In the streets of New Jerusalem you met and befriended Endman, a Futuron like yourself, and adventurer without fear!

The treasure was in your hands, before the elite forces of the Space Police interrupted your revelry and drove you fleeing into the streets, leaving the casks of treasure behind.

As you fled, you caught a glimpse of something more magnetic than any technology the M-Tron could ever devise.

With the single jewel Endman carried out of the vault, you bought the loyalty of Azimuth of the Ice Men and the space knight Rom.

FUCK YEAH LEGO QUEST

I like where this is going.

Your old friend Boston Texas, who held your treasure in his private vault, sits imprisoned for aiding you.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8808671
Okay, we need to go get our treasure. Sneak careful and quiet down into the basement of the place.

Now, you stand with the rogue's gallery you've assembled, and the treasure lies beneath your very feet, in the basement vault of this very canteen!
What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 8 = 8

>>8808709
Go get treasure. Sneak careful and quiet like down into there. If it goes south have the iceman start hacking with his OTC.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8808709

We are gona cut a hole in the floor, and go in guns / transparent chainsaws blasting / sawing.

>>8808696
There is one local whitehat watching the door to the basement. You'll have to get around him somehow...

we gotta help out our bro to. We gotta bust Boston out of the hokey. But first, let's get our treasure to try and resupply before we go busting any jails.

This is going somewhere epic, make it so OP.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8808765
Have the iceman stab him. If that doesn't work, we can use benny as a robo shield.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8780479/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8785707


Last two threads are here, by the way

>orange transparent chainsaw

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

rolled 3 = 3

>>8808765
Convince the woman that she's onto a winner and she should escort him to her abode.

>>8808771
Second the motion of rescuing Boston at some point. Spaceman is nothing if not the ultimate bro.

>>8808780
"Kill a defenseless man?"

"Even an Ice Man has no taste for that."

rolled 12 = 12

>>8808826
Fair enough.

Yo' Space Knight, do you have any problems doing it?

>>8808671
>the space knight Rom.
I see what you did there.

>>8808878

>>8808954

>>8808963

rolled 7 = 7

OH SHI

rolled 5 = 5

>>8808973
I like you, Space Knight. You are a cool dude.

Now let's make sure that woman keeps her trap shut. Maybe seduce her.

>>8808984
Looks like it might be too late...

Though in a place like New Jerusalem, you don't expect them to tell anyone what they've seen.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8809020
Well let's just head to the basement and get that loot.

From the floor, you hear a tinny speaker:

"Unit Six, what happened?"

rolled 9 = 9

>>8809051
Pick up helmet and bluff being a whitehat. We can do this.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8809051
"Nothing sir. Just got a bad cold."

>>8809067
>>8809071

Doin' good!

rolled 8 = 8

>>8809106
Right, now let's get that loot.

>>8809106
lol'd at filename, I was sure thinking it loud.

"No, nothing, just had a slight weapons malfunction..."

I hope to god we're not rookies...

You slip into the basement unnoticed. Beyond lies the vault and your rightful treasure, but its guardians are numerous.

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 10 = 10

>>8809197
DAMN IT WHY DIDN'T WE DISGUISE OURSELVES AND GO DOWN ALONE

rolled 2 = 2

>>8809197
Nevermind that now. Send space knight and Iceman in close. I estimate that iceman's armor can take a beating, so he should be fine. In any case, we need to open fire. Target the closest one with the blaster.

>>8809197
Equip Orange Transparent Chainsaw
Go apeshit.

>>8809257
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

Roll a d12 for each person on your team, please.

Endman gets two dice.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8809337
I'll roll one.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8809337
For Orange Transparent Chainsaw guy

>>8809354
That one was for Rom, by the way.

rolled 12 = 12

This is a test.

>>8809390
Good test.

Now do it for reals!

rolled 2 = 2

>>8809400
Let's hope.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8809337

For Endman

>>8809405
DAMN IT.

rolled 10 = 10

Needs one more roll.

>>8809446
That should be all of them.

Rom charges forward, electro-sword shimmering, and eviscerates the first of the whitehats!

You charge headlong into the fire, heedless of any danger, as a man of Futuron!

Endman shouts with glorious laughter as he fires off charge after charge of his burners!

rolled 4, 9, 9, 11, 4 = 37

Azimuth seems to be focusing the power of his OTC...

