look for the fanciest and most important-looking building and head for it

alternatively, look for the biggest 'umie around and show 'em what a warboss is

rolled 98 = 98

LOOT! KILL! Kill all da' 'umies!

>>8859455
KILL HUMIES, DEN LOOT!

rolled 79 = 79

>>8859497
NO, FIRST CHOP, THEN LOOT, THEN KILL! WAAAGH!

>>8859405
Just a note to OP, you don't have to overdo it (i.e. spend your whole day questing).

The pair of you head down an alley between two small buildings in front of you. It looks like these are the 'umie dumps where they snooze, but you can't be sure.

A 'umie with a pew-pew rifle jumps out from behind a crate and aims his weapon at you, trembling.

"Die, Xenos! The Emperor pro-" he is cut off by an unfortunate case of head-crushed-in-your-power-klaw-itis.

You notice the bombs on his belt and grab 'em both, throwing them into the camp center. You hear a boom and then charge out.

There are a bunch of 'umie tanks parked haphazardly in the center, but it seems that the skorcha tank has already rammed them or burnt up whoever was trying to drive them away. You can't see it, but can hear the your other karts arriving.

Still no sign of nuns. There is, however, a wimpy lookin' buncha 'umies with funny hats and fleeing into one of the buildings nearby. Chase 'em?

rolled 39 = 39

>>8859649

GET UM BOYZ!

IS THE LAST THREAD ARCHIVED?

>>8859649
>funny hats
COMMISAR ALERT

>>8859677
Yep. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8854037
>>8859587
Thanks. I don't plan to do a third thread tonight. It's just that I have had a lot of free time the past couple days and this quest is pretty fun for me too.

rolled 25 = 25

Tell Grotlikka to go around the back of the building. You'll open up with your slugga and bellow warcries to make a distraction at the front so Grotlikka can klaw through the back wall! Once he strikes with da ELEMENT O' SURPRISE charge 'em, krump 'em and loot their hats!

rolled 26 = 26

Go after em wit' da boyz', only I'z get to wear' da funny hat. take it off dat' 'umie

rolled 26 = 26

>>8859649
CHARGE! SMASH! STOMP!

what type of hats?

rolled 83 = 83

Can we get some more grenades and then blow up the buildings the funny-hat humies ran into?

rolled 58 = 58

>>8859755

now DAT is orky. do dat!

WE CUD BURN EM OUT HURHURHUR

WOT DUZ THEM HATZ LOOK LIEK?

HELL YEAH YOU ARE THE BEST QUEST THREAD EVER

(I'll be right back need to read part 3)

'oo carez wut da at'z like, we iz orkz, not girly umies, lets geddem!

rolled 20 = 20

>>8859781
WHO CARES? CHARGE, SMASH, CHOP, SHOOT, KILL!

DEY MAYBE WEIRD UMIES THO!

You pursue the 'umies with the weird hats, telling Grotlikka to try and find a back entrance while you storm the front. The door they went through is wide and they tried to barricade it behind them, but after breaking through the perimeter wall this is peasy. Not even needing to use your klaw, you boot the door open and stomp in, roaring for good measure.

The building seems to be for storage. Olive crates are stacked up quite high, but there is a staircase to the left that looks too fiddly for an Ork to get up.

Oh, the funny hatted 'umies weren't hiding either. The wun in the middle with a the smallest hat points a wimpy choppa at you.

"If there's one thing I will not tolerate in this galaxy, it is a vile greenskin. Suffer not the xenos to live! Attack, Yrith!"

At this command, another pinkskin with a hat points a finger at you, causing your head to throb with pain. This isn't good.

>>8859827
YOU'ZE NOT A PROPER ORK! KILL DIZ GIT BOYZ! AN' LET IT BE A LESSON FOR YOUZ ALL!

WEIRD UMIES! I KNWEZ IT!

rolled 83 = 83

Da 'umeiz 'ave a wierdboyz! or whut'eva they call em's! Use Dakka on da weedy zogger!

