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  • File : 1271526121.jpg-(30 KB, 250x267, Horus2.jpg)
    30 KB Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)13:42 No.9251334  
    After being believed dead for over 10,000 years, Horus suddenly reemerges to assault Terra once again in the name of Chaos. How would the battle play out this time?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)13:43 No.9251346
    Abaddon thinks its another fucking clone. turns black legion against him
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)13:43 No.9251352
    >>9251334
    Terra is not important anymore in the grand scheme of things. Horus assaults Ultramar only to realize the error of his ways mid-swing and kneel before the stasis chamber or Roberto Girlyman.
    >> LaBambaMan 04/17/10(Sat)13:43 No.9251354
    The Ultramarines end up on the opposite side of the galaxy again like the lazy cunts they are, Horus smashes Emperor's shit, Chaos wins, galaxy is a better place.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)13:44 No.9251369
    >>9251346
    and he loses half his force before he realizes his mistake

    >>9251352
    Yeah, there's only the emperor's body there and all. Nothing important
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)13:46 No.9251380
    >>9251369
    >and he loses half his force before he realizes his mistake
    >mistake
    >realizes

    you must mistake abaddon for someone rational
    >> Klytus 04/17/10(Sat)13:46 No.9251385
    >>9251369
    I doubt he'd even damage the body, he'd just unplug the machine.
    or he'd sit upon it himself.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)13:47 No.9251397
    >>9251385
    not before he puts a santa beard on the emperor and tells him he wants the empire of man for being a good boy
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)13:48 No.9251408
    >>9251397
    can't unsee >.<
    >> Klytus 04/17/10(Sat)13:49 No.9251417
    >>9251397
    what would Horus want for Chaosmass?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)13:50 No.9251428
    >>9251369

    >Emperor's body
    >nothing important

    ... Are you deranged? Have you not read the fluff? The Emperor's mind allows human ships to pass through the Warp. He's a vegetable, but a psychic vegetable.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)13:51 No.9251437
    >>9251428

    I thought that was the Astronomicon? A chorus of bound psykers who make that possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)13:53 No.9251455
    >>9251428
    Someone didn't get the sarcasm
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)13:53 No.9251463
    >>9251437

    Yeah, but the Emperor has still something to do with the Astronomican's guidance.

    I might be wrong here, it may be Roboute Guilliman's legacy and faith in the revered Codex Astartes that keeps the beacon lit instead.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)13:55 No.9251487
    The Astronimican is a psychic beacon that is centered on the Emperor's body. It comes from him. It is basically just a bright psychic lighthouse.

    The phsyic choir thing you are talking about doesn't generate the Astronomican, it helps the Emperor maintain it by easing the strain on his mind.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:00 No.9251537
    >>9251437
    They need something to focus the beacon and stop deamons flooding in through the webway. To put things in perspective, during the Horus Heresy, Malcador the Sigillite, one of the most powerful human psykers to exist, had to sit on the throne to ensure the Imperium's victory. He burnt out very quickly. The Emperor has sat on the throne for 10000 years as a vegetable and he's still managing to keep the throne running.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:06 No.9251590
    >>9251537
    >Remove emperor's body from throne
    >Horus sits on throne
    >???
    >CHAOS!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:07 No.9251602
    >>9251590
    >do want.jpg
    >> Sergeant Major Alexandros III !PhseAMrpPY 04/17/10(Sat)14:11 No.9251638
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    Ollanious Pius stops him.

    Again.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:13 No.9251647
    >>9251638

    Only not, because GW.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:13 No.9251650
    >>9251537
    And 1000 psychers a day are fed to the choir to keep it going. Its just amazing how many psychers there are in the grand scheme of things.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:13 No.9251651
    Easymodo: He does not, because his goddamn soul got eaten.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:14 No.9251669
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    >>9251638

    Fuck yeh.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:14 No.9251670
    >>9251334
    >Finally! After 10,000 years I'm free!
    >It's time to conquer Earth!
    >> Kriegassar 04/17/10(Sat)14:15 No.9251676
    >>9251590

    Or he burns his ass from pure holyness, although evil has a tendency to be more power full. . .
    This requires further investigation.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:15 No.9251677
    But Horus is already sitting on the Throne!
    >> Sergeant Major Alexandros III !PhseAMrpPY 04/17/10(Sat)14:15 No.9251687
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    >>9251647

    Only yes, you filthy heretic.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:16 No.9251701
    >>9251638
    Assuming he's not an Ultramarines-worshiping custodes half-eldar by the time that happens, FUCK YEAH

    Heck, there's an endgame scenario. All the people that died for the emprah, guardsmen, psykers, etc. call him back from the brink of death for some serious asskicking, just in time for a rematch with Horus.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:17 No.9251707
    >>9251670
    >Alpha, Horus is free from the warp, I need to yo assemble a team of commissars with attitude.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:18 No.9251715
    >>9251707

    Yarrick = Black Ranger
    Gaunt = Green Ranger
    Cain = Yellow Ranger
    ???
    ???
    ???
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:18 No.9251721
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    >>9251707

    FUND IT!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:19 No.9251728
    >>9251715
    COMMISSAR holt
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:19 No.9251730
    >>9251715
    Fucklaw should be the yellow ranger.

