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MAID QUEST PART XVII: Goshujin-Sama 04/18/10(Sun)23:57 No.9283104

WHAT HAS COME BEFORE:

Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047710/
Part 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9050315/
Part 3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9052773/
Part 4: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9054492/
Part 5: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9055966/
Part 6: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9070998/
Part 7: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9073610/
Part 8: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9075194/
Part 9: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9077019/
Part 10: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9078487/
Part 11: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9093599/
Part 12: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9096268/
Part 13: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9097972/
Part 14: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9099543/
Part 15: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9198867/
Part 16: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9201289/

If you're pathetic enough to follow this fucking shit on twitter, it's at http://twitter.com/maidquesttg

You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.
3. Have sex with at least three of them. (1.5/3)

At least, that's the basic idea. Things have gotten confused since then.

Goshujin-Sama 04/18/10(Sun)23:57 No.9283115

Loot
Alien Repair Bots
Mysterious Alien Sphere (0% analysed)
Demonic Ace of Spades - Alicia's Phylactery

Mansion Status:
Facilities: Beachfront property, Huge Yacht
Kitchen: Average (3 of 5)
Decor: Good (4 of 5)
Gardens: Fair (2 of 5)
Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
Beach: Average (3 of 5)

Staff
Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted)
Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE
Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Neutral)
Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED
Jehanne, the paladin of Bahamut (Trust) - LOVE
Alicia, the former Demon Queen of Lust (Hostile)
SISTER FUCKING CARMINE, THE FUCKING FEMALE FUCKING ANGRY MARINE! (Angry)
Koyomi, your Japanese gamer science nerd. (Neutral)

80 XP

It is Morning of Day 8 of 30. You wake up with a hangover and a bad headache.

WHAT DO?

>>	Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)00:02 No.9283204 Bump 1 of 3

>>	Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)00:07 No.9283283 Bump 2 of 3

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:07 No.9283295 so like, i missed the last few parts of this. is anybody even still interested?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:09 No.9283320 Talk to Katherine. Need to try to mend things with her before she potentially does something bad with Alicia that could harm us.

>>	Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)00:09 No.9283324 >>9283295 Not sure. To be honest, things are getting bleak. Last time it ended with an argument over traps and people getting emo. If there's no more interest, I'll call the Quest and go back to painting my new Retribution of Scyrah army.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:09 No.9283328 Right. Talk to the trap.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:09 No.9283329 go check out what the science chick has been up to. maybe grab something for the headache

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:10 No.9283339 Look, I'll participate if you promise there'll be no more romancing of the trap. You may instead romance Reginald. Deal?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:11 No.9283358 (Why do people refer to traps as 'she'? Aren't traps guys disguised as women, hence the term 'trap'? :S)

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:12 No.9283371 >It is Morning of Day 8 of 30. You wake up with a hangover and a bad headache. Drink some booze to overcome the hangover and masturbate, obviously.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:13 No.9283378 Why has no one sudgested masterbate as is our custom?

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)00:13 No.9283379

>>9283328
>>9283320

You wake up staring at the ceiling. There is a bottle of Remy Martin by your bed, and for some reason, you're wearing your pants on your head.

You get up and go to the bathroom and wash your face, gargling some mouthwash to try and get the horrible dry feeling out of your mouth. Looking up into the mirror, you're surprised to see dark hollows under your eyes and a haggard expression on your face.

Things yesterday didn't go so well. . . and it all comes down to a single thing.

You have to go have a talk with Katherine.

And just as you decide that, there's a knock on the door. "Excuse me, sir," the voice says. "I'm here to bring you your breakfast."

>>	monotreeme 04/19/10(Mon)00:14 No.9283395 rolled 17 = 17 I'd participate (maybe) if I could get a rough synopsis. anyone care to enlighten me?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:14 No.9283400 >>9283379 Turn around. See who it is, hopefully it's him.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:14 No.9283405 >>9283358 Well yes, but I'm pretty sure often traps are transgendered, and thus mentally identify with being female... so... yeah.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:15 No.9283417 >>9283405 We need a different pronoun for things that are both male and female.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:15 No.9283422 Let the person in after ensuring we're decent. Being hungover is an excuse for not being our normal selves in the morning.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:15 No.9283427 >>9283379 Request that whoever it is enter. To prove how very out of sorts we are, be wearing pants and don't even glance at their breasts.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:16 No.9283436 >>9283379 Attempt to drunkenly greet the voice.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:17 No.9283452 >>9283379 "Yes, come in. Also, me who?"

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:17 No.9283453 >>9283427 Dude, we're not that out of shape are we? We're just drunk, not lobotomized.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:18 No.9283469 >>9283453 We're hung over and miserable about having committed callous and evil deeds. Even our completely out of control libido can take a back seat this morning.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:18 No.9283474 >>9283395 MAID QUEST. CREEPY OLD MANSION. ANIMU ESQUE NPCS WITH GOALS ON WACKY RANDOMNESS AND AWKWARD ROMANCE. LAST WEEK WE FOUGHT A KRAKEN, RESCUED A BOY FROM DROWNING AND GOT DRUNK BECAUSE APPARENTLY RESCUING A BOY FROM DROWNING IS A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE.

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)00:18 No.9283480

>>9283395
>>9283400

You turn and open the door. You see something you didn't expect.

It's a young man wearing a cleanly pressed butler's uniform. He has shoulder length, red hair tied back neatly at the nape of his neck, and he is carrying a tray with breakfast on it: eggs, toast, tea, and orange juice. He nods to you silently and walks past you to put the tray on your desk.

Samantha, your head maid, follows . . . you used to know him/her as "Katherine," into the room. "Sir," she says, bowing respectfully. "I'd like to introduce you to Kristopher. He's our new hire."

"I thought we'd already hired up?" you ask.

"Katherine. . . left suddenly last night," Samantha says. "She's not sure when she'll get back. Thankfully, Kristopher here was looking for a job as a valet."

You turn back to the new hire, a sinking feeling in your chest. Yup, it's definitely "Katherine," but she/he looks a lot different now.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:18 No.9283482 >>9283395 It's basically in the first two posts.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:18 No.9283486 >>9283379 Open the door, shove our face into their breasts.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:19 No.9283492 >>9283422 Put on suit, eat breakfast on our patio overlooking the ocean while reading Conrad's Heart of Darkness and feeling haggard. Then talk to Kat.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:19 No.9283493 >>9283469 > callous and evil deeds Stop being such a fucking paladin, evil deeds are awesome. And what's a callous? Is that some paladin word for "too fun"?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:19 No.9283500 >>9283480 So, I suppose you straightened out your "identity" issues?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:20 No.9283501 Urgh. Dismiss Samantha on the premise that we want to get to know the new guy alone. Then it's time for a serious discussion.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:20 No.9283507

>>9283474
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotQuiteTheRightThing

I like to think this describes us pretty well. I mean, we did rescue Kat. But only after we threw her to the squid to begin with. But that was only because we thought we could kill it while it was distracted. And so on...

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:20 No.9283513 >>9283480 Invite new hire to join us for breakfast on patio, so we can get to know them / figure out just how hard Alicia fucked shit up.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:20 No.9283514 >>9283480 Let's play some videogames with Kristopher, offer him a free drink of booze, and engage in various bro-related activities. Maybe Reginald can take the two of us shooting.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:22 No.9283539 >>9283324 you have my interest!

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:23 No.9283554 >>9283507 Well, we also sacrificed a maid to aliens. I'm not quite sure what the idea behind that was.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:23 No.9283555 >>9283513 this is a good plan.

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)00:23 No.9283565

>>9283513
>>9283501
>>9283500
>>9283514

"Thanks, Samantha. You're dismissed."

Samantha looks back and forth between you and Kristopher, slightly confused. . . then, realizing that something very odd is going on here, decides that discretion is the better part of valor, and leaves. She gives a low curtsey and walks out, closing the door behind her.

There is a bit of a quiet moment as the two of you stand in your bedroom, looking quietly at each other. "So," you say, uncomfortably. "I guess you worked out your. . . identity issues?"

