After battling your way off an uncharted world, you returned to the lawless city of New Jerusalem to collect your horde of treasure - treasure stolen from High Lord Bryston Spruesworth, nephew of the Emperor and ruler of this sector.

There you met and befriended Endman of Futuron, an adventurer without fear. With his aid you bought the loyalty of Azimuth of the Ice Men and the space knight Rom, and liberated your treasure once more.

FUCK

Rescuing the beautiful Officer Clarke of the Space Police from certain death, you discovered that a second, illegal bounty has been placed on your head and that most - if not all - of the Space Police have fallen under High Lord Spruesworth's influence.

YES!

Fleeing to the hellish swamp-world of Oasis in search of allies, you found a thousand miners being taxed into poverty by High Lord Spruesworth and willing to fight, on the condition that they be properly armored.

With New Jerusalem too dangerous to return to, you made the desperate decision to enter Blacktron space in search of equipment to aid in your war against Spruesworth.

The miners, desperate for aid on any front, provided you with a bargaining chip: three huge slabs of blockonium, the substance at the core of starship engines.

Now you have returned to the clandestine asteroid base where you once fled to recoup and replace your lost hand, to prepare for your breach into Blacktron space.

I missed you last night, OP.

Never leave me again. Ever.

A new Lego Quest thread? Magnificent.

Installing a turret on the Viper for Bennie was a simple matter.

Equipment check:

Your burners
Three slabs of blockonium, with a street value of roughly a quarter-million credits
Hodge's ultracannon
One cask of priceless treasure (slightly less than before)

We need to upgrade out guns. I recommend a clear red piece.

...Officer Clarke's stock, non-Space Police suit...

SUP BITCHES ENJOY YOUR DEAD

...and of course, an antimatter warhead.

We should consider selling some of the treasure for replacement equipment or, possibly, another ship to help us should we get into trouble well in Blacktron space. I don't think selling the blockonium would be wise, considering we could run into a situation where we need fuel.

The asteroid base can strip the official markings from Clarke's ship if you would like.


What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 1 = 1

Let's go flirt with Officer Clarke before we leave.

>>8907899
Blockonium isn't fuel; it's a conductor.

Starship engines require a brick of blockonium to work, but the blockonium isn't consumed.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8907937
Ah, I see. Then let's go sell two of the slabs, and see what we can buy in return.

>>8907912
Would it be better if his/her ship was stripped of markings, or might we need that semi-official look for something in future?

>>8907978
I say we strip it. We don't know much about Blacktron space, and it's possible they hate Space Police with a passion.

>>8907994
or maybe they just love them

>>8908007
True, but it's more likely that they hate an authority than they love an authority. Of course, I am tempting fate here.

>>8907994
>>8907978
If this is anything like the Legos I remember, Space Police hunt Blacktron. They may be less receptive (relatively speaking) to police ships.

>>8907957
This place doesn't have much beyond a medical clinic and a low-end repair bay.


>>8907921
Ahahahaha

Just like always :P

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8780479
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8785707
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8808646
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8827697
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8845731
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8868254

Past threads. Most recent one talks about Blacktrons.

>>8908035
A medical clinic? Is it possible that we could purchase any medical goods should worse come to worse?

>>8908068
Yes.

We should hold onto the blockonium - I think it's our best chance to get the blacktrons to negotiate....well, that and the warhead. What kind of armament does Clarke's ship have?

>>8908068
I'm not sure we need to spend anything more on this place. The gem we already traded them is already valuable enough to get a reasonable amount of service or material from them, if it's available.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8908121
Maaagnificient! Let's purchase the first aid kit, but we'll haggle a little. Rolling in the spirit of consumer adventures!

>>8908029
Let's think a little ahead here.

Let's look beyond the immediate.

Does having Clark's ship stripped of markings benefit us more in the long run then leaving the markings on?

I say leave them on. Once this ordeal with Blocktron is done, we can use his/her ship to hassle civilians.

>>8908187
I suppose, but can we really just leave the ship docked here? It's a life or death kind of thing.

Clarke's ship has a pair of immobile medium laser cannons.

The bay worker offers a suggestion:

"We could just replace the panels and keep the other ones here if ya want."

>>8908237
Good thing the workers are smarter than us. Let's definitely do that.

>>8908260
Agreed.

"We can switch the windows out if ya want... but this is what we got in stock."

>>8908321
Nah. Let's stick with the original.

just how destructive is that warhead? is it a ship to ship type weapon or is it more of a city melter?

>>8908321
Lime green? At least we'll be unique compared to the other vessels.

>>8908321
hmm... keep the old windows
say we looted a spacepolice convoy if anyone asks

change the emblems though

>>8908348
looks to be a few kilograms of antimatter at least
so it's a city glasser

>>8908390
I have some dastardly plans forming in my head, then. But let's continue for now.

"Not bad, huh?"


>>8908348
It is a weapon of mass destruction.

Alright, now that that's all taken care of, should we leave now, or take care of any unfinished business?

>>8908437
Unfinished business shouldn't be left unfinished for long...

>>8908321
>tinted windows are illegal on regis prime.jpg

WHOOPS. Looks like we're gonna get a ticket.

>>8908437
We need to procure an OTC. An Orange Transparent Chainsaw.... Our adventure is incomplete without one.

