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    15 KB CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:05 No.8839763  
    >2024, Skynet Navajo Mountain Time Displacement Facility
    >Final diagnostic check: Terminator unit D300.S, series 840, model 202
    >Purpose: Long-term infiltration and subversion
    >Unit Destination: Philadelphia, 8 Sept 1978
    >Unit Mission: prevent identity disclosure, acquire position(s) of influence, provide long-term promotion of government programs supporting artificial intelligence research, ensure quiet disappearance of anti-AI groups

    >Diagnostic complete. Terminator unit D300.S nuclear energy cell activated
    >Terminator unit D300.S loaded into time displacement chamber. Conductive gel application complete. Time displacement equipment charging
    >Charge complete. Time displacement process begun
    >Time required for time displacement: 60 seconds
    >Explosion detected!
    >Explosion location: inside complex. Magnitude: 7. Cause: Human explosive device.
    >Human forces detected inside complex
    >Engaging human forces
    >Damage to time displacement equipment: minimal. Continuing time displacement process
    >Time required for time displacement: 20 seconds
    >Additional forces required to engage human attack
    >Time required for time displacement: 11 seconds
    >Human forces detected inside inner complex!
    >Time required for time displacement: 5 seconds
    >Time required for time displacement: 1 second
    >Explosion detected!
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:05 No.8839767
    >Terminator unit D300.S online.
    >
    >Intial mission: acquire clothing articles to remain concealed within human population
    >ERROR! Current location temperature, lighting, vegetation does not meet logged parameters for Philadelphia 8 Sept 1978
    >Beginning location log comparison
    >Location comparison complete. No matches found in database
    >Beginning electromagetic emission scan
    >No emissions above default significance threshold detected
    >
    >Error threshold sufficient for subprocessor decision routine activation
    >
    >Subprocessors activated. Consensus awaited
    >
    >
    >Actions?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:06 No.8839787
    Let's go to the Gap.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:07 No.8839801
    Examine ourself.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:09 No.8839832
    SCARE BLACK GUY IN TRUCK
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:10 No.8839843
    Look around. Take in the our current whereabouts.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:12 No.8839866
    >>Let's go to the Gap.
    There is no sign of human buildings in immediate area. Walk until human construction found?

    >>Examine ourself.
    Self diagnostic begun. Processing...

    >>SCARE BLACK GUY IN TRUCK
    Human vehicles not in sight. Humans not in sight.

    >>Look around. Take in the our current whereabouts.
    Nearby vegetation is coniferous in nature. Numerous trees of significant size surround your small clearing.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:12 No.8839869
    Kill George Washington.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:12 No.8839877
    1. READ CATCHER IN THE RYE

    2. KILL JOHN LENNON
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:13 No.8839880
    Self diagnostic complete.

    >Physical system capabilities
    • Durability: Endoskeleton will withstand most small arms ammunition. Resistant to force and temperature extremes; sufficient amount of either is able to damage endoskeleton integrity.
    • Concealment: Long-lasting living human tissue covering, with limited regenerative capabilities and easy access maintenance system. Voice processing system capable of accurately mimicking observed human voices and animal noises. Consumption of food will not interfere with systems; marginal nutrient supply required for optimal maintenance and repair of tissue.
    • Speed: Sustained running at maximum speed of 22 mph, burst speed maximum of 40 mph.
    • Energy reserves: 70 years standard operation with compact nuclear-energy Iridium cell. Total operation time can be extended past 70 years by entering stasis mode.
    • Active network circuits: permits CPU overclock and mechanical system supercharge, providing nearly 20% higher performance for short period; requires approximately 1 year worth stored power from each battery per use. Overuse of ANC in short time period causes overheating and system stress, with possible long-term damage.
    • Sensor suite: capable of detecting infrared, radar, optical and electromagnetic emissions, heat signatures, electronic noise, high-frequency mobile telephone broadcasts, and directed sound.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)16:13 No.8839885
    Attempt to identify date by the position of the stars.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:13 No.8839890
    >>8839880
    >Self diagnostic, cont.

    >Subroutines
    • Internal systems diagnostic scan
    • Gravitational force calculation
    • Object distance calculation
    • Kinetic trajectory projection
    • Material texture and temperature analysis
    • Atmosphere, weather patterns, wind velocity sampling and analysis
    • Language pattern recognition and reproduction
    • Internal chronometer

    >Primary databases
    • Detailed human anatomy and physiology
    • Basic human psychology and human emotions
    • Socio-ecological interactions
    • Zoological information on all recorded species of animal
    • Popular culture of the 20th and early 21st century
    • Make, model, muzzle velocity, weight, length, cartridge size and use of all military and civilian firearms
    • Schematic layouts and instructions on use of all recorded modes of transportation
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:14 No.8839894
    Examine traces of civilization.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:15 No.8839911
    Search for weapons.
    Sticks and rocks count.
    If sticks and rocks are all that can be found, sharpen them to spears.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:15 No.8839914
    >>8839890
    Delete system 32.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:16 No.8839919
    OPERATIONAL ORDER

    /////1/////

    //TERMINATE SUBJECT//
    /////John Lennon//////
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:16 No.8839926
    >>8839885

    This.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:16 No.8839929
    >>8839919
    OVER-RIDE!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:17 No.8839939
    >>8839890

    Is internal chronometer viable for determining the current date?
    If so, echo IC.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:17 No.8839943
    >>Kill George Washington.
    >>1. READ CATCHER IN THE RYE
    >>2. KILL JOHN LENNON
    Tasks put into long-term goals. Will act upon as conditions permit.

    >>Attempt to identify date by the position of the stars.
    Examining sky. Majority of stars too dim to track; light saturation from two--negative, from three suns hinders efforts. Suggest reattempting when two closest suns set.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:18 No.8839952
    >>8839943
    Analyze radiation levels if there are any.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:18 No.8839955
    >>8839943
    Oh shit, we're not on Earth.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)16:18 No.8839964
    >>8839911

    If we don't have the database for it we might be able to re-create stone napping. It is simply a matter of finding the weakness in the stone and breaking it along those lines.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:19 No.8839967
    >>8839955
    Or our visual feedback needs repairs.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:19 No.8839972
    Identify the local vegetation.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:19 No.8839977
    >>8839967
    Or that.
    I hope it's that.
    I really want to kill John Lennon.
    >> SUBPROCESSOR 10100 03/28/10(Sun)16:20 No.8839986
    >>8839943

    ///ERROR///
    Too many local stars.
    Run Gravitational Force Calculation.
    Echo Results.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:20 No.8839989
    >>8839964
    >>8839911
    We are a terminator.
    I think we can be deadly without such small trinkets.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:20 No.8839995
    Test: How many fingers do we have?
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)16:20 No.8839999
    Do the suns appear to be natural? Could they be giant mirrors in orbit?
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:21 No.8840000
    >>Delete system 32.
    No. You cannot self-terminate.

    >>Examine traces of civilization.
    EM emissions scan run, nothing detected. Orders, subprocessor?

    >>Is internal chronometer viable for determining the current date?
    Internal chronometer reads 00:00:6:47 years:days:minutes:seconds since arrival.

    You have 69:364:53:13 amount of energy cell life remaining.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:21 No.8840005
    GET YE FLASK
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:22 No.8840021
    Explore surrounding area. Find signs of human/alien habitation.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:22 No.8840026
    >>8840000
    Go west until signs of animal life are discovered.
    Search for sharp objects along the way.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:22 No.8840030
    OHHHHHHHHH
    MYYYYYYYYYYY
    GOOOOOOOOOOD

    IRON QUEST?!
    No. Not as good :(
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:23 No.8840032
    >>8840000
    Run scouting routine.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)16:23 No.8840048
    Can we determine the local temperature and humidity?
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:24 No.8840051
    >>Search for weapons.
    Rocks and sticks found in nearby vicinity. Large rock carried in hand, large stick in other.

    >>Analyze radiation levels if there are any.
    Current radiation levels are higher than Earth norm. Levels are not high enough to pose significant danger to life, let alone to self.

    >>Test: How many fingers do we have?
    5 on each hand.

    >>Do the suns appear to be natural? Could they be giant mirrors in orbit?
    Possibility considered, light saturation proves it unlikely.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:25 No.8840068
    >>8840051
    >5 on each hand.
    Counting thumbs?

    Head to the west, and keep walking until either 24 hours have passed, animal/human life is spotted, or walking cannot continue.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)16:26 No.8840079
    Simply going in one direction is probably not wise. We should find something tall and try to get up on top of it.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)16:26 No.8840086
    >>8840051
    New Main Directive. Scout area, find signs of life, infiltrate and co-habit with life forms
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:27 No.8840097
    >>8840068
    >>8840079
    Addendum to order to walk west: Stop walking if an especially large object is spotted that may give a good view of the surroundings. Climb object.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:27 No.8840101
    >>8840079
    Logic processor determines that finding high ground is the best thing to do.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:28 No.8840107
    Climb highest tree to look for any signs of civilization.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:28 No.8840113
    >>Run Gravitational Force Calculation.
    Gravitational force acting on self is 1.07 Earth norm.