Roll for yourself and each of your companions again, Spaceman!

rolled 4 = 4

>>8809522
Quick question, OP: If we lose a limb in combat, will we be able to get it replaced?

rolled 3 = 3

>>8809545
Oh shit

ROLLAN

rolled 11 = 11

>>8809545
For the spirit of ADVENTURE!

>>8809547
>If we lose a limb in combat, will we be able to get it replaced?

Cybernetics exist, though anything you find on New Jerusalem might be suspect...

rolled 10 = 10

>>8809561
Thanks, OP. ROLLAN FOR JUSTICE

rolled 11 = 11

I roll for the glory of the ice planet!

rolled 3 = 3

For great justice!

rolled 11 = 11

I believe we have enough rolls. One more just in case we don't.

>>8809547

BY STAPLING THE LIMBS OF YOUR FOES TO YOUR BLOODIED STUMPS

Is there any way I could be quickly caught up on this?

I don't normally participate in these things, but....

LEGOS.

>>8809612
The two previous threads have been archived for your convenience.
>>8808795

While you empty three charges into the most senior lawman, the junior whitehat fires off a single blast!

Rom leaps over the body of his downed opponent, but a second too late!

>>8809627
>quickly

>>8809631
ROM!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*FRZAP!*

The burner sends white-hot pain through your arm as your hand is vaporized!

Your own burner tumbles to the ground!

The battle rages around you!

What do you do, Spaceman?

>>8809612
Read the first five posts :P

>>8809643
We are Spaceman of Futuron. We've got a bounty on our head for adventuring too hard and stealing treasure from the Emperor. We've got to get our treasure back and rescue our friend who got thrown in jail when the police raided his house that had our treasure in it.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8809652
Ask Rom to pick me up and drag me to safety. Defending me should be no problem wth his natural abilities as a knight

rolled 10 = 10

>>8809652
OH SHIT, UH, GET BEHIND SOMETHING OR SOMEONE. KEEP FIGHTING IF POSSIBLE. IF NOT, HIDE.

>>8809652
Choke them with the stumpy forearm, it's close combat time!

rolled 7 = 7

>>8809652
Scoop it up quickly with our other hand and fire a few potshots in their direction as we make a break for cover.

>>8809652
We need to remember our training and seek cover while laying down supressive fire!

rolled 12 = 12

>>8809706
>Vaporized
>Scoop it up
What is there to scoop up?

CURSE YOU DASTARDLY RASCALS!

Does Lego make pirate hook hands? Shit would be so cash.

>>8809740
The gun.
Also the ashes.

>>8809742
yes
it
does

rolled 9 = 9

>>8809652
Regardless, make a grab for our gun, lay down some surpressing fire, find cover, and above all, make a mental note that we want a laser hook when we can afford it.

Rom dispatches the whitehat wordlessly and hurriedly backtracks, dragging you out of the fray!

If it wasn't so late I'd so be into this. But anyway, Lego Quest is awesome, all other quests pale in simplicity and coolness.

"You're not paying me to save your tail," he grumbles.

>>8809788
Total bro.

We make a mental note to give him some kind of medal later.

The tide of battle, however, seems to be shifting.

With a roar, Azimuth charges forward!

Endman continues to laugh merrily!

>>8809799
"I don't pay you to bitch either"

Make a mental note to steal any gear we need, and maybe procure some medical supplies. Not as urgent as you would think; vaporizing the hand would have cauterized the wound, I bet.

>>8809800

A LASER MEDAL

>With a roar, Azimuth charges forward!

rolled 1 = 1

>>8809805
Attempt to decapitate a guard; should be no problem, since he's been aiming and taking focus for a few rounds

*VRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKK~*

>>8809830
>natural 1

Oh fuck me

>>8809846
dead is dead

>>8809860
But it lacks STYLE and FINESSE

Any man can chainsaw a dude, but it takes real skill to be able to carve your name into his chest with it before doing so

"Spaceman, the treasure is ours!" Endman shouts joyfully.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8809880
Fantastico!

Now, eat the hearts of the fallen whitehats to gain their courage.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8809880
Check if any of the guards are still alive -- you can never be too careful. If they're all dead, take their weapons, just in case you need extras

>>8809880
Take the burner of the one that vaporized your hand as a trophy.

>>8809891
That... doesn't sound very glorious at all...

>>8809903
Lost in revelry, Azimuth fails to notice the whitehat's hand creep up as he aims his burner to the Ice Man's chest!

With a snap, your own burner is up and firing, knocking the whitehat's burner away!