    For obvious reasons.

    Cain is the most main character-ish so he should be teh red ranger.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:19 No.9251732
    >>9251715
    fuck, I would give both my balls to see some titans come together power rangers style
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:20 No.9251742
    >>9251730
    cain and gaunt would have a red ranger/green(white) ranger relationship
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:20 No.9251750
    >>9251670
    loled so hard.
    Bastard.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:20 No.9251752
    >>9251732
    Silver Ranger comes in with his CHAINFLUTE to summon IMPERATOR-DRAGON TITAN!

    >>9251730
    >>9251728
    Could Marbo or Straken be worked into this?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:22 No.9251775
    >>9251752
    Ollanius Pious is silver ranger because he's secretly some kind of ghost or some bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:22 No.9251776
    >>9251732
    4 warlords joining with an emperitor?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:23 No.9251794
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    >>9251732
    >>9251776
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:23 No.9251798
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    >>9251752
    >Silver Ranger comes in with his CHAINFLUTE to summon IMPERATOR-DRAGON TITAN!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:25 No.9251817
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    >>9251650
    The psykers started getting fed to the throne before Malcador sat on it.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:26 No.9251838
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    >This thread
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:27 No.9251850
    >>9251817
    where is that from?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:29 No.9251870
    Commissars? It's HERESY TIME!
    *the six commissars pose and don their individual suits of colored armor*
    *A large, stupid looking Chaos dreadnought saunters onto the battlefield, cackling like a cartoon villain*
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:33 No.9251910
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    >>9251870
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:35 No.9251931
    BRILLIANT!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:35 No.9251938
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    Suddenly!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:36 No.9251948
    All of the lost primarchs would come back for the final battle and whoop Horus' and chaos' ass for the last time and chaos would be defeated forevar. yay.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:37 No.9251979
    >>9251870
    Horus throws a spear from his newly founded base in the moon, hitting a crack on the earth which opens; emitting a noxious gas that transforms the dreadnaught into a fully armed warlord titan.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:38 No.9251987
    >>9251870

    Of course after defeating the dreadnought, Horus throws down some bullshit Chaos magic, causing it to grow to the size of an imperator titan!

    *cue the commissars summoning their individual titans, which then combine to form the MEGATITAN!*

    The giant robots then have a huge fight that wipes out half of a hive city. When they return, the ghostly visage of the Emperor atop his golden throne commends them on "A job well done, Commissars!"

    Everything turns out okay.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:38 No.9251999
    This thread is now awesome
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:39 No.9252006
    >>9251870
    Guitar Solo
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:39 No.9252007
    >>9251979
    >>9251987
    Magicalplotdevicemind
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:40 No.9252015
    /tg/, I love you. Never change.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:40 No.9252017
    >>9251987
    Don't forget everyone has to laugh at the end
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:40 No.9252029
    I am the OP, and I approve this thread direction.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:42 No.9252047
    >>9252017

    Well that was implied, but yes they all chuckle and the episode fades to black.

    BUT WHAT NEW HORRORS OF THE WARP WILL OUR HEROES FACE ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE MIGHTY-MORPHIN' COMMISSAR RANGERS?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:42 No.9252049
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    >>9251987
    SUDDENLY
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:43 No.9252059
    >>9251987
    Only Cain hangs around long enough for the later series. He only quits when the titans turn into giant cars for some reason...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:43 No.9252060
    >>9252049
    and they would be marginally more intelligent than the putty patrol ever were
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:44 No.9252071
    >>9252017
    >>9252047
    Don't forget skull and bull (an ogryn and a servoskull) get dirty with some kind of goo/cake back at the leisure barracks/juice bar.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:45 No.9252079
    >>9252049
    it turns into a giant, bipedal gargant with a sword
    a sword made of guns which fires smaller swords which explode
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:45 No.9252084
    >>9252071
    with hilarious tuba music in the background too
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:45 No.9252088
    >>9252060

    The putty-patrol is replaced by heretics.

