Single bump, looks like a few too many quests might be going on right now.

>>9049166

What the hell happened?

>What Happened?

"As per initiation, you were given a cybernetic enhancement to bolster your connection to the Omnissiah, and to add to your prestige within the ranks of the Adeptus Mechanicus. You have been augmented with Auger Arrays. I do hope your pain is minimal."

>>9049500
"I... I'm fine, How long have I been out? Where am I?

(Just a polite bump.)

>Where am I?

"You are in the Medicae Facility. You were unconscious for thirty-seven hours, twenty-six minutes and thirty-one seconds. Lt. Mallear was looking for you, but you were unconscious and were not to be disturbed. He has since departed the base with a small contingent of Guardsmen."

>>9049658
(Can we get a quick re-hash over what's happened so far?)

I was needed? Did he leave any orders for me?

>>9049710
(Bamp X2)

>Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8886559/
>Part 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8907440/

>Was I needed?

"He was seeking your accompaniment for a mission to explore the area. After discovering your state, he left a message and went to join the troopers."

Toch Prost hands you a dataslate.

'Psyker Ted, when able to serve His Divine Majesty once again, go to the hangar, and find Ramirez. He'll have further instructions. - Lt. Mallear (Regimental Stamp.jpg)'

>Input Command...

>Also, sorry for the gap, roommate was bitching and had to find headphones.

(Last OP bump)

Let's go find Ramirez, see what we need to do.

Damn I missed part 2. Also, I didn't see this until just now, hopefully we can pick things up.

>>9050120
Ask Toch Prost about the local dangers, barring that, simply go to the hanger.

>Find Ramirez

You're woozy on your feet as you stand, struggling to stay upright, or what qualifies as upright due to your slouched gait. Toch Prost hands you your Force Staff.

"Do be careful, Ted unit. If you feel as though you will experience unconsciousness once again, please relax and calm yourself."

You limp towards the garage. The majority of the base is strangely devoid of guardsmen. It's as if they had all been sent out with Lt. Mallear, or called to other duty. There is only a small skeleton crew.

With a throbbing headache, you arrive at the garage. There is a handful of mechanics and tech priests working on docked vehicles. A single guardsman stands leaning against the wall, smoking a lho stick and casually tossing a knife up in the air and catching it between his fingers. Noticing your arrival, he sheathes the blade and approaches.

"You're Ted the Psyker, right?"

"C-Correct." you stutter, clutching part of your temple. Throne, this is a strong one.

"Yo'kay? Seems like your tense." He fetches a lho from his breast pocket and a lighter. He sticks the lho in your mouth and lights it.

>Input command, and option: Smoke the lho, don't smoke the lho.

rolled 77 = 77

>>9050827
Don't smoke the Lho. Ask for caff instead.

>>9050902
Yes. Recaff, not lho.

Offer it back to him, too. Don't be rude, bro.

Sup Admech Guy. Was Adeptus Quest ever continued?

>>9050968
Made a new thread. First two posts were to kill myself, and only one serious reply. I let it lie.

I'll probably post Pt 2: Electric Redo-aboo on Saturday night.

>>9050986
Word

>>9049330

>Single bump, looks like a few too many quests might be going on right now.

One quest is too many quests, you fucking spammers.

>>9050986
I was looking for the next installment for a while, thought you had scratched it.
What time do you plan on making the thread?
Also
>politely decline, use your new cybernetics as an excuse, say you have to let it adjust or some shit

>Refuse lho, ask for recaff

"Right, not a lho guy." He puts out his current lho and takes the one from your mouth. "I've got orders to bring you to the forward camp where Mallear said to meet. You don't get motion sickness do you?"

He taps his ear, probably sending a small combead signal. You hear an engine flare to life behind you. You turn to see a Valkyrie waiting in the dock, ready to taxi out to the launch pad.

A technician walks over with a cup of recaff.

>Recaff ingested (-1 BS for 20 minutes from jitters).

"So, ready to leave?"

>Input Command...

>>9051090
Yep.

Lets roll

>>9051090
>-1 BS for 20 minutes from jitters
Lightweight. Quaff that shit by the gallon and feel nothing.
Anyway, if we got our gear on us, grab a bite to eat and let's roll.
Preferably some jerky, cus jerky is the ultimate travel food.

>>9051090
Let's do this.

What's the valkyrie look like?

>>9051090
Let's go.

>>9051206
This, too.
Care to proffer the loadout?

>>9051090
>Romance the Valkyrie.

And who's riding with us besides Ramirez?

>Transform and roll out

Boarding the valkyrie, your seat is rather comfortable, and there is a short in-flight movie titled "How not to do it - Narration by Cpt. N. Otliving." It details how not following the Primer and orders merits not only execution, but will most likely get you killed.

The valkyrie is outfitted with a pair of sponson Heavy Bolters, Multi-rocket pods, and a front mount lascannon.

The valkyrie taxis to the lauchpad and takes off, soaring over the rolling hills and valleys, the landscape a beautiful image that calms your nerves. You rest your head back and close your eyes...

*BZZT*

"WHAT THE THRONE?" you hear from Ramirez, who is knocked from his seat. The whole valkyrie shudders as a huge lasbolt impacts the side.

*BZZT* *CRASH*

The bolt bisects the valkyrie and sends it into a dangerous dive, quickly plummeting to the ground below. You hold onto your straps for dear life.

As the vehicle impacts the ground, you feel it bounce and crunch under it's own weight. It skids along the grassy field for quite some distance before coming to rest, smoldering in a heap. Safety belts saved your life. Ramirez is next to you, a bit shaken up, but alright.

"The pilots didn't make it." He says. He pulls his lasgun to bear and climbs from the wreckage.

"Perimeter clear."

>Input Command...

>>9051652
Follow him after a quick prayer for the poor Valkyrie.

Keep your lasrifle ready.

>>9051652
Check valk for supplies, anything that can be carried by 2 men (I LOVE looting).
See if you can't disconnect that heavy bolter sponson and take it with you (dakka...)
Failing that...
>get pissed off and run up in the stands like the Indiana Pacers

>>9051773
>Get pissed and run up the stands like the Indiana Pacers

That's the only reason I watch pacer games, Hell, I live a half-hour from Indy and I normally hate basketball.

Shame Artest isn't in Indy anymore, He was lulzy.

