Let's make sure the walls is nice and safe, we got someone growin our boyz some food, and some wunz tryin ta raise some more squiz.

Den lets get some scouts out lookin for a nice humie base or sumphin ta loot!

YOU SHUD MAKE SHO DA FORT 'AZ PLENNY O' DAKKA 'FOR ANY 'UMIES O' MO' NIDZ SHO UP

We need to find out what kind of enemies there are to fight and win against. As a longer term goal get the digging machines to turn the area around the base into difficult terrain. Get the gretchin to make gretchin tunnels so anyone who attacks you will be ambushed by angry gretchin and saboutaging snotlings.

Also we could decorate one of the trukks and send it back to the main ork camp to attract more boyz by spreading tales of our exploits.

And god damn get the gretchin to work! We shouldn't have to tell them what to do! They know wats orky and they should have orky things built fast or dey'll be krumped and fed to da squigs!

>>8941257
when we took over the humie camp we saw a lot of boxes and stuff, lets open all of them and see every thing we got

>>8941364
Gutwort grumbles. "Derez no generator! 'ow am I meant to make more dakka wivout power or decent scrap?"
>>8941312
The walls were patched up quite nicely yesterday. Who do you want to send out to scout? Roll 1d100

rolled 18 = 18

Everyone who isn't working at the base goes scouting! Boss Toofsum, rolling out!

Doze Snakebitez weren't orky at all, no sir.

Could we get an inventory list? We lost a few boyz in da foight, but is anyone doin' any recruitin'? We'z gonna need ta get someone ta round up boyz so we dun't have ta all da time.

>>8941399
The armory was mostly filled with las weapons too small for your boyz to wield. They were looted by the Gretchin, who have formed a 20 strong mob called the "Grot Guard".
>>8941397
The main three threats at the moment seem to be the tyrannical Nobz at the camp, the Imperial forces and the Genestealer Orkz. The Tau are too far away, and tied up with the main Goff fighting forces.

The Grotz seem to be hesitant to undergo significant work without approval from your or one of your underlings. They can begin tunnelling work immediately - though obviously it will take awhile.

>>8941555
Personal Gear
1 Gob of Teef
Mega Armor
Power Klaw
Shoota
Iron Gob.
Bionik Arse

Important Guys
-Grotlikka.
After technically trying to kill each other, he ended up becoming your sidekick. Dead loyal, if a little unlucky.
-Gutwort.
Mekboy. Relies on his Gretchin slaves to do all the boring work, but loves (and has a major talent for) interesting stuff. Made your Mega Armor.
-The Dok.
A Grot that masterminded an escape from a particularly nasty Squig Herda - possibly the one that you met earlier. His little fingers can stitch up wounds a lot better than any Ork Dok could. Is touchy about the treatment of his "fellow lib'rated gretchen".
-Druzka
Your best driver and a good candidate for the Kult Of Speed, if they got their hands on him. Covered in blue and red tattoos.

Mobs
-36 boyz
6 tough ones with chain-choppas. 10 shootas. 9 grenade launchas. 3 rokkit launchas.
-6 Squigs
Little, red, bitey and fast.
-44 grots
20 have lasrifles and looted 'ooman equipment. The rest are general labor, mostly oilers.
-32 snotlings
Simple, tiny and mostly ignored. Good at cultivating fungus, and not much else. Keep the squigs away from

Vehicles
-Killy Kart. Warbuggy with rokkit launcha. Fits 4
-2 looted tanks
Rhino chassis. 1 reinforced with a twin-linked big shoota. 1 skorcha tank. Holds six boyz each.
-2 Trukks.
Fit 15 boyz comfortably, more if you drive extra slow and make 'em hang off the sides.
-3 Construction Vehicles
1 heavy lifta, 1 digger and 1 bulldozer.

The Base
-Defenses
Metal wall surrounding perimeter. One gate. Tall towers in each corner. Autocannons in east towers, twin-linked heavy stubber in north-west.
-Supply & Command Depot
Several storeys high. Majority of building is warehousing and unloading areas. Stairs to the rear leading to makeshift offices over floors.
-Barracks
Three separate buildings. Each can fit 20 Orkz, or at least twice as many runts.

da warboss needs ta get back to da fight, so we needs ta find anova humie base to lot a generator from.

>>8941645
Get a squig pen up outside da base. We'z don't need no squigs runnin' loose eatin' da gretchins, and it'll be another layer of defense.

Let's upgrade our gear. Add a grenade launcher to our shootaclaw.

Meanwhile, have Gutwort rip out the heavy lifta's engine and turn it into a generator, and have da boyz shove more armour on da trukks (they're open-topped, right?)

After we get everything patched up, We'z gonna want to go back to da base and tell da boyz there's a tyranid threat. Get da nobs stirred up about it, get them to charge da tyranids in claw to claw combat, and take out the remainders ourselves.

Then we can deal with the rest of the things.

rolled 56 = 56

Tyranids aren't that much fun to fight. Let's go out scouting for resources and the like. If we can take over and enslave a human or tau town then we can make them produce more vehicles, goods and food for our army! Time to claim more territory!

Also send a few hard boyz and enthusiastic gretchin out to recruit more orks.

>Squig Pen
A handful of the Gretchen are diverted from the digging project to weld a fence up outside the base. It shouldn't take long, though if you want to avoid casualties the boyz should handle moving the squigs there, not the Grotz.

>Upgrade shoota
"Hurrhurr, lemme see dem gubbinz. Dis'll be easy Boss, lemme get my welder and jobs a good 'un." It only takes a moment, really. You now have a grenade launcha on your arm. Use it well.

>Make up a generator
"Cor! Why didn't I fink of dat? I'll get roit onnit Boss." He says it will take a few hours and the help of a few boyz.

>Armor up da trukks
They're not open topped, no. They have a cover over the top and resemble modern troop transport trucks.

>Scouting
Which squads/underlings/vehicles do you want to send?

>Recruiting
Which squads/underlings/vehicles do you want to send? Going to promise anything in particular?

>>8941928
Rip da top off da trukks and put it round da sides fer more armour. Dat's a good'un.

Meanwhile we'z gonna bring da Squiggoth head ta town an' do some REAL orky recruitin'. We'z gonna kick some Nob ass and get em ta sort da camp out and keep da tyranids in check.

