Yes.

different world is different part of the house

Double yes.

>>8522375
inb4 refrigerator
inb4 oven
inb4 kitchen

>>8522358
Fund it

>>8522358
Yeah, you brought it up, so get to writing.

>>8522394
What, you can't homebrew?

>>8522358
>implying /tg/ hasn't been playing their own homebrewed army men games for years now

>stampofapproval.jpg

FUCK YES! I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY AS A SOLDIER WITH A MATCH.

>>8522401
Actually, lately the time I have towards anything of the sort goes towards improvements to the STALKER: the RPG system that's been under construction for a while now.

>>8522397
I'm shit at writing.

>Army Men
game is shit
series is shit

>>8522501

Oh god, fuck you.

>>8522501
How old are you?

I proxied a bunch of Green Army men for my IG army once. My FLGS was out of basic troops so I used some as filler until my order got in and I finished my army. I put them on bases with a bit of hot glue and used them for about three weeks at our weekly 40k night at the FLGS. I gave them some basic paintjobs and ran with them.

Most of the people that I played against were cool with them, I only had one grognard go nuts and refuse to play with me. What was really funny is his Nids looked like absolute dog shit.

I just got an idea! Army Men meet 40k Miniature!

>>8522543
You still got them?

>>8522543
Never understood this. Some people will go nuts if you aren't using GW APPROVED miniatures. They say its because the art side of the hobby is as important as the game, but then they don't have a problem playing against unpainted armies. At least you made an effort with your stand-ins.

Im tired of all these army men threads! The games been absolute shit since 10th Ed when they nerfed The Neon Coalition and took away all of Yellows chemical weapon options. Not to mention Green is covered in twelve yards of plot armor and the new Indian Raiders plastic minitures are overpriced and don't fit with the setting!

>>8522565
I don't, but my nephew has some the coolest green army men in the world. I might have the mortar guys and MG guys I was using as a heavy weapon squad still, they were the last of the greens to go. I just have no idea where I have them stashed.

>>8522615
>I am yellow player
Chemical weapon was overpowered. One shot and the entire table was gone. UNLESS YOU GET A GASMASK UPGRADE. FUCK YEAH RED ARMY.

Got any picture? All I have is the new Army Men that's no longer come in mass number but with tanks, helicopters, APC and etc.

Blue army men > green.

LOOK INTO YOUR HEART YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!

>>8522647
I was trying to link to
>>8522625

>>8522632
I played Blues. I know you guys are still butthurt over my Naval Bombardment rules.

>>8522632
Ha fuck yer Red Im a Tan Lazer Doctrine player, have fun with my lazer buggies you tool! Also does anyone use special characters? I used to field Sgt Murkov since his HMG is Str 5 and gives the focusing trait to nearby HMG troops?

How big are we talking on the figures here?

OH MY GOD NOSTALGIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8522661
>Naval Bombardment rules.
Enjoy my spread formation rules.
>>8522679
I still use Rubakho, Fuck win Sniper with plus effect of all sniper on the field now shoot with more accuracy (equip troll face).

>>8522696
HOLY SHIT TOP LEFT CORNER WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

I HAD THAT AS A KID I GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS AND I WENT TO MY GRANDFATHERS HOUSE WITH IT THAT DAY

I LOST IT THERE AND NEVER FOUND IT EVER AGAIN


Felt bad man

>>8522696
Standard not Extended Front.

>>8522647
No I don't. Like I said they just had a basic paint job. A quick basecoat and drybrush job to bring out what little detail they had and some flesh coloring for exposed skin. I want to say I spent less than 2-3 mins/guy. I did it because they looked really lame just glued to the bases.

I mostly used the guy second row second from the right. I did make a squad with the bayonet guy and a couple of heavy weapons squads with the mortar guy and kneeling MG guy.

>>8522716
>>8522704
I know right? I just found this with google but holy fuck I nostalgiad hard. I actually owned everything in that pic aside from the sub and the van, not to mention a fold-out tank that dwarfs the bomber there

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>>8522696
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST NOLSTAGIAD HARDCORE THESE WERE FUCKING AWSOME
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
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>>8522733
Oh ok. Thanks anyway.

