>>8904421
Well, presumably the game's afoot.

>Door's locked

SIT-REP?

We inside or outside? Is Kay inside? Why are we here?

>You're outside Kay's door. Do you:
1. Breach and clear
2. Knock like civil people
3. Look around for explosives to remove this troublesome door.

(I suggest 2.)

>>8904550
We're outside, Kay is inside. We are here to find out what we can from Kay, or we could go to the null first and interrogate her.

(Look at the end of the last archive.)

*Knock knock knock*

>>8904561
>1. TACTICOOL
>2. Civil and polite
>3. ENGINEER'S SOLUTION

Knock on the door...

>>8904568
>>8904579
You people and your bloody-obviousness....

>Lights are off again.

>>8904591
Lamps and IR? Don't go in yet.

>>8904591
*switches to infared*
Kay?... We came to talk. Is everything alright?

>>8904609
>Remaining eye goes on infared.
You still in here, Kay? We need to talk.

>Kay appears about an inch from your face.

It's you guys again. Hi.

>>8904639
Are you feeling any better now?
*Infrared still on, subtly glance at her left hand*

>>8904670
>her hand looks like her other hand. Like, attached and stuff.

(That never gets old!)

Yeah, I'm okay now. Uncle Badd and me went back a ways.

>>8904561
If we intend on entering unannounced, why not try and find a terminal and over-ride it? Rather than simply blow our way in, it would give us a stealthier option.

>>8904701
Good, good...
So do you mind if we turn the lights on and talk for a bit?

>>8904724

Sure. What about?

>>8904703
Stealth is irrelevant:

we have made contact.

>>8904764
We want to get to the bottom of this whole deal. You infiltrated the cult, is there anything you can tell us about it?

*Haxtes private voxbead channel:
does her left hand have the same skin tone as her arm? If it's a regen it may lack tanning. Also, any scent of makeup? Do her gloves cover the entire section of removed arm, or are they shorter?*

>>8904822
>...
So you dragged it out of Ema? You could have just asked me.
Would you like to know about something specific about the cult? Or my infiltration of it?

>>8904876
You could have just told us, and I am pretty sure we want any information you have.

Hi guys!

>>8904876
What's this about an Ema? You told us about your mission a few days ago, remember?

>>8904870
>Turns off infrared.
>>8904902
How do you do, miss?

>>8904876
Ema? That moron doesn't know anything. She can't even keep her files in order without misplacing something.

We need to know everything we can learn about this cult. What is their goal? What exactly does the list mean? Was Inquisitor Badd working with them voluntarily or was he somehow coerced into working with them?

>>8904902
Greetings, Techpriestess. I hope we can be on better terms today.

>>8904905
I made a guess. And just then you comfirmed my suspicions!

>>8904967
>Ema
>Moron
Don't talk like that about Ema. She's smarter than you think.

>What is their goal? What exactly does the list mean?
Well, I'll tell you about that first.

>>8904967
>Ema? That moron doesn't know anything.
Indeed. Unruly, unco-operative woman. It would be easier to wring blood from a stone than to get processable data from her.

>>8905008
>I made a guess. And just then you comfirmed my suspicions!
If you say so. So what exactly do you think she told us?

Well, the cult's a Tzeentch-based cult. They're trying to summon some daemon that's been locked away around here somewhere.
>I didn't find out where.

The list is a, well, list of the people that have been tainted or otherwise coerced into working with the cult. My name's on there because I infiltrated them so successfully.

(Press statements if you want.)

>>8904937
Quite well, thank you Narl.

>>8904967
That is entirely up to you, Mithras.

>>8905008
Well, tell away, then.

>>8905047
Why are you asking me?
>She'd have told you all she knew.

>>8905060
Could you be a bit more specific as to what "somewhere" entails?