    I have in my mind the image of a bunch of Khornate cultists flailing and running around in circles around the commissars going "BLOOLOOLOODLEOOLOOBLOO!" while the commissars use karate and chainswords to rip them apart.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:48 No.9252115
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    >>9252084
    >>9252071

    If this thread gets any more awesome I'm going to do something indecent
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:48 No.9252118
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    >>9251987
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:49 No.9252123
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    >>9252088
    >> GADSPULD YOO! BLERK OMPOORIRR !!szZp8m8JNet 04/17/10(Sat)14:49 No.9252128
    The Chaos forces would reach Holy Terra after a bloody and gruesome parade of slaughter across the galaxy, only to find that veritable legions of Titans have infiltrated their every unit and position, even their ships, and have beg--

    CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:50 No.9252133
    i'm saving this thread and using it for my next 40k session
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:51 No.9252148
    Go Commissar Rangers!
    *awesome guitar riff*
    Go Commissar Rangers!
    *awesome guitar riff #2"
    Go Commissar Ranger!
    Chaos-Stomping Commissar Rangerrrrrrrrrrs!
    *Fucking sweet-ass guitar solo*
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:51 No.9252152
    >>9252128
    whats with the
    >CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!

    stuff? Pardon my ignorance
    >> Firstquest 04/17/10(Sat)14:51 No.9252157
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    Am I the only one who thinks that Chaos secretly wants the Emperor to stay on the throne? Considering this fighting has prolly brought them more power and worshipers then if it was actually settled? Plus big E will likely EXPLODE into the warp due to his 10k years of having billions upon billions of worshipers?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:52 No.9252161
    >>9251428
    >psychic vegetable
    I KNEW IT.

    THE EMPEROR IS A CARROT.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:52 No.9252166
    >>9252128
    I think we found our Zordon.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:54 No.9252188
    >>9252166
    the emperor is the floating head in the throne shaped jar
    creed can be alpha
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:54 No.9252190
    >>9252152

    The Imperium commander by the name of Ursakar Creed has a special rule called Tactical Genius that allows him to use the scouts special rule on any squad. He can somehow manage to make tanks invisible.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:54 No.9252191
    >>9252157

    Just one problem with that. Gods in 40k gain their power from emotion, not worship, and the emotions are already covered by the Four. That's why Emperor banning religion did shit all.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:54 No.9252192
    >>9252166
    A floating hologram of Creed's head?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:54 No.9252193
    >>9252166
    Abaddon can be Zordon!

    YES MASTER, I WILL CRUSADE AGAINST CADIA TO PROVIDE A PASSAGE FOR YOU OUT OF THE EYE!
    *gets ass whooped thanks to Commissar Rangers*
    I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME RANGERRRRRRRS!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:55 No.9252207
    >>9252166
    The Emperor is Zordon.
    Creed is Alpha.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:55 No.9252209
    >>9252157
    THIS! Fucking this.

    The last thing any thinking Chaos Lord wants is the Emperor dying.

    The moment the Emperor wakes up in the Warp, Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch and Nurgle are FUCKED.
    As a human, the Emperor could challenge the might of the Chaos Gods.
    As a Warp Entity, He is truly unstoppable.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:56 No.9252231
    >>9252207
    Horus will bring back Macharius to counter Creed's skills.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:57 No.9252243
    He would probably just end up going home sad when he realized that there was no way he could live up to the legacy of Gulliman and the Ultramarines.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:57 No.9252244
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    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:58 No.9252251
    >>9252244

    something wonderful
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)14:59 No.9252273
    It's seems that mighty morphing is a bad subtitle for the commissar rangers. Should they be called "Piously Smiting Commissar rangers"?
    >> Sergeant Major Alexandros III !PhseAMrpPY 04/17/10(Sat)14:59 No.9252274
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    >>9252243
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:00 No.9252292
    >>9252193
    Abaddon would show up in season 2 to try and pull a Lord Zedd. Horus would kick his usurper ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:00 No.9252297
    >>9252273

    I changed it to Chaos-Stomping Commissar Rangers
    >> Firstquest 04/17/10(Sat)15:02 No.9252333
    >>9252191
    Yeah, I get that they get their power from emotion, however, I would assume that faith/worship/ flat out saying "This is my god, whom I give my soul for and serve" makes a stronger impression on the warp then just going "Grr, I'm -mad-" or "Boy this sandwich is tasty."

    So no matter how you slice it, the Emperor being dead dead, is going to do something to the warp.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:05 No.9252375
    Can we get a drawfag to do the Chaos-Stomping Commissar Rangers in all their glory?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:06 No.9252385
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    >>9252333

    I'd expect that Emperor dying would result in something like pic related, followed by bad end for the IoM. That's why he's staying on that chair as long as 40k stays alive.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:07 No.9252395
    Could you specify weather it's just Horus on his own or if he brings the rest of Chaos with him?

    If Horus tried to solo Sol he'd probably get his ass handed to him in a paper bag by the Imperial Navy, if he brought a large enough fleet and got into the Golden Palace then I reckon it would be an evenish match between him and the Custodeus.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:07 No.9252396
    >>9252191
    Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch and Slaanesh feel something strange...

    ...they feel as they're pulled or pushed towards each other.

    Their spectral bodies are stretched and twisted, before disintegrating...

    ...The Chaos Gods are gone.

    Transformed into the Chaos God of Blood, Decay, Excess and Chaos.

