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Roll for anal circumference?

>>8907248

Im thinking to created an 1000 point Sons of Korhal army im thinking about:

1x Arcturus Mengsk with upgraded power hungry.

4x Siege Tanks with siege mode

12x Marines with stimpacks and U-238 shells.

6x Firebats with stimpacks and improved splash.

4x Vultures with ion thrusters .

12x spider mines.


I think I might cut the firebats for extra vultures aganist protoss lists, these space bikers lists are fun to play but I'm afraid people would call me a powergaming faggot.

YOU SHUT YOUR LYING MOUTH.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, AND NEVER OPEN IT AGAIN.

Oh man this could be pretty damn awesome
though a bit concerned about them suddenly making Starcraft 2 look all faggy and cartoony

>>8907323

drop some marines and buy some scanner sweeps, they really improve your siege tank effectiveness

or alternatively, you could drop your siege tanks and buy extra marines, gunline terran armies are the tourneyfags choice for games nowadays

Did anyone hear that GW is moving HQ from England to Korea?

>>8907323

Yeah, those guys are douches though.

The Fluff completely supports formations of Vultures.

Fucking world of warhammer armor not covering females, GW really sold out lore with this, especially with this new tau expansion. I mean, come on, tau crashing into the Eastern Fringe and joining the Imperium? Fucking retcons everywhere.

Atleast this PvP gear looks awesome on my character, just got my epic cyclic ion blasters, they are so fucking awesome in 2v2 playing with a space marine librarian though khorne berserker/grey knight teams always got us. Playing those fuckign grey knights takes no skill.

>>8907386

they sold out

I'm fucking sick of NID RUSH KEKEKE XD in multiplayer

FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS THE LICH KING HAS SAT, ENCASED IN ICE UPON THE FROZEN THRONE. HE IS THE CORPSE-GOD OF THE SCOURGE, MASTER OF THE UNDEAD BY THE WILL OF THE GODS.

>>8907425

Next patch though they're nerfing GKs force weapons along with that Warlord Titan exploit.

>>8907444

Actually, I want this.

>>8907445

Thang god, I hated so much when they went berserker rage/ psychic inquisition on me, my librarian teammate simply couldnt keep me up and their damned armor absorbed all of my high-wounding fire

I'm running a six zergling setup, by the time my opponent opens a cheetos, pops a coke, starts opening his boxes and putting up minis mine are already at the capture points

>>8907468
>>8907445
>>8907425

keep this world of warhammer shit out of here, go to /v/ faggots

>>8907323

Your Marines are the only things that can hit fliers. A Zerg list with Mutalisks or god forbid Guardians will tear your shit up in like 3 turns. I know most zerg players at the game shops just spend all their points on zerglings or hydralisks, but sooner or later somebody's going to notice how OP guardians are.

I know Goliaths are expensive and they're a pain in the ass to paint, but man they're worth it

>>8907468
ffffffffuck grey knights, those facerolling scrubs made me stop pvping on my 1ksons sorc.

>>8907507

Dude, you were able to paint yours?

I couldn't even get it put together. God dammit pinning it is taking forever.

And don't get me started on those fucking legs.

>>8907323
750 points List, Mar Sara militia:
1x Raynor in Power Armor
16x Marines w/ Stims
8x Firebats w/Stims
4x Vultures
2x Sensor Sweeps

In a defence scenario, replace the Vultures and Sensor Sweeps with U-238 shells for the Marines and a few Bunkers, with the remainder going into at least one Rocket Tower.

So yeah, it's fucking space rednecks getting their shotguns because some strnagers are making a ruckus in town.

>>8907507

isnt goliaths are only good in 1500 point games? they only work well in groups and it seems like overkill to bring one or two to a 1000 point game, even with charon boosters

Tolkein ripped off the norse mythology. He is not an original source.

>>8907323

>Arcturus Mengsk
>Upgraded Power Hungry
>No Ghosts
>No Nuclear Silo

>>8907489

Its funny because is true

>>8907534

>Bunkers

Protoss players why cry over it, they always want me to count bunkers as terrain.

Guys, I heard Blizzard is coming out with a Starhammer MMO.

It'll probably be shit, like the last one. But I'm willing to give it a shot... I need a break from leveling my Nurgle Plague Lord - as much as I love the bonus HP and Armor, the reduced movement speed drives me nuts!

rolled 2 = 2

>>8907516
This is why a good Techpriest is vital. Gotta keep them wounds off somehow.

Icon-staff ftw I just got my new one from that quest. Looks totally badass even if it's too tall for my toon. pict related.

>>8907489

You sir, are the reason I only play scenario games anymore.

>>8907546

He would earn his point back by goading the enemy to attack him, while I could set up my siege tanks properly.

He has insanely high saves, I think this is the only part when the game follows Blue Librarys fluff correctly.

>>8907531

Thats because the legs don't fit right at the knee joint. Fucking bliz and their cheap ass plastic.

I cut apart a 2 liter soda cap and made a ghetto washer. Makes the knees bulge just a little, but at least now it'll fucking stand up straight.

>>8907516

>sorcerer

>cant kite grey knights


scrub detected

>>8907583

You specced your Techpriest for Biologos?

Good god man, are you some kinda sadist? Sure you gain some faction points with Imperium factions, but your higher tier AdMech faction points suffer for it.

Not to mention the Ecclesiarchy faction will always hate your guts. No matter what you do.