Anywho, Do what this bro said. keep chanting litanies under our breath to help us calm ourselves.

>Get to lootan

>Found: Emergency Kit (Laspistol, 1 charge pack, other standard crap)

>You cannot disconnect the H. Bolter.

You mutter your prayers to calm your nerves and ready your lasgun, following Ramirez out of the Valkyrie.

"Well, shit. This is a bit of a problem." He says, trying to raise someone on his combead. "No signals. We're on our own." He turns to you. Pulling off his helmet, you notice the Electoo on the back of his hand. Another acolyte? He fishes a spare lho from his helmet and replaces it.

"What now, then?"

>Input Command...

>>9051927
>Input Command
>get pissed and run up in the stands like th.....
Take what you can, say quick prayers for the machine and it's pilots, ask Ramirez (...) where the hell we were supposed to be doing, leave crash site and attempt to locate some cover, as follow up is inevitable.

>>9051927
I see. That's two. Alright. Let's get hiking, keep an 'eye' on the auger arrays. I have a feeling we won't be alone for long.

>>9051927
Figure out how far it is to the landing site.

Find out who the fuck shot you down and shove a boot up his ass for killing the whirlybird.

>>9051992
This.

Check the wreckage for working comms, if possible.

>>9051927

> >You cannot disconnect the H. Bolter.

In what way is it attached? Maybe we can use the Lasgun to melt any supports on the Heavy bolter, and hand it off to Ramirez. We might not be able to use it worth a damn, but he should be able to.

I say we get the hell away from the crash site before it's crawling with enemies.

>>9052341
To do so would anger the machine spirits, fool!

Say a prayer and take the ammo. Deny the enemy.

Could we try to psychically detect life in the area?

>Valkyrie comms do not work.
>You have no stands to run up.

>RAMIREZ, WHAT DO WE DO?

"Throne if I know. Looks like we're 4 clicks from the forward base though." He says, looking at various landmarks that you don't recognize. "...This way." he says, pointing up over a small hill towards a low meadow.

The sun and birds were almost down from the top of the sky and the pants were singing and it was nice. As you moved through the flowers, you register a series of biological signatures on your Auger Array. Over the next hill, you detect what appear to be humanoid lifesigns.

>Input Command, and I'm done with that 4e thread. Sorry.

>>9052470
Tell Ramirez about the signals.

Ramirez is our BEST FRIEND right now.

>>9052470

I'd say Sense Thoughts, but I have a fucking bad feeling we'd end up exploding or something.

>>9052520
Also our worst. Inquisition.

>>9052470
Also:

concerned about those singing pants

>>9052563
Worst case scenario: We get inducted to the Inquisition and become a Acolyte

Best case scenario: We get inducted into the Inquisition and become a Acolyte.

>>9052624
You forgot the scenario where he blasts Ted in the back of the head.

>>9052470
>You have no stands to run up
Okay, that got me. Squirted tea outta my nose.
Tell Ramirez that it is time to go, that recon force is on it's way here RIGHT NOW.
Also
>4E thread
You mean that mass troll thread? Why were you bothering?

Precognition use, what happens if we stay?

>>9052563
Maybe, but right now the Inquisition wants our sweet-ass Psyker powers. We're more useful alive than dead; it'll take precious time to ship in a new brainbitch.

>>9052654
>Gave my two cents, infinite raeg ensued cause i remembered that FUCKING DRAGON.

>Rolling for Precog...

Roll(2d6)+0:
4,3,+0
Total:7

>Passed!

You dip into the warp momentarily to attempt to foresee the near future. You see fuzzy images of what appear to be bodies laying around, crawling around on their bellies.

>Notify Ramirez

"Affirmative, keep low." He crouches into a lower stance, keeping his lasgun trained ahead.

>Input Command...

>>9052649
Death is better than being a member of the Inquisition, at least there, you know the death is swift and semi-painless.

If you're unlucky, you get turned into a Daemon-host by a dick Radical Inquisitor, not my idea of a good thing.

>>9052831
>Heretek
>Daemonhostan is a bad thing
oh u

>>9052900
I'm speaking in reference to BEING the Daemonhost. Fuck yes I love Daemonhosts, but I don't want to be one.

Anywho, Follow Ramerez's lead, keep an ear out for anything mech-like, so we may do some tech-witchery on it!

>>9052793
>of course this fool decides to stay and fight with a humble lasgun
Any chance that the HB sponson can be brought to bear on the approximate position our foes will arrive from?
If not, draw weapon, get low, and remember, "exhale, and squeeze".

>>9053052
>The HB Sponson requires the circuitry in the Valkyrie for firing, and you can't carry the ammo for it.

You also crouch and attempt to peak over the edge as you reach the crest of the hill. You see a broken down Chimera with a handful of dead Guardsmen. Some are struggling on their bellies, trying to crawl to safety, some horribly maimed, others barely holding on to what little life they have remaining.

>Input Command...

>You can attempt psyker powers you do not know, but risk a higher Perils chance (+3).

>>9052793

Keep low, keep moving behind him. Have one of our Laspistols at the ready.

We should save the Bio-Lightning for nasty targets.

>>9053133
Not sure we can do much for them. Stabilize the ones that look like they're going to live. As for the others... offer them a lho-stick and a prayer.

>>9053133

Take a shot at the minor healing powers - seal wounds, I beleive? Easier to get off than the full Biomancy Regen powers, at the very least. Try and save as many as we can. Then attend to the Chimera.

>>9053133
>no heavy bolter goodness
Dammit.
Tell Ramirez to go ahead and check it out, you'll cover him with the rifle.

>>9053221
>>9053193
These guys have it right, Offer the Emperor's Mercy to the fallen, tend to the wounded (And by that, I mean the Chimera.)

Though, this smells fishy, are there any signs of corruption?

>>9053133
Apply Battlefield triage. Life-threatenting, severe but survivable, minor and then guaranteed lethal wounds, in that order.

>>9053266

Agreed, keep one eye on our Auger readings. Are there any other humanoid lifesigns in the immediate area?

Wounded soldiers make great bait for a TRAP.

>Other life signs
>No
>Energy Signs
>Yes

>Tend to soldiers

You apply first aid to the most survivable injuries. You apply a lasbolt to those suffering horribly with no hope.

>Chimera is WRECKED. No chance of repair without a Tech Priest.

Ramirez moves up ahead to examine the area.