    The Emperor.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:07 No.9252410
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    >>9251334
    It would be like when Kirk had to fight Spock on Star Trek.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:08 No.9252418
    >>9252410
    GOD DAMNIT THE MUSIC IS PLAYING IN MY HEAD NOW
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:10 No.9252441
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    >>9252410
    BRRRRAAAAH
    BRRAAAAHHH
    BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAH
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:13 No.9252477
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    >>9252385

    And if Emperor indeed happens to end up a God, he's about to get a clobbering that makes the one given by that strangling Warboss seem like a snotling's sneeze in comparison.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:14 No.9252494
    >>9252375
    Where's Yarrick in the CSCR?
    I like the idea of him being the billy of the group.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:14 No.9252499
    >>9252385

    THIRTEEN HUNDRED SYSTEMS?

    Fuck me! I wonder why teh emprah didn't try something like that....
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:16 No.9252536
    >>9252499

    Either he wasn't as powerful (inb4heresy) or his powers were much less direct, focused on guidance, leadership and such.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:18 No.9252550
    >>9252494
    Consult
    >>9251715
    However, we came to an agreement that Fuklaw becomes Yellow, Cain is red, and then Holt can be Blue.

    That leaves two more spots open.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:18 No.9252555
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    >>9252499

    That is immediately followed in the timeline by the Imperium splitting in two for almost a thousand years.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:22 No.9252595
    >>9252550
    Hero of Armageddon a Consult?! Fuck that.
    Make him Pink.

    That just leaves TWO to fill, Black and motherfuckig GREEN/WHITE
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:23 No.9252605
    >>9252595

    White is Ollanius Pious. He uses his chainflute to summon the dragon-titan.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:27 No.9252668
    Who is this ollianus pious faggot?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:29 No.9252683
    >>9252668

    A rejected Ultramarine initiate.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:29 No.9252694
    WE NEED DRAWFAGS AND WRITEFAGS UP IN THIS COMMISSAR RANGERS SHIT
    /tg/, IT'S TIME TO GET SHIT DONE
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:29 No.9252695
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    >>9252375
    >>9252375
    what a coincidence, I was already working on the briefing, but still, WHO are the rangers?

    Yarrick, Holt, Fuklaw, Gaunt and Cain?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:30 No.9252706
    >>9252695
    FUCK YEAH DUDE, YOU ARE AWESOME, KEEP IT UP
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:31 No.9252714
    >>9252695
    Yeah but we need one more.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:32 No.9252730
    >>9252714
    >>9252695
    Also, sweet picture my good man.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:32 No.9252732
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    >>9252695

    YES! YEEEESSSS!

    KEEP IT UP!

    I might start some writefaggotry to go with this...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:33 No.9252748
    >>9252732
    DO IT WRITEFAGGOT
    IT IS YOUR SACRED DUTY
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:36 No.9252785
    >>9252748
    >>9252732
    This pleases me.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:36 No.9252789
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    >>9252748

    The only problem is that I havent seen the actual series since I was a kid, I might have to go do some research.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:36 No.9252791
    >>9252695
    THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME :D:D:D:D::D
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:40 No.9252851
    >>9252789
    It's simply, my friend. All that is needed is for the big head to go "RANGERS GO KILL THE BAD DUDE" while hilariously incompetent villains go about their nefarious and poorly thought out plans. The big bad, (horus in this case), will send some stupid underling, like Abaddon or a Champion, to fight the rangers. The bungling idiot will expend some pathetic underlings distracting the rangers, and then either beat the rangers or lose.

    If he wins, the rangers nurse their wounds and come back with Deus Ex Machina.

    If he loses, Horus makes him GIANT, and the rangers must combine their titans to make the MEGATITAN! and have a huge robot fight, which will theoretically kill thousands of innocent civilians.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:40 No.9252852
    >>9252714
    Solar Macharius brought back from the dead as green due to Chaos wibbldy stuff in the shape of a green candle.
    Later turns White.
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    >>9252668
    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ollanius_Pius
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:42 No.9252880
    >>9252851

    Yeah but I want to get the little things right, like this idea here.

    >>9252088

    incidentally permission to steal this?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:43 No.9252887
    >>9252851
    >the rangers must combine their titans to make the MEGATITAN! and have a huge robot fight,

    "JURGEN, HAND ME MY ROBOTITAN STUFF"
    "Yes, sir"
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:43 No.9252898
    >>9252857
    Fuck... FUCK... I think I just orgasmed manliness...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:44 No.9252901
    >>9252880
    >>9252851 here, and I am also responsible for >>9252088