>>8859830
Charge Yrith. Kill that git.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8859830
DAT ONLY MAKES US MORE ANGRY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGH! CHARGE DA 'UMIES AN' LET 'EM TASTE DA KLAW!

rolled 14 = 14

>>8859830
Oh no, dayz dem humie weirdboyz! DAT MAKES ME ANGRY! CALL SOME SQUIGS IN ERE!

rolled 60 = 60

WE'Z GOTTA BLOW DEM UP! GET SUM MORE GRENADES AND BLOW UP DA ROOF!

rolled 98 = 98

Show dem wierd humies what DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA really meanz!

The pain seems to almost completely disable you. The pain drums into your head and you're overwhelmed with the continual mental image of a tin-can pinkskin stompin' on your head again and again and again.

Knowing that itz do or die, and no proper Ork would ever let an especially weedy 'umie take him out, you grip your slugga and growl, throwing yourself at the trio.

The little-hat 'umie dodges the shoulder barge but stumbles back, taking the other tall hat with him. You pin the 'umie wyrdboy beneath you, however, and grab his head in your palm, mashing into the ground until it pops and spills pink bits everywhere.

RAMEEREZ! TAKE OWT DAT WEIRD UMIE WIV DIS TOOF! UZE SMOKE TO CUVA YUR ADVANCE, STAY FROSTY!

rolled 61 = 61

>>8859945
NOW SMASH DAH REST!

rolled 91 = 91

>>8859945

Now we'z fightin'! Giv dem humies da klaw! And da dakka dakka!

rolled 30 = 30

It'z killin time! use da klaw! take d'ere 'at'z!

If this quest goes far enough, you know what we really need? Bakktrakka VS an Eversor

WRRRRRRYYYYYYY!

at this rate our hero will be a nob sooner rather than later

>>8860023
precisely.

LETZ KRUMP EM!

You get back um and grin, pointing to the disgustingly mangled remains of the human psyker. You think about going for your slugga, but figured that wasting an opportunity to smash more heads by hand would be damn unorky.

The commissar has managed to get himself up as well, though the 'umie in the tall white hat seems to have a broken leg and is crawling away.

"Greenskin, your brutish nature may have overcome one of the Imperium's psykers, but you will never beat the noble Imperial Guard or Sororitas! Fight me like men fight, if you dare!"

Pinkskins seem to have a habit of making borin' speeches, it seems. You stomp towards him with an almost apathetic arrogance, flexing your klaw so it crackles extra. The first punch you throw is sidestepped by the nimble soldier easily, and when you attempt to backhand him, his little choppa somehow directs it away from his flesh.

Maybe it will be a challenge. Maybe.

rolled 88 = 88

>>8860112

ZOG DAT! We iz Goffs, we krump dat puny humie.

>>8859995
ITZ BAKHAKKA YA GIT!

In before we find out that its actually Young Yarrick

rolled 50 = 50

We'ze gotta scream WAAAAGH! at da top of da lungs, and KRUMP DAT LITTLE MANZ!

I luvz dis qwest.

Wez not bein quite orky enuff. Lift da scrawny 'umiez body wit ya Klaw and sqweez it right nasty-like. Den flash dez gitz a toofy grin and cha-

WAAAAAAAAAAGH!

rolled 71 = 71

>>8860112
Wait, is this Ciaphas Cain? LOOK OUT FOR SMELLY GITS WITH MELTAS!

KRUMP HIM! RIGHT ON THE FOREHEAD!

rolled 32 = 32

>>8860153
It's not Cain.

Cain wouldn't be making pious remarks, he'd be shooting and defending while crying out for JURGEN

Make sure you KRUSH DAT CAP on 'is head.

We'z not the new commissar.

"I WANT DAT BLOODY HAT!"

rolled 69 = 69

WE WANT THAT HAT!

Also grapple check (with da klaw).

rolled 75 = 75

E's bein sneaky an dodgy?! Don't underestimate da powa of da KLAW!

Maneuver next to a wall, den KLAW SMASH the wall to hit him with an orkarmful o' concrete! When e's stunned, crush his sword arm and punch him into a puddle with your other arm!

Tho now dat I tink 'bout it, da hatz too tall 'n goofy looking.

Flatten it down abitt, first.

>>8860220
I LIKE DIS PLAN

CONESS...CONCUS...