Endman is ever-willing to help:

"I will load the supplies, Spaceman, with the aid of your robot."

>>8908519
>>8908519
They are ornge translucent chainsaws. Transparent would imply they are clear.

"Spaceman..."

"I never thanked you for saving me back there. I'd be dead if it weren't for you."

"I thought you were a criminal, but you're the only person I know who might be able to bring down Spruesworth."

"So..."

...


What will you do, Spaceman?

>>8908668
Morrigan Approves.

+10 Relationship points.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8908675
Lean in for a kiss.

>>8908712
Should have called on the spirit of adventure. Oh well, maybe she'll think the awkward kiss is cute?

>>8908712
lol Critical Failure.

You lean in for a kiss. And accidentally on purpose shoot her in the heart with your phaser. She dies, instantly.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8908712
curses!
maybe i can help

rolled 3 = 3

Reach up and gently take her helmet off

rolled 5 = 5

>>8908712
Rerolling for you, even if something comical will likely interfere.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8908675
sweep her off her feet, since we're an epic hero

rolled 4 = 4

>>8908738
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


We are doomed to only our left hand forever.

terrible just terrible

rolled 9 = 9

For the spirit of bedroom adventure?

rolled 5 = 5

FOR JUSTICE!!! FOR FUTRON!!!! FOR EPIC ROMANCE!!!!!!!

rolled 11 = 11

for a steamy cockpit if you know what i mean

>>8908792
Best roll so far.

Go with this one.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8908675
Gotta play it cool, guys. Make her want it.
Witty yet tasteful double entendre.

>>8908675
this might be our only chance - I've heard that once you go Blacktron, you never go back(tron)

>>8908859
>>8908877
I forsee lolz incoming

"Ho, Spaceman!"

"Your robot is installed, and the ships are refueled! If we make for Blacktron space, let us not tarry to our fate!"

>>8908859
>>8908877
I sense buttsecks.

>>8908898
I didn't know getting cockblocked was on the critical failures chart.

>>8908898
GODDAMMIT ENDMAN NOW IS NOT THE TIME.

>>8908898
"Endman, your timing is impeccable, I believe officer Clarke was trying to seduce me. As a gentleman and a spaceman, I must be the one doing the seducing. To BLACKTRON!"

rolled 6 = 6

roll for threesome

>>8908898
Disappointed, we clear our throat loudly, awkwardly shuffling to the ship.

>>8908898

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rolled 12 = 12

>>8908898
good timing endman i believe OFFICER clarke was about to demand i put more than just my hands up (raised eyebrow)

>>8908921
>>8908921
>>8908921
>>8908921
>>8908921

rolled 3 = 3

>>8908898
"Ah...ahem"

Shuffle awkwardly but endearingly and glance away from Clarke.

"Righto then. To BLACKTRON!"

So who's snapping down where, and which ship are the cask and/or blockonium in?

And now that Bennie's a turretbot and there's a third seat free in the Viper, how many ships are you taking into Blacktron space?

>>8909083
we should either go in a single ship, or send endman in clarke's ship so we can get some alone time with the lovely lady

rolled 6 = 6

>>8909083
I'd say the extra guns outweigh the chance of getting separated. Us and Endman in the Viper, Clarke in the stub fighter.

>>8909127
I like the idea of being alone with Ms. Clarke, but she probably has more experience with her ship, so we should send her alone, and develop our bromance with Endman in the Viper.

>>8909141
yeah, plus we explain cockblocking to him and how he can avoid it in the future

>>8909192
Sounds ace.

You ascend into the sky, through the hazy collection of dust clinging to the asteroid's tiny gravity and out into the open blackness.

The asteroid base lies at the very edge of Blacktron space, and crossing the border is an Imperial crime, but with two bounties on your head the police are the least of your worries.

Roll a d12, please.

>>8909251
There is no way I am rolling this, since I got the critical failure earlier. Someone else try their luck.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8909251

rolled 9 = 9

>>8909251
for the spirit of asteroid dodging

rolled 1 = 1

>>8909251
FOR ADVENTUUUUURE!

rolled 7 = 7

>>8909251
Ohboyohboy

rolled 11 = 11

BY THE POWER OF GREY-BRICK

>>8909292
>>8909292
fuck.

You drift across the border without incident, save that your ship can no longer access any standard Imperial frequencies.

Cut off from contact with the outside universe, your scanners pick up a very slight emission at long range.

>>8909366
doesn't matter, we got two 9s, one 7, and one 11. we'll make it.

>>8909377
Let's get a closer look at the emission.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8909377
Scan that sucker!

>>8909398
>>8909403

You're less than a kilometer away and you still can't tell what it is.

Clarke radios you on the ship-to-ship (which thankfully still works):

"Spaceman, I can't tell what it is either."

>>8909459
We'll get closer, and reassure our comrades that this endeavor will be a success. Even then, order them to have weapons at the ready.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8909459
Power up weapon systems and fly in. Casual.

>>8909459
Get closer.

Tell Turret Bot to be EXTRA alertful.

>>8909556
This is bad, isn't it?

Let's try and grab his body, assuming we have the tech to do that, and see if there's any data or anything we can find on it.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8909556
Maybe he's just faking it.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8909594
Yeah he's totally faking it, lets send him a message.