>this thread

>>8907612
It's a spare I keep around to help my friends feel useful. They all specced straight combats and they're like 'how i mine medipack :B'

My main is actually a Electropriest. Yeah, I have shit ranged, but I fucking shit lightning and got some awesome Litany of whatever buffs.

It's really satisfying.

>>8907567

Bunkers are perfectly rule-legal in defense scenarios, especially when I play the fucking backwater militia. For fucks sake, I don't even get all the cool high-tech goodies. Faggots like that deserve Wraith-cloak-cheesing to get told. Buy the few Marines that are mandatory. Buy a few sensor sweeps. Everything else goes into cloaked Wraits. Have the Wraits swarm and shred his detector (most Protoss armies won't bring two Observers in anything but a megabattle) and then put up a trollface while you rape his entire army while he can't do shit. Just make sure you target Templars first.

Meh, nothing like watching a Protoss player with a Berserker-heavy army trying to storm a Bunker full oif Firebats. Well, except Zerg noobs trying to swarm it with 'Lings. Oh god, the carnage.

>>8907612
>Implying the Ecclesiarchy faction loot hasn't been utter shit for the last three patches.

It's so frustrating, I keep wasting monies on switching talents between terminator and assault, I mean i love the head on nature of my terminator, but I love how much damage I do when I go assault. Plus tanking in HFL (Hive Fleet Leviathan) gets boring after awhile. I just don't want to level up another marine in order to have both.

Anyone here seen the new t6 marine armors? i mean come on, what a joke GeeDub.

The new Marauders really kick ass, but I must admit I prefer the old Firebats because of their lore and looks.

>>8907583

We did 3v3 with a techpriest, though he was putting 4/5 points on electoos, it was fucking worthless and his servitor pet was focus fired down every time he spawned it. I wonder if Blizzard remembers Electro-priests anymore.

Genetor healing is just too slow, plague marines were interrupting him all the time.

We are doing it with a necroncleave team right now, melee necron lords are awesome.

>>8907654

Dude.

My main is a Princeps. I've done shit tons of Ecclesiarchy missions and despite my affiliation with the AdMech, all the hard work was worth it.

Three Words:
Sanctified Turbo Laser.

Pre Heresy Loot for the win.

>>8907656

That helmet is ridiculous, I always got it turned off on my Ultramarine sergeant. I feel conned, techmarine and chaplain sets look so awesome.

Atleast I'm not forced to heal as a chaplain all the time

Man, I stopped playing Warcraft 40k way back before Burning Waaaaaaaagh. They nerfed Flash Gits so bad I didn't even want to sign in any more. I mean, its not like we weren't already getting raped in PVP by Commissars, Pain Boyz, AND Fire Warriors.

>>8907690

You see the new relic power fist that drops off Magnus? Stats on that are soo wicked. Plus the graphic is sick.

>>8907671
It all depends on what you're up against.

Genetor healing is slow, but you can't cancel it, and I don't know who you were rolling with, but they should have Drugs: Stimm. Stimm is fucking magical bullshit. I hope gw never notices how fucking great it is when you've got a Medicae-Harness slapping bonuses all over that shit. Playing a Biologic is all about preventing the damage and basically making you into Angry Marines rather than USE: MEDPAK: ON: TEAMMATE.

Their actual healing is pretty shit, though.

>>8907679
Imperial loot is pretty nice too. I can craft all the shit I can't buy anymore on my healbot anyway.

>>8907665
Apples and Grapes? Seriously, both units are completely differrent. The Marauders are good against medium and heavy armor. The Firebats are freakin lunatics that get stimmed, charged into enemy infantry masses and get their one round of glorious BBQ before dying. Well, that or they sit in a bunker or trench and compel enemy infantry to NOT go that way.

>>8907656
>still running HFL
lol, scrub

Not that I'm doing much in TW but getting benched for hardmode Nightbringer attempts. So much for buffing sorcerer dps to be on par with librarians, huh GW?

>>8907679

Enjoy grinding off your ass for rep.

Plus fucking inquisitor GMs may ban you for no reason.

Just look at Cypher, he is grinding rep for the last 10k years and he isnt even neutral yet.

So when is Blizzard gonna update the dark templar codex huh? Seriously it's be over two editions now, and I'm sick of this shit. I think we have enough of this Terranwanking for a while now. 5 Codexes is enough Blizzard.

>>8907534

Yes... yes that's an excellent and valid strategy there with your no siege tanks and your no battle cruisers. You should definitely use that army against me, preferably in a tournament with money on the line, where I CERTAINLY won't tentacle rape you to death with like 2 sunken colonies.

>>8907693

>AND Fire Warriors

FFFFFFFFFFFF those fuckers were always rolling on my bolters saying "its fire warrior loot lol"

>>8907739
Needs moar zerg.

>>8907755
Bolters? I've seen a firetard roll on a goddamn powerfist. WTF.

>>8907726

Its not so bad really, all those Imperium players asking for fire support on Armageddon.

What would make me happy is if they knew to keep those god damn chaos terminators and hard boyz away from my feet.

I'm specced for fire support and anti Titan/ Super heavy.

It wouldn't be so bad if the rest of my Legio were on, but you know how it is.

>>8907739

I heard even the Umojan Protectorate is getting a new codex before them.

And now this new United Earth Directorate faction?

Also, whats this bullshit about all marines acknowledging Raynor as their spiritual liege?

