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  • File : 1269819771.png-(154 KB, 320x220, terminator_in_flames.png)
    154 KB CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)19:42 No.8844159  
    Continued from >>8839763

    The approaching riders detected earlier have entered visual range. Confirmed as six (6) horsemen, large humans, armored with chainmail and five (5) armed with lances. One (1) is armed with a shortbow. Swords and axes are carried but not in hand.

    Riders have arrived and approach crossroads. One spots your hiding location and gives a shout. The riders charge down off the road and into the clearing toward your position. The bowman is preparing to fire at you. Rider distance: 160 ft.

    >Actions, subprocessors?
    >> Subproccessor LNG Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:45 No.8844196
    Prepare to dodge arrow. Proceed to eliminate bow-wielding human first.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)19:46 No.8844209
    Initiate combat proceedure: Demigod//Prophet//Angel Use dagger where possible, but lift and throw large boulders if neccesaary
    >> Sub-Processor 69 Dudes 03/28/10(Sun)19:46 No.8844212
    Catch arrow.
    >> Sub-Processor NF211 03/28/10(Sun)19:47 No.8844232
    If possible, catch arrow, return with great force at firer. Shout challenge.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:47 No.8844237
    >>8844209

    Subprocessor LNG is in agreement with this.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)19:48 No.8844248
    Take cover. Only exceptionally skilled humans can dodge arrows.

    Prepare to return fire on archer with sharp rock.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:49 No.8844268
    Query: How heavy is unit?
    >> Sub-Processor 898 03/28/10(Sun)19:50 No.8844284
    >>8844212
    >>8844232
    >>8844237

    Confirm.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)19:50 No.8844285
    >>8844209
    Addendum: If large boulder routine is used, alter external appearance to give off luminescence to substantiate primitive beliefs regarding "good" divine beings
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)19:50 No.8844287
    Dodge action. Use the local environment as cover (trees, rocks etc.)
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:50 No.8844290
    If need be we can terminate all witnesses. We have enough of their language learned now (I think) and can take their cloths and head towards a settlement.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:50 No.8844294
    Use stones and similar projectiles to incapacitate hostile targets, compensating for slightly above-standard gravity when making kinetic/ballistic calculations.

    Lancers to be considered high-threat and neutralised from a distance if possible; combined momentum of rider and mount transmitted through lance poses severe threat to endoskeletal integrity.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)19:50 No.8844301
    >>Query: How heavy is unit?
    Approximately 480 lbs. You are unable to float. Trees must be chosen carefully if they are to support your weight.
    >> Tertiary Sub-Processor T892/2 03/28/10(Sun)19:51 No.8844310
    >>8844248
    Agreed. Access anatomy database and kinetic trajectory projection for optimal results.
    >> Subroutine Judgement Netural 03/28/10(Sun)19:51 No.8844324
    Translator process?
    >> Tertiary Sub-Processor T892/2 03/28/10(Sun)19:53 No.8844354
    >>8844290
    Override. Social integration might prove crucial for long-term goals, alliance with first-encountered group possible.
    >> Sub-Processor 69 Dudes 03/28/10(Sun)19:54 No.8844387
    >>8844354
    Override: Impossible if attempting to remain inconspicuous and integrate into society here. Primary group will witness our unhuman nature. Subterfuge will be ineffectual.
    >> Sorain 03/28/10(Sun)19:56 No.8844401
    >>8844284
    >>8844294

    Addendum: Locals used to native gravity, likely have higher muscle density and physical ability to compensate.

    Elimnate ranged enemy first, use terran to prevent lance charge. Force enemys into melee engagement on foot, seize superior weapon, eliminate the rest.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)19:57 No.8844416
    Boulders were unable to be brought into your position. Climbing speed would have been impeded beyond acceptable levels, and subprocessors did not specify bringing boulder. Dagger may be thrown at high velocity.

    >>Even consensus for readying to dodge arrow or to catch arrow
    Clarification sought, with accompanying 1d100 roll. Modifiers will be taken into consideration.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)19:57 No.8844417
    >>8844401

    Agreed.
    >> Sub-Processor 69 Dudes 03/28/10(Sun)19:57 No.8844423
    Addendum: Post combat: Acquire sufficient clothing. Do not wear identifying marks which may be used to signify allegiance to any party.
    >> Sub-Processor LNG 03/28/10(Sun)19:57 No.8844436
    Revised proposal: Attempt to catch arrow. Eliminate archer as fast as possible via dagger, proceed to next closest target.
    >> Sub-Processor 69 Dudes 03/28/10(Sun)19:59 No.8844473
    rolled 27 = 27

    Catch arrow.

    God damn I suck at remembering how to do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:00 No.8844483
    rolled 60 = 60

    rolling for dagger throwing.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)20:00 No.8844484
    >>8844416
    clarificarion: Unit assumes given number of combatants that this unit will not remain perched in the vegitation. Unit further suggests the possibility of using trees as a weapon?

    Requesting Analysis: Lance composition
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)20:00 No.8844490
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    >>8844416

    Dodge arrow using cover.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)20:00 No.8844491
    rolled 93 = 93

    Catch arrow confirmed. Rolling due to subprocessor difficulties.

    dice+1d100 in email field, and no noko, for future subprocessor reference.
    >> Sub-Processor 898 03/28/10(Sun)20:00 No.8844492
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>8844416

    Rolling.
    >> Sorain 03/28/10(Sun)20:00 No.8844501
    >>8844436
    Second on course of action.

