BEEEEEEEEEES

razor hail

FLAMING BEES!!!!

Frost Bees

Their stings give you frostbite

shooting a deadly cone of dice at someone. For the irony

A spell that summons 1d10 dead flaming dogs thirty feet above the tagets head. They drop down, do some falling damage, then some burning damage, then maybe inflict some disease if the enemy fails a low save.

How bout steam.

That shit will fuck you up.

>>8810001
fuck spells
make a bee gun

>>8810001
Opening BMSB... searching for appropriate spells...

What system, pray tell, is this OP? BMSB is D&D 3.5, so if you're running 4e, M&M, etc., I don't want to waste my time copypastaing and instead think up original stuff.

Attack, Delta
Type - Necromancy [Cold] [Electricity] [Fire]
Level - Sor/Wiz 8
Components - V, S
Casting Time - Standard Action
Range - Medium
Target - Ray
Duration - Instantaneous, Permanent
Saving Throw - No, Will Negates
SR - Yes
This spell launches a bolt in the shape of a red circle, a blue triangle, and a yellow square that surround the target and erupt in a flash of energy. The creature immediately takes 2d6 each of fire, cold, and
electricity damage. The creature must then make a Will Save or be permanently petrified. Only a wish, limited wish, miracle, or similar magic can reverse this effect.

>>8810001


Is that Nicolas Cage? I hate him to bees and so this pic is awesome.

>>8810085

Spike from ground

radiation?

Fire
Cold
Generic "mana"
Light
Holy
Dark/Unholy/Entropic
Shards
Rocks/Dirt/Mud
Air/Concussion
Acid
Poison
Nanites/Polymorph Goo
Beam/blast that rewrires reality
Kittens

Earth bolt, they won't expect a literal chunk of stone to hit them.

Radiant bolt, give them a nice tan after it. Next ones may cause skin cancer.

ego bolt, they feel superior or inferior after taking the magical ego tickler.

Pun bolt, they are hit by a modern bolt.

>>8810097
Savage Worlds. Although since this is really just conceptual, it hardly matters

>>8810127

Fort save vs Cancer (DC 21)

Kills 'em and generates a short lived clone.

>>8810097
>Duration - Instantaneous, Permanent

Magically peel the skin from a victim, which then animates and attacks.

Open two tiny portals to the elemental plane of fire...inside someone's eyeballs.

Transform the clothes someone is wearing into poisonous spiders

Turn a sphere shaped area of air into a vacuum.

>>8810127
ionizing radiation
fort save vs dead bone barrow, fried nervous system and severe radiation burns

>>8810163

Glass bolt. Fires a chuck of molten glass at them

>>8810146
Huh, good catch, been a while since I wrote the damn thing and it's bound to be full of fuck-ups like that.

Ground disintegrates beneath targets feat into a pit, then a gate to the plane of shit opens above them to fill in the pit.

>>8810001
I love Dune!

Razor Sharp Magma Bees

Alright, some abridged BMSB stuff...

Surround yourself with bubbles. Anyone tries to hit you with a ranged attack, the bubbles turn stone-hard, and then one of them throws itself at the attacker.

Shred the electrons from a target, which partially disintegrates them and then arcs to the next closest creature, for more electric/disintegrating damage.

EYE LASERS.

Orb of gravity either draws things toward itself and crushes them, or pushes them away and smashes them into walls, the cieling, etc.

Ice spike forms around enemies, crushing and freezing them to death.

Acidic Ice spire freezes nearby stuff, and shoots shards of glowing frozen ice at enemies.

Horde of invisible, weightless magic constructs damage objects and ONLY objects, but they are very numerous, work fast, and fuck stuff up.

Cause all of a victim's blood into their penis(or breasts if female), which then explodes doing AoE damage.

Summon a man-eating ooze monster inside someone's stomach.

Fire a seed into someone's skin which then uses the victim as food, growing rapidly and stabbing with roots and vines from the inside. Then the resulting plant animates and devours more enemies.

Polymorph someone into a giant insect. Slowly. Over the course of minutes. While the victim feels each and every cell violently mutating. Once finished, the resulting giant insect bursts into a swarm of normal sized insects.

Animate someone's skeleton. While they still live. Hilarity ensues as the skeleton starts ripping free of its constraining flesh, all the while the victim is still conscious. It then serves you faithfully.

....These spells should probably all have the [Evil] subtype

>Polymorph someone into a giant BEE! Slowly. Over the course of minutes. While the victim feels each and every cell violently mutating. Once finished, the resulting giant BEE! bursts into a swarm of normal sized BEEEEEEESSSSSSS!
FTFY
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8810347
> Animate someone's skeleton. While they still live. Hilarity ensues as the skeleton starts ripping free of its constraining flesh, all the while the victim is still conscious. It then serves you faithfully.

XXXX
Type - Necromancy [Death] [Evil]
Level - Clr 8, Sor/Wiz 7
Components - V, S, M
Casting Time - Standard Action
Range - Medium
Target - One Creature With a Musculoskeletal System
Duration - Instantaneous
Saving Throw - Fortitude Partial
SR - Yes
You point at the target and utter a black word of hate and death. The target’s flesh attempts to literally leap off of its bones, killing them instantly. If the creature makes its save it instead takes 5d6 damage. On a failed save it is instantly slain and its bare bones reanimates as a
skeleton under your command automatically. You cannot control more than twice your own HD in undead in this manner. If the animate dead spell cannot create a skeleton from the target, the creature simply dies from this spell and its skeleton falls, useless.
Material - An onyx worth at least 100 gp.

Fuse someone's skeleton, preventing movement

Cast a daylight spell....inside a victim's eyeballs

Summon Anus Snake. Guess what this does?

Teleport a target's skull outside his body. Just the skull.

