TRAIN HARD, BECOME AWESOME, GAIN RESPECT OF FREMEN MARINES

LETS GO HUNTING UP IN THIS BITCH!

rolled 50 = 50

RIDE WORM

I MEAN SPIDER

rolled 99 = 99

WEAR THE ROBE SO SOME OF IT IS UNDER THE ARMOR SO YOUR SKIN DOES NOT BURN FROM DIRECT CONTACT

ALRIGHT, SO NOW THAT WE ARE ALL INKED UP (STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WE WENT WITH FAGGOT SILVER AND RED) TELL MALORIS THAT WE WANT TO FIGHT SOME FUCKING SPIDERS.

No we need to tame the spiders so we can have GIANT MUTANT SPIDERS to use on the Great Crusade

what's the initiation? Killing spiders? It's killing spiders, right?

ROCK OUT THAT ROBE AND FRO

>>8828098

It is dark out, and you can hear the beating of drums coming from the village. Maloris puts away his tattoo kit, and leads you to the village, where there seems to be a large bonfire in front of the chief's hut. Even from a distance, you can see that it is surrounded by the village's inhabitants.

>>8828093
SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER FOR THE SPIDERTIME ON A GIANT SPIDER WITH SPIDER CLAWS?

>>8828033
WHAT WAS THE CLAN MARK? IT WAS A SPIDER, RIGHT?

MOAR TRIBAL DANCING!

>>8828164

IT WAS ACTUALLY A SPIDER'S HEAD, BUT YES, MORE OR LESS.

>>8828136

HEAD FOR THE BONFIRE.

>>8828150
No, we just build big robot spiders to chase a frustratingly agile mutant. Also we get fat.

>>8828184
THIS

As you approach the fire, the mass of people parts, looking at you curiously in your robe. They are all darker than you, and you can see several of them whispering to each other as they point at you. Maloris seems unperturbed, as he leads you through the crowd and into the empty area surrounding the fire.

I'm curious to see how our null abilities will influence the villagers. Maybe the villagers are distant and grudgingly accept us for our godly spider-killing skills? How will this affect our chapter's combat doctrine?

TAME THE BONFIRE!

rolled 92 = 92

>>8828184
THIRDED

>>8828207
STOP THIS AVATAR FAGGOTRY PLZ

rolled 5 = 5

Forgot your trip, gobbo.

>>8828207
>>8828136
>>8828169

Derp, forgot my Trip.

PLEASE TELL ME WE GET TO KILL SOME CAT PEOPLE TOO?

As the crowd closes once more behind you, the whispering ceases. You can sense something moving within the circle, but due to the flickering light, it's hard to locate or identify.

>>8828264

but catpeople run like the wind!

I hope this works for the sign of the spider.

>>8828275

WELL THEN LOCATE AND IDENTIFY.

>>8828207
Follow Maloris

IDENTIFY FRIEND OR FOE, EITHER WAY ITS TIME FOR AN ASSKICKING

rolled 59 = 59

>>8828275

YELL "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? GET YOUR ASS FRONT AND CENTER!"

rolled 61 = 61

>>8828275
INVESTIGATE THAT SHIT

ROLL UP ON IT

BTW, in spiders the head and the thorax are lumped together and called the "cephalothorax."

>>8828299
>>8828285

As it darts within reach of you, you grab for it, but miss. However, the figure stops in front of you, and you can finally see that it's the chieftain, wearing the hide of something with feathers. Over his head is what looks like a bird's skull.

"PEOPLE OF MUTAWAMBE!" He shouts into the night. "TODAY, A NEW LIFE JOINS THE CLAN! THIS CHILD, BARELY OLD ENOUGH TO SPEAK, HAS ALREADY ACCOMPLISHED FEATS THAT WOULD GIVE PAUSE TO BOYS FOUR TIMES HIS YEARS!" The crowd remains silent, as the chief pulls an egg out from under his robes.

WHERED THE EGG COME FROM, A POCKET?

rolled 35 = 35

>>8828393
Look at the man and let him continue.

>>8828393
let's see where this is going...

FINE LETS LISTEN

>>8828415

"THIS CHILD HAS ALREADY BEEN GIVEN THE MARK OF OUR CLAN. TONIGHT, WE SHALL SEE IF HE IS TRULY ABLE TO BEAR IT." With that, he hands you the egg.

rolled 93 = 93

>>8828442
Hold the egg and await further explanation.

HOW BIG IS THE EGG?

>>8828451

The chieftain points at you. "Eat the egg, child. Eat it, and prove your worth to the clan."

KILL CHIEF WITH EGG! IM THE NEW FUCKING CHIEF!