    >>9252047
    >>9251987
    >>9251870
    >>9251752
    >>9251715

    So yeah steal everything. I find this fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:45 No.9252915
    >>9252887
    Incidentally, Cain takes the position that will put him in the least danger, meaning he ends up controlling one of the Titan's legs or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:48 No.9252972
    >>9252915
    Fuklaw needs to control the fists with the power of RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:48 No.9252976
    The Emperor would approve of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:49 No.9252984
    >>9252972
    Giant power fists the size of buildings with chainsaw knuckles.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:50 No.9252995
    >>9252695


    epic picture, but the Emprah should have his laurel leaves in his hair. Otherwise the only thing that tipped me off to it being him was the black hair and the fast that no one else would make sense ('cept for Roberto ofcourse)
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:52 No.9253023
    >>9252995
    And perhaps radiate some gold light or some bullshit
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:52 No.9253030
    >>9252984
    Ciaphas controls the legs to RUN FAST
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:53 No.9253052
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    early WIP as proof that I will do it, only it's time for supper. brb.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)15:55 No.9253071
    >>9253052
    FUCK YEAH
    >> The Deceiver !!ARyuxWhgkRa 04/17/10(Sat)15:55 No.9253079
    1. Throne destroyed
    2. Emperor ascends to Godhood
    3. Everything purged
    4. ?????
    5. Profit
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:05 No.9253208
    >>9252887
    So obvious now...
    Jurgen is Green/White
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:07 No.9253236
    This thread needs archiving NOW
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:07 No.9253245
    >>9253236
    If it hasn't been already, feel free to do so.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:13 No.9253335
    >>9253245
    How I archive on iPhone?
    Can't even post pictures...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:14 No.9253342
    >>9253052
    THE EMPEROR'S LIGHT SHINES UPON YOU
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:14 No.9253355
    >>9253245
    ug, ill volunteer to do it, but ONLY if someone gives me the title and description to give it
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:15 No.9253358
    Ok, have we established what the team is yet?

    I'm thowing some ideas around but I'll need to know who is what colour etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:15 No.9253367
    >>9251334
    Horus finally acknowledges Marneus Calgar as his Spiritual liege and enlists with the ultramarines. He dies as scout.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:20 No.9253458
    >>9253358

    Cain is red
    Yarrick is black
    Holt is blue
    Fuklaw is yellow
    Gaunt is green

    We need a pink. Token girl time?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:21 No.9253480
    >>9253458
    Raege?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:22 No.9253491
    >>9253355
    Title: Commissar Rangers
    Description: A thread about what would happen if Horus came back to fight Terra turns into a discussion about the Chaos-Stomping Commissar Rangers and their fights with Chaos.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:22 No.9253503
    >>9253480
    works for me
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:31 No.9253622
    oh boy I can't wait for the drawfags oh boy
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:31 No.9253626
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    POSTING IN A LEGENDARY THREAD.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:34 No.9253680
    I dig giant robots
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:39 No.9253770
    The emporer diverts the astronomicons power to destroying Horus. Spacial collapse happens. Horus becomes singularity.

    Mankind is fucked for a few dozen years, but at least Horus couldn't do anything.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:40 No.9253787
    This thread has been an exercise in excellent derailing.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:43 No.9253824
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    The savior of humanity
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:44 No.9253848
    >>9251670 here.

    This has exceeded my wildest expectations. Thanks guys, you're the best.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:45 No.9253868
    >>9253848

    It has been a pleasure, your one idea caused a torrent of awesome to flood this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:45 No.9253871
    >>9253824
    What's with the eldar helmet.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:46 No.9253881
    >>9253824

    Have you read the Thousand Son's novel?

    Valdors an utter jerk, an immortal and borderline Primarch sure, but a jerk none-the-less
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:46 No.9253883
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Commissar

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9251334/
    You're welcome.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:48 No.9253916
    >>9253680
    chicks dig giant robots
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:48 No.9253917
    Awwwrite then, writefag is gonna give this a shot. Heres what I have in my head so far, tell me what you think.

    Cain: Red: Self hating coward with a heart of gold, saves the day by accident. Likes tea. I'm also taking the idea of him piloting the megatitan from a safe spot (I'm thinking ankle). Jurgen might make an appearance.

    Yarrick: Black: Manly sonovabitch. Powerclaws orks, has a laser eye, is old. If the team is down and needs some inspirational mentor speech he's gonna be the one to give it.

    Holt: Blue: Prone to slapping people and reminding them that it is COMMISARR Holt....uh, I don't know much else about this guy really. Right now he's just going to be doing a lot of slapping and yelling unless somebody can suggest something else.

    FUKLAW: Yellow: Well not much to say aout fuklaw. HE IS AN ANGRY MAN WHO GET'S ANGRY ABOUT THINGS AND THEN IS ANGRY AT THEM UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD! ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:49 No.9253941
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    How can horus assault Terra... when he's been sitting on the Golden Throne since the 31st Millenium
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:50 No.9253948
    >>9253881

    The shape of the Custodes' helmets are enough to tell that they're as dickish as the Rowboat himself.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:50 No.9253949
    >>9253881

    so's the Emperor.

    and every fucking Space Wolf. hypocritical shits. "Your Librarians are HERESY! Our Rune Priests are okay though."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:50 No.9253953
    >>9251334
    >After being believed dead for over 10,000 years, Horus suddenly reemerges to assault Terra once again in the name of Chaos
    This sounds so familiar...
    "Finally! After ten thousand years I'm free! Time to conquer the Earth!"
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:51 No.9253970
    >>9253917
    holt would be the one who's always uptight and mad that they're not getting anything done or making any progress

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoYa84tq2t4
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:51 No.9253973
    RAEGE: Pink: Seethes with RAEG at being the pink commisarr. Want's her blue coat back. Dislikes holt for getting the blue position. Prone to unprovoked shouting about how she is NOT A TOKEN MEMBER.