>Energy signs are vaguely humanoid in shape, but output no biological signs. Wounds appear to be from very choppy weapons, with very clean cuts. Does not appear to be Xenotech.

You feel a presence nearing. It's voice claws at your psyche.

>YOU HAVE DETECTED A DAEMON(S) APPROACHING

>Input Command...

Mental shields up, lasgun at the ready, inform Ramirez. In that order, we need no warpyness in our brain.

>>9053525
Set up a defensive position inside the Chimera wreckage. Brace for shitstorm.

>>9053572
1
>>9053584
and 2.
Is there any gear from the downed IG we can loot (I LOOVE LOOTING). Grenades would be dandy, as are flamers.

>>9053685
I dub thee, Clepto, Looter Extraordinaire.

>>9053525
No.

No I think this shenanigans ends here.

Face the daemons head on.

>>9053729
Hey man, they are dead, we ain't.
We need gear, they have it. Serving the Emperor in death is an honor higher than most.

Shit just got real. ready all weapons, all the while trying to get some of the surviving IG into the Chimera (Assuming, of course, that it's not in flames or anything of the like.)

>>9053685
We aren't trained in the use of flame weapons. We'd probably end up killing ourselves with it.

Stick with our laspistols and our brain. It works.

>Steel your will!

>Ld: 10 for 30 minutes

You take cover in the Chimera as you shout to Ramirez about the approaching Daemon.

"I don't see it!" he shouts back, spinning around to try and see it. You ready your lasgun to fire as you feel it come closer, the sick screeching sound echoing through your head.


"Yehehehehahaaaaaa!" the daemon cackles, swaggering back and forth over the crest of the hill, diving upon Ramirez. He's mauled horribly before you can fire, and before even he can react. Through the bloody mist, you make out the feminine form of a Daemonette.

It turns its gaze up to meet you.

>Input command...

Keep inside the Chimera, appeal to it's machine spirit to keep you from possession etc etc GET WITH THE LITANIES.

Can we tell what kind of daemon it is?

>>9053882

Ramirez is dead, we are so fucking fucked.

>>9053882
well then

GET PISSED, APPLY FUCKERY

GET GUARDSMEN TO SHOOT AT IT WHILE YOU APPLY FUCKERY IN THE FORM OF SOME FORC- I MEAN BIO LIGHTNING

Is the Chimera's turret weapon working? If so, hoik one of the wounded up into it to provide heavy support.

Otherwise, have Ramirez and all the surviving Guardsmen ready weapons and use the Chimera wreck as cover.

>>9053882

Bio-Lightning to the face. More likely to work than conventional weapons.

>>9053882
SHOCK THAT BITCH
TELL THE GUARDSMEN TO OPEN FIRE
LITANIES!

>>9053882
>Ramirez is dead, fucking figures
>was he black?
SHOOT THE BITCH.
REPEATEDLY.
AND GET EVERYONE ELSE TO SHOOT IT TOO.

>>9053957
Ramirez wasn't black, but he was 2 weeks away from retirement.

>Daemon is a Daemonette.

>The turret is inoperable. There are 3 living guardsmen capable of firing a weapon reliably.

FUCK, RAMEREZ YOU SON OF A BITCH WHY DID YOU DIE

ALL WEAPONS FIRE AT THAT DAEMON BITCH. BRAINPOWER OR FLASHLIGHT IT DOESN'T MATTER

>>9053991
Shoot self in head. We have no chance to survive make our time.

No matter what, remember to take Ramirez's skull so you can have him with you as a Servo-Skull.

>>9053991
>Ramirez wasn't black,
Sorta surprised for some reason.
>but he was 2 weeks away from retirement.
Damn shame.

>Rolling Psychic Test: Bio-lightning

Roll(2d6)+0:
1,1,+0
Total:2
>Test Passed, but Perils of the Warp!

>Rolling Psychic Phenomena
Roll(1d100)+0:
88,+0
Total:88
>PERILS ALERT
Roll(1d100)+0:
18,+0
Total:18
>14-18: Psy-Blast - There is an explosion of power and the Psyker is thrown 1d10 meters into the air, falling to the ground.

Roll(1d10)+0:
9,+0
Total:9

>You hit your head, VERY HARD.

Your vision is blurry and you feel something warm running down your face and back. A few las shots fire off, but the gunfire is quickly silenced with muffled gasps for breath.

The Daemonette is now face to face with you, and gingerly pushes you down to your back.

"Yeahahahahhaa...... What do we have here~... A timid little psyker?"

>Input command...

>>9054100

See >>9054013

>>9054100
Resist temptation, chant litanies to ourself as we attempt to fight it off, through physical and mental means.

>>9054100

Apply force weapon directly to the Daemonic area. repeat as necesary.

Oh, we're so fucked.

>>9054100
Timid? Fuck you, eat FORCE STAFF

apply forcestaff directly to midsection!

>>9054137
Fuck, I forgot all about our force staff.

DO IT! FORCE STAFF TO VAG NOW!

>Attempting Force Staff attack!
Roll(1d6)+0:
1,+0
Total:1
>Missed...

You swing your staff wide to try and ward off the daemonette, muttering your prayer for protection as she slowly approaches, pushing you back into the chimera as you crawl backwards.

"Awww... Now don't be like that~ Just relax... I won't hurt you..."

>Warning, one action remaining before your back is against the rear, and are trapped.

>Input command...

Mighty Emperor, spread Your divine light to protect me from the darkness.

>>9054221
Swing again; that bitch is RIGHT THERE HOW DID YOU FUCKING MISS

>>9054221
Better to die in vain than serve the daemonic.

Pull pin on krak grenade, hug the daemonette.

The grenades would only hurt us right?

>>9054225
>We're sorry, your party is busy at the present time. Please try your call again.

>We're sorry, your party is busy at the present time. Please try your call again.

>We're sorry, your party is busy at the present time. Please try your call again.

>>9054245
Not quite. It'll almost certainly kill us, but it'll take the daemon out too.

>>9054242
Grenades only when we're pinned- we're still good!

ALSO GUARDSMEN ANY TIME NOW THANKS

>>9054221
Any weapons near us that might just be our best and only hope? A rogue Melta-gun would be fuckin' killer right now.

Barring that, Force Staff once more, Pray for a Miracle

>>9054221

Fuckit. Bio-Lightning again. Pump as much juice as psychically possible into it.