HAIL TO THE CHIEF!

>>8828461
Eat the hell out of that egg, shell and all, claim it was delicious even if it tasted like shit...

rolled 14 = 14

>>8828461
WELL THIS'LL BE EASY.

FUCK YEAH, DON'T FORGET TO GET SOME ACID IN YOUR THROAT FOR THIS BITCH.

SWALLOW THAT DAMN EGG AND BE DONE WITH IT? PERHAPS ITS LIKE PEYOTE

>>8828461

Listen to him. Eat the egg.

rolled 43 = 43

ACID THROAT AND BITE THE EGG BEFORE SWALLOWING

BABY PRIMARCHS TRIPPING BALLS!

>>8828473
>>8828474

You devour the egg, shell and all, and look back up at the chief to see what's next. He looks at you expectantly, as if waiting for something.

Suddenly, your entire body is wracked with pain. Agonizing, crippling pain - You can barely see, the pain is so intense. Your tattooed chest is burning, as your blood vessel feel like they're on fire.

>>8828498
remain awesome, show no pain!

TAKE THE EGG LIKE A MAN!

rolled 69 = 69

>>8828498
ENDURE

DON'T SCREAM, EAT THE PAIN

Fuck that shit, LAUGH IN THE CHIEFS FACE AND DEMAND MOAR EGGS!

ASK HIM FOR ANOTHER!

>>8828516
>>8828512
>>8828509
>>8828508
>>8828506

ROLL 1d100 TO SEE HOW YOU STOMACH THAT EGG

SHIT EGGS FOR A WEEK

rolled 83 = 83

ROLLAN ON EGG DIGESTION!

rolled 56 = 56

Hope the acid takes it down or at least keeps it from getting worse

rolled 14 = 14

>>8828525

rolled 22 = 22

>>8828525

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

LAUGH
It'll freak them out.

rolled 51 = 51

>>8828525
FUCK PAIN, YOU EAT THAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST

LITERALLY

rolled 53 = 53

>>8828547
Also, Rollan

rolled 46 = 46

EGGS FOR THE EGG GOD!

>>8828393

You manage to drive off the pain, bit by bit, until finally your mind is clear once again. The chieftain looks at you appraisingly, and then raises his arms once more.

"BEHOLD! OUR TRIBE HAS FOUND A NEW MEMBER! WELCOME TO THE TRIBE..." Maloris hurries over and whispers something in his ear. "... RACHNUS THE ENRAGED!"

A mighty roar goes up from the crowd, and as the chief departs to his hut, the villagers begin to bring out food for a feast.

Here is an alt design for the sign of the spider too

rolled 25 = 25

>>8828588
FUCK YEAH DRAWFAGGOTRY

rolled 79 = 79

FUCK YEAH EAT THE HELL OUTTA THAT FOOD

rolled 87 = 87

COMMENCE WITH THE ALE AND WHORES

>>8828413
The man layed it. MUTANT!

rolled 3 = 3

>>8828588
LOOKS MIGHTY TZEENTCHIAN TO ME

rolled 22 = 22

>>8828601
MINGLE

>>8828656
Oh shi-

rolled 20 = 20

SHOW THAT FOOD WHOSE BOSS!

AND SO BEGINS YOUR LIFE AMONGST THE TRIBE. OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT FIVE YEARS, YOU MAKE A REPUTATION FOR YOURSELF AS THE ANGRIEST, MOST FORMIDABLE YOUNG MAN IN THE VILLAGE, AS MALORIS TRAINS YOU IN THE ARTS OF WAR, SANDLEG HANDLING, THE TRIBE'S CUSTOMS, AND GENERAL BADASSERY. FINALLY, YOU ARE DEEMED READY FOR THE PIT - YOUR TRIAL FOR MANHOOD.

As the sun rises, on the day of your trial in the Pit, your personal Sandleg wakes you as it normally does, with its legs prodding your head.

>>8828686
Bring it.
Also, our battle cry shall be as such:
WWRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

rolled 89 = 89

WEVE BEEN READY 5 YEARS AGO

rolled 26 = 26

>>8828715
What's its name?

rolled 46 = 46

>>8828715
WHAT IS OUR SANDLEG'S NAME?

rolled 45 = 45

OUR TRUSTY SANDLEG, HOW I LOVE THEE!

rolled 51 = 51

FUCKAWESOME'S A GOOD NAME

>>8828724
>>8828731

IT'S YOUR DAMN PET, PICK ITS NAME YOURSELF YOU CUNTLICKERS

rolled 67 = 67

>>8828719

Correction SPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYder

rolled 91 = 91

>>8828744
HIS NAME SHALL BE FIRE STRIDER

rolled 5 = 5

>>8828744
Well, damn... Okay, I vote for Marmaduke.

rolled 20 = 20

HIS NAME SHALL BE 4e

>>8828757
I second that awesome name

>>8828757
Fire Strider sounds like an appropriate title.

rolled 43 = 43

>>8828762
Looks like it's gonna be Marmaduke.

rolled 63 = 63

I VOTE FOR SATCHEL

>>8828744
WE WILL CALL IT TERROR.

rolled 3 = 3

ZIGGY PERHAPS

rolled 52 = 52

>>8828776
Too generic "woo, scary concept for a name!"