>>8809941
Interrogate him! What does he know about...Wait, is there anything we need info on? I guess where Boston Texas is being held would be good to know.

>>8809891
Pah, whitehats have no courage worth taking.

>>8809961
Roll it.

>>8808646
This is the first thread I have ever been to on /tg/ and my god is it amazing.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8809991
Well, it worked before...
For the spirit of ADVENTURE!

>>8810016
Damn, I should channel the spirit of adventure more often.

take guard uniforms, you never know when they might come in handy

rolled 12 = 12

>>8810038
whoops

"He's... being moved on a shuttle to the starport..."

*kaff* *kaff*

"The Imperials want him..."

If I was any good at drawfaggotry, this thread would have some. However, my talents are lacking. Plus, I have no clue whether my scanner works or not.

"You're into it now, Spaceman..."

*kaff* *kaff*

"Imperial soldiers are coming her just for you..."

*gaaaahhhhhh*

The spirit leaves him, and he slumps back against the treasure casks.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8810096
Tell Azimush to lean in close, brandish his chainsaw, and ask him WHY the Imperials want Texas

>>8810128
Take his helmet so you can keep an eye (or rather, ear) on any transmissions, then collect the treasure. Any nice gear or guns lying around might be nice, as well.

This thread reminds me of Deltron 3030.

>>8810250
good album

>>8810253
Very much so. I enjoy it quite a bit. Listening to it right now, in fact.

Oh, my, yes.

>>8810096
Rom's sunglasses remind me of Proto Man.

>>8810285
"We happy?"
"Yeah. We happy."

Inventory:

Four whitehat burners
One lasercannon
Two casks of priceless treasure
Two usable whitehat uniforms
Five whitehat helmets

What do you do, Spaceman?

rolled 8 = 8

>>8810285
Treasure GET
lets stash this somewhere safe!

rolled 5 = 5

>>8810316
not sure how to min max Lego spacemen but we should look to see if any of the stuff is actually an upgrade

We need to figure out how to get a new hand. Unless we can simply wire a gun into our stump directly, which will work for a stop-gap. But even then we should get a new hand.
Because they are handy.

Step 1 - get treasure to safe place, pay off hired help.
Step 2 - BUY LASER HOOK HAND
Step 3 - liberate Boston Texas, because no bro is left behind.
Step 4 - inform Boston Texas that the fee for liberating him is the 10% of the treasure that we promised him for keeping it safe. A bro is a bro, but cash is cash.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8810356
Fuck hand, we need a hook. A lazer hook.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8810316
Give Endman the lasercannon, it is a weapon fitting the use of a fellow Futuron.
Walk out with the two casks of treasure, and strut LIKE A BOSS. Then with your posse board your ship LIKE A BOSS.

Suddenly, Endman interrupts your revelry!

"Spaceman! They are taking your friend to the starport this very moment!"

>>8810316
The lasercannon can not be passed up. And we definitely need the treasure. The two uniforms...One should go to us, and the other probably to Endman. Rom and Azimush seem to have their own particular style. The helmets should go for everyone unless theirs are already better. The more who can access the whitehat radio frequencies, the better. Picking up some of those burners wouldn't be too bad of an idea, I mean, it's more guns.

>>8810369

>>8810365
lazer hook hand mind

>>8810380
Oh, tits. Grab the lasercannon and the treasure, no time for anything else. We gotta get there NOW.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8810380
Fear not Endman, we shall get to my ship, then blast off, we will beat them to the spaceport, if we can't catch them we'll be in the air already and pursue them in an epic chase across the universe, nothing shall stop us now!

When we get a chance, that stump arm should get looked at. It'll get infected really easily, and even if it's not bleeding out, we could be hemorrhaging.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8810457
We're Spaceman, we don't have TIME TO BLEED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grab that treasure, and book it to our ship, we gotta blast off and head for the imperial spacepad to save our friend. Then woo that mysterious female officer.

"Bah, all technology is child's play in the hands of an Ice Man!" Azumuth declares as he snatches up a whitehat helmet and produces a strange transcoder.

With a bleep, you suddenly hear the voices of authority in your own helmet!

Now, disguised as whitehats, you flee the vault, Imperial treasure in hand!

>>8810521
bad
ass

>>8810534
Holy fuck that is one good disguise. It looks like we got the hand back somehow.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8810534
To the our the starport, we need to grab our ship, piece together some explosive spare blocks and drop them on the imperial ship. Then we can drop in and rescue our friend from the clutches of the empire.

