BURST INTO THE VILLAGE LEADER'S HOME, SCREAMING "PLEBIAN-CONTROLLING POWER STRUCTURES ARE BOUND TO REVOLT EVENTUALLY! YOU NEED TO SERIOUSLY RECONSIDER YOUR GOVERNING POLICIES!"

DID I MENTION I TOOK 18 INT?!

OW, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! THOSE TANKARDS AREN'T GOING TO DRINK THEMSELVES!

>>8749783
OW
GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR ASS AND GET TO ENGLAND.

>RAGING IT UP FOR THE ALL FATHER ODIN!

I promptly aquire beer, food and wenches, get stoneface drunk while gouring myself on roast boar and nailing at least three women at once.

why are you yelling?

>>8749783
OW: WHAT THE FUCK? I THOUGHT WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF RAPING OLGA.

>>8749832

WHAT DID YOU SAY I DIDN'T HEAR YOU

>>8749783

OW

SHOW OLGA YOUR HONOR AND LET HER TAKE REVENGE SO THINGS AREN'T AWKWARD ANYMORE

>>8749814
THIS, ONLY YELL IT REALLY LOUD!

>>8749814
>>8749865
DO THIS

>>8749835
Hugs for Mandingo!

>>8749783
OW BURN THE VILLAGE

THEN PILLAGE THE VILLAGE

OW

INVESTIGATE THE VILLAGERS POLITELY!

JUST KIDDING BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND

YOU KICK OPEN THE VILLAGE LEADERS DOOR AND LET THAT ASSHOLE KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT HIS SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT, BUT IN NO WHERE NEAR AS GAY OR LARGE WORDS! YOU'RE A BERSERKER VIKING, NOT A PANSY PIECE OF SHIT POLITICAL SCIENCES STUDENT!

THE PIECE OF CRAP LOOKS STARTLED AND CONFUSED AMONGST OTHER THINGS!

>>8749783
OW, WHEN DID WE GET A FUCKING BEAR?

>>8749977
>NOT A PANSY PIECE OF SHIT POLITICAL SCIENCES STUDENT!

I SCREAM TO THE META-HEAVENS, "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!"

>>8749996
WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T WE HAVE A BEAR?

>>8749990
RAILROADING IS NOT COOL
NOT COOL, MAN

>>8749855
OW DO THIS

>>8749996

In like the third thread.

>>8750004
WHY DID MY POST REFERENCE THE WRONG POST?

NONETHELESS, GM RAILROAD IS RAILROAAAAAAAAAAD

>>8749990
ENGAGE HIM IN A GAME OF CHESS. FOR HIS LIFE!

>>8749990
>>NOT A PANSY PIECE OF SHIT POLITICAL SCIENCES STUDENT!
WAIT, WHAT? FUCK YOU!

GO BACK OUT THE DOOR, SHUT IT, THEN DYNAMIC ENTRY AGAIN AND DO IT RIGHT

HOW CAN WE NOT LIBERATE THE PEOPLE IF WE'RE NOT DOING IT GODDAMN RIGHT?

>>8749990
OW SLAM THE DOOR BEHIND YOU AND HEAD OUT FOR THE SEAS AGAIN.

OW DO THE DRYAD SO IT'S JUST AS AKWARD AS WITH OLGA

Ho wow, this is still going.
Anyone like to inform me what has happened since?
Last I remember picking up a dryad and something about a boat, and now why is there a bear?

>>8750009
I DIDN'T QUESTION WHY WE HAVE A BEAR. I SIMPLY DO NOT REMEMBER ACQUIRING A BEAR.
>>8750020
THANK YOU.

>>8749990
The hell? That command wasn't preceded by "OW". Has that rule been redacted?

OW, RAPE THE BEAR

>>8749996
SINCE ALMOST FUCKING FOREVER! FUCKING PAY ATTENTION!
>>8750004
>>8750012
>>8750024
LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE SOME COMPLAINING WOMEN!
>>8750036
WHAT PART OF BEING A BERSERKER VIKING DON'T YOU FUCKING GET?

>>8750112
OW:

BURN!

RAPE!

PILLAGE!

>>8750085
OP HERE! REINSTATING THE OW COMMAND RULE FROM HERE ON OUT!

rolled 8 = 8

I HAVE NOT READ PREVIOUS THREADS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S WHAT. SOMEONE GIVE RECAP!

>>8750112
>>LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE SOME COMPLAINING WOMEN!