DIS ONE!

>>8860134
In all honesty I had considered that.
>>8860153
And that.

---

You roar again, spitting out rank saliva and chunks of squig still stuck between your teeth. If you learnt anything from the fight with Nob it was that kickin is just as good as thumpin, so that's just what you do now.

It connects with the commisars back and he falls and sprawls across the floor a couple meters before. He's still holding his choppa, and despite his eyes being screwed up in pain, he pulls out a pew-pew pistol from a holster.

"Thought for the day: If the spark of your mortal existence is extinguished fighting the foes of the Emperor, lament only that you do not have another to offer."

He pulls the trigger rapidly and you feel the chest plates of your armor heating up somewhat uncomfortably.

Good Orkz don't hesitate though, and Mork knows you're one of the finest ever to climb outta the muck. You don't even roar this time, only cackle and dive through the air, taking another couple shots to the chest before landing your elbow square in the chest of the 'umie, snapping all of his rubs and deflating his lungs. He has no breath to cry out in pain, but gurgles blood and bile in his last moment.

Take 'iz 'at, everyone knows da biggest ork gets da biggest 'at, then it's lootin time!

>>8860295
HOLY SHIT ELBOW-DROP VICTORY!

>>8860295

Dat meens dere iz wun left. Now where dat point hat run off to?

>>8860295
*all of his ribs, whoops.

rolled 80 = 80

>>8860295
GRAB 'IM WIF DA KLAW AND TAKE DA HAT

>>8860334
>worry about spelling when typing in Ork
>lulz

>>8860349
This sounds like an awesome way to end the fight. I support it.

rolled 92 = 92

Were did Grotlikka get to?! If 'e ain't gon made 'imself useful then e's gonna get a punch to the face!

>>8860406
YEAH!

You roll off of the commissar and, noticing how spiffy his hat looks, pick it up and pat it down on your head.

The third human is out of sight, but his fearful sobs make it easy enough to locate him behind a crate. He is unarmed, and with a broken leg is a pathetic and utterly unthreatening foe.

Can mercy bloom on the battlefield?

rolled 23 = 23

>>8860412
HAHA NO!

Take da 'umie with you, it'z always good to 'ave a quick snack 'andy

>>8860412
FEED 'IS 'UMIE GUTZ TO DA SQUIGS!

rolled 4 = 4

>>8860412
STOMP 'IM

rolled 45 = 45

>>8860412
wait wait, get him to tell where all the flash loot is.

THEN SMASH 'IM!

>>8860412
NAW, YA STUPID GITS! DIS ONE'S IMPORTANT! GET 'IM TA TELL YA ABART THA NUNS!

"I did not start this, creature. Please...have mercy. I mean you no harm, I could be useful, I could ARGHHH!"

As much as 'umies have a talent for muckin' around with talkin, you seem to be developing a talent for interupting the talky with somethind dead hurty. You snap priest's knees and his already broken leg is forced to bend forward at a horrific angle. His sobs turn to gasping, inaudible heaves as he tries to reconcile his weak faith with his imminent death.

You boot him in the chest against the corner and carry on booting until he shuts up. Turns out that snapping bones could be one of your favorite pastimes. Too bad that you're now covered in human juice.

rolled 26 = 26

>>8860412
GODDAMMIT WHY DO WE ALWAYS TAKE THE DAMN COMMISARRIAL HAT

THROW HAT DOWN IN DISGUST

rolled 58 = 58

LETS SEE HOW OUR BOYZ IS DOIN'! AND WHERE DA ZOG IS GROTLIKKA?! DAT GIT BETTA HAVE A DAMN GOOD EXCUSE!

rolled 63 = 63

>>8860412
STOMP 'IM!

rolled 51 = 51

>>8860535
FUCK NO, WEAR HAT AS THE SPIFFY FLASH GIT WE ARE

rolled 33 = 33

Let's assume he's dead.