FIRE STRIDER

>>8828757

Fire Strider it is.

As you sit up, you can see that Maloris is already awake, sitting on his mat and smoking his pipe, a long, thin device, with a globe near the mouthpiece to hold the herbs. His eyes are looking off into the distance, and it's clear that he's thinking.

FUCK YEAH FIRE STRIDER

PARASITIC ARMORED ARACHNID: GOHMA

rolled 82 = 82

>>8828794
"Hey pops, what's crackin'?"

rolled 41 = 41

AHHH GOOD OLE PIPE SMOKE FOR BREAKFAST EH?

rolled 50 = 50

Looks Like ZIGGY should be the name ZIGGY THE FIRESTRIDER

DOGMEAT. That be his name.

>>8828794

Can we get a puff?

rolled 55 = 55

>>8828794
Patiently await word from our adoptive father.

>>8828686
They grow up so quick, sniff. Training and all.

>>8828805

Maloris' eyes refocus, as he looks over at you. "Nothing, Rachnus, just thinking about today. You've been ready for this day for a long time - I can't believe how fast you grew. Five years after you wandered into my hut, barely old enough to stand, and you're already large enough for the Pit." Sighing, he stands up, walking across the hut to retrieve something.

>>8828794
TODAY IS THE DAY I CONQUER THE PIT.

IS THAT NOT CORRECT?

rolled 21 = 21

DOES HE SOUND LIKE LIAM NEESON?

rolled 43 = 43

>>8828846
And here comes the weapon that we'll be known for!

rolled 96 = 96

>>8828868
SPIDER CLAWS SPIDER SPIDERING IN THE SPIDERTIME?

rolled 48 = 48

>>8828860
FUCKING THIS

rolled 2 = 2

I FEEL SORRY FOR THE PITIFUL CREAUTRE WE SHALL FACE IN THE PIT....LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER

I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE THINKING. THINKING ABOUT THE TRIALS THAT AWAIT ME. DO NOT WORRY, I SHALL COME BACK FROM THE PIT VICTORIOUS.

>>8828868

Returning with a large spider carapace-box, Maloris sits down next to you. "Son, do you remember the armor that you came to me in, five years ago?"

rolled 29 = 29

YES OUR ARMOR OF AWESOME AND WIN

rolled 61 = 61

>>8828901
"Yeah, I made it out of the scrap-heap that used to be that pod I came in on. I haven't seen it since you took me in."

>>8828901
I REMEMBER WELL. WHAT BECAME OF IT?

>>8828901
Yes, I am still ashamed about that. Metal armour, the kind our people would never wear because the heat of the sun would bake their heads. Heavy, and slow.

>Pod
>I probably don't know what a pod is
>Neither does my Clan
>What did they do with it by the way?

>>8828909
>>8828912

He nods. "Well, It was like nothing our artisans had ever seen before. Since the armor would obviously not grow with you, the tribe's weaponsmiths have been working for three years now to remake it so that it might remain useful to you."

With that, he opens the box, and inside lie a pair of gauntlets, fashioned with spikes on the knuckles, each spike as long as your longest finger, the edges serrated.

>>8828924
Let's not make a cultural assumption like that leave it to goblin

>>8828982

"Thank you for the gift, father. These shall be put to good use in the pit."

Strike an epic pose for our close up.

>>8828982
SOAK THE SPIKES IN VENOM.

rolled 44 = 44

Oh shit, give us a few years and we'll be dual wielding spiky powerfists.

>>8828982
Spider Claws?

rolled 93 = 93

AGREED THANK DAD AND THE SMITHS THE GIFT IS SWEET

rolled 80 = 80

>>8828982
"Father, this is amazing. Thank you for this, and I will thank the weaponsmiths. I will make you proud."

Equip.

>>8829021

Spider Fangs is what I was thinking.

You can feel a tugging on your robe, and looking down, Fire Strider has it in his mandibles, his seven legs twitching as he looks up at you.

rolled 78 = 78

>>8829056
Milk for venom. Also, why does he only have seven legs?