>>8909556
Ask him if he is ok, if he responds shoot him, if he doesn't shoot him anyway.

>>8909556
unless it looks like he might have something valuable, I can't see any reason to retrieve the body. I assume the emission we detected was some sort of distress beacon

"I don't have a crane in this thing, but..."

"...I can go out in the rocket pack and get it if you want me to."

rolled 7 = 7

>>8909689
Clarke is gonna get fucking eaten. Send Endman.

He's a bro, but she's got the pussy.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8909703
Agreed.

>>8909703
Send Clarke. He needs to prove her badassitude anyway. Let's face it, if she's not badass, she might explode from the sheer awesome of Futuron dick in her.

Which would just be unfortunate.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8909703
We could just float up to it and have the robot grab it.

>>8909757
brilliant.

Well?

rolled 11 = 11

>>8909775
Hey, I'm the one asking questions here, you shut up!

Faithful Bennie reaches out his clamp and grasps the corpse, pulling it toward the Viper.

What will you have your robot do, Spaceman?

>>8909842

Anally penetrate it.

rolled 3 = 3

Robot. Have the robot grab it.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8909842
Rifle through the pockets for loose change.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8909757
THIS! Clearly something out there is dangerous! That's what robots are for!

>>8909842
Determine possible cause of death outside of vacuum exposure. Also check for booby traps. No telling exactly how deep Blacktron treachery may lie.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8909842
Have Bennie check for anything significant on the body that wouldn't normally be there. Scarring from weapons, a tracker, a beacon, and whatever could be causing the emission.

>>8909842
Ask him if he is ok, if he responds shoot it, if not, shoot it anyway to make sure he isn't faking.

Then scan for space based plastic eating bacteria.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8909842
Loot!

rolled 1 = 1

>>8909842
Full body scan

>>8909842
>>8909883
Seconded

>>8909855
>>8909874

Bennie tries to manipulate the corpse's suit, but his clamps are unsuited to the task and he releases the body!

Every second you spend in Blacktron space puts you more in danger. The system you seek is less than a day away.

What will you do, Spaceman?

>>8907738
>>8907792

This is the best thread I have ever seen on 4chan. Blacktron space for the fucking win.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8909937
Damn. Maybe we should send Endman or Clarke out after all.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8909937
Have Endman take the helm and prepare for depressurization.

If you want something done right...

Bennie transmits his apologies for losing the body.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8910009
"Don't sweat it, little buddy. Endman, take the wheel. I'm going out."

rolled 4 = 4

>>8910009
Hey Bennie, throw the body into the cops freezer cell thing..

That way we can view the body later safely and give the poor bastard a proper burial at least.

Oh thank god, I was getting the DTs. What'd I mi--
>>8908712
>>8907921
Oh well, at least we're consistent.

rolled 4 = 4

Official Spaceman and Clarke love theme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L05mrF1my4

"Hup!"

You leap off the Viper's hull and fly straight at the corpse!

The body is in your hands, and you begin to check it over...

...a transcoder.

It looks fairly old... maybe two decades.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8910058
We should still toss him in the deepfreeze.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8910089
Well this is a task for Bennie. Robots do best with this kind of technology, right?

rolled 4 = 4

>>8910089
We'll take it, and make it quickly back to our ship. We can investigate the transcoder further from inside the safety of the Viper.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8910101
>binary post ending
>critical on the check

I'd say yes, based on that.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8910101
Maybe he can make up for his clumsy looting technique.

>>8910089
Take it back to the ship and get moving. Search the transcoder for any data or horrific last minute journal entries while we fly.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8910110
Rolling just in case it's necessary.

>>8910101

Once you return to the Viper, it's a simple matter to wire the transcoder into your ship's computer and allow Bennie to look at it.

He informs you that, among several mundane points, the transcoder contains an access code for a specific door into the Imperial city on Regis Prime.

>>8910168
Whoops, forgot to mention it's a military transcoder.

>>8910168
We'll have to change our windows before going to Regis Prime.

"NO TILTED WINDOWS IN REGIS PRIME".

rolled 1 = 1

>>8910168
Well that can be useful.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8910168
Fortune smiles upon us! But let us not tarry, and be on our way!

For adventure! For Futuron!

rolled 12 = 12

>>8910168
BACK DOOR FUCK YEAH!

Arright, let's power back up and head further into Blacktron space

>>8910168
This should help us backdoor in the Imperial city while the miners attack head on, but we still need to get some equipment for them. Let's press on.

rolled 4 = 4

Maybe we should take part of the body, or at least the poor guy's helmet or something. And give it a proper burial on some place with soil? No one deserves to float unremembered in space all alone.

>>8910216
>>8910216
I like this idea a bunch.

>>8910216
It's probably for the best.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8910216
Seconded.

Take the helmet, fold his arms neatly, and let him drift away.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8910243
We have a cryochamber.
It can work for dead body storage.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8910258
Good thinking chap

Your entry into the system goes unchallenged. As you drift past the sullen gas giants, your only companion is the hiss of the dead radio and the blackness of space around you.

The single terrestrial planet looms ahead, casting its wan reflected light up at you.

"This is it..." Clarke radios you on the ship-to-ship.