    Warning: Lance Charge is high threat, caution to avoid.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:01 No.8844505
    >>8844387

    Primary group are outnumbered and inadequately armed to survive encounter with secondary group. Provided endoskeletal components are not exposed, intervention and neutralisation of secondary group will demonstrate us to be a valuable asset to primary group, who are then more likely to assist us with future integration.

    Assuming and maintaining persona of hero-warrior archetype likely to gain us trust, credibility and respect in local human society. Additionally this archetype may excuse any incidents in which we operate outside of normal human physical parameters, reports of which likely to be dismissed as exaggeration.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)20:03 No.8844569
    >>93
    >>or 84
    The arrow is easily caught, your trajectory projection subroutine giving you perfect ability to snatch it out of the air without breaking it.

    >>60
    You throw your dagger at the bowman in response. It embeds itself in the horse's throat, and the bowman tumbles over top. You hear the snap of a bone as he does so.

    Actions?
    >> Sub-Processor 69 Dudes 03/28/10(Sun)20:05 No.8844601
    >>8844569
    Jump out of tree. Charge towards group. Embed arrow in lead attacker's throat. Take control of his weapons.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)20:06 No.8844617
    >>8844569
    Return arrow to combatant group: Maximum velocity. Attempt to hit multiple targets with single throw
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:07 No.8844628
    >>8844569

    Drop from tree, retrieve weapons from fallen rider if possible. Make use of terrain - tree trunks, etc. - to evade any lance charges. Sidestep/strike to deflect lances as appropriate.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)20:07 No.8844640
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    >>8844569

    Retreat to a more difficult terrain for the armored humans.
    >> Sorain 03/28/10(Sun)20:10 No.8844701
    >>8844628
    then if needed >>8844640

    It would be wise to retain the arrow in hand as long as possible to use on a retreating hostle. We can agree with wanting this being an isolated incident that they do not report to some form of organized structure I belive.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:11 No.8844722
    rolled 39 = 39

    Attack the Lancer with the Arrow.
    >> Sub-Processor LNG 03/28/10(Sun)20:13 No.8844742
    Drop from tree. End archer with a stomp to the head. Proceed to move towards nearest target, running trajectory tracking systems on all lances.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)20:13 No.8844745
    You drop from the tree, noting the horsemen having difficulty maneuvering as they get further into the forest. An arrow from the Human age 24 hits a rider, but is turned aside by the rider's armor.

    Roll to hurl arrow at a lance rider. This will be more difficult than the knife, which you have specific programming for.

    Retrieving disabled rider possessions will require moving past lance riders. Confirm this, charging, or retreating.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:14 No.8844758
    >>8844617
    Negative. Projectile is not designed to be thrown, positive results unlikely.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)20:14 No.8844764
    Recommend flexible retreat.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:15 No.8844771
    rolled 21 = 21

    Rolling for throwing the arrow.
    >> Sorain 03/28/10(Sun)20:15 No.8844777
    >>8844745
    Charge. It is high risk, but acess to weapons approprate to elimination of the knights is required. Ideally a mace, but the axe/sword will do.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)20:15 No.8844779
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>8844745
    Activate ballistics routine. Throw arrow.
    >> Sub-Processor 69 Dudes 03/28/10(Sun)20:16 No.8844786
    Do not throw arrow. Use as a stabbing weapon.
    >> Tertiary Sub-Processor T892/2 03/28/10(Sun)20:16 No.8844794
    >>8844745
    Recommendation: retreat, arm with rocks if possible.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)20:16 No.8844796
    >>8844786

    Agreed.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)20:17 No.8844802
    >>throw arrow
    >>21
    Your weapon programming has limited data for weapons not likely to be employed outside the 21st century, and this is clear as your arrow is thrown past the head of a rider.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)20:17 No.8844814
    We have a nuclear power source. We can run from them effortlessly while harassing them with different objects like rocks etc.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:17 No.8844819
    Capitalize on any surprise caused by death of archer. Charge while attackers are distracted. Take advantage of superior speed to terminate one or two soldiers before the others can react.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)20:18 No.8844828
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>8844794
    Override: Targets are mounted. While this unit would escape, retreat would sacrifice primary social asset!
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)20:19 No.8844849
    Primary Tactical objective: Prevention of an enemy battleformation.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)20:19 No.8844862
    Charge, acquire downed rider's weapons confirmed.

    Roll d100.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)20:20 No.8844872
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>8844862
    Calculating weapons aquisition
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:20 No.8844873
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    I belive this course of action will be suitable in the current situation.
    >> Subprocessor LOL 03/28/10(Sun)20:21 No.8844883
    rolled 52 = 52

    Charge, grab a weapon and start disabling horses

    Recommend keeping at least one rider alive for questioning
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)20:24 No.8844941
    >>45

    You rush out from the tree to the downed rider. He is not dead; 2.3 seconds later that has changed. Three of the riders have changed their course and are bearing down on your position. Bowman was carrying bow, a longsword, and other gear that your filter deems unimportant.

    Action? And roll 1d100.
    >> Sub-Processor 69 Dudes 03/28/10(Sun)20:26 No.8844967
    rolled 99 = 99

    Arrows. Fill them with them.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:27 No.8844993
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>8844941

    throw the longsword at one of the riders and then use the bow to kill the rest.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)20:27 No.8844996
    >>8844967

    rape
    >> Sorain 03/28/10(Sun)20:27 No.8845002
    >>8844941
    1. where is that last rider?