>>8829019
Wouldn't lightning claws be more apropos?

>>8828794
Such an adorable name for an adorable sandleg.

>>8828982
"Father, what kind of metal is that? Why does it not heat under the sun like normal iron?"

(It's made for athmospheric entry shielding and is probably a pretty heat absorbant alloy. Not that we would know that, and neither does our father, probably. Or does he, Goblin?)

rolled 44 = 44

>>8829063
Obviously the result of an exciting childhood adventure in which we saved him from some horrible desert predator and thereby gained his undying loyalty.

Or we accidentally broke one with our primarch super-strength :(

>>8829044

Maloris smiles, something that you have seen but rarely from him. "I will let them know, my son. Now, you may choose any armor that you would prefer for the pit - Just look around the hut."

>>8829084

Yeah, you snapped one off accidentally when you were training him.

>>8829084

That second option is so freakin' sad.

>>8829086
WHAT IS IN THE HUT?

>>8829056
>>8829072
GAHDAMNIT!

>>8829118

Any armor that you can imagine an iron-age, desert-based culture would have.

rolled 83 = 83

FUNCTIONALLITY COMES SECOIND TO THE AWESOMENESS IT LOOKS

>>8829142

Just erase a leg and all will be accurate.

Choose the heaviest, thickest thing they have that will fit us.

>>8829154
That was easy. Spider Fangs coming up.

rolled 56 = 56

>>8829144
PLATE-ARMOR TO COVER TORSO AND LEGS, HELMET

rolled 81 = 81

NAH MAN GO NUDE AND TEACH THE PIT A LESSON

rolled 52 = 52

>>8829086
OF COURSE, WE ARE TAKING FIRE STRIDER WITH US, RIGHT

Protection is not our main purpose in a fight. We are a primarch, fast and very, very strong. Our objective is offense. We strike like a spider, waiting for our moment, then pouncing and overwhelming them with our ferocity.

We take a robe and bracers to protect our arms as we plunge the claws into our foe. We have no need for petty protection.

>>8829144
Left guy.

>>8829237
deathfromabove

rolled 94 = 94

>>8829217
HELL NO WE ARN'T IT STAYS SAFE!

HAVE WE COATED THE GAUNTLET SPIKES IN VENOM YET?

rolled 44 = 44

WE JUST WEAR A BROWN FUCKING CLOAK

JUST CLOTH MOTHERFUCKER

A HOODED BROWN CLOAK

BECAUSE FUCK THE GALAXY

WE'RE A FUCKING PRIMARCH

rolled 71 = 71

TAKE THE GAUNTLETS HELM AND CHESTPIECE FROM THE POD ARMOR AND WEAR NORMAL CLOTHES OTHERWISE

rolled 68 = 68

SPIDER FANGS ONLY

FIGHT WITH FIRE STRIDER AT OUR SIDE

KICK SOME FUCKING ASS, PRIMARCH STYLE

>>8829237

Definitely this. Rachnus likes to go light. All the better to close in and pummel em with SPIKE FISTS.

rolled 66 = 66

SPIKEFISTS AND A BIT OF THE OLD GEAR WORKS BEST (The droppod stuff is probably lighter than the native gear)

>>8829237

Agreed. Our weapons are traps (webs), quick attacks (pouncing), and terrible, terrible offense. Once we get our fangs in you, you're as good as dead.

>>8829276
>>8829288

You milk Fire Strider's fangs for venom to coat your blades in, and then don a brown cloak over your white robes. Maloris stands up and accompanies you, Fire Strider following as you make your way towards the Pit.

rolled 100 = 100

MAYBE WE SHOULD GET FIRE STRIDER SOME ARMOR IN THE FUTURE SO HE DOESN'T LOSE MORE LEGS OK :(

A primarch's super human strength would go right through pansy armor. Better to stay light.

>>8828982
>>8829013
I first mis-read what they were and had to re-do it :(

>>8829469
Out of curiosity, wouldn't a Primarch in his teenage stage still be pretty fucking massive?

rolled 92 = 92

>>8829499
I assume that's why they used all of his old armor to make two gauntlets.

rolled 75 = 75

>>8829411
fuck yes armored spider sidekick

Make spidey a helmet with a spike on it.

>>8829499

I would think so.

>>8829507
FUCK YEAH, EXCEPT HE'S NOT A PUSSY.

rolled 71 = 71

>>8829537
AND ALSO NOT A PARASITE BUT A LOYAL COMPANION

>>8829499
The muscles are compact. I am bad at drawing XBOXHUGEPEOPLE the way GW likes.