>>8941928
Send out the buggy with one of the decent drivers, a gunner, and a side gunner

rolled 14 = 14

>>8941928
Attach Squiggoth horn to pauldron (we DO have pauldrons, right?). Take rest of Squiggoth head in da buggy and a single trukkful of Hard Boyz and Launcha Boyz back ta da camp. We'z gonna smash up da Nobs.

rolled 25 = 25

Send the chain choppas to town to recruit. They're the biggest an' meanest looking. Tell them that they can boss around whoever or whatever they can recruit. New recruits will get weapons an' fights to use them in. What else could they want?!

Gutwort can run this place while we're out scouting and fighting with as many men as we can fit into the remaining vehicles.

>>8942134
How about we take da head back ta town? A Squiggoth's Gob should go for some pretty good rep AND teef (hell, can we use Squiggoth teef as currency?)

We'z got da horn offa it already, too.

OP, where'd you get the genestealer-ork picture?

>Rip the top off
It's only thin material spread over a metal frame.

>Scouting
You order the squad of 10 shoota boyz and the runner up driver from last night's race to go out scouting. They tank the shooty tank. It will take several hours to hear results, at least.

>Recruiting
You collect up the 'ard boyz and launcha boyz into a pair of trucks, strapping the squiggoth skull onto one of them.

Getting back to town takes a while, but not too long. When you arrive however, you notice that something seems off. What do?

rolled 61 = 61

>>8942290
Make a spot check. What's off?

START SHOOTIN' SO 'OOEVAZ 'IDIN' CUMZ OUT

rolled 52 = 52

Grab some passer by and go demand to know what's goin' on! Apply violence until the problem is solved.

>>8942290
check for nids

>>8942369
What's the difference between Goff orks and nids anyway?

rolled 12 = 12

Place the squigoth head on the ground, stand behind it utilizing it like a mask and shout. hard.

>>8942391
GOFFS IZ DA BIGGEST AN' DA STRONGEST AND DOZE NID BOYZ IS FREEKY

The base is in a state of heightened panic and disorder. Parking up outside the now familiar mekshop, you and your boyz get out of the vehicles and try to assess the situation.

It seems that karts full of equipment are being loaded up and the Meks preparing to mobilise. You collar one of the more important looking oiler boyz, threatening to blow 'is 'ead off if he doesn't summarise it quick for ya. He looks up at the killy dakka strapped to your arm, then at your crackling klaw. He squeaks.

"Wez all gonna die! Da scoutz sed da blue gitz is comin' and the Nobz want us to pack up and leg it!"

DEM BLOOBERRYZ!? YOU AIN'T SKARED IS YA!?

>>8942523
grab all we can and take em to our base

>>8942290
Shut...Down...EVERYTHING!

But seriously, we'z look 'round for sumthin wrong.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8942523
Pick him up and squeeze. Let's make'im shout so we get some attention.

Fookin Nobz! What kinda Nob runs from a fight?!

When we get a Nob'z attention and/or the camp's attention, start shoutin' how damn UnOrky they're bein'.

WHAT DA ZOG ARE YOUZ GITZ DOIN?! YOU'Z SUPPOSED TA BE DA GOFFS, DA BIGGEST AND BADDEST! ZOG ME, DA BOSS'D CRUMP YA ALL NOW IF HE SAW HOW PATHH- PUTHET- HOW HUMIE LOOKIN YER ALL ARE!

>>8942584
Another thing, how does ork spawning work? Can we set up some sort of field where we grow our own orks back a the base?

>>8942523
"Wot?! Yuz say that the Goff nobz and da warboss and nobz got krumped? How else would dem blue gitz be comin 'ere?!

>>8942629
Youz a choppy one.

>>8942693
And youz muckin 'bout

rolled 1 = 1

Wot?! BLUE GITZ? Dey're all dakka and no choppy!

Get the meks to give you as much nasty oily grease, petrochemicals an' stuff that burns. Get upwind of the bluez and set all that shit on fire and CHARGE WITH THE ENTIRE BASEFUL OF ORKZ under the cover of black, nasty smoke! Get the nobs together, explain this plan and if any of 'em disagrees then wreck 'em!

You hold him up in the air in a tight grip, contemplating whether to active the power current of your klaw. Disgusted at his unorkiness, you instead lob him across the workshop.

Enraged, you fire your shoota in the air wildly and roar at the meks, demanding information. One of the others meakly offers an explanation:

"Wez don't know! We fink dey got past 'im somehow. Dey'll be 'ere anytime soon, da Nobz say da Boss woz a weedy git anywayz and ta save ourselves!"

>>8942626
It's not quite that convenient. Spores just flake off your boyz as they live, and especially when they die. Orkz turn up in random spots and then find other Orkz in the area.

rolled 32 = 32

>>8942796
Go up to Nob.

CLOBBER UNTIL HE SUBMITS.

>>8942796
Find da nobz and convince them to follow us with the orkz to our base. If any of the nobz tries to defy us, apply powerklaw directly to their forhead. Also, if possible ride up to da nobz in our trukk with the Squignid skull to show off how tough and orky we are.

>>8942796
So we should probably see a few popping up around our own settlement if we give it a while. Would these spores get infected by the presence of tyranids, or do they have to be spawned by jeanstealers to turn into jeanstealer orks?

Go for the nobz, only way to get some sort of control over the situation. How big is this ork settlement?

>>8942854
Agree, but to make a best impression I recon when we ride up, we don't stop til one of ems squashed.

Make an impression with the introduction, violence creates obedience.

rolled 35 = 35

DA FIRST ORK RULE O' LOYALTY IS:
YA DON'T TALK CRAP ABOUT DA BOSS UNLESS YER BIGGER DAN DA BOSS!

Ram the fuck outa the Nobs until they surrender, the panzies.

>>8942864
We've only really seen genestealers so far. Ork spores should be hardy enough to withstand most tyranid influences...

When we get back to base let's kill some sod that looks at us funny, chain him to a kart and drag his body around the base a few times so we get spores all over da place! That should get da proverbial squig rollin'.

rolled 58 = 58

Just yell out real big, and lead as many of them back to your base as possible. IT'll be a TAKTIKAL Retreat.

