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    49 KB Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:32 No.8738623  
    How have you all been? I know this is /tg/, but once in a while I get curious to know how my brethren are doing outside of this board. :)
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:32 No.8738632
    No pizza like Chicago pizza.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:34 No.8738644
    IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:35 No.8738649
    >>8738644
    o.o Well then, I'll assume you're doing well. Good!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:35 No.8738650
    I WANT BEEF ON THE LEFT SIDE OF A ROUND PIECE OF BREAD.
    The pizza people must been lke "lolwut"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:36 No.8738659
    >>8738649
    it helps that im stoned off my ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:36 No.8738671
    >>8738659
    'Jesus' backwards sounds like 'sausage'.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:37 No.8738681
    I love that picture so much.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:38 No.8738692
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    >>8738671
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:38 No.8738699
    >>8738623

    Wtf? I'm alright. But now I'm listening to the Cure, which by default turns 'alright' into 'melancholy', so....
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:41 No.8738721
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    >>8738650
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:43 No.8738740
    >>8738692
    I'm sorry, bahaha.

    >>8738699
    Yeah, I can see that. The only song that really toys with me is Just Like Heaven... which is odd, because I'm quite sure that that song is intended to be a bit happier than their other work.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:45 No.8738762
    >>8738623
    I can just imagine the chef looking at the order.

    "No sauce or cheese? ....Seriously? Uh, how do we keep the beef on the pizza? Just toss it on top and try to keep it balanced?"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:45 No.8738764
    I'm kickin' ass and takin' Magic cards from children who still have them.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:46 No.8738766
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    >>8738671
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:46 No.8738768
    >>8738721
    That makes me feel physically ill
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:48 No.8738781
    >>8738740

    Well, Love Song is amusing to me...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:48 No.8738787
    >>8738762
    Oh god im sick from laughing so very very hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:49 No.8738790
    >>8738768
    >physically ill
    >hungry

    ?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:50 No.8738807
    >>8738762
    LOL, how much do you think it cost?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:52 No.8738820
    Oh god I can see the pizza boy reading this order and just wondering what kind of person is going to answer the door.
    "He ordered some beef pellets on the left side of a piece of bread, he specified the left side."
    "Wait, what?"
    "You heard me, the man wanted some pellets of beef on the left side of a piece of bread."
    "But... wha"
    "Dont question the customer, go deliver it."
    "Fuck you I quit."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:54 No.8738835
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    Why the left side? WHY? What the FUCK is going on?!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:55 No.8738843
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    >>8738835
    I dont fucking know.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:57 No.8738857
    >>8738820

    those aren't even beef pellets. those are like beef golf balls.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)04:59 No.8738892
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    >>8738623
    >>8738623
    >>8738623
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:00 No.8738896
    >>8738835

    It was on the left side because the right side is already good enough.
    >> Eponymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 03/23/10(Tue)05:02 No.8738925
    >>8738623
    Laughing at this makes me wonder if I'm losing my mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:03 No.8738931
    >>8738835
    .......... i got hard
    HOW DID YOU DO THAT
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:03 No.8738934
    http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/week_2007_10_14.php
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:03 No.8738936
    "Hi! Welcome to Pizza Hut, what can I make for you today?"
    "Pizza. With just beef."
    "N-no sauce?"
    "What? No. Just beef."
    "No cheese...?"
    "Just. Beef. I need you to do this for me. Can you do this for me?"
    "S-sure..."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:04 No.8738944
    >>8738936
    "AND ONLY ON THE LEFT SIDE. Don't fuck that up, it's important"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:05 No.8738951
    If I ordered that pizza and opened up the box to find it in that state, I'd demand a refund.

    There is quite fucking CLEARLY beef on the right side of that pizza. In fact, there is no line one could draw down the center of that pizza that creates a half that has no beef on it. Fucking assholes can't get a goddamn beefbread right...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:06 No.8738957
    >>8738936
    And none of that faggy bread either!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:06 No.8738964
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    Some shithead kid stole my wallet today. Angry about that.
    Other than that I am fine, girlfriend is coming over to 'comfort' me in a little while.
    This is an excellent thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:08 No.8738979
    Friend that disappeared a few months ago called and invited me over, so I'm excited.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:09 No.8738988
    >>8738944
    "On the left side? Okay... but what about the ri-"
    "GOD DAMN IT, JUST TRUST ME!"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:09 No.8738991
    >>8738979
    go armed. its some sort of trap
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:10 No.8739000
    http://www.thesneeze.com/2007/the-great-pizza-orientation-test.php
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:11 No.8739015
    >>8738964
    Always have a note in your wallet that says you often have sex with it because you like the feel of it. Try staining the inside of your next one with something white. That'll teach the little shit.