Pick up the commissar's body and take it outside,

Throw it in triumph with a WAAAAAUGH. Any other defenders'd be disheartened and I think we deserve a WAAAUGH cry from that.

rolled 22 = 22

Let'z get back to da boyz, we'z got lootin' ta do, they betta 'ave killed all da 'umies or we'll 'ave to bash some 'eads

>>8860535
DA HAT JUST BOUNCES BACK UP ONTO YER NOGGIN'

ZOG IT, WHY DOES THAT NEVVA 'APPEN WHEN SOMEONE'S AROUND?!

>>8860535
Because Kharn loevs kitten.

One hell of a guy, that Kharn the Betrayer.

Mork dammit! We shoulda kept da priest alive so we coulda had da blue squig chase 'im!

Ah ta hellw'it.

rolled 20 = 20

WHERE DA ZOG IZ GROTLIKKA?!

It's mucking noisy outside still - either the battle is still raging or your boyz are just messing things up for the sake of it. Either way, you figure that showing off your trophy is as good a way as any to continue things. You grab the commissar and walk out the door again.

It seems that your boyz have a pretty good handle of things. The turret towers that you can see are either empty or manned by a greenskin, and both of your skorchas are in front of the largest building, burning the entrances and windows.

You roar again and walk over to the tanks. Still no sign of Grotlikka, but one of the yoofs you collar tells you that there weren't that many 'oomies here afterall, but dere'z still da nunz holed up in the dat building.

rolled 70 = 70

Wat's going n wit de rest of de boyz?
Best stop 'em before dey burn the entire place down or dere'll be NO LOOT! Dere must be order in de ranks! DE HAT COMMANDS IT!

Drop the hat
chop of upper half of commissars face
put chopped off commissar face on head
put hat on face-hat

rolled 17 = 17

>>8860689
DAT STUPID GIT! WE'D BETTA SAVE 'IZ STUPID ARSE

WHERE DE ZOG IS GROTLIKKA?

'N' DON'T YA FORGET YA GITZ! WE'Z GOTTA KEEP DIS PLACE IN ONE PEEZ SOZ WE CAN MAKEZ IT INTA OURZ OWN BASE!

>>8860716
that doesnt make sense

rolled 28 = 28

>>8860689
get all da boys ta gather round.
da plan is te get the shooty tank in first, den the burna tanks, and den when the building is all broke, ave the boys go in and smash the umes up good.

>>8860705
I'm tellin ya, dose hats are contagious. Yous gets one on ya head and yous start shootin ya own boyz up fer no good reason.

Let em burn down da buildin wit' the white girlies, but tell da rest of da boys to cut out wit' ta smashin' and focus on roundin' up da rest of da squigs.

rolled 63 = 63

throw da boomie balls (grenades) into da buildin' den' torch it!

rolled 44 = 44

TUG DA 'AT IN ON YER NOGGIN' EVEN TIGHTER, DEN GRAB A BURNA AN' CHARGE DA LAST 'OUSE TO SHOW YER BOYZ HOW IT'S DUN!

rolled 83 = 83

>>8860791
Dat's mighty orky. Show da boyz how da boss duz it!

rolled 23 = 23

Not that many humies?! Dey might have gone out for a little WAAAAGH! of their own.

Pick a killteam of chain choppas, shootas and burnas to clean out the building. Do it all taktikal like!

Also send the Kart out to scout around the outpost and get a scorcha tank to cover that breach in the wall so no one sneaks up on you while the lads get looting.

ALRIGHT BOYZ! LETS DO THIS! TOOFSUUUUUUUUUM BAAAAAAAAAAKKER

FUCK YEAH!

BEST QUEST EVER!

The base is a little more roughed up than you would have liked it, but you figure that your boyz need to have some 'ard work to do after this is all said and done. That said, you get the feeling that a shack that big must have sumfin good in it. You tell your boys to lay off the burny, cos you wanna go get stuck in and don't want your hat getting crisped up.

After scratching your iron gob in thought for a moment, you decide that havin' some lads along would be a idea too.

"Oi, I want four shooty boys ta follow me in. You four!" you point at a group crowded by the shooty tank.

The yoofs jog to you and line up, slinging their shootas over their shoulder.
"Roit boss, we're onnit."

How do you storm the building?

>>8860996
Use best judgement and guesswork to figure out where abouts in the building dem 'umies is holed up. Then rip a big hole in da wall wit' da klaw and haff da boyz fill it up wiff sum dakka.