Your makeshift sling allows you to keep your burner close at hand, but the stinging pain confirms that your true hand is gone forever.

Once you burst out the door of Boston's canteen, you see your friend in the back of a speeding aircar!

What do you do, Spaceman?

rolled 3 = 3

>>8810639
Laugh, as something that shoddily made will probably crash in a few meters

>>8810380
I love how the severed head is still smiling

rolled 8 = 8

>>8810639
Shoot the hoverjet in the front (so as to not harm Boston) and chase after it!

>>8810649
It seems to be doing a fair job of outpacing *you*!

rolled 11 = 11

>>8810682
It's speeding, get the ID plate number and report it

>>8810682
Well damn. I think it's time to hyjack an aircar.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8810639
Toss Bennie at the speeding get-away paddy wagon, have Bennie start dissassembling it while Spaceman and Endman run to get ahead of it at the corner, have Azimuth hack free cable from the local store, and Rom look badass for the cameras.

>>8810724
Holy tits, that crazy of an idea, plus that roll of 12...It just might be enough.

>>8810678
You drop the cask and snap off a quick charge of your burner!

The searing beam impacts against the undercarriage of the lead pod and sends it trailing to the ground!

Suddenly, a speaker-amplified voice booms out behind you-

rolled 12 = 12

convince anyone who asks why you shot at the car that you are attacking the imposter who is attempting to escape (you have the uniforms)

"SPACEMAN OF FUTURON! YOU ARE WANTED BY THE IMPERIAL COURT! LOWER YOUR WEAPONS AND SURRENDER!"


The Space Police!

>>8810839

SHIT THE SPACE POPO.

*toss*

rolled 6 = 6

>>8810839
Ask to see their badges, then shoot them.

I wanna thank OP and the Players, this is the most entertaining thing I ever seen on 4chan.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8810853
Have Rom suplex the one on the right and Endman body check the one on the left while you leap onto the damaged paddy wagon and tear out the arms of the driver. Have Bennie create a distraction, and Azimuth tear into something with his OTC.

rolled 7, 12 = 19

>>8810853
Azumuth! You are closest! Use your orange transparent chainsaw! Rom! Take care of the other one with your mighty blade!

rolled 10 = 10

>>8810899
oh shit, this, with a better roll

>>8810862
>>8810808

These are the Space Police, the most ruthless agents of justice. No words will convince them that you aren't Spaceman of Futuron.

Boston seems to be in one piece, though!

rolled 3 = 3

>>8810899
lol, that namefag may be a faggot but he's some great ideas, seconding this.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8810853
just noticed what that thing on the right is, BENNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8810916
>>8810910

>>8811000
SHIT

JUST

GOT

REAL

also, nice get.

Rom and Azimuth prove their worth once more, charging into battle against the Space Police!

Your faithful robot Bennie has freed Boston Texas from his imprisonment! The starport is within sight!

What do you do, Spaceman?

rolled 5 = 5

>>8811000
I forsee body parts entering low orbit, bracing for awesome.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8811102

Enlist the help of innocent bystander!

rolled 8 = 8

>>8811092
TO THE SPACESHIP, we're too cool for New Jerusalem now that we've got imperial treasure and are being chased by intergalactic cops. So lets pile on, woo the sexy female police officer, and fly out.

>>8811092
Toss Boston a spare burner, and let's get out of here once the Space Police are taken down. We can go back to our spaceship and find somewhere to spend all our hard earned treasure.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8811116

I meant

>>8811092

The merciless Azimuth and Rom, against the mighty Space Police...

You honestly don't know who will win...

"Spaceman, you old sand-skunk, I knew you'd get me out of there!"

"You get to the spaceport- I've got plenty of places around here to hide out for a spell!"

rolled 5 = 5

Borrow the bystander's spear to create a diversion

>>8811208
Alright, so here's the plan. Take down the Space Police, grab the lady cop, head to the spaceport, fly out somewhere to spend or hide the treasure, and wait for all this to blow over.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8811208
Catch ya later Tex, Space Team Awesome, lets ride!
People of New Jerusalem, your hero needs a fan group to swarm him about now and cover his awesome teams escape to their ship in the starport!

rolled 12 = 12

>>8811258
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Why do the epic ideas get the worst rolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8811265
Because he doesn't pay tribute to the spirit of ADVENTURE!