But ta be EXTRA SNEAKY. Haven em loot the old base before heading to the new, and leave LOTSA SPLOSIVES and SNEAKY TRAPS for the Blue gits.

Then we'll bring a KOUNTER ATTACK.

You ask the mek where da nobz are. Seems that they are preparing their battlewagons and warbikez to leave the camp. You order your boyz to hop in the trucks again and ride to the where the Nobz are and start smashing 'em.

At the other side of the camp it seems that the mekboyz information was correct. Most of the camp seems to have crowded here, loading the largest of the camps karts with supplies and packing the transports as full as they can get. The Nobz are in the center of it, watching over their prized vehicles and stomping on the heads of the Orkz not working fast enough.

Druzka speeds up the truck, causing it to rattle and crack as it bounds over bumps and holes in the track. The mobs assembled at first don't notice the approach of two more vehicles, but it seems that the distinctly 'umie designs of the trukks is a hallmark of your mob. Several of them start shouting out "Oi! Datz Bakkhakker's boyz, dat is!"

Not yet slowing down, the crowd jumps out of the way as the truck approaches and threatens to crash into them. Most get out of the way, but you do end up crashing - straight into one of flasher looking battlwagons.

The Nobz oar in rage. All of them have nasty looking shootas and nastier looking klaws. Three of them are grouped nearby, while four more are spread out further away, shootas already laying down a hail of slugs on your vehicle.

Strategy?

>>8942877
It's relatively small, more of a homing point for new yoofz in the area to be directed to the frontline. Has a couple thousand boyz, though most are (or were) in transit to the front line at any one time.

>>8943057
SMASH EM!

rolled 82 = 82

They're grouped up!? GRENADE LOBBIN TIME!

>>8943057
Well I believe we should use our cunning and diplomacy skill in order to persuade them to join u...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! CHOP! SMASH! SHOOT! CHOP! SMASH! SHOOT!

Put a grenade in the center, then ATTACK OF OPPORTUNITY with the power klaw.

rolled 35 = 35

We just got a new rokkit klaw, shoot it at the biggest group of nobz - if there's a vehicle close enough to them to go boom, all the better.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8943057
PLAN!? HAHA BOOOM! HIT EM WIT DA LAUNCHA

rolled 23 = 23

>>8943057
Throw da Squiggoth Head at them, and ROAR to intimidate and get em to stop shootin' for a second..

Rollan to intimidate..

(if that fails, we've got a trukk fulla grenadeboyz.)

rolled 26 = 26

>>8943057

Volley of grenades at the cluster of Nobz.

Dammit OP, you started late today.

>>8943163
>>8943178
>>8943180
>>8943241

Holy shit look at those rolls, we're screwed.

A Waaagh cry and savage leap from your trukk later, your 'ard boyz have advanced on the gitz stupid enough to try to defend the Nobz. Meanwhile, with launcha boyz from the other truck have trained their weapons on the Nobz grouped nearby.

They seem to fire almost completely in-sync, their explosive landing in the dead center of huge boss Orkz. Without time to react they are torn to shreds by the shraphnel, some being pulped and those with heavier armor of cyborknetics merely torn apart.

The majority of the many hundreds of boyz gathered seem on your side - or, more accuractely, undecided in their loyalty. Fighting has broken out amongst them, though it seems to be more of an opportunity for brawling than a civil war.

The remaining Nobz and their underlings have entered a battlewagon however, and are pulling away. Your trukks have crashed and will likely be unable to follow them, but there is another battlewagon to hijack.

Roll1d100

rolled 1 = 1

>>8943266
Rollan'

rolled 22 = 22

>>8943276
Son, I am disapoint.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8943276
Rerollan'

rolled 26 = 26

Disable, not destroy!

rolled 69 = 69

>>8943266
CATCH EM. RAM EM. COLLECT THEIR SISSY 'EADS!

>>8943276
>>8943292
MOTHERFUCKER!? YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING ME.

>>8943276
>>8943289
>>8943292
>>8943293

hahaha oh wow.jpeg

rolled 68 = 68

>>8943304
WHERE WERE YOU DURING TAU QUEST

I don't remember if high is good or bad for this one. I remember it being DH-esqe, so we might just do something AWESOME.

rolled 47 = 47

Give chase! Run them out of the town like the cowards they are! If we can catch them then kill 'em and take the second wagon.

Did we bring Druzka for some driving action?

>>8943329
Low is bad.
Goddamn.

Anyway, we've kinda failed in the plan of uniting the orks, more kind of... ripped the nobs to bits. Dammit, we needed those Nobs.

Ah well. Let em run if we can't hit em now, we need to get the camp together.

rolled 10 = 10

let the cowards run, they is unorky! and humie like, soft and weak

now we'z got us hundreads of boys all for ourselfs, lets get those gits to stop fighting andshow em whos boss

after that strip the settlement and take everything back to our base and prepare fo the blue boys

Time being of the essence, you run as fast as possible in your mega armor towards the rear of the unoccupied battlewagon, ordering the launcha boyz and Druzka to follow you.

The Nobz have already started to build up speed in their massive wagon. It seems that they do not want to flee without at least attempting to eliminate you, however, and a swarm of gretchin move down the side to mount one of the cannons jutting from it's chassis. It fires several shells, hitting both the brawling mobs and your truck. It explodes, taking the squiggoth skull with it.

And Druzka.

>>8943400

GORKDAMMIT

DOT SKULL WOZ OUR TROPHY

KILL DEM NOBZ

KILL DEM WIT ROKKITS AND DAKKA

rolled 73 = 73

>>8943400
Oh.

It.

Is.

ON.

Frag that bastard nobcar with a volley of grenades.

You don't mess with OUR boyz and live to tell the tale.

rolled 30 = 30

>>8943400
ZOD UNITING THE BOYZ.
REVEEEEEEEEENGE!

>>8943400
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>8943400
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DRUZKAAAAAAA!!!!

BRING HIM BACK WITH CYBEROKNICS! BRING HIM BACK!!! D:

>>8943366
we dont need THOSE nobz, we got our own to put in place, LOYAL nobz that WE put in place LOYAL to US

>>8943400
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN...........WE MAKE TINY BABY'S PAY!!!!!!!! AFTER THEM!!! WE WILL SQUASH THEM LIKE BUG (I hope i did the dice thing right)

>>8943400
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

>>8943451
((psst, it's "dice 1d100"))

((Also FUUUUUUUUUU THAT GUY WAS OUR GO-FASTA GUY))

rolled 89 = 89

>>8943366
We're only as big as a normal nob at best I'd say. They'd only have tried to kill us and mess with our authority!