>>8860996
trut da front dorr kourse! goin roond is fer sneaky kommando gitz WHAAAAGH!!!

rolled 9 = 9

>>8861019
THAT WALL IS 'UGE!
ZAT MEANS IT HAS HUGE P'TENTIAL FER BEIN' RIPPED OPEN!

rolled 28 = 28

make shore to use de'm fancy new boomy balls we'z just got, den we WAAAGH!

either a perfectly executed tactical breach where all entrances are breached at once, gaining the advantages of numerical supremacy and suprise, OR WE RUSH IN BLASTIN AND KRUMPIN WHILE SHOUTIN WAAAGH!

rolled 5 = 5

send one of da boyz in first, so 'e gets shot while da rest of us are chargin'

rolled 29 = 29

RUN IN DERE FROM DIFRENT ENTRY POINTS TAH CONFUSE DA HUMIES

>>8861111

YA GROT, DATS NOT ORKY! WAAAAGH WITH ALL THE BOYS! SWARM THEM!

Tear open the wall with the klaw den send in da boys to LOOT

rolled 93 = 93

>>8861176
The roll that goes with this

>>8861188
NICE! LETS DO IT! WAAAAAAGH!!!

rolled 86 = 86

Get everyone outside to cheer you on and shoot up the building a little to give it tension and scare the humies! WAR-BOSS! KOMM-MAN-DO! WAR-BOSS! TEAR-EM DOWN! WAR-BOSS! FOIGHT TA WIN! YYYYYAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!!! *DAKKA DAKKA*

rolled 42 = 42

>>8861176
AGREED

rolled 62 = 62

>>8861229
>>8861188

Both of these

Starting to get a hang for this taktis stuff, you decide that the ripping up the wall and shootin the gits inside would be the height of orky kunning.

Followed by squad of yoofs, you run stomp over to the side of the building and tell them to keep the shootas read.

The wall peels back easy with the help of your klaw, and you throw the last of your bombz into the breach. You wait for the krack and then peel back some more wall and jump in, followed quickly by your squad.

You entered behind several stacked crates and can't see any nuns yet. Your earlier feeling about this being an important building seems to be right - you can see lots of weird lookin' humie equipment laying around and several trucks parked inside.

>>8861505

LOOT IT ALL

rolled 37 = 37

>>8861505
call in mo' boyz and tell the shootas that they need mo' dakka

rolled 53 = 53

>>8861505
CHECK FER BOOBY-TRAPS! DEM HUMIES IS GITS LOIK DAT SOMETIMES!

rolled 27 = 27

Da mekboy will love dis place, time ta play 'unt da 'umie. get some more boyz in 'ere

rolled 78 = 78

Can they be underneath or above you?! Make the squad advance in front and don't fall for any humie traps or tricks!

KALL DA SQUIGZ IN!

Suddenly, a blue-clad 'umie jumps out and kills you.

Sry guys gtg

Can the mekboy make Orky communication devices. You know, like those talky ear-pieces dem humies have?

gah, a rocks fall everybody dies ending!

>>8861653

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>8861653
I SEE SPY!!!!

>>8861653
no trip, its a troll

>>8861653

>>8861653
I see no trip code, hopin for non-OP trollin'

Really sorry guys, completely lost track of time, might be on tommorow and try to revoke the ending.

Realising that the pinkskins are playing hide and seek, you give up on the idea of finding them on your own and send one of the yoofs back to fetch more boys. A minute later, 4 more boyz with chain-choppas pour in through the hole and the yoof sent apologises.

"Restada boyz wanna cover the exits, Boss. Sorry."

You grunt and tell your former-squad-now-mob to follow you. Once you get past the stacked up crates the building opens up a lot more and you get to realise just how big it is. It's several storeys high and the ground floor is mostly taken up by the human trucks and various machinery left lying around. The entrances and windows are all alight, though, and smoke is filling the warehouse rapidly despite your boyz having stopped skorchin.

There is a wide metal staircase to your immediate left and not seeing any nuns around here, you charge up the stairs with the rest of your mob. When you reach a door at the top, you realise it's jammed shut.