>>8907755

They think they're so great with their drones and stealthsuits. EZ mode is more like it.

>>8907781
ahhaha what

At least Techpriests got an excuse to take one for enhancement. Shiiit, what's he gonna do with it, put it over his mantle?

>>8907795
What Legio do you run with?

I go with Destructor- the anti-ork bonuses are sweet and the Legio-specific robe looks great.

Any of you saw the video about that retarded force commander video? I think he was in the guild blood ravens. They are sitting before an imperial guard encampment before the baneblade boss(that level is fucking full with them) buffing up and shit and then he just goes LETS DO THIS, LEEEEROOOY JEEEENKIINS and running in, he pulled like 600 guardsmen and wiped half of his guild.

>>8907800

Cant quest near fucking eastern fringes as a non-power armor wearer, fucking stealthsuits ganking everyhere.

A lot of people drop the points on taking a HQ like Tassadar and put him in a Carrier, but I think it's a waste with the new Terran codex, now that everyone's taking Charons. You're better off using a minimum HQ and maxing out on the heavy supports, like you used to play back in second edition.

2000 point 'Toss

HQ:
-High Templar
Psionic Storm
Khaydarin Amulet
3x Zealot
Dedicated Shuttle

Elites:
- Zeratul (So OP)
- Observer
- Arbiter
Stasis Field
Recall

Troops:
-2x Zealot Team with leg speed
-3x Dragoon Squad with range

Fast Attack:
3x Corsair Flight, all with D-Webs

Heavy Support:
3x Reavers with High Capacity, Scarab Damage, Dedicated Shuttle

Total: 1998 points.

Make spread your 'lots to cover your 'goons, take your scout move with the 'sairs, and move 12" and spam those D-Web pie plates every turn so you don't get shot up, and don't forget that Zeratul can assault 12" on the turn you place him and gets 3 attacks, not two, due to the new rules.

>>8907840
It's got nothing on that Norn Queen wipe video.

MANY RIPPERS, LEFT SIDE and all that.

>>8907748
It's the fucking Militia List. Battlecruisers? LOL, not even in the list. No Ghosts, no aircraft beyond transports and uncloaked Wraiths, many upgrades are simply not there etc. Fuck, even Siege tanks are ridiculously pricy.

Cheaper Marines and Firebats, free Vulture upgrades and dirt cheap sensor sweeps are the lifeblood of militia lists. That, and digging in like it's fucking WWI.

WIth two sunks at 750 points, I can stay back, shoot the paltry rest of your army to bits if it tries closing and end the game with a draw or slight victory. Or, if I'm feeling lucky, stimm everyone and do a Banzai Charge. With that much firepower, even a sunk goes down pretty well.

>>8907796

Calling it now. The UED is going to be yet another fucking confederacy recolor with like 3 new heroes and MAYBE 2 units.

But at least you guys GET heroes. There hasn't been a new cerebrate in so god damn long. They put out Kerrigan, give her a bunch of abilities, half of which were stolen whole cloth from Tassadar, and that's it. For YEARS. I want to go back to using a proper cerebrate!

Feels bad man :(

>>8907840
>>8907862

I lagughed harder then I should.

>>8907832

Legio Proxima

We took the offshoot from Legio Invictus and ran with it. The Tech bonuses to repairs are MUCH needed now that they upped the cost for repair and refit.

Plus the bonuses for dealing with Imperial factions and the neutral rating you get from the Ecclesiarchy means we wont be facing Inquisitorial sanction any time soon when we put AdMech interests above that new fangled CALL TO CRUSADE that happens every month.

BAM!

>>8907855

Zeratul and Zealots with leg speed?

Man, you must like making people cry hahaha.

>>8907807

Since last patch techpriests can dual wield powerfists now but with a speed bonus. finally, an underused hybid will be overpowered too!

>>8907897
I don't think I've seen their robe. What colors are they?

I like the grey with the red on Destructors; matches the Rigellan respirator I picked up.

Also: I swear to the Omnissiah if I have to deal with another squigpack being kited all the way into town I'm going to vomit. Fucking fast moving assholes are a pain in the ass to target with Luminem Strike.

>>8907862

heh, it was master-crafted

>ITS A FUCKING FIFTY SKULLS MINUS

>>8907862

IRL I laughed so hard.

I feel for you guys about your Legio/guild My chapter Master has no idea how to spread around wargear, his damn gf gets whatever she wants, while the guys who showed up so we could learn papa nurgle's avatar get nothing at all.

I need a new chapter. Anybody who plays on Fenris need a decently geared Assault Marine?

>>8907948
Dark Blue and Bronze, with a Dark Red lining.

As for squigs... theres a reason I play Princeps and basically just sit in my Titan, all my attacks are AoE.

Though I do on occasion like to do raids sans Titan, the two combat Skitarii they give you once your reach Princeps are sweet.

>Fenris

I think I've figured out your problem...

>>8907977
Man, we could use a good Marine, but the bossman only wants in ones who'll take the Techpriest advance. He's even more fixated on the fluff than I am, and I am a fag for the shit.

That, and we're on Accitran.

>>8907855
>>8907534
>>8907323
Why am I not surprised that everyone in this thread plays WC40k and no one touches fantasy?

Whatever, I'll just be playing my Scourge army and using actual tactics.

>>8907992
Sounds awesome, but I'd have to go grind out Alloys to recolor my Electoos to match.

