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03/12/10(Fri)12:47 No.8545862>>8545773
Ah, Ms. Typhoon. Elizabeth; Liz to the British, Eliza to the Italians, Lisbet to the Germans, and a slightly sore point to any of them. She's an 8 with a traumatic past who thinks she's a 10.
Introduced to you as "a European socialite", it quickly transpired that she was raised in the 1980s and hasn't quite got over the fall of the Berlin Wall yet, nor the fact that large shoulderpads are out of fashion. It turns out that she had a rough childhood, with her strange menagerie of parents constantly arguing over how to raise her.
She could have been quite a sprinter, but instead has tried her hand at a wide variety of hobbies, none of which she's naturally talented at, and as a result has put on quite a bit of extra weight, albeit mostly muscle.
Don't get me wrong, she's still not bad. But while she thinks she's in the top tier, she's not as flexible as her Russian neighbours, nor as hot as the Americans; Typhoon was sadly past her best from the day you first met her. |