>>8861753
CRUMP DIS TINY BABY UMIE!

Goddamn, I knew the anti-quest people would try to sabotage at some point. Don't worry guys, I always post with my tripcode.

>>8861762
Oh shit...WE'Z IN DAT SILENT HILL PLACE!

OP IS CREDIT TO /TG/

Seriously, to everyone posting reaction images, the Rocks-Fall guy was not me.

rolled 98 = 98

Klaw tru the ceiling and toss a boy up tru de hole so 'e can go around! The door is a TRAP!

rolled 86 = 86

>>8861762
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR THE OKRKY MULTI-KEY

AKA: THE POWER KLAW!

rolled 20 = 20

>>8861848
DO IT. OR SEE IF WE'Z GOT A SQUIG TO SEND AT THE DOOR

wait, were we able to loot the lascannon chimera earlier?

>>8861887
i think we would need the mek for that

>>8861887
Nope. It was all exploded. Also, the squigs are still rampaging through the fort and will need to be rounded up after the battle.

>>8861905
Okay then, send one of da Boyz to try tah break down the door. If he's afraid, then give him some teef to make up for it.

>>8861827
thank Gork (maybe Mork) i was scared for a bit

>>8861848
DIS

what about grotlikka, any sign of our bro?

>>8861947
No sign of him either. Must got sidetracked, or is muckin' around somewhere.

So which option do we go for? Send an ork up through the ceiling or bash open the door?

Cocks fall. Everybody dies.

>>8861973

could try both...

rolled 30 = 30

>>8861970
Send a git up to come down and SHOCK AN AWE EM WIT SOME KUNNIN TACTICS! I VOTE CEILING!

SPIDER ORK, SPIDER ORK, DOEZ WUTEVER A SPIDER DOEZ, CAN HE SWING, FROM A SQUIG? NO HE CANT, HE'S AN ORK, LOOKOUT, HE IS THE SPIDER ORK

rolled 79 = 79

>>8862041
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>8862013
i say both also

You consider huffin' and puffin' and punching the door down, but looking up you notice that there is obviously another floor above this one.

You tell your boys that you're gonna send 'em up through a hole in the ceiling and order one of the choppy boys to open one up. He manages it quickly, and your boyz one by one climb up through it.

"Oh wotta feelin', when we're climbin' up da zeelin!" they chant for some inexplicable reason.

It looks awfully difficult for you to follow them up there.

Is it possible to demolish all the supports for the building and make it one story high.

Would be easier to search.

>>8862201
Use your back mounted airkraft motors

rolled 96 = 96

>>8862201
While we wait, Knock on the door with our power klaw and say. "ROOM SERVICE"

"Oh wotta feelin', when we're climbin' up da zeelin!" they chant for some inexplicable reason." .........wat?

rolled 2 = 2

>>8862226
Den all da loot gunna get all smashed ta bitz.

'Eres wot we gonna do. Wen da boyz come smashin thru da ceilin', we put da klaw to werk on da door, and we comes smashin thru wit dakka dakka!

>>8862264

I iz mukkin about...

rolled 13 = 13

>>8862201
Tell dem to unlock the door from the other side!

>>8862243
knokin meanz krumpit and KILL all da 'umies?

>>8862252
>>8862252


INEXPLICABLE, you tit

>>8862252
Apparently they like the classics.

WAKE UP YA GROTS!

rolled 46 = 46

>>8862201
Since you sent the boyz up though the ceiling and they are gonna cause havok, so now you take your power klaw and break down the door bringing more boyz wif ya for a 2 pronged infiltration

Not hearing anything from your boyz upstairs, you hope for there sake that they are getting chopped up and aren't just muckin' about. Bored of waiting, you knock on the sealed door with your power fist, creating a big dent.

You wait, no one answers. You punch a hole through the locking mechanism and kick it open.

The first thing you see is a desk covered in scraps of paper directly opposite the door, but when you step into the seemingly empty room something hits you from afar and cuts you face.

Cursing with all the meanest words you know, you see your foe: another damn nun, this one holding a pair of whips and dressing a little funny compared to the others.

She doesn't say anything.

rolled 90 = 90

>>8862473
Two wurds. Dakka Dakka.