OW FIND THE COMPLAINING WOMEN AND BATTER THEM

>>8750013
OW THIS

AWKWARD IS BAD OW

OW, GO TOTALLY FUCKING BERSERK! EAT THE VILLAGE! NOT THE VILLAGERS, THE FUCKING VILLAGE! HOUSES ARE DELICIOUS!

>>8750112
OW? THAT KINDA HURT?

BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH HEAVY BOOKS! SHOW YOUR RAGING INTELLECT THROUGH BRUTE STRENGTH!

>>8750135
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE BACK TO YOUR OLD BUSINESS AND BUSINESS IS ALWAYS FUCKING GOOD! YOU MANAGE TO SET TWO HOUSES ON FIRE BEFORE THE MILITIA SCRAMBLES TOGETHER! YOU GOING TO TAKE THEIR SHIT?!

>>8750248
BEND OVER

PRESENT ASS TO MILITIA

>>8750248
YOU BET YOUR ASS WE'RE NOT TAKING THEIR GUFF
FUCK THEIR SHIT UP

BURN IT DOWN, BURN IT ALL DOWN

>>8750248
OW KILL THEM OW

>>8750248
OW
IGNORE GUARD
SET MORE FIRE

OW

SET GUARDS ON FIRE

>>8750248
Oh snap! You should totally make peace with them and apologize like a gentleman.

>>8750299
FUCK OFF

>>8750248
OW DESTROY THEM ALL

>>8750248
OW: FIGHT THEM OFF WHILE YOU GET BACK TO YOUR SHIP. OR WHATEVER YOUR MAIN MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION IS THESE DAYS.

rolled 19 = 19

>>8750248
OW. TAP INTO YOUR INTO YOUR VOID OF UNLIMITED RAGE AND ANNIHILATE THEM!

>>8750299
(PERSONALLY, I AGREE WITH YOU, BUT IT'S QUITE OUT OF CHARACTER.)

OW, BURN MAIN KILL!

OW

COMBO ATTACK WITH BEAR FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE AND MASSIVE AWESOME

>>8750270
ROLL HIGH ON A FUCKING D100 YOU RAGING CUNT!

rolled 48 = 48

>>8750353

OW

rolled 83 = 83

>>8750353
OW BURN THE GUARDS

FIGHTING IS A WASTE OF TIME

AAAHHHH

>>8750353

ROLLIN FOR COMBO ATTACK GODDAMN

rolled 60 = 60

>>8750353
OW, RAAAAAGE AND CHOP A GUARD'S ARM OFF AND USE THAT ARM TO BEAT THE REST TO FUCKING DEATH

>>8750414

FUCK

>>8750359
CONGRATULATIONS ON DISAPPOINTING YOUR FATHER BY BEING BORN! YOU ONLY MANAGE TO GET TIED UP IN BATTLE WITH THE TOWN MILITIA!

DECLARE ANOTHER ACTION AND ROLL TO STOP SUCKING SO MUCH!

rolled 2 = 2

>>8750399
I GOT WS OF 80 IS IT GOOD ENOUGH?

rolled 5 + 4 = 9

>>8750461
FUCK YEAH. ROLLING DAMAGE

rolled 12 = 12

>>8750460
DICK PUNCH

rolled 69 = 69

>>8750460
OW, CHOP RIGHT THE FUCK THROUGH THAT GUARD'S SHIELD AND GNAW YOUR WAY THROUGH HIS TORSO

>>8750461
Ah, sweet memories of Tau Quest...

>>8750470
SWEET. I'VE GOT A PEN OF 2 FOR MY BADASS BERSERKER WARAXE OF BERSERKING WARAXE-ING. DO I KILL THE VILLAGE?

>>8750461
>>8750470
WHAT PART OF "OW COMMAND" AND ROLL HIGH DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND YOU MENTALLY DEFICIENT PIECE OF SHIT?!

>>8750461
Well, we're screwed.

>>8750470
>rolled 2 = 2
>FUCK YEAH

>ROLL HIGH ON A FUCKING D100
>ROLL HIGH
>HIGH

rolled 67 = 67

>>8750490
FUCK YOU. I ROLL TO HIT YOU!

>>8750490
HEY DIPSHIT, YOU DON'T NEED TO GIVE THE OW COMMAND WHEN YOU ROLL.

rolled 31 = 31

>>8750505
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF FAGGY GAY BALLS SYSTEM ARE YOU PLAYING WITH? ROLL TO HIT YOU TOO!

rolled 68 = 68

>>8750460
OW BLUDGEON THAT GUY TO DEATH WITH YOUR MANHOOD

rolled 29 = 29

>>8750514
>>8750511
>>8750505
>>8750494
>>8750490
>>8750483
>>8750481
>>8750479
>>8750477
>>8750470
>>8750461

OW WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT ON A DRESS AND CALL YOUR SELF A LITTLE GIRL NOW DAMN

>>8750479
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT! ONE HORRIBLE GORING LATER, YOU NOTICE SOME OF THE MILITIA HAS STARTED TO RUN THE FUCK AWAY!