>>9054100
>Rolling Psychic Test: Bio-lightning
WHO THE FUCK WANTED TO USE PSYKER SHIT WITH A DAEMON RIGHT IN FRONT OF US FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK....
>>9053919
>>9053937
>>9053951
>>9053993
Dammit, guys, what were you thinking?
Cuntpunt nao pls

>>9054290
I know 'rite?

OP: Are you going to run a new Psyker Quest if we end up dying here? Or is this it?

Force staff once more. Pray for the Emperor's Righteous Fury.

>>9054290

Because psychic powers generally have more effect against daemons than any of the other pissweak conventional weapons we have on hand?

>Force Weapon Attack!
Roll(1d6)+0:
5,+0
Total:5
>HIT!
>Attempting to activate!
Roll(2d6)+0:
6,6,+0
Total:12
>... God damn psychic phenom.
Roll(1d100)+0:
94,+0
Total:94
>PERILS, AGAIN.
Roll(1d100)+0:
85,+0
Total:85
>83-86: Mass Possession - Daemons ravage the minds of every living thing within 1d100 meters for 2d10 Rounds. Every character in the area must test Willpower at the start of their Turn. A failed Test indicates that the character must spend his entire Turn fighting off the attack and counts as helpless. Characters that also fail the Test gain 1d5 Corruption Points.

You strike the Daemonette with your staff, and grip the shaft, surging power into the head to attempt to destroy the daemon.

"Hehehehe~ It tickles." She says, as you feel your mind warp within your skull. Your Auger Array suddenly registers MANY more energy signatures.

"Oh, you brought friends for me? How kind~" She says, leaning down over you and knocking away your Force Staff. You see behind her that more Daemonettes are appearing at the door to the Chimera.

You are now trapped by the Daemons.

"So, how should we do this... Do you ~want~ to experience such ecstasy from Slaanesh? Or should we have you be our entertainment...?"

>Input response...

>>9054458
Well, fuck.

What do you guys propose we do?

>>9054313
I will either run a new Astartes Quest, without the touhous, or I'll do what I did with this: Go on sup/tg/, click *Randomize Character* and make a quest.

>>9054458
hahaha oh omnissiah

DROP GRENADES, TELL THEM TO GET FUCKED

DRAW PSYKANA MERCY BLADE, PLEAD FOR FORGIVENESS FROM BOTH MACHINE GOD AND EMPEROR

>>9054458
Go out in blaze of glory. Pull pins on grenades, scream praises to the Emperor.

Look, we're fucking screwed. The least we can do is get one more kill before she devours our soul.

Slaanesh? Fuck that.

CRY OUT TO NURGLE!

>>9054458
Krak grenade is now our best friend.

Better to die than to become a daemon.

>>9054495
Works for me.

>>9054501
Well either this or RUN LIKE FUCK

NO SERIOUSLY

RUN LIKE DAEMONS ARE GONNA RAPE YOU (WHICH THEY ARE)

>>9054458

The grenade option looks pretty good right now.

>>9054480
Kill self, preferably in a blaze of glory.

Also, Just because I don't really want to see the quest die out so soon, I vote for Slaaneshi dickings.

Welp. Hmm...
White Noise and the Chimera's speakers?

>>9054528
We can't run, we're trapped.

There is only one way out, and it's metal, explosive, and has got a pin in it.

>>9054554
What does White Noise do, again?

One of the other chaos gods would totally save a plot character.

Well, this was an interesting quest up until RANDOM UNPREPARED DAEMONETTE RAPE.

Krak Grenade Suicide is the only option.

>>9054565
No clue. I'm trying to stall.

>>9054554
This might work.

>>9054565
White Noise fucks up all tech in the area. You don't know the power though, so you'd be risking a +3 to perils.

Totally passable, really. You're doing great with Psychic Tests as of late.

>>9054617
fuck up as in 'make explode'?

Technical Knock?

>>9054617
Don't bother. We'll fail it, and she'll eat our soul, and we'll suffer eternal torment at the hands of Slaanesh.

Blow ourselves, and the daemon, up for the Emperor.

>>9054458
When your party gets killed what do you do?
RUN, this isn't fuckin DandD, this is DH, dark means you die. Besides who'd tell on you if you ran? no one is left right?

Call out to the machine spirit, ask for it's aid, just one last spiteful assault against the daemon's who would desecrate it.
Either a quick surge forward, or even overloading, or perhaps the turret activates for a second.

>>9054639
Unjams a gun quickly. Not gonna help us here.

What I find hilarious is that at the start of the thread, 80% of the post were FHOR KAYOSSSSSS.

Now that OH GOD RAEP is here, everyone wants to go out with a bang.

Don't forget guys, there are other chaos forces in the area.

You just haven't met them yet.

>>9054664
Sure it can.

Technical Knock the turret.

MAN TURRET, IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH.

>>9054639
Unjams guns.

Okay, you know what? Since we're fucked anyway, and we can supposedly cast powers we don't know, let's bust out a hammerhand and start punching shit to death. We'll go out like the motherfucking fist of the Emperor.

>>9054700
I like the way this guy thinks.

>Grenade hugs

>Final answer?

Start babbling about how you wish you had the power to CHANGE this outcome. That if you only were stronger you could of MANIPULATED the situation to a more agreeable outcome.

>>9054677

It's Chaos, what do you expect? Of course it's going to be a fuckload more scary when you're actually faced with it.

I still say valiant Krak Grenade Suicide.

>>9054692
Several problems with this.

1. What turret?
2. Oh, that turret? The one the Daemonette is blocking us from?

I still say grenade.

>>9054480
>Well, fuck
I said this outloud when I read what happened.
I mean, shit, this really can't get worse.
Funny thing is, that this is really how it should end for a psyker. Violent, drenched in despair, and generally FFFFFFFF-worthy.
What's this white noise thing? I'm leaning toward grenading them like Norris in the 'nam movie, but I'll take an alternative.
LIKE HOLOCAUST, FUCK YEA.

>>9054725
No fuck the grenades I forgot we can bust out shit we don't know and fuck things up.

Bust out Hammerhand, BRING THE FURY AND THE PERILS ROLLS.

>>9054725
Yes, Regis. Final answer.

>>9054725
Take her down with us!

Nah, I say we should fall now and become a Tech-WITCH instead of a Tech-witch.