Kristopher cocks his head to one side, a bit curious. "Excuse me, sir?" he asks.

"I mean. . . shit. I don't know what to say. I'm sorry about yesterday. I was kind of an asshole. . ."

Kristopher shakes his head again. "I'm very sorry, sir, but I'm not sure what you're talking about. This is my first day here. Are you sure you're not confusing me for someone else?"

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:24 No.9283587 >>9283501 This. Kat is playing with fire by dealing with that girl.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:24 No.9283591 >>9283565 I get the feeling we should talk to Alicia.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:24 No.9283598 >>9283513 Invite K to share breakfast, play some videogames and do some manly stuff with Reginald. We've still gotta get some work done though - what's K got experience in?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:25 No.9283606 >>9283565 Ask him if he knows Alicia.

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>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:25 No.9283615 >>9283565 No. You didn't... CONFRONT ALICIA.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:25 No.9283616 >>9283565 Fantastic, a total and complete mind-wipe. I suppose Alicia will want to bargain with us for his memories back too. Well, this doesn't seem like an appropriate time to tell him about all of this.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:26 No.9283640 >>9283607 Thanks for the update. also; bamp

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:26 No.9283641 >>9283607 >a faggot with nothing better to do than sage (hurr) a quest thread Good job, bro.

>>	Jabberwock 04/19/10(Mon)00:26 No.9283645 >>9283565 Go along with it and thank him for breakfast. Think of something to do today.

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)00:26 No.9283651

>>9283616
>>9283615
>>9283606
>>9283591

"I don't suppose you know Alicia?"

"Alicia? Oh yes, the young lady who referred me to this job," Kristopher says, relieved. "She was very helpful in getting me this position. I really do owe her a debt of gratitude."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:27 No.9283655 So, have any maids been knocked up yet?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:27 No.9283659 >>9283616 RETCON BY DM FIAT. FUCK YES. Old plan: FUCK THAT SHIT RIGHT OFF. New plan: Find out what Krist is good at, get him the fuck to work after sharing a Handshake, some Booze, a game of (whatever game's available) and a Brofist.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:27 No.9283661 Can we tell if Kat is lying about not knowing what's going on?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:28 No.9283682 >>9283645 I reckon we take Krist on a tour of the mansion, that's what I reckon! Also we need to kick Alicia's ass.

>>	Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)00:28 No.9283693 Cunning check: > 12 Kristopher is not faking about not knowing what the hell you're talking about. He is, however, hiding something else.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:28 No.9283697 >>9283651 "She deals in souls, by the way. Damned the majority of my family before I refinanced. She took memories from you in payment, if I'm not mistaken."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:28 No.9283701 >>9283661 Not without PALADINS! After a manly bro-tier introduction with Krist, take him to meet the maids.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:28 No.9283702

>>9283565
Apologies, saying we had a rough evening, and tell him to have Reginald acquaint him with the premises.

Alternatively; cunning check for BS. Followed by figuring out what Alicia did... maybe.

It'd be really convenient if our creepy uncle had installed surveillance equipment in all of his maid's bedrooms wouldn't it... (wink wink, offering experience deduction for this convenience, maybe?)

>>	Jabberwock 04/19/10(Mon)00:29 No.9283714 How about we dismiss him and go talk to Alicia ourselves?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:29 No.9283716 >>9283565 I think we should have a word with Alicia... ... after breakfast.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:29 No.9283718 >>9283651 >>9283693 "I thought that might be the case. I will need to speak with her at length regarding your... qualifications."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:29 No.9283719 Watch Alicia screwed him by making him a female but with the memories of wanting to be a man.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:30 No.9283732 Talk to Alicia...after bringing along support. Reginald or the paladin.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:31 No.9283745 >>9283682 this.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:31 No.9283747 >>9283693 ... Oh god. kristopher's really a Girl isn't he?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:31 No.9283757 We need to magic up guys. We should probably ask Jehanne about how magic can work.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:32 No.9283772 >>9283693 Why have we not handshake'd, brofisted, shared breakfast with, and enjoyed an awesome introduction with our new butler? Get into it!

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)00:32 No.9283776

>>9283716
>>9283718
>>9283714
>>9283702
>>9283701
>>9283682
>>9283659

"I see," you say, swallowing hard. "I look forward to working with you in the future. In the meantime, have a word with Reginald, my butler. He'll get you situated."

Kristopher sighs, relieved, and bows. "I'll be back to take your tray down when you're done eating," he says. "If you'll excuse me."

He picks up the tray with a practiced gesture and walks out of the room. As he walks past, you notice him brush a lock of red hair behind his ear, delicately.

The moment he's gone, you wolf down your breakfast and run out of your room. Time to find Alicia.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:32 No.9283777 >>9283719 that bitch!

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:32 No.9283779 >>9283757 We do need to start on this, it'd be quite the asset in our eventual duel, as well...

>>	Jabberwock 04/19/10(Mon)00:33 No.9283792 >>9283776 Go find Alicia.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:35 No.9283823 Right. Goon rush. Pick up Jehanne and Reginald. Rush alicia.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:36 No.9283833 >>9283776 Time to talk to the Lolicubuss

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:36 No.9283834 We did put in conditions to have Alicia not tell Reginald about what was done to Samantha, right?

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:36 No.9283842
File1271651797.jpg-(118 KB, 798x373, 1251998443944.jpg)

MAID QUEST HAS FUCKING RETURNED

FUCK YEAH

Hey, GM. OP. *GOSHUJIN-FUCKING-SAMA.* I've been eagerly looking for this thread for most of the goddamn day. And you know why? Because when I read the archive of the last two threads, and you had GORDON MOTHERFUCKING FREEMAN come with the linear particle accelerator as a PACKAGE DEAL...

I guffawed.

Yes, that is *exactly* what I did. I threw my fucking head back, mouth straight at the ceiling, and I went "HAW HAW HAW HAW!" Just like that.

Maid Quest makes my day, and the miserable grind of finals, much better.

That is all. Carry on, cheerio.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:37 No.9283849 >>9283834 Right

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:37 No.9283859

>>9283823
We don't need to get physical, really we practically own her... contractually and all that. And there's a solid chance that on some level this is what Kat/Kris wanted, though its likely been perverted so as to fuck us over gloriously so we best play our hand close to our chest and with our wits about us, old bean.

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)00:37 No.9283865

>>9283747
>>9283719

"ALICIA!" you shout. You find your loli demon maid carrying the linens down to the laundry room. Felicia, her erstwhile familiar, is amusing herself by chasing the bedsheets. "Alicia, I need to talk to you!"

Alicia, also known as Lady Asmoday, (former) Demon Queen of Lust, puts the bedsheets into the laundry machine and starts to fill it up. "What is it, master?" she asks, turning that last word into a slightly sneering tone.

"I need to talk to you about Katherine," you say.

"She's gone now," Alicia says. "She decided it was time to leave."

You grab her and slam her back against the wall. "What the fuck did you do, you demonic BITCH?!"

Alicia's chin lifts up as she looks into your eyes defiantly. "I did nothing at all," she says.

"Don't fuck with me! I heard the two of you talking last night! I know you did something! You turned her into a woman and then you fucked with her head to make her thing that she's always wanted to be a man!"

"How the hell could I do anything like that?" Alicia asks. "You destroyed my hell palace. I have no thralls. I have no more power."

"Then what the hell is going on?"

Alicia pulls herself out of your grasp. "Maybe you should ask Kristopher," she says.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:38 No.9283880 >>9283757 >magic up Fuck that noise. Let's get that hot piece of ass Koyomi on the subject of replicating us a suit of power armor, using Carmine's as a base prototype. Then we'll stomp some shit.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:38 No.9283884 >>9283834 She can't ever mention it to anyone.