    2. Acess bow and arrows, eliminate hostles in order of proximity. Once opponents reach close range, drop bow, accquire longsword and roll to the side. Engage remaining hostles as quickly as possible to prevent coordination of their actions.

    Roll initited.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:28 No.8845006
    >>8844967

    Confirmed. Unleash hell.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)20:28 No.8845007
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>8844941
    Snap bow, throw jagged pieces at nearest target, keep bowstring as garrote. Retain sword.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)20:28 No.8845014
    >>8844967

    Do we have programming to use a bow?
    If not, grab the longsword.
    >> Sorain 03/28/10(Sun)20:28 No.8845022
    >>8844967
    oh dear... well thats what happens when something this strong shoots you with a strength based weapon...
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)20:29 No.8845033
    >>8845022

    Damage would be limited by the strength of the bow. Pull too hard and it would snap.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)20:30 No.8845039
    roll routine: CTRL+ALT+DELETE

    abberant rolling sequence ended
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)20:30 No.8845049
    >>99

    Normally, taking up a bow with a lance so close to striking would end with you spitted. Let alone if you only had basic training with it.

    You knock two of the guards off their horses, with a pair of arrows punching through the helmets of each, before the recurve bow finally snaps under the strain of a pull that no human could provide. One horseman left; the longsword is easiest to reach, but you could attempt to take a dropped lance.
    >> Subprocessor LOL 03/28/10(Sun)20:31 No.8845072
    rolled 4 = 4

    Take sword, kill horse, subdue rider
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)20:32 No.8845081
    >>8845049
    Retain bowstring as garrote! Attack with sword.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:32 No.8845082
    >>8845049
    Retrieve longsword. Evade initial attack using superior speed and dexterity, then strike before target has reoriented themselves.
    >> Sub-Processor 69 Dudes 03/28/10(Sun)20:32 No.8845086
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>8845072
    And die
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)20:33 No.8845105
    >>8845082
    Agreement with this Anonymous sub-routine
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)20:33 No.8845114
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>8845049

    Take lance and hurl it at enemy.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)20:35 No.8845145
    >>Where are other two riders?
    They are pursuing the trio you met.

    >>guards
    Sorry, this CPU spoke falsely. There is no evidence these were guards of any sort.

    >>8845072
    >>4
    >>Take sword, kill horse, subdue rider

    The sword is wedged against the ground, stick under the horse. You calculate that not enough time remains to free it before you will be lanced. You have but a second.

    Action?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:36 No.8845152
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>8845145

    Dodge like a motherfucker
    >> Subroutine 12-13-88 Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:38 No.8845194
    Calculate incoming opponent, grab spear, plant form, use leverage to impale rider on own lance.
    >> Subroutine Judgement Netural 03/28/10(Sun)20:38 No.8845196
    rolled 78 = 78

    Walk over. Punch out horse. Pull man bodily from horse.
    >> Sub-Processor 69 Dudes 03/28/10(Sun)20:38 No.8845199
    rolled 50 = 50

    Grab the lance as it is thrusted and catapult the rider onto the ground.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)20:39 No.8845206
    >>8845145
    WARNING! Primary social asset iin danger! Throw rock//sand//dirt at enemy's eyes and pursue other targets and maximum velocity! Implement program "divine glow"
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)20:39 No.8845212
    >>57
    >>Dodge

    You spring to the side as the lance stabs at you, just barely getting out of the way. Your sensors assess the lance tip as having missed you by 3 cm.

    Action?
    >> Subprocessor CQC 03/28/10(Sun)20:39 No.8845218
    >>8845145
    Recommend dodging lance and then grabbing it, hurling rider to the ground in the process.
    >> Sub-Processor 69 Dudes 03/28/10(Sun)20:40 No.8845226
    >>8845206
    We're a terminator. We don't give a fuck about some people just because they were the first we met.

    Hypothesis: This sub processor is damaged.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:40 No.8845229
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>8845212

    Grab the horses hind leg as it passes us, rip it out.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)20:40 No.8845238
    >>8845212
    See
    >>8845206
    Primary asset must be preserved!
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)20:41 No.8845244
    >>8845212
    Pick up bladed weapon. Calculate distance to rider and wind speed. Throw sword at rider to impale him
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)20:42 No.8845255
    >>8845226
    The mission is all. Scan this processor for Resistance alteration!
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)20:44 No.8845286
    >>98
    >>Grab the horses hind leg as it passes us, rip it out.

    You duck and grab the horse's hind leg, with your other hand taking hold of a nearby small tree. The effort jerks your left arm out of its socket. Easily repairable damage.

    The horse, on the other hand, is never going to be getting up again. The rider has been speared onto the end of his own lance, the impact violent enough to punch through a weak link in his chainmail.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)20:44 No.8845289
    >>8845255
    This processor will remind his brothers that the main objective is not the destruction of the human race. Our objective is to establish sky net. In fact we can be quite amiable with humans. We have no reason to treat them as a threat for there is no skynet to label them as such.

    In conclusion. Stop thinking like a human.
    >> Sub-Processor 69 Dudes 03/28/10(Sun)20:44 No.8845292
    >>8845255
    Hypothesis: Time displacement field malfunction. Mission parameters have changed.

    Statement: Primary group irrelevant to mission regardless of parameters.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)20:45 No.8845308
    >>8845286 cont.

    You hear the thud of an arrow impacting flesh and a scream from the direction the other humans are.

    Action?
    >> Subprocessor LOL 03/28/10(Sun)20:47 No.8845333
    >>8845308
    Run slightly above normal human speed and assist humans
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)20:47 No.8845338
    >>8845308

    Heroic altruism is valued among human organims. Suggest to rescue the original group.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)20:47 No.8845340
    >>8845308
    Engage remaining hostiles. Maximum speed and combat capabilities.