As a tan player I shit rage brix when I heard that they may start only selling tan in the Green/Tan Assault starter kit. Also anyone have suggestions for what armor my Tan army should run? I currently have 1 lazer buggy and a refractor tank.

>>8522772
tan is shit with armor

>>8522772
Scoop the next green jeeps you find. With a little work, they make great armored cars for tan and you can use them as tractors for Laser Turrets. Cheap, deadly, fun to put on your trollface.

That said, I just got done refitting a pair of helicopters with anti-tank missiles. Might only give me a few shots, but jettisoning them once they are empty is great.

GRAY WAS HERE

RED ARMY IS FAGGOTS

ENTRENCH DOCTRINE SAYS LOLFUCKU

>>8522772
I would consider adding a Slicer Buggy or two; having some more mobile anti-infantry can make all the difference.

I don't know what the hell they're thinking if that's true; tan just doesn't have the heavy firepower to hang with some of the other armies. Tan has plenty of slow vehicles, but not really any heavily armored ones.

>>8522833
FLAMETHROWER MOTHERFUCKER.

Im suprised this thread hasnt been infested by Green fags yet. Also does anyone even field Neon Coalition anymore?

>>8522858
I CANT HEAR YOU ABOVE THE CONSTANT ARTILLERY,RIFLE, AND MACHINEGUN FIRE IM CURRENTLY SENDING YOUR WAY FROM MY DELICIOUS CEMENT REINFORCED TRENCHS

Red army wave tactics are shitdicks tier

>>8522865
It's been a couple months since I've seen someone with them. I considered it when I first started out, but really:
-they have average infantry at best
-they have almost no anti-air capability.
A couple helicopters can cripple a sizable Neon army.

>>8522865
I thought no one sell their models anymore?

>>8522886
MASS TANK PRODUCTION. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY PREMIER ORDER + ARMOR ASSAULT.

Has been done:
http://www.combatstorm.com/

>>8522893
Yeah havent seen any Neon sellers lately. Too much green shit though.

>>8522865
>Neon Coalition

We Amerifags stopped getting their figs when the Consumer Product Safety Commission found out that they contained more lead than Rasputin's corpse.

>>8522906
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>>8522892
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>>8522853
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>>8522829
>>8522828
>>8522772
all r fag
green is the best
ur all just jealous

>>8522906
HAHAHA

>implying redtanks can stop JAEGER DRAGOONS

AHUEAHUEAHUE

Nothing can stop my tanks bro Gray army is SUPREME TIER everything else including LOL greenarmy is shit tier casual

>>8522906
God damn, that shit is a fucking bitch to face as a blue player. Usually when I have to fight even a half-way decent Red player, if I'm not airdropping Dragons Teeth in the first two rounds I'm fucked.
Hell, even then I've had my AC-130 dropped as early as the third round. You don't recover from that kind of shit in this match-up.
Yeah, I know,
>lolol airfortress fag
Im playing Blue, what do you want?
Thank god that the latest edition FINALLY allowed the option to include a Blue Missileman in with a given parachute squad. Costs a bit more, but fighting Red you don't really have a choice.

>>8522696
fapfapfapfapfap

>>8522948
I suppose the miles of plot armor and retcons arent influencing your decision at all you troll

>>8522959
Come to the gray side son. We always have spots for blues.

>>8522957
>JAEGER DRAGOONS
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- Well atleast my anti-tank infantry still work.
>>8522959
>AC-130
Oh god. That thing is a nightmare to face as infantry/propaganda doctrine player...

>>8522973
I've proxied a gray army a couple of times. I just didn't think it was fun to play. Trenches and static combat really isn't my deal. Oh man, in 2v2...
My blue + gray or my blue + red = god tier.
First combo is excellent offense/defense dichotomy; latter is WE FUCKING CRUSH YOU FROM EVERYWHERE
It's awesome

>>8522968
ur just jealous of our characters

YELLOW ARMY WAS HERE

BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>8522991
Well To be fair. You do have a LOT of fucking tanks and my Jaegers cant be everywhere.