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 1 = 1

>>8910258
But the question is, do we WANT a dead imperial in our meat locker?

I say keep the helmet and let him freeze dry with some dignity.

Burial at sea predates starships.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8910299
Time to get their attention, perhaps a display of awesome space-flight skills will do the trick!

>>8910309
You are buffeted by some debris, but manage to wobble back into your trajectory.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8910299
We should try and fly in under the radar. If we can land undetected we'll have an advantage.

And we DEFINITELY need a way to pierce Blacktron cloaking technology.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8910308
Now that I think about it. Yes we do want a dead imperial in our meatlocker, his suit can be used as a disguise.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8910325
Fine.

Keep the stiff, fly in under the radar is my vote.

It doesn't look like a very inviting place... but at least your transcoder says the atmosphere is breathable.

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 9 = 9

>>8910299
Assure her we'll be fine and then onward to adventure. Let's try to keep a low profile till we land at least!

rolled 2 = 2

>>8910299
Land. Act normal. Nothing to see here, we're fine, how are you?

rolled 5 = 5

>>8910378
We must make a giant glass graffiti in the sand dunes that says "Spaceman was here" with our burner.

rolled 11 = 11

Yell "HEY ANY BLACKTRONS WANNA HAVE A POW-WOW!?"

Or something cliche but charming like
"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!"

rolled 11 = 11

>>8910378
Scan for a settlement or any signs of technology.

Also: don't listen to fucktards who are gonna get us killed by Blacktrons.

You guys don't understand.

THEY'RE FUCKING BLACKTRONS.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8910378
I think we should all hold hands.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8910417
They may be Blacktrons, but we are SPACEMAN!

Let's bury the dead guy and give him a proper headstone.

Unable to resist your desire to stir the waters of adventure, you call out a Futuron boast to the empty air.

>>8910465
(ffff)
Please roll a d12.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8910473
ohshitohshitohshit

rolled 4 = 4

>>8910479
Indeed.

>>8910479
This is not good. This is very not good.

>>8910479

goodnight sweet prince.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8910465

rolled 9 = 9

>>8910465
We are so fucked.

By Blacktrons.

Clarke interrupts your revelry.

"Spaceman-"

W͎̹̳̖̮ͤ̓ͮͪ͛ͅĥ̝͓̹̬͕̫̣͈̒̆̌ͯ͗̈ͭ̏y͎̐̒̾̿͌̒ ̳͎̟̯͇̈ͯ̑h͓͇͈͍͔̊ͦͪ̄͆a̪̜̎ͬ̒̈̍ͥͩ̓͋v͈͖̫̖̬̦̙̈̃͋͊ͫe͍̮̝͓̓̔̚ ̳̱̼͕̳̳̹͖̀͒ͫ̾͂̍ỳ̮̣ͦͪ̂̒̎̆ͦͬo͈̤͚͚̣̬ͣͬͦͨ̓͂̓̄ͅǘ̬̹̓́̾ͦ̾̉
̼ ͚̞̟̆̊ͪͮ͗ĉ̯͉͇̩̞̩̗̮̹̓̃ͪ͌o̫͉̰̤̲͍͎̜̭͑̇ͥͩṃ̺̖̦̠̌͐̂̎e͂̑̇̀
̗̗̾̿̊ ͉̬͖͚̪̯̎̑ͨ̆̃̏͋ẖ̥̳̰͐͗ͭ̉̊̂͒ͦ̄ͅe͙̯̦̳͕͍͎͎̲̓̉̇ͩ̔ͮ̏́r̗͙͛̃̉
̰e͙͇͉̺̦̞̣̿̿̉ͤͅ,̪̖͔̫͉̊̇̒̐̊̚ͅ ̭͕̹͕̫̥̹ͣͭ͊ͭ̄̋̑ͅS̜̫̹͙̘̥̠ͫͥ̅͊̅ͮͣp̹̹ͣ͂̂ͫ̓̀a̙̰̮̼̎ͥ̌͋̃cͣ͆
̖͙ͦ̓̇ͮ̍̒̓e̲̝̯ͦͪ͒͊̋̍́͋̏m̪̭̦̼̹̳̀a̙͍̫̟̒ͨn̰̝̎̊́ ̗͓͓͎̇̋o̺̩̝͎͎ͦ́͂̀͐̽f͔̩̟̤̎̑̑͋ ̟̭̫̱̞̞ͫͩͬ̽̓̂F̖̉͂̉̂̿̿̇͒̏u̘̤͈̪̗̱ͦͯ̍̇͌̏t̖̤̬̲̩̒ͬ̌̓̿̃ṵͥͣ
̤̞̟͚̮̱ͅr̤͈͎̹͎͑͆ͪ́͛̂ͧ̚o̱̳͖͇̬̯͔ͥ́̈́ͅn̗͓͐ͅ?̠͍̼̂ͨ̎ͬͤͯ͊̏̚

rolled 4 = 4

>>8910588
JUST AS PLANNED.
say "Hello! I was told you guys were some real cool dudes and wanted to see so first hand."

>>8910599

rolled 11 = 11

>>8910599
"For ADVENTURE!"
"Also for loot, weapons, armors, spaceship upgrades and things like that to help us take out High Lord Bryston Spruesworth, cause he is kind of a dick."