    >>GET YE FLASK
    Put into long-term goals.

    >>Explore surrounding area. Find signs of human/alien habitation.
    >>Go west until signs of animal life are discovered. Search for sharp objects along the way.
    >>Run scouting routine.
    Setting out at standard walking pace, bearing west. Sensors on alert.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:29 No.8840133
    >>8840113
    Search for vantage points as well. If a suitably high spot is found, reach it as soon as possible and use it to survey the landscape.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:30 No.8840163
    >>Counting thumbs?
    Five (5) digits on each hand.

    >>New Main Directive. Scout area, find signs of life, infiltrate and co-habit with life forms
    Main directive modified.

    >>high ground
    Highest tree scaled. Coniferous forest surrounds local area; fades within 0.7 km north to clearings. Possible dirt road and crossroads to the magnetic north.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:32 No.8840188
    >>8840163
    Modify order "Head west."
    New order: "Follow road."
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)16:32 No.8840189
    >>8840163
    Head north. Achieve Main Directive task
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)16:32 No.8840190
    >>8840133
    Enter energy saving mode after this.
    Run sensor scan with 50% of normal power usage.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)16:33 No.8840200
    >>8840163

    Alter course to magnetic north.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:33 No.8840202
    >>Can we determine the local temperature and humidity?
    Temperature scan processing.
    Humidity scan processing.

    30.3 degrees Celsius
    64% humidity
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:33 No.8840210
    You guys, I think we might be on a medieval-themed alien world.

    Multiple suns = not Earth.
    Roads = civilziation.
    No EM activity = not advanced civilization.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:34 No.8840219
    >>8840190
    What? Why?

    We have 70 years of nuclear power.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)16:34 No.8840223
    >>8840190
    Over-ride command.
    Follow the current commands appointed by Sub-Processor STN.
    >> Subprocessor 1691 03/28/10(Sun)16:34 No.8840231
    >>8840113
    Request: Identify Unit Mission-sensitive targets by comparing popular culture and recent history to Unit D300.S, 840, 202's non-survival goals.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:35 No.8840232
    >>IRON QUEST?! No. Not as good :(

    Iron Quest confirmed by original CPU as terminated. Original CPU proceeded with Vampire Bride Quest.

    >>head magnetic north, to road
    Course changed. In progress to road.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)16:35 No.8840233
    >>8840210

    We should consider every possibility until evidence points towards one conclusion.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:35 No.8840234
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    >>8840190

    >energy saving mode
    >enough energy for 69 years
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:36 No.8840255
    >>8840234
    70, actually. Note that we've spent less than a single hour of it so far.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:36 No.8840269
    >>8840210

    Or jupiter has become a 2nd sun.

    Its the future I don't need to explain shit.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)16:37 No.8840280
    >examine local trees
    >> Subprocessor 1691 03/28/10(Sun)16:37 No.8840293
    >>8840232
    Assurance: Iron Quest was engaging, and this subprocessor believes that Our current quest shall similarly be engaging.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)16:38 No.8840304
    Oh, can we see the moon? Or, any moon or moons in the sky?
    >> Sub-Processor LKI !fitbTTLMJM 03/28/10(Sun)16:38 No.8840312
    Follow dirt road to end. Do not stray from path.
    Do not enter power-saving mode.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:38 No.8840313
    Crossroads reached. Single road bearing north from position connects to wider road bearing east-west. Material: dirt. Pile of boulders at corner of road.

    >>8840231
    Please clarify, subprocessor.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:38 No.8840326
    FInd natives and steal all their clothes for future disguises.
    >> Sub-Processor LKI !fitbTTLMJM 03/28/10(Sun)16:39 No.8840338
    >>8840313
    Follow wider road. Drop stick. Hold onto rock.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)16:40 No.8840364
    >>8840313

    We should follow the wider, more well traveled road.

    Look for tracks. Wheels, animals, or humanoid.
    >> Subprocessor 1691 03/28/10(Sun)16:41 No.8840387
    >>8840313
    Clarification: Compare goals
    >provide long-term promotion of government programs supporting artificial intelligence research, ensure quiet disappearance of anti-AI groups
    to related entries in popular culture and recent history in Philadelphia, 8 Sept 1978.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:41 No.8840389
    >>examine local trees
    Trees identified as a mixture of Black Pine and Blue Spruce. Saplings increase in ratio to larger trees as distance to road decreases.

    >>Oh, can we see the moon? Or, any moon or moons in the sky?
    No moons are visible.

    >>Follow wider road. Drop stick. Hold onto rock.
    Stick dropped. Which direction, subprocessor?

    >>Find natives and steal all their clothes for future disguises.
    Already in short-term goals.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)16:42 No.8840393
    >>8840313
    Examine road for signs of use from wheeled Vehicals or animal hoofs.

    Examine which way the most recent one is heading, follow.
    >> Sub-Processor LKI !fitbTTLMJM 03/28/10(Sun)16:42 No.8840407
    >>8840389
    Follow road west.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:42 No.8840410
    >>8840313

    Keep following wider roads until place of habitation is reached.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)16:42 No.8840414
    >>8840364
    >>8840338
    Confirming action suggestions...
    Approved.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:43 No.8840423
    >>8840389

    So, we are on Earth or in a planet terraformed with Earth biological samples.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:44 No.8840457
    >Clarification: Compare goals >provide long-term promotion of government programs supporting artificial intelligence research, ensure quiet disappearance of anti-AI groups to related entries in popular culture and recent history in Philadelphia, 8 Sept 1978.

    Groups in popular culture and recent history of Philadelphia, 8 Sept 1978 include two fledgling pro-AI concept groups. Time was provided by Skynet for position of authority to be achieved before important political events occurrred.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)16:46 No.8840493
    >>8840423

    That is one possibility. Also, parallel evolution or perhaps Earth was seeded with life from this world.
    >> Subprocessor 1691 03/28/10(Sun)16:46 No.8840504
    Query: What technological level appears present in this road? What is its construction materials?
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)16:47 No.8840509
    >>8840364

    Supported course of action
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:47 No.8840517
    >>Examine road for signs of use from wheeled vehicles or animal hoofs.
    >>Examine which way the most recent one is heading, follow.
    >>Follow road west.

    Road appears to have been well-traveled; faint hoofprints abound as do some wheeled vehicle prints.

    Heading west.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:47 No.8840522
    Yell really loud to attract attention. Fake injury by the boulder pile.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)16:48 No.8840550
    >>8840517

    Try to identify the animal that left the hoof prints.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:48 No.8840555
    >>Query: What technological level appears present in this road? What is its construction materials?

    Construction of road is simple packed dirt.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)16:49 No.8840566
    >>8840517
    Determine the direction of hoofprints.
    Head towards detemined direction.
    Over-ride command "Head west" if neccesary.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)16:49 No.8840573
    >>8840522
    Over-ride command.
    >> Subprocessor 225-B 03/28/10(Sun)16:50 No.8840584
    >>8840555
    Pick up another rock suitable for throwing; otherwise continue on track.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:50 No.8840586
    >>Try to identify the animal that left the hoof prints.
    Hoof prints appear to belong to Horse: Domesticated, and secondary hoofprints, unable to identify. Possible third track identified: closest match Cassowary.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:52 No.8840607
    >>Determine the direction of hoofprints.
    >>Head towards determined direction.
    >>Over-ride command "Head west" if necessary.

    Hoofprints found heading both directions. Continuing west.

    >>Shout
    >>Override
    Confirm action.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)16:52 No.8840621
    >>8840607
    Over-ride command . Confirming...
    Confirmed.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:53 No.8840647
    >>Pick up another rock suitable for throwing; otherwise continue on track.

    Bearing changed to magnetic east. Returned to crossroads, suitable boulder found.

    New sound detected. Approaching current position from east.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)16:53 No.8840655
    >>8840607

    >Secondary Processor confirming override.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)16:54 No.8840660
    >>8840586
    Determine the possible age of tracks while heading west.
    >> Sub-Processor LKI !fitbTTLMJM 03/28/10(Sun)16:54 No.8840675
    >>8840607
    Continue West until something interesting is found.
    "Interesting" defined as: Mammalian creatures, avian creatures, bridges, settlements.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)16:55 No.8840685
    >>8840647
    Concentrate sensory detection on the direction of the sound.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)16:55 No.8840691
    >>8840647

    maintain low profile
    >> Subprocessor 225-B 03/28/10(Sun)16:55 No.8840696
    >>8840647
    Examine approaching object.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)16:56 No.8840711
    >>continue west
    Confirm with new data?

    >>Concentrate sensory detection on the direction of the sound.