QUICK! FUCKING DO SOMETHING ELSE!

>>8750602
OW, THROW YOUR FUCKING BEAR AFTER THE FLEEING PANSY-ASS GUARDS, THAT'LL SHOW THEM TO SHOW THEIR BACKS TO A FUCKING BERSERKER OF ODIN

rolled 6 = 6

>>8750602
OW DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!

rolled 34 = 34

>>8750602
OW CHASE THEM DOWN AND RAPE THEM SO THAT IT WILL BE EVEN MORE AWKWARD.

>>8750602
OW LOOT AND PILL;AGE.

>>8750602
LOOT AND PILLAGE, YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VIKING

>>8750694
YOU GET THE RESULTS WE ALL FUCKING SAW COMING! DON'T YOU FEEL FUCKING SPECIAL?!

>>8750842
OW FIND LOOT.

>>8750724
>>8750802
LOOT AND PILLAGE MIND

OW, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN ASSHOLE?!

>>8750861
YOU BEGIN SEARCHING FOR LOOT! HEADING BACK TOWARDS THE VILLAGE TO-

"Olaf, we need to talk."

THE FUCK?!

>>8750981
OW, ASK HER WHAT THE FUCK SHE WANTS. WE'VE GOT PILLAGING TO DO, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR HER ETHEREAL SHENANIGANS.

>>8750981
OW DON'T JUST SIT THERE AND LISTEN, DEMAND BATTLE AND SHE CAN TRY TO SAY SHIT BEFORE YOU KICK HER ASS

>>8750981
FUCK, IT'S A VALKYRIE. OW: ASK HER WHAT SHE WANTS, WE'RE NOT DEAD. BITCH IS PROBABLY LOOKING FOR THOSE GUARDS WE KILLED.

>>8750981
DISREGARD WHATEVER IT IS; IT'S NOT SHOUTING ENOUGH TO HEAR OVER ALL THE GLORIOUS BESERKING.

>>8751036
"Ignoring the fact that you're kind of a massive asshole Olaf, the all father has work for you to do. Being a god and everything, he could fix the problem himself if he wanted to, but he likes watching you run around. The bear can tell you more if you decide to accept."

WORDS WORDS WORDS! WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS VALKYRIE LIKE TO TALK SO FUCKING MUCH?!

"By the way, don't step into the portal that should be showing up in about five minutes in town unless you accept the work. Gotta fly, there's a battle happening a few countries over."

FUCKING FINALLY!

"See you around asshole."

>>8750981
OW, PILLAGE THEN BURN THEN RAPE! IN THAT ORDER! GET TO IT VIKING!

>>8751217
OW, GRAB BEAR BY COLLAR(OR FUR IF HE DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING COLLAR), DEMAND A FUCKING EXPLANATION RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>8751217
OW HEAD TO TOWN WE'RE GONNA KICK SOME ASS IN THE NAME OF ODIN

>>8751217
GRAB WHAT YOU CAN AND GET BEAR TO EXPLAIN

>>8751253
>>8751254
>>8751326
YOU GO BACK AND LOOT ANYTHING THAT SEEMS IMPORTANT AT THE TIME! THIS IS A LOT OF SHIT, SO YOU DON'T REALLY BOTHER KEEPING TRACK OF IT ALL! STOWING ALL THAT USELESS SHIT ON YOUR BOAT BUILT FROM A MURDERED ELDER FOREST TREE, YOU GET DOWN TO THE BUSINESS OF LEARNING ABOUT YOUR SHITTY JOB FROM THE BEARACLE.

"DON'T WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT IT OLAF! ODIN IS JUST SENDING YOU TO A DIFFERENT TIME AND PLACE AND FORCING YOU INTO A CULTURE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND! THIS SHIT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!"

>>8751454
OW. JUMP IN THE PORTAL.

>>8751454
OW, FUCK THAT SHIT!

OW, FUCKING PUSH THE BEARACLE IN THERE FIRST! FUCKER!

>>8751454
FUCK YES GOING TO CHINA, THEM BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT OUR RAIDING SKILLS

>>8751454
OW make sure to take our bear, our bitches, and our boat full o'loot through the portal with us

rolled 65 = 65

>>8751454
Throw the wench into the portal first, just to make sure it's safe.