Screw them! We stomp anyone bigger than us and we'll just raise new loyal nobz from our own ranks that are smaller than us and we'll be the biggest, bossiest and best ork ever!

>>8943400
KILL THEM!

rolled 3 = 3

>>8943427

I WAS SO ANGRY I FORGOT TO ROLL

rolled 73 = 73

>>8943400
WHAT.

LET THE MIGHT OF GORK OVERTAKE YOU. THIS IS WHAT THE WAAAAAAAAAGH IS MADE FROM.

GO FASTA AND CRUMP SOME GITZ IN HIS NAME.

>>8943494
Shut up, you. Haven't your two 1s and a 3 been enough?

Meanwhile, those NOBS ASSES ARE GOING TO BURN

>>8943494

Bloody hell, the dice gods hate me today. I think I'll refrain from rolling for the duration of this quest.

rolled 78 = 78

>>8943451
KILL THEM ALL

rolled 15 = 15

THIS BETTER BE A FUCKIN' 100! IM ZOGGIN MAD.

rolled 41 = 41

KILL

>>8943546
We've rolled enough.

rolled 25 = 25

RIP AND TEAR!

Overcome with rage that could have scarcely been felt before in all of Orkdom, you order another pair of boyz to take control of the elaborate steering system in the battlewagon. The burning husk is pushed away as it speeds away.

Despite their early start it seems that their pause to fire on you costed them a siginificant lead. Almost as mad as you are, your boyz manage to catch up and the two vehicles are soon within leaping distance - those in mega armor excluded, of course.

From the platform on top you fire dozens of slugs at the grots pouring in and out of the compartments of the enemy kart. Your initial grenade volley seems ineffectual, but when the squad joins in the combined explosive force soon tears plates of armor from the chassis and topples weapons platforms, leaving it gutted and helpless.

The Nobz seem to be hiding inside, out of sight, and their coward only angers you further. You scream at the drivers to go faster and even over the din of the engines and dakka, they seem to hear your order and obey. the front of your wagon now scrapes against back of theirs, and seeing your opportunity you charge forward, missing the top of their truck but crashing through a weakend panel somewhere lower down.

The Nobz are not immediately apparent, but it seems that you crushed a pair of Ork crew. Roll to find and krump the Nobz.

rolled 68 = 68

WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

>>8943680

KRUMP! KRUUUUUUUUUMP!!!

Oh shit just got real.

Our best driver AND our god damn trophy?

I demand those nobs in shreads, if we can capture the battlewagon all the better.

Can call it the Druzka Wagun.

rolled 84 = 84

SNIKT

rolled 73 = 73

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

rolled 35 = 35

>>8943680
Find and pull the Nobs out.

Rip only ONE of their arms out.

We're not gonna give em th' honour of dyin by our hand.

>>8943770
I like diz.

The pinnacle of shame would be for them to be killed by our liberated Grots and it would certainly boost Gretchin morale and make them work faster.

I vote for beating some to a pulp, merely incapacitating others as our rage recedes and THEN take thos Nobz to our base to be slain by Grots and our weakest Boyz.

>>8943680
RIP THIS PEIACE OF SHIT UNORKY WAGON APART AND KILL EVERYTHING INSIDE!

RAGE!

rolled 56 = 56

>>8943829
fuck forgot to roll

>>8943827
Or if you want to be real sneaky-like: chain them to the remains of this base in visible positions. Set up 'asplosives and sneaky trapz. Blow the whole thing up when the blooskinz get 'ere.

rolled 29 = 29

>>8943827
I was actually thinkin' of just sendin' em naked vs the oncoming humans, but that works too.
rollan to take alive but in pieces.

rolled 81 = 81

>>8943829
youz wear da disquise ta WAAAAGH like Choppa Boyz, butz ya notz an Ork yer a Chickenz Squig.

rolled 50 = 50

>>8943827

>>8943922
i fucken lol'd

rolled 64 = 64

Time ta tear thru this vehicle an' everyone in it like a whirlwind of angry badgers!

Fire a grenade to stun everyone on the vehicle and then POWER KLAW those nobz! If any of 'em survive being klawed to bitz then we can use 'em later, but for now, NO MERCY!

>>8943827
This. Let the grots have em / maybe let the doc 'practice' on em, then let the grots have em some more.

It seems that Gork and Mork are possessing you today. You know only the desire for vengeance - brutal and slow.

A handful of Orkz surround you, many with flasher weapons than any of your boyz. The muzzles of their exotic shootas blaze as hundreds of rounds are let loose, surely deafening to all nearby. You care not. Gutwort's handiwork is of exceptional strength, the bullets either graze or ricochet off of it harmlessly. Dozens of rounds seem intended for you head, but you feel only a dull, distant thud in your head, the blood pouring over your eyes of no consequence. Your retribution is bloody and quick for these lesser Orkz - your klaw tears limbs and torsos from their associated parts, your shoota jams into their chest before shredding their organs messily.

Over a dozen body litter the floor by the time you move on and still more bullets assault you from all sides. You ignore them, seeking your true enemy - the Nobz undeserving of both their titles and life.

You move faster than you ever have before in your cumbersome armor, speeding down a level to the engines where the Nobz must be hiding. Indeed, they are, and yet more slugs greet you as you descend the ramp and spot them. They roar, but it is halfhearted and full of fear - more fear than they felt when fleeing from mere Tau.

Again you charge, not bothering to fire as you do. These slugs sting as they hit you, several ripping through your armor, but you are relentless. A juggernaut emobdying all that is Orky, you could have moved the miles-high mountains of the western wastes.

The Nobz eventually stop shooting and power up their klawz. They storm towards you but the first of them has their head collapsed with a brutal thump. The second attempts a side attack, but your gun is too quick for them and they are blown away by a grenade. Now feeling the sting of heat, you do not let the final pair make the first move.