>>8905060
Hmm. While I've been fortunate enough to limit my exposure to such tainted knowledge to date, searching the appropriate infostreams suggests Tzeentch's hellspawn associate themselves with places of knowledge and learning. It seems logical that those who would associate themselves with such monstrosities would have connections with these sorts of places - Libraries, Universities, even, dare I say it, Mechanicus datavaults.

>>8905060
>I didn't find out where.
Really? If you infiltrated them so successfully, I would think you would have SOME clue...

>>8905066
Excellent to hear.
>>8905090
You don't seem to have much confidence in her ability to keep a secret. How long have you known her?

>>8905060
How is the ritual dagger related to this? Is it a tool for the daemon summoning ritual? Is it a tool for corrupting the people on the list?

You didn't find out where the daemon was, but do you know where they are conducting rituals, correct? You found the ritual dagger, after all.

>>8905109
>Could you be a bit more specific as to what "somewhere" entails?
No. Only the leader of the cult knew that. I don't know who that is, by the way.
>I don't think any of the initiates knew.

>How long have you known her?
Ema? About six months.

>>8905169
Well, yeah. The dagger is just for the final part of the ritual. That's also all I know about that. Each initiate had an item for the final ritual, but I think
>only a few of them were legit.

>>8905236
What were the items?

>>8905266
Weren't you listening? I don't know what the items were. Everyone was given one, and each person was given a different item. No two were the same. I don't even know if this dagger's legit.

>>8905191
And she had been working for Inquisitor Badd for one month. Taken on by Badd under your recommendation, and with Fran's blessing?

And do you know where we could find someone above initiate level, someone who might know who he is? Would the null qualify?

>>8905285
Geeze, you didn't say you didn't know what the others had.

>>8905285
Can you think of any way we could find out? A psyker could probably help, at great risk to themselves if the dagger is authentic.

>>8905285
Who was doing the giving?

>>8905324
Some Navigators can see warp taint, too. Safer for them, as well.

>And she had been working for Inquisitor Badd for one month. Taken on by Badd under your recommendation, and with Fran's blessing?

Her employment has nothing to do with me!


>And do you know where we could find someone above initiate level, someone who might know who he is? Would the null qualify?

What, Giggles? Yeah, she is the counter-espionage chick. Well, WAS. Not that she was any good at it. Heheh.

>>8905348
So, what, ask the captain if we have any spare navigators?

>>8905348
They also tend to demand a lot of Thrones for anyone needing their services, and we'd still have to track down one disposable enough for no-one to care if something went wrong and the Warp started running out his ears.

So I guess we need to find a Psyker somewhere. A lesser Astropath, perhaps? Skilled enough to be reasonably reliable, but not so skilled as it be a great loss of they expire?

Or I still have those Spook vials, if all else fails.

>>8905379
Alright, so we just need to get her to talk. Obviously much harder than it sounds.

But now here's a fun question: how is Ema connected to you? She did try to cover for you, you know.

>psykers
>warp-tainted relics

*shudder*

>>8905324
A psyker could probably do it. I think Franziska could have done it.
Where is Whippy, anyway?

>>8905330
You'd get a parcel under your seat at the meetings sometimes. We used to meet at the Mechanicus installation on Tashen's World.
...You guys blew it up, right?

>>8905432
>...You guys blew it up, right?

That was mostly the fault of the last bunch. Haxtes had nothing to do with it. But, yes, they destroyed it.

>>8905410
We bill it to the Inquisition.

Or, fine, I think I can Psyniscience it from here. Just don't ask for a Psychometry reading 'cause I don't do that shit.

>>8905432
That was the last group. I'm pretty sure they're all dead, present company excluded.
The Master's location is unknown to me.

>>8905432
... You met at the Mechanicus installation?
...
...
...
Oh Omnissiah, there is so much I don't like about that...

>>8905468
Where are you anyway?

>>8905432
Who is Whippy? Is that an alias? I noticed that you called Shih-nah "Giggles".

>>8905510
The boss.