>>	Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)00:40 No.9283913 On a side note: I'm banking your decision to talk with Jehanne re: magic. You'll do that later today.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:40 No.9283916 >>9283880 Magic up give us: Means to dispel whatever Alicia did. Weaponry beyond alien tech Perhaps a mean to Girl up Kris without killing her in the process

>>	Jabberwock 04/19/10(Mon)00:40 No.9283924 >>9283865 Ok. So being pissy with her isn't gonna get us anywhere. Perhaps we should apoligize for being so harsh and go look for Kris to question 'em.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:40 No.9283931 >>9283865 For fuck's sake. Right, we need to drill K about the details of his/her conversation with Alicia. Bring the Paladin too 'cause we need some sense motive up in this motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:41 No.9283940 >>9283865 "Tell me what you know. And don't bother saying you know nothing, because you were the last person to talk to Katherine."

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:41 No.9283943

>>9283865
As per our contract can she even lie to us? Cause this complicates things... Either way let her know she's on even thinner ice (beach cleaning duty?)

Take things slow otherwise, study our library / check up on Koyomi and then after Kris has had time to get situated check with Reginald about what he thinks is going on / up with the Kris/Kat scandal.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:41 No.9283954

>>9283924
Apologizing isn't going to work with Alicia. We made her powerless. I'm not really sure how we're going to get her on our side yet honestly... Unless we can think up of some way to make a deal where she can start to regain her power but without it hurting us/our maids/mansion in any way but that would probably require research into magic.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:42 No.9283957 File1271652126.png-(195 KB, 494x309, xcom.png) >>9283916 But can it do this?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:42 No.9283960 >>9283865 Tried that. She has no idea what we are talking about. But you DO know something. Tell me.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:42 No.9283978 >>9283924 True, we want to stay classy. And stop agrevating the hangover migraine, cause thats really sucking about now.

>>	Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)00:43 No.9283987 All right, I'm getting a split decision. Do you want to confront Kristopher, or press Alicia?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:43 No.9283990 >>9283957 No, so we let Koyomi do her job until she either replicates more alien tech or finds out how to cascade accidentally the whole sphere

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:44 No.9283998 Press Alicia, but don't necessarily be rude about it.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:44 No.9284003 >>9283987 Press her so we can find holes in her testimony.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:44 No.9284006 >>9283987 press Alicia. What was she talking about to Kat yesterday?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:44 No.9284013 >>9283987 Let's move on to Kristopher. Alica is just going to tell us to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut, and we need a new approach to her anyhow.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:44 No.9284021

>>9283880
I agree with this.

>>9283865
We should speak to Kris immediately.

We seriously need to teach Alicia a lesson. She's been backstabbing and conniving against us for too long; we must break her. We must make her WANT to be our slave.

Perhaps Jehanne will assist?

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:44 No.9284023

>>9283954
Oh there's probably a way, especially if she thinks we're being foolish about it and it would probably require some truly Xanatosian levels of intellect, but it would be so worth it for the demon loli actions (and the tsunderee, oh god the tsunderee)

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:45 No.9284028 >>9284013 I'm outvoted, so I withdraw my decision so we can move it along. Disregard, cocks, etc.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:45 No.9284030 >>9283987 We should obviously ask what went down with K yesterday with Alicia. The two were talking.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:47 No.9284070 >>9284030 Lets take a minute, regain our cool, apologize for losing our temper, and tell her to tell us what happened between her and Kat yesterday (in a tone that evokes contractually binding obedience, while still conferring respect.)

>>	Jabberwock 04/19/10(Mon)00:47 No.9284095 I'm for either option, but I figure since we are here with Alicia, perhaps pressing on would be better for now. We can approach Kris later.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:47 No.9284098 >>9284028 Its a good thing, but we'd better be cautious with Kris, there's a miniscule chance he has no clue whats going on...

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:48 No.9284115 >>9283842 For the record, I'll second this. /tg/ has been absolute shit the last week or so, but I refresh every thirty minutes just in case Maid Quest has returned.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:49 No.9284138

>>9284070
Yeah, probably a good idea not to piss her off.

If we get her to like us, we will have gained a powerful ally... the question is, how do we get her to like us?

Ask her if she's unsatisfied, and if there's anything we can do to make her feel better. Preferably without selling anyone's soul.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:50 No.9284139 GOING OUT IN RAGE NEVER HELPED US ADVANCE THE PLOT GUYS We need to play it by cunning, that is how we got our upgrades, while rage got us into fucking hell.

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)00:50 No.9284147

>>9284030
>>9284028
>>9284023
>>9284006
>>9284003
>>9283998

"It's hard for me to believe that when you were the last one to talk to Katherine before this thing happened. What the hell did you talk about?"

Alicia sighs and rubs her forehead. "Look. Katherine came into my room wearing boy's clothes last night. She seemed to be in a lot of distress. Then she started saying that she didn't want to stay here any more, and said it was time for her to go. The next thing I know, she's talking to me with a man's voice, and she's calling herself Kristopher. He's telling me that he's looking for a job as a valet and his cousin Katherine told him that there was a possibility for a job here. Things were weird."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:51 No.9284162 >>9284115 Thirded. I've spent the last week or so over at easymodo, trying to catch the threads if they pop up.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:51 No.9284168 >>9284147 Split personality?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:51 No.9284179 >>9284139 That and a troll... But yea, we're here to a lecherous sorcerers legacy; which we'll inherit through a silky suave charm and brutally passionate sexings, not RIP AND TEAR (we'll, Rage Marine excepted.)

>>	Jabberwock 04/19/10(Mon)00:51 No.9284181 >>9284147 Thank her in a grudging kind of fashion, then go find Kris and interrogate.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:52 No.9284190 Dissociative identity disorder? Maybe the trauma of having a friend throw him into a tentacle monsters grip to be raped fucked him up mentally.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:52 No.9284197 >>9284147 Fuck. Dissociative Identity Disorder Alright. Kindly thank her for her help... And then we need to go and figure this out.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:53 No.9284220

>>9284147
>>9284168
The splittest personality.

So wait. ...
... what?
A split personality, part of which is gender dissociative.
... this would make no sense if this wasn't maidquest.

Best ask Kris if he's in contact with Katherine.
And bring the goddamn paladin along for sense motive checks.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:53 No.9284222 >>9284147 Objection! Remember what Alicia said before Kris left the room! She made some kind of offer.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:54 No.9284226 >>9284147 Cunning check. If successful and truthful, apologize for being a cunt (and tell her that we appreciate her loyalty, if we can do that without coming across as more of a cunt.)

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:54 No.9284239 >>9284190 >>9284197 Wait. There's something off about this. What would be the thing that Khristopher wants to hide?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:54 No.9284244 >>9284222 THIS. Remember, Alicia was talking about some kind of deal, guys. She knows what's up.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:55 No.9284246

>>9284168

That, or Alica is lying her tiny ass off to us. But even if she is, there's time enough for that later.

I've been staunchly against the "magic" option, but honestly, with this latest development, it's obvious that the all-around weirdness of the situation we are in demands a well-rounded resume.

My theory on Krhistopher/Katherine is that her own distress triggered some kind of magical condition within him/herself, some kind of curse or what-have-you. The fact that she is now a woman who is masquerading as a man (same dichotomy, reversed,) is a big clue vis a vis the consistency.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:55 No.9284255 >>9284222 WAIT THIS ANON IS RIGHT!

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:55 No.9284258 >>9284147 Calm down. Apologize for being a jerk and assuming too much.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:56 No.9284274

>>9284222
Factor this into cunning BS check - while trying to not give away the fact that we're a total voyeur.

Also; there's a decent chance Kris/Kat just got fucking pissed at us never making a fucking move...