And my trenchs cant cover everything.....

God damn red army. I mean really I saw this one point list where he made nothing but Conscript companies 2000 point game

He had 800 FUCKING MEN.

>>8523057
WITH the propaganda DOCTRINE

and Commissars. Fucking NOT ONE STEP BACKWARDS special rule my ass

>>8522991
The 'Crusher' type Red builds are what really give me the fits. The AC-130 went down when one of those fucking MiGs zipped through a hole in my aerial screen. Had only downed one in a line of I think 5 fucking Annihilators and 3 Planers. Those three of course have a chance to barrel through my barricades and he rolled high on all three, the lucky fucker. I had anti-tank infantry dropped onto some nearby rooftops, but go figure, I hadn't even seen this guy's Commander yet.
Fury. Fucking Fury.
Having my infantry decimated by flamers is usually bad enough. Having infantry decimated by A FUCKING JETPACKING FLAMETHROWER TROOP? It was terrible.
Luckily one of my Grenade Jeeps managed to score a couple lucky hits, and same for one of my Apaches, and I managed to down a couple of his Annihilators to save face, but in the end it was too little too late.

>>8523057
Jesus. All I have to say is 'thank god for Cluster bombs'

>>8523057
>>8523069
That's a true spam player.

>>8523070
>JETPACKING FLAMETHROWER TROOP?
...They release the rule for that unit now?

Suddenly, toy story.

But seriously it is a coin flip and dozen dollar game.

Flip a coin, tails misses heads hits. Flip again, heads means dead tails means wounded.

Both sides have equal models no matter what. Line of sight, you just have both players hold a string between both soldiers and hold it tight and that is that.

Elmers glue pennies under the guys to make them stand on carpet, or anything else...

Really, a dozen dollars.. Maybe two or three bags of toys to make sure you guys have equal numbers.

>>8522696
This scale is SO wierd. At the bottom, we have normal-sized planes and tanks, then FUCKHUEG ACE COMBAT SUPERHEAVY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION up top.

>>8523095
Latest edition, yeah. The last time I played the guy was about two months ago, so it wasn't an issue then. Basically there's a special deployment rule where if Red is fielding this special unit he can drop his anti-armor abilities for the Jetpack. I don't know the exact rules, of course Blue the air specialists don't fucking get one, but basically it lets him move as a miniature helecopter through the air, switching at the start and end of movement between flying and walking. Normally there's a sizable aiming penalty for firing while in flight, but of course Flamethrowers as a 'Spray' weapon don't have that apply. Honestly I would have preferred him to equip a sniper and just jet up to high points to snipe, the way he was controlling the guy.

>>8523073
He was a total ass. Iv never played him but he is always at the store.

I plan on playing him one day. Once I get enough machine gun crew together

>>8523142
Heh. Each side have advantage and disadvantage.
>>8523144
Try getting a barbed wire set together too. No infantry can move past that.

>>8523174
Oh they can now. Dont have the recent rulebook do you?

Its now just a penalty. They enter the wire. Get zero cover or armor saves and cant move till next turn.

I plan to make a very small army of litterly nothing but machine gun teams in the trench with wire covering FUCKING EVERYTHING

>>8523202
Goddamn. Look like I have to go buy a new rule book soon.

>>8523174
I figure there have to be a couple of the guys with cutters. Or hell, even grenades have a chance to work. unless...
>>8523144
Are you playing yellow? 'cause if so, negate everything I just said.
DEPLOY YOUR BARBED MINE FIELDS AN LAUGH HEARTILY
Seriously, he better have a backup list with some armor or air support.

FAGGOT, ALL OF YOU!

REAL MEN PLAY WHITE ARMY!

>>8523226
>DEPLOY YOUR BARBED MINE FIELDS AN LAUGH HEARTILY
Btw, this is in the 'Yellow Panic' supplement. I kind of assume at this point that all Yellow players have it, with the Chemical Warfare nerfs, but then again people surprise me.