>>8905491
In hiding, still. I must say, though, there's a lot you can learn when elements of the Ecclesiarchy are trying to kill you. This is a synchronicity trick I've picked up.
Who has the knife?

Sage for RP thread.

>>8905510
She's got a bit of a thing against calling people by their real names, haven't you noticed?

>>8905528
... I'd REALLY like to know who you are...

>>8905528
(A sir "mr.mutant" has it for analysis and safe keeping.)

>>8905418
>But now here's a fun question: how is Ema connected to you? She did try to cover for you, you know.

Well...I feel kinda bad about it, but I kinda befriended her to check her for taint. While I was undercover.
I told her why Lang told her to take out my records.
I've known her for a long time now and I guess she saw through my disguise.

>>8905510
>Alias
HA! No, I just call her that. It's quicker than "Lady Inquisitor Franziska vonKar"-aupth, I btt my tng.

>>8905546
* she may not KNOW their real names*

>>8905554
*Didn't he file a report? Read report.*

>>8905554

Wait.

So you guys handed over a potentially chaos-touched artefact, to a potentially chaos-touched creature?

...

Am I the only one who sees the flawed logic here?

>>8905591
Who did the what now?
They did WHAT?

>>8905591
Nope.
But I think you are the only one who expects these meatbags to act logically.

>>8905591
>>8905607
(He's not actually a mutant, the guardsmen just call him that because he's so damn ugly.)

>>8905589
>>8905546
Nah. Force of habit, really. In the cult, nobody called anyone else by their names.

>>8905524
I'll call you Fuzzy...

>>8905589
I'll call you...
... Hm. Bob?

>>8905591
I call all Techpriests Coggy.

>>8905428
And I'll call you Spiky.

>>8905607
Actually, he gave the report and the knife to you, Haxtes.

So... we gonna get the damn knife so we can check it or what?

>>8905630
Ah. That's marginally better. I still find it a little disturbing that you felt it was better in the hands of some meatback gunpuppy schmuck than genuine Inquisitorial agents, though.

>>8905656
>I call all Techpriests Coggy.

There are two emissaries of the Omnissiah here. I suspect this will become confusing.

every one is invited over for breakfast

>>8905670
>meatback gunpuppy schmuck

>>8905670
Well then, should we take a look at the dagger or speak to Shih-nah first?

>>8905546
Well, you could buy me a drink first....

*Haxtes voxbead: We CAN simply expose her as a fake. It's clear she DOESN'T know the names of the people she's supposed to be working for. Or anyone, really*

>>8905727
Sure.
Unfortunately, that involves you being here.
Which you aren't.
Right?

>>8905727
Nyet!

>>8905753
Oh? Then let's blow the lid off of this thing already.

>>8905703
What's that smell?

>>8905762
See:>>8905575

>>8905752
Only in machine spirit. Obviously it'll have to be after the investigation.

* I is confused. Is this Kay, or do we think she is imposter? Do we need to talk to Shih-na? How many people on Lang's shuttle? Is Kay the one-armed man? THEN WHO WAS PHONE?*

>>8905780
>>8905762
>>8905753
>>8905752
>>8905727
>Acolyte huddle

...You probably want to know Uncle Badd's place in all this now, right?

>>8905837
Well, it'd be helpful.

>>8905837
Um. Yeah. Sure.

>>8905849
>>8905875
*assuming she tells the truth*

>>8905849
Well...
(FLASHBACK NOISE)
It was ages ago. Lang had blitzed through the hive where I used to live in a running gun battle with (I guess) fleeing heretics. I'd got
>shot in the shoulder,
and Uncle Badd peeled off from the chase after he saw what had happened.

>>8905941
>>8905837
Y'know, I'm starting to think it'd be easier if we just dug up some mind-altering chemicals, truth serums, or whatnot, pumped her full of them, and THEN started asking questions.

We might get a straight answer that way.

>>8905975
I like how you think. I've had enough playing games.