Ok fuck it, if you dudes won't give in to other chaos gods then bust out some bullshit powers and pray to the dice gods. Don't just suicide, cunts.

FUCKIN PUSSIES UP ITT
Seriously, we had our chance to run, fucked that up with some dumbass heroics, now it's all suicide to get out?
FUCK NO
GO OUT WITH A FUCKIN FURY, PSYCHIC MELTDOWN UP IN THIS BITCH

>>9054808
>>9054801

Grenades offer the same result, without our soul being eaten by the daemons.

>>9054725
I'd rather go down fighting.
Either hammerhand, holocaust, or something that will be like "FUCK YOU, I'M A MAN" and die with some dignity.

>Hammerhand power roll!
Roll(2d6)+3:
2,2,+3
Total:7
>HOLY SHIT FUCKING PASSED.
>Strength x4!
>Strength now counts as 12.

>Input command...

>>9054836
No, fuck you. We take our god damn chances. Don't be a dickless ass spelunker

Any way to call opposing daemons to distract these ones?

An you know what? If we've hammerhanded, and we're torn apart by the daemonettes, then we can just punch the grenades on our belt and take them out with us. It's win-win.

>>9054859
PUNCH BITCH DAEMON CUNTS IN

IN THE NAME OF THE OMNISSIAH

Hey guys, Fall to kayoss, have fuckawesome redemption story later as we confess our sins to a bro and get the emperor's forgiveness in the form of a manstopper to the face.

>>9054860
I'll be a dickless ass spelunker when I feel like it, thanks.

>>9054700
THE EMPEROR WILL PROTECT ME!

FIST OF THE GOLDEN THRONE!

HOLY EMPEROR, DELIVER US FROM THE DARKNESS OF THE VOID
GUIDE MY FISTS IN YOUR SERVICE!

>>9054859
>ST is 12
>ACTION HANK.jpg
Can we has RUN UP IN THE STANDS tiem nao pls?

>>9054859
OH SHIT

PUNCH SOME BITCHCUNTS IN FUCK YEAH, THIS IS FOR THOSE GUARDSMEN

GEE WHY DID I THINK ABOUT FALLING TO CHAOS AGAIN?

Bet those damonette whores have never been fisted like this before

>>9054859

Punch every daemon present in the face until it dies. Rinse and repeat until the deamons are gone.

SCREAM OUT "IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME, YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD" WITH EVERY PUNCH

>>9054880
We'll miss, she'll kill us. Use the grenade hug.

>>9054873
>implying forgiveness ever happens.

>>9054924
Fuck grenades, We've got a small chance of living and killing at least one or two here.

And by small, I mean like, 0.001%. But it's still a chance.

>>9054924
This is more fun

Point at the daemonette.

"You're already dead."

ENGAGE

TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHANT LITANIES
AND THERE IS A HEALTHY SUPPLY OF BOTH

COME GET SOME

>>9054936
>Implying forgiveness isn't just another word for mercy-kill in 40k land.

NO PUNCHING, HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A BETTER STRATEGY

Grab Daemonette, throw her at the other daemonettes.

>>9054978
BRILLLANT!

Now we just need to somehow grab one of them.

>>9054978
This could work too

>>9054978
This is a good point! Can we punch her a little bit before tossing?

Wait, Wait. Guys

What about those guardsmen? Are they still being useless?

>>9054978
can we start a spontaneous daemonette orgy if we throw her just right and run admist the chaos? Then call in some artillery to hit the sight like the fist of the emprah himself?

>>9055024
They got butchered while we were dazed.

>>9055024

The Guardsmen are the daemons, didn't you read the description for Mass Corruption?

>Rolling 4 Attacks.
Roll(4d6)+0:
5,5,5,4,+0
Total:19
>3 Hits

With a final act of defiance, you cry out.
"This hand of mine glows with an awesome POWER! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! ... My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!"

Your fists surge with the Emperor's Righteous Fury as you swing at the Daemonette, blowing her apart into a fine mist of heresy. You stand up and charge at the line of daemonettes blocking your path.

"ATATATATATATATATATATAT!" You shout, swinging your fists left and right with all the power you can muster.

>4 Attacks
Roll(4d6)+0:
6,6,1,5,+0
Total:18
>3 Hits!

All around the heresy is growing thicker as it hangs in the air from pulverized daemon flesh. You beast your way through the crowd, pushing out the back and breaking away into the open field.

>6 Daemonettes killed.
>8 Daemonettes remain.

>Input command...

>>9055024
They all failed their saving throws >>9054458

>>9055032
... simply adding an extra step to my simple "blow ourselves up" plan.

>>9055041
Cool.

>>9055043
It's not in Binary, so tl;dr

>>9055049
Holy fuck are you serious!?

>>9055049
KEEP GOING! IF POSSIBLE, TOSS A FRAG AMID THE CHAOS!

What's some other bullshit power we could try to invoke that causes mass destruction

>>9055095
>Toss a S3 small blast
>able to punch 4 with instant kills

oh u.

>>9055095
This!

>>9055049

I am playing Dragonforce on MAXIMUM VOLUME right now.

Toss a frag into the densest pack of them, and keep punching the rest to death.

>>9055049

Prime that Krak Grenade, offer to fist one of the Daemonettes, place Krak Grenade in the Daemonette's colon, then toss Daemonette at the rest of her kind.

>>9055106
You can use Weaken Veil. :D

>>9055114
Oh yeah

Not this>>9055095

>>9055114
I thought we where running?

If not, RIP AND TEAR

if so

FRAG

Idkay, I'm tired.

>>9055137
Shit, I don't know what that does.

>>9055159
It does, um.... VERY GOOD THINGS. Yes.

>>9055137

Given our rolls, that'd be a very, very bad thing for us.

I say we shold just keep pnching shit.

>>9055049
CONTINUE TO DOLE OUT THE RIGHETOUS FURY OF THE IMPERIUM

RIP AND TEAR

RIP AND TEAR! THEY HAVE HUGE GUTS!

>>9055095
fuck that, UNLEASH THE FURY
>>9055049
THE PAIN TRAIN HAS JUST LEFT THE STATION AND IT AINT STOPPIN

>>9055159
It makes us more likely to do things.
MAGICAL THINGS.
BOTH GOOD AND BAD.
BUT MOSTLY BAD.