>>8523226
If he was playing Yellow it would be better to go with gas mine fields and some decent guerilla builds

>>8523261
you mean the KKK?

>>8523226
No man Gray player here.

ALWAYS GRAY ALL THE TIME

>>8523309
u mean always gay all the time rite

>>8523284
Guerilla's not a bad way to go, and it's not incompatible with my suggestion, but with the latest edition Gas just isn't the force it used to be.
>>8523309
Gray in any event.

/tg/ - totally gray.

>come into an army men thread
>discover butthurt player
>realize green is the best

>>8523343
GRAY

ARMY OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS

>>8523366
FUCK
YOU
ALWAYS
BLUE

>>8523377
GRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>8523378
GRAY AND BLUE

ALWAYS HARMONY

ALWAYS

>>8523377
Fuck yeah Gray!

Just look at that badass on the top of the pile there! Motherfucker's doing a Tusken Raider impression in the middle of the motherfucking battle! Fuckyeah!

Pure badass!

Fuck yeah Gray!

>>8523409
FUCK YEAR

WE ARE BUILDING THE RAVE REICH FOR THE GRAY RACE!

>>8523378
I'm with you, man. If you want the good trollface, start using the DC-3 doctrine so that you can hot-drop vehicles in behind enemy lines. If you're a halfway competent player, there's not shit they can do about it. I'm a big fan of ground pound "scorched earth" tactics, with a few helos for support. I'm too much of a fan of Daisy Cutters to go all infantry, though.

Tan's due for an update sometime soon hopefully.
Nothings been promised and tan players are writing this off as babble meant to keep us quiet while green gets it's next 5 updates.
Bunch of Mary Sue Greens. Honestly.

>>8523394
As a blue player, Gray and Red are my favorite partners for 2v2. It's really unbelievable the shenanigans you can get up to with either pairing.

I created a d6 combat system for playing against myself when I was 8.

That was before I discovered Warhammer.

>>8523445

Me too! Simple but effective.

Honestly.

My list is 1 radio-equipped scout team.

And as many AC-130's as I can fit.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>8523436
This gets pretty damn awesome sometimes.

>>8523468
sorry, couldn't hear you over the sounds of my Air Superiority rules.

HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>8523468
Considering that they count as commander units and are massive in their own right, that's what, 3 tops? How does that work if you don't have a partner protecting your ass?

>>8523485
Because I dump and air command mod onto one of them so I can use designated fire on my 105mm bombardments.

I can snipe with a FUCK HUEG explosion.

>>8523499
Forgot to add: they're high-fliers so there's like nothing that can hit them apart from enemy air and nobody ever takes anti-air aircraft because they're low-fliers and pissweak.

>>8523511
Dude, where have you been for like, the last 3 editions? In 7th they took out the 'High Flyer' rule for all but spy planes, in 8-9 they started introducing guided missile troops. Those kind of shenanigans are a thing of the past man.

>>8523511
See, that's why I like running Tan from time to time with anti-air trucks. Cheap, fast, long range and they're great for shredding people's days.

The reason that people fail so hard with Tan is that a lot of them are former MechRed/Grey players that want to try something else. They think they can roll around with light vehicles like they can with heavy tanks.

Green was here, T-Rex is smalltime.

GI and Armor spam for the win

You all just hating on the green army because it is based on the Wehrmacht, don't even say it isn't, they even confirmed it in the latest codex, besides bitches don't know green army is the most underdog army, especially since all the fanboys left. Enjoy when I rape you using my supreme strategy (using green enables the ability too make a vast amount of strategies because of how shit they are now) of sending two platoons of medics out in separate directions (left and right of opposing army) then 4-5 platoons of riflemen out to the front, followed by Commander Burschsteins (I think that is his name) squad, mainly a combo squad, filled with different radio men (air support ability), and Special command spotters (not sure if their name is that). They all give a huge special ability (area of effect) bonus to troops, which means my medics gain higher range and heal off my killing machines, creating an almost unstoppable army, while my artillery bombs the shit out of your flanks and air support start picking off your highest concentration of units. Red army is cool but overrated. It has become the new greens. Greens are now smalltime, and that is why I like them. Thanks for the nerf!