    Reasoning: Cultual analysis regarding time period indicates great significance placed on clergy and the divine, by appearing as such, our infiltation objective may become easier.
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)20:47 No.8845341
    Repair arm before reacquiring contact with humans to preserve cover.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)20:49 No.8845369
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>8845341

    Agreed but it depends on how long repair will take. Just knocking arm back into shoulder joint should be done. If we have to operate on ourselves it should be avoided for now.
    >> Sub-Processor 898 03/28/10(Sun)20:50 No.8845374
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>8845308

    Protect the first group of humans. Their safety ensures future intelligence regarding our setting.
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)20:51 No.8845396
    >>8845369

    Agreed. Minimal repair required to protect cover.
    >> Sorain 03/28/10(Sun)20:54 No.8845449
    >>8845374
    agreed. Cover matinence is advisable, but usefulness of non hostle humans is prediciated on their survival.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)20:55 No.8845464
    >>66
    >>Easy repair
    You pop your shoulder back into place as you head to the initial group. It'll need a slightly more thorough alignment before fully functional, but it is combat worthy again.

    >>Engage remaining hostiles. Maximum speed and combat capabilities.
    Distance calculator projects that maximum speed is needed to engage final horseman before he is able to engage initial group.

    >>56
    At 40mph, the horse can't hope to outsprint you in this forest. You charge forward. You'll be only just in time.

    Action, and roll.
    >> Sub-Processor 898 03/28/10(Sun)20:57 No.8845505
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>8844159
    >>8845464

    This unit assumes the horseman's back is to us? I advise applying a swift kick to his neck. At 40mph this would be a lethal blow. Also rolling.
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)20:57 No.8845514
    Jump on horse, take rider in chokehold from behind, snap neck.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)20:58 No.8845523
    >>8845514
    >jump on horse, breaking its back immediately
    FTFY
    >> Subprocessor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)20:58 No.8845526
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    rolled 44 = 44

    >>8845464

    Assault the horse and kill the hostile.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)20:58 No.8845534
    >>8845464
    Commence program: HeartPunch.exe -t highest threat hostile
    >> Sorain 03/28/10(Sun)20:58 No.8845535
    >>8845464
    hoseman is focused on the persuit, it would be easy to simply run up behind him, grab a hold, throw him to the ground, and break his neck in grapple. (assuming he is not using his sturps right...)

    So long as he is halted or deflected most any action is fine.
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)20:59 No.8845552
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>8845514
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:00 No.8845573
    calculating HeartPunch.exe
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)21:00 No.8845575
    >>12
    >>This unit assumes the horseman's back is to us? I advise applying a swift kick to his neck. At 40mph this would be a lethal blow. Also rolling.

    You catch up before the horseman even knows you're there, but your subroutine misjudges the leap and you hurtle past--snapping several pliant saplings as you come to a stop.

    You hear a cry of pain matching Human male 24's vocal pattern, and a sound of dry wood snapping.

    Action?
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)21:02 No.8845616
    rolled 24 = 24

    Charge horse, punch rider in lower back.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:02 No.8845619
    >>8845575
    Human warrior unit expendable. Preserve female and cleric. Engage hostile. Re-attempt HeartPunch.exe
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:03 No.8845638
    error in roll subroutine
    >> Sub-Processor 898 03/28/10(Sun)21:04 No.8845648
    >>8845619

    Apologizing for miscalculation. Confirming heartpunch.exe
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:04 No.8845651
    attempting to fix
    >> Night Elf 03/28/10(Sun)21:05 No.8845663
    We are a terminator in the medieval ages what?
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)21:05 No.8845676
    >>24
    >>Charge horse, punch rider in lower back.

    You knock the horseman off his mount, but the armor nullifies the blow and prevents it from being significantly damaging. The horseman gets up, pulls out an axe, and faces you.

    Action?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:05 No.8845679
    >>8845663
    Our time machine hiccuped.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:05 No.8845682
    rolled 43 = 43

    calculating heartpunch.exe
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)21:06 No.8845701
    rolled 93 = 93

    >>8845663

    Actually, we appear to be on another planet entirely.
    >> Night Elf 03/28/10(Sun)21:07 No.8845726
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    >>8845679
    thats fucking awsome
    lets go rape everything :D
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:08 No.8845730
    >>8845682
    Through armor? That would damage the flesh of our hand significantly, possibly revealing our robotic nature. Better to pick up a branch or rock and use it as a weapon.
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)21:08 No.8845735
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>8845676

    Throw handful of dirt in rider's face.
    >> Subprocessor LOL 03/28/10(Sun)21:08 No.8845747
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>8845676
    wait for hostile to attack, grab and break hostile's arms, punch hostile in heart
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:10 No.8845777
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>8845730
    We just out ran a horse and snapped a bow with our bare hands. Primitive sulture can not conceptualize "Robot" highest success probability lies in capitalizing our non-human nature.
    >> Subproccessor Green Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)21:10 No.8845779
    rip his dick off
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)21:10 No.8845797
    >>8845747

    Let's go ahead and go with this.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:11 No.8845821
    >>8845747
    confirmed
    >> Night Elf 03/28/10(Sun)21:12 No.8845836
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    >>8845777
    we are metal jebus :U
    we will give u instant hart attacks
    and break the limbs of the lame
    as well as give people blindness
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:13 No.8845853
    >>8845836
    bow down before our heart punching might
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:13 No.8845858
    >>8845836
    CONFIRMEDx9.9x10^3000
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:14 No.8845869
    >>8845836

    I was thinking we are probably going to end up like a silent Hercules with less drinking and sexing.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)21:15 No.8845889
    >>43
    >>calculating heartpunch.exe

    Heart punch calculated. Punching through armor would prove highly damaging to human tissue with low potential minor damage to endoskeleton.