>>8751497
THIS

>>8751487
YOU HOP I- OH SHIT! YOU CAN TASTE SOUND! YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU CAN TASTE AND TASTE WHAT YOU SEE! HOLY SHIT FUCKING ROLL NOT TO FLIP THE FUCK OUT! ROLL 2D100, BUT ROLL LOW THIS TIME! OH FUCK THE COLORS!

rolled 49, 89 = 138

>>8751615
OW YOU ARE THE WORST VIKING EVER

rolled 32, 98 = 130

>>8751615
Rollin' for WARP OVERTAKIN'

rolled 53, 79 = 132

>>8751615
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF YOU FUCKER YOU DID NOT GET THIS FAR TO BREAK DOWN LIKE A FUCKING SISSY OVER SOME FROO-FROO FUCKING COLOURS AND SHIT

>>8751635
IF OW IS FLIPPING OUT NOW HE'LL JUST HAVE TO
BESERK
HARDER

rolled 45, 42 = 87

>>8751615
OW CHEER THE FUCK UP YOUR ON A YELLOW SUBMARINE MAGGOT!

>>8751635
>>8751647
Let me guess---we can now see what we see, but still taste what we see.

Ranged taste! SUPERPOWERS!

>>8751635
>>8751647
>>8751655
>130-138 on 3 2d100s
THAT SHIT IS STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE

>>8751672
/tg/'s pseudo-random number generator HAET QUESTS

>>8751658
YES! RAGE HARDER!

>>8751698
shit, you're telling me

rolled 5 = 5

Latefag here. Have we made a Bear Lore check in this quest yet? Are we sure it's not just a large, hirsute woman?

>>8751635
FUCKING SHIT! FUCKING SHIT! YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FLIP THE FUCK OUT BUT YOU'RE FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU CAN TASTE WHAT YOU HAD FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT! IT TASTES LIKE RAPE!

ROLL 1D100! ROLL LOW THIS TIME!

rolled 13 = 13

>>8751772
ROLLING FOR REGURGITATED RAPE

rolled 35 = 35

>>8751772
OH SHIT THAT REALLY WASNT VERY NICE WAS IT

rolled 54 = 54

>>8751772
OW FUCKIN RAAAAAGE

rolled 62 = 62

>>8751772
JUST GIVE UP. I BET YOU COULDN'T EVEN SACK POLAND.

rolled 73 = 73

>>8751772
OW PUKE ON THAT FUCKING BEAR IF YOU HAVE TO PUKE, FUCKER DESERVES IT

rolled 40 = 40

>>8751772
GET YOUR ACT IN GEAR VIKING!

WHAT WOULD ODIN DO? SIMMER WITH RAGE?
NAH HE WOULD LET IT THE FUCK OUT!

>>8751787
As they say in the Motherland, "GET IN THERE". And pre-empted all you high-rolling faggots too.

>>8751801
>>8751799
>>8751798
>>8751794
>>8751787
THE ROLLS JUST KEEP GETTING BIGGER!!

>>8751787
I dare say, you do feel quite odd as of late. Now. What were you up to again? Ah yes, you were about to merrily stroll to the abode of your most beloved. Now pray tell, what was the beauty's name again. For that matter my good sir, what is your name? Truly a most interesting and yet troubling predicament to be in. Truly.

>>8751928
Loves name: Olga

Our name: Olaf Whistlewood

>>8751928
Most puzzling, dear chap. Mayhap you have some form of identification slip in the pocket of your garments?

>>8751928
>Thou might be a viking 1.png
>might be a viking
>might
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>8751928
We are Thelonius Girth's illegitimate son, Theodore. Our beloved is actually a hirsute woman who is oft mistaken for a bear.

>>8751928
FFFFFF- I've been trolled

>>8751984
I do believe that this dapper gentleman is correct, good sir.

preposterious, Why would we forget our own name, clearly we are Sir Henry Nottingworth, and our love is as beautiful as the sea, and the shape of a tree.

>>8751948
Ah! Indeed! How could you forget the name of such an angel? You have been persistent with her and respectful with your intentions to court her. Hmm. Something seems ever so out of the ordinary though. Must be the nervousness. laughable considering your station in life, but only natural.

As of now you have arrived at her manors front gates. They are unlocked because of a certain expected visitor. You can feel your anticipation fluttering about.

Dare I ask what your next step should be?

>>8752132
If you are the expected visitor, then enter. Seek out your love.