>>8523541
Yeah. I cried tears of joy when I fought my first tan with the Greys.

He went almost full light vehicles, and that's okay. Not ideal but okay. In most cases. But, I'm a tank guy so I maxed as many heavy and super-heavies as I could. My army could barely move but it was untouchable by everything except his self-propelled artillery, which I took out in the first turn.

We had fun.

We had fun.

>>8523560
Have fun when some Blue/Tan team fucks you up with a single AC-130 and a howitzer battery.

>>8523533
>implying guided missile troops can hit the broad side of a barn

LOL

Gray = united states army, search your heart, and piece together the clues, you know it to be true. That is why they are overpowered, company has a hard on for them and the US army. They should be shit, guys.

>>8523560
COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HIDDEN HMG TRAPS AND MINEFIELDS

GO AHEAD, HIT MY FLANKS FOR A TURN
UNTIL I BOMB THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YO

>>8523602
Tan = aussies? they seem like it. really fast and light-vehicle/elite infantry based.

>>8523602
If you have a fast list and PLAY it like a fast list, you can cut Grey a new one. I mean, frickin' Jeeps or APCs armed with a single RPG can peg out a lot of their force before they can swing to target you.

>>8523588
They can hit the broad side of an AC130 that's for damn sure

>>8523619
Not in my experience. If you take "Hooters" (the tank ace) she gives you an extra direction change at the end of your movement (+some other things) so you can make a circle with rear armour inwards and front outwards. Grey superheavies are ridiculous slow but they'e armour makes up for it and Hooters makes them a little faster. Fast enough to work.

>>8523621
+2 hit normally
-1 for shooting aircraft.
-2 for large anti-missile systems
-1 if shooting under fire (and you can be damn sure they will be)

= +6 to hit a pimped out AC-130

>>8523649
Fah. I hate that they added these goddamn characters. I was fine with "Commander Doctrines" back in 9th and earlier but...these characters are broken. Hell, I'd take the Tank Doctrine "Speedy Turrets" over this shit. At least then you still had a hope of hitting rear armor.

>>8523577
>New player
>obviously doesn't understand rules of green army, and Commander Burschstein

Pfft. Get out of this game while you still can, stupid Mary blue playing faggot.

>Mentions tan

Don't make me laugh, high point units, and shitty vehicles only good for their high wounds. Always throwing TANtrums, asking, how did that blow up, BAWWWW BAWWWW.

Commander Burschstein will fuck your shit up, along with medics, high saves and all, decoy saves, and bad hit counts for enemies. Not to mention his main special abili- No I shouldn't tell you, you might cream your pants, over the awesome.

>>8523680
TBH so did I.

But if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

>>8523704
Huh, you say that like I haven't read the rules. I realize that Commander Burschstein is a great character, but he can still be picked out.

As far as Tan being worthless, you just showed how much of a fucking newcomer you are. Go learn how to play from someone that does more than "lol machinegunner spam" once in a while. It'll help.

>>8523737
Bring Cargo Runners
>advicetansoldier
Use Car Bomb Substitution

>>8523704
TURN 1:

Commander Burschstein: "Is that a sniper in those bush-"

Helicopters?
>advicegreysodier
PARK THE TANK ON AN ANGLE!

>>8523737
>Go learn how to play from someone that does more than "lol machinegunner spam" once in a while. It'll help.
>Calling me a newcomer
>Obviously didn't read my strategy

I can't tell if you are an ultra-Tanboy, or a giant troll. You are an utter moron if you think green players machinegun spam. Our machine gun platoons are shit now, only good when in a great combo, especially since the grey strategy is machine gun spam and not the green. I just told you, green have been ultra-nerfed, don't you remember? are you a new or old player? because green only gets good with great strategists now. Hardly anyone plays them now, remember? 7th edition was the start bro. Also read the fucking post, I assure you and your tanshit only is great on high rolls, cause then they fuck shit up, sucks how your army is mainly based on dice rolls bro, still ultra overpowered, because a high roll = ultimate destruction. Sorry bro, how does it feel to not be connected to your army?