As you draw closer to the Pit, you can see a number of villagers waiting around the edge for the spectacle. The majority of the village never really warmed to you - Your mere presence made most of the villagers uneasy. However, some seemed not to notice this aura of yours, and were here today to cheer you on. Caustan, Fal, Ridons... Boys that you had grown up with, and who would soon also face the Pit. Seeing your approach, they cheered, as the chieftain (Who you had long ago learned was named Morrai) waited patiently.

rolled 13 = 13

>>8829579
THEY WILL BE OUR FIRST SOLDIERS

MARCH INTO THE PIT WITHOUT CEREMONY

ITS TIME TO KILL

rolled 8 = 8

>>8829579
WHERE ARE THE WOMEN AT

BUT YEAH, LEAP INTO THAT PIT WITH A SCREAM THAT TELLS THOSE FUCKERS YOU'RE GONNA FUCK THEM UP

>>8829579
I ASSUME WE LIKE THESE PEOPLE. FUCK I HOPE THEY DON'T DIE.

THEY SHALL BE OUR FIRST BATTLE BROTHERS.

I see Rachnus entering the pit like hulk hogan or some shit, tearing off his shirt, flexing and roaring

rolled 93 = 93

>>8829626
NO FUCKING WAY

WE'RE QUIET AND INTIMIDATING

BUT WE'RE A FUCKING BEAST OF A WARRIOR

FUCKING SCORPION STRIKES

FUCK YOU MONSTER, YOU'RE DEAD

FUCK YOU SPACE MONSTER, YOU'RE DEAD

FUCK YOU CHAOS PRIMARCH, YOU'RE DEAD

>>8829605
>>8829620
>>8829626

You leap into the pit, howling your warcry, as Morrai motions to a pair of muscular men on the opposite side of the Pit. With a pair of long poles, they pull the grate off of a tremendous hole.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8829644
FUCK HE'S RIGHT

WE STROLL IN QUIET AS A FUCKING SPIDER CAUSE HOLY SHIT THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY ROOM

YOU DON'T SEE THEM UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE

oh god no really help

Spiders don't announce their presence to their prey. They are stealthy, waiting, watching. And when that moment to strike comes, they fucking overwhelm their prey.

Drop into the pit without a word. Size up whatever fucker is standing in our way.

rolled 68 = 68

>>8829655
WHATEVER, ENTER BATTLE STANCE AND BECOME STOIC

>>8829655
SHIT JUST GOT REAL

SERIOUSMODE

>>8829678

You ready yourself, as a hissing noise begins to emanate from the hole, growing louder and louder. Finally, you see a pair of legs emerge, then another, then another, then another - And then the creature's body emerges. A Sandleg, of a strain you've never seen before, the size of a bus, emerges from the hole, its mandibles clacking as its many eyes contemplate you.

rolled 74 = 74

>>8829678
BECOME AS LIKE THE JUMPING SPIDER, STILL EXCEPT FOR THE HANDS

LASH THE FUCK OUT AT ANY SONS OF BITCHES THAT GET TOO CLOSE

ALSO MAKE SURE FIRE STRIDER DOESN'T FOLLOW CAUSE THE LIL' GUY MIGHT GET HURT

rolled 19 = 19

>>8829715
JUMP AND POWER DIVE STRAIGHT THROUGH ITS EYES AND INTO ITS BRAIN, LIKE A HUMAN TORPEDO

FUCK THAT FUCKER

rolled 54 = 54

>>8829715
FUCK THAT

RIDE THE WOR- SPIDER

>>8829715
FUCKER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. STAB HIM.

RIDE THE SPIDER. BECOME THE KWISATZ HADERACH

>>8829723

↓↘→ + B

rolled 9 = 9

>>8829715
Stand your ground, wait for the spider to try and pounce you. When his underbelly is exposed as he leaps, dig the spider fangs into his belly.

TIME TO BECOME AWARE OF YOUR PRIMARCH AWESOMENSS

Try to parley with the spider using logical and reason based arguments

>>8829579
RACHNUS RAGEOUS and FIRE STRIDER are ready for what ever awaits!

>>8829754
>>8829753
>>8829735
>>8829727
>>8829723

The spider begins to slowly circle the pit, the hairs on its mandibles twitching as they sense the air currents. Suddenly, one of its tremendous legs lashes out at you. Roll 1d100 to dodge and counterattack.

>>8829772
We look like a Kenyan

>>8829753
This.

rolled 37 = 37

>>8829775
MOTHERFUCKER

GRAB THE LEG AND FLIP HIM OVER LIKE THE BITCH HE IS

>>.8829753

This. Your reflexes are incredible. It probably is just expecting pitiful meatbag human. Feint right before it strikes and uppercut its ass.

rolled 24 = 24

>>8829775
Duck beneath the leg, slash at it with spider fangs.