>>8752132
Why, follow all courtesies and announce yourself in a manner fit for a man of your standing! No need to be a brute, eh?

>>8752132
Open the gate, calling out a mellifluous 'halloo' to announce our arrival.
THEN RIP AND TEAR AND LOOT AND PILLA-- ahem, the luncheon seems to disagree with us. Then make haste to the dining chambers of our beloved and RAPE RAPE RA-- I say! Then kiss our beloved's hand in a display of high emotion!

>>8752132
Go forth proudly, knowing your mutton chops are the envy of all men.

>>8752132
Be the Charming and exceedingly civil gentleman that we are, and announce our entry.

>>8752158
>>8752200
>>8752212
>>8752218
You enter the front gardens and stroll up towards the door. Oh dear, it looks like Olga has another one of the... "the help" hired to tend her gardens. The poor thing looks confused about the difference between her hands and her feet. You'll have to make sure to advise your beloved on the finer points of interviewing prospective serva- Ah! I mean "help".

>>8752314

compose yourself and announce your presence. with as much style and grace as you can.

>>8752314
GET MORE ANGRY
YOU KNOW YOUR TRUE SELF
FEED THE ANGRERRRRRRRRRRRR

>>8752314
You should address the young lady. It's what a noble gentleman would do. She looks sad.

>>8752314
I say, why do you seem to have so much trouble with the word "servant"? It's not unlawful, and they're usually treated well enough. It's not like they are slaves or anything of the sort.

>>8752314
Oh good lord, what the lower classes are composed of these days. A bloody disgrace.

Still, Olga is a woman, and like all those of the fairer sex, afflicted with Irrationality, Distemper, Hysteria, and all the other ills that plague those sweet little creatures.

After marriage, hopefully you can ensure she not oe'erreach so much.

>>8752314
Give gardening advice to the young lady, as that is the gentlemanly thing to do and we are a gentleman, knowledgeable in many arts. Then Proceed to our truest love.

>>8752391
Get the fuck out.

>>8752314
Query as to her difficulty, and instruct her on proper behavior. You are a gentleman after all. Perhaps showing her the striking difference between her antics and the way things should be done will inspire her to seek a more appropriate occupation. Such as the shoveling of pig feces.

>>8752391
>implying we are still in the viking ages
pay attention, man

>>8752314
I dare say! Does the lady not get enough sleep?
Look at the bags under her eyes!
Go up to the fine lady and whisper to her,"... I will do the thinking for both of us."

>>8752444
THEY SEE ME TROLLIN

>>8752391
>Zhakuvaan thinks using sergalfag's pictures and adding 'good sir' to his posts will make him palatable

>>8752365
>>8752396
>>8752404
>>8752446
Please.

We can't demean ourselves by talking with the "help." It would do more harm than good. If she's a lout, she'll be discharged from Olga's services, if she's not, she should find her own way.

Let's not demean ourselves, and give the silly creature any fanciful ideas out of a fairy tale.

>>8752337
Ah! Finally. You greet Olga with as civil a one as you can. Hmm? Something seems to be wrong with her? Maybe a troubling thought of some form? Maybe she's nervous about the night too? Odd for her not to take your offered hand. Truly she must be distracted.

>>8752314
Ah, our beloved Olga! Ever charitable to the less fortunate! We shall strive to instruct the poor wretch on the finer points of gardening by pointing out the shovel to her!

>>8752503

ask her what feminine concern is troubling her. Don't actually listen to the response but smile politely.

>>8752503
Offer her your penis.

>>8752503
Comfort and sweep our most beloved off of her feet.

>>8752503
STICK YOUR TONGUE DOWN HER THROAT AND GROPE HER THOROUGHLY.
Alternately, sketch an elegant bow and introduce yourself in as courteous a manner as possible, thinking it is another of her little games. Oh, how she endears herself to you with her childish pranks and japes!

>>8752525
FUCK STOP MAKING THIS GOD DAMN GAY

BE A BERSERKER PACKIN' MAN AND A HALF

>>8752544
But good sir, we are no uncouth savage, we are a gentleman of the highest esteem!

>>8752586
Perhaps you are merely uninformed tripfriend, or perhaps just trolling. Our dearest hero has stumbled his way into a portal, and by extension, an alternate dimension in which he is a fine gentleman, and not some uncouth and rowdy barbarian.

In either case however, I forcefully request you hold your tongue and vacate the premises post-haste.