    Ollanius: Bit character: BALLS THE SIZE OF STARS. Exists on pure gar. Has developed a chronic habit of getting in the way of lethal things. Is vaguely aware he has died / been retconned and so develops a constant nagging feeling that he is about to turn into an imperial fist terminator or a custodes.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:51 No.9253976
    >>9253824
    What is this, some sort of bolter-poleaxe-bayonet?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:51 No.9253977
    >>9253949

    I like the new light HH has put the Emprah into.

    The guy might not be a human at all...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:52 No.9253993
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    >>9253941

    10/10

    Take notes kid's, this guy is the master....
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:53 No.9253997
    >>9253973
    >>9253917
    As the guy who has been posting most of the Chaos Stompin' Commissar Rangers shit, I heartily approve of this.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:54 No.9254016
    >>9253973

    I'm not sure why but it freaked out over the guant part, I must have gotten heresy on it or something.

    Suffice to say he'll be a walking plot device who pulls off utterly impossible stuff and nobody (Including him) has any idea how he get's away with it.

    .
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:54 No.9254020
    >>9253997
    FUND THIS SHIT
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:55 No.9254022
    >>9253953
    holy shit have you somehow not read the rest of the thread
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:57 No.9254047
    >>9254022
    I believe it was a clever ruse.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)16:57 No.9254049
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    >>9253824

    Asshole.....
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:01 No.9254106
    >>9253917

    Don't forget Gaunt.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:03 No.9254141
    >>9254106

    see

    >>9254016
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    >>9252161
    Oh no. Commander Vimes isn't going to like this. He's against kings and emperors...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:07 No.9254183
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    >>9254166

    random reference. going to go play discworld mud now
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:09 No.9254218
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    Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:09 No.9254228
    Make a 1d4 chan page on this shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:10 No.9254234
    >>9254218
    Boys? It's heresy time...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:13 No.9254277
    >>9254228
    We're still waiting for the draw\writefags
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:15 No.9254291
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    >>9254218

    The usual.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:15 No.9254294
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    >>9254234
    Hey bro, calm down! All I want to do is show you that the Emperor is lying to you!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:15 No.9254298
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    >>9254218

    How's it going Abaddon the Armless?
    >> MangoSentinel !Fj7.VhLi16 04/17/10(Sat)17:15 No.9254302
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    QUICK BROTHERS, GIVE ME ALL YOUR ENERGY
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:17 No.9254322
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    >>9254298
    Horus! Tzneetch said to stop being mean to me!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:17 No.9254329
    >>9254302

    >5 episodes of nothing but holding your hands in the air and letting Vageta do all the work.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:19 No.9254353
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    Ollanius Pius should have his own spin-off show like the Masked Rider had after making a cameo in Power Rangers.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:23 No.9254417
    >>9254329
    Vegeta is and always will be a total bitch though, so it's all good.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:34 No.9254583
    When the fuck will the drawfagging be done
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:37 No.9254628
    >>9251670
    Here again. In lieu of any actual writefaggery, I have decided to have a go myself. Here's the introduction, more to come!

    Cadia, the bastion-world at the very gates of Hell...
    For ten milennia, the planet, and it’s inhabitants, had stood vigil over the Eye of Terror. All that lay between the unfathomable madness of the dark gods and the flickering candle of humanity a scant few million troops. They knew their task – to deny this most precious of prizes from the Great Enemy, the Destroyer s of sanity... the forces of the mad Chaos Gods. They also knew that it had been this way since the defeat of the treacherous Warmaster, Horus, when he had been slain and his forces had been pursued into the Eye by the victorious defenders of humanity. What they didn’t know, however , was the secret grate hidden in the depths of the largest, most fortified dungeon on the planet.

    They had no idea that, in the aftermath of the Despoiler’s 13th Black Crusade, the seal on the dread portal had been cracked open by the impact of artillary shells against that very dungeon...

    A gauntleted fist, clad in the black armour of a champion, nay, a scion of chaos cautiously swings the portal outward and tastes the stale air of liberty.