>>8910599
"Because we have a common enemy."

>>8910599
BLACKTRON WEED

>>8910627
>>8910647
I vote one or both of these!

rolled 7 = 7

>>8910599
If you know my name, perhaps you know why I've come?

>>8910627


Y̠͙̣̦̅̔̇ͥͅo͌ͬ̀̈ͬ͋ü̹̇̿̇̓̚ ̜̣̠̥͎̯͓p͚͎̙̱̯͛͆̑ͯ̉̑o͖̺̼̗̰̩̤ͪ͐͐́̃͒̚s̜̠̻͎͓͆̈̊ͪ̓͊s͖̣ͥ̆̊
͍̤͙e͚̥̩͋͌s̭̤̮̜ͥͤ̉s͇͚̭̮̮̞̭̈́͒̈̇̐̿ ̪̩̗̏t͍̠͈̲̩̻̍́́w̦̲̬̓̊̀̎̍ͭͅo͙̮̫ͫ̂͊̔́́ͅ
̞̯̤̮̃͌̑ͯċ̗̳̎ͬͯa̩̲̮͙̓̿̊s̹̠̻ͭ̈̐͒k̦͎͖̼̩̦͊̌̒ͮ̉s̏͌̔͐ͭ̆̌ ̥̺̳̱͔̜̗̍͛̉o̺̞͙̝͕ͅf͙͙̳̯̳͑̓́ͮ̆̚ ͚̝͈̄̎̾I̭̭̺̾̎̄̀̐m͕̻͕̫͔̼̉ͪ̓ͧ͂̾p̥̼͚͋͂ͮ͑ͩ͋e̼͍̠̩̲͊͊̈́r̮͆̋ͩͅ
i̤̰̹ă̺̺̈ͨ͆ͅl͕̪̭̠̍ͬ̈́̉̓ͯ
̩͓ͦ́ͤtr̹̩ͮ̎͗̈́̔ē̺̫͈͙̥͙̥ã̙̙̙̦̙̥s̟͉̤̐͂̃ͩ̑̈́̀u͎̝̲̱ͭͮ̍̃rͣ̍
͓̗͔͓̤̊̂̑̃͋e̺̼̜̭̭̠̓͐̇̉ͬ́ͅ.̱ͬ͐

rolled 6 = 6

AAAAAH!

IT'S ZALGO!

H͙̱͚̞͐͢͡E͔̥̙̰̳͕͙̞͂̊͆̇̀͛̀͟͞ ̏ͪ͒̽҉̟̥̞̲́ͅC̬̼̙̯̤ͧ̃̒̓̎̽ͨͅO̽ͬ̔͐̽͗̾͏̱́͠M̠͙ͥ̑̒ͥ͢͡É̯S͋ͨ̋
̵͔̱̦̻̜ͩ͝!̜̺̯̒ͮ̿̆
̲̺̻̈́͋̆͝
̸̶̠̗̙̩̥͈̆̎̏͑͒̑H͕̜̘̣̜ͧ̓ͣ͆͌ͤ̏ͤ̑E͊҉̲͇̮̞̙̤̲ ̟̬̹ͨ̂̿̽̇ͨ͒ͥ̔́́F̟̦̞͇̭̳ͫ̑ͩ̃͒̇Ũ̟̼͉̺̝̟͓̬̖̐ͬ̔̐Ć̛̥͚̫ͦ̓ͅK
̛̟̞͙̜̲͆̌ͥ̂ͫ̓ͭI̻̹̞͙ͪ̂͌̇͘͜N̵̩̼̉̑ͥͩ̓ͩĢ̡̛͓̮͗́̽ͥ̚ ̢̧̦̾̆̍͐C̢̝̮̖͚̬̿ͨ̓͜ͅO̵͕̳̜̲̱̣͓̐̋͐O͌͋͆҉̜̦͙̟̦̬O͐̃ͩ̀̿̚͏̢͘
̙͉O̪̺̠͕̗̫͌͑̋̈́͆ͭ̿̈́O͎̹ͯ̏͜͝Ó̢͓̲̥ͧͩͥ͢͜M̢̨̳̺̼͓̿ͧ̃͒͜Ê̢̂̋͑
̩̲̣̻́Ş͎̫̩͇̰̦ͦ̽̆͞!͛ͣ̋̎̐̊̅ͯ͏̻̲͔͈̭͎

rolled 7 = 7

>>8910683
Yes, of course. Two...

>>8910683
Okay, let's just be honest.
"We came because we want a new, larger ship, and the weapons and tech that could be used to take care of a certain Imperial who's been a thorn in our side. To make the galaxy a better place of course as well."

rolled 2 = 2

>>8910683
Well. It is rather hard to kill someone with a ruby when they have their burner pointed at your face from 20 meters away.

