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YOU'RE IN A CAVE Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:58 No.8371280

YOUR BEAR ORACLE AND DRYAD HAVE SEPARATED FROM THE GROUP BECAUSE OF SOME OR SUCH OTHER SHIT! WHEN LAST WE LEFT OFF, YOU FOUGHT A SPACE PIRATE GHOST ALONG WITH A GROUP OF FROG PEOPLE, AND THERE MAY HAVE BEEN SOMETHING ABOUT A ROBOT UNICORN! YOU STILL NEED TO FIND THAT STUPID MACHETE THAT YOU JUST HAD TO HAVE! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:59 No.8371301 File1267585183.png-(37 KB, 439x467, kawaii.png) durp

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)21:59 No.8371307 FUCK DIRECT STUFF TOWARD GOAL.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:00 No.8371313 OW FUCK

>>	Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 03/02/10(Tue)22:01 No.8371335 OW TAPE YOUR SWORD TO YOUR AXE SO YOU CAN CHOP WHEN YOU STAB AND STAB WHEN YOU CHOP

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:02 No.8371352 OW, DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE! ALSO WHAT IS THE GENERAL LAYOUT OF THE AREA WE ARE IN?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:02 No.8371373 SWING SWORDS AROUND WILDLY TO BUILD UP YOUR PUNY ARMS

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:06 No.8371438 WE NEED TO LOOK FOR A CHEST! DUNGEONS ALWAYS HAVE CHESTS!

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:07 No.8371459
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>>8371301
UH, I GUESS THAT'S... NO WAIT, THAT'S SHIT!
>>8371307
THAT'S JUST VAGUE ENOUGH TO NOT WORK!
>>8371313
YELLING THAT ISN'T GOING TO MAKE YOU MOVE ANY FASTER!
>>8371335
THIS IS A SHITTY, STUPID IDEA AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!
>>8371352
CHECK THE MAP NUMB-NUTS!

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/02/10(Tue)22:08 No.8371488 RIDE THE ROBOT UNICORN TO THE MACHETTE.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:09 No.8371491 >>8371459 IS THAT WERE WE HAVE BEEN OR WE HAVEN'T BEEN I DON'T KNOW IF MAP IS MAGIC OR WHATNOT.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:09 No.8371506 >>8371488 JESUS FUCK, IT'S A FEM SLIME WITH A MASK WHO THINKS SHE IS HUMAN FOR SOME REASON