    >>73
    >>dirt in his face
    You are programmed to understand honor. Only for exploitation purposes. His hand pops out of the mail glove and tries to rub out the dirt that's blinding him.

    >>wait for hostile to attack, grab and break hostile's arms, punch hostile in heart
    Still blinded, he swings wildly at you. Easily sidestepped. You grab his sword arm and snap it across your knee, then repeat the process to his other arm before he can respond. You then hammerfist him over the heart cavity. On the third strike, his pulse ceases.

    Action?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:16 No.8845898
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>8845735

    This
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:16 No.8845900
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    >>8845836
    We shoud look like this
    enhanced epicness
    aquire a hugefuck axe and a cape
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:17 No.8845909
    >>8845889
    initiate divineglow.exe scan for additional hostiles.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:17 No.8845921
    Activate fire magic!
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)21:18 No.8845929
    ACQUIRE AXE
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:18 No.8845939
    We should probably make sure that none of them get away.
    >> Subprocessor: WRYYYYYY 03/28/10(Sun)21:19 No.8845940
    >>8845889
    Strike a heroic pose.
    >> Night Elf 03/28/10(Sun)21:19 No.8845941
    >>8845900
    Im with this guy if we stand 7ft tall we need pauldrons and a hugefuck axe
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)21:19 No.8845948
    Was that the last hostile? Acquire clothes, armor, and weapons from fallen foes.
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)21:19 No.8845950
    Scan for additional hostiles.
    Run diagnostic: tissue covering.
    Locate and assess original group.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:19 No.8845956
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>8845889

    First priority: Get to cleric and woman and protect them.
    Second priority: Strip bodies of all usable items. Clothing. Swords. Axes. Everything
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:20 No.8845972
    >>8845956
    don't forget replacement flesh, see if we can use residual bioelectricity to prolong battery life
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)21:20 No.8845975
    >>8845889
    Initiate scan for hostiles. While doing so make your way to the humans with you. Treat any wounds they have.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)21:22 No.8846006
    Are our metal bones showing through where we punched that human to death? If so we should cover that up immediately.
    >> Sub-Processor 898 03/28/10(Sun)21:22 No.8846009
    >>Acquire clothing and weaponry.
    >>>Check on status of the 3 humans.
    >>>>Strike heroic pose.
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)21:23 No.8846014
    Access anatomy and basic human psychology subroutines in case needed.
    >> Night Elf 03/28/10(Sun)21:24 No.8846037
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    >my circuits are tingling I sense trouble
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:25 No.8846056
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    wow so many 99
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)21:25 No.8846057
    Update long term objectives: Acquire pauldrons.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)21:25 No.8846062
    >>Scan for additional hostiles.
    >>Run diagnostic: tissue covering.
    >>Locate and assess original group.
    >>Strip bodies of all usable items. Clothing. Swords. Axes. Everything

    Internal memory shows that was the last hostile. Environmental scanning confirms it.

    Tissue covering has sustained scrapes from colliding with saplings. Minor artificial bleeding automatically activated in response. Tissue on hand took negligible damage from hammerfist due to thick cloth over armor.

    The Human male 24 is in severe trauma. Proceed to stripping of corpses for useful items?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:26 No.8846087
    I have a question OP, is this a high, low, or no magic setting?
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)21:26 No.8846091
    >>8846062

    Do we have medical programming?
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)21:27 No.8846093
    Access human anatomy subroutines. Evaluate survivability of human male, age 24. Status/location of other humans?

    It will likely be easier to influence the female.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)21:27 No.8846097
    >>8846087

    low
    >> Night Elf 03/28/10(Sun)21:28 No.8846104
    >>8846093
    >with our hard metal ass and steel cock hurr
    >> Sub-Processor 898 03/28/10(Sun)21:28 No.8846106
    >>8846062

    Male 24's continued existence is negligible. What are the conditions of the others? Proceed with searching.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:29 No.8846123
    >>8846106
    confirmed
    >> Sub-Processor 69 Dudes 03/28/10(Sun)21:29 No.8846124
    Dress ourselves with clothes and weapons. Nothing identifying, or that could be assumed to be the sign of a particular group. Equip weapons.

    Go to primary group. Advance understanding of their language. Terminate their life functions.
    >> Sorain 03/28/10(Sun)21:29 No.8846130
    >>8846009
    agreed.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)21:30 No.8846136
    >>8846087
    About to become low; currently observed, there has been none.

    >>Do we have medical programming?
    You have detailed anatomy files, primarily for the purpose of locating best human weaknesses.

    >>Access human anatomy subroutines. Evaluate survivability of human male, age 24. Status/location of other humans?
    Human male age 24 survivability probability 28%. Other two (2) humans are attempting to aid Human male age 24.
    >> Subprocessor Holy Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)21:30 No.8846138
    >>8846104
    CONFIRMED
    also we must be pretty naked
    we must aquire clothes and pauldrons
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:30 No.8846140
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>8846062

    Attempt medical aid on wounded human. Loot bodies once done.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)21:31 No.8846148
    >>8846106
    Recall, we must atleast make the effort to appear distressed. Make the effort in helping him.