I remember it like it was yesterday, really. I thought he was one of the bad guys, you know how indimidating he looks-
>sniff
Looked.

>>8905975
Let's call that plan B.
Though I do believe we should invest in some truth serum. That'd be good on the null.

>>8905975
We can just yell "Hold It!" or "Objection" and point out logical fallacies.

>>8906002
>>8906016

I think I've got some contacts in the Biologis who could supply some, if the right Mechandrites were greased, but it'll take some time and some calls to a few people who might not be best pleased to hear from me.

>>8905975
>>8906016
Ooooh! I like that plan! Can we switch it to plan A?
It'd make life lots easier.

And so he crouches down-there were bullets and las-shots flying and everything-and he goes "Are you okay?" I think he thought I was gonna die or something. Anyway, he pulls out this stick with a candy on top-he called them lollipops-

>>8906045
Not unless we can confirm someone for heresy first. Considering that most of the people we're involved with here are members of the Inquisition.

>>8906085
*Ace Attorney Inquisition 40k. Not as grimdark as vanilla 40k*

And I kind of attacked him. I still thought he was a bad guy, you see.

...Lang hired me on the spot. He said he hadn't laughed so hard in weeks.

>Kay realizes that NOBODY is listening to her.

>>8906162
I was listening...

>>8906162
Lang hired you? I thought you worked for Edgeworth?

>>8906162
When you're this long-winded and obcuse, can we be blamed?

>>8906142
*Badd was paranoid. He wouldn't let someone he didn't know get so close*
*she'd been shot, why would Badd offer lollipop instead of first aid?*
*she'd been shot, but still felt up to attacking someone*
*which shoulder? Scar?*

>>8906085
That's... Lame.

>>8906162
I was storing the new data for review at a future time.

>>8906212
He brings up some good points for an otherwise irrelevant story.

>*she'd been shot, but still felt up to attacking someone*
Possibility of fight-or-flight reaction kicking in. Panic and shock leading the the body to be flooded with adrenaline and temporarily able to ignore pain and injury. If the wound was relatively minor, this at least is fully possible.

(Mithras gets the cookie!)

>>8906191
>Lang hired you? I thought you worked for Edgeworth?
>!
Er, well, he hired me before Edgeworth hired me?

>>8906241
One point down, three to go.

*Badd diverted from pursuing heretics to offer a lollipop to an injured civilian?*

Make that, four to go.

>>8906255
I find it hard to believe that Lang would give up an extremely skilled infiltrator without a good reason.

That reminds me... Lang hired a certain pilot and immediately promoted her to Interrogator six months ago. Why would he do that?

(AND YOU GET A WHOLE BOX.)
>>8906212
>>8906241
>>8906212
(You going to do anything with the information?)

*Vote for "Objection!" and dismantle her testimony*

>>8906348
Go for it.

>>8906348
This. There are more holes in her story than a thing with a great many holes in it.

(One of you's gonna have to actually say it.)
(In allcaps.)
(Or use the picture.)

>>8906255
HOLD IT!
Swapping Inquisitors? That seems highly unlikely, I remember how shocked Edgeworth was when he found out you were working for Fran.

>fucking Duplicate File Entry. Won't let me use picture.

OBJECTION!

So, "Kay."

NAMES! Name the prisoner in the brig. Name the Inquisitor who commands this ship, who you call "Whippy." Full name of Inquisitor Badd.

ACTIONS. Your explanation of your first encounter with Badd is TOTALLY out of character for him.

PROOF. Which shoulder? Show scar.

>>8906469
Very well, then.

OBJECTION. Kay, your story is confused, illogical, and defends you about as well as a Guardsman's flak armour; it comes apart under any serious pressure like wet cardboard. Nameless outlines the many flaws you present to us, and I will not waste cogitation power repeating them. Render the Truth unto us, lest it be ripped from you by alternate means!

>>8906517
You want her to strip?
Is she 18?