Fuck, I love rolling with some good Skitarii. How are those things specced? Are they Praetorian motherfuckers, or joe Tech Guard?

(lol none of my friends rolled Princeps all of the ones we have are too busy fucking around RPing, the faggots)

>>8908002
Hey, at least it's not Macragge.

>>8907878
Man It was so much better back with the Confederacy was still in play. Plop pre-betrayal Duke in a Battlecruiser with a Yamoto and a few wraith bodyguard. That was all kinds of fun. Now It's all just Kerrigans and CARRIER HAS ARRIVED

>>8907977

Do you got both mastercrafted power weapons and chainswords? Its hard to get into guilds without having a set of both.

I heard the new Ciaphas Cain content patch will have some pretty good mastercrafted power weapons from rep.

>>8908009

>scourge army
>actual tactics

"Put four frost wyrms on the table and declare victory" does not constitute tactics.

>>8908009

Yeah, Thrall vs Arthas vs Varian lists are strategy. Though this new Garrosh hero character would ve good for some assault lists.

>>8908009
>implying scourge takes tactics

cool story bro. try playing with a human alliance list and say scourge takes tactics. or, if you really like to hurt yourself, play a pure dwarf human alliance list. you get nothing but worthless gyrocopters, tanks, mortar teams, some crappy infantry, and the slowest faggot of a hero ever

>>8908031

One is a close combat Praetorian the others a Tracked fire support servitor.

The only thing that cheeses me off is I'm always stuck in flak armor outside of a Titan.

Gives me a HUGE bonus to dodge, but still....

At least it makes me appreciate my Warlord more when I'm in it.

>>8908005

How are the scenarios on Accitran? I've been thinking of transferring to another segmentum. I haven't heard whether we stand a chance. It takes an hour in the queue to get into Rynn's world here on Fenris.

I guess I could spec Techpriest. Dualwield powerfists for the win. But I would like to roll on Assault wargear occasionally.

>>8908057
I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for a Burning Legion player who can just fling random minis at the table and still win every time.

Keep believing all the whining you read on the internet, though.

>>8908071

Mountain King is a defensive hero bro, try putting him into the front of a defending gunline. He will slow on a hueg plate and stuns on regular attacks. Also, if you choose him as main hero he'll get magic immunity, that makes archmage/sorceress and Kael'thas list runners cry.

>>8907248
its so sad, some [spoiler]fanboys[/spoiler] people might actually believe this

>>8908089

Burning Legion has never won a tournament. Ever.

then i wouldnt have quit World of Warhammer

>>8907724
Hey, I know they're not nearly as good as Marauders. I just happen to like the idea of a stimmed lunatic (which the marauders are as well it should be noted) with flamethrowers mounted on their arms.

>>8908044

I'm already running so many Valhallan daily missions to up my rep in preparation. That new jumppack is sweet.

>>8908062

>Varian

After years of crying, Alliance players finally got a usable hero.

I remember the time Uther and Turalyon were still HQ choices, there was so much horde ragetears around

>>8908040

Kerrigan is a blatant mary sue hero. Thats it, I said it. They expect every zerg player to choose her and her ludicrously overpriced and barely paintable model.

I want Daggoth and Overmind back.

>>8908040

Kerrigan is a blatant mary sue hero. Thats it, I said it. They expect every zerg player to choose her and her ludicrously overpriced and barely paintable model.

I want Daggoth and Overmind back.

>>8908116

If they distributed the points evenly among the units we wouldn't be having this problem. Fel Reaver is great, but the damn thing leaves room for nothing anything else except faggoty imps. And don't even get me started on Mal'Ganis; that asshole might never die, but he doesn't do shit on the field.

>>8908135
Note that I didn't say that Firebats are worse. They just have a differrent job description. ;)

I'm looking forward to them and the flamer buggies. Gives my light ground army a few nice new toys to play with.

>>8908079
Dual-wield techpriests are awesome... For PvE. Their damage is massive and adding some of the electro-priest short-range AoE makes them murder machines but they're still really squishy. Hybrid tax and all that. Myself, I went with a Khorne Berserker, specced for Dual Chainaxes. I'm not as flexible as a Techpriest might be but I get power armour, my damage is ridiculous, and I can blitz around the battlefield like a goddamn pinball. All the fears and the bloodlust regeneration help with soloing too. I wish that we could tank, too, but that side of our spec is so gimped. I'd just like to actually be able to offtank Cadian Gate, but nope, that looks like Plague Marine only territory.

>>8908183
But DEM TITTAYS

If Blizzard does one thing right, it's cheesecake minis.

Have any of you come across these powergames who abuse the new rules to "stack" their mutalisks with an overlord so that you have to stick 12 wounds on a maxed-out squad of 11 before a single one goes down?

I know it's expensive to spend the points to mix and match all those different armor and glaive wurm upgrades, but they get those 3+ speed saves and regenerate away all the wounds at the end of the turn, so it's completely devastating.

>>8908078
Badass. I might go roll a Princeps. I just hate the early game SO MUCH.

>>8908079
Mostly ORKS ORKS ORKS (there's a reason Destructor's stacked all the Legio bonuses into fucking orks), but there's the occasional fart of Eldar and there's a LOT of Tzeench and a little Slannesh. You know how AdMech falls for that temptation every time.

Accitran itself is a Forge World. I love the architecture in the hives.