Rom and Azimuth are holding their own, but the high-pitched squeal of police sirens draws louder!

What will you do, Spaceman?

>>8811297
>holding their own
>reeling in pain on ground
>being exploded into the air

rolled 3 = 3

>>8811297
Charge into the fray and attempt to steal one of the Policemen's Stun Batons!

>>8811311
Azimuth's not reeling in pain, he's blocking the burner with his OTC.

And Rom's just being Rom.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8811297

RALLY THE PEOPLE OF NEW JERUSALEM TO YOUR AID!

RIOT!

rolled 11 = 11

>>8811311
You are misinterpreting that picture, Azimuth is diving down and reflecting a burner blast with his Orange Transparent Chainsaw, while Rom has just run up a wall back flipped off it and is going to fall down slashing with two hands the unfortunate officer below him cutting him cleanly in twain.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8811297
Attempt to distract the Space Police by making hurtful comments about their donut eating habits.

>8811297
There is a lightpole behind the space police. We must shoot it and create a hazard/distraction.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8811355
Oh, rolling I guess.

rolled 9 = 9

Set Bennie to Metal Fury Mode. Toss him into the midst of the battle. Pray for Rom and Azimuth's safety.

>>8811297
I make this request in the name of the spirit of ADVENTURE!

Fire at the Space Police (careful not to hit Rom or Azumuth), and have Endman at the ready with the lasercannon for when reinforcements arrive.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8811297

Shoot the space police's oxygen tanks!

The people of New Jerusalem are heedless of your troubles, and are more than willing to stand back and watch the spectacle.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8811382
I apologize to the spirit of ADVENTURE for incorrectly inputting my dice command, and beg mercy and forgiveness!

Holy tits this is awesome.

>>8811355
Second. Create distraction and CHEESE IT!

To the Spacecraft!

rolled 4 = 4

>>8811392
Well in that case, Bennie METAL MAYHEM MODE ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!
Azimuth, Rom stop playing with those officers and lets go, adventure awaits!

>>8811378
Fly true, friend!

Roll a d12, please.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8811446

rolled 4 = 4

>>8811446
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Let us not forget the female cop in our haste! As an adventurer, we ALWAYS get the girl! It's in the Adventurer's Code!

I find this song appropriate for this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTCGuEq4_kk

>>8811446
we need to install a rocket pack on Bennie, so we don't have to throw him everywhere

rolled 8 = 8

it's a good thing bennie is made out of some sort of lightanium or he would be a pain to throw around all the time like this

>>8811543

>>8811543
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You didn't know he had it in him!

>>8811557

>>8811566

Oh fuck, he has an OTC arm. Shit just got hyper-real.

>>8811566
I am so amazed and delighted that I have lost bowel control.

>>8811566

>>8811566

rolled 5 = 5

>>8811566
iceman looks surprised

Your robot seems to have the situation well in hand.

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 3 = 3

>>8811601
Grab the loot, get to the ship.

>>8811566
ITZ BOOTIFUL BOZZ

>>8811566
lol Azimuth, Obama would like to talk to you about a defense contract.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8811601
Grab loot, Grab sexy female officer, Gather party before adventuring forth, Adventure somewhere thats not New Jerusalem.

Have Bennie cover our strategic withdrawal to the ship. We will load up, circle around, grab the girl, and get a LASER HOOK!

rolled 10 = 10

>>8811601
Set transcoder to remote operation mode.

ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL!

Treasure in hand, you escape to the starport!

As you round the final corner and see the black blastproof durablate, a familiar voice calls to you...

"Spaceman of Futuron! Lay down your burner and surrender!"

How did we get another hand?

rolled 12 = 12

>>8811743
We have a hastily made sling.

>>8811743
We looted it.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8811722
Look at him, he's got rookie eyes, we outnumber him.

Threaten him

rolled 7 = 7

>>8811722
In the name of the spirit of ADVENTURE, I order you to let me buy you a drink.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8811722
"Aren't you a little cute to be a Spacepolicewoman?"

>>8811754
YOU FOOL, THAT IS THE HOT FEMALE OFFICER

rolled 2 = 2

>>8811722
Bend down to put down your burner, tell Endman to zap the burner out of the officers hands when you bend over. Stop Benniezilla before he gets any smooth ideas with that sexy light post. Woo the officer.

>>8811754
That one is a she. I think.

>>8811767
oops

rolled 1 = 1

>>8811722
Make like you're going to drop your burner.

