I think the W40k film is going to be animooted, so yeah, maybe they'll make some alien-looking witches.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultramarines:_The_Movie

...Pfff

It's animated though. But yeah, Slowpoke much?

I'd give them their inhuman eyes

I think the OP perhaps meant a live-action, big-budget, Hollywood-backed 40k film

One that would not have as much control like GW has with the upcoming Ultramarines film.

You guys are acting like we'll even get Eldar in the movie. It's just going to be "FOR DAH EMPRAH!" form the marines and "WAKKITY SCHMAKKITY DOO!" from the Orks.

Of all the 40k movies they could make.

Fucking Ultramarines.

>>8817031
Have a little faith, brothers. It's Dan Abnett writing. This could still turn out good. And the voice acting cast is pretty solid too. They even got GENERAL ZOD.

>>8817055
It just doesn't fill me with confidence they chose the absolute blandest faction in the universe.

>>8817055
No what else had General Zod?

Oblivion. And the story and voice acting was mostly shit.

>>8817063
Maybe they're trying to remind us that "Vanilla" is actually a pretty awesome flavour when done right.

>>8817031

The Godfather tanked in its third film as everyone involved realised...they were not Ultramarines.

>>8817055Have a little faith, brothers. It's Dan Abnett writing

AND THEN THE CHAOS MARINES WERE MELTED BY THE HOTSHOT LASGUNS LAUNCHED BY A CACTUS

More to the point, has OP got the version of that image, where their assets are, ah hem, enhanced?

They'll choose the LoTR effect, attracts more kiddies and something to relate to for the possibility of shipping with their favorite Mary-Sue.

And give them big boobs and ass like Macha here, to attract the horny ones and jocks.

It'll be like Michael Bay all over again with Transformers.

eldar are like 99% muscle

boobs arent muscle

>>8817157

Can't you ever have hot spess elves without inflation?

>>8817153

I think that no matter how much effort they would put into a 40k movie, most people would be terribly dissapointed

>>8817194
Aaaand there we go.

Thank you gentlemen, I take my leave.

>>8817185

Nope, just submit yourself to Slaanesh and give into the fetish

>>8817198

Most 40k players play spess mehreens, most of the marine players play Ultrasmurfs. Therefore a movie has the best chances of success if it is about the Ultramarines.

Everything about this Ultramarine film is pure speculation, aside from the concept art and it's going to be about Ultramarines.

Nothing on story or anything.

>>8817225
That's so depressing.

>>8817235
A fa/tg/uy working for the company doing the facial animations posted a chaos marine head awhile back.

>>8817225

Well this film IS for the fans more than anything, a live-action, mainstream film WOULD eventually include the Space Marines sometime near the end, but it'll build up to it. Make them appear like the god-like force they are to the rest of the humans.

For Ultramarines, SHIT son we already know how Space Marines are like in the fluff, just never in a full-length film.

>>8817259

I remember that, thank you for reminding me

>>8817210

woah this is new

>>8817238

They could have pulled a Cameron and tried to redo Avatar with Exodites instead of Na'vi and IG instead of the corporation but with exactly the same plot.

In reality, that would only happen as a part of Matt Ward's devious plot to fag up the Eldar (if it's possible to go further than their current state) and Guard in order to drive their fans to play Space Marines.

>>8817301They could have pulled a Cameron and tried to redo Avatar with Exodites instead of Na'vi and IG instead of the corporation but with exactly the same plot.

act 1: corp lands on planet
act 2: giant psychic robots destroy the corp

>>8817318
>>8817301

Inquisition arrives.

Orbital Bombardment.

"I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire" plays while the exodites are burning.

Thus the black comedy of Warhammer 40000 is achieved.

>>8817318

Yeah, if not for that "exactly the same plot" part.

have Gackt play the one Eldar character that appears. With all the grimbald around him, the audience will probably think he's CG anyways

>>8817318

Exodites: "we eschew the decadent comforts of the craftworld and live a simple, harsh life!"

Exodites: "we are simple herdsman in our 100ft tall giant robots with a psychic retardation beam"

>>8817225

Or Matt Ward pissed and bitched and threatened to quit unless they did it with the Ultramarines....

>>8817210

off-topic: How long as it been since we had a new Macha pic?

Anyways, if Eldar appeared, should there catapults spew out hundreds of shuriken per second?

>>8817428

No. There will be a female farseer and a bunch of Rangers.