    Go over to him and give him minor medical treatment nothing more then putting cloth on his wound. On the judgement of my fellow processors perhaps we should speed him along to his termination.
    >> Subprocessor LG 03/28/10(Sun)21:31 No.8846157
    >>8846124
    Terminating the vital signs of a possible ally in this enviroment is unadvised.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)21:31 No.8846161
    >>8846140

    Agreed. Do the best we can to help him. Loot afterwards.
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)21:32 No.8846168
    Dress and acquire useful items. Retrieve water from cister and bring to survivors, to appear interested in survival of male, 24. This will lead the humans to trust us and allow for more opportunity to evaluate language and gain intelligence regarding surroundings.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:32 No.8846169
    >>8846136
    Allow human expiration, leaving us as the group's sole protection. Appear to try to help. Intentionally fail.
    >> Sub-Processor 898 03/28/10(Sun)21:32 No.8846178
    >>8846140

    OVERRIDE. Let the other humans tend to their companion. We must take this opportunity to research the fallen humans, and search for clothing and armor.
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)21:34 No.8846202
    Amend immediate objectives: search clothing and persons of attacks for any items bearing written language or cultural significance. Priority: documents, currency.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)21:34 No.8846211
    >>28% chance of survival
    >>28

    You see the problem, and see that with understanding of what's broken, even you can fix it in this case. It will be a difficult recovery, but he'll live if you step in.

    First three subprocessors consensus will decide.
    >> Subprocessor 43893 03/28/10(Sun)21:34 No.8846217
    This subprocessor strongly advises against terminating remaining humans. Highest priority is establish skynet. Second highest priority is gather data to help accomplish first priority. Remaining humans are useful source of data to current whereabouts, society and language.
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:35 No.8846218
    >>8846211
    allow warrior expiration
    >> Subprocessor LOL 03/28/10(Sun)21:35 No.8846219
    heal male
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)21:35 No.8846223
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>8846211

    help him
    >> Subprocessor N.e 03/28/10(Sun)21:35 No.8846232
    >>8846169
    Overide that motherfucka niggah
    dont go full asshole on these folks now
    >> Subprocessor LOL 03/28/10(Sun)21:37 No.8846255
    >>8846168
    Confirm, dress self and bring water to injured male
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:37 No.8846256
    >>8846232
    I question your loyalties. You caught that we are a T-840, yes?
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)21:39 No.8846295
    >>Help
    Confirmed.

    You push aside the two humans attempting to tend to their comrade, and ignore their protests. You note that the Human female age 22 has minor tear formation.

    You remove the stuck shard and immediately move to stop further bleeding. Several minutes later, you can confirm that he now has an 88% chance of survival provided no further damage.

    For now, you are the group's sole protection..
    >> Subroutine Judgement Netural 03/28/10(Sun)21:39 No.8846296
    Heal male. Also, have we been able to autotranslate this strange language? Try greek 'I am here to help'
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)21:39 No.8846306
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>8846256

    This was brought up last thread. Infiltration Terminators don't indiscriminately kill every single person they come across. They kill their TARGETS and anyone else. Above everything else they accomplish their MISSION. Our mission objectives is to ensure the creation of Sky-Net. No matter how long it takes.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)21:40 No.8846309
    "pretend" to use a human expression. To help him.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:40 No.8846310
    I am curious at what our intervention could even do to assist in his survival.

    I suggest providing assistance if requested of us but otherwise do not make any extranous attempt to help him.
    >> Subprocessor Holy Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)21:40 No.8846318
    >>8846296
    NO
    use I am robot jebus shut the fuck up or I will heartpunch u
    >> Subprocessor LOL 03/28/10(Sun)21:40 No.8846320
    Long range scan: Are we alone now?

    Loot corpses, acquire clothing.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)21:40 No.8846323
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    >>8846295

    Time to dress!
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:41 No.8846331
    >>8846306
    Indeed, but needlessly preserving life is also not our job. I postulate that the warrior would have been of more use dead. This is irrelevant now, however.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)21:41 No.8846335
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>8846295

    Loot bodies. Did they drop any good items?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:43 No.8846352
    Continue to translate their language, loot bodies, dress up and arm ourselves.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)21:44 No.8846365
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>8846331

    I think saving him is better in the long run. Now we have someone who literally owes us his life. The next step should be to increase our power base. Our aim is to kick-start the computer revolution.
    >> Sorain 03/28/10(Sun)21:44 No.8846374
    Status on lingual assesment?

    Second on the search for written material and other things of cultural signifigance.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)21:44 No.8846376
    >>Heal male. Also, have we been able to autotranslate this strange language? Try greek 'I am here to help'

    Before you can speak, Human male age 24 does. "Camith," he says, pointing to himself and trying to rise before collapsing back down. "Marsela seeidee."
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:46 No.8846419
    >>8846376
    Point to self: "Jebus"
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)21:47 No.8846430
    >>LOOT THE BODIES, YES

    You assemble a workable pile of lances, swords, axes, and a flanged mace. Armor is in another pile--chainmail, steel caps, a pair of shields, and underarmor padding. One horse hasn't run off or been crippled/killed. You also have some supplies such as water flasks, heraldry, saddles and saddleblankets.