    >>8738979
    Marvelous. I love when that happens. It makes me feel wanted. XD
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/23/10(Tue)05:12 No.8739025
    Everyone in this thread sound like they're on drugs or maybe it's just me.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:15 No.8739049
    >>8739025
    I'm not a druggie, but I am on cold meds. Somethings going around my gaming group, and we're just getting into day 3 of consecutive days of RPGs to tie us over for about a week and a half.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:17 No.8739066
    >>8738991
    You're right, the trap is him.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:17 No.8739068
    >>8739025
    I just really want to order twelve of these pizzas and scare the management.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:19 No.8739095
    >>8739025
    I am, in fact, on drugs right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:24 No.8739140
    i am drunk and wilj pee on your moother.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 03/23/10(Tue)05:26 No.8739156
    >>8738623

    I'm feeling a bit ballsy.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:26 No.8739163
    Tried to get in touch with a trap for sex.

    Fail.

    I didn't like him/her.
    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 03/23/10(Tue)05:27 No.8739177
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    Dear Lord.

    I stared at the OP image for the longest time trying to figure out what was going on. I read up and.. wait.. no cheese or sauce? Then I bust out laughing. I tried to go to pee too.. but I was still laughing so much I couldn't walk. I had to sit down so I didn't fall and hurt myself.

    Then I peed on the floor.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:28 No.8739185
    >>8739068
    Better yet, get several people who would be delivered to by the same location ordering them. Bonus points if you get an entire block/street to order fucked up pizzas.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:28 No.8739187
    I derived altogether too much amusement from OPs pic, and the related article.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:30 No.8739205
    >>8739163

    Man, do traps grow on fucking trees these days? Where are you people finding them all? I was always under the impression that good traps are extremely rare.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:31 No.8739206
    >>8739185
    Oh god, yes. Or have people from all over the city order from the same place, the exact same pizza.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:31 No.8739208
    Very sad,
    I spent a bunch of money with my friend to get the 40k starter set.

    He has a hard-on for power armor so he plays only them, and the Orks is mukin about compared to their unbalanced might.

    Hey, Orks are only good in huge numbers, so lets give them 100 less points than the space marines and give the space marines a FUCKING DREADNOUGHT

    Good game GW, gonna go hang myself
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:32 No.8739213
    >>8739205
    Well, my trap is more of the "All we need to do is put him in girly clothes and call him Shirly" trap, not the "I actually dress up" trap.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:32 No.8739215
    >>8739205
    It's the latest fashion along with S.I.

    Just about the most uncool thing right now is to maintain your dignity.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/23/10(Tue)05:32 No.8739218
    Anyway I'm drunk with my friends. Good day indeed.
    >> Heretek Dan 03/23/10(Tue)05:34 No.8739228
    >>8739205
    Craigslist and other such internet personels do well, also escorts.
    >> Nameless 03/23/10(Tue)05:35 No.8739236
    >>8739205
    GOOD traps are rare. Bad traps are a dime a dozen. Some of them are so obvious they would never qualify as a "trap."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:37 No.8739250
    >>8739215

    I don't even know what S.I is.

    God, I feel so out of the loop. YOU KIDS AND YOUR TRANSVESTITES, BACK IN MY DAY DRESSING UP LIKE WOMEN WAS ONLY FOR THE THAI.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:37 No.8739255
    Pretty shitty, actually. someone I really care about just abruptly stopped talking to me. Won't answer calls, doesn't reply to messages, etc. I think I might have done something? But it was nothing worth completely writing me off. It wasn't even worth ignoring me for a day.
    >> A-Flat Minor ♪ 03/23/10(Tue)05:38 No.8739261
    Okay, so there wasn't any actual peeing, but dammit was that funny. Holding your bladder while prostrated on the floor in hysterical laughter is hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:39 No.8739264
    >>8739236
    I have a legitimate question. Why do you like traps if you have a penis? I mean, unless you're gay... I'm just curious is all. :D
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:40 No.8739272
    >>8739255

    Leave a voicemail.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:42 No.8739285
    >>8739272
    Tried it a while ago to no avail. I don't want to keep calling; that's just annoying.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:43 No.8739287
    >>8739264

    Not >>8739236 but;

    Femininity is not biological gender-exclusive. Most people are attracted to certain physical traits that don't necessarily include one set of genitals or another. It's the same reason people like monstergirls and aliens despite them not technically being 'women.'
    >> Nameless 03/23/10(Tue)05:44 No.8739297
    >>8739264
    Personally, I don't, at least not sexually. I appreciate the effort it takes, and a deception performed skillfully, but other than that, they're just people.

    >>8739261
    Minor? GO. TO. BED.

    Silly girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)05:45 No.8739308
    >>8739287
    >>8739297

    Well said, the both of you.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)06:36 No.8739634
    lmao, wat.

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