>>9055159
It gives a power boost, at the risk of a higher perils chance. You invoke phenomena on 8-9-10 rolls rather than just on 9s. In this case, you will auto-pass psychic tests, but roll against Ld to not-invoke perils.

Any chance our solo paste-ification of these daemons may of intimidated the remaining ones?

>>9055215
I doubt it, they're Daemons, bro.

They just saw us totally wreck some other ones though. Oh well, rip and tear.

>>9055057
.......................... artist?

>>9055208

Hammerhand is fine for now. Grenade, then
RIP AND TEAR SEXY HERETICAL GUTS

F5'ing so hard.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Omae wa mou
shinde iru.

>>9055283

Sparrow, a guy that lurks /i/

>>9055364
Get rid of that moonspeak

>>9055342
This.

Also,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4e0aQjcB9w&playnext_from=TL&videos=EtPEonnv4pw

(lol no videos of just plain-ol silence, so some atmospheric bowed bass guitar works just as good.)

This is going through our mind right now. The less that is in our mind, the better, as the Daemon will attempt to manipulate our desires, or thoughts and our bodies, there must be nothing but calm, for in this calm, we will be forever close to the Emperor.

>Continue with RIP AND TEAR.

You turn to the rest who are bearing down on you quickly.

>They attack, 5!
Roll(5d6)+0:
3,2,2,3,1,+0
Total:11
>2 Hits
Roll(2d6)+0:
1,4,+0
Total:5
>1 wound, 5++
Roll(1d6)+0:
6,+0
Total:6
>Safe!

Their claws swing and clip at you, trying to find an opening at shred you to ribbons for destroying their sisters.

You have other plans.

>4 Attacks
Roll(4d6)+0:
5,5,2,5,+0
Total:17
>3 hits!

You waste 3 in reactionary strikes, disintegrating them and filling the air with heresy.

>5 remain.
>They're quite shaken.

>Input command...

FUCK YEAH

Start screaming out some of the more threatening Litanies.

>>9055413
We retaliate. They're Daemons, we're the Emperor's chosen, for whom else can face down such foes and stand their ground?

>>9055413
IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH, I WILL BRING A FURY UPON YOU DAEMONS THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU WILL REGRET FOR 10,000 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RIP AND TEAR AND BIO-LIGHTNING

>>9055413
ROAR AT THEM; USE LITANY OF FUCK OFF, DAEMONS.

THEN ADVANCE.

>>9055369
>Sparrow, a guy that lurks /i/
>awesome smiley.jpg
>>9055379
>He doesn't know about Hokuto no Ken
>>9055413
ROAR AT THEM. THUNDER THE ABROGATION OF THE WARP. FURIOS CHARGE IS GO.

Wait, OP, we can use other powers, you said, right?


Any chance we can use Dominate?

Because harem.

Anyone have a suitable quote for the moment?

>>9055494
WE DO NOT DESIRE THE FILTHY TOUCH OF DAEMONETTES

WE DESIRE TO RIP AND TEAR /RIP AND TEAR/

>>9055461
Our hate is hardly matched by words.

No, Our actions will convey our message.

>>9055413
"Smite the foe! Smash the enemy! For the Emperor, we bring death!"

>>9055413
RECITE AN APPROPRIATE LITANY
I'M THINKING LITANY OF DEMONS-GO-BOOM

>>9055413

Lob that frag already. At the very least, it should scatter them, letting us take them on piecemeal.

>>9055503
We chant this, quietly and under our breath.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A spiritu dominatus,

Domine, libra nos,

From the lighting and the tempest,

Our Emperor, deliver us.


From plague, temptation and war,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

From the scourge of the Kraken,

Our Emperor, deliver us.


From the blasphemy of the Fallen,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

From the begetting of daemons,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

From the curse of the mutant,

Our Emperor, deliver us,

A morte perpetua,

Domine, libra nos.


That thou wouldst bring them only death,

That thou shouldst spare none,

That thou shouldst pardon none

We beseech the, destroy them.

>>9055537
No god damnit, we're so god damn badass that we're going to strike FEAR in to DEMONS.

YELL SOME FURIOUS SHIT AT THEM

>>9055526
Arn't we CC with them though? Wouldn't we get caught in the blast?

>>9055537
Remember, the Emperor helps those that helps themselves, so get to splattering daemons.

>>9055583

Not with all of them. I think. I get the impression from this that the fight is spread out a bit around the wreckage and corpses.

>>9055602
Word.

Let us get to the work of the Emperor now.

I just wish some backup would get here soon.

"A spiritu dominatus, Domine, libra nos, From the lighting and the tempest, Our Emperor, deliver us."

You destroy another Daemonette.

"From plague, temptation and war, Our Emperor, deliver us, From the scourge of the Kraken, Our Emperor, deliver us."

Another is disintegrated.

From the blasphemy of the Fallen, Our Emperor, deliver us, From the begetting of daemons, Our Emperor, deliver us.

You crush a Daemonette's skull in your bare hands.

From the curse of the mutant, Our Emperor, deliver us, A morte perpetua, Domine, libra nos."

Another falls.

"That thou wouldst bring them only death, That thou shouldst spare none, That thou shouldst pardon none. We beseech the, destroy them."

There is but one remaining, terrified, scrambling back against the chimera.

>Input command...

>>9055652
___________________________________
Love the Emperor

for He is the salvation of mankind

Obey His words

for He will lead you into the light of the future

Heed his wisdom

for He will protect you from evil

Whisper his prayers with devotion,

for they will salve your soul

Honour His servants,

for they speak in His voice

Tremble before His majesty,

for we all walk in His immortal shadow

__________________________________
Action: Finish the work we perform in His name.

We can't die here, Emperor dammit. It is His will that we LIVE and destroy these demons!

>>9055652
Basically:

Never shall you plague the Material with your foul presence again. Tell your fellows in the Warp that /I/ am here, and I am not to be fucked with.

THEN PASTE THE BITCH.

>>9055652
Servant of Chaos, feel the fear and pain that your kind try to inflict upon Humanity. And reflect on the knowledge that even the weakest of us can rise and crush you like a rotten fruit.

>>9055652
DAEMON! YOUR TIME HERE IS AT AN END...you have seen my fury. It is not kind...it is not merciful...it is not enjoyable...it IS painful...it IS swift...it IS terrible.
Now it is your turn, unless you return from WHENCE YOU CAME, TELL YOUR FEL ILK THAT SHOULD THEY EVER ATTEMPT TO BROACH THE BORDERS OF MY REALM THAT SWIFT DEATH AWAITS THEM.