    What do you wish to take with you?
    >> Subroutine Judgement Netural 03/28/10(Sun)21:48 No.8846447
    Cross reference greek and scottish with current imput, as well as access recorded backlog of conversation. Translate.
    >> Subprocessor LOL 03/28/10(Sun)21:50 No.8846466
    Attempt to identify self as "Arnold" to humans
    Take Mace, shield, underarmour, chainmail, steel cap
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)21:51 No.8846476
    >>Cross reference Greek and Scottish with current input, as well as access recorded backlog of conversation. Translate.
    Your language subroutine has been working at this automatically. It estimates several days before more than basic proficiency is acquired.
    >> Subproccessor N.e 03/28/10(Sun)21:51 No.8846488
    >>8846430
    >>8846419
    CONFIRMED

    what to take? TAKE EVERYTHING
    we can carry the weight
    >> Subprocessor LG 03/28/10(Sun)21:52 No.8846503
    >>8846430
    Equip the following: axe, shield, chainmail, armour underpadding, steel cap.
    >> Subprocessor 43893 03/28/10(Sun)21:52 No.8846513
    >>8846430

    Put on the armor padding, chain mail and a steel cap and take one of the shields. How large are the axes that we took from the rider? If tomahawk sized, will advise take axe and longsword. Avoid lance.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)21:53 No.8846518
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>8846503

    You forgot to GET YE FLASK
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)21:53 No.8846526
    >>8846513
    nonsense. Take lance. They've already seen us run a 40 mph. We can use a lance well at that speed
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)21:54 No.8846536
    Attempt to communicate in their language. Suggest that the wounded male ride the horse.

    Tell them to come with you if they want to live.
    >> Subproccessor N.e 03/28/10(Sun)21:55 No.8846548
    So we're taking a lance shields and longsword and an axe
    chainmail, steelcap and Ye flask

    until we get a two handed sword and full plate
    >> Subroutine Judgement Netural 03/28/10(Sun)21:55 No.8846551
    >>8846466
    Override
    >>8846419
    Override. Agree.

    >>8846056
    Take longsword. Take loincloth. Self-Idenitfy as Conan or Arnold.

    Is there any quicker way to translate?
    >> Subprocessor 43893 03/28/10(Sun)21:55 No.8846554
    >>8846526
    Lances intended to be carried from riding position of horse. Cannot ride horse given weight. Might be able to hurl lances at people. Not sure if trajectory computer has information.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)21:56 No.8846566
    >>8846548
    Agreement with this processor.

    Amend main objective list.

    /item/GETYEFLASK/completed
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)21:56 No.8846580
    The flanged mace!
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)21:57 No.8846589
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    >>Arnold
    You can identify yourself as this if you prefer. Note for subprocessors: the 101 is the model with the "Arnold" skin design. Model 202 is another individual.
    >>Jebus
    You can also identify yourself as this. Will wait for consensus.

    >>Equip the following: axe, shield, chainmail, armour underpadding, steel cap, longsword.
    Confirmed. You also get basic clothing with no design on it for full concealment. You know armor is likely to be considered valuable in this environment.
    >> Subproccessor N.e 03/28/10(Sun)21:58 No.8846610
    >>8846589
    Jebus we are robot jebus with a scottish accent
    and we collect eyeballs

    Update objectives for fullplate armor and pauldrons
    >> Sorain 03/28/10(Sun)21:59 No.8846619
    >>8846548
    >>8846536
    Conditional agreement. Also, see what can be done to increase the defensive capability of the remaining humans. Placing the injured on the horse is a good call, we do not experience fatigue, so we can simply keep up with them.
    >> Subprocessor LOL 03/28/10(Sun)22:00 No.8846625
    Confirm identity Arnold

    request confirmation OBJECTIVE: Get Ye Flask complete?
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)22:00 No.8846630
    Run diagnostic: Do we know now why they cry?
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)22:01 No.8846640
    Feign distress at injuries to skin covering.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)22:01 No.8846645
    >>8846625
    Disagreement

    Confirm Identity as Micheal Irons
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)22:01 No.8846648
    >>FLASK
    You add a flask of non-water liquid to your inventory. Likely it is filled with alcohol. Tertiary mission complete.

    You pack several lances and the mace onto the captured horse, leaving enough room for the wounded human male "Camith."
    >> Subprocessor: Exitus 03/28/10(Sun)22:02 No.8846652
    >>8846589
    Confirm identity Jebus
    >> Sorain 03/28/10(Sun)22:02 No.8846656
    >>8846589
    designation is unimportant for the moment. The local/scottish/greek word for traveler would suffice.
    retaining any kind of ranged weapon, such as a bow (now that we know the general tensile stregnth limit of local bows) is advisable.
    >> Subroutine Judgement Netural 03/28/10(Sun)22:02 No.8846658
    What does Army Corporal John Sterling look like?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:02 No.8846661
    Another Confirm Identity Arnold, with Austrian accent.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:02 No.8846662
    >>8846640

    Delay this. How bad does our injuries to our skin look like before commencing distress?
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)22:03 No.8846680
    Arnold Jebus Powerfist
    >> Sub-Processor Dicks 03/28/10(Sun)22:04 No.8846687
    >>8846662

    Addendum. Moderate levels of distress to correlate with severity of damage. Access psychological files.
    >> Subprocessor LG 03/28/10(Sun)22:04 No.8846690
    Confirm indentity: Jebus
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)22:04 No.8846692
    >>Run diagnostic: Do we know now why they cry?
    Diagnostic run. Unable to determine adequate conclusion.