>>8910719
>>8910714


Y̆ͩͥ̎̿o̩͓̩̼̾̈́̚ͅu̮̜̼̟̺̒͛̌ ͌ͣ̋ͮͯǎ̰̪͙̩̰̅̒̿̚ͅrͭ͋͊ͬe͎̩̱̝͕̦ͯͭ͗ͤͣ͆ͩ ̬̞̞ͤͫ͗͛̾ͬͬs͊p͛̒ͭ͐ͥ̍eȃ͇̑͊̅̉̽̃k̯̼̪i̹̼n̩̩͕ͤͮg̝̲͈ͤ̆ͥ̃ͅ
̩̲͕̱ͭͬͬ̆ͥ̽̚ô̜̺̫͙͕̋ͩ̓ͮ͑f͚̞̙ͩͥ̊̈́ͯ̂̎ ̯̻̭̊̑̓ͮa̩̙͉̓ͩ͊̓̇̾n̳̬͇͕̩̣̆ͫ̾̊͂̓̓
͉̭͈͓̝ͅā̫̂ͭs͔͕̍̐̐͊̌͛̈ͅs͔͍͒̿̄̽͒a̤͎̣͎͕̥ͭs̳͚͇s̙̝̫ͬ̈̊̃̏̊ͅ
͎͖i͙̰͇̗͙̲̇̐̈͗ͯn̆̑͆ǎ̯̼͚͕̝̟̎̿ͦ͂̈̔ț̰̯͚̞̼̃̃̓ͥ̾̚i̥̱͇ͯͤͩo
ͫ̅̅̏n̟̗̰͔ͩͪ̆̍̊ͭ̆.̲̯̼̠̦̫̘ͤ̊͗ͩ


Please roll a d12.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8910775
"Maybe! Or maybe we just figure out a way to get him out of power. That sort of thing. Either way. Two boxes of gems don't do much if we can't spend them anyplace. Thats something I need to fix!"

rolled 6 = 6

>>8910775
"In so many words, yes."

rolled 11 = 11

>>8910775
We are speaking of JUSTICE.

i guess.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8910775
Well technically he doesn't have to die if he just gives up and hands over his collection of hats.

Y̮̔o̝͕̤̖̫̫͛͊͋̈u̞̺̻̾r̽̎ͧ͂͊ ̆͗̍s̮͛̑͑̆h͕̹̗͐ͮͥ̐͆ͦị̜̘ͪ̏ͫ̂̍p͎̺̰͙̭̓ͅ ̠̇̈ͯ̚c͎͐̇͗ỏͧ̎͋n͔͚̪̱͈̺t̖̲̝͔͚̏́̃̎a͔̺ͥͤ͛̽i̜̼n̞͖̔̋͐̐ͫͅsͥ͆
̳̳̱̲͍̽̓͂͛̔
̠ͯ͋̓̄͒b̟̗̉̍l̦͖͐͆ͨ͒ȏ̳̗̘ͧ̔̆̑͊c̮͙ͮ̓͋͆̅k̆ȏ̗̞̯̱̼̲̭͆̈͋̓ͬñ
͎̹͉̻̩̬͔i͎̫͎͒̎͋͋ͤ̈uͮ̐̆ͪͣ̈́m̘͈̲̔̈́̉̏ͥͭ͂.̗̦͌́̌ͤͧ͂
̙̦̥̦̫͆ͣͅW̯ͪ͗̎̿ͨē̤̦̼̻͊̍̀̄ ̻w̯͖̉ͦ̉í͓̹̏l̩̲͂̐ͮl͍̆ ̟̟ͣ̽t͉̘̳͎̆̓͋̊a̖͈̪͉̓̅ͮk͖̗̟͍͕̹̊̅͋e̤͈̬ͬ ̞̄͑́̿t̻̏h̩̥̗̞͎͋̊̾̓̍̋a̘͙͉̜̩̺͔͂͊̽ͫ̄ͧͦt̰̱ͫ̊ͮͧ̎̈ͥ
̥̳̬͔̪͎̪̄ͣͭ̆̉ͣ̚a̼̩ͨs̝̗̩̹̠̳̳͐ͮ̊ͫͥ̓̎ ̰̗̋̊ͮͦ̾̓̅w̱̰̭̹̹̓̄̊̐ͨ̎ͤe̟̊̓ͬͪ̒l̪̝̯͍̓͒ͮ̍ͭ̾̚l̠̥̦̺̖͚̽͑ͭ.̒
͇̫̤͔̞ͣ́͛̍ͭ
What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 4 = 4

>>8910842
Well my ship also contains one badass battle-ready robot with an ultracannon and a anti-mater warhead. Perhaps you should be a bit more willing to trade?

>>8910842
Kindly ask him to qualify the word "take," specifically whether or not this will entail barter for goods/services. If not, we've got a problem.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8910842
Wait! If you help us, we can help you.

We can get you hats...

>>8910860
Bennie doesn't seem to be responding to your signal.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8910895
Bennie, I swear if the dead guy saves the day I am taking your hat.

Well?

What will it be, Spaceman?

rolled 1 = 1

>>8910952
Reassert the value of getting hats for the Blacktron.

>>8910952
OPEN FIRE!

>>8910964

Goddamnit TG.

>>8910964

rolled 7 = 7

>>8910952
Point gun at your own head.
Say
"Nobody moves or the Spaceman gets it!"

Hell, it worked in blazing saddles.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8910980
Diplomacy - "we need to fuck up High Lord Bryston Spuresworth, we'll give you blocktanium and you'll give us some good tech".

rolled 1 = 1

>>8910980
A hat, you know a thing that you put on your head.

Here, let me get you an example from my ship.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8910980
...You know, it's important to have... panache... when you're out in deep space.