>>8752525
You begin to ask what ever seems to be plagu-

>>8752657
>>8752657
Entering an alternate dimension does not force you into that dimension's version of you, we would still be a savage viking, and these would be weakling gentlemen who deserve to die to our blades. We shall take it over for father Odin.

>>8752668
Good heavens! I say, inquire to the fine lady as to why she has assaulted us!

>>8752668
Well, that should nicely snap you out of your faggotry, OW.
RAAAAAAGE
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

>>8752668

shocking! monocle drop! tea drop!

>>8752670
And this may happen in good time. For now, we must deal with the matters at hand.

My previous position on the holding-of-tongue and what not still stands.

>>8752683
This.

Rage like the force of a thousand suns exploding?

>>8752683
...THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU END UP AT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS GAY ASS CLOTHING?! WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL YOUR LOOT?! WHY HAS A HOUSE THIS NICE NOT BEEN LOOTED AND RAZED TO THE GROUND?!

THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE YOU'RE ABOUT TO FLIP THE FUCK OUT!

>>8752683

"An insult from a person of lower class calls for a whipping, not a duel."
--Gentleman's Code of Honor, GURPS.

>>8752730
ROLL FOR RAGING?

>>8752730
FUCK YEAH, OW
FLIP THE FUCK OUT
RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF OLGA
LOOT, PILLAGE AND BURN

>>8752730
OW, WELL NOW THAT WE GOT OUR SHIT TOGETHER, ASK OLGA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING PLACE. IF HER ANSWER IS FUCKING STUPID, THEN YES, WE FLIP THE FUCK OUT.

>>8752730
>>8752730
I agree with our sudden realization how unviking this is, we must immediately burn the place, and loot it. Kill any around, and take all the women for raping.

>>8752763
that would be a legitimate suggestion were it not made by you

>>8752391
>>8752444
>>8752544
>>8752586
>>8752670
>>8752763
worst, Troll, EVER

>>8752730
BITCH JUST HIT US!! KNOCK HER FUCKING HEAD OFF!

>>8752730
OW HOLD ON

VIKINGS HAD CASTLES AND SHIT. WE JUST NEED SOME SKULLS AND GOLD AROUND. LOOT AND PILLAGE THE SURROUNDING AREA, TURN THIS PLACE INTO A BADASS FORT.

>>8752791
of course, isn't that RMD

GRAB WENCHES LOOT HOUSES, EXACT VENGEANCE ON BEAR!

why can't anyone fucking ignore zhaku?

DON'T QUOTE
DON'T REPLY
LET HIM ROT

>>8752755
>>8752756
>>8752757
"IT SEEMS YOU BOTH HAVE REGAINED YOUR SENSES. OLAF, WHERE IS THE DRYAD?"

YOU MAKE AN ANGRY YET CONFUSED MENTAL NOTE TO GET OLGA BACK FOR THE SLAP LATER ON SENSE YOU'RE TO BUSY JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHEN THIS IS.

>>8752813
It's easier to ignore him when his actions aren't directly impacting the thread. Each time he posts a sergal image, that's one less space for viking quest images!

>>8752763
DELETE YOUR POSTS' IMAGE FILES YOU GODDAMN WHALE PENIS

>>8752927
SCREW THE DRYAD WHERE'D THE WEAPONS AND LOOT GO!?

>>8752927
OP HERE.
>SENSE
REPLACE THAT WITH THE CORRECT FORM "SINCE".

>>8752927
OW WHEN YOU WERE IN PUSSY MODE YOU WERE GOING TO MACK ON SOME LADY HERE, THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE DRYAD

OR THE BEAR

>>8752927
>SENSE YOU'RE TO BUSY
>SENSE...TO BUSY
RAGE AT OWN FAILINGS OF GRAMMAR. PUNCH MONACLE DUDE.

ADMIRE FINE SIDEBURNS WHICH HAVE SURVIVED OUR TRAVELS THROUGH INSANITY.

>>8752927
OW, THE FUCKING DRYAD IS IN THE FUCKING GARDEN, WHERE ELSE FUCKER
GRAB BEARACLE BY BEARD AND BELCH IN HIS FUCKING FACE FOR BEING A DENSE MOTHERFUCKER

>>8752980
YES, THIS IS MUCH BETTER. PULL HIM DOWN INTO OUR FIST BY THE BEARD.

>>8752947
WHAT'S THAT, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU'RE NOT CAPS LOCK ENOUGH

ALSO QUESTION WHY THE BEARACLE'S VICTORIAN FORM IS NOT ALSO A BEAR

>>8753039
HE'S STILL A BEAR HE JUST HAS MALE PATTERN BALDNESS. STOP CALLING ATTENTION TO IT, IT MAKES HIM UNCOMFORTABLE.