And the Avatar. Guess what's gonna happen to it?

ever since DoW, all eldar are now female

>>8817347
I would pay admission for this alone.

>>8817470

They should go the route of the Asari, and procreate by having mind sex....

GW RETCON THIS SHIT NOW

>>8817470

...I'm okay with this.

Fucking Eldrad.

>>8817513
We already know to much about the eldar from xenology

>>8817520
>from xenology
>GW can't retcon and utterly ignore old established fluff

Ever heard of the Squats? Oh yeah that's right, they don't exi

>>8817508

>>8817513

Well.... not FULLY retcon the Eldar.... BUT...

Have the males die off, and the Eldar actually learn to use the warp to procreate....

Somebody, help me out on this!

Eldar are now a roving gang of space glam rockers

they are another kind of ork spore

>>8817585
Or, y'know, make smaller versions of the Wraithlords and place the male souls in that so that they have a way of using them. Then, they'll just have to die off.

The Eldar are doomed to die anyway, but its no biggy since they get to goto ELDAR HEAVEN. Also, their death will birth the Eldar God of Death.

Yuyu better be in the Ultramarines movie, or I shall be cross.

>>8816985
if they had a live action 40k film that had eldar, they would probably go for similar to LoTR's elves, but they would change their coloring, and the proper accessories, and etc to make them look more like eldar.

it is REALLY hard to find a lot of tall skinny guys that can kick ass or do lots of physical stunts.

>>8817614
.... you mean like wraithGUARD?

>>8817620
Thats because the human body isnt designed to be like that.

>>8817513
>>8817585
You just want lesbian Eldar, don't you?

>>8817614
>>8817630

I lol'ed hard

>>8817620it is REALLY hard to find a lot of tall skinny guys that can kick ass or do lots of physical stunts.

YEAH MAN IF ONLY THERE WAS AN ENTIRE LEAGUE OF THEM

>>8817673

Pitiful basketball players of the Imperium I am Eldrad "Bubblegum" Ulthuan, Farseer of the Ulthwe Globetrotters. For generations, your puny planet has lived in peace with the Globetrotter Craftworld. But now, for no reason, we challenge you to defend your honor on the basketball court. Will no one meet our challenge? Have none of you pathetic mon'keigh game?

>>8817712
Filthy xenos! We the 512th Cadian Basketball Regiment, Har'lem Globetrotters take your challenge. Like you pansypants could ever win a human game!

ITT: Bloodsketball 40k

>>8817347
Nearly as good as Damnatus exterminatus with "Believe" playing backround

>>8817826
The less I have to listen to Cher, the better.

Unless it's a different song. But still, my statement stands.

40k movie...
and not about the Guard

FUCK YOU

the portrayal of the globetrotters, their attitude and capabilities in Futurama is pretty much how I picture Eldar to be

>>8817865
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg8Twzm7YBs

I don't know what this "Cher" is, but it doesn't sound grimdorky...

Hey look on the bright side of things /tg/

It could be BASED on the 40k material with teenage actresses like Bratz

>>8817712
Filthy xeno's we're starting this battle without you, see that hoop "Bubblegum". Yeah, thats macha's ass.

>>8817804

Bloodball 40k

>>8817939
And this is the entire 512th Har'lem Globetrotters takin a slam dunk all up in there. Hell even BACKFLIP DUNKS!

>>8817912

Which promotes political correctness...

>>8817964

In addition...

>>8817964
WTF, DAEMONETTES DON'T WEAR PANTIES, SCIENCE SAYS SO

>>8817973

Cartoonish, unrealistic silliness occurs for the little kids

Fetish material for everyone else

>>8817973
>>8817988
What...I...

Fuck man I was wishing theyd make an Armageddon movie...

>>8818038

A TRILOGY

ONE 4 HOUR LONG FILM FOR EACH WAR

Who the fuck is /tg/'s secret inflationist drawfag?

>>8817988

>>8818071
there has to be at least two, there is the daemonette stuff if a different style.

>>8817939
>>8817952

holy fuck eldar are black people

it all makes sense now

those special muscle fibers

>>8818038

Come now, we all know the only big 40k battle they would make a film about is the Battle for Macragge.

zero body fat

>>8818093

I'm now imagining Eldrad stealing Space Marine bikes while holding a bucket of fried kroot

>>8818112
Oh god, I nearly threw up.

>>8818071

I thought Miko was one secretly...

>>8818112
Oy vey!