(and on that note, time for me to depart again. Night, all)

>>8906556
17. so close, and yet so far

>>8906548
>>8906562
That was really dramatic until she went off to get drunk.

>>8906556
Berk. It's a shoulder, not a full frontal with brazilian.

>>8906586
Alright, as long as she keeps her bits under wraps.

>>8906486
>>8906517
>!!!11one
>Swapping Inquisitors? That seems highly unlikely, I remember how shocked Edgeworth was when he found out you were working for Fran.

Er, well-
>NAMES! Name the prisoner in the brig. Name the Inquisitor who commands this ship, who you call "Whippy." Full name of Inquisitor Badd.

Shih-na!
Franziska vonKarma!
I've always called him Uncle Badd! I don't know his first na-

>ACTIONS. Your explanation of your first encounter with Badd is TOTALLY out of character for him.

>Lang was there! Ask hi-

>PROOF. Which shoulder? Show scar.
Right shoulder! But there won't be a scaaar!

OKAY! OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THE YELLIN'! I'll tell you! I'll tell you!
Don't EVER tell anyone else thi-

>>8906548
I...SAID...STOP!

>>8906575
But that is perfectly reasonable.
So many things have made me want to go get drunk since I started working in this sector.

... And you guys have taken all the good points...

>>8906517
Dude. Just open the fucking thing in Windows Paint, and put a single pixel ANYWHERE.

There you go. NOW you can post.

Fucking newfags.

>>8906628
Alright, well, shoot.
>>8906632
Don't doubt your value to this investigation.

>>8906556
>>8906573
>>8906586
(>implying that there are age restrictions in DH, but I digress)

>PROOF. Which shoulder? Show scar.
I...I heal quickly.
Heh, that's probably an understatement. I'm...a mutant. Chop my arm off or whatever and it'll grow back.

>>8906734
That's a convenient explaination for this.
*plop*

So, who chopped your hand off?

>>8906768
Hey, where'd you find that! I've been looking for it everywhere.
>Hand taken and satchel'd by Kay.
Uh, Lang.

>>8906818
Sorry, that's evidence. You're going to have to "hand" it back. Besides, you already grew a new one, why do you need that?

>Uh, Lang.
Feeling nervous? Why the hesitation? Why did Lang cut off your hand?

>>8906768
You've been carrying that aroun-?
>>8906818
Did you just put your own bloody hand in your b-?
...
Why did Lang chop off your hand?

>>8906854
Because she was killing him?

>>8906872
>You've been carrying that aroun-?

I've been waiting for this. Couldn't you tell how excited I was all day?

>>8906881
Fine, fine. Guess we'll have to hand it to you...

>>8906881
I thought you'd found a stash of sororitas porn.

>>8906818
Stop manhandling yourself!

That's one way to get a grip.

She was really handsy.

I never took her as the Hands-On type.

Let it never be said she wasn't willing to lend a hand to anyone in need.

Better a hand in the bus-

GUARDSMAN!

Uh.... Sir, Commissar sir!

Come with me.

Damnit.... I mean, Sir, yes sir!

>>8906881
That's disgusting.
>>8906899
And that is terrible.

>>8906900
Oh? You must know how I love the sisters. Something about tall women and white hai-...

Erm... Anyway, let's focus on the investigation.

>>8906854
But it's MY hand!
Fine.
>Hand handed back.

>Feeling nervous? Why the hesitation? Why did Lang cut off your hand?

>Well, it wasn't-

>>8906872

I didn't have it at the time! I was undercover!

>>8906881
Yeah. That's seriously creepy walking around with my hand.

>>8906926
I've got a million of 'em.
I also have tact, so I won't torture you with them.

>>8906933
It wasn't WHAT?

>>8906933
Oh, come on. At least I used an evidence bag instead of carrying a bloody ritual dagger around in my satchel.

(>>8906929
bitch use http://www.court-records.net/sheets/4sheet-Apollo.gif .)