Both seem willing to give up, to swear allegience, to make amends. It doesn't matter because you don't care, and Gork & Mork would take away their blessings if you did. You reach them and shoot a couple slugs at each, enough to blow out their knees but not kill them. You stand over them and cackle sadistically. You lift a boot and stomp - repeatedly, methodically, powerfully - until an arm comes off. Then the other. One Ork is screaming in agony, unable to do anything but writhe in agony. The other is crawling away with shattered leg bones. You raise your shoota. One slug explodes his skull and he collapses without further fuss.

Boyz. don't ferget our driver'll get rein- reenkar- get ter have another go.
We'z got bluie humies on da way so we don't got time ta torcha, only makin' da nobs fight da bluiez.

rolled 66 = 66

>>8944201
>>8944189
FUCK YEAH!

now let out an almighty WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

>>8944201
>You stand over them and cackle sadistically. You lift a boot and stomp - repeatedly, methodically, powerfully - until an arm comes off. Then the other

I love you ork quest man, you da best questman I eveh seen.

You've got to be kidding me. All this while I thought bluegits referred to Ultramarines.

A Tau is fine too. I'm looking forward to looted Hammerheads.

Roit, letz get all da loot and boyz from da camp, and bring dem back ter our base. Den letz have da Dok patch us up, and leave 'im da Nob as a present.

WHO IZ DA BOSS?! YOU.

Time to claim this ork base and get the lads organized. Make sure everyone knows you're boss! Can we salvage Druzka?

>>8944201
We'z got our revenge. Now let's get da camp sorted.

We'z up against Bluie Tau. We'z Goffz. Get da stormboyz in first, then tank-charge and swarm.

(someone archive, I'z goin' ta sleep. Good job OP on makin' us feel fer an ork we only just met)

Get out of this Unorky Mess! 'Den get our boys to collect all the shooters and best loot out of it. Den. We needz to let all the other Orkz know who's in charge now. And get em in line.

And of Course, let out the biggest WWWAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH then we ever have before.

>>8944201
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!

Grab da Nobz crush'd korpzes, 'n leave da battlewagon.

'Eft da bodiez up 'n shout as orky as ya can:

"LIZZEN UP, YA SQUIGLICKAZ, AND LIZZEN GOOD! DIZ IZ WUT 'APPENZ TA DOZE WHAT RUNZ LIKE AN 'UMIE INZTEAD 'O FIGHTIN. NOW, 'OO'RE YOU MORE 'FRAID OF? DEM WEAK BLUE BOYZ...?"

Toss nob corpses.

"...or ME?!"

Leaving the armless and 'armless Nob to bleed to death on the floor, you notice the wagon start to slow, possibly the product of continual ramming or perhaps the result of your launcha squad having leapt on and reached the drivers. Either way, you fire more grenades at wall and stomp through the blasted hole.

It is clear that the vehicles have not moved far. In fact, they have not even left the base - instead circling the center of the camp so that you are now within view of the gathered Orkz and your broken vehicles. It seems that the brawling has largely stopped, though with heavy casualties; your 'ard boyz are clearly covered in blood, their choppas dripping green. When they notice you, riddled with bullet holes and shells protruding from your skull, the small pockets of brawling cease entirely.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" you roar. The Goff clan roars back.

It would take the Big Warboss himself to turn them against you now. Even then, it's doubtful that he would convince more than half.

We'ze gonna be a roit propa skarboy after diz.

Still, 'ead woundz cant be good, even fer an ork like uz. Might wanna get dat chekked on.

Order that the base be looted, and everyone move to our -NEW- base. Tell them to put up as many traps and bombs and explosives and other nasty things in the old base as possible. Then lets go.

>>8944570
FUCK YEAH!

BEST! QUEST! EVER!

>>8944657
I'd like it more if we'd gotten a drawfag to draw the DANCIN' ON THA ZEELIN' scene.

>>8944627
Nah da bozz iz fine you bein hummie like wif da woundering dey do.

>>8944570
This made me feel such a degree or Orky pride I might just pop a Gretchin spore outta' my back at any moment.

Get to lootin get all the best bitz and get back to your base the blue gitz arn't gonna wait forever to get killed

>>8944627
We'll get our grot dokk to pull the slugs outta our 'ead once we get back. Now it's time to get ready for da blue gitz.

Roit. Letz loot all dere iz ter be lootin', trap all dere iz ter be trappin', and krump all dere iz ter be krumpin', den we bring da boyz back to our base under da banner of da Goff Skorpy Unz!

rolled 61 = 61

Get to lootin get all the best bitz and get back to your base the blue gitz arn't gonna wait forever to get killed

>>8944757
That logo sucks a lot. I liked the one with the arse.

rolled 71 = 71

The human outpost is already loaded to the brim, it can't take the hundred of orkz we have under our command now.

Send some wounded lads back to the outpost to get patched up and make sure Grotlikka brings your tanks, fighters and dok get back here as soon as they can.

It's time to face the Tau blueling wusses. How long is it until they arrive? Go with the plan from earlier. Check what direction the wind is blowing and position the majority of the ork forces upwind. Then set all the nasty grease and rubbish you can find on fire so you can charge the blueskins under a black, choking smokescreen.

>>8944645
Dis'

rolled 11 = 11

Battlewaggon lootable? with out previous form of transport dead having an upgrade or 2 on hand wouldn't be bad, specially with tau on the way.

>>8944768
I bet it's the same 1 nodfag who keeps reposting this "banner" over and over in every thread.

>>8944768
Agree here, thou the one without the ork with animu shades.

The roars continue for a long time before you join your 'ard boyz and the rest of your clan. It seems that the majority of useful supplies have already been loaded into the fleet of vehicles, but at your insistence everything even vaguely portable is strapped on the sides and backs of the karts and wagons and buggies and warbikez. It takes time, precious little that you have, but it is done eventually, and in spurts and starts the convoy moves out from the base.

You, atop the same battlewagon as before, are at the front of the convoy as you head back to your new base.

Thankfully, there is no sign of the blue gitz.

>>8944797
No way. If we can't fit all the Boyz, we'll make the place BIGGA. I don't wanna stick around in this dump, where both the Old Warboss and the Tau know about.

We'll go back to our base and make it riot proppa

>>8944816
*no sign of them as you leave.

>>8944797
the new base will expand with the looted ork town, think of it as our castle keep and an ork town will build around it then add more walls around the new town

Nothing significant happens on the way back to base, and when you arrive back you are greeted much as expected - "ARGH GOD WE'Z GETTING ATTTAKCED...oh wait datz Da Boss! What da zog happened?" etc.