W͆eͩͭ̑ ͂̾̈ͩŵ͒ͮ͊̎i̎͗̓̍͛l̔́̃ͥ̒͂̓l̃͐ͯͯ̆ ̉t̋ͧͮ͐̃ͭ̋aͣ̏k̅̀ͤ̊ͭ͒̐e̓ͯ̐ͦ̆ͨ̅ ͬ̓ỹ̒̒̍ͧͭou̎ͧͦ̊̈r̓̌
͛̿ͧ͐̾̒b̆̓loͮckͮ̋̑͗̇͋ȯͣ̅nͨ̑iuḿͤ̌̓̿̇̓ ̊͐̉ͩaͤ̐̋̏ͭ̅̚n̚d̓ͣͬ g̃ͫͧ̅ͯ̊̄iͪv̿ͦ̍ͯ͋ͣe̒͆ͣ
̀̔̿̍ͧ͋̒yͤ͆ͯoͮ͗u̅̏ͣ͗͌ͩ ͊͑ͤ͒ͫ̏tͤh̆ḯͪ̈́̓̿̏sͧ̅͑.̔̓͐̒͂ͥ̈́
̓͂̒̑̚̚
Ĩn͐ r̃̈́̃ͧ̂̂eͫ͌ͬẗ́̃̈́̂u͂͛̑rn ͫ̈ỹͥo̽͗ͫû͊ ͣ̀͗ͬ̋͛̂ẅ́̀̿͌iͨl̿̒l
at͐̈̾̓t̔ͣ̃eͮ̓ͥmͧpͥ͋̓̄̄̄̏tͣ͐̅ t̋ͦ̊͂ͦͪoͦ ̎a̓̿̍̚s̊s͋ȃs̐̅s̅ͨ͒͐ͩi͆͋ͥ̋̄n̏a̋ͨtͧ̅ͥ̈̒̓̀e͒͛
͂̉ͨ̐̑̐Hī͊̽͐ͫg̎̅ͤhͦ̆̏̽ͣ̿ͤ ̿ͨͬ̂͐̅͑L͒ͤͫ͌̓or͌̑ͧͦ̌͛ͫd̂̄̇ͨ S̾̉̉̌ͭͯ̉p̄̈̇͆͐̍̓rͦ͌uͦ̎ͧ́̾͂ͤẽ̐̔͊̓s̿͒͛̐ͫ͆̅w̔̅̈́͐ͯ̓̇oͫr̒̃ͥ
ͫ͐͒ͥth͛̾.ͨ͐

>>8911048
"What is this, and what are the chances you won't give me a cryptic answer?"

>>8911048
2 questions for our new friend.

What the fuck is it?

Is it stolen?

rolled 10 = 10

>>8911048
What is it and what do I do with it?

>>8911060

I͌t̃͂̆ ̄ͬ͗̔̽̂ͭḯ̍s̆̑̾ ̍a͛͛̔̃͛ ͮ̉͌̔ͭ̇̆sͨ̾͌hͫ̌̑̍̇aͮ͑͋̅d̃̉o̎̈̾̊ͬw̓̇ͩ̃ ͂ͤ̈̎̔̂ͧf̉ͯ̔̿̈ͪiͥͩ̋e̿́ͫ̌͗l̍̈́ͤͥͩͥ̏d̄̿̀́
̏ͯͨ̓ͤgeͭͧ̔ͬǹē̏͋̉͋̈ra̔̀ͭͧ̋̓͋t̓ͥ͊oͨ̽͐̎r̃̍̅̂ͮ̀̀ ́ͤ̄fͬöͦͨr̿ ͗ͨa̓́ͤ ̌
ͩ̃̌s͂maͨl̊̆ͪ͋͂͑l͌̇̄̓̚ ̓ͧ̀͗̌̊ŝͣͣͧ̔̍̚h̉̿̃̒iͣ̾p͛ͯ.́̏ͤ͐ͦ͑͑

rolled 9 = 9

>>8911048
Uh, any chance that will help us kill him?

rolled 8 = 8

>>8911084
Very well, but we can't do this alone. There are people willing to help us, but we need proper arms and armor for them.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8911084
How big is a small ship?

>>8911096
T͒͋h̽ͦ̓a̎̊͛̑̿tͪ̒ͧ̽͑́̚ ̍̓ͯ̇̚i͋͊ͤͯs̿ ͦn̍ͥo̚ṫ̀͐ ͬ̂͒͛́̈́o̐u͗r̊
͊͌͐cͤͩͩͤͩ̚o͋n͒͆c̊̉̔ͣěr͛͐n̈́ͣ̑͗.̓͑͌̄ͣ ̍̿ͫYo͑ͧͫͪͫͮǘ̒͋ ͛̓ͭ͌w͆̈ͯ̆̽í̽l͊̉͋̅̔ͩͬlͭͬͧͨͯ̋ ͬ̋̋ͭ̒ͫ͊ä̇t́́̎t̒ě̉͑͗̒̇̾m̎̅͂̓̍̑͌p͊̿̆͋͌ͧ̚t̂ͩͪ̉͒
͒̉̈ͭ̐͂t̏ͫ̒͊̊ͣo̔̾̎ ͆aͬs̓̉ͭ͂̋s̓̅͋͐a̒͐̉ͩ̈̈́s̑͂̇̂̅sǐͪͬnͩ̿ͧ͛a͑̈͑̓͆tͨ̌e̋͆̓ ́H̓ͯ̉͊iͬ̿̂̎ͥgh͑ͭ̆ Lͭ̌̈̉̈́o̅̓̅̀̉͌r̈̏͛̇ͧd̓͑
S̄̽p͒̀̂̈́́ͦ̒rͫűͤ̇ͭ̿̎e͐͆ͧ͊̍̚swͨͮo̍̔͂r̅ͨ̚tͧ̉̿h.ͥ