Transmute Bone to Phosphorus

Cause a victims teeth to elongate. All of them. Slowly. Until either the jaw breaks or the teeth impale his face.

>>8810461
something like this?
http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/9

>>8810589

>>8810556
>Cast a daylight spell....inside a victim's eyeballs

A buddy of mine had a Cleric of Pelor with this spell.

>>8810613

....this whole time I thought /tg/ was pure.

why are you reading comics about WoW?

Conjure acid so fast-acting, the guy literally explodes from released gases, which then splatters everyone nearby.

Sonic BOOM

Make an enemy believe it is standing in a perfect, and I mean PERFECT, home, and he can't shut up about the fine hardwood floors, the designer drapes, the efficient central air and heating...

Summon a lightning bolt. As in, not a magic lightning bolt, you literally magically teleport a real lightning bolt as it falls and the real lightning bolt fucks up some guy's shit.

Cause a target to breathe fire. Constantly. With no immunity to their own fire inside or out.

Vibrate a target's skeleton until their flesh explodes

Cause a target to vomit out their brain

Telekinetically rearrange a target's internal organs alphabetically

Stretch someone's spine until it rips free of the flesh and transforms into a skeletal snake.

Cause a target's skin to function and be as sensitive as their tongue.

Reverse the direction a target's digestive system works

>>8810589
>>8810613
Well, yes, but oddly enough I don't read LFG.

trap that teleports them outside the dungon. Play the effect up to seem like it just disintagrated them.

Lower the boiling point of their skin under freezing so all their skin boils away in a quarter second and they have to live with every nerve in their body firing until they die a painful death of sepsis

>>8810764
no saves, instant death, reserved for Nth level liches and such of course

>>8810764
I like the way you think

>>8810798
I learned it from a wizard who told me I could mod DF to make the bones of elves boil away
it was glorious

Instead of Hold Person:

Evards Forceful Orgasm

these are some pretty cool spells, but Iceberg (dnd 3.5, frostburn) still wins the cool factor for me every time.

"you know that thing that sunk the titanic? it's above you!"

"yeah, right, Like I'm falling for that o-" *SPLORT*

>>8810764
another fun one is to remove all their phospholipids, and watch them collapse into a puddle of goo as their cell membrains collapse. (Warning: Plants use cell walls instead, so you will require a second spell)

>>8810872
Flash freeze half the party in a block of ice and drop it on the other half

>>8810163
>>8810429
>>8810556
>>8810764
>>8810663
There sure is a lot of body horror in this thread. Which I wasn't expecting but am surprisingly ok with

my favorite one is something I made up: you start off with a hallway, and you suspend blackened chains from the tall ceiling throughout it. This freaks the heck out of the players, and blocks all visibility while still allowing them to pass through. You can then pretty much stick any normal trap in there - pits, razorwire, pressure plates with dropping spikes, monsters, etc

> So far the only one I've got is the ability to send swarms of bees at people
>only

Well don't bee dissapointed, that's all you'll ever need

pressure plate trap
first time triggered: one gold coin drops from the ceiling
second time: two gold coins drop from the ceiling
third time: CRUSHED UNDER A SOLID GOLD BOULDER

The target spasms violently causing an arm or leg bone to be ejected from their body, bursting out of their flesh before exploding, spraying gory bone shrapnel everywhere.

The victim steps on a pressure plate which causes a spring loaded spear to suddenly thrust its way up their ass. They take some minor damage and players trade laughs. When they take their foot off the plate to start moving again though the spear head extends large hooks that grab onto the walls of their large intestine. If the pressure plate is stepped on again the spear retracts ripping their insides out through their anus.

>>8814099

Lightning, fire, high pressure water, sonic lance, icicles, razors, swords, pure magic. It's really not that hard.

A sloping corridor, the delvers enter at the bottom.

In the middle of the corridor, there is a slight ditch, about a foot deep, going the entire way up.

When the delvers get halfway along the corridoor, a large cylinder of rock starts rolling down the corridor.
If any delvers choose to dive into the ditch, the cylinder passes over them, only for them to be crushed by the thinner wheel that is rolling down the ditch, just behind the first cylinder.

patterned floor - every blue floor grate is a hidden hole with spikes, after some time they are just random.

>>8814171

Addition to that trap.

Twister floor, there is a dial at one end of the room (that the adventurers are heading towards) the floor has four colours, R/Y/G/B

The dial randomly shows one of the four colours.
That colour is safe.

>>8814340
right leg on green

>>8810163
>Transform the clothes someone is wearing into poisonous spiders
Transform the air in someone's lungs into spiders.

best traps aren't awesome big ole thumpers, spikers and flamers.

Try poisoned/tainted water.

>>8814340
>>8814419
Trappings. Not traps.

Transport targets testicles away from the body

Flesh into stone followed by stone into mud and then back to stone. Not only does it kill someone but the rest gets trapped in the remains

Anything on/in the person could be transformed into just about anything deadly.
One dick of a DM actually transmuted my penis into a snake creature who attacked and bit me. I survived and the rest of the game I did my best into becomming the little girl my pc always wanted to be.

>>8814511

A better version is
Flesh to stone
Shape stone
Stone to flesh

The PC is now whatever you want him to be.

This is amusing. Bump

>>8814148
I think you're missing what the thread has turned into

>>8814511

Why didn't you just seek out someone to Regenerate your Penis?

Trapdoor in the floor with spikes... followed by a trapdoor in the ceiling dropping a several tens of kilos of daggers on top of the spike hole.

>>8810001
Is that Nicolas in a Cage?

>>8817757
The bees are in his eyes.

Terrible American remake of The Wicker Man. Go YouTube.

rolled 2 = 2

Hot village girl chained to wall. She's a trap.