Hell its Maid Quest, weirder things have happened.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:56 No.9284275 >>9284222 Hmm... Yeah, that's right... She did say something like that... Press her on it.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:56 No.9284284 >>9284181 >>9284147 "Thank you, Alicia, you've been very helpful. And... I apologize for being rude to you." For once, this ISN'T her fault. Wow.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:56 No.9284291 >>9284265 Damn.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:57 No.9284295 >>9284265 I vote we train with Reginald. Give the rest of the staff time to react to the "new" valet. Level up our asskicking ability some.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:57 No.9284306 >>9284284 Bullshit it isn't, would you really believe her when she hates you? She was clearly making some kind of deal with Kat, and Alicia has no reason to be honest with you. She could have programmed Kat to assassinate us for all we know.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:57 No.9284309 >>9284265 Let's give the maids a break and prepare for a little sailing trip. It should be fun, and would make a nice bonding experience for everyone.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:57 No.9284310 Check up with Koyomi? Or train / get Reginald's opinion on the circumstances while also discussing the sorcerous side of our uncle?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:58 No.9284315 >>9284265 GET ON A BOAT

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:58 No.9284318

>>9284295

Let us not forget that Reginald is wise and learned in the ways of war- and all warfare is based upon deception. His counsel will be valuable.

The fact that he's going to beat the shit out of us, and that we are eventually going to do the same to him (probably in a dark alley with a 2x4,) doesn't change this at all. We're bros, we... understand.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:58 No.9284319 >>9284265 Talk to Jehanne about the events... ESPCIALLY about the fact we are being lied to. See if she has any ideas.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:58 No.9284332 >>9284265 Train with Reginald, I guess. Maybe he has some thoughts on all this.

>>	Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/19/10(Mon)00:58 No.9284333 Ask about her offer before we leave... also Pat Alicia on the head patronizingly before we do leave.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:59 No.9284340 >>9284265 Grab paladin Talk to K need to figure out if Kris is in contact with Kat. And if so, dude wat?

>>	Jabberwock 04/19/10(Mon)00:59 No.9284341 Train with Reggie.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:59 No.9284348 >>9284315 >>9284309 Oooh, I like this idea. Let us pursue this.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:59 No.9284356 >>9284306 Storyteller check here; can Alicia flat out lie to us based on the contracts wording? Can we get a BS check? or are we just being paranoid and we're actually getting an honest perspective from her?

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:01 No.9284391

>>9284356
We're not being paranoid. We heard her talking the night before and she made an offer. This was what we heard:

". . . do we have a deal?"

"I don't know," another voice says. You can't seem to recognize it, although it does sound male. "I. . . I need to think about it."

"Let me know if and when you decide," Alicia says. "I am patient, but. . . you never know."

We know she's lying. Too bad I couldn't post fast enough to remind people.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:04 No.9284447 >>9284391 No I remember this and saw your reminder (and posted early requesting a cunning check) but I've got a feeling if Goshujin is moving it along so fast there's a decent chance its storyteller fiat and not just a rushed plot point, no?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:04 No.9284448 >>9284265 Take one of our maids and reginald along with us on a mansion-exploring adventure from the deck of a boat.

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)01:04 No.9284450

Hang on.

I'm retconning the move to the morning decision to continue Alicia's conversation. Please disregard post

>>9284265

"Bullshit," you say. "You were making her some kind of offer. What did you say to her?"

Alicia hesitates for a moment, then she sighs and shakes her head. "Damn contract," she mutters. "It would be way easier if I could just lie to you."

"Well. . . what?"

"Look," Alicia sighs. "The contract you made me sign says that I can't harm any of the maids. But I also can't, by inaction, cause any of the maids to be harmed. Katherine came to my room last night ready to harm herself. I did what I had to do to make sure that doesn't happen."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:04 No.9284464 >>9284447 Then again, maybe I'm being to lenient in terms of a demon who hates our guts... just maybe.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:05 No.9284476 "It would be way easier if I could just lie to you." >>implying she's still trying to dodge the point

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:05 No.9284482 >>9284450 The First Law of Maidbotics? Anyway, what did she do?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:05 No.9284488 >>9284450 "She was going to kill herself?"

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:06 No.9284493 >>9284450 Okay bro. What did you do to the Trapmaid, and why is the Trapmaid a Reverse Trapmaid now?

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:06 No.9284506

>>9284450

GM actually listened when we said THREE LAWS COMPLIANT and then went ahead to model unforeseen consequences of three laws interactions.

Fucking amazing.

Also, ASK HER WHY KATHERINE WAS GOING TO HURT HERSELF, EXACTLY WHAT S/HE WAS GOING TO DO. What did we do to her/him? What did we do, /tg/?

:<

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:06 No.9284509 >>9284450 ... What exactly was she going to do to herself? And if you DID do this to protect her, why didn't you just TELL me. (Say this part calmly)

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:06 No.9284511 >>9284450 What EXACTLY did you do, Alicia? No more evasiveness. Fully explain Kat's current state, as you understand it.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:07 No.9284516 >>9284450 'And you did what exactly?' Also; mollify the hell out of her for trying to lie to us.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:07 No.9284527 Find out the details. Depending on what she says, it might not add up on the fact she made it an offer.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:07 No.9284532 >>9284509 >>9284511 Combo'd look quite nice.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:08 No.9284541 No, don't get even more angry at her. She already hates us. We need to tone down the aggression and just show her that we're far too cunning for her and she should just stop resisting.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:08 No.9284543 >>9284516 A demon who is unable to lie is like a fa/tg/uy who is unable to fap. At least thirty times a day you'll try to reach for your junk. Cut the poor demon loli some slack!

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)01:09 No.9284572

>>9284482

"What. Did. You. Do?" you growl.

Alicia glares up at you. "I saved his goddamn life. Long story short, he doesn't know that he used to prance around this place wearing a short skirt and wishing he was a girl. For all he knows, that was his cousin who got kicked out of the house by his parents for being a "pansy faggot." " She turns the last two words with a cruel, sarcastic twist. "I don't see what the hell your problem is. You probably like him better this way. Now you don't need to feel so damn uncomfortable having him around that you push him to his death just to get rid of him."

Her words cut like razors.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:10 No.9284579 >>9284543 She can lie, just not to us. Hell as long as she remembers who's slave she is she can be everyone else's master (and ideally we need to achieve this, as she could be quite a potent, if devious second in command.)

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:11 No.9284598 btw someone remember to archive this

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:11 No.9284604 >>9284572 ;_;

>>	Jabberwock 04/19/10(Mon)01:12 No.9284620 >>9284572 Weeeeell... shit.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:12 No.9284622 >>9284572 We deserve this. She knows it. We must turn this perceived weakness into our strength. We must begin the Taming of the Shrew. (Seduce Kris and turn him into a dirty, dirty trap... but just for our private benefit.)

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:12 No.9284637

>>9284572
No, her words only show her ignorance. I don't think even the most anti-gay of us wanted to get Kat killed. We were dumb, yes, but not murderous.

And we can't let Kat run from her problems like this. It's a false happiness made by carving out portions of who she is- as bad as turning to drugs to wash away pain. We have a responsibility to our employees not to let that happen.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:14 No.9284659 >>9284572 "I guess the part where I fought a giant squid to the death with naught but a knife and my raging balls wasn't as romantic as I'd anticipated."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:14 No.9284662 >>9284572 Still doesn't completely explain what Kris was hiding then if he has no clue that he used to be like that...

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:14 No.9284665 >>9284572 What did you say?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:14 No.9284668 >>9284637 Word to this brother.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:14 No.9284681 >>9284572 "You. You are a bad person. I'm gonna go figure out how to fix this. Also, for the record, changing the majority of someone's memories and personality is a form of violence. Do it without permission again and you'll be breaching the contract."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:14 No.9284683 >>9284659 Yeeeah, this. We DID fight a giant squid to the god-damned death to save Kris's life. We don't do that for just anybody.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:14 No.9284684 >>9284637 Don't look at me! I wanted to confuse the tentacle monster when it found out Kat wasn't a girl!

>>	Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/19/10(Mon)01:15 No.9284687 >>9284572 well shit. she's got us there... Nod silently, Go see Reginald about the boat.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:15 No.9284693 >>9284637 this

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:15 No.9284694 >>9284662 He might know what he owes Alicia. What does he owe Alicia? (We need to ask her this.)

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:16 No.9284705 >>9284572 "Elaborate on 'pushed to his death.' What exactly did he say?"