Dual Powerfist Techpriests look hilarious. HEY LOOK AT ME AND MY HUGE HANDS YEAHHHH

When they fucking made the change to Kerrigan it totally screwed with the zerg playstyle, and they still haven't compensated! It used to be that you would keep your celebrate in the back and it would pull out all sorts of special bonuses for your zerglings. Your entire list could change depending on your celebrate. Now they expect us to play like some two-bit assault list rather then the tactical style of old, while not revamping the codex!

fucking designers

>>8908207

Personally, I find it a little creepy to sexualize a character that has the word "infested" in her full description. Lurkers? In HER vagina? It's more likely than you think.

>>8908228
wait i thought you could still use cerebrates?

I don't play starhammer, but still.

>>8908207
CLACK IN HELL, CHITINFAG

>>8908200

We always have an Iron Warriors techmarine to tank there, as far as I know we are the only ones on the server Commorragh to try it but it works really, realyl nice in top notch gear. He still uses his legendary Claws of Horus for aggro though.

You had any tries on Stubbs yet? I heard he chainsummons baneblades which needs to be offtanked.

I know it's out of place, but have any of you played that new MMO by Privateer Press? It's a lot more small-group pvp instance based, but the most appealing part is that you don't have to pay a montlhy subscription.

>>8908218

>Dual Powerfist Techpriests look hilarious. HEY LOOK AT ME AND MY HUGE HANDS YEAHHHH

Dual powerfists should've stayed Iron Hands and Angry Marines only but now even Ultramarines are getting it....

>>8908218

Dude, don't get me started.

You get so sick of running fetch quest for your forge worlds Magos, that as soon as you get your first warhound its SOOOO tempting to say fuck it and stomp him into the ground.

It get so much better when you get a Reaver or the higher level Warhounds.

If you see any Pre Heresy Warhound parts on the AdMech Noosphere pick it up, even if it kills your credit.

Rarely, you'll get some lucky guardsmen picking up a piece of pre heresy tech and post it on the Imperium Commercia if so pick it up as well.

I swear, I need just the reactor and I have a full set to make a pre heresy Warhound.

>>8908250

Oh yeah, you can definitely still play a cerebrate.

Unless you actually want to WIN a game. Ever.

Bliz always makes the lastest new hero more powerful than the ones that came before so we'll buy them. It's a phenomenon called Power Creep. Well, no new cerebrates have come out in like 4 years, so what do you think happens against fuckers like Artanis and Stukov?

>>8908250
Nah, they've been advancing the fluff, which is good, but are phasing out dead characters and out of use units, which is bad.

No more Duke or Fenix or Cerebrates or Overmind or Tassadar or Rashagal. Shit sucks man. Some of them are still usable in the sub-lists, but those are getting axed too. Doubt Colonial Militia will be legal for much longer.

>>8908218

Yeah they do look kinda funny, but not as lopsided as just having one. Plus that sweet sweet DPS. I love laying the smackdown on people in PVP "WHO"S LAUGHIN NOW?! FEEL MY MIGHTY GREEN FISTS OF DOOM!"

Sadly only one of my Powerfists is Relic level (Since Assault can only carry one) So I'm laggin behind on the other, it's just a masterwork rep weapon "Fist of Ultramar" Ugh I bought it cause it looks nifty, but I only really upped my Ultramarine rep to get the Terminator armor for when I have to respec and tank.

>>8908291
Yes, yes he does. Our strat involves me spending most of the fight running in circles kiting them, weird but it works.

There's so many rumors going around about Creed that I'm kind of afraid to get to him.

>>8908306

You mean Warmachine Wars? I heard it might kill Warhammer Online in time.

Man, everyone forgets the 'crons. I know we have pretty shitty melee outside of Necron Lords (lol, don't start with me on Pariahs.. poor fucks don't even get the racial bonuses) but Immortals are just so ridiculously powerful it's amazing. I was in a PvP match on the Kronus map and I got jumped by a Space Marine Scout and a Wolf Priest. As you might expect they nuked me in seconds. So I popped WBB and blew them away as they were hopping back in their landspeeder. Fucking hilarious.

>>8908291
What, really? We've always just used Plague Marines to tank. Seem to work okay, plus all their disease DoTs are great for keeping aggro.

Anyway, we haven't reached Stubbs. The Creed mini-boss event keeps fucking us up. It's total bullshit, we enter the area and Baneblades and Titans and shit just keep spawning in from behind rocks and trees.

>>8908343

They seriously need to increase the countdown timer for WBB.

When you guys have a Monolith formation running up it get ridiculous.

>>8908306
It's my experience that you get what you pay for. With no monthly they have no real incentive to add to the game.

Also, small squad PVP may be fun buy I loves me my raids.

>>8908228
>It used to be that you would keep your celebrate in the back and it would pull out all sorts of special bonuses for your zerglings
>keep your celebrate in the back
>celebrate

Serve the Hive
I Control the Groove
Serve the Hive
I Control the way you move

>>8908339
I'm in the beta, it looks fun, but endgame content seems a bit lacking.

Everyone keeps shouting 'WE WANNA PLAY ELVES' on the forums.

But everyone does that eventually.

>>8908335

Some faggots downed him on the server Macragge but inquisitors took away their kill, they used vortex grenades to make him drop his cigar.

I only heard that he doesnt have a fixed heresy list and jumps around between the members of the warband, randomnly spawning adds but that might be glitched though.