    “At long last, after ten thousand years... I am free!”
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:38 No.9254647
    >>9254628
    >a scant few million troops
    Damn why was that funny.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:40 No.9254679
    >>9254628

    Good intro though, man.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:49 No.9254818
    >>9254628

    In the throne room of the immortal God-Emperor of mankind, a tiny red light started to blink with a new urgency. As with any event of dire portent, the Fabricator-General of Mars was consulted and the canticles of warding meticulously recited. Three weeks later, it was concluded that the red light was the will of the Omnissiah made manifest, and a small shrine was erected in its honour.
    After the tech priests had all left and the custodes switched watch, however, a stranger made his way silently through the corridors. A swift dodge here; a quick clamber up the walls to avoid a patrol there. He knew these rooms like the back of his hand – they hadn’t been changed in ten millenia after all. Deftly avoiding another patrol of custodes (and cursing how sloppy they’d become under his breath), the figure infiltrated himself into the gigantic throne room. It didn’t take him long to find what he was looking for beneath the astartes banners and holy water purification vats – the one lever, marked “DO NOT PULL – WE MEAN THIS!”
    He pulled. The sound of machinary long dormant clunked somewhere off in the distance, followed shortly by alarms in a far off region of the palace. The figure smiled to himself at the ineptitude of the tech-priests who had ben tasked with the maintenance. At least they ought to-
    He threw himself to the floor as the bright light illuminated the area around him, ready to make a break for a dark corner. As his eyes accustomed to the glow, he could make out the shape of a gigantic humanoid head, glaring at him with iridescant golden eyes.
    “ALPHARIUS, MY SON! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? I SENT THE SIGNAL THREE WEEKS AGO! AND WHY DO YOU NEVER WRITE? WAS I NOT A BENEVOLANT DAD-EMPEROR?!”
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:51 No.9254848
    >>9254818

    Oh god, here we go.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:52 No.9254857
    >>9254628
    >>9254818

    >Doh, Previous writefaggot here, I am a slow >panda. Anyway this is my take on the emp >section


    On the sacred surface of holy terra, a most momentous event is occuring. The God Emperor stirs from his long death. His lips, cracked and dry after millenia of idleness, twitch as he attempts to speak.

    The assembled techpriests and custodes can only watch in awe as the Immortal Savior of Mankind slowly rouses himself from his deathly slumber. He tries to form words, his dry tongue attempting to dampen his lips.

    " A - Alpha... "

    All eyes turned to the Alpha Magos. The techpriest charged with overseeing the maintenance of the holy throne itself.

    " Y - yes my lord? "

    The emperor's eyes snapped open and the chamber was bathed in his glorious radiance, had lesser men been present they would have been blinded and rendered mute with awe. The might of a million lesser Psykers was his to command. No traitor, heretic, xenos, or god could stand before His divine might.. No longer did He struggle to speak. No longer were His features pallid and deathly. He was returned.

    The fate of a billion worlds would be determined by what he was about to utter, the vast hall was silent. Every ear was turned in reverance and joy.

    " ALPHA! HORUS HAS ESCAPED! ASSEMBLE A TEAM OF COMMISARRS WITH ATTITUDE! "

    " My - my lord? "
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:58 No.9254914
    I know Chaos is supposed to be the the great enemy and all, but I really feel kind of sorry for them. Because for all the daemonic power they have and even with four gods on their side they still only have complete control over one tiny part of the galaxy, and the only way out of that area (well, the only way that can support a major force) leads right into a wall of fortress worlds, two major battle fleets, dozens of space marine chapters, 3 titan legions, and likely tens of billions of guardsmen. And that's just what's permanently stationed there, ever more forces are in neighboring sub-sectors and can be called in as needed.

    Frankly it's impressive that any of the Black Crusades got anything accomplished.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)17:59 No.9254924
    >>9254818

    The figure sighed heavily, had stood up, dusting himself off.
    “Oh dad, of course you are! But everyone thinks I’m a traitor, not to mention everyone thinks that Robute killed me a few years back. Anyway, your tech-priests were kee-“
    “ROBUTE? OH! YOU MEAN ROWBOAT! I NEVER LIKED HIM. HOW ARE THE OTHERS THESE DAYS?”
    It was always like this. Ten millennia had obviously taken their toll on the old coot. Still, best to humour him. “Well, Fulgrim, Magnus and Mortarion are daemons now, and-”
    “THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR IDLE PLEASANTRIES ALPHARIUS! HORUS HAS ESCAPED FROM HIS PRISON ON CADIA, AND NO DOUBT PLANS TO FINISH OFF THE IMPERIUM! SUMMON ME FIVE COMMISSARS WITH ATTITUDE!”
    “But dad... why don’t you just send the Companions? Or even just get Creed to do his ‘thing’? I heard he’s really good at it...”
    “NO! I SAID FIVE COMMISSARS WITH ATTITUDE! NOW GET TO IT!”
    “...yes dad.”
    Sometimes, Alpharius wondered if Horus had been right all along to try and put their dad in an old folks home. Still, nothing to it but to get the job done now. He melded back into the shadows and mad his way down the dust-filled halls towards where he knew the teleportarium would be. On the way, he idly wondered if the Sisters’ Convent over on Prollax would have appropriate facilities to care for an ageing God-Emperor...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:01 No.9254951
    >>9254857

    Ooh! now that you're back, I'll stop getting under your feet and let you continue!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:04 No.9254987
    >>9254951

    > Alpha
    > Alpharius

    WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT? OH GOD IT WAS SO PERFECT!