Good time to give you a rundown of the immense force you have brought with you, perhaps. Will type it up and put it in another post in a sec.

rolled 2 = 2

We need even bigga stuff to fight the blue gitz, send some boys back to base and have our mekboy turn them into killacans using some of our new bitz

As soon as we get back, tell them to start building defenses, because we ain't got time for nothin else. We get back we build walls, we get everything ready.

Get them excited about this turning into the most orky fortress ever seen, a testament to Gork and Mork, and of course US.

>>8944917

Ork Fortress?

>>8944931
BUILDAN'
FIGHTAN'
KUNNAN'
BRUTALAN'
ORKAN'

FUCK YEA ORK FORTRESS!

>>8944768
>>8944814

To be fair, I only posted it twice. But since it's not received well, I'll stop. No worries.

>>8944814
This one? I find it silly, but charming.

Vehicles
2 battlefortress (turns out I meant you were riding one of these, not a wagon)
4 battlewagons
3 wartrakk
6 warbikes
9 wartrukks
1 deff dread

Squads
1 skarboyz
3 tankbustas
8 slugga boyz
6 shoota boyz
2 burna boyz
1 storm boyz

Useful Gitz
6 mekboyz
120 gretchin
30 attack squigs
20 juicy squigs

Other Loot
Gear to make a decent generator.

[Haven't bothered to figure out just how many boyz that is or if they would fit in the vehicles. If i've made a ridiculous miscalculation consider it adjusted]

>>8945110
At least the banner has refference to us. Also our bionik ass seems to be important to us, since it operates our mega armor.

We needz ta make sum reinforzmunts!

@op
these are about
1 skarboyz 1-20
3 tankbustas 25-45
8 slugga boyz 80-240
6 shoota boyz 60-180
2 burna boyz 10-30
1 storm boyz 5-20

>>8945188
Get the Boyz ta WERK! And get all the stuff ready to go. We need ta be ready ta fight anyone wut comes here after us! An sides dat we need to get ready to go back out and kick some Arse! Otherwise we'll be mucking about.

>>8945188

Holy shit, we'ze got a proppa WAAGH! on our klaws. Roit, letz get da base all big and shooty. We'ze gonna need bigga barracks, a bigga squigpen and wit' all dese mekboyz around we'ze gonna need a nois big generata.

>>8945230
I really should have the codex at hand, heh. Those numbers are pitiful. Have another 120 shoota boyz, 20 skarboyz and 200 gretchin

And my personal advice OP, is that we decide what we wanna do real quick, and then get a few boyz on it, and then timeskip, or go back out.

Quests always lag at base building. They are always best our adventuring or in this case fitan and winnan.

rolled 27 = 27

Get the digga and the bulldoza going to fill the landscape around the base with traps, orky trenches dat can't be used against us and holes we can hide gretchin and ork ambushes in!

Also send out some warbikes to find out where the enemy is and 'ow long it'll take them to get 'ere.

>>8945315
Do we have any map of the surroundings of our base? In order to plan GRAND ORKY ESTRATEGIEZ!

Once your Waaagh sees the pitifully undersized base they now call home enthusiasm drops somewhat, but you and Grotlikka's krumpings soon get them in line. You assign work to almost everyone, the major tasks being:

1. Prepare trench and tunnel system
2. Set up a proper generator
3. Expand existing barracks and build new ones
4. Extend squigpen. A lot.

Needless to say, many boyz will be piled up in the depot until the tasks are completed. However, the immense labor force available to you means that these daunting tasks take surprisingly little time - within a few days.

Your base is still undersized for the population, but piling up in the depot and battle fortresses is good enough for your boyz to snooze in for now.

There are now heavy dust storms, however, and scouting will be next to impossible. The scouting party sent out before you left for camp has yet to come back.

What do?

>>8945591
have doc look at our wounds

>>8945547

We know that the blue gits are heading in from the north, so place the bulk of our defenses in that orientation. The Orknids were also encountered north, so that should delay the blue gits' advance.

If possible, let's start working on establishing air power. Once the other tasks are complete, get everyone set on building an airfield and the Meks on Fighta-Bommas.

rolled 89 = 89

Do we have any idea of where the enemy is? This dust storm is the perfek time to attack!

Can we set up an ambush in the canyon where the nuns ambushed us before? Something to bloody the blue noses.

the nids are also out there, hopefully they weaken the tau.

>>8945591
Bring our craftiest boyz wif us ta find dem gits wot ain't come back yet.

>See Dok
The Dok seems concerned when he examines you, for a variety of reasons. Chief among them is the fact that you've brought over all the Orkz he tried to escape from, and secondly because a significant portion of your skull has been powdered. It will take awhile to heal, and during that time any more bullets - or maybe even a good thump - could mash your brains. It looks like you could be ready for a second bionik part - or possibly just a helmet.

>Prepare air defenses
Gutwort is the most experienced mekboy you have and has never built a fighta-bomma before. However, he seems delighted to be given the opportunity. "Hurhur, and if dat dont werk I can get make deff koptas fer sure!"

Preparing an airfield will be a little harder in the dust storm, but the gretchen are in no position to argue. They get to work.

>Where the enemy is
>Setting up an ambush
>Finding gits wot ain't come back
Imperial Forces to the south, Tau to the North. Heavy dust storms will make it impossible to find anything, but fortunately it will be difficult to find you, too.

Options are time skipping some more or choosing more base buildan projects. You have enough scrap left for several more buildings.

Fucking Bionik Skull time bitches! See if we can get Bolters attached to the side of our Bionik skull so we can shoot things just by looking at them hard.

get gutwort or some other mek to make us a bionik skull implant

also make sure all the other orks and grots know that the grot only answer to us alone (grot also answer to doc but non of the boys know that)

>>8945893

Like Yarrick, but more Orky? DO WANT.

>>8945835
WE NEEDZ MORE BIONIKS! MAKE DAT GROT GUTWORT FASHUN US A PROPPA BIONIK SKULL. WE'ZE BE BOSS TOOFSUM BAKHAKKA METAL'EAD.

Also, have the gretchin and a few other boyz get to work building places to sleep, then time-skip to a more combat-'eavy part of this awesome quest.