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)01:16 No.9284716

>>9284665
>>9284662
>>9284659
>>9284637
>>9284622
>>9284620
>>9284604

Alicia rubs her forehead. "I said," she says, very quietly," that when he came in here talking very seriously about killing himself because the only one he loved would never love him back for what he is, that I took measures to save his life.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:17 No.9284725 >>9284694 Depending on the debt, see if we can get it annuled by our lawyers based on >>9284681

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:17 No.9284727 >>9284705 Threw her to the squid last thread.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:17 No.9284745 >>9284572 shit. "Carry on." aaaaand go find reginald, we have manly things to do.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:18 No.9284758 >>9284716 ... Damn it... That's not...

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:18 No.9284764 File1271654307.jpg-(66 KB, 267x400, 1263834944191.jpg) >>9284716 How is it that a quest that is described by it's own GM as 'thinly veiled fap-fiction' is making me feel bad for not loving a fictional gay cross-dresser?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:19 No.9284772 >>9284716 FIND KRIS/KAT KISS HIM TO BREAK THE SPELL WITH THE POWER OF LOOOOOVE!

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:19 No.9284782 >>9284716 "Okay, then. Thanks for the info. You did what you had to do." Then let's see about that boat trip!

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:19 No.9284789 >>9284772 THIS

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:19 No.9284795 >>9284716 So... it WAS us. He didn't hate us, he loved us. Damn it all.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:19 No.9284798 >>9284716 shit and double shit.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:20 No.9284816 When we finally talk to Kris we need to be full of nothing but praise for his 'cousin'. And we need to start learning the magics asap. Also; we need to stop being such a jerk if we can help it to the people we can afford to not be a jerk to.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:20 No.9284817

>>9284572
Okay.
Katherine was feeling suicidal because he was pushed into a kraken and left to drown because of his genitals - a kick in the balls to a gender-dissociative person, as it were.
To reduce the suicidal tendencies, you made Katherine stop being gender dissociative, and blocked memories of it so it wouldn't recur.
Clever girl. *Pat Alicia*
Now, does Kristopher owe you? If so, what does he owe you, and exactly how much does he owe you for this?
*Tap foot* *Poke alicia*

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:20 No.9284824 Technically we're not completely in the wrong. He did want to become a woman and then the loving could of occurred in theory... Yeah, it's totally our fault and we're gonna go through hell fixing this.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:21 No.9284841 File1271654482.jpg-(46 KB, 326x440, 1268109014105.jpg) >>9284716 You can revert it, right? In case we ever find away to make her A REAL GIRL.

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)01:21 No.9284844

You turn to leave. . . your head is spinning. You are wondering what to do. . .

Alicia puts her hand on your shoulder. Her grip is surprisingly strong. "What are you going to do?"

"I'm. . . I don't know. I'm going to kiss him. I'm going to make him understand. . ."

". . . I'm sorry," Alicia says sadly. "Life doesn't work that way."

There is a chill in the room. "I might not be very strong," she says, "but there are things where my power is nearly absolute. Love. . . and lust too. . . are my strongest fields. I can make people fall in love. And I can also take that away from them. Whatever you and Katherine had. . . Kristopher and you no longer can have. I'm sorry."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:22 No.9284867 >>9284824 well we already went there once and scored 2 maids in the deal, so...yeah.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:23 No.9284885

Anonymous used SPEND TIME ON 4CHAN!
Anonymous become DESENSITISED!
Anonymous used SPEND TIME ON 4CHAN!
Anonymous become more DESENSITISED!
Anonymous used SPEND TIME ON 4CHAN!
Anonymous become more DESENSITISED!
Anonymous used SPEND TIME ON 4CHAN!
Anonymous can't get any more DESENSITISED!
>>9284572
>>9284716
Alicia used MORALITY on Anonymous!
It's not very effective...

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:23 No.9284896 >>9284844 >Love. . . and lust too. . . are my strongest fields. I can make people fall in love. And I can also take that away from them. Had a bit of a snack, did you?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:23 No.9284904 >>9284844 'You may have destroyed what we had, the passion that drove him to suicide. And you may know lust, but you don't know love, and you can never destroy my love.' Turn and leave.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:23 No.9284905 >>9284844 Then my new project is making you suffer for your actions, your rotten bitch.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:23 No.9284911 File1271654629.jpg-(46 KB, 444x312, allislost.jpg) >>9284844

>>	Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/19/10(Mon)01:24 No.9284923 >>9284844 Weep quietly for our mistakes, make her see us as human to betray her later.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:24 No.9284934 >>9284844 I but that's not fair that's not fair at all

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:25 No.9284940 >>9284844 You talk to me before you ever do anything like that again. What does... he,,, owe you?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:25 No.9284953 >>9284844 "Well... at least he... or she... is safe. From me, at least. I fought a giant squid to the death to save her. But that she'll never remember her love is... just very sad, is all." T____T

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)01:26 No.9284970

>>9284896
>>9284817

"So. . . what did Kristopher give you in return for. . . this?" you ask.

Alicia looks up at you quietly. . . "She gave me the only thing she could. The only thing that was truly hers. Her love for you."

"I hope you enjoyed it," you snarl. "Enjoy your snack."

As you turn to walk away, you feel a tug on your sleeve. "Please," you hear a small voice whisper. "Don't go. I can't stand if it you look at me like that."

You look over her shoulder. Alicia's eyes are downcast. Her shoulders are trembling.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:26 No.9284976 >>9284844 I think Alicia did the right thing, even if the rest of 4chan disagrees with me, and I'm happy with her for it. Now, exactly how much does Kristopher owe Alicia? ^_^

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:27 No.9284987 >>9284970 Wait holy shit she didn't eat it, she took it

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:27 No.9284995

ok lets not be huge pussies about this. kat is now a dude who forgot that he loved us back when he wanted to be a woman.

tsundere worked wonders before, and it's only day 8.

we should just go find reginald, and talk to him about an exercise routine. our athleticism sucks, and we have to fight him in like 3 weeks. we're going to have to start getting in shape sooner or later.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:27 No.9284998 >>9284970 Shoot her. Draw our gun and shoot her in the face. Then leave and don't look back.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:27 No.9285000 >>9284844 "So, it's pointless? I... NO. Nothing is pointless. I DIED, and I fought my way back to life. If I can do that, I sure as hell can do this. No offense Alicia, but I'm setting out to destroy your magic again."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:28 No.9285025 >>9284970 ... Hey guess what. Alicia looted Kat's love for us? Alicia loves us now. ... PROMOTIONS! Hug Alicia.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:28 No.9285032 >>9284970 >>9284987 We can still change things! We can still make it so everything turns out alright! ...why the hell am I grinning like this? I feel like an idiot, but I can't stop...

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:28 No.9285037 >>9284987 That's what I'd guess as well. She's shown only hate for us before so that's the only thing that could explain her actions now unless she's that devious... Which she might be. Best be safe and play along though.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:28 No.9285038 File1271654915.png-(49 KB, 596x599, 1251008041954.png) Goshujin-sama has engineered a fucking genuine Greek tragedy up in this bitch. I just... yeah. Yeah. I used to think I was a good writer.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:29 No.9285048 >>9284970 AHH DAMMIT This tricky bitch. This has to be another trick.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:29 No.9285063 >>9285000 "And about that love? Hold onto it. If you can't replant a morning glory, I'll just have to grow a new one."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:29 No.9285068 >>9284970 ITS A TRA... Wait. ITS A TRICK!

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:30 No.9285071 >>9284970 "Contract law is a bitch, all around." Hugs.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:30 No.9285074 Give her a hug. Next time... Tell me if something like this happens...

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:30 No.9285077

>>9285025
>>9285037
No. Do not play along. If Alicia took Kat's love for us, that does not buy her way into our good graces with a little bit of sobbing. There is no forgiveness for this, and if she can't bear to have us look at her like that then maybe her additional pain from the stolen emotions is a fitting punishment for her sins.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:30 No.9285084

>>9284970
>>9284970
>>9284970

whoa. didn't see that coming. tell her thanks for keeping kat from doing anything stupid, and we're only looking at her like that because she got all snarly and razor-tongued on us.

or we could give her a hug. technically she's thousands of years old in delicious loli form.