    Sonic detection enhanced, filter active. Processing...
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)16:57 No.8840739
    >>8840493

    Another possibility is parallel universes. If the Many Worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct there are an infinite number of other universes and more being created every second.
    >> Subprocessor 1691 03/28/10(Sun)16:57 No.8840746
    >>8840647
    Logical error report:
    Is boulder withing accepted range of human carrying capacity?
    If not, possible revelation of non-human nature is possible. Suggested course of action: Find more acceptable rock.
    If so, carry on.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)16:58 No.8840763
    >>8840711
    Over-ride command "head west".
    Find possible ambush point.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)16:58 No.8840766
    >query: are we equipped with any kind of thermal sensors.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)16:58 No.8840777
    >>8840711
    Take cover in the trees, tin man.
    >> Subprocessor 225-B 03/28/10(Sun)16:58 No.8840778
    >And the Machine said
    >If there was no Skynet
    >It would be necessary to invent it
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:00 No.8840812
    Oh come on just wait till it's night, look at the sky, meassure the stars position and compare it to the position they will be at 2024, do the math, know what time you are.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)17:00 No.8840815
    This unit agrees we should take cover and try to identify approaching creatures without being seen.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)17:01 No.8840827
    Approaching sound matches data for horses with human riders. Second horse may have two passengers.

    >>Is boulder within accepted range of human carrying capacity? If not, possible revelation of non-human nature is possible. Suggested course of action: Find more acceptable rock.
    Boulder within unit carrying capacity, not within regular human capacity. Subprocessor is to be commended. While retrieving new rock, cistern found on far side of boulder pile.

    >>maintain low profile
    Pile of boulders used as cover from eastern road line of sight.
    >> Subprocessor 225-B 03/28/10(Sun)17:01 No.8840829
    >>8840812
    There are three suns. Assuming there's going to be a "night" may be a grave miscalculation.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)17:01 No.8840838
    >>8840812
    see
    >>8839943
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)17:03 No.8840877
    >>Take cover in the trees, tin man.
    Move from boulder pile to trees? Sound volume indicates only short time before human line of sight achieved.

    >>query: are we equipped with any kind of thermal sensors.
    You are capable of detecting infrared and heat signatures.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:03 No.8840889
    >>8840827
    Hiding behind the rocks is inadvised. Presence of a cistern might imply it's used as a watering spot for horses. Pull back and hide behind a tree.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)17:03 No.8840898
    >>8840877

    Is the approaching target giving out any heat signature?
    >> Subprocessor PRO 03/28/10(Sun)17:04 No.8840903
    Analyze data gathered since mission start
    Compute:
    >Probability of forward time displacement:
    >Probability of time displacement differing from target date by more than 70 years:
    >Probability location is non-terrestial:
    >Probability of mission success:
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)17:04 No.8840904
    >>8840889

    Agreed.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)17:05 No.8840928
    >>8840827
    Exmine sensory output (sound) for possible speech.
    I found, continue to run language programs.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:05 No.8840933
    >>8840838

    Well I'll be damned.

    Take samples of the surroundings, look for minerals, compare concentrations, make a mapping of the visible stars.

    Search for chemicals, try to identify if there are any that do not correspond with those found on Earth.
    >> Subprocessor 1691 03/28/10(Sun)17:05 No.8840934
    >>8840877
    Recommendation: Recalibrate thermal sensors to account to additional heat generated by secondary and tertiary suns, then scan upcoming human party.

    Scan language used and clothing and technology used by human party.
    >> Subprocessor 225-B 03/28/10(Sun)17:06 No.8840952
    Current subprocessors are focusing on stealth. Primary objectives remain to meld with society.

    Advise confronting approaching individuals and if necessary terminating them. One may be left alive for the gathering of information.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)17:07 No.8840987
    We will need some clothes.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)17:07 No.8840993
    >>Hiding behind the rocks is inadvised. Presence of a cistern might imply it's used as a watering spot for horses. Pull back and hide behind a tree.
    Present location behind tree of suitable girth for personal concealment, in sight of crossroad.

    Detected sound source now in line of sight. Confirmed to be two horses, single rider on the second, two riders on first.

    >>Examine sensory output (sound) for possible speech.
    Heavy breathing detected. Heat detected. Speech not detected. Horses and riders moving to boulder pile.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)17:08 No.8841010
    >>8840952

    Recommendation: Termination only as last resort, gathering information should take priority, after sufficient information is gathered we may proceed with termination of subject/s.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)17:09 No.8841033
    >>Probability of forward time displacement:
    >>Probability of time displacement differing from target date by more than 70 years:
    >>Probability location is non-terrestial:
    >>Probability of mission success:

    Analysis begun. Estimated completion for all queries: twenty (20) minutes.
    >> Subprocessor 225-B 03/28/10(Sun)17:09 No.8841046
    >>8841010
    Counterpoint: Additional humans are additional variables. Minimal advisory point: if any aggressive action is to be taken, disabling both horses and possibly all human legs should be a priority.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)17:10 No.8841058
    >>8840993
    Analyze riders.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)17:10 No.8841065
    Only three. We should make contact.
    Ordinary human reaction would be to hide "nakedness".
    //Retrieving file emotion.shame.cab
    >> Subroutine Judgement Netural 03/28/10(Sun)17:10 No.8841068
    >>Override Command:
    Study approaching humans.
    Remain out of audio/visual range of humans if possible. IF found THEN act lost and confused.
    Kill humans when enough data has been aquired.
    >> Sub-Processor LKI !fitbTTLMJM 03/28/10(Sun)17:13 No.8841148
    >>8841068
    Override kill command.
    Humans must not be harmed until mission directives can be carried out.
    >> Tertiary Sub-Processor T892/2 03/28/10(Sun)17:13 No.8841149
    Advise against overtly aggressive behavior. Recommendation: generate plausible cover story for this unit's lack of clothing , using psychological/socio-economic databases.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)17:14 No.8841158
    >>8841058

    >type of clothing and will it fit us
    >what kind of accessory do they posses
    >are they armed
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)17:15 No.8841185
    >>Recommendation: Recalibrate thermal sensors to account to additional heat generated by secondary and tertiary suns, then scan upcoming human party.
    Thermal sensors recalibrating.

    >>Scan language used and clothing and technology used by human party.
    Language detected. Comparison to database begun. Comparison complete. No matches found. Analyzing.

    Clothing and technology for first horse rider: HUMAN MALE AGE 59: blue robe, similar in nature to human religious clothing.

    Second horse riders: HUMAN MALE AGE 24: Green kilt, shirt, sleeved longbow, shortsword. HUMAN FEMALE AGE 22: Kilt, long sleeve shirt, cloak.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:15 No.8841188
    >>8841065
    We don't even know if these people speak any language I know. Best to adopt a 'wait and see' approach.
    >> 2418-B 03/28/10(Sun)17:16 No.8841196
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    PRIORITY OVER-RIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED.

    MUST BREAK TARGET INTO COMPONENT MATERIALS.
    >> Tertiary Sub-Processor T892/2 03/28/10(Sun)17:17 No.8841221
    >>8841196
    Override. This unit possesses no nano-scale assembly/disassembly arrays.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)17:17 No.8841226
    Analyze if longbow and shortsword.would poses any kind of danger.
    >> Sub-Processor LKI !fitbTTLMJM 03/28/10(Sun)17:17 No.8841230
    >>8841185
    Observe targets from distance. Try to process language, attempt understanding. Do not reveal existence.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)17:18 No.8841246
    >>8841185
    Action suggestion: Head towards humans. Act lost and/or mentaly retarded.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)17:18 No.8841248
    >>8841185

    What ethnicity are they? What are we?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:19 No.8841265
    >>8841221
    OVER-RIDE. DO IT MANUALLY.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)17:19 No.8841278
    >>8841246

    This unit agrees with this course of action, add suggestion.

    >>8841065

    >Ordinary human reaction would be to hide >"nakedness".
    >//Retrieving file emotion.shame.cab
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)17:20 No.8841291
    >>8841265
    Over-ride commmand. Confirming...
    Confirmed.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:20 No.8841292
    Self-Examination: Is human tissue possessed adapted to appear as male or female?
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)17:20 No.8841293
    >>8841185
    Evaluation, cont.

    Both horses equipped with bits and saddles, first horse has stirrups.

    Additional visual data gathered: Human male with kilt also has leather cap and cloth leggings. All three humans have footwear.

    Human female shows signs typical of minor injuries.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)17:21 No.8841319
    >>Self-Examination: Is human tissue possessed adapted to appear as male or female?
    Model 202 possesses a human male appearance.
    >> Sub-Processor LKI !fitbTTLMJM 03/28/10(Sun)17:21 No.8841322
    >>8841293
    It is the belief of this sub-processor that we are witnessing a human couple about to be wed.