>>8523811
He was saying that proper Tan strategies aren't just machinegun spam, not talking about Green strategies.

>>8523811
>grey
>machinegun spam

Only if those machine guns are co-axial with my 120mm smoothbore. Grey = tanks, who the fuck have you been playing? The last time I saw someone pull a decent Grey infantry list was 6th ed.

>>8523811
Thing is, I don't buy into the bullshit Tan shit that most folks do. I hate the Car Bomber doctrine with a passion. Thing is, your gunline green force is good as a start, but one turn of bombardment can wipe out your efficiency. Burschstein and your medics are providing the most of your buffs from what I saw. Any player of any army will see them as the focal point of targeting.

I don't know how we got into this flamewar anyway. It's a solid strategy, but a good Blue player will take out Burschstein right off with the 105mm and use the minis/heavier guns to pick off what it can. Sure, it might get blown to hell, but it'll force you to redirect and re-dedicate.

Both of our strategies require first turn anyway. Heavy artillery ruins your day, while anti-air screws my Blue force and heavy armor puts a dent in my Tan tactics.

>>8523811
How is this epic green army gonna deal with good ole' tank spam anyway?

>>8523848
I see what you are saying, but I must admit, I only use that strategy when I know it would work, especially since the buffers buff each other as well, and the Radio mens special ability in command squads (interception) I can negate artillery and air support from the enemy into co-ordinates onto their military or offmap. Hate failures on rolls with it but, shit can hit back harder on your command squad, because they can see its use. I have dozens of strategies. I expect in order not to machine gun spam and use bombers, you would also have to have lots of diverse, random and farfetched army ideas and strategies, because in order to beat your army using a strategy as tan is to make your enemy go "What the fuck?" anyway what is your usual strategy?

>>8523848
To be honest, as a Blue player I'd leave the AC-130 off the field. I'd use the points to buy up
-a few tanks. Blue's options aren't that great here, but they're adequate
-more importantly, a number more helicopters and troop drops.
The more mobile helicopters and more precisely deployable drop troops let you work that strategy's support a lot harder, with less for the Green player to focus on individually. They don't compare with say Red's Annihilators, but you still can't afford to take your eyes of a cluster of Barkers.

Use Commissar.
adviceredpremier.jpeg
Never ending wave of conscript.

>>8523888
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS

Grey army here.

>>8523866
I usually have extra points and set up mines and anti-tank barriers, so the are blocked or are sent on a maze through to my mines in a just as planned moment. Either those or I change strategy and troops, or divert them. So I can wipe out their infantry lines.

>>8523888
I'm a big, big fan of howitzer batteries, as you saw. Even if they draw fire, they survive long enough to bite a few chunks out of the enemy. When it was still around, I'd use the Tunnel Rats doctrine all the time. When people would see the heavy stuff, mostly armored cars, they expected me to bring those up from the tunnels. It was enough to get them to keep something heavy at the rear of their force and unable to fire at the bulk of mine. Other than that, I use bait and run tactics with the cheapest, fastest stuff I can. Light Trucks with a Demolitions team is a great way to get people to look in whatever direction you want them to.

I also pack at least three snipers for dealing with characters.

>>8523936
So you take one of the Tan commanders with the pre-battle obstacles?

>>8523946
Forgot to include this.

Now, instead of tunnel rats, I take Helidrop capacity. The list means that you can just take the points on the helidrops and not state what is being taken. That way, I keep a few Armored Cars in reserve and put either Sappers or Det Pack suicide squads in the choppers. People still freak out and put their armor in weird places most of the time.

>>8523946
Do you ever use those remote control trucks packed with explosives I hear Tan fanboys jerking off to?

>>8523971
No. It's a fag tactic and a waste of points. If I'm going to intentionally waste transport space and blow up my truck, I'll put a spotter team in a truck. They offer slight bonuses on my howitzers, but not enough that it matters.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8523987
as a veteran exploding trucker i have only this to say

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>8522696

I have the van and the river set. MM-M was a badass toyset

bamp

>>8523556
>heineken guntower

I was always under the impression that armymen, despite using modern equipment were all based off WW2 factions
Grey: Nazi Germany
Tan: Britain
Green: United States
Blue: France
Red: Russia

>>8524418
Who was Japan?