Then shoot hers out of her hands.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8811754
>she's got rookie eyes
fix'd that for you
then make her instantly fall in love

>>8811754
Despite your previous inclinations to the female Officer, you cannot help instinctively drawing your own burner!

rolled 6 = 6

>>8811789
Emit SPACEMANLIENESS IN HER GENERAL DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rolled 12 = 12

>>8811798
seconding with a better role hopefully

You quickly remember that hand is just a sling, and with a loud *thunk* drop the cask and switch hands!

>>8811789
Well, we do have a lot of treasure. Women like treasure, right?

rolled 2 = 2

>>8811816
The Space Police are a bastion of incorruptibility though! The only ways out of this are either violence or the use of our masculine wiles! Speaking of...

>>8811813
Masculine Wiles roll!

rolled 12 = 12

>>8811813
You shouldn't hide such pretty eyes behind such an ugly visor.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8811813
She knows deep down that she really loves us. She can't hide it. A life of adventure is just too amazing to pass up.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8811813
"I'm not one to shoot a woman, especially not a woman of the law and... you know... especially not a woman of the law as gorgeous as yourself, but *er-hem* you, ah... You know what? I forgot where I was going with this. Would you like to join me on an adventure righting wrongs, finding treasure and seeing the galaxy? You won't have to fill out any paperwork on my ship!"

>two 2 rolls
>two 12 rolls

haha what

>>8811904

>>8811911

"You're wanted by the Empire for that treasure you're dragging. I can't let you leave."

rolled 7 = 7

>>8811936
Then why did she lower her weapon? Ah, I see what's going on. She's just playing hard to get, now.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8811936
Oh, "the Empire" wants me, does she? Well, you'll have to catch me first.

rolled 9 = 9

IF you join us..

You get full dental coverages.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8811936
"You could place me under house arrest. Funnily enough, my house happens to be a spaceship."

rolled 8 = 8

>>8811936
"Then perhaps you should chase me onto that ship over there."

"You're not going anywhere, Spaceman!"

Bounty hunters! Lured by the action of battle, they seek to claim you as their prize!

"The rules've changed, Spaceman! The Emperor's nephew is offering a private bounty, dead or alive!"

rolled 4 = 4

>>8811936
"Look. I'm Spaceman. Hero of the Futuron people. I'm being chased halfway across the galaxy by the Empire, I've got a big, pissed off battle robot and three hardened veterans at my back, and while I may have lost an arm and the pain-haze may be clouding my vision, I'm still the best shot on Futuron and its three moons.

On top of that, if you were wondering why your transcoder's anomaly detector was spiking, its because my ship is packing enough anti-matter to vaporize this entire city.

So if you think I'm going to let one... really very attractive cop get in my way then well... you're wrong."

The Officer glowers as she readies a charge on her own burner. "A second bounty? That's completely illegal! Spaceman must be brought to trial!"

"Not according to the Emperor's nephew."

"And if it is illegal..."

rolled 4 = 4

>>8812104
"Aha, you've fallen into my cunning trap, that cyborg is really one of my allies!"

Then proceed to fire at them during the confusion.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8812104
Oh tits, it's the Good-Time Gang. Well, you know what that means...TIME TO CALL UPON THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!

"...we don't need the Space Police knowing about it."

*KRZAP*

WHAT DO YOU DO, SPACEMAN?

OP is the greatest person in the world.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8812104
Ah, Imperial justice never changes.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8812128
"I totally agree, getting caught by them would be even more illegal...so lets go hop on my ship and discuss all the illegal things we could do to each other in the privacy of my captain's quarters. Onward, TO ADVENTURE!"

rolled 12 = 12

>>8812151

Flying tackle to get policewoman out of the way!

What a cheater he's got a storm shield

block the lazer with spaceman's severed hand, call up party and clear a path to the ship. Space cop will have to come with us if she wants justice served, and if she wants to live.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8812151
Throw my burner in front of his gun so it explodes in his face. Then use the ensuing distraction to escape with the crew and police lady.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8812151
Pull Ladycop out of the way. Show that man a new spectrum of pain with our burner, like a rainbow.

Bounty hunters? We don't need their scum.

>>8812151
Save the sexy officer!
She will jump on our spacecock if we save her life by deflecting the bad-guy's laser with a shot of our own!