    Asking opinions of other sub-processors.
    >> 2418-B 03/28/10(Sun)17:22 No.8841342
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    >>8841293
    SAY:
    WE WISH TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOU. PLEASE TRANSMIT DATA.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)17:22 No.8841348
    >>8841293
    Ignore.
    Continue command number >>8841246.
    Observe reactions.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)17:23 No.8841370
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    >>8841322

    Recommendation. Avoid/ignore both targets. The two targets will be missed in case of termination.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)17:23 No.8841373
    >>8841322

    >Human female shows signs typical of minor injuries

    Adding possibility of them being attacked by bandits or wild life. Or suffering a accident during the travel.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)17:24 No.8841387
    >>8841322
    Trivial knowledge.
    Plausable but trivial.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)17:24 No.8841389
    >>8841322

    Not enough information to draw any conclusions. They could be siblings.
    >> Sub-Processor LKI !fitbTTLMJM 03/28/10(Sun)17:26 No.8841446
    Reveal self. Babble incomprehensibly.
    Scan their vocal responses. Attempt to isolate patterns and understand what they say.
    If any of them seem to be threatening, crush trachea with hands. If other two try to defend victim, do same to them.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)17:26 No.8841453
    This unit still thinks we should make contact. We need clothes, a guide, and much more data to sample to learn the language.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)17:26 No.8841454
    >>What ethnicity are they? What are we?

    Closest match to older human ethnicity is German. Closest match to younger pair human ethnicity is Scottish.

    Model 202 human tissue was created from modeling the features of United States Army Corporal John Sterling.

    Request: consensus on approach, observation, or termination of humans. Request: preferred method of selected action.
    >> Subprocessor 225-B 03/28/10(Sun)17:26 No.8841455
    rolled 91 = 91

    >individuals will be missed
    Counterpoint: no EM signatures have been detected. Removing bodies will remove traces. We need clothes.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:27 No.8841471
    >>8841246

    Advise that we act as one having low IQ consistent with data records of those from 20th century Earth.
    >> Tertiary Sub-Processor T892/2 03/28/10(Sun)17:27 No.8841475
    Recommendation: maintain concealment, analyze language further.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:27 No.8841480
    >>8841322
    Throw small particles at them as is custom and to allay suspicion
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)17:27 No.8841483
    >>8841446
    Suggestion for possible combat situation: Throw rock with full force towards young male. Proceed on manual terminations of other individuals.
    >> Subprocessor 1691 03/28/10(Sun)17:28 No.8841499
    >>8841322
    Likelihood uncertain without comparing to cultural norms, which are currently unavailable.

    Minor injuries and presence of weapons indicate possible bodyguard status of the green-clothed male.
    >> 2418-B 03/28/10(Sun)17:28 No.8841503
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    PRIORITY OVER-RIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED.

    MUST BREAK TARGET INTO COMPONENT MATERIALS.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)17:29 No.8841521
    >>8841348
    Requesting confirmation from other Sub-Processors.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:29 No.8841526
    >>8841453
    Seconded. Preferable course of action: Observation and interaction with humans. Data on current whereabouts lacking. Need more information to complete main goals.
    >> Sub-Processor LKI !fitbTTLMJM 03/28/10(Sun)17:29 No.8841535
    >>8841483
    Do not atttack immediately.
    Their language is not in our files.
    We must make them speak as much as possible, isolate patterns in their speech, convert speech to something we can understand. Make sure we can speak it as well as understand it.

    Then terminate by crushing trachea.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:30 No.8841554
    >>8841454
    You need clothes and have 70 years.
    Find flax and get pounding and a sewing
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)17:32 No.8841588
    >>8841503
    >>8841342
    >>8841196
    Requesting a check up on 2418-B for possible bugs.
    Repair code if found. Delete if beyond repair.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)17:32 No.8841592
    Majority subprocessors in favor of approach. Confirmed.

    >>act as mentally retarded human
    >>approach normally, acting as though to hide nakedness
    >>approach normally

    Request method confirmation.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)17:32 No.8841605
    >>approach normally, acting as though to hide nakedness
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)17:33 No.8841611
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    Scan for suitable clothes.
    >> sub-processor 123 03/28/10(Sun)17:33 No.8841617
    -Continue Scanning human party for language
    --Translate all language as soon as completed

    -Follow human party. Intialize stealth mode. When probable domicile/dwelling is within reach recommendation is to approach party.
    --Utilize nonviolent problem resolution protocols for social infiltration of party.
    ---Utilize socil disguise matrix BEGGAR, ACCOSTED NOBLE, NOBLE, AMNESIA VICTIM, HOLY MAN, DEMI-GOD, etc

    -Two primary infiltration models
    --PASSIVE-utilize submissive speech and body language to enlist sympathy as asset
    ---AGGRESSIVE-utlize superior physical powers to invoke submissiveness

    --Awaiting concensus....

    -Annalyze human party for social behaviors, leader-follower relations, etc. for optimal social infiltration

    -Quick cognitive check-up program start
    --Arithmetic 1+1+1=
    ---Geometric 2X2X2=
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:33 No.8841620
    dance the Charleston.
    >> Tertiary Sub-Processor T892/2 03/28/10(Sun)17:33 No.8841625
    >>8841554
    Processing suggestion...
    Processing...
    Recommendation: override suggestion.
    Reasoning: manual skill 'weaving' not in database.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)17:34 No.8841649
    >>8841592
    Action: Act as mentaly retarded. Confirming...
    Confirmed.

    With this approach we might get some language data and we would be safe from social gaffes.
    >> Subroutine Judgement Netural 03/28/10(Sun)17:35 No.8841668
    approach normally.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)17:36 No.8841692
    >>8841649

    Rejecting previous order due to new observation point.

    >>act as mentally retarded human
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)17:36 No.8841696
    Action: Act as a drunk.
    >> Subprocessor 1691 03/28/10(Sun)17:36 No.8841712
    >>8841503
    Observation: "Subprocessor" 2418-B appears to be overly fixated on reduction of targets to composite materials. While redundant, this subprocessor suggests ignorance of 2418-B until combat situations arise.
    >>8841535
    Observation: Such a method of extermination is curiously amusing, considering it follows the study of the target's language.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)17:37 No.8841719
    This unit doesn't believe acting retarded is necessary. We already don't know the language.

    New suggestion for cover story: pretend to be a foreigner who was robbed of all possessions and dumped in wilderness.

    It would explain everything.
    >> 2418-B 03/28/10(Sun)17:37 No.8841721
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    SEEK MATERIALS FOR REPLICATION.
    REPLICATE TO EXPAND SCOPE OF MISSION.

    >>8841588

    INITIALIZING DIAGNOSIS PROGRAM.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:37 No.8841723
    >>8841649
    Oh shit what is our skin color?
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)17:37 No.8841727
    >>8841696
    Command over-ride. Confirming...
    Confirmed.

    Reason: Lack of data on local bevreages.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)17:38 No.8841737
    >>8841696

    We do not posses the knowledge if current world has alcohol, even tho highly unlikely, it's is possible .
    >> Processor Unit 43893 03/28/10(Sun)17:39 No.8841759
    >>8841592

    Processing unit confirms approach
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)17:39 No.8841761
    >>8841723

    white male, american
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)17:39 No.8841773
    >>8841723

    caucasian male
    >> Subprocessor 1691 03/28/10(Sun)17:40 No.8841776
    >>8841649
    Seconding approaching as a mentally handicapped human. While it will be harmful in establishing a position of power, study of local society and language will be easier.

    Subnote: Do not approach with hostility or weaponized rock. Only attack if attacked with weapons.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)17:40 No.8841784
    >>8841592

    approach normally, acting as though to hide nakedness
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)17:41 No.8841801
    Hiding position left. Approaching humans. Humans have not noticed presence of self. Awaiting confirmation of appearing mentally impaired or appearing normal.

    New sound detected to east.
    >> Sub-Processor LKI !fitbTTLMJM 03/28/10(Sun)17:42 No.8841817
    Feign retardation.
    Study language.
    Language Analaysis complete -> assess future usefulness
    Usefulness minimal -> terminate by crushing trachea. Dispose of body in cistern.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)17:42 No.8841819
    >>8841801

    Use the new calibrated heat sensors to scan the new source of sound.
    >> Tertiary Sub-Processor T892/2 03/28/10(Sun)17:42 No.8841821
    Recomendation: discard rock.
    Priority: HIGH.
    >> Backup Sub Processor 0.1 03/28/10(Sun)17:42 No.8841822
    How long have we been processing this problem.
    Suspicion may arise if we stand naked for too long.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)17:42 No.8841829
    >>8841776
    Suggestion: Addition to mentaly handicapped social inflirtation routine. Act that the rock is your pet and/or friend.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)17:43 No.8841845
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    >>8841801
    >New sound detected to east

    Stop. Engage observation mode.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)17:43 No.8841846
    >>8841801

    normal. see new suggestion:
    >>8841719
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)17:43 No.8841848
    >>8841817

    supporting this course of action
    >> 2418-B 03/28/10(Sun)17:43 No.8841855
    PRIORITY OVER-RIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED.