>>8908386
Eh, just wait till the Hordes expansion they were talking about. It probably won't hit for a while but there's Legion of Everblight for all your big-titted goth elf needs.

>>8908314
Hey fuck off AdMech should have had them from the start. Our CC weapons blow except for the Luminem shock tree and electric doesn't do shit against half the factions.

I wouldn't mind if they made a separate class of P-Fist for AdMech (less HUEG) and made equipping the big ones a Talent.

>>8908322
I tried to play one once and I couldn't take that smuggo Magos. Fuck him. I'd have to roll with a party to speed me through the bullshit.

I've seen a few- but they were all decoratives. I think I have them stowed in my bank, though. I could offload them on you? It's stuff like Aquilas and shit.

>>8908330
My squad has a couple of Powerfisters. They're great guys, kinda orky, really. They're a little more durable than my Electropriest, but I'm a better buffer. It works out.

>>8908343

Kronus killed fluff for me. They completely fucked it up just to add some new content.

I think it must be said that /tg/ would play the SHIT out of some World of 40k.

>>8908343

Holy shit, you were killed by an immortal-specced 'Cron? The Imm is for Immature.

I mean, I know that they bitch constantly that they want to be able to DPS, but all they seem to do is annoy you and then pop their hour WBB cooldown and teleport out.

>>8908406
Still better than what they added in the Soulstorm expansion. Even the bosses' voice-overs are shitty!

But I guess you can't compare them to Eliphas. So smooooth.

>>8908374
The heresy penalty just isn't worth it for a lot of squads, man.

I run in Imperium-only groups because of it.

>>8908387

He's cake compared to Malcador. he hits like a truck. your tank better have some sick artificer armour if you want him to have a chance. And your Chaplains and Apothecaries better have the best wargear available or your whole warband will drop like flies. his AOE bursts are so evil.

>>8908398

I will admit that the trolls look fun as hell.

But if they don't get better endgame content they're not going to last long enough to release any expacs.

>>8908374

Plague marines are too slow to pick up fast bosses or adds. I hate how ONE of them is mandatory of every warband but any number over that would be completely useless. Good legions rather bring an obliterator for ranged tanking. Hell, even a noise marine would be more useful, no matter how gimped they are.

>>8908440
Yeah, I'll give you that. Once you hit level cap there's basically nothing to do but PvP. Which is cool, I guess, since the PvP is pretty well-balanced, but it's not very deep.
I'm hoping Hordes will add some more to do. Skorne look pretty badass, but I can't justify the purchase if there's nothing for me to do as one.

>>8908447
Noise marines only work if you put them in the same group, sillybones.

>>8908434

Too bad we will kill him for loot in the Basilica of Torment.

Man, I anticipated BT so much but this will kill the fluff.

>>8908447
Poor noise marines.

I bitch about Tzeentch having it bad but it's nothing like the hate-on GW has for Slaanesh.

Please, for the love of gods, archive this thread.

>>8908434
>>8908473

Jesus christ, its like I'm REALLY in a bizarro world,

>>8908473
I'm pretty sure he'll come back, though. You saw the preview for the latest expansion, right? Can't keep a good (Chaos) man down.

My Terran List:
1 x Planetary Fortress
12 x SCV
20 x Spider Mine
2 x Sensor sweep

>>8908434

Whho humong hyou his devhoted? FFFFFFF that sucks.

The newer one is okay though. I especially like the end guy from FoB. "Oy! You dah' look 'pon the forgo o' boyz? Oy's gonna 'vour you lot!"

>>8908473
WHAT

I give up on fluff, I really do. What the hell is there left for us to kill? Traitor primarchs? The Chaos gods? Bullshit.

>>8908474
Yeah at least when you overload on Tzeentch you might get a cool random temporary buff mutation. Slaanesh always gets Comatose.

>>8908474
Well, Slaanesh isn't too bad if you manage to get high-rank enough and get your Favor high enough to advance to Prince level, but then you're pretty much forced into using Lash. Sucks, but it works really well.

>>8908488

After the Solitaire took his head, doubtfully. The fight was awesome but the ending....

>>8908493
Fuck, the first boss of that instance is SO GOOD. Da Orkfatha of Solez? Hell yes.

>>8908510

I heard you can use your chaos tokens to gain favor now. Ugh, I hated the old favor grind so much.

>>8908541

The hardest WAAAGHING ork in da WAAAAGHH

>>8908549
Of course they do they after I suffer through the Undivided grind.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>8908549
Haha. People raged so hard when that came out. "Easy mode to Princehood" after other people had to do that horrible fucking questline.

Me, I rerolled Daemon. Champion level Daemonette. Shit is so cash. Charmann', stabbann', soul devourann'.

>>8908549
Yeah! Why do only Khorne-warriors get a free favor gain when they strike the killing blow? Something like that needs to be implemented for the rest of us.

>>8908571

Some power armor pauldrons, chests and bolters are also not soulbound anymore after you get favored with a god, you could send your stuff for an alt now.

>>8908593
I don't even roll Daemons and that's easy: They can't do shit-else to get favors. All they got is krumpin' people.

Why does this all sound awesome

why must you lie to me, /tg/

>>8908554

A wargame, an unrelated video game and a James Brown reference. I tip my hat to you today /tg/.

Second on archive.

>>8908571
Well at least you got the Liber Maleficarum/or/Lorgar's Crozius from the end-quest. That's something at least.