>>8862201
We NEED a drawfag to illustrate this.

rolled 98 = 98

>>8862473
I fink wez found da end boss, boyz!

I sez we throws 'er off balance wiv da slugga, den smash da girly-git agains da nearest c'nvenient wall.

WAAAAGH!

rolled 8 = 8

>>8862504
Simple, but effective. And Orky. DAKKA DAKKA

i say after we crump this girly git we take the whips

rolled 55 = 55

bah, whipz are for runt'erderz, letz show 'er a real killy shoota and klaw!

rolled 100 = 100

>>8862473
Fall in love...WIFF KRUMPIN' DAT HUMIE!

"this one holding a pair of whips and dressing a little funny compared to the others. She doesn't say anything." AW HELL YEA

>>8862611
FUCK YES!

rolled 95 = 95

>>8862611
O god he rolled a 100 it has to be done, no matter the cost

Fed up with the muckin' about you grab your slugga and fire a burst of rounds at the nun. Several hit her square in the chest. She hits the ground before she can even make a sound.

I guess you could call that an...anti-climax.

rolled 77 = 77

>>8862650
EAT HER

can love bloom on the battlefield?

>>8862650
Examine her for loot.

rolled 19 = 19

>>8862650
munch on her

>>8862650

If only da boyz wuz round to see dat. Let's move, find da stairs an meet up wit da gits.

lets find that guy who had the funny hat and take his head as a trophy when we are done clearing out the building

>>8862650
Too bad Toofsum had a hat but no sunglasses

rolled 1 = 1

Now we've gotta find da rest of da boyz

rolled 7 = 7

>>8862650
Yeah! Now go up dere and get 'er 'ead for a pointy stick! YEAH! We need to show off a bit!

rolled 57 = 57

>>8862660
lol this

"I guess you could call that an...anti-climax." YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8862650
send a one of da boyz ta loot

Thats what we need! Some spikey bits on us, that we can stick skulls, helmets and more of these funny hats on! So when we goes to kill more humies they know they are muckin with a reeeaaal warboss!

run around looking for our bro grotlikka

...did we just pull an indiana jones?

You check the body for loot. Sadly, she is carrying nothing remarkable besides her whips and a bunch of Imperial symbols on chains around her neck. You move to the next room.

It's another unremarkable office with a desk and filing cabinets. Wutever dey ar, ofcorse. There are no 'umies in this one, but there are two doors. Before you can check out either one though, you hear a racket from the floor above. Shortly after, several choppas stick down through it, and it gives way to your mob, all of them piled up on wun annuver.

"Err, nice to see you again Boss." one of them says groans

>>8862810
take the whip so we can be orkeyanda jones

>>8862810
indiana ork if you please

>>8862823
"Quit muckin about you gits! Wot you doin up dere and not fightin?"

>>8862838
>>8862824
WOTZ DIS? MORE HUMIES' ?

rolled 82 = 82

>>8862823
beat the shit out of them

>>8862906
WHAT DA ZOG HAPPENED?!

rolled 42 = 42

Inquire to what they think they're playing at.

>>8862939
THEY IS MUCKIN ABOUT!

AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!

FUCK YEAH CAPS LOCK!

rolled 34 = 34

Yell "WOT 'APPENED?"

>>8862906
I'm going with this, we need ta be more orky if we'z gona get da boyz ta stop mukin about.

Tell em to unpile! Then we picks us a door, and then go in, and send them into the other one!

This looks like muckin' around to you, and no Warboss (or even Boss-in-training) can stand for that. You start clobberin' them all about the head and promising them that they'd be chopped up so tiny that the grots'll eat 'em.

"Ow! Kuddit owt Boss!"
"No! Boss! Nooo!"
"Argh, Mork help us!"

You carry it on for a little while before you remember that there are still nuns to be killan. You ask the boyz if they found any while deyz wuz up dere.

"Argh, Boss dats wut we woz gonna tell ya bafor ya clobbered us! Dere was a bunch of 'em up there but we cort 'em by surprise and mowed 'em down!"

Who exactly archives this?

Not a comment on this being bad, just a question, so I don't archive it badly when someone who is better at writing descriptions would do it.