>>8818144I'm now imagining Eldrad stealing Space Marine bikes while holding a bucket of fried kroot

it's canon that Eldar loot orks

>>8818075

TARGET PRACTICE! Can you hit the xenos and daemonette withOUT...

HITTING THE SISTER?

They should be thin and frail-looking with pitch black or colourless eyes. All angles and points, not curves to them at all.

>>8818154
what?

>>8818178

She's a curious case, she is.

She's done two so far, this one of Shadowsun and the other was of Caerys with a bit of boob and ass.

>>8818112
>thislooksshopped.jpg

>>8818162
>it's canon that Eldar loot orks
>Eldar loot orks
>Orks loot everything else

lolwut

they're basically built like NBA players

>>8818207

you are now imagining Eldar pirates with a shokk attack gun

>>8818207
>>8818162
>>8818144
>>8818227
>>8818093

So Eldar are the RICH black people?

>>8818193
Sooo... She may be of those women with slight lesbian tendencies who fetishize breast expansion?

>>8818269

She's bisexual, said so on her devart page.

And her love for big female ass and tits backs it up

She draw this or is this the work of the other one./

>>8818246
>So Eldar are the RICH black people?
>Eldar
>RICH niggas
>Eldrad
>Love for children
>Dickery
>Pale White skin
>Michael Jackson
>Eldrad is the 40kuniverse's Michael Jackson

HOLY SHIT!!!!

>>8818246So Eldar are the RICH black people?

People have commented that michael jordan is an intensely arrogant and egotistical man. everyone knows Kanye West.

>>8818344

other one, her shading is more graceful

ELDRAD ISN'T DEAD

I KNOW HE'LL COME BACK

HE PROPHECIZED IT!!

>>8818363
..the fuck is the other one?

>>8817988
if I didn't think the drawfaggit was gone I would suspect him, that looks like ronrey witch

Vect with bodyguard

>>8818348

>>8818389

Forgot his name, he did this, think it was B$hammer

>>8818381
>>8818348
>>8818357
>>8818413

WHY IS THIS SHIT MAKING SO MUCH SENSE, GODDAMNIT

WHY DO SO MANY DRAWFAGS LIKE INFLATING THINGS?

THIS THREAD IS AWESOME

>>8818473
>>drawFAGS

Feel the rush of the wind against your skin and hear her keening cry in your ears. Listen to her call well, for are we not the Wild Riders, the children of the storm?

-Nuadhu "Fireheart"

>>8818473

see http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4227551/

>You know how straight males have this sexual want for boobs and hips on a girl? The primal desire?

>Perhaps certain individuals have this but magnified to a level like that of the Noise Marines and their tolerance to pleasure. Perhaps it takes HUGE tits and ass without the fatty flab to arouse them

and

>Holy shit. Excess. It all makes so much sense now.

>Expansion fetishists are just breast/ass men, but blessed by Slaanesh. They don't understand the concept of "too much of a good thing." It's as simple as having that tiny bunch of synapses labeled "upper limit" turned off.

>It's... it's all so clear. I have gained a deeper understanding of Chaos.

and

>Exactly, and there are even those who have HIGHER levels to get pleasure such as those who want the extreme body inflation where the female is utterly nothing but belly, butts and boobs.

Barely scratching the surface of the inner desires of man

>>8818213
look at all their goddamn poses:

>this bahtul is like fab-u-lous

>>8818497
I haven't seen any inflated space marine scrotums yet I, doubt they are fags.

>>8818534
No, fuck off.

Inflation fetishists are on exactly the exactly the same level as anthropomorphic animal fetishists.

the ability for parallel conversations on /tg/ is breaking my mind

It is too easy for an Eldar to embrace the obscene virtues of Chaos, for Slaanesh is nothing more than a manifestation of the Eldar mind in its most wild and unconstrained form. Human morality is meaningless to the Eldar, and to the dark side of the Eldar mind all live is to be expended at a whim. Cruelty and generosity are but the impulse of a moment. Beauty and sensuality are virtues that can be expressed in bloodshed just as easily as in song. To an unfettered Eldar mind there is neither sanity nor madness, but merely a wave of perfect existence fulfilled by its own savage momentum.

>>8818565
>Inflation fetishists are on exactly the exactly the same level as anthropomorphic animal fetishists.
>on exactly the exactly

>learn2grammar

This thread is so fucking win...
It must be archived!
Someone do that - I have to go help my brother move.

>>8818604
> exactly the exactly the
Nothing wrong with the grammar, just a faggort who typed his thing twice.