>>8908593
It's not too bad for Tzeentch, either. I skipped the power armour route and went Heretical Psyker, and I'm getting Tzeentch Favor every time I use a power, plus that huge bonus whenever I get a Lore entry. The random mutations can suck sometimes, though.

>>8908594
That still doesn't make up for the hellhole that was farming Eldar for a month for Ahriman's stupid book turnins, and don't even get me started on the Nurgle grind.

LOL!

Did you guys see that video where that guild kited Doom of Malantai across the entire system, all the way to Cadia City?

The Inquisitors had to despawn him after two hours of killing everyone before they've even loaded when logging in or zoning, and making it impossible to move after corpse popping before dying.

>>8908541

Yeah GW loves their references.

There's a flower seller near the bank that's from Final Fantasy 7.

FF7 was okay but it had too many little pieces. I kept losing Materia markers.

>>8908593

Slaaneshi get favor from enjoyment points and tzeenchians get for trolling on Rogue Trader chat and guild drama so you are still golden.

>>8908619
Archived, for the good of all mankind to look upon.

>>8908635
Vis Maior IIRC

>>8908651
Fuck you. I rolled Nurgle. You just generate favor automatically over time. It sucks so fucking much. Three weeks, minimum, to get my first tainted artifact.

You all say how bad the grind is, I can't even fucking do anything to speed this up!

>>8908663

I heard they temp-banned the entire guild for two days that one, but it was totally worth it.

>>8908651

I once personally kited the Tyrant Star to the Golden Throne. It was a moment to behold.

>>8908613
Suddenly I am really depressed about how shit the 40k morepig's inevitably going to be.

>>8908683
>to the golden throne
>laughingelfman.jpg

Yeah sure and you got through the guards how?

>>8908676
You get Nurglings, deal with it petfag.

(not sure what 'Diablo' would be...)

What do you guys think about that Terra-Tron model you can only get from that website.. what was it? Earth's Factory? I heard someone say they released the model but scraped the rules.

>>8908635

I saw. I was doing my scout class quest on Pech for the artificer sniper rifle I warpstoned home to Cadia City(I hate Macragge, it lags like hell and being constantly raided) and got instantly killed.

>>8908683
Sweet jesus. How the fuck did you do that? Necron teleporting shenanigans?

>>8908683
For a couple of weeks there you could actually kill the Emperor that way, shit was so cash.

Then they buffed the Custodes and now you can barely get it into the palace.

>>8908695
Dude, it's the TYRANT STAR. They died to it's AOE-tick while I ran on ahead decked out in full +stam and +shadow resist gear.

>>8908695

Once a kroot shaper kited a bloodthirster there. He oneshotted the Emps but he got ninjabuffed since

>>8908709

You mean the guys that poke your tank once or twice and one-shot everyone else with the guns on their spears?

I went to the first GWCon, and I sold the code for the nurgling pet on ebay.

It covered the entire cost of the ticket.

>>8908733
No you're thinking of the Grey Knight Chapter Masters.

I used to stealth into the Imperial Palace all the time, but nothing interesting is there. Half of the Holy Terra zone is unfinished. The inquisitors said it will be a future content patch.

>>8908649

That shit kinda pisses me off though.

"I know, lets make NPCs of Jayne and Malcom from firefly, that went on for like 10 seasons, the kids love it right?"

Stargate SG1 was a much better show, but it got shafted in the first season. Firefly doesn't need any fucking more publicity, they should have done an SG1 reference instead.

>>8908758
Bullshit, you'd never get past the Titans at the gate.

>>8908770

You can. Its easy tbh. The hard part is not glitching through the terrain.

>>8908740
I knew this Lebanese guy who conned them into giving him 5 beta keys through the use of yelling in the several foreign languages he spoke. Fucker covered his rent for an entire year off the eBay.

>>8908758

The inquisitors aren't allowed to give info on releases.

>>8908790

They are sometimes pretty nice, my favourite is Vail, she just got promoted to CM on the forums.

Any ork players around?

I need some help with my flash git dps macros.

>>8908790
It'll happen when Squats become a playable race.

>>8908786
Inquisitors are cracking down on that sort of thing, though. I wallwalked into the Maze of Tzeentch and got a three-day ban, and there wasn't even anything in there.

>>8908815
Did you say macro-S-? as in, plural? You're a fucking flashgit. Just keep stacking MORE DAKKA! and you'll be fine.

>>8908770

If you jump at the right angle to certain walls and hold strafe, you're actually able to scale them and glitch your way in. It hasn't been patched out yet.

Most of it is just has placeholder textures is is just completely empty, but there's some pretty cool stuff in there as well. I won't spoil it for you, but you can see the golden throne model.

You know what pisses me off? PvP balance. With all the buffs the fucking Space Wolves got, and now those gay-ass vampires, you get buttfucked by the almost any time you see them. I'm a Tzeentch Sorcerer and fucking Wolf Priests out-damage me by a ton AND have better utility! And don't even talk to me about how Blood Angels of ANY CLASS can summon the Sanguinor for 12 seconds. Ridiculous fucking racial.

>>8908835

I'm fearing im hitting my DAKKA softcap soon. Already hardcapped on DAKKA and DAKKA and now stacking DAKKADAKKA.

>>8908815
I can't really help you too much, I'm a powerklaw Nob. I hate how slow it is sometimes but when you can peel open Titans.. Feels good, man.

>>8908805
She can't measure up to Eisenhorn.