>>8906955
I guess it'll help your investigation and everything. I mean, you have enough to get me executed now...

>Lang
>isn't
>really
>dead.

Can we get to the denouement or do we have to get out the scalpels? If she heals as well as she claims, that could go on forEVER.

>>8906992
Well, super. Any clues as to where to where he got off?

>>8907024
Hopefully not with her hand.

>>8907051
He couldn't have, Mithras had it.

>>8907051
...

>>8907024
>>8907033
That's some good motivation.
Well, it would be, if he was here. Heh.
Lang never even got on that shuttle. He had a Callidus take his place. I was stationed as the pilot to lure Giggles into going for the Callidus, thinking I'd help. It worked, the Callidus chopped my left hand off, and Shih-na shot her in the brawl.
The idea was that we'd split up and take separate shuttles, but I'd left one here much earlier on in my infiltration and took that back to Whippy's cruiser. Shih-na bought a shuttle and headed off to Tashen's Moon. You picked her up?

>>8907069
Uh... as a side note... I don't suppose you could be a sweetie and help me replace my missing bionic eye?

>>8907104
Yup. Alright, so Lang is alive and well. The master will be pleased to hear this.

>>8907102
(Here's a tip: Use GIMP, go to Image->mode->RGB.
Save that crap as a .PNG. Use Select->by colour, click the green then use the paintcan to dye it all 4-chan colour. You have to use 'Fill whole selevction' with the paintcan.)

>>8907069
So, Mithras.... How soft is her hand? Is it silky smooth?

>>8907104
... Why did you not tell us this in the first place?

>>8907110
Aw, of course! I was going to get you some new limbs, too. I still need those measurements, though...

>>8907143
>Don't tell her. It'll completely ruin Lang's plan.

>>8907165
>So, Mithras.... How soft is her hand? Is it silky smooth?
...

>>8907182
Why?

>>8907165
I'm not going to dignify that with a response.

>>8907182
Whut?


It gets lonely on these extended campaigns...

>>8907182
... I hold my tongue, for now. But what risk is there in telling Fran? Unless you suspect she will be turned?

And yeah, that's really really creepy.
>>8907174
Er- right. Well, I suppose my right shin could stand to be replaced. Right up to the knee-cap.

>>8907182
The alternative is gnarly and wrinkled.

I am still confused. Who is working for whom? Why did the Callidus cut your hand off? Is Giggles Shih-na? Is Shih-na a traitor? Who do we get to burn?

>>8907143
You get that last part? Right.
Yeah yeah yeah, talk to you later, man. See you in a bit.

*click

Sorry. Talking with Mr. Edgeworth over our private vox line. What'd I miss?

>>8907205
Oh, I know. I was in the guard, not to long ago. Let me tell ya, in a long campaign the strangest things can start looking like women....

Er, but best not to get into that.
>>8907202
....

>>8907199
If you tell Franziska, she'll start searching for him.
Just...please, if you never ever take any advice from me again, just DON'T TELL HER.

>>8907228
>I am still confused. Who is working for whom? Why did the Callidus cut your hand off? Is Giggles Shih-na? Is Shih-na a traitor? Who do we get to burn?

Okay, I'll say it REAL slowly for you.
I'm working for Lang. I'm working for lang by working for Edgeworth. I'm working for Franziska by working for Edgeworth.
It was to complete the illusion of an actual fight.
You'll see why when you interrogate her.
Yes.
You don't get to burn anyone.


>>8907228
You make a point.

>>8907216
That's... Well, I guess that's good enough.
I'll need a day to gather up the supplies and make sure everything is functioning properly. Wouldn't want you to end up with broken bits!
And special requests, while I'm at it?

>>8907246
Yeah, about that.... How'd you get hook'd up with this gang anyways? Betting Life Expectancy shot through the roof once ya left the Guards, eh?

>>8907283
What? This is insane.

>>8907283
Damnit.