(Once this thread hits auto-sage I'm done for the night, guys. should be a couple more posts still. Can someone archive this with a decent summary of events?)

>>8863031
THEN WYSE YA GITZ FALLIN' THREW DA FLOOR? IF YAZ SHOT 'EM UP SO GOOD HOW COME YA CANT JUST TAKE DEM STAIRS?

rolled 1 = 1

>>8863031
tell them "good job" and pat them on the head

buy fungus beer and meat pies for them

EXCELLENT

>>8863031

Ask for proof of success.

>>8863057

DIS IZ NO ORK!

>>8863057
>rolled a 1
You go to pat them on the head, but miss. You look silly.

Your boyz explanations leave a little to be desired. First of all, what in Gork's name do they fink dey were playin at fallin' through the zeelin, and secondly, wherez da proof of da dead nunz? This time a different Ork answers.

"Well, ya see Boss, it woz dead hard findan stairs. Datz why we fell through the zeelin. Once we find da stairs ya can zee plenny uv dead nunz wiv yer own eyes."

FUNGUS BEW AN SQUIG PIEZ ARE ON ME LADS

rolled 25 = 25

>>8863170

Looks loik we'z just urned oursewvs a new gob o teef. Krump dat boy in 'iz gob an take da teefs, den order da boyz ta find da stairs!

rolled 87 = 87

>>8863170
WELL DEN. LET'S CHOP OPEN THESE LAST COUPLE DOORS AND FIND SOME STAIRS...

OR.... WE MAKE THEM GET BACK INTO A PILE AND CLIMB UP THEM TO GET US UPSTAIRS!

rolled 16 = 16

>>8863170
go up stairs and look for the bodys

if there are no bodys beat the shit back into the boys and then beat it out of them again

if there is bodys.... er i don't knoWAAAAGH!!!!

any vehicles in this building? the mek might want this building to be his workshop

>>8863252
I remember dem being on the first floor where we entered.

You tell the boyz to unscramble themselves and check out the rest of the rooms on this level. It doesn't take long and, finding no other sisters, you are quickly led to piled bodies of nuns. Turns out they weren't lying at all.

Brilliant kunnin, brutal krumpin and your very lucky boyz have won the day. You now have your very own base of operations! It's badly damaged though, and fixin' it up will keep all of your boyz a long time.

That can be saved for tomorrow though. I'm too tired to post anymore tonight, but I can answer any questions/comments and clear some things up if you like.

>>8863252
A few posts above I mentioned some human trucks. There is also lots of machinery, supplies and several power generators. The building might be a bit big for Gutwort to get all to himself, but it would be a good combined workshop/other fings. I'll post a MSpaint map of the camp tomorrow.

>>8863446
We need a drawfag to draw the orkz climbing into the ceiling and singing.

>>8863446
VICTORY FOR TOOFSUM!
VICTORY FOR DA BOYZ!
WAAAGH!

>>8863446
Bravo for running an interesting series of threads, thanks for the entertainment OP.

>>8863524
I agree, but drawfags never take my requests when I go to their threads. I kinda wanna see a portrait of Toofsum too. I like the direction you guys have taken him in. Not many other Orkz have a cyborknetic ass cheek, I bet.

Archive this shit! we shall continue on the morrow!

>>8863583

The trick is persistence.

is grotlikka still MIA?

>>8863583
Shame I only joined in part 4 otherwise I'd have done something ~ now it's a tad late.

Perhaps if I get around to reading the archives and the quest continues.

>>8863558
Thanks.
>>8863585
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
Just did it.

>>8863635
Hopefully the anti-questers don't try to troll again. Also, just in case I fuck up and post my trip code in a reply or something, i've put my email in the field so I can confirm that a new one is actually me and not a troll.
>>8863644
He is, yeah.
>>8863649
Quest is going to continue until it bores people, so plenty of time left for input (I think).

I've been lurking this from the start, keep up the good work OP.

>>8863644
Yes he is. This is a MYSTERY

>>8863832
alright i just finished reaing all of this, and im thoroughly enjoying it.
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also, i suggest we name our new base Orkimus Maximus