Approach, but give it just one fleeting second to flee, if it doesn't kill it.
Need survivors to tell the horror stories you know.

>>9055652
BY THE EMPEROR'S WILL, I EXIST TO DESTROY YOU.

>>9055652

Rip its arms off, ram the krak grenade down its throat, then walk away awesomely without looking at the explosion.

>>9055726
slaanesh, since when did you want to see your daemonettes get their ass kicked...wait, thats one of your voyeur fetishes aint it.

>>9055652
>There is but one remaining, terrified, scrambling back against the chimera.
>This is my Tome of Sigmar
>I'm going to beat you to death with it.

>>9055679
I like it!

"Love the Emperor

for He is the salvation of mankind

Obey His words

for He will lead you into the light of the future

Heed his wisdom

for He will protect you from evil

Whisper his prayers with devotion,

for they will salve your soul

Honour His servants,

for they speak in His voice

Tremble before His majesty,

for we all walk in His immortal shadow "

You approach the daemonette and grasp her by the scruff of her neck.

"Never shall you plague the Material with your foul presence again. Tell your fellows in the Warp that /I/ am here, and I am not to be fucked with. "

You hammerhand-headbutt her out of existence.

The area is saturated with heresy. It's absorbing into your bloodstream and flesh as you are unable to not-breath.


>The seed of Chaos has been planted.
>CHAOS LEVELS:
>Sla: 1
>Krn: 0
>Tzn: 0
>Nur: 0

>Input command...

>>9055774
We must leave. Now.

When we have the first chance, we must commit ourselves to prayer, fasting and mutalation of the flesh to cleanse ourselves of this taint.

However, we've got orders.

>>9055774
barf out the corruption, pray the damnation away

Take skull of Ramirez (for future Servo-Skull sidekick). Take loot.

Get the hell out of here and start on the way to the landing point, based on where Ramirez pointed.

>>9055750
If you get sucked into the warp, you're going to find one of those.

Because FUCK YEAR, SIGMAR.

>>9055774

> Chaos Levels

> Slaanesh: 1

...Does this mean we're growing boobs, now?

>>9055774
Sigh in disappointment with myself as I recite purification and protection litanies. Go in the originally intended direction.

>Take Ramirez's skull

You recover the skull.

>Krn: +1 (SKULLS)

>>9055833
No, it's every 10 points that you get a bonus/penalty.

I'm so glad the FOR KAYOSSS bunch from the first thread weren't here tonight. It's way to soon for Ted to fall. He needs to learn more about the mystery of this world and maybe gain a few more comrades before it's an option.

>>9055844
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRO- I mean, THE EMPRAH!

>>9055844
Well fuck, Should have seen that happen.

>>9055844
nooo :( we're taking it to honor his loyalty!

>>9055853
I feel ashamed for even thinking about falling to Slaanesh.

Consider those quotes I dug up as penance.

>>9055774

Is there anything flamer-like here we can burn the corpses with? If so, cleanse this tainted place.

Then grab whatever leftover weapons and ammo we can find. Grenades, Lasgun/pistol cells, laspistiols, knives, lasguns, whatever. We're going to have to trek to the forward base and kill anything heretical we see on the way.

Is there a real way to remove this corruption that doesn't cause us penalties? I imagine if we hadn't been chanting litanies we may of gotten it worse.

>Looting the area while heresy is saturating the air will cause +1 per action to Sla levels.

>Take +1 Sla to gather 3 lasguns, 6 charge packs, 3 frag/kraks, 3 knives?

>>9055844
Grab a pistol or 2, some spare packs, YOUR FORCE STAFF, and gtfo.
Actually, does the chim's comms work?
Does anything work on it?

>>9055879
>We're going to have to trek to the forward base and kill anything heretical we see on the way.

We should pick and choose our fights. I know we're on a power-high because we just killed 14 Daemonettes, but we're as good as paste if we end up dealing with anything more, or anything with more bite.

>>9055929
Grab the Kraks and Charge-packs.

Leave.

>>9055947
Whoa, there, cowboy.
I say we grab a long gun and a knife.
I mean, we are gonna take the hit no matter what, so let's get prepared first.

>>9055929

Can we do anything to get the Heresy out of the air? Try to cause a breeze, or wind, to blow it away? Put on a Rebreather?

...Does the Chimera have any Air Freshener?

>>9055929
Only if there's a verifiable way to reduce the taint later on. Like, through obsessive prayer or ritual or whatever.

>>9055937
Indeed, there is that.

>>9055969
I don't want to risk anymore corruption than needed. 'Sides, we've got a Lasgun, IIRC.

>>9055969
We already have a lasgun.

>>9055937
And let's not forget that it was us who was responsible for bringing 13 of those daemonettes to this world.

Bad roll that.

>>9055929
Also, reading the munitorum manal, we'll get a medal if we risk our safety to recover munitorum issued arms and armour.

And, realistically, an easier time requesitioning more awesome gear.

>You have 1 lasgun, 1 laspistol, a spare charge pack for both, your Force Staff, 1 frag/krak grenade.

>CHAOS can be reduced later through purification methods, if desired.

>>9055929
Is that +1 for all of that. If so that's not so bad.

Ok, well, we need to get to safety and find out where we need to go.

People, let's take the hit, get gear, cleanse ourselves later.
I'm still worried if someone, like the people who shot us out of the air, might come to see if they have some meddlers to deal with.

>>9056071
Weight issues. Encumbrance is a bitch when your GM actually uses the rules for it.

>>9056050
I say go for it.

>>9056092
True, but as was said, we'll try to avoid combat form now on, so it'll be less of a problem.

>>9056092
How much would all that weigh?

>>9056133
It's always a problem, we can't bravely run away with three lasguns strapped to our ankles, can't we?

>>9056146
A lot.

>>9056147
>bravely
>run away
Okay, you got a point.
Take 2 lasguns, then, and 3 power packs.

>Sla +1

>You now have 4 Lasguns, 8 Charge Packs, 3 Combat Knives, 4 Frag/krak grenades.

As you loot the bodies of your fallen comrades, your Auger arrays register another signature. Instinctively, you ready your weapon, attempting to sense the presence...