>>8752927
IT'S BEARCALE IN DISGUISE PUNCH HIM IN THE GUT FOR THIS DUMBASS IDEA

>>8752927
>GET OLGA BACK FOR THE SLAP
OW GIVE HER A HARD SLAP ON THE ASS
NOW, NOT LATER

>>8752977
IT APPEARS THE BEAR HA CHANGED INTO A LARGE BEARDED MAN! ALSO, YOU GRAB TREE BITCH!

>>8753101
OW DO >>8753095 NOW

>>8753101
OW ASK THE NOTABEARACLE WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING HERE

>>8753101
OW, RETURN DRYAD TO BEARACLE THEN DEMAND AN EXPLANATION OF THESE FAGGOTY CLOTHES AND FAGGOTY EVERYTHING RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>8753095
OW GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT! DO THIS!

RETARD CAPSLOCK QUEST

>>8753101
SHITTING ASS DAMNATION

HOW is tree bitch still alive?

>>8753145
YOUR POINT?

>>8753095
OW WE SHALL SLAP HER ASS MIGHTILY, AND ALL FUTURE STRIKES AGAINST OUR WOMAN SHALL ALSO BE SLAPS UPON THAT ASS

THAT ASS SHALL BE THE SUBJECT OF THE FULL POWER OF YOUR RAGE AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY

looks like it's time to post this again

>>8753146
wow, I think this is the first time SOS has posted something on-topic in a thread

We had better keep these fucking mutton chops.

>>8753197
YES THESE MUTTON CHOPS ARE MOST PLEASING.

>>8753245
these are friends, zhaku-pest

you interfere with quest thread, you will not be counted as its friend

do you a favour long as you bug out of this thread

>>8753194
Actually, he posts on topic fairly frequently now.

>>8753111
>>8753114
>>8753119
NOTABEARACLE LAYS IT OUT STRAIGHT! YOU'RE IN A DIFFERENT WORLD AND A DIFFERENT TIME! SOMETHING, SOMETHING, ETC. ETC., STUPID EXPLANATIONS!

"NOW ALL WE NEED TO DO IS FIND WHEREVER THE MAGICAL HELMET LOKI STOLE IS LOCATED!"

WELL ISN'T THAT JUST FUCKING GREAT?! ODIN MADE YOU HIS LITTLE MESSENGER BOY SO YOU COULD FIND THAT ASSHOLES FANCY HAT!

IF YOU WERE AN OVERWHELMINGLY MAGICAL ITEM OLDER THAN HUMANITY ITSELF AND STOLEN BY LOKI, WHERE THE FUCK WOULD YOU HIDE?!

>>8753283
Seriously man. I'm glad that you are being all on topic now. But please don't talk to Zhaku anymore. We want him to go away.
>>8753189

>>8753189
OP HERE. GOING TO TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO INSTALL THAT REAL QUICK!

>>8753304
OW, SEARCH YOUR LATENT FANCYMAN INSTINCTS TO SEE IF VICTORIAN-YOU KNOWS WHERE IT IS.

IF NOT JUST GO LOOK FOR A MUSEUM OR SOMETHING.

>>8753323
>>8753323
Do that and your relationship with me will be ruined.

>>8753304
OW MY VIKING LOGIC TELLS ME IT SHOULD CROWN SOME BADASS WARRIOR'S HEAD. GO LOOKING FOR THIS WARRIOR.

>>8753304
LOKI?! THAT CROSSDRESSING FUCKING FAGGOTY HORSEFUCKER?! THIS IS A FUCKING DISGRACE, THE ALLFATHER SHOULD JUST FUCKING MAN UP AND DO IT HIMSELF, BUT NOOOO, LEAVE IT TO A BERSERKER WHO HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN FUCKING NONCE AROUND LOOKING FOR A FUCKING HAT.

FUCK THIS, GO FIND THE NEAREST COLLECTION OF GOLD AND JEWELLERY AND STUFF, NOTABEARACLE SHOULD KNOW WHERE RIGHT?

>>8753304
IF I WAS A MAGIC HAT I WOULD BE ON MY LAPDOG'S BEAR'S HEAD!

AN OVERWHELMINGLY MAGICAL ITEM OLDER THAN HUMANITY ITSELF IS PROBABLY FIREPROOF.

BURN EVERYTHING. WHATEVER REMAINS MUST THEREFORE LOGICALLY BE THE HAT.

DO NOT ARGUE WITH VIKING LOGIC.