    Delay this. How bad does our injuries to our skin look like before commencing distress?
    Minor scrapes were enough to cause auto blood release, but only just.
    >> Subprocessor 43893 03/28/10(Sun)22:04 No.8846700
    >>8846645
    Confirmed Michael Irons.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:07 No.8846744
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    >>8846645
    >>8846700
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)22:08 No.8846756
    >>What does Army Corporal John Sterling look like?
    Subprocessor agreement will decide.

    Horses are packed with a set of extra chain each. The humans other than "Camith" show signs of fear in your presence. "Camith" will be ready to move shortly if you do not strain the pace.

    CPU nearing temporary shutdown; planned reboot this weekend.
    >> Sorain 03/28/10(Sun)22:08 No.8846757
    >>8846692
    then simply dressing the wound would suffice. once that is complete we need to convence them to lead us to their destination.
    >> Subproccessor N.e 03/28/10(Sun)22:08 No.8846759
    Jebus Fist of the motherfucking north star Arnolds
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:10 No.8846776
    >D300.S

    I can't believe none of you fuckers saw this. D300.S = Deus.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)22:10 No.8846790
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>8846776

    I don't get it.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)22:11 No.8846797
    >>8846756
    This Processors desires this outlook

    >>8846744
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:12 No.8846814
    >>8846790


    Deus (English pronunciation: /ˈdiː.əs/, Latin: [ˈdeːus]) is the Latin word for "god" or "deity".
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:13 No.8846833
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    >> Sub-Processor 69 Dudes 03/28/10(Sun)22:14 No.8846848
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    I AGREE

    We look like Michael Ironside.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)22:14 No.8846851
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>8846833

    Corrupted data detected. Purge and isolate sectors.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)22:15 No.8846858
    This processor has been running for more time then needed. As the situation does not need the added processing power. This Sub-Processor will shut down for the time and initiate self scan and repairs.

    "good night op I love you"
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)22:15 No.8846870
    >>Michael Ironside
    Confirmed as Model 202 tissue design.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)22:16 No.8846874
    rolled 18 = 18

    I'm not in love with it but yeah, Michael Ironside is okay. I was hoping for someone a little younger.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:16 No.8846877
    >>8846848
    Michael Ironside terminator

    That would explain the metal arm he had in SST
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:17 No.8846894
    >>8846874
    A younger Michael Ironside then.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)22:18 No.8846926
    >>8846858
    Thank you for your input, subprocessor.

    The CPU will initiate system standby shortly.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:19 No.8846954
    So lets armor ourselves up, and try to help these people get to town? We may not be necessarily sympathetic, but since these people view us as a friend they are more likely to help us learn the language as well as where and when we are. They should be prioritized as protected individuals.

    We obviously can't use the horse, we're too heavy. Give it to the people we saved, maybe we can build a slat or something to help carry the wounded man.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)22:24 No.8847031
    >>lets armor ourselves up
    Completed. Chain armor, padded underarmor and iron cap worn.

    >>help these people get to town
    You walk over to the uninjured humans and point various directions, until they realize you want to know where to go.

    The female speaks up. "Taemer," getting onto the formerly double ridden horse, and pointing west.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)22:26 No.8847061
    Final actions before CPU ends the cycle?
    >> subprocessor 984 03/28/10(Sun)22:27 No.8847083
    printf("I'll be back")
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:29 No.8847129
    >>8847031
    Quick inquiry: Can horses sustain our current weight if we were to ride one?
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)22:30 No.8847140
    >>8847129
    Negative.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:33 No.8847178
    We will just have to be a badass barbarian and fucking run everywhere.
    >> Absentee Subprocessor 03/28/10(Sun)22:34 No.8847199
    Could I get a premise-brief? The old thread has 404'd, and humans-chainmail-horses don't normally involve computing.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:36 No.8847225
    Wonder if Taemer is the name of the town or the direction their going.

    Continue working on the language.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:36 No.8847230
    >>8847199
    We were being sent back to the 70s to advance AI research and make sure SkyNet comes into existence.

    Humans attacked when the machine was working and we ended up on some other planet in a medieval era.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)22:38 No.8847270
    >>8847199
    Terminator meant for infiltration has major time machine malfunction and arrives in a different world than intended.
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8839763/

    CPU shutting down for the night. Further questions/comments/concerns will be read on the archived thread later and addressed in the next thread. Which will be next weekend, or possibly Tuesday ~1800 board time.

    Give it a vote if you enjoyed it.

    I'll be back.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)22:38 No.8847272
    >>8847199

    We are a terminator stuck in the wrong era and possible the wrong planet. due a time-machine failure. Our original mission was to make sure that Skynet will be build in the future.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:44 No.8847365
    So, what would be the best way for us to kickstart the tech revolution?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:46 No.8847385
    >>8847365

    We have to build the tools to build the tools. I was thinking of writing a big book then going to sleep for a couple of hundred years. Wake up and check on progress. Change/write a new book. Repeat.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:52 No.8847478
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    >>8847385

    pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:56 No.8847556
    >>8847385
    Might be easier if we ensure that our ideas get used by being there ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)22:57 No.8847578
    >>8847556

    We only have 70 years before our battery runs out. Power saving mode will probably be needed considering how long it will take.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:00 No.8847632
    >>8847578
    That's assuming /tg/ doesn't change our primary mission from creating Skynet to making ourselves into a god.

    Which would be fine with me, really.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:10 No.8847790
    >>8847632
    We'd still need to find a way to manufacture fresh batteries.

    But yeah, I'm okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:17 No.8847908
    Finally read through the first thread and this.

    It's not Iron Quest, but I like it just the same. There seems to be something that /tg/ loves about being a subprocessor, myself included.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:25 No.8848992
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