>flipping over a spider the size of a bus

FUCK YEAR

rolled 56 = 56

LEAP INTO SKY. RAIN SPIKY DEATH FROM ABOVE.

rolled 76 = 76

Try to hit it in the eyes as you are dodging

>>8829796

You dodge the creature's leg with ease, driving your Spider Fangs into a joint, and tearing it off, leaving only a single joint on that leg left.

The spider hisses in fury, ichor dripping from its wound, as it charges at you. Roll 1d100.

rolled 61 = 61

>>8829828

rolled 97 = 97

>>8829828
Go for the eyes!

rolled 21 = 21

>>8829828
TUCK AND ROLL

THEN PSYCHO CRUSHA IT

rolled 78 = 78

WUT

>>8829775
The Space Spiders?

Really guys?

rolled 82 = 82

>>8829828
PUNCH IT IN ITS FUCKING FACE

>>8829850

You dive beneath the behemoth, letting it pass over you before springing to your feet on the other side, and embedding your gauntlets into its abdomen. It spins around, tossing you into the wall of the Pit, and charges once more as your vision clears. Roll 1d100.

>>8829715
Crap don't tell me what happens next guys, I need to get caught up!

rolled 35 = 35

blerb

rolled 93 = 93

>>8829887
Punch it in the face and tear off one of its mandibles.

rolled 58 = 58

>>8829887

Keep chopping off its legs. Those are the most exposed portion of its body.

rolled 91 = 91

Eat his eyeballs.

PUNCH IT IN THE FACE

>>8829915

As the battle continues, you slowly take the creature apart, one leg at a time. Eventually, it has only one leg remaining, as it lies on the ground, hissing at you in rage while attempting to smash you with its single remaining leg.

rolled 74 = 74

>>8828033
Use your inborn power over sunlight to Kamehaha the spider

rolled 19 = 19

>>8829933
Eat the Spider while it is alive.

Finish it.

rolled 46 = 46

YEAR OFF ITS FANGS

rolled 20 = 20

>>8829959
EITHER THAT OR TEAR THEM OFF

rolled 89 = 89

>>8829955
EAT THE SPIDER

GAIN IT'S MEMORIES OF BATTLE

BECOME AWESOME

>>8829955
Do it! Eat the spider and gain it's powers. Hopefully it's radioactive and you'll become SPIDERMAN!

rolled 61 = 61

>>8829933
PUT THE BEAST OUT OF ITS MISERY, THEN DEVOUR IT

rolled 54 = 54

HOW ABOUT WE GET RID OF THAT LAST LEG FIRST

>>8829933

Fifth'd. Kill the spider and eat its head.

>>8829959
>>8829972

With a single, fluid strike, you send your fists crashing through the thing's head, deep into its brain. It continues twitching, but no longer maintains any coherent movement. You rip the two giant mandibles from its head and hold them aloft, to the roar of the crowd around the pit.

As you exult in your victory, a blinding light appears above the volcano's crater, filling your eyes with white.

rolled 37 = 37

>>8830044
OH FUCK IT'S THE EMPEROR HIT THE DECK

>>8830044
Eat the damn spider! How often do you get a chance like that?

>>8830044

Eruption! Clear out of there, take Fire Strider.

rolled 80 = 80

>>8830044

OH SHIT SON! IT IS SPACE DAD!

>>8830044
>>8830044
Yeah, I am pretty adamant on eating this spider.

Where Primarchs. We HAVE to be fucking AWESOME.

rolled 83 = 83

>>8830044
WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE WATCHING US?

>>8830052
>>8830089

Slowly, the light begins to fade, and you can make out the form of a man, massive, and clad in golden armor, emanating a golden light, as he appears before you in the pit. Dark brown hair, and light brown skin, he smiles at you.

"My son."

rolled 92 = 92

OH SHIT
PREPARE FOR ENLIGHTENMENT
OR FIRE
EITHER IS FINE

>>8828033
Primarchs could retain memories of things they had eaten.

We could literally gain it's wisdom.

>>8829828
RIP!

rolled 87 = 87

>>8830142
"...hi..."

rolled 34 = 34

CHOW DOWN ON THAT BRAIN THEN OFFER THE EMPEROR SOME

rolled 78 = 78

>>8830105
OF COURSE! THE EMPRAH IS ALWAYS WATCHING.
...
KINDA LIKE SANTA.
IN SPAAAAAAAAACE.

