state, but if they only kept fighting the weaker human forces, they would never truly get going!

This thread reminded me of this companies awesome Ork conversion sets.

http://www.shop.microartstudio.com/orcs-captains-body-p-288.html?cPath=45

At the dawn of the next day, the Boys massed at the edge of the swamp, choppas in hand, sluggas at the ready, and newly built shootas loaded.

Orkhimedes used his cunning to think of a properly Orky battle plan for this Waaagh.

"Listen you gits and grots, theys burny sistas are as burny as any Ork, but theys aint as shooty or choppy, and theys aint as big, and they aint even green at all!"

The Orks chuckled amongst each other at the notion. The Orkquisitor repeated his plan to the boyz. "Theyz gonna want to get in close to really use those burnas of theirz. I wants you to let them get good and close you see, and then hit em with the dakka.

"Let em get close? But you just said they'd use those burnas!"

Orkhimedes lamented that the Ork wasnt close enough to back hand.

"If you gotta catch some bullets to win, THEN YOU CATCH BULLETS!" the Orkquisitor stated, it was one of the more important tenants of Orkiness he thought, when you get hit, you keep fighting, otherwise the whole Waaagh would fall apart after the first fight.

Then, in the distance, he heard music, soft, yet getting louder. The sisters were approaching.

>>9346066
Pretty sure you're thinking of Orkhammer.
But you're right, it is hilarious.

The sisters of battle had come prepared to break the stalemate, with transport Rhinos laden with battle sisters and supplies approaching the swamps edge.

As the choir music continued to come from speakers set onto the Rhinos themselves, the the Sisters set themselves into a gunline, and marched straight forward, undaunted by the shadowy tree and scrub line ahead.

The Boyz crouched behind their cover, waiting for the signal, that familiar thrum going through them all, that feeling any Ork gets when theirs good fighting to be had.

Suddenly, one the sister's called out to the others, likely their leader, the Orkquisitor reasoned, as she seemed to have the biggest set of armor.

"AND LO" she cried as the sisters kept marching, "ON THE FIFTH DAY, THE GREAT EMPEROR, WITH A MERE GESTURE, STRUCK DOWN THE TEEMING XENO HORDE WITH FIRE FROM THE SKY, AND LEFT THE FIELD A BARREN TRACK OF ASH AND CINDER, A REFLECTION OF THEIR SINS. AND TODAY, THOUSANDS OF YEARS LATER WE EMULATE HIS GREAT EXAMPLE!"

Closer now, Orkhimedes thought to himself, almost.

"THIS DAY, THIS WORLD SHALL BE RID OF XENO FILTH ONCE AND FOR ALL, AND IN HIS NAME-"

Almost

"IT BEGINS!"

Now.

don't you dare stop, writefag.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" cried the Boyz as they all opened fire upon the sisters, just as the sisters were about to fire on them.

A few flamers still shot promethium into the trees and brush, but the damage was done. What was to be a show of might became the wrong side of an ambush as the sisters scrambled for cover, but there was little to be had, out in the open as it were.

Many sisters were killed outright in the opening burst of fire. One tried to right herself in the confusion and fire her flamer into the trees, but a lucky shot struck her fuel tank, catching her and several other sisters in a a large fireball.

"NOWS THE TIME BOYZ! CHARGE!" screamed the Orkquisitor, rushing out from cover at the sisters, and every boy followed.

"'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO!" One boy yelled, as he bull rushed the nearest sister, and started striking at her with his choppa, the sister only just barely getting her own sword out in time to block.

>>9346917

This is excellent...even if the Sisters really don't get meny victories. Still awesome writefaggotry.

I repeat. This man must be archived.

While the Orks had taken the advantage initially, the sisters had begun to regroup, showing no fear or quarter as they drew blade and chainsword alike and dived into close quarters with the Boyz. Orkhimedse waded through the fray, grabbing any sister that dared approach him in a crushing grip with his power Klaw and slamming them into the dirt.

He had no real interest in the rank and file, the Orks were holding their own, he searched for their own boss, just as any Waaagh could collapse without a proper Warboss, the humans would fall into confusion without a leader directing the fight. At first he thought she had fled the field like a git, but then he saw her.

Holding an Ork by the neck in each hand, she smashed their heads together with a loud crunch, threw them to the dirt, and then saw Orkhimedes.

"XENO!"

"Humph, humie"

The Cannoness charged the Orkquisitor, drawing a power sword from her hip sheath. "For the deaths of my sisters you will fall, monstrosity!" She swung hard, at shoulder level, either intending to take his head in one blow, or take his arm, but Orkhimedes got his Power Klaw up to block in time.

The Canoness swung again, at waist level, this time the Orkquisitor did not merely block the sword, but catch it in the Klaw. "Yous and yours was a good fight", said the Ork, wrenching the sword out of her hands and tossing it aside. "But in the end, you was just practice"

Orkhimedes lashed out with his Klaw, and grabbed the Cannoness' head, with a short cry of pain, and a meaty ripping sound, it was torn from the body.

>Bork Bakkarakk
>Ork
OH YEAH

Orks, due to their voices, would propably make incredible blues singers.

The battle had been won.

Orkhimedes had been wrong however, the death of their leader did not send the sister into fear or confusion. They held the field as long as they could, and only retreated in the face of utter annihilation. The Orks gave one long "WAAAAAAAAAAAGH" in the face of this victory.

Orkhimedes was proud of the work he had done here. What was once a failing Waaagh on the edge of destruction, was now rolling forth again, even now as he looked over the Orks looting the dead, both the sisters and their own, they seemed just a little bit bigger, a little bit greener.

His work was done here.

"Ey Boss, I mean uh, Orkquisitor! Where you going?" called out one Ork as Orkhimedes turned back into the swamp. "Theys other Waaaghs out their what got unorky warbosses, or arent green enuff, or are into weirdstuff. I'm out to set em straight!"

"Whos gonna be boss with you gone?" asked another.

"Easy, you find the biggest! And if you dont think 'e's good enuff, krump em good and pick another! Thats Orky! Thats what yous supposed to do!"

The Waaaagh waaghed on without Orkhimedes, eventually driving the Imperials off world, and among the orks that they encountered (and fought), word spread of an Ork was would stand no unorkiness, the first Orkquisitor.

And there you go, one chapter of Orkhimedes, a dude I just made up.

You like it?

This thread is a work of art.

epic.

if this is not archived, I shall waaagh.

>>9347564
FUCK YES!!!!

>>9347606
>>9347627
>>9347642
Glad you liked it.

I'm also amused by the prospect that someone might use him as a Dark Heresy BBEG now

"THE GREEN TIDE IS RISING, and this one Ork is at the center of it all!"

PS: CAN YOU TELL I SUCK AT WRITING ONE ON ONE MELEE COMBAT?

Oh yeah. This is good.

>>9347801
Yeah, but that's still pretty good for a quickie. I enjoyed it all.

This been archived yet?

>>9348031
It is now.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9341844/

This thread... So... Much... Win...

>Orkhimedes had been wrong however, the death of their leader did not send the sister into fear or confusion.
>the death of their leader did not send the sister into fear or confusion.
>send the sister
>sister

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAA

>>9348569
no one would have ever known if you hadn't pointed it out in a now archived thread.

>>9341844

This is the reason I go on /tg/, or even the internet. In-fact, this is the reason I can read

So is the Orkos Uvvers or whatever the Xenos are, mostly mekboys and painboys so they can reverse engineer/study technology and casualties?

The weirdboys shouldn't be tied to a individual Orkos I think. As every Ork needs to tap into the Waaagh now and then they should be support like Astropaths or regular psykers.