Hey, we're on a strike cruiser. Can we blow up a world or two on the way?

Well, I guess YOU'RE on a strike cruiser. I'ma gonna go have lunch. I should get you people some of this stuff, it's called "bacon." Delicious.

>>8907338
Isn't that something Orkz make? No thank you. I'll stick to my Iron Rations.

>>8907329
I'm working for Lang.
Inquisitor Shi-long Lang.

>>8907239
Oh. It's YOU.

(Any other questions, or can we SCENE-CHANGE?)

>>8907359
I get that a lot.

>>8907411
(Scene change before brain explodes.)

>>8907296
Sorry, I'm just a bit anxious about tossing away my fleshy bits when they still work. Wouldn't go through with it for just anybody, you know?
...
Reinforced? With a skull on the knee-cap. Or skull shape, rather. Maybe, like, metal spikes on the bottom, like cleats, for running and stomping on people. Yeah...
>>8907307
Actually, I'm originally from Fedrid, so my life expectancy went up a little when I was conscripted. Eventually, an Inquisitor noticed me and, apparently having lost his previous retinue to shit he wouldn't talk about, hired me on and shipped me off to be trained as a crusader.

Haven't seen him namefagging about for a long time, so I guess he's missing and presumed dead. Having no boss, I threw in with this little group.

Who wiped Badd's files, how, and why?

FRANZISKA'S CRUISER
RECREATION AREA
1 4-CHAN TIME

>So you've found out some stuff. And some more stuff! What do?

1. Interrogate Shih-na further
2. Interrogate Kay further (Completed)
3. Attempt to find the history behind Calisto (COMPLETED)
4. Run around in circles, panicking like the worthless fools you are.

>>8907431
I forgot about this. Yes, enlighten us.

>>8907426
You weren't signed up under Tom, were you?

>>8907452
4. That, and I'm hungry. I'll see if you people are still around when I get back.

>>8907452
>1. Interrogate Shih-na further

Let's get down to the bottom of this...

>>8907426
Retractable spikes, so you don't scuff the floor.
Now, I'll just run along and get those th-
Didn't you owe me dinner?
Well, I guess I owed it to you.
But you were going to cook...

>>8907452
I say you guys pick the first one...

>>8907471
No. Moab.
>>8907495
Seconded.

>>8907501
I do owe you dinner. I will cook.

>>8907426
Heh. Lucky.

>>8907522
Fantastic, I'll see you tomorrow.

(This seems as good a place to stop as any. I'm turning in.)

>>8907522
(You and your techpriestess fetish...)

>>8907540
Yeah, I guess. I mean, the focus of my job is to get shot instead of my Inquisitor or the rest of her retinue, but the perks are just fantastic. You want my advice? You try to become one of those shock troopers, storm trooper if you can manage, retire and get yourself hired as a bodyguard to a noble house or some such.

>>8907554
(Good night.)
>>8907556
(You haven't known me very long. If Russ ever starts posting again, ask him.)

(I also find it fun how you didn't ask her why she killed Badd. Too late now :D)

FRANZISKA'S CRUISER
DETAINMENT CELLS
1:10 4-CHAN TIME

>You're at the detainment cells. There's Shih-na's door infront of you. It looks suspiciously like they've been converted from hab-units. You have an armed escort that will wait outside the room.
>What do?
1. Breach and clear
2. Knock like civil people
3. Look around for explosives to remove this troublesome door.
4. Enter and yell "DOWN ON THE GROUND! ON THE GROUND! GET ON THE GROUND"

>>8907596
*Knock knock knock*

>>8907596
For what it's worth, I vote 4.

>>8907576
I was planning that. Going StormTrooper, that is. Need ten more years of extended campaigns. It's a Guardsman's Life.

>>8907596
Breach and clear? This is an Ultramarine cruiser.

Knock and wait. With a couple of Ultramarines in the area for backup. Perhaps a Librarian.