>>8830142
WHO ARE YOU TO INTERRUPT MY BATTLE

WE MUST DUEL

ALL GLORY TO THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!!

rolled 4 = 4

>>8830172
SECOND

"Hi. Want some Sandleg?" OFFER THE EMPRA SOME FOOD, HE'S A GUEST

rolled 76 = 76

>>8830142
SHIT OUR PANTS.

>>8830044
This COULD be the EMPRAH, or it could be KAY~OOS.

Either way we need to be damn careful.

PAY OUR RESPECTS TO THE FALLEN WOR-SPIDER AND RECOGNIZE THE EMPRAH AS OUR FATHER!!!

>>8830172
>>8830188

You take a bite of the spider's brain, offering a chunk to the stranger. He looks at it, then you, then pats you on the back, laughing. "Come, my son, introduce me to your people. We have much to discuss."

rolled 53 = 53

>>8830246
>GAIN ITS WISDOM

>>8830246

Well, we certainly took the cake for most awkward first impression. DELICIOUS SPIDER BRAIN YOUZ WANNA BITE?

rolled 23 = 23

>>8830246

SON? WHO ARE YOU MAN FROM THE SKY?

>>8830246
Throw us a bone here.

We need something cool that makes us stick out.

Otherwise were just some dude who fought a spider

rolled 99 = 99

>>8830246
"Sure. We'll start with Fire Strider here. Say hi, Fire Strider."
Watch as THE EMPRAH D'AAAAAAAWWWWWWs.

rolled 71 = 71

>>8830288
A SPIDER THE SIZE OF A BUS. ALSO, DO NOT FORGET YOUR LOYAL, NON-CREEPED FRIENDS.

maybe we'll be the not-psychotic marines; compared to most of the Primarchs we've had it pretty good I mean, friends, a village, a cute spider sidekick. Fuck yeah.

rolled 16 = 16

DO AS HE SAYS

>>8828033
f5

THIS MAN IS FUCKING SCARY. FOLLOW HIM. INTRODUCE HIM TO FIRE STRIDER.

rolled 58 = 58

INTRODUCE HIM TO FIRE STRIDER, YOUR FRIENDS, AND MALORIS AS WELL

>>8830307
>>8830300

As you ascend the pit with your guest, Fire Strider hops over the edge and onto your chest, overjoyed that you made it out alive. Maloris, looking the oldest that you've ever seen him, bows before the stranger, and the rest of those present do likewise.

>>8830044
THAT THING WAS HUGE! RIP AND TEAR

rolled 84 = 84

>>8830386

Ask the stranger his name.

>>8830386
HUG THE SPIDER. :3

rolled 81 = 81

>>8830386
"Who are you, sir? Why do my people bow before you? Where did you come from? Why are you so shiny?"

rolled 82 = 82

KEEP ANGER PUMPED UNDER THE SURFACE JUST IN CASE HERESY
ALSO LOOK AROUND AND LISTEN

>>8830415
>>8830420

As you embrace Fire Strider (Gently), the man introduces himself as the Emperor of Mankind. Maloris leads the two of you to the chieftain's hut, outside of which a banquet is already being prepared.

>>8830430
"What's up with the Son thing I'm pretty sure I fell from the fucking Sun"

>>8830386
Awwwwwww

>>8830449
And now the Emperor will firebomb the entire planet. Just watch.

rolled 24 = 24

BE CIVIL

>>8830453
This

"But... Maloris has been my father ever since I can remember."

rolled =

roll

F5ing LIKE THE SPEED OF LIGHT

>>8830449
Emperor of Mankind? And I am your son?

Who am I, truly?

>>8830488

As you, the stranger, and Maloris take a seat at the banquet, the Emperor begins to tell you of the galaxy, of your origins, and of the Legion of superhuman soldiers awaiting you to command them. The entire time, Maloris sits and listens, tears silently rolling down his cheeks as he looks on at the two of you, the hints of a smile on his face.

HOW DOES THE EMPEROR SIT DOWN? HE'S HUGE

rolled 63 = 63

GET A LITTLE WOOZY
THEN FIGHT IT OFF

>>8830537
warn him of horus. we know what he will do and he does not.

rolled 52 = 52

>>8830537

So, ummm, why do I want to do this?

Make Firestrider a Space Marine! That should be our condition!

>>8830569
Why? Its not like he'll belive his own Faavored son would betray him.

But lets keep this knowlege, just in case we need to do any timeline-altering.

>>8830594
well, i meant warn him as in keep him close to the emperah, not god apeshit and kill him.

>>8830569
No place for OOC stuff. We don't even know who the hell Horus is.

rolled 29 = 29

>>8830553
Very, very carefully.