>>8945893
IT'Z ZOGGIN BOOTIFUL!

>>8945893
have a zapp gun or a plasma gun from the humie armory put there instead

yarrick wont be the only one who can kill just by looking

Make more towers with long-range shootas or rokkit launchaz. We'll need those for base defense.

Also, tunnelz outside our base for surprise attacks and ambushes. We're gonna go all 'nam on their asses and would prove particularely useful against Tau and 'humies who are widely known to suck in a roit fight!

Maybe some 'asplosive traps along the way, specially at choke-points facing north and south.

Emplaced long range lobbaz or atillery? Maybe even a Zzap Gun?

Expand the workshop, paint it red and make Gretchen production lines so as to have fastier production of vehicles and all that jazz.

Make a Big Banna'.

minefield. Tell da boyz wutz good wit 'splodey bitz ta bury sum bombz dat'll splode when stomped on around da north area, but not ta go so far out dat dey'z cant see da base.

dat'll give us sum warnin dat da blue gitz 'ave found us, 'n make fer a nize show whenz dey do!

Okay so we've had issues with what our banner is.

Well, since the mark of the Goffs is a bull's head, and we're getting a cyborknetic skull implant, what about a half-metal bull's head with BAKHAKKA'S BAD BOYZ or something similar written on it.

>>8946031
I second this

>Bionik Skull
Fashioned expertly by dutiful Gutwort, the bionik skullplate integrates you further into your armor by a mess of wires. While working on the implant he also fixed up your mega armor some more - you now have mega boosters and more agile limbs.

>Barracks
Like out of control nanomachines if they were green instead of grey, the Gretchin seem ridiculously quick in their construction efforts. The original three buildings holding 20 each are expanded into 6 multi-storey, interconnected barracks that extended several storeys above and below ground.

>Defenses
The tunnels are quite extensive already, and now linked up directly to the barracks. This should make night-attacks against you much less efficient.

There are more than enough weapon to improve the towers. Replacements are made for the two destroyed autocannons and addition twin-linked heavy shootas are placed along the walls.

It seems that your boyz took it for a given that you wanted a minefield. They have already been littered outside

>Production
With the generator constructed (mostly underground to prevent damage in case of a siege), serious mek work can be done. The imperial supply depot is converted into a mek workshop with the rooms on the upper levels inhabited by the mekboyz grot assistants. Expanding it is largely unnecessary for now - it is quite massive.

>>8946124
Seriously, attach weapons to the sides of our Bionik Skull.

>>8946199
Roll for it

>>8946124

Now we ken get sum real nois gubbins in der makin'. Get some of da Slugga Boyz outfitted fer 'Ard Armor, and get some Zzzap gunz rollin' out.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8946199

>>8946208
Fund it. If possible, upgrade most of our dakka so that it is more accurate, more hurty and more choppy!!!

Zzap gunz go go go!
Twin-link anti-aircraft shootas go go go!
'ard armor for da' biggest boyz go go go!

>>8946252
Man, this gotta be a hax. You're doing 1d1 right? Just to fuck us up?

>>8946252

Oh Gork, we'ze gonna zoggin' die.

rolled 81 = 81

>>8946206

>>8946124
>>8946124
oi oi oi, we gotz a drill? we needz a drill fer krumpan an diggan fer loot, AND MAKE IT SHOOT SUM LASER DAKKA OUTTA ET

rolled 21 = 21

>>8946199
GUN TO HEAD GO GO GO!!! WE MUST PUSH LITTLE DAKKA!

rolled 90 = 90

>>8946252
OP IS GOING TO PUT A SPARE BIONIK ASS ON OUR HED.

>>8946252
Seriously? How many ones are people gona roll in this part of the quest alone.

rolled 75 = 75

Rollan to make up for 1 magnet

>>8946252
THIS ROLL 'ERE DIDN'T 'APPEN! IF ANY OF YOUZ GROTLIKAN' HUMIE LOVERZ SAYZ DIFFER'NT I'LL KRUMP YOUZ ROIGHT PROPPA!

>Weaponry
'eavy armor isn't hard to wrangle up - afterall, there is still plenty of power armor left to bash out some ceramite plates, plus a good deal of flak in the armory. The mekboyz promise it soon for da 'ardest boyz.

>Defense
Anti-aircraft guns are difficult, but doable. Gutwort says that three platforms can be rigged up relatively easily. He seems stumped by the zzap gun problem though and mutters something about needing more time.

>Head-mounted guns
Not only does it fail to be controlled by your thoughts, but when taken off to be examined by a mekboy, the komplicated device explodes spontaneously, killing him. 5 left, plus Gutwort.

rolled 73 = 73

>>8946422
Tell GUTWORT TA TRY. And Get DOK OK in 'ere too. If we can't make it part a da bioniks, make it a 'elmet that hooks up to da bioniks!

AND MAKE IT WERK DIS TIME!

>>8946422
il be right back i need to go out side and scream my head off...

>>8946422
This result hurts our grand strategic objectives but saves our iron ass.

So all in all FFFFFFFUUUU----

rolled 49 = 49

YOU GITZ NEED TA STOP ROLLAN WITOUT SAYIN NUFFIN. YA GOTTA WAAAGGHH WHEN YA DOES IT.

>>8946422
op we lost one guy allready.....come on

>Head-mounted guns
With Gutwort's talents the project is slightly more succesful, but not in the way you wanted. Gutwort rightly points out that shootas mounted on your head would not only deafen you, but also shake up your brains worse than being in a killa kan rolled down a mountain. Instead, he mounts one on your shoulder and tries to keep the wiring as unexposed as possible.

>>8946483
Err, why?

>>8946545
Tell that to Mr "I Only Roll 1s".

>>8946577
wait so is he alive? or still dead?)

rolled 56 = 56

>>8946577
They blew up out skull, but we still gotz our tusks from that Squigoth roit? Can we put em on a 'elmet or maybe on the shoudlers o' our armour bits?

>>8946609
You had 6 mekboys, plus Gutwort. It was one of the non-named mekboys that died.

>>8946652
oh i thought he died XD sorry

>>8946545
Meh, I'd rather have not even got the shoulder one instead of forcing attempts until we don't roll 1s.