>.>
<.<

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:30 No.9285090 >>9284970 Well, she did what she thought was best, so we probably shouldn't be so hard on her.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:31 No.9285108 >>9284970 ... "But...why?"

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:31 No.9285113 >>9285077 She took it for her own good. She was likely going to harm herself. I'm willing to believe that at this point because she can't lie to us. Play along because we may be able to reverse things with Kris AND get on Alicia's good side.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:31 No.9285115

>>9284970
Alicia needs hugs.
Give Alicia hugs.

Honestly? I think the rest of y'all who hate Alicia can go screw themselves. Alicia just did the following:
Saved not only Trapmaid's life
Rescued Trapmaid from sorrow
Taking Trapmaid's unrequited love UNTO HERSELF.
The love was not destroyed. Indeed, nothing of value was lost.
Trapmaid is no longer burdened, and that love can now bloom.

And I am to understand you wish to undo this, and once again chain the love, and make it unable to be expressed. You want to put Alicia through the same pain as Katherine by making her love unviable. When you saw already what that leads to.

Give Alicia hugs.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:32 No.9285131

>>9285077

I doubt Alica had a choice:

#1. Alica is physically constrained by contract law, her being a demon and all.

#2. Contract law say she cannot, by inaction, allow Katherine to harm herself.

#3. To strike a deal in a contract, the receiving party has to proffer some sort of payment, and all s/he had was his/her love.

A cunning check to confirm this might be in order, but... you know.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:32 No.9285138 The fact the feels bad for it now doesn't excuse her actions. This will be her punishment, I think. That she will see what she has wrought, and regret it-- Yes. It shall suffice. For it is no greater a burden than the one we, too, bear.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:32 No.9285140 >>9285115 >and that love can now bloom. i see wat u did thar

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:32 No.9285142 >>9285115 This

>>	Jabberwock 04/19/10(Mon)01:32 No.9285143 Hugs are required now. Give one. Collect on interest later.

>>	Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/19/10(Mon)01:33 No.9285152 Hug Alicia...and make-out session to ensue just to be safe.

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)01:33 No.9285153

>>9284987
>>9285000
>>9284953
>>9285025
>>9285037

You pause. . . there is a moment when you feel the sudden urge to shoot the bitch in the head for what she did to Katherine.

Something makes you pause (aka the vote to kill was outvoted).

Alicia's hands are clenched into fists on her thighs. "I can't stand this," she whispers. "I've spent an eternity ruling over love. I've spent my entire existence controlling it. . . buying it. . . storing it away in little boxes. And here I have to keep one lousy human's love inside me, and I can't even do that without breaking down like some little bitch in front of my worst enemy." She glares up at you. "Damn you. I hope you burn in hell for what you did to me."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:33 No.9285169 >>9285115 I'm with this guy IF we can verify that Alicia actually loves us now and that this isn't some plan she's cooking up.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:33 No.9285172 >>9285138 It's unfair for her to regret this when she had no choice though. You're doing unjust punishment, which will not gain the loyalty of this maid. We must be fair and even handed in this case. Be nice to her this time.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:33 No.9285175 give the poor loli demon a hug.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:33 No.9285180 >>9284970 ... "No more tricks, all right? Promise me." Then hug her, but only if she promises.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:34 No.9285184

>>9285037
I've seen lies and this might be one, roll Cunning, 'cause I fucking doubt it.
If it seriously -is- a trick then we will get the Paladin up in here to confirm or deny the truth of things. Sense motive owns everyone.

>>9285077
Umm ... what sin?
Taking Kat's love was a Chaotic Good act here.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:35 No.9285199 >>9285153 This is... good writing. GOD DAMMIT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL INSIGNIFICANT

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:35 No.9285206 Hmmm. A demoness who has ruled over love for so long and now feels love. I approve. We must nurture this feeling in her.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:35 No.9285210 >>9285153 "Sounds like this should be an educational experience for you."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:35 No.9285214 >>9285153 now we DEFINITELY must hug the loli. if she hates us for this, we need to rub it in once in a while. not in a vengeful way, but this is a good way to diminish the demonette hate factor.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:35 No.9285220 >>9285138 That'd be true if she did something WRONG, jackass. You're taking Kat's love and pissing on it.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:35 No.9285222 >>9285153 "I don't want to be your enemy any more. It makes our relationship... inefficient. I've got a new yacht... what say we go out on it for a bit? Have a few drinks, talk this over in peace..."

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:36 No.9285234

>>9285115
Goddamn, I'm imagining a heavyset Italian man on an opera stage in the middle of the third act singing an aria about how unsure of his feelings he is right now, having lost the rejected, confused, unrequited love of one person, only to have it be given to another.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:36 No.9285239 >>9285153 Hug her. "We humans have our ways of coping... and I'm told it has it's compensations, though I'll be damned if I know what they are." T___T

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:36 No.9285250 The feelings are real, but at the same time, they aren't. If a man voluntarily downs a love potion, is his love real, or an enchantment?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:37 No.9285253 ... DM, you just rolled your first Nat 20 on storytelling. Grats to you. Go grab yourself a beer!

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)01:37 No.9285259

You grab her in your arms, hard, wordlessly. You feel Alicia tense up. For a moment, her hands clench into fists, ready to push you back, ready to shove you away.

Then she just melts into you, falling helplessly into your arms.

It occurs to you that, perhaps, in her eternity of existence, this might have been the first time ever that someone had given her a gesture of true affection. Not lust, not desire, not worship. Just simple pity and sympathy.

ALICIA's relationship improved to: WARM.
KRISTOPHER (formerly Katherine)'s relationship set to: DISTANT.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:37 No.9285264 >>9285210 This.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:37 No.9285270 can we nominate goshujin-sama for GM of the year yet? cause i mean, for thinly-veiled fapfic this is pretty fucking good writing.

>>	Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/19/10(Mon)01:38 No.9285292 >>9285259 just hold her tight. "Even your worst enemy can give comfort, and true affection... Thank you for saving his life"

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:39 No.9285300

One of the things I love about this quest is how closely the main character reflects the exaggerate fa/tg/uy- pervert, asshole, but with a strong inner moralfag he tries to deny. Our character has pretty much been a pretty cool dude, somehow riding the knife edge between awesome and asshole.

How this plays out is going to develop that 'character' in new and interesting ways.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:39 No.9285302

>>9285131
Oh, she had choices. She could have, for example, talked Kat out of suicide and then told other people about the situation so that steps could be taken. But she took the easy fix- the fix which would conveniently put her in an ideal position to manipulate us, by grafting genuine emotions onto herself since we'd be certain of a trick if she attempted to display them without such an excuse.

And it's fucking working. I would actually like nothing more than to get into Alicia's pants, but not like this. She stole someone else's love for us and is using it to her own manipulative ends. She saw an opportunity to better her lot and is justifying it with claims of altruism. Bullshit. We should order her never to use her magic again except at our explicit permission, then lock her in a closet for a few years.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:39 No.9285305 File1271655572.png-(21 KB, 300x309, 1210827435396.png) >>9285259 "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:39 No.9285308 >>9285270 Nat 20 storycrafting. And my GOD will we all be completely and utterly fucking trolled to shit if it turns out Alicia was just making up a story. Get the Pally in here to confirm the truth of this matter and make it happen quickly.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:39 No.9285310 "Thank you for saving his life."

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:39 No.9285313

Hmm. Now are these two relationships linked? Will we get further from Kris the more we get Alicia? If so, we need to find a way to break that link and restore things the way they were before. I think if we can work on Alicia a little more, it should be sufficient to get her to not hate us if we do fix things with Kris.