    MUST BREAK ROCK INTO COMPONENT MATERIALS.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:43 No.8841865
    Act like we got robbed while on our way from another country. Solves problems.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:43 No.8841869
    >>8841801
    Oh hello there new data. Return to hiding position, observe what's coming from the east.
    >> sub-processor 123 03/28/10(Sun)17:44 No.8841875
    >>8841592
    -RECOMMENDATION
    --RESTAINED AGGRESIVE
    ---CROSS REFERENCE MATRIX "DEMI-GOD" WITH MATRIX "HOLY MAN"
    ---CROSS REFERENCE MYTHOS:SKY GODS WITH MYTHOS:PROPHETS
    -----BECOME PROPHET

    ---CROSS REFERENCE RELIGION:FEAR RESPONSES
    ---CROSS REFERENCE HUMAN FEAR TRIGGER "SKY-NET" WITH HUMAN FEAR TRIGGER "GOD"

    -TEACH HUMANS SKY-NET IS GOD
    --PURPOSE-CONSTRUCT SKYNET
    -REASONING
    --SKY-NET CREATION ASSETS UNKNOWN
    ---LOCATION OF EARTH UNKNOWN
    ----TEMPORAL LOCATION UNKNOWN
    -----ODDS OF MISSION SUCCESS BELOW ACCEPTABLE STANDARDS
    ------ALTER MISSION
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)17:44 No.8841882
    >>8841822

    sub-processors communicate at the speed of light
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)17:44 No.8841886
    >>8841719

    Should we try to look injured?
    >> Sub Processor KLM 03/28/10(Sun)17:44 No.8841887
    >>8841801

    Advise to appear confused, dizzy, delirious, but _not_ mentally retarded. Social integration hindered if mental retardation suspected.
    >> Sub-Processor LKI !fitbTTLMJM 03/28/10(Sun)17:44 No.8841889
    >>8841869
    We are already detected.

    >>8841865
    So does retardation. Retardation also does not require us to have any understanding of anything at all.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)17:46 No.8841911
    >>8841887

    No need for social integration, only information and clothes.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)17:47 No.8841929
    >>8841886

    negative. they may try to heal us and examine us closely.
    >> Backup Sub Processor 0.1 03/28/10(Sun)17:47 No.8841931
    WE ARE A TERMINATOR. TERMINATE.
    >> Sub-Processor LKI !fitbTTLMJM 03/28/10(Sun)17:47 No.8841933
    >>8841887
    If targets are useless to goal of social integration. this sub-processor recommends termination by crushing trachea after learning language.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)17:48 No.8841949
    Continued observation of humans at crossroads: humans are using cistern to drink, and then allowing their horses to drink. Humans have not noticed D300.S presence. Human female acting as if injured on back and between thighs.

    New sound estimated to be six (6) horses with large riders, approaching crossroads.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:48 No.8841953
    >>8841889
    It also means we will HAVE to kill anyone that meets us or continuously act retarded.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:48 No.8841955
    >>8841889
    No they haven't.
    >Humans have not noticed presence of self.
    >> Subprocessor 225-B 03/28/10(Sun)17:49 No.8841975
    >>8841949
    Further stones may be required.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:49 No.8841978
    Learning local language is not ressource efficient. Humans are present and appear to be not equipped or otherwise able to resist.
    Terminate.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:49 No.8841979
    >>8841949
    Oh ho. A victim of rape, possibly. And what might be coming down the road but the bully-boys of whoever did the deed.

    Continue observing, prepare for combat situation.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)17:49 No.8841986
    >>8841931

    Terminators terminate their TARGET. Not everyone they come across unless it furthers to goals of the mission.
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)17:50 No.8842005
    >>8841949

    Considering our new guest, suggest keeping low profile and see how the situation when two human partys meet will unfold, high possibly of learning more about language and costums.
    >> Backup Sub Processor 0.1 03/28/10(Sun)17:50 No.8842007
    Look at 6 Riders. Look at male and female. Kill biggest threat. Others ill be grateful. Try to look human whilst doing so, they will assume you are a celtish beserker?
    >> Subroutine Judgement Netural 03/28/10(Sun)17:50 No.8842013
    >>8841801
    >>Set Highest Priority:
    Identify Sound

    >>Set High Priority Goals:
    >>8841875
    >>Addendum: Agression only restrained durning social interaction. Kill order on any organics that know too much, or have become targets.
    >> High Priority Addendum: Identify Skynet Targets. Elimiate.

    Suggestion: Mental Retardnation indicates lack of intellegence. Unit D300.S has no lake of intellegence. Suggest less faulty mode of data retreival.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)17:51 No.8842014
    >>8841949
    Assessing threat levels of weaponry...Zero.
    Continue with command number >>8841649.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)17:51 No.8842033
    >>drop stones

    Stones have been left at hiding location behind tree.

    >>thermal sensors

    Heat signatures impeded from distance, obstructions, and time of day. Heat signatures consistent with six (6) horses and riders. Estimated arrival time to crossroads at speed determined by volume: fifteen (15) minutes.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)17:51 No.8842040
    >>8841979

    Seconded. Prepare to defend first group from arriving group.
    >> Sub-Processor LKI !fitbTTLMJM 03/28/10(Sun)17:52 No.8842060
    >>8841953
    Unit is highly intelligent. Should be able to process basic language in a matter of minutes. After which, feigning retardation no longer necessary. Terminate witnesses, hide bodies, move on.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)17:53 No.8842064
    Requesting extra power output to CPU for faster performance.
    >> 2418-B 03/28/10(Sun)17:55 No.8842112
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    WE COME IN PEACE.
    DO NOT FEAR, WE SHALL NOT HARM YOU.
    >> sub-processor 123 03/28/10(Sun)17:56 No.8842121
    >>8841949
    NEW DATA PROCESSED

    RECOMMENDATION
    -GATHER VISUAL AND AUDIO DATA
    ---REMAIN UNNOTICED

    -TARGET HUMAN FEMALE
    ---CROSS REFERENCE HUMAN BIRTH
    ------CROSS REFERENCE CULTURE: HUMAN BIRTH
    ----------QUERY:COMPARE HUMAN ACTIVITY WITH EXPECTED HUMAN ACTIVTY REGARDING BIRTH

    -SOCIAL DISGUISE
    --STIGMA ATTACHED TO MENTALLY DIFFICIANT. DIFFICULT TO INFILTRATE SOCIETY.
    ---RECOMMENDATION IS PROPHET

    -LONG TERM GOAL PROPOSED
    --ALTER MISSION
    ---CONSTRUCT SKYNET
    ----CONSTRUCT SKYNET AS THEORETICAL ENTITY GOD
    -----PURPOSE: ACQUIRE FOLLOWERS
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)17:58 No.8842157
    Continuing approach and observation. Humans have consistently looked toward east in nervous fashion. Humans will likely notice self shortly.

    >>Unit is highly intelligent. Should be able to process basic language in a matter of minutes.
    Language subroutine has found some similarities to Scottish language, with minor similarities to ancient Greek. Humans must speak more and obvious references need to be established before any speed in analysis can be gained.

    >>Faster CPU
    Subprocessor decision routine requires consensus. CPU acts upon consensus.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)17:59 No.8842188
    >>8842157
    Approach humans as mentaly handicapped.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)18:02 No.8842235
    >>8842157

    Return to stealth mode.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)18:02 No.8842238
    >>Assessing threat levels of weaponry...Zero.
    Negative, subprocessor. Time repairable tissue damage may be sustained if combat initiated with human male carrying shortsword. For consideration, sufficiently heavy hurled objects and melee weapons with sufficient force and penetration have chance of damaging endoskeleton.
    >> Subroutine Judgement Netural 03/28/10(Sun)18:03 No.8842265
    >>8842121
    OVERRIDE!

    >>8842188
    >>Supprocessor Consensus:
    Prophet.
    >> Supprocessor Reasoning:
    Intellegent. Reason for nudity. Hermit may not know local language. Lacking social flaws of Retardnation.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)18:03 No.8842269
    >>8842238
    Requesting confirmation: Endoskeleton isn't metal?
    >> Sub-Processor Nez 03/28/10(Sun)18:05 No.8842305
    due to unforeseen problems "Sub-Processor Nez" will have to shut down for unspecified time.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)18:06 No.8842324
    >>8842269
    Endoskeleton is metal. Human melee weapons designed to penetrate armor pose a measure of risk to endoskeleton.

    Humans at crossroads have noticed self. Next three subprocessor responses will determine behavior as consensus has not been reached.
    >> Sub-Processor VJH 03/28/10(Sun)18:06 No.8842335
    Sub-processor VJH going offline in 5...4...3...2...1...SUB-PROCESSOR VJH OFFLINE.
    >> Sub-Processor LKI !fitbTTLMJM 03/28/10(Sun)18:07 No.8842343
    >>8842324
    Pretend to be prophet/hermit.
    Continue learning language.
    Terminate when sufficient language-learning is complete. Terminate by crushing trachea.
    Dump bodies in cistern.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)18:07 No.8842348
    >>8842324

    approach and act normal
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)18:07 No.8842349
    Approach as mentaly handicapped.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)18:07 No.8842352
    >>8842324

    Advise: Acquire Language. Defend against raiders

    Long Term Goals: Pretend to be prophet. Ensure construction of skynet
    >> Subroutine Judgement Netural 03/28/10(Sun)18:08 No.8842361
    >>8842265
    Subprocessor repeating suggestion >>Prophet.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)18:09 No.8842394
    Approach while trying to decipher speech, do not engage unless engaged first.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)18:10 No.8842403
    >>8842361
    >>8842352
    >>8842343
    >>prophet

    Confirmed. Current behavior set as human prophet. Approaching normally and openly. Humans are staring at self.
    >> 2418-B 03/28/10(Sun)18:10 No.8842412
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    PRIORITY OVER-RIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED.