>Ld Test, resisting influence
Roll(2d6)+0:
6,5,+0
Total:11
>Test Failed!

The Auger seems to get louder and louder, until you can only hear the high pitched squealing beep of the Auspex registering an energy signature inside of you.

"Well... It -is- nice and cozy in here~" echos within your head.

>Input command...

>>9056175
>>9056147
What if we left the guns behind but took the packs and other stuff?

>>9056147

If we're that screwed, we just dump the big stuff and keep going. The longarms have carry slings, right? It'd just be a matter of throwing them off while we run.

Grenades we can throw at pursuers.

>>9056208
Aw fuck, Daemonhosted.

>>9056208
We've been possessed.

Draw psykana knife, commit ritual suicide. It's over.

Shit.

>>9056208

Shit. Get away from the tainted area, pull out the book of litanies, and start reciting prayers of expunging the daemon.

>>9056208
Are we doomed now? Can we expel it with some of our god-rolls?

>>9056208
Ohshitohshitohshit

>>9056208
This is WHY I SUGGESTED WE BOOKED IT THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE IN THE FIRST PLACE

FUCK

>>9056253
WHILE RUNNING

>>9056208

God dommit.

Can we Weaken Veil and attempt to banish the warp bitch from our body, or something?

>>9056229
We aren't that tainted yet, we may be able to force it out.

Or it could be a convenient excuse to fall in 2 or 3 sessions.

Currently, a Daemonette is inhabiting a portion of your body. It has no control at the moment. You are only experiencing slight influence. For now, you're good. You just have an extra tenant.

>>9056274
YOU NEVER MENTIONED POSSESSION AS A POSSIBLE DANGER!

>>9056305
No, we're doomed.

>>9056305
We need to get the hell out of here and... I don't know... binge on holy water or something. Keep mercy blade at the ready in case it starts to assume control.

>>9056314
It comes with the territory of being a psyker. Frankly, what did you expect?

>>9056314
Forgot to add: WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN THE REST OF US!?

>>9056314
I wasn't aware that the corruption was that strong.

In hindsight, we just killed 14 Daemonettes, I'm a dumb faggot for not taking in possession as a possible threat.

We need to book it NOW.

>>9056323
>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

AGDFJGSFLKGJHSKDHJGKLDSJHF

>>9056330
I thought we'd need more than 2 points, honestly.

>>9056305

Okay. We ignore it for now. We make best speed to the forward base and carry out our mission. If there's a chapel or shrine to the Emperor there, we pray and actively work to permaban the daemon from our body.

Okay with this?

>>9056356
MERCY BLADE QUICK

Good job you greedy whores. Now we're fucked.

RUN! RUN BEFORE WE HAVE AN ENTIRE HAREM OF DAEMONETTES IN OUR HEAD!

>>9056369
>implying you won't get purged the second the chaplain sees you praying for the daemon to release it's grip upon you

Whelp, we're fucked anyway, let's run like hell and talk to our Daemonette for a bit, see if she can tell us what's going on in exchange for a fap.

>>9056356
Mercy blade. It looks like the end of poor Ted.

>>9056386
See, if we fell, this wouldn't have been such a bad thing.

But we've not fallen(And we didn't have to get up.)

We book it as fast as we can, praying as HARD as we can.

>>9056356
>GODDAMMIT
I just punched my wall.
All the shit we just went thru, for this to happen?
FIGHT IT, FIGHT IT FER EMPRAH'S SAKE.

>OH GOD RUN FROM HERESY AIR


You hoist what you can to your back, trundling through the mist to the torn body of Ramirez, continuing in the direction he indicated.

*huff*

*huff*

*huff*

You jog at a brisk pace for a good twenty minutes before your legs feel read to give out.

"Awww.... what's wrong~" The voice speaks to you.
"Is my little psyker all tuckered out?"

>Input response/command...

>>9056399
Did we actually try to check the chaplain out? He might be a heretic already. I don't think we checked.

>>9056427
LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALLALALALALALLA EMPRA LALALALALALALA EMPRA LALLALAALAA

>>9056427
>>9056427
Ignore the being, continue praying at a fever pace.

>>9056427

"Shut it, Warp-whore, I'm going to banish you so hard once I have the chance. In the meantime, though, mind telling me what the hell is happening on this world?"

>>9056427

Ignore it. Keep moving at a brisk pace, Bt don't overexert ourselves. Keep up that litany-chanting thing we do.

>>9056473
Do not turn to the daemon for knowledge, fool, for that is the path of damnation!

>>9056473
IF I COULD BLAM MY FELLOW PERSONALITY I WOULD

Also, Thread is auto-saging.

>>9056496

> Path to Damnation

> Probably already going to get mind raped the moment we use a psychic power or sleep anyway

If nothing else, we can inform a superior of whatever information she gives us before killing ourself, making our death/possession not-so-in-vain.

>Ignore daemon, keep walking.

You push the voice to the back of your mind, where you think you feel it shrug.

Walking is a sore endeavor, however after another ten minutes you manage to get a visual of the forward camp.

It appears to be a small group of tents and chimeras forming a small sectioned off area. You can't make out much more from this distance.

"Oh, come on... Just talk to me. I don't bite~" The voice says.

>Input command...

>>9056427
"Yours? You flatter yourself. I am, now and forever, a servant of the Emperor."

>>9056571
Ignore Daemon, Continue walking.

>>9056571
Chant litany of protection as a marching tune while walking.

>>9056571
Go to forward camp. Never acknowledge the daemon for any reason at all.

>>9056571

Ignore daemon.

Approach the camp using standard challenge/reply protocols. Report to the most senior officer on base immediately. Offload recovered gear with the quartermaster.

>>9056587
Don't reply to the demon, fool.

>>9056629
This.

By the way, did we gain any power or maybe greater control of our abilities?

>>9056571
What was that? Oh must be the warpwind whispering the sounds of eternal victory for those with purity of soul.
YEP, TOTALLY PURE PSYKER RIGHT HERE!
Not hearing any voices but the golden choir, totally.
Don't mind me, just being particularly devout today, yep.
Walk faster, but be mindful of our steps, don't trip and accidently your leg.

>>9056666
>did we gain power
>666
Goddamn you.

Don't you die on me.

...bump?

>>9056906
Thread is autosaging bro.

>>9057022
'twould be good if our friendly neighbourhood DM could wrap up things before it dies horribly, then.