If you don't take rolls into account then no point in making em, but they add to the fun and distinguish the quest from simple writefaging.

>>8946623
The tusks are longer than you are tall, and thicker than your leg. Impossible to mount on your armor without being cut down in size. It's your call whether you do that or mount them on a vehicle/building.

Let's get our armour fixed up all the way, an' den see what our scouts got ta say, I wanna kill some humies or blue boyz.

>>8946704
Stick dem tusks on one of our trukk... fort... fingz. Dat'll look proppa orky, it will!

>>8946671
My thoughts as well, but I did think that having a more skilled mek available would warrant one more chance. You guys have had some bad luck this thread afterall.

Come to think of it, we shoulda had a burna implanted with our bionik arse.

Round up the remaining meks, have them throw together a few trukks for da boyz. And take one of the battlefortresses for ourselves, and make it ded killy.

>>8946750
Bad luck =/= no fun.

Without the loss of our skull / driver /tg/ wouldn't have been as enraged as it was and you're ability to turn 'oh crap we've just lost our driver and badass trophy' into 'fuck year, You stand over them and cackle sadistically. You lift a boot and stomp - repeatedly, methodically, powerfully~ etc~' is a testament to your ability.

I only hope this quest doesn't turn out like most and take a rapid dive downhill as the OP struggles for content / PC becomes overpowered and boring.

>>8946760
NO NO NO WE LOST ONE MEK TODAY!

>>8946879

What kind of big shaved bear that hates people are you? We've got 5 mekboyz and Gutwort left, not to mention plenty of grot assistants. If you're so worried about the *ahem* welfare of our Orkz, have one of the grots put it on/take it off.

>>8946846
Hush. We wanted to try again, and he gave us just a little something extra. To tell us no, when we clearly own the camp and the underlings and supplies would of been meta gaming.

Its not like we asked for a take it backsie.

PUT TUSKS ON GIANT WAR-WAGON THING. GET BOYZ IN WAGON. GO LOOKIN FOR A FITE AND LOOTIN.

YOUZ ALL MUCKIN ABOUT.

>>8946921
we don't want our ass to blow up

>>8946979

You are the most cowardly Heavy I've seen. It's only an arse, not like we needs it fer fightin'.

>Vehicles
There seem to enough vehicles to transport da boyz at the moment. Your meks pointed out that with the fighta-bomma project underway, there is precious little scrap left. More will have to be stolen, bought or mined.

Fixing up the already impressive battle fortress should take little effort though. They mount the squiggoth tusks on it, and plenty of lucky blue glyphs on it. You should give it a name, to emphasise its signifiance as your personal war machine.

>>8946846
I was quite surprised at how well that bit went down, really. Like with the Commissar fight a few threads ago, it seems that boss battles reveal that there are more lurkers than I had imagined.

I was also concerned with the possibility of the quest gettng boring with sudden surges in power. However, it's worth pointing out that Toofsum's forces are around 1000 greenskins, plus a couple dozen vehicles. There is clearly a planetary war going on, however, so the humans and Tau are not going to too threatened yet.

>>8947042

Ter 'onor da Boy Druzka, we'ze gonna name it after 'is namesake, da Speedy Gorkzales!

>>8947042
'datz a good un. Let's make sure it has plenty of Dakka and Rokkits.

OH and lets check on our bro Grotlikka.

>>8947091
Dis lad haz da rioght plan

Roit, now letz toimskip till just before da blue gits arrive. Mebbe by dat toim da scoutin' boyz will be back wit' da intel-- intlu-- wotever it is dey found!

It seems that you have set your horde to work as best you can for now. With the vicious sandstorms destroying visibility and any hope for searching for a good fight, you instead seek out your second-in-command, Grotlikka, to catch up on things.

Where you found him was supervising some deeper tunnel exacations underneath the barracks. Well, it wasn't you finding him so much as the Grot you sent scurrying off to look for him. But he soon met you inside the barracks-proper. You ask him if he has anything to report.

He cackles, bearing jagged, brown teeth.

"Wot can I say Boss? Deze new boyz iz makin fings go much quicker, but derez always fightan wiv da ones dat joined us early on. obs a good 'un though, wot you did at da camp. Dem Nobz was dead unorky to be runnin' away. I mean...turns out we did run away in da anyway...but wez gonna have anuvver go! Dem Nobz wozint gonna try at all..."

There is a silent pause. He scratches his head in thought.

"Fanks for not killin' me like da uvver choppa boyz - on dat first day. Was gooda ya, Boss."

>>8947369
Tell em it was cuz he looked like a ded usefull git. And We wuz roit 'e WAS ded useful.

Let's send em to the Mek Boys and have em give him some good armor and dakka.

>>8947369
S'NO PROLLUM, GROTLIKKA. YOU'ZE A ROIGHT AN' PROPPA ORK, YOU IZ. WIF YOU AT ME SOIDE, WE'ZE CAN KRUMP DA 'UMIES AN' BLUE GITS, AN' LEAD DA BIGGEST WAAAAAAAAGH DIS PLANET 'AS EVAH SEE'D!

>>8947091
>>8947223

see
>>8943748
half a thread ago

You tell Grotlikka that it was 'cos you needed a useful git, and he looked like a klever wun at least. He grins. You tell him to shuttit if he ever wants to be in charge of the Nobz eventually. It feels like there is a bootiful future of Waaaghing ahead of you yet.

---

Okey dokey. I'm done for the night as far as the quest goes, but will stick around for awhile to hear any comments/complaints/suggestions.

>>8947369
Well if dat wraps up da bizznizz fer today, how'ze bout we settle in fer well-desurved rest?

>>8947589
Good quest OP. You are an exemplary questfag.

Your pacing is fine. Down-time spent upgrading our orky fort is well-balanced with some stompin' and krumpin'.

>>8947589
Well it's almost 6am, so I'm glad to have hung around for the end.

Thanks once again for an interesting night.

>>8947496

Datz a ded borin' name, somethin' a borin' 'umie would come up wit'. Oi sez we namez it da Speedy Gorkzales!

Wonderful quest thus far, OP, looking forward to next time.

Thanks guys. Always good to know I'm not outstaying my welcome - I know how much quest hate there is lately.

Have archived this on supTG so I guess I will head to bed now. Email is in field if you want to make any suggestions or complain about something.