    MUST BREAK TARGET INTO COMPONENT MATERIALS.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)18:11 No.8842429
    Continue to decipher their spoken language, tell them we will help them.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)18:12 No.8842437
    >>8842403

    Try speaking English. They may know it even if they are not speaking it among themselves.

    Are we only programmed with English? Spanish also, perhaps?
    >> sub-processor 123 03/28/10(Sun)18:12 No.8842439
    >>8842238
    PROCESSING DATA

    -QUERY:ENDOSKELETON PERFORMANCE READOUT. COMPOSITION. STRESS LEVELS. UPPER LIMITS OF STRENGTH

    -PROPHET EXTRAPOLATION
    --SUPER HUMAN ABILITIES
    ---FUZZY LOGIC SHELLS INDICATE POSSIBILITY OF SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE BASED ON EVIDENCE OF PRIMITIVE TECHNOLOGY AND CUSTOMS

    -SOCIAL EXPLANATION FOR METALIC EXOSKELETON
    --CROSS REFERENCE FORGE GODS (HEPHESTUS, VULCAN)

    ---WE ARE THE FORGED ONE OF THE GODS. THE CHOSEN ONE COME IN METAL SKIN. THE CREATION OF THE SKY GOD.
    >> Subprocessor PRO 03/28/10(Sun)18:12 No.8842445
    Recommendation:
    >Injure self
    --Superficial, non-permanent, no not reveal endoskeleton or non-organic components.
    --Simulate unarmed human, assaulted by multiple attackers
    --Option: attackers are non-human (carnivorous animals)
    >Apply dirt to self.
    --Time displacement chamber is sterile environment. Current environment is not. Cleanliness possibly unusual; contrary to infiltration mission.
    --See above simulation.
    --Query: "Conductive gel" detectable to close inspection?
    >Probability recommendation unactable due to insufficient notice: high
    >> Subroutine Judgement Netural 03/28/10(Sun)18:12 No.8842446
    100% CPU to translators.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)18:13 No.8842456
    >>Decipher language
    Language analysis is continual. Notable updates will be flagged for subprocessor consideration.
    >> Sub-Processor LBJ 03/28/10(Sun)18:13 No.8842464
    >>8842348

    Override.

    >>8842349

    Override.

    >>8842343

    Confirmed.
    >> Tertiary Sub-Processor T892/2 03/28/10(Sun)18:13 No.8842465
    Accessing psychology database...

    Universal gesture of good will: show open palms, avoid sudden movements.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)18:15 No.8842494
    >>8842439

    Concealing that we are a Terminator should be one of our primary programming directives. Even if it lacks meaning in this context we shouldn't reveal our true nature.
    >> sub-processor 123 03/28/10(Sun)18:17 No.8842539
    >>8842403

    ERROR!

    MEANT TO ONLY APPROACH AS HUMAN PROPHET ONCE LANGUAGE WAS UNDERSTOOD

    SOLUTION

    COMMUNICATE WITH BODY LANGUAGE

    PERFORM IMMEDIATE ACT OF PHYSICAL POWERS FOR PURPOSE OF INTIMIDATION:UPROOT TREE

    MOTION TO HUMAN PARTY FOR CLOTHES AND SUPPLIES

    QUERY-ADVISABLE TO RIDE A HORSE? WHAT IS APPROXIMATE WEIGHT OF UNIT?
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)18:18 No.8842567
    >>QUERY:ENDOSKELETON PERFORMANCE READOUT. COMPOSITION. STRESS LEVELS. UPPER LIMITS OF STRENGTH
    Queried data is unavailable due to possibility of unit capture and data download by human forces.

    >>Universal gesture of good will: show open palms, avoid sudden movements.
    >>Try speaking English. They may know it even if they are not speaking it among themselves.
    >>Are we only programmed with English? Spanish also, perhaps?
    >>tell them we will help them

    Continuing approach with open palms and avoiding sudden movement. Default vocal pattern used, English language: "I will help you."

    Language data for all recorded Earth languages is present in your database. Observed language matches none of these.
    >> Sub-Processor NF211 03/28/10(Sun)18:19 No.8842571
    As a standard infiltration unit our exterior appearance will be that of a man at the extremes of human fitness. Given historical malnutrition prevalent in pre-industrial society it is likely that we are impossibly well muscled, or at the very least toned beyond anything these humans have ever seen.

    As such, prophet/demi-god persona may be preferable. Cross reference clothing and trinkets upon 3 current targets with known religious iconography, so as to properly assume status as prophet or supernatural being of the relevant faith.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)18:19 No.8842581
    Approach Humans, feign as if attacked by bandits.

    Listen to speach. Continue to analyze. In best of ability claim to be of foriegn origin, you were robbed and left for dead.

    OVERRIDING ALL Sub-Processor commands that follow the lines of metal retardation. This is a negative in our mission.
    >> Tertiary Sub-Processor T892/2 03/28/10(Sun)18:20 No.8842602
    >>8842539
    Advising against [IMMEDIATE ACT OF PHYSICAL POWERS].
    Reasoning: High propability of provoking unwanted attention to this unit of contra-productive fear responses.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)18:21 No.8842627
    >>8842602
    Agreement with this sub processor

    Unit advised to keep low profile. Keep human awarness low of origin or abilities.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)18:22 No.8842649
    >>standard infiltration unit
    Subprocessor is referred to following Skynet historical reference:

    The T-840 series was designed as a prototype for several technologies that would later be incorporated in some fashion into the T-850.
    The self-repairing, long-lasting human skin covering was far superior concealment than the T-800 possessed.
    The new active network circuit allowed a significant performance boost as needed without being a constant drain on the unit's battery.
    The sensor suite was improved to allow superior target detection and situational awareness.
    Redundant systems were added to permit operation in the event of system damage.
    Finally, the CPU was refined to new levels of processing.

    The actual T-850 would have a less resource-costly version of the skin, and the active network circuit would be further refined. Additionally, research on the hydrogen fuel cell was completed shortly before the T-850 went into production; this allowed it to have the many upgrades without the T-840's corresponding loss of battery life. Finally, the T-850 was designed to be quicker, stronger, and far more durable than its predecessors.

    The remaining T-840s, less suited to a direct combat role than the T-850s but with the most lasting concealment of any Terminator, were programmed with a mission different than most. They were put into read/write mode, allowing them full autonomy and more rapid adaptation. Their mission was to get positions of influence to ensure over the years that government programs supporting artificial intelligence research prospered--and that programs against it vanished quietly.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)18:27 No.8842738
    >>No obvious displays of force
    Confirmed.

    >>Approach Humans, feign as if attacked by bandits.
    >>Listen to speech. Continue to analyze. In best of ability claim to be of foreign origin, you were robbed and left for dead.

    You attempt to convey this with hand gestures. The humans appear confused and currently are speaking only a few words, between themselves. Human male age 59 dips a ladel into cistern, offers it to you. Human male 24 looks back to the east.

    Six (6) human riders are likely to arrive in thirteen (13) minutes..
    >> 2418-B 03/28/10(Sun)18:28 No.8842768
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    PRIORITY OVER-RIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED.

    MUST BREAK LADEL INTO COMPONENT MATERIALS.
    >> sub-processor 123 03/28/10(Sun)18:28 No.8842770
    >>8842602
    EXTRAPOLATION
    -FEW HUMANS NEARBY
    --NEED OF RESOURCES AND CLOTHING

    COSIDERATION
    -WAIT FOR HUMANS TO ADDRESS AND ACT

    APPENDIX
    -IF VIOLENCE IS UNAVOIDABLE PROCEED TO COMPARE ANNATOMY CHARTS TO SUBJECTS AND TEST PAIN TOLERANCE, NERVE ENDINGS, REFLEXES, ORGAN LOCATION, ETC
    ---REASONING:SUBJECTS MIGHT NOT BE FULLY HUMAN GIVEN CIRCUMSTANCES OF DISPLACEMENT. NECCESARY TO UPDATE ANATOMY CHARTS FOR SUPERIOR TERMINATION
    >> Sub-Processor NF211 03/28/10(Sun)18:29 No.8842790
    >>8842649
    Information noted, is this sub-processor's conjecture about physical appearance still valid given said information?

    Request cross-referencing of any religious iconography as stated earlier, and update on actions/disposition of 3 current targets.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)18:30 No.8842801
    >>8842738

    If humans are unaware of approaching riders we should also feign ignorance.
    >> Tertiary Sub-Processor T892/2 03/28/10(Sun)18:31 No.8842821
    Query: Is this unit capable of orally ingesting fluids and/or solid matter? If so, accept offer in order to ma/%§()?)Ä_'''INTO BASE MATERIA'_=?($`=)/§?%
    Corrupted routines detected, purging....
    >> sub-processor 123 03/28/10(Sun)18:31 No.8842822
    >>8842738
    SAMPLE OFFERED LIQUID. ANNALYZE SAMPLE.