Still pissed off about him getting fired.

>>8908843
You get the Maw of The Warp, bro. Who cares if it's an hour cooldown, you basically instant-win.

>>8908869
Jaws of the World Wolf is on a five minute CD, you idiot.

Fucking loyalists.

>>8908841

I hope the Emperor will be a boss someday, cant wait to tank him with my mega-armored nob

>>8908890
You're playing TZEENTCH! If someone else is using psychic powers and not failing 50% of the time, you're doing it wrong.

>>8908912

Remember the days when only tzeentchians had psychic ward? Chapters were only recruiting tzeentchians.

>>8908912
Yeah, but if YOU'RE not using psychic powers and failing 50% of the time, it's not Tzeentch either.

>>8908946
I miss those days. I'm probably gonna end up respeccing Rubric Marine. Warpfire bolters are brutal and you're pretty tough to boot. The crowd-control resistance is nice, too.

>>8908748
Actually, I hear in the next Expansion... they might make Grey Knight Justicar a playable class! At level 55 or some shit like that.

Meanwhile.....

A developer is nodding, "good good" and taking notes.

It may just be me, but ever since that damn movie came out, it seems I can't take three steps in Cadia city without running into some level 14 Vindicare-specced assassin named "Liivii" or Livvii" or "xXLiiviXx."

>>8908988

I'mokaywiththat.jpg

>>8908966
Way back in beta Tzeentch sorcs could summon rubrics as pets. Those were the days.

>>8909001
Normally I complain about my Legio having a bit too hard a boner for fluff, but we PvP any LIVIIs on sight.

Shit is so cash.

>>8909010
Really? And now they're a playable class of their own?

I guess GW really has run out of ideas.

ITT: /tg/ becomes /v/ because Starhammer and Warhammer would be exactly the same as 40k and fantasy is now, except with fewer races and even more terrible fluff.

And the world is better for knowing this.

>>8909022
>>8909010
All I can imagine is some pissed-off Rubric being yanked to be a sorc's little bitch and complaining about it

'I WAS RAIDING WITH MY SQUAD BACK ON ACCITAN FUCK I HATE SORCS'
'Just as planned'

>>8909001
>>8909015

Its still better than all those farseers and banshees dancing vox-casters and cargo-delivering apparatuses.

>>8909039
Yeah but they still have the coolest-looking tier armors in the game. If you're into that sort of thing.

>>8907248
This is the single most badass Marines picture ever.

You can't prove me wrong.

>>8909057

Its just the same armor recolored, like all space marine sets.

>>8909061

Too bad these kind of marines work for blizzard now.

The Inquisitors really need to start cracking down on the glory-farmers who are using bots that auto-queue them for Cadia Gate and prevent them from going afk.

>>8909065

>Implying Rubric Armor looks ANYTHING like stock marine armor.

>>8909089
You're right, it doesn't have nearly enough skulls on it.

Someone refresh the archive, Im not good with cogitators and logic engines

>>8909099
Once you've recited the holy rites of archiving, the machine spirit keeps it updated.

Ave deus mechanicus.

>>8909078

I heard that Abaddon guy is doing it, I wonder why isnt he banned yet. He was caught 13 times already.

>>8907908

This accurately sums up the thread.

>>8909078

I think all those chinese thronesellers are a bigger priority.

Global Auspex is completely flooded with shit like "WWW.cheap40kthrones.com you buy 2000 thrones $250 dollars."

>>8909137
I still don't know what they were thinking when they made Looking For Squad global.

>>8909137

I play ork side, its worse there

>buy 40.000 teef for only 14.50$ cheapest teef from only teefgamers.com

I want a drawfag to make a world of warhammer 40k logo.

>>8909242
>implying this entire thread doesn't deserve drawfaggotry

>>8909176

Since LFS came out and all battles drop Symbols of Emperor instead of Symbols of Ecclesiarchy getting wargear became too easy. Everyone is running around with Mark 8 armor now.

Anyone saw Cultist yet? I heard she will finally get a story line implemented.

Her voice actor still sucks though.

>>8909269
Meh. I don't mind it too much. The improved Artificer and Mastercrafted gear still requires Apocalypse-level raiding. This just makes it a lot easier to get out of your leveling gear instead of slogging through Combat Patrol missions.

>>8909310
Huh. She's just a nod to the comic. I'd be shocked if they really did something with her.

>>8909330

Well, Marneous Calgar started as a comic character too before they made him into chapter master.

>>8909343
Fuck Marneus Calgar. They just shoved him to the forefront with the latest expansion, and he's flat and so irritating, especially with how the story's been rewritten so half the Imperium HAILS HIM AS THEIR SPIRITUAL LIEGE. Fuck that. I'm glad I rerolled Necrons.

Alright, I was going to sleep, but you guys talked me into it.

Engine fight now.

Server is Terra

Message me in game as Princeps Nathaniel Conroy@Legio Proxima

We are going to break the siege at Nemesis Tessera

I have my Legio on standby:

2 Warlords
3 Reavers
5 Warhounds

2 Units of Skitarii.

WHO WALKS WITH LEGIO PROXIMA!

>>8909379

God dammit server maintenance...

>>8909446

Good, Cadia was laggy as hell for the last three weeks

I love you /tg/

>>8909623

This kind of thread is HAHAHA TWO CATS HAHA if someone knows some wow and 40k fluff. If he doesnt its completely unintelligble