    Anyway, I'll try to hurry up a bit. Feel free to keep doing yours I'm a pretty slow writer. I'll just dump mine once it's done.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:10 No.9255065
    >>9254857

    Aw shit, it's about to go down.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:12 No.9255105
    Chaos now takes its rightful place as inept saturday morning cartoon villains.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:13 No.9255119
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    >>9253941

    I'm okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:32 No.9255488
    " M - my lord, I must beg you to reconsider! In my humblest opinion, a team of custodes would be much better suited to this task. Loathe though I am to question your divine judgement o - of course. "

    " ALPHA TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE! IF I CANNOT LEAVE THE GOLDEN THRONE THEN WE MUST HAVE INDIVIDUALS CAPABLE OF COMBATTING THE FORCES OF MY FALLEN SON IN PLACE! "

    " Q- quite so my lord but as I said - "

    " PREPARE THE TELEPORT! "

    " Yes my lord... "

    Alpha scurried to the vast array of archeotech and began the elaborate rituals needed to bring the machine online. Taking out an anointed powertool he lit some incense and began to pray in blessed binary.

    " 010001110010 0101010010 0101010101001 010110 010 01010 - "

    " ALPHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I SAID TO PREPARE THE TELEPORT! "

    " I - I am my lord! "

    " WHAT? ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FLICK THAT SWITCH AND PRESS THE BUTTON."

    " A - as you wish my lord... "
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:33 No.9255497
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    >>9255497

    Hooray for drawfags!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:35 No.9255530
    >>9255497
    *slow clap*
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:42 No.9255681
    So we got dem writefags and drawfags working on this. Musicfags to be seen?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:01 No.9256005
    Holt must be the Pink Ranger.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:04 No.9256045
    >>9255519
    Why the fuck do we never talk about LoGH here on /tg/? It's only the single greatest thing Japan has ever produced. And it's completely /tg/ materiel.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:06 No.9256082
    >Ollanius Pius
    WARRIOR FOR JUSTICE!

    Thread fucking over go home
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:16 No.9256254
    this is... perfect.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:25 No.9256420
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    >>9254818
    >>Alpharius is Alpha
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:31 No.9256521
    Personally, I was going to suggest that Alpharius should be a mysterious figure who sometimes shows up to help the Commissar Rangers and then disappears because -mysterious-
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:31 No.9256528
    >>9251948
    Russ would drink Horus under the table. End of story.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:36 No.9256609
    Celestine as the Pink Ranger
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:40 No.9256680
    AND EVERYTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL FOR A WHILE
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:50 No.9256882
    Our Pink Ranger HAS to be that female Slaaneshi Commissar...

    And she can be grumpy about getting tapped for the team, but will eventually learn to work together as a unit, yadda yadda.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:07 No.9257163
    >>9256882
    >Tapped for the team.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:11 No.9257215
    >>9256528
    >RUSS RUSS YARF YARF MUST FANBOI ABOUT RUSS IN ANY GIVEN CIRCUMSTANCE HAY GUISE I LIKE WOLFS AND VIKINGS AND FUKKEN MAGNUS WAS SO GHEY LOL TRYING TO WARN EMPRAH ABOUT HORUS' BULLSHIT FUCK YEAH RUSS
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:43 No.9257799
    >>9257215
    Well, I could've said Ferrus Manus would strangle him with those big assed metal hands of his, but I couldn't remember whether he was dead or not. >.<
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:46 No.9257832
    >>9257215
    >MY TASTES ARE GOD TIER YOUR TASTES ARE SHIT TIER ALSO GREENTEXT
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:09 No.9258200
    who is Holt? I know of Cain, Yarrick, Gaunt, and Fuklaw
    also this thread is win.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:13 No.9258282
    Commis-SAH HOLT.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOi3CzZjV0M&feature=related
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:34 No.9258644
    >>9258282
    Commissar Holt would drop in and kick ass to the bureaucracy, overthrow any pissant Imperial Governors that got in his way, and would generally GET. SHIT. DONE.

    Any word on the Slaaneshi Commissar for Pink Ranger? Can we get some approval on that?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:36 No.9258670
    (Set to the tune of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers theme song)

    They've got a power and a force that you've never seen before
    They've got the ability to BLAM! and to even up the score
    No one will ever take them down
    The Emperor's on their si-ei-ei-ei-ei-eide!!!!

    Go, go, Commissar Rangers
    Go, go, Commissar Rangers
    Go, go, Commissar Rangers
    Chaos Stompin' Commissar Rangers!!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:58 No.9259033
    bumping for more



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