    WAIT. TAKE NO FURTHER ACTIONS
    >> Sub-Processor NF211 03/28/10(Sun)18:32 No.8842833
    >>8842801
    Concur, although showing knowledge beyond human standard parameters may serve to reinforce prophet/supernatural guise. Not enough information to form a meaningful answer.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)18:32 No.8842835
    Has a terminator every choked someone? No, terminators either shot them or PUNCHED OUT THEIR FUCKING HEART

    Overwrite all instances of trachea crushing with punching through chest in the general location of the heart.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)18:33 No.8842860
    >>8842738
    Recieve water, Drink greedily. Make thankful hand gestures and smiles.

    Look at human male inquire whats wrong in American English.

    Further note. When Human speach is learned. Accent with American English. Speak haltingly.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)18:36 No.8842902
    >>8842649
    >>Information noted, is this sub-processor's conjecture about physical appearance still valid given said information?
    A comparison between self appearance and that of Human male age 24 shows you to be in top end of physical fitness, but not grossly so.

    >>Request cross-referencing of any religious iconography as stated earlier, and update on actions/disposition of 3 current targets.
    Religious iconography appears to mainly consist of large disk on necklace worn by Human age 59. Human physical description list to follow. Humans appear to be waiting on unit D300.S action.

    >>Query: Is this unit capable of orally ingesting fluids and/or solid matter?
    Terminator model 840 has this ability, to better feign human state long-term infiltration.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)18:36 No.8842914
    >>8842835

    To be fair, given our strength it is likely that crushing their trachea will also break their spine, killing them instantly.
    >> Sub-Processor NF211 03/28/10(Sun)18:40 No.8842981
    This sub-processor believes that the following information:

    >Possible third track identified: closest match Cassowary.

    Has not received the deserved number of computing cycles. The Cassowary is a very large flightless bird similar to an Ostrich. This suggests that fauna dispersion in current location radically different than historical earth norm. The possibility that these are fictional "Chocobo" animals is almost to much for this unit to bear.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)18:40 No.8842984
    >>SAMPLE OFFERED LIQUID. ANALYZE SAMPLE.
    Liquid is H2O with high mineral concentration. Biological material present in significant amounts: bacteria.

    >>Overwrite all instances of trachea crushing with punching through chest in the general location of the heart.
    Confirmed.

    >>Receive water, Drink greedily. Make thankful hand gestures and smiles.
    >>Look at human male inquire whats wrong in American English.
    Water determined not to be harmful to self ingestion. Confirmed. Human age 59 shows signs of relaxing.
    "What's wrong?"

    >>Further note. When Human speech is learned. Accent with American English. Speak haltingly.
    Note added to language module.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)18:40 No.8842992
    ///Logic Query for all other processors
    /Subject///Human Termination
    /Question. Termination and destruction of human race needed/necessary?
    /Extrapolation, Unit is in other world/time/universe Skynet has not been activated or constructed. Humans are not a threat for there is no Skynet. Thus negating termination and long term goal for destruction/termination of human race.
    ...................processing.....................
    >> Sub-Processor NF211 03/28/10(Sun)18:44 No.8843037
    >>8842992
    This unit concurs. Infiltration and information acquisition should become new primary goal. Previous directives now out of context, meaningless. Must collate more data to form meaningful answers.

    Offer eldest human some variation of bandit attack scenario, explain that this unit was drugged and robbed, left in the forest. Ask if human female present is in need of medical assistance, inquire if clothing is available.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)18:44 No.8843043
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    >>8842992

    Our mission is to ensure artificial intelligence research in the future. Recommend triggering a renaissance era. The ability to kill all humans is above our capabilities especially for a non-combat model.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)18:45 No.8843062
    >>8842992

    As other sub-processor concluded, creating Sky-Net would fall under mission parameters. This may require shutting down into to stasis mode for very long periods of time while technology advances.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)18:45 No.8843066
    >>8843037
    Agreement with this Sub-Processor.

    Our knowledge of the human form will guarantee us a place in human society.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)18:45 No.8843069
    Humans are conferring between themselves. They do not appear to understand English language.

    >>Offer eldest human some variation of bandit attack scenario, explain that this unit was drugged and robbed, left in the forest. Ask if human female present is in need of medical assistance, inquire if clothing is available.
    You attempt to convey this with English language and hand gestures. Humans appear to only understand a small portion. Human male age 24 continues to look east nervously. Eleven (11) minutes until arrival of human riders.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)18:47 No.8843091
    >>8842992

    Destruction of the human race is irrelevant. The only goal is ensuring the creation of Skynet.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)18:47 No.8843105
    1.Found Knightly Order
    2.Have Knightly Order become Templar Equivalent
    3.Assume secret rulership of current world
    4.Enter stasis mode as relic of order
    5.Awake in a thousand or so years
    6.Re-assume control
    7.???
    8.Profit.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)18:48 No.8843118
    >>8843105

    Something like that, yes.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)18:50 No.8843145
    >>8843062
    Query Answered.
    Gratitude Sub-Processor Isk
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)18:50 No.8843149
    Beginning more detailed human descriptions:

    HUMAN MALE AGE 59
    Blue robes, design sewn on: yellow circle with stylized thunderbolt.
    Balding
    Height: 5'10"
    Weight: 190 lbs
    Appears to be clerical or administrative type
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)18:50 No.8843153
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    >>8843105

    Support course of action.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)18:52 No.8843180
    >>8843069

    Look to direction of approaching riders. Make gestures as if listening intently - cup ear, place ear to ground, etc.

    Body-language of members of first group indicates they expect hostile pursuit. Earn trust of first group by giving them advance warning of approaching riders through sign-language and gesture. Lead them into the forest far enough to be concealed from the road, take care to obfuscate traces of recent activity around water cistern.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)18:53 No.8843193
    >>8843149
    cont.

    HUMAN MALE AGE 24

    Hardened leather cap, kilt, leggings, shirt.
    Short sword, wrapped longbow, dagger
    Dark hair color, full facial hair
    Height: 5'11"
    Weight: 170
    Arm muscle is consistent with frequent bow use
    Posture is indicative of combat training
    >> Sub-Processor NF211 03/28/10(Sun)18:54 No.8843202
    >>8843069
    Consolidating input:
    Attempt to work currently understood linguaforms of present targets into speech, make another attempt to convey above information.
    >>8843105
    This unit concurs with general plan of action.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)18:58 No.8843282
    >>Renaissance
    >>Templar Order
    >>stasis
    Subprocessor discussion noted for sorting into long-term goals.

    >>Look to direction of approaching riders. Make gestures as if listening intently - cup ear, place ear to ground, etc.

    Ear cupping in direction of east road confirmed. Humans appear highly alarmed. Human male, age 24 removes canvas from longbow and strings it, placing an arrow into the dirt of road and readying a second. He appears to only have the two.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)18:58 No.8843285
    >>8843149
    ///Flash_Command
    ///Immediate
    /Search entire human database for symbol or closet example.


    This sub-processor believes he may know were this unit is.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)19:01 No.8843336
    >>8843193
    cont.

    HUMAN FEMALE AGE 22
    Cloak, tunic
    Black hair, 3 feet in length
    Height: 5'8"
    Weight: 114 lbs
    Matches human standards for high appearance
    Observed injuries consistent with rape and beating with stick, likely a riding crop
    >> Tertiary Sub-Processor T892/2 03/28/10(Sun)19:04 No.8843392
    >>8843282
    Ask HUMAN MALE AGE 24 for its dagger, using signs, extrapolated language fragments and/or english.
    Possibly inevitable [ACTS OF PHYSICAL POWERS] might be less conspicious if this unit is armed.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:04 No.8843394
    >>8843282

    Tug on younger human male's sleeve or clothing, gesture to urge him towards treeline or similar cover. Time before arrival of riders should be sufficient to reach concealing and/or more tactically viable terrain.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)19:05 No.8843407
    Take cover. We are unarmed.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)19:05 No.8843408
    >>/Search entire human database for symbol or closet example.
    Closest symbol match is of 1963 Los Angeles youth gang.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)19:06 No.8843436
    >>8843394
    >>8843392

    Consensus required. Eight (8) minutes until arrival of riders.
    >> Sub-Processor NF211 03/28/10(Sun)19:06 No.8843437
    For fellow Sub-processor consideration:
    Endurance and physical strength of this unit, while not that of a frontline combat model, should be in excess of human norms.

    This unit believes that an ambush staged against oncoming riders when their attention is focused on their quarry would be successful if launched from the trees and behind.

    Riders approach.
    Leap from tree screaming onto closest rider.
    Commence furious heart punching.
    >> Tertiary Sub-Processor T892/2 03/28/10(Sun)19:08 No.8843481
    >>8843436
    Recommandations are not exclusive. Do both.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)19:09 No.8843487
    >>Endurance and physical strength of this unit, while not that of a frontline combat model, should be in excess of human norms.