>>8522458
Are you on the RPG.net forums?

I seriously cant tell if you guys are all playing along here or if this is a real game.

>>8524732
Starting as playing along, might turn into a game.

I'll post the shit on my /tg/ worksite.

inquisitorcale.proboards.com

>>8524744
FUCKWIN

Do you guys have any idea how hard it is to field a brown army?
It's bad enough we got nerfed in the vehicle department, bad enough that all units except snipers have poor accuracy, bad enough that we have less wounds then tans, but then the go and put are new army book and plastics on hold?
While not shipping overstock of the old browns?
WTF.
Jesus Christ, the only reason I've stuck with this army was of the cheap massive waves of infantry, looks like I might need to get a new army soon, and suggestions?

>>8524771
Try Reds or Greens. They're the closest thing to the brown rush nowadays.

>>8524761
Thanks. I just happen to be awake at the right times to see cool shit like this get off the ground.

>>8524732
Best doujin ever.

You know what I hate?
Fags who paint their armies.
Seriously fuck you guys.

>>8524732
It start with me trying to get Idea for a Army Men mod for Derp Heresy then it turn into this.

Not what I expected but good enough.

>>8524813
Truly, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., you are a bro.

Y'know, the original game was pretty good (and also pretty hard)

>>8524806
Why do you hate Painted army?

>>8524842
I love the Army Men game. Well most of them. There are some game that is interesting but need improvement like the RTS one.

>>8524877
awww I loved RTS on the PS2

sure it was really weird for an RTS but getting plastic and electricity then tank spamming and half tacks was the best thing ever!

oh and having like 30 radio operators and calling in paratroopers is so awesome

>>8524924
The only problem I have with it is that it's in PS2...I'm not really good with console RTS.

Bumping in the interest of seeing this game actually happen.

I think it would be cool if every army had an:

Infantry Doctrine
Vehicle Doctrine
Defensive Doctrine
Specialist Doctrine

where each doctrine would focus on that army's particular strength in each style (ie fast attack for tan vehicle) and the specialist doctrine would be that races tech style (ie lazers variants-tan, air veterans-blue, infantry movement-red, chemical weapons-yellow)

>>8524850
Because, look at those guys.
Do they look like they are tans?
No, they look brown, so you make a brown defense, and then get fucked over by tans.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. look up "General Glen's" by Red Shirt games for something interesting

Glorius bump

bump

Anyone know if Tan elite infiltration squads are effective against gray fortification armies in 10th Ed?

>>8528306
Blue - Air Superiority Doctrine, Airborne Elite Doctrine
Red (Assuming this is Soviet) - Propaganda Doctrine, Urban Warfare Doctrine
Yellow (Assuming this is Japan) - Death before Dishonor Doctrine, Extreme Aggression Doctrine.
Tan - Technology Superiority Doctrine, Disruption and Misinform Doctrine.

Is this ok?

>>8532511
Ok

GREEN UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER

Black Army up in this motherfucker.

Bitches still forget about all their emplacements going up in smoke at the start.

>>8537933
I thought Black army was ban along with the White army?

>>8537713
See this is why I hate it when people say color-country for army men. I rather like making them fictional nations in an alternate reality.

Jekal Union - red - infantry additions (ie commisars, jet packs, ect) with vehicle penalties

Neon Coalition - any semitransparent color - ? (no one plays them)

Altavin Industrial Corp. - yellow - chemical and biological warfare

Hizarica - blue - naval and air dominance with major penalties elsewhere

West Undin - grey - fortifications and vehicles specialties, with air and infantry penalties

Republic of East Undin - green - focus on elite "characters" with troop enhancing field tactics rather than a generic nameless, force

Syrki Empire - tan - few heavy vehicles but elite versions of main units available with advanced tech (ie lazers, flechette guns, gyro jet rifles, ect.)

Someone needs to make this shit!