ONLY IMPORTANT QUESTION! DOES FUTURE HAVE SWEET LOOT !?!

>>8753189
Honestly, I don't really care much about Zhakuvaan or Flee. I've seen them post non-trollling shit before.

It's the cadre of frothing Anons that follow them around and feed them when they DO troll that causes so much trouble. This is what was wrong with Jim Profit, too, but Jim never once contributed.

>>8753427
>>8753427
Me oh my, if only people treated me as I deserve,
I would not need to act so bad, I could put it in reserve!
Of all the things to be had,
hate is not what I wish,
to be loved would be rad.

>>8753427
That is why we are trying to get everyone to filter Zhaku. If no one sees Zhaku, no one can respond to Zhaku.

>>8753323

>>8753493
BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY SEMICOLONS ALLOWING MULTIPLE FILTERS IN THE SAME FIELD.

>>8753544
>>8753544

>>8753493
Stop using up Olaf's images. It's rude. Please continue your story friend.

*sigh* And I was being entertained by the mindless norse screaming. Back to slaughtering thousands in mount and blade then,

>>8753189
I DON'T HAVE FIREFOX

AUUAUUGHGHGHHG WHYYYYY

are there post filters for internet explorer?

>>8753610
>dont have Firefox

WHY THE FUCK NOT?!

>>8753578
Why don't you go back to /v/? There are more people there who like you than here.

>>8753610
>internet explorer
HAHAHAHAHA. No. Get Firefox.

>>8753578
*SLAP*
RESPECT THE MANDINGO

>>8753610
Then get it. It's free and can import all your favorites/bookmarks from Internet Explorer or whatever you use.

>>8753326
I do say, there might be a good chance such a shiny bauble would be held within a museum. The idea of magic though is laughable and easily dismissed like so many other things.

>>8753680
OW: Awesome. Go find a museum.

>>8753680
>>8753680

>>8753680
OW SLAP SOME SENSE INTO YOURSELF AND GO TO THE MUSEUM

>>8753680
OW, SLAP YOURSELF YOU'RE ACTING 'NOBLE' UGH!!!

>>8753680
OW, BITE YOUR TONGUE TO SNAP OUT OF IT AND STOP TALKING LIKE A FUCKING PANSY, AND FIND THAT MUSEUM.

>>8753680
OW, WELL LETS GO TO THE MUSEUM THEN, WE'RE WASTING VALUABLE RAPE AND PILLAGE TIME

>>8753680
Well then, I believe it's proper tim- OW, WHAT THE FUCK. ENOUGH OF THIS FANCYMAN BULLSHIT, BUST YOUR FUCKING WAY INTO A MUSEUM AND LOOK FOR THAT GOD DAMN FAGGOT LOKI'S STUPID ASS HAT.

>>8753724
IT'S NOT LOKI'S FUCKING HAT, YOU FAGGOT, IT'S ODIN'S, LOKI STOLE IT, THE CROSSDRESSING HORSEFUCKER, YOU THINK A BERSERKER OF ODIN ALLFATHER WOULD GO ON A QUEST FOR LOKI?

>>8753898
WELL FUCK, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

WE NEED TO FIND THAT FUCKING HAT REGARDLESS THOUGH. OW, HOP TO IT.

>>8753694
>>8753706
>>8753714
YOU MANAGE TO RECOVER FROM BEING A MASSIVE PUSSY THROUGH SHEER OVERPOWERING RAGE AND GET READY TO LEAVE THE MANOR IN THE DIRECTION OF THE MUSEUM! SHOULD YOU TAKE ANYTHING ALONG?! ANY PLANS ON HOW TO TRAVEL THERE?! IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THE OP IS DONE WITH THIS SHIT FOR THE NIGHT!

>>8753940
Thanks for another entertaining installment, OP, great as always. :)

Er, I mean, FUCK, RAGE DOESN'T REST, DREAM ABOUT RAPE, MURDER AND PILLAGING.

>>8753940
I SAY WE GET THERE THROUGH A SUITABLY ANGRY TRAVEL MONTAGE.

AS FOR YOUR SHIT, JUST TAKE YOUR SORRY EXCUSE FOR A PARTY AND WHATEVER WEAPONS YOU CAN CARRY. BARRING THAT, JUST A REALLY BIG STICK.

>>8753940
OW EVEN THOUGH YOUR OTHER YOU IS A MASSIVE PANSY HE'S PROBABLY AT LEAST GOT A SWORD CANE OR SOMETHING. BRING THAT SHIT WITH YOU.

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