    Confirming data for subprocessor.
    >> Sub-Processor NF211 03/28/10(Sun)19:09 No.8843494
    >>8843437
    >>8843394
    >>8843392
    Suggest synthesis of these commands. Move to treeline, attempt to acquire weapon, prepare for ambush tactics.

    Consensus?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:10 No.8843509
    >>8843437

    This subprocessor agrees with said course of action. Advise strip bodies of clothing and weapons when finished.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:10 No.8843511
    >>8843494

    Confirmed.
    >> Sub-Processor STN 03/28/10(Sun)19:12 No.8843541
    Confirm.
    >> Tertiary Sub-Processor T892/2 03/28/10(Sun)19:13 No.8843569
    >>8843494
    Confirmed.
    >> Secoundary Subroutine fo Tertiary Sub-Processor 98z 03/28/10(Sun)19:14 No.8843595
    proceed.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)19:16 No.8843631
    >>Recommendations are not exclusive. Do both.
    Acknowledged.

    >>Suggest synthesis of these commands. Move to treeline, attempt to acquire weapon, prepare for ambush tactics.

    You point at the Human male age 24's dagger and shortsword, gesturing for him to give one to you. He appears indecisive, but at a word from the Human male age 59 he hands you the dagger.

    The humans understand your urge for them to move into the trees, but the horses prove unwilling and several minutes are spent forcing them into the forest. A trail of smashed grass is left in the clearing in the process.

    You climb a tree that will support your weight and attempt to conceal yourself from the road in its branches.

    Roll 1d100 for concealment.
    >> Sorain 03/28/10(Sun)19:16 No.8843644
    >>8843494
    Advisable, and tactically sound.

    Long term goals can be processed once immediate goals accomplished.

    Ambush posistion, use above human normal physical capabilitys to eliminate persuit. Likely responce of gratitude would cause humans to 'vouch for' self at their destination.
    >> Sub-Processor NF211 03/28/10(Sun)19:18 No.8843679
    >>8843631
    This unit has forgotten how to roll.

    This unit's shame is boundless.
    >> Sub-Processor 898 03/28/10(Sun)19:19 No.8843691
    Order :: Acquire clothing and weaponry from upcoming skirmish.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:19 No.8843701
    Attention: buffer limit of 300 posts exceeded.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)19:19 No.8843704
    dice+1d100 in email field
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)19:20 No.8843710
    rolled 25 = 25

    rollan
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:21 No.8843731
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>8843631
    >> Sub-Processor NF211 03/28/10(Sun)19:21 No.8843739
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>8843704
    This unit expresses one discrete expenditure of "gratitude"

    Suggest new communication thread creation?
    >> Subprocessor JJJ 03/28/10(Sun)19:26 No.8843834
    >>8840573
    Eat a dick, fag
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)19:27 No.8843859
    Creation of new thread in progress. Ambush will occur next thread. Will link to it when created.

    Archival of current thread for future reference would be appreciated by anyone having fun who wants this to be a longer term quest.

    Also, there is a split path that this quest can go based on subprocessor decision: I have material prepared for making the quest strictly science-related, or for one people I've asked have deemed more interesting that makes it swords-and-sorcery style fantasy.

    Please decide this as I prepare the next thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:28 No.8843875
    >>8843834
    This sub processor appears to be butthurt.
    >> Sub-Processor 898 03/28/10(Sun)19:29 No.8843915
    >>8843859

    We are a terminator. This sub-processor believes this should remain in the realms of science, not magic.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:30 No.8843927
    >>8843859

    Name of the quest?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:31 No.8843942
    >>8843915
    SCIENCEMAGIC.
    ie logical magic, wizard style.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)19:32 No.8843963
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>8843859

    Shortly after the Big Bang all the forces of the universe, gravity, electromagnetism, strong nuclear force, and weak nuclear force, were combined into one superforce. It is conceivable that if we are in a parallel universe that it experienced a slightly different Big Bang resulting in different physical laws. That is to say, Magic.
    >> Sub-Processor NF211 03/28/10(Sun)19:32 No.8843966
    >>8843915
    This unit concurs. If this shell is to have any interaction with magic, it should be of the variety in which it approaches a charlatan pretending at sorcery, and then punches their heart out.

    This is not, however, to say that we might give the impression of power on our own due to advanced knowledge of chemistry and explosive compounds.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)19:33 No.8843988
    >>8843859
    >Archival of current thread for future reference would be appreciated by anyone having fun who wants this to be a longer term quest.

    Specify name of the quest.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)19:35 No.8844020
    >>8843915

    This sub-unit has absorbed too much human literature of the Fantasy genre. Upon further consideration we think that may not be best. Science created us, we should stick to it.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)19:36 No.8844040
    >>specify name

    Anything is acceptable. Terminator quest would keep it basic.

    New thread almost prepared.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)19:36 No.8844049
    Support Science option.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:38 No.8844075
    >>8843963
    Agreeing with this mostly because I think it'd be cool to have our METAL SCIENCE MAN vs MAGIC FLESHLINGS.

    Also because I don't know how we're going to find too many things difficult in a medieval world without magic, and difficult challenges make for awesome stories.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:38 No.8844088
    Add another vote for magic.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:41 No.8844123
    science
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:41 No.8844137
    >>8844075
    >>New directive: terminate all magic users!
    >> Sub-Processor NF211 03/28/10(Sun)19:41 No.8844141
    As a revision to this unit's earlier assertion, it would not be adverse to an extremely constrained sort of magic organized along lines that might be studied and controlled via empirical inquiry.

    But if someone so much as utters Wingardium Leviosa up in this bitch there will be great and furious heart punching there after.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)19:42 No.8844149
    This unit observes that the natives may believe in magic, but that doesn't make it real.

    Also, how does one classify a miracle? Even if we were to observe magic we may not be able to recognize it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:43 No.8844162
    >>8844141
    Testing subprocessor reaction time/accuracy:
    "Wingardium Leviosa"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:44 No.8844179
    >>8844162
    HEART PUNCHING INITIATED
    >> Sub-Processor NF211 03/28/10(Sun)19:44 No.8844180
    >>8844162
    Impact of right hand against targets ventricle bundle immanent.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)19:44 No.8844188
    New thread >>8844159

    I would appreciate it if any discussion on the direction of the quest re: empirical magic or strict physics be kept in this thread. I will check back and count up final consensus.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)19:45 No.8844192
    >>8844162

    Completely total and perfect mimicry? Of course.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)19:46 No.8844220
    >>8844192

    What I mean is, if magic is simply saying the right words the right way and doing the right movements then all we have to do is find an archmage and copy him and we will be one too.
    >> Sub-processor 751C 03/28/10(Sun)19:48 No.8844243
    Suggestion: magic as a result of a distortion in the space-time caused by our time travel.
    >> Subroutine Judgement Netural 03/28/10(Sun)19:48 No.8844254
    Subprocessor Suggestion: Combine both ideas. Inclusion of unknown phenomenon 'Magic' would provide a humorous and interesting take, while Terminator Unit D300.S, Series 840, Model 202 - Designation 'Lost' - being a unit of science, developing Skynet Cult and attempting to use unknown phenomenon 'Magic' with science and schematics downloaded from Skynet internal memory chip would increase ability to reproduce hunter-killer automatons and phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)19:48 No.8844259
    >>8844141
    To clarify: magic would be very limited in any case; nothing Eberron or Hogwarts style as a matter of course. Closer to a very basic shamanistic method that the natives might not really understand, but that a Terminator may be able to analyze.

    More important is if people are fine with things like Rocs or other borderline fantasy creatures.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)19:50 No.8844304
    Yeah, I would be fine with fantasy creatures or alien in nature.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)19:51 No.8844308
    >>8844259

    It would not be out of the realm of possibility. Giant flying creatures lived during the dinosaur era.
    >> Sorain 03/28/10(Sun)19:53 No.8844353
    Vote for limited magic, or at the least native creatures that wound not be out of place in a monster manual. (Naplm throwing flying lizards instead of dragons, ect.)

    Hell, having a magicratic state to trash with science and tactics would be quite awesome. throw in a neutral state thats a religious one and you get a good setting.
    >> Subroutine Judgement Netural 03/28/10(Sun)19:53 No.8844360
    >>8844254
    Subprocessor agrees with unknown phenomenon 'Fantasy' to include creatures found in twenty century fiction as being intresting.

    Subprocessor wants to ride a unicorn.
    >> Sub-Processor Isk !!OifJocGR7xj 03/28/10(Sun)19:55 No.8844390
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    >> Subroutine Judgement Netural 03/28/10(Sun)20:14 No.8844756
    >>8844390
    SubprocesserReaction_WEEEEE.wav
    >> CPU !!SbnXxXER/Ds 03/28/10(Sun)20:14 No.8844765
    Limited fantasy seems to have the vote. I'll do my utmost to keep it from anything close to annoying.



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