Regardless, I am out for the night. Best of luck on fixing things tg. Awesome writing so far Goshujin-sama. I don't regret staying up super late to see this.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:40 No.9285326 >>9285259 DAWW

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:40 No.9285330 File1271655634.jpg-(30 KB, 480x640, its-beautiful.jpg) >>9285259

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:41 No.9285360 >>9285308 Even if she's making up the story, there has to be parts of it where it's true. Her status did change to warm. As long as we keep our eyes open, we'll probably be able to adjust and profit as long as we research and prepare.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:42 No.9285367

>>9285302
She didn't steal it. She took it from someone that the love was only hurting. She didn't even consume it as evil nourishment, she became one with it.

The love she feels for us is the very same love that Katherine felt for us. A "spark" that has been transferred.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:42 No.9285368 >>9285302 If that was her plan, she fucked up big time. Because now she has to deal with being in Love, in person, and if the average 'constantly rejected' fa/tg/uy doesn't know what that's like, I'll eat my socks.

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)01:42 No.9285370

>>9285310
>>9285305
>>9285292

You feel Alicia's arms reach up to embrace you as you whisper in her ear.

Then, with a sudden jerk, she pushes you away.

"No," she says softly. "Don't do that."

"Don't do what?"

"Don't confuse me for Katherine. I'm not her. . . and these feelings aren't mine. Now if you'll excuse me I need to finish the laundry."

She turns away from you, hiding her face, waiting for you to leave.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:42 No.9285375

>>9285259
So, we lose our trap, but we get the loli demon on our side...

*Sigh.* I liked Katherine, but I have to say this is a fair trade. At least Alicia isn't trying to kill us anymore.

That said, let's get arrange an outing on our yacht. Let's test it out.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:43 No.9285396

>>9285302
You're right. Whether the DM intends it or not, the Loli demoness took on unrequited love and is now using it like a surgeon's scalpel to cut through our skepticism. At risk of heartbreak to herself, true - but don't be fooled.
This is real love.
And it's being wielded by a real demon.
A demon who knows how to use the purest of love as a scalpel.
The love is genuine, and so are the consequences for which Alicia will use it.

How valuable is love?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:43 No.9285406 >>9285375 What the fuck NO We want this love back where it belongs, in the person it belongs in.

>>	Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/19/10(Mon)01:44 No.9285413 >>9285370 Hug her from behind again. "Even though you're my 'enemy'. Thank you for everything."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:44 No.9285425 File1271655866.gif-(163 KB, 295x210, what_is_love.gif) >>9285396 In fact, one could argue... What is love?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:44 No.9285426 >>9285370 Ah well. Let's get the shit beat out of us by Reginald.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:44 No.9285435 Just leave. Just leave just leave just leave Just leave...and plan. Plan a way to turn things back to...back to normal, as odd as that sounds.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:45 No.9285439

>>9285375

Yes. Let us move on. In the past week:

1. Aggro washing machine.
2. Firefight with aliens.
3. FOUGHT OUR WAY OUT OF HELL.
4. Fight with giant squid

and i'm forgetting OVER 9000 other things.

We all need to chill the fuck out for a day. Alica might take a leave of absence for that part of the afternoon, for obvious reasons.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:45 No.9285442 >>9285435 No. Not normal. Better than before.

>>	Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/19/10(Mon)01:45 No.9285453 Also. its now AWESOME YACHT time. Lets go talk to Reginald about it, give everyone a day off, and go out BOATING! REGINALD! SET THE ALARM TRAPS AKA CLAYMORE MINES

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:46 No.9285454 >>9285370 Let's leave. Alas, it's far too early to get drunk. Let's do some menial WAIT IS THAT PARTICLE ACCELERATOR RUNNING YET?

>>	Dastard Bastard !aYK4KNSE9U 04/19/10(Mon)01:46 No.9285460 >>9285370 Hug her from behind. "It's not for Katherine. It's for you. You could have ate her love, but you kept it safe. That means something."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:46 No.9285464 >>9285453 >resists urge to hire dwarves to install 10-blade serrated blade weapon traps at all the doorways

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)01:47 No.9285467

>>9285435
>>9285426

You walk away from her, leaving her sitting alone on the laundry room floor, and go to your training session with Reginald.

Your butler ends it shortly after you arrive. "Young master," he says, very seriously, "I'm not going to train you today."

"But. . ."

"You're completely out of it. You didn't even notice you were just loading 9mm bullets into a .45's magazine."

You look down at the gun you were loading. Sonovabitch, it's true.

"Maybe you should skip today's training session. Get some rest. Come back when you're feeling better."

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:47 No.9285483

>>9285375
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute.
Loli demon can transfer love.
Oh boy, talk about missing the shoggoth in the room.
The entire point of this quest is about the pursuit of lust and romance. And the loli demon can make those feelings jump from person to person as easily as you can transfer a business card.
I think we're about to be fucked over, gents.
We're about to be fucked over hardcore.

>>	Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/19/10(Mon)01:48 No.9285494 >>9285467 ASK ABOUT THE YACHT

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:48 No.9285496 >>9285442 Yeah, that's right. Better than before. Because Kris will have her memories again, and her feelings--and we will tell her, straight-out, what she is to us. Let's do this, gentlemen. This is our virtuous mission.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:48 No.9285499

let's not hug the demonloli anymore- she doesn't want to get any more touchyfeely at the moment- but if you absolutely MUST have the last word, point out that there might have been easier ways to save Katherine's life then to take her burden on herself, and she gets credit for that, at least.

>>	Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)01:48 No.9285501 >>9285483 +20 HOLY SHIT bonus to XP New total is now 100. :)

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:48 No.9285503 >>9285370 this isn't even true, we didn't have any real feelings for kat. (well, half of us were into it, the other half were very much NOT into it.) i never heard the GM's version of our feelings, but if i'm right we should tell alicia that much.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:48 No.9285505 >>9285467 It's yacht time. Get some Morning Glories in pots and put them on the yacht, then get everyone and go for a ride.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:48 No.9285506 >>9285494 FUCK the yacht.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:48 No.9285508 >>9285467 "... All right." "I need to relax... What say we try out our new yacht?"

>>	Jabberwock 04/19/10(Mon)01:50 No.9285530 Mansion party on the mother-fuckin' yacht.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:50 No.9285547 >>9285494 Yeah. Let's check the yacht, at the very least.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:50 No.9285549 File1271656252.jpg-(148 KB, 600x464, 1258254936873.jpg) >>9285501 OH SHIT

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:50 No.9285551

>>9285501
THE DM IS SMILING AFTER I JUST REALISED A WAY IN WHICH WE COULD BE SERIOUSLY FUCKED OVER IN WAYS THAT STRIKE AT THE CORE OF OUR SOUL.

PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:51 No.9285562

>>9285367
If you con someone into unwisely selling you something legally, it's still a dirty thing to do. Yes, the love was hurting Kat, but we'd known her for all of a week. She could have put up with a few more days while feelings got sorted out and we made those feelings actually go somewhere- either trap love or sex change- and then the good would have outweighed the bad. The relationship was not in a steady state, and she robbed it of everything it could have become.

>>9285368
No, she didn't fuck up. In order for her to effectively manipulate our emotions without years of careful effort and suspicion from us, the love had to be genuine. If that means subjecting herself to a bit of emotional influence as well it was a valid price on her part for the trust and goodwill of someone she's bound to obey for a lifetime. This was a bloody brilliant maneuver from her and you lot have outvoted me so she takes the win, the rotten bitch.

At least order her not to use any more magic without our express permission, guys. It's too powerful a tool to leave in her hands, loving us or not.

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)01:51 No.9285564

>>9285508
>>9285505
>>9285494

"The Yacht?"

"The yacht in the cave under our house."

"Oh, THAT yacht? The old master stopped using it after a giant squid got into the cave," Reginald sighs. "We figured it would be too much trouble to kill it, so we just walled off the entrance and decided to leave it alone. I suppose I should go down there and get rid of the thing."

"Actually, it's gone. I ummm. . . killed it," you say.

Reginald blinks and rubs his mustache in consideration. "Killed it? Hmmmm. . . Maybe you're better than I thought."