Am I the only one who kind of wants to see this done as a full-fledged sci-fi action movie? Because I'd get the DVD. 20 of it. And watch it on 20 different TVs. At the same time. Synchronized so it's perfect.

>>8812200
me newfag can't dice

rolled 11 = 11

>>8812211
I am so retarded...
or drunk

rolled 2 = 2

>>8812211

dice 1d12

in the emailfield newfagbro

>>8812151
Burn his burner out of his hand with our burner, look like a badass doing it, throw the burner at another merc, grab the space officerwoman with our good hand, it's clear that she is stressed out by the situation and we must think for here like a true spacegentleman.

>>8812312

>>8812323

http://www.givemepoints.net/?i=2166

>>8812337
carry her to the space ship while the rest of the gang gives you covering fire, don't forget the treasure

rolled 3 = 3

>>8812353

rolled 10 = 10

>>8812337

Cop a feel.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8812374
That's hardly gentlemanly.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8812337
hush now, you are safe, burden yourself with thinking no longer as I can think for the both of us, instead, shoot the mercenaries as they are surely intending to commit many crimes in pursuit of us.
Space Team Awesome, ASSEMBLE...on the ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8812374
more like, feel a cop

rolled 7 = 7

KISS HER YOU ROGUE!

The world will stop for your moment of romance!

rolled 5 = 5

>>8812374
spaceman is a gentleman.

>>8812389
(carry her over your shoulder as you run i meant with her shooting the mercenaries as you dash off, with team in tow)

>>8812390

I lol'd.

Good job, guys. For once you saved the girl instead of trying to BE the girl.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8812390
Oh that pun.
>>8812337
Wink, smile, grab her blaster, and return fire!

>>8812374
That's not very cinematic. Or for that matter, romantic.

Get her up, and head out to the ship, burning bounty hunters all the way. Make sure that the treasure is grabbed.

Meanwhile...

rolled 3 = 3

>>8812408

I fail to see how the Spirit of ADVENTURE! can't involve boobs.

>>8812414
CALL IN BENNIE

rolled 11 = 11

>>8812414

has the guy in back got burner stilts, or something?

rolled 2 = 2

Iceman will use his laser chainsaw to deflect the burner bolts back at the bounty hunters.

HE WILL DO IT THROUGH THE FORCE OF HIS FACIAL HAIR!

rolled 10 = 10

Take out the jetpack fag first, he doesn't have heavy armor or a power shield

rolled 9 = 9

Yeah, it's time to leave.

>>8812464
>implying boba fett died

tee hee

rolled 7 = 7

>>8812414
the air tank on the fence would make a great flash bang to cover our escape.

>>8812439
One of the bounty hunters is armed with a sleek rocket pack! Before your eyes he shoots into the gloomy sky and lands atop a piece of gridwork!

He trains both his burners on Endman and fires charge after charge at the fearless Futuron!

What do you do, Spaceman?

rolled 10 = 10

>>8812414
Is that a spare jet-pack I see?

>>8812492
NOOOO, ENDMAN!!!!!!!
LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BENNIE, SAVE ENDMAN SOMEHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rolled 4 = 4

>>8812492
ENDMAN, LOOK OUT!!!

rolled 1 = 1

>>8812508
If so it is time to take the battle to the sky!

rolled 9 = 9

>>8812492

Call in Bennie, get him to throw Azimuth or Rom at the jetpack dude. Little role reversal.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8812492
Turn over and blast the gridwork out from under his feet.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8812516
forgot my roll

rolled 2 = 2

>>8812525
nice

>>8812518

rolled 7 = 7

>>8812492

Throw the old bearded bystander in front of the burner blasts!

rolled 9 = 9

>>8812563

I THINK THIS IS ENDMAN'S END, MAN.

>>8812492
Holy shit there's a space wizard, too! RUN FOR IT

rolled 11 = 11

>>8812613
THIS CAN'T BE ENDMAN'S END, MAN! WE ONLY MET HIM ON THE PREVIOUS EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Endman is struck by the burner and falls to the dirty street!

But even a burner is not enough to defeat a Futuron! He snaps off a charge of his own, driving it through the rocket-man's helmet!

rolled 3 = 3

>>8812613
Futurons never die, use the cops burner to shoot at boba fett. hopefully endman's cop armor can take a hit or two.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8812634
hop off the cop and go rescue endman, Futurons before imperials.