>>8818604
>typo
>learn2grammar
>greentext

>Fuck off

>>8818581

FUCK I JUST HEARD IT IN HIS VOICE

so rich black people are eldar, rappers who give into sex drugs and the like are dark eldar, and poor black people are orks.

WHITE IMPERIUM OF MAN

Rich White people are your inquisitors etc, nerds are your techpriests, poor white people are scum and sometimes guardsmen if they join the military.

>>8818652

I think the racism and genocidal way of Warhammer 40000 just became even MORE obvious

>>8818649FUCK I JUST HEARD IT IN HIS VOICE

you are now imagining Farseer R'Kelley pissing on a Tau.

>>8817022
>I'd give them their inhuman eyes

I know what you mean, wink wink nudge nudge say no more, eh?

>>8818544

>>8818565
>exactly the same level

The difference is that inflation fetishists don't run around wearing fatsuits.

We bring only death, and leave only carrion. It is a message even a Human can understand.

>>8818696
they just get implants and do squats if they are really dedicated to the fetish.

>this thread

Trust not in their appearance, for the Eldar are as alien to good, honest men as the vile Tyranids and savage Orks. There is no understanding them for there is nothing to understand - they are a random force in the universe.

>>8818680
>YES I DO, I'LL PEE ON YOU
>DRIP DRIP DRIP

My only remaining pleasure is to bring death to the enemies of my Craft World.

Though I have seen within the Black Library and spoken to its most terrible guardian, I can never reveal what happened there; not to any man nor even the Emperor himself for I am so forsworn to powers beyond your knowledge. I can only say that a time of inconceivable horror is about to begin. A time when mankind with all the might of the Imperium cannot endure when the strength of the Eldar fails. Even now, our doom stalks us across the stars.

>>8818710
> they do squats if th

>>8818769ima eat all yo imperiumans


eldar just became 10x more terrifying

This is why I love you /tg/

Start off with a simple Eldar question for a live-action film, go to the Ultramarines film discussion, have a little bit of inflation, discuss Eldar becoming all female, reach the point that Eldar are similar to black basketball players, have MORE inflation that I've never seen before, then finally reach the point that Eldar are rich, black people.

All at the same time.

In the entire history of Warhammer 40000, back to Rouge Trader, back to the 1983 beginning of Warhammer, back Dungeons and Dragons, back to Lord of the Rings...

Has there ever been an actual black elf? And no, the MadTV skit doesn't count

>>8818861

FUCK, forgot to add, AND NO DARK ELVES DO NOT COUNT LIKE THAT

>>8818861

Remember that D&D movie?

...yeah.

THERE ARE NIGGERS IN CONAN!

/thread

>>8818861
You're asking about an incredibly large number of settings, to which we can only answer, "yes, somewhere, inevitably, yes there was."

>>8818861
elves are almost by definition pale-skinned. That's like asking has there ever been a black white man. Behavior patterns aside, no, because black skin is not a racial feature of elves. Gorillas don't walk around with yellow skin on their faces, because gorilla faces are black pretty much as a rule. Tigers don't have spots because that's not what tigers look like.

>>8818886

>>8818914

>>black white man

Bill Clinton.

Also saw my first Albino Black person a week or two ago at my campus. Didn't try to stare, but it was intriguing.

>>8818652

And Tau are Asians.

Finally, the Eldar have a perfect stereotype!

What about the Necrons then?

If Eldar are rich black people, laugh at the white imperium (like how Orks are poor black people and hate everything)

Then what are Necrons when Eldar fear them?

>>8819179
grumpy old white men

>>8819179

Republicans

>>8819179
the KKK, and "Birth of a nation" was the thing that caused them to start waking up, and ever since then they have been killing eldar and anyone that is even friends with them ever since.

only now they have gotten so repetitive that no one really cares what they do anymore... just like the necrons are now!

>>8819208
>>8819185

and lemme guess, Chaos are liberals

I love how we can easily relate the races to actual people with such ease and understanding

>>8819233
>and lemme guess, Chaos are liberals

Libertarians.

>>8819233
hmm makes sense I guess, since republicans and democrats work so well together /sarcasm

>>8819233
Chaos are mexicans, religious, more organized then ghetto dwellers, confined to central America and trying to get out of the hellhole.

I think the thread has finally run its course, someone want to expertly archive?

>>8819377

COMPLETED.

So wait, what is Obama then?

>>8819179
the Jews... cause they can raise the rent.

>>8819531


THE LORD OF CHANGE YOU NITWIT