>>8911098
I͂̽͐̅ͣ̅̾t̎ ͫ̔ͭ͆ͯw̌̏ͦ͛̽i͒̈lͯ̏̀̐̚l ̏͆͛ͭ̓ͤ̄f͊̉̈́͆͂̾unͭ̚ĉͤ̃ͤtio͑̈̾͆͋̐n͆̎̔ͨ́̀̿ ỏ̅ͪͦ͊̐ň̒̂͐
̂ͥ̈́ͣe̋̿i͋̈́̑̚tͣͫͨͯ͊h͗e͗ͨr̎ͮ̈͐̓ͨ ̐ͫ̉͑ͭͦoͯ͂̆̄ͬ̄f̅̆ͣ͒̓͂ ͫ̈y̾̐ōͬ̚ǔ̿̍̍ͮr͋̌ ̀͐sͧhi̿̓ͤͪ̃pͥ̿̅s͂̃ͥ͋.̀̃̚

rolled 6 = 6

>>8911133
But nothing bigger?

rolled 5 = 5

>>8911133
Extend a hand.

"Shake on it?"

>>8911143
T͛h͋̈́͋̍̓̓aͣtͯͧ̉̿ i̋ͭ̈́̎̾̊sͧ ͐̋͛̍͗̿̌c̿͒̉̒oͬ̔̎̑ͩ̂r͆ͦ̿̀̆r̐͆ȇͬͩ̾c̓̊̊t̃͊̽͐̎.̽͆̉̌ͨ̅̎

̇ͨͧ͑ͫ̚T͑́̎́h͑̄e ͌b̽ͤ̀ͤͨl̊́̋͊͂ͥȯ͆ckaͪ̊͛ͯ̄ͮn̽̂ͪͤǐ͌͗̿u͂m̈ͮ̾̐ͧ̐ͯ ͐̽͌̾hͩa͆̌̿̿ͥͩͩśͮ͂͒ͤ ͛̽͋ͦ̚b͑e͋̉ͭ͐ͥ̾e͑̆̐̈̀n
͊̑̄ͨ̅̇r͆͐e͆ͩ̈̑̏ͥm̎̍̐o̅̂̏̓̌ve͊͋d͂͑̑̇̑ͨ f͋ͦro̾m͊̾ͪ ̔ͥỳ̅̇ͨͤͪo̍u̇̿̉̎͒r̊
̀ͣ̒̑͌̃̎s͂̽̈ͩh̋̇ͦͫ̅iͧ͋̿ͬ̚p͐̍̑̀̈́.

̓̀̊̆ͧI͒̇̿ͩͮ͆ ́͂̅ͯw͒̉̇͐ͦ̅̽i͂ͥ͋̓ll̐̃ ̂ͨͪnͤ̋o̅͐̈t̎ ͐͌ͪ̅̂̈́̋ōͪͣf͗̄̓͂̌f͆e͆r̎ͦ ̆̈́̈́ͨ̃́t͋hͩͯ̓̏ͮiͤ͊ͮ̐͛sͨ ͥ̌͋̚
̓̌̑̏a̋̀̽͒̈́g̈̂͋̏̏ͤ̌ai͌n͌̊.͌͗̽̂̑͂ͮ

rolled 7 = 7

>>8911170
All right then.

rolled 5 = 5

That is a crappy trade. You should throw in your hat.

>>8911161

As you extend your hand the Blacktron pushes the device into your grip. The reflection above the box's flat black surface seems to flow.

rolled 3 = 3

I knew we should have raided that imperial ship.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8911212
It's eating our soul isn't it?

rolled 12 = 12

>>8911212
If you don't mind me asking, what is your stake in this?
We want to get rid of Spruesworth due to imperial oppression, as I'm sure you already know, but will we just switch imperial oppression for blacktron oppression?
... and would we even notice?

rolled 3 = 3

>>8911265
Time to go take Bennies hat.

Damn useless robot, totally choked in the clutch.

CHOO CHOO

Blacktrons have no time for hats.

Next time will be more silly.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8911283
No worries, we'll be sure to get extra hats for them anyway. They need them, whether they know it or not, and it's our duty to provide such a vital service.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8911277
>>8911305

oh for the love of...
NOW we roll high. . .
*grumblegrumblegrumble*

rolled 5 = 5

>>8911283
The bastards took our blocktonium and priceless treasure and our antimater warhead.

Jerks.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8911316
Maybe Blacktron tech helps them alter probability as well.

Actually...

They didn't take the warhead or the treasure cask.

Just the blockanium.

And now I really need to go to bed because it's damn late.

Goodnight, /tg/.

Awesome quest is awesome. Stay classy Lego Quest.