>>8812634
Is he in well enough condition to use his lasercannon?

rolled 11 = 11

>>8812634
Time to grab a nearby gun, promise to continue on with the cop later and return fire now?

rolled 2 = 2

Just get everyone the hell out of there, have Bennie charge through the bounty hunters from behind and follow him to the ship.

A Futuron must not die in this squalid hellhole.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8812634
GET DO DAH CHOPPAH, Grab Endman and Unnamed officer female, then book it, let bennie clear the path while he is still in METALLIC MAYHEM MODE.

Meanwhile...

rolled 12 = 12

priority is getting team to safety, use bennie as a distraction. do not forget treasure, or else we lose ice man and spaceknight.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8812768
Rom needs to steal that energy shield.

"No man of Futuron can be felled by a single charge! A hand, if you would, Spaceman, to right me again."

rolled 11 = 11

>>8812794
a hand? good because i only have one.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8812794
Give that joker a hand up.

As you and Endman remove your tattered disguises, Bennie returns, his battery nearly drained!

Rom raises his electro-sword and hefts one of the casks.

"This is where we part, Spaceman."

"Azimuth and I will take one cask, as payment. Fare well, Spaceman. You have many enemies."

rolled 1 = 1

>>8812897

Shoot them in the fucking head, that's your money!

rolled 7 = 7

>>8812897
Bid them good journeys, Time to pack up our booty and head off of this silly place.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8812913
No.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8812897
Rom, Azimuth, take it easy, kick ass and know that Spaceman will always count you among his allies...for a price.
Now mon cherie, you just aided and abetted an imperial criminal whatever will you do?

rolled 12 = 12

>>8812897
give them your number, then wish them luck, they're probably wanted now.

>>8812913
Your burner seems to be drained...

rolled 1 = 1

>>8812933
Aw hell man. Time to pack up all the loot, and the space cop, and get out of here so you can reload/recharge and replace your hand.

rolled 10 = 10

Search the bounty hunters for anything useful.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8812933

Aw nuts. Ask them what they intend to do with their share, I guess.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8812933
check on space cop, she might have been wounded in the fight.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8812933

Plug Rom and Iceman's spin-off series, Wednesdays at 7pm EST and an encore showing Saturdays at 5.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8812982
>>8812952
hitting on spacecop seems impossible doesn't it?

"You're still wanted by the Imperial Court... but I'm sworn to see you there alive."

"What the Emperor's nephew is doing is illegal- he's been taking hold of this sector for years. Most of the Space Police are already turned."

rolled 4 = 4

>>8812933
We must check on spacecop woman, she is an enemy of the state and inescapably enraptured with our heroics, then escort her to the ship. Also make sure Bennie and Endman are ok, they may have taken hits we didn't see.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8812987
I dunno, rollin to hit on space cop.

"If you'll help me try to bring him down..."

...


Is there anything else you wish do do before you leave New Jerusalem, Spaceman?

rolled 6 = 6

>>8813000
Then my dear, I'll submit to house arrest, on my ship. You must guard me, or I might try to escape.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8813007

Hellooooooooooo.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8813014

Loot everything and get a laserhook?
Also get sexy cop to come with us.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8813014
Recharge bennie, take the Jetpack guys Jetpack. Get spiffy sunglasses for everyone, even Bennie.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8813014
TAKE THE SCRAPS OF THAT ROBOT!

WE CAN REBUILD HIM

rolled 12 = 12

>>8813014
jetpacks for everyone, loot mercs for all weapons, use pokedex thing to scan for anything unusual in the area, and charge benny. Convince spacecop to help you take down emperors nephew for the good of the galaxy.

fucking autosage! THIS IS AWESOME! IT SHOULD BE EXEMPT!

He won't be needing this anymore...

rolled 9 = 9

>>8813088
excellent now attach it to Bennie so we don't have to throw him at everything.

"Spaceman!"

Endman calls to you.

"Catch!"

rolled 5 = 5

>>8813115
Eh, whats that Endman?

rolled 2 = 2

>>8813115
equip air tank on us, equip jet pack on robot.

>>8813115
Fuck yeah, Endman is the bro among bros.

We need to get a new fist so we can brofist him.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8813115

KABOOM

"Someday you must tell me the tale of how you lost your old tank!"

TO BE CONTINUED.

I'm gar for Endman.

>>8813134
Awesome parting shot. OP is my hero.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8813134
Let's not forget our treasure,
*Spaceman looks at Spacecop's ass*
Can't have too much Booty...YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was awesome

archived for eternal glory