>>8830537
(To Maloris) "Pops, my origins do not make you any less of a father to me. I thank you for your guidance and support over the years. If not for you, I would not be the man I am today.

(To Empra) "That's... quite a lot to take in. It explains a lot, and I am glad to know of where I come from. I thank you for both creating me and for showing me my destiny. I now know my duty to mankind. I swear to fight for you and humanity as I swore to do so for this village."

>>8830537
ASK ABOUT TYRANNIDS. THEY INTEREST US.

>>8830623

He was that dick who punched our sky-falling-pod.

TRY AND KILL HORUS FIRST TIME MEETING
>advicespider.jpg
AND THEY WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT CHAPTER

>>8830648
THIS QUEST IS FUCKING DESTINED FOR BAD END.

>>8830573

He puts a hand on your shoulder. "You see these people? Your people? They are but a grain of sand in the desert of the galaxy, just one tribe of countless billions scattered across the stars. Do not fear for your people - They will be protected after you leave. But the rest of humanity needs you, out amongst the stars, leading your sons against those who would prey on mankind."

At this point, Maloris puts a hand on your forearm, smiling through his tears. "It is alright, my son. Ever since the day I first met you, I knew you were destined for great things - This man, he holds the keys to your destiny. You would be a fool not to go with him." He rises, and walks back, in the direction of his hut.

rolled 76 = 76

Horus was cool pre-Heresy, and there's no way we would know of his treachery beforehand.

rolled 37 = 37

>>8830672
ACCEPT OUR DESTINY

>>8830672
TELL THE EMPRAH THAT YOU'LL GO TOMORROW TONIGHT IS FUCKING PARTY NIGHT

GO GET YOUR DAD AND PARTY HEARTY baww

rolled 3 = 3

>>8830672

FUCK destiny! Hang out with spiders for thousands of years!

>>8830672
HUMANITY NEEDS US; WE WILL GO.

This quest better not be an automatic BAD END.

I NEED TO HIT THE HAY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, THE QUEST SHALL BE CONTINUED EITHER TOMORROW NIGHT OR MONDAY NIGHT, BUT BEFORE I GO, I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE CALLING YOUR LEGION

rolled 25 = 25

>>8830767
THE DESERT SONS

>>8830767
i vote the RAGIN SPIDERS

rolled 29 = 29

>>8830767
SOMETHING WITH FIRE AND SPIDERS

>>8830787
THE FIRE SPIDERS!

The Webspinners: masters of JUST AS PLANNED

rolled 97 = 97

>>8830793
INFERNO ARACHNIDS?

rolled 9 = 9

>>8830767
THE BURNING SPIDERS

>>8830786
RAGING SPIDERS

>>8830795
This idea is awesome and you should feel awesome.

>>8830767
WEBWEAVERS
SONS OF VENOM
DESERT FANGS

>>8830783

THIS. Doesn't sound goofy which should be priority numero uno.

rolled 89 = 89

DESERT FANGS IS ALSO ACCEPTABLE

I JUST REMEMBERED WE'RE A FUCKING NULL. HOW'S THAT GOING TO WORK?

>>8830908

Your Legion is to Nulls as Magnus' is to Psykers.

IE, there's a lot of them.

Now decide on a name so I can get to sleep already. Desert Fangs is a good one, imho.

>>8830937

Desert Fangs sounds fine. Let's go with that.

rolled 66 = 66

>>8830937
Desert Fangs.

We specialize in extreme environments such as deserts and ambushes/traps/etc, but are generally kick-ass.

>>8830960

THEN IT IS DECIDED.

I'm going to sleep now, you've been a fantastic audience/group of players, /tg/. Expect more in the next two days.

>>8830978

We really need to add some stuff in. All we have right now is a spider motif, deserts and nulls. We need to add more stuff, and make it make thematic sense.

And because it's so unlikely, we will be the first to turn to Chaos! Yay!

rolled 6 = 6

>>8831008
We dig close combat.

One of our signature tricks is to emulate trap-door spiders.

No, we will be made of HUMANITY FUCK YEAH!

>>8831074
More so than anyone else in the Imperium?

NEED TO BE NAMED THE FIRESTRIDERS DAMNIT. IN HONOR OF OUR BADASS PET, WHO GETS HIS OWN ARMOR AND PINTLE-MOUNTED STORM BOLTER ON HIS BACK WHEN WE GET OUR LEGION TOGETHER

>>8831966
Firestriders will be special units in the legion.

>>8831966

THIS.
ALSO REPLACE HIS MISSING LEG WITH A LASCANNON.

>>8831008
Hey man, we just started out. Give us time.