>>8907630
I can't imagine a librarian dealing with a null well.

>>8907652
Hmm. Miles didn't tell me that bit. Right.

Still, a couple of Astartes wouldn't hurt.

>>8907669
A single Marine may be all that's needed. There is little that can face an Angel of Death and prevail.

(>armed guard means YOU HAVE ULTRASMURFS STANDING OUTSIDE THE ROOM. You blahnd, boy?)
>Suprisingly, the lights are on!


.

>>8907703
*Switch to infrared, checking for anything that might resemble a weapon (no heat signature leaves a shape)*

I can hear you breathing.

>>8907814
Right behind you.

>>8907703
>>8907834
>white hair
>creepy comment

Er.. uh... hello. We have some questions.

>>8907834
I can hear you talking. We'd like to ask some questions.

>>8907850
We know how much you like white haired women.

>>8907898
Just don't say anything to Inquisitor Franziska.

Questions? Ha. Ask away.
But know that the Master of Change is allready upon us. He has already won this little..game.
Ask away.

>>8907954
We'd like to know a bit about this organization of yours.

>>8907944
? She's not a woman. She's an Inquisitor.

>>8907970
You're completely right. I shouldn't think of her as a woman at all.
*unscrews flask*
*chugs amasec*

>>8907970
Her hair is white too.

Post this to facebook and ARCHIVE.

>>8907987
But she's an INQUISITOR!

(Also, no sagebombers again. Woo!)

>>8907968
>>8907970
Looks like it's over, dudebros.

>>8908020
Thanks for running this again! This manages to completely blow away all of my predictions every single time we play.

>>8908020
Hooray!

Nicely done. Very convoluted. Would play again.

>>8908020
A lack of sage bombers is always good.
Though sage doesn't actually do anything other than not counting the saged post towards the bump limit. I always wonder why they think otherwise.
>>8908017
SHE is an Inquisitor.

>>8908067
>SHE is an Inquisitor.
Dude, that's crazy talk, leading only to disappointment, whippings. and purges.

>>8908036
>>8908052
Pic related! (four days in GIMP)

>>8908067
I know, right?

...But she IS an inquisitor.

>>8908017
>>8908067
*hiccup*
Yes... SHE is... Laaaaady Inquuiiisitor Frannn.... Mmm... and I'm her STUPID, WORTHLESS acolyte.

>>8908112
>Apollo getting piss-drunk
>picture related

Anyway, it's going to be 22 4-chan time tomorrow.

See you there. Bring Doritoes, that's all I'll say.

>>8908177
Packed lunch? Hot cross buns? Chocolate?

>>8908213
Just doritoes. Also, did you archive this DNZL?

>>8908067
Why do people keep saying this? Sage posts DO count towards bump limit as well as not bringing the post to the front of the page.

Lurn2FAQs

http://www.4chan.org/faq#sage

>Entering "sage" (by itself) into the [E-mail] field while replying will cause the thread not to bump to the top of the page, while still counting against its reply count. Threads that reach their reply limit can no longer be bumped, causing them to sink to the back pages and be pruned more quickly. Abusing the sage function by "sage-bombing" is frowned upon and may result in a ban.

I wonder if the sage bomber got banned since I reported his 40+ posts...

>>8908036
Agreed. As I pop in every so often from my homework, I can see everything's getting better and better.

>>8908226
I'm on it. Still getting used to what's going on in /v/.
Pic related.

>>8908234
Huh. I stand corrected.
>>8908177
Right-o, OP. Had fun tonight, I hope you did too.

>>8908234
Yeah, it's only /b/ that's immune to sage.

>looks at /v/
>wonders what's different
>eh

>>8908380
Yessir, I see it.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8904421/

Also, for me, activity over the next three days will be even more sporadic than usual, as I have work late nights every weekend this month. On call stuff, and all that.

Feel free for anyone to take on Hobophoenix or Normalphoenix. Miles is mine, though.