Before you can ask what he means, he gets up. "Well, time's a wasting. Let's go get the old 'Tallywacker' shipshape."

". . . Tallywacker?"

"Your uncle had an unusual taste in names. Doubtless you'll want to rename your vessel."

>>	Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)01:52 No.9285585 >>9285549 >>9285551 Actually, that's a +20 bonus to "Figured out the GM's overarching plot idea, forcing him to come up with a new one."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:52 No.9285588 File1271656360.jpg-(94 KB, 425x282, 1271300267901.jpg) >>9285501

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:52 No.9285589 File1271656365.gif-(44 KB, 150x125, oh_noes.gif) >>9285551

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:53 No.9285592 File1271656381.jpg-(140 KB, 800x908, 1267810310866.jpg) >>9285483 >>9285501

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:53 No.9285603 >>9285564 Let us name it... RAPTURE!

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:53 No.9285606 >>9285564 Well up some tears in our eyes. "No... no, that name is perfect."

>>	Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)01:54 No.9285619 All right, vote point. You and Reginald can get your yacht set up and shipshape in about a day's time. But at the end of the day, you'll need to christen it. What shall you name your new vessel?

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:54 No.9285626

Sure, that may be her plan to screw us. I kind of figured it might be but regardless, she is taking a risk in this plan. So we have to make her regret it. Nurture these feelings of love she has to the point where she will truly love us. At that point, it won't matter if she tried to in the first place because we will be awesome enough to derail her plan by using it against her to the point where she won't want to anymore.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:55 No.9285643 >>9285619 +1 for choosing...RAPTURE

Anomymous. 04/19/10(Mon)01:55 No.9285644

>>9285564
Name the ship after Katherine.

I mean, as far as tradition goes, ships are generally given girls' names, and it'll keep it in the forefront of our minds that we need to be less fucking reckless with the things we care about. Three strikes and you're out, y'know, and we've already done two pretty terrible things.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:55 No.9285648 Morning Glory.

>>	Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/19/10(Mon)01:55 No.9285650 Wait Reginald. why didn't you kill the Squid?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:55 No.9285651 >>9285619 "Katherine". After all, it's thanks to her, that...

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:56 No.9285661 >>9285650 +1 vote for "Wait Reginald. why didn't you kill the Squid?" ...Okay, not really.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:56 No.9285663 >>9285501 ... Yeah, we need to do something about this. BIG TIME.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:56 No.9285669 >>9285648 Seconded.

>>	Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/19/10(Mon)01:56 No.9285670 >>9285644 Katherine. agreed

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:56 No.9285682
File1271656618.jpg-(33 KB, 443x1064, 1264784975409.jpg)

>>9285585

>forcing him to come up with a new one.

>GM of demonstratively high caliber formulating a new plot idea comparable to the last one

Don't you dare take any flights, smoke any cigs, drive over the speed limit, or in any other way do anything that could conceivably lead to you Robert Jordan'ing us, you understand?

>>	Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)01:57 No.9285684 2 votes: Rapture 2 votes: Morning Glory 3 votes: Katherine. Voting continues.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:57 No.9285685 >>9285564 WE'RE ON A FUCKING BOAT BITCHES too bad we're crazy hung over, we could shoot trap-- er, clay pigeons from the bow..

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:57 No.9285688 >>9285661 We need to see if Reginald is afraid of squids. This could be a secret weapon.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:57 No.9285701 Katherine. Then see how Kris reacts and we can get an idea of how bad the memory loss is.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:57 No.9285702 >>9285619 "Dauntless."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:57 No.9285704 >>9285684 Katherine.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:58 No.9285713 >>9285688 WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SQUIDS

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:58 No.9285719 >>9285684 My vote is for the "Rapture."

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:58 No.9285720 1 more vote for katherine

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:58 No.9285727 >>9285684 The HMS Manstaff

>>	Anomymous. 04/19/10(Mon)01:59 No.9285739 >>9285684 Just a minute. >>9285644 here. It's still a good idea, but if you think it'd get too confusing to potential future plot points to have two relevant entities with the same name, Morning Glory is also an excellent name. Just saying.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:59 No.9285744

>>9285626
...fine. Seeing as telling her to just put it back is apparently out of the question (though we did not ask, as far as I know), our best option at this point is in fact to try and beat her at her own game. Conceded. The only way we'll be safe is if we can make her fall truly, unconditionally in love with us.

>>9285663
Can't we just order her not to use magic on others' emotions anymore?

>>9285648
I'm backing this.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:59 No.9285747 Morning Glory, plox.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:59 No.9285752

>>9285626
The only other option is to let her hurt herself and that will involve pissing on someone else's love for us and regarding said love as worthless.
Look, I may be a bastard but there's got to be another way than that - though I doubt the demon queen of lust could screw herself over simply by loving things.

>>	Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)02:01 No.9285767 3 votes: Rapture 4 votes: Morning Glory 5 votes: Katherine. Voting Ends. Suggestion: Instead of Katherine, you could name it after her (Kat, Katie, etc).

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:01 No.9285776 "Katherine". I like it.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:01 No.9285781 >>9285767 Works for me. Katie, then? Unless someone can think of something better?

>>	Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/19/10(Mon)02:01 No.9285782 >>9285767 Kathy

>>	Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)02:02 No.9285789 Hang on, last minute vote. Katherine is now tied with Morning Glory. . . . DICE OFF! FIRST PERSON TO ROLL 3+ on a D6 wins it!

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:02 No.9285792

>>9285752
It's not a matter of her screwing herself by loving things but her experiencing the feeling of actually being loved. I'll admit, this is a gamble. I don't think it's fool-proof but it's the best I can think of with what we know at this time.

In regards to telling her to not use magic, let's do one better. All uses of her magic require our permission to do so. That way we don't screw ourselves out of using it in the future if we get her actually on our side and it stops her from doing things willy nilly.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:02 No.9285795 Btw, we've got Autosage. Since we're not doing anything, might be a good time to bump over to a new thread or stop for the day. Either works. Autosage. Autosage. >Autosage in greentext 'cause everyone reads greentext

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:02 No.9285796 rolled 5 = 5 >>9285789 Kat.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:02 No.9285805 rolled 5 = 5 >>9285789 Katherine

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:03 No.9285818 >>9285781 Kathy, or Katie, or Katydid.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:03 No.9285822 >>9285767 just Kat is best. This is meant to remind US not the others.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:04 No.9285832 >>9285796 I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:04 No.9285838 rolled 3 = 3 >>9285789 Rapture

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:04 No.9285840 >>9285818 I actually like Katydid a lot.

Goshujin-Sama 04/19/10(Mon)02:05 No.9285852

>>9285795

Yes, I know.

>>9285796

The boat is named. . . and with a crack of Dom Perignon across the bow, it is also launched.

At this point, the DM will exercise some DM fiat and railroad you. . . you decide that the best thing to do is to take the "Kat" out on a little maiden voyage to see if it's shipshape. (Also, it will give you some time to let the decorators finish their thing).

Getting your entire household staff into the boat, you set off into the sunset, Reginald at the helm. . .

>>9285850

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:06 No.9285873 I vote for Morning Glory, simply because it wont get the other maids thinking we have an excessive hard-on for Katherine.

Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:10 No.9285969

>>9285551
This is what fear is.
Fear isn't knowing what can kill you or being aware of impending arse whooping.
Fear is knowing that the things you have regarded as Good, Right, and Holy - the pillars of your existence - will be flipped upside-down right under your nose, turning that which you love into abberations and transforming the Comfortable Home in your mind into a foreign wasteland. There's nothing you can do to cope with it, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

In this case, it's not that threatening as it means Love between two people jumps to a different set of two people. But an emotional relationship with the people you care for is no longer something forged over years and nigh-unbreakable. It's something that can switch to your worst enemy at a moment's notice - AND your enemy can then use that love that you burned your soul to build as a weapon against you - knowing that to fight back means to piss upon that which you hold sacred, but giving you no other option.

This seems interesting. Game on.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:55 No.9286881 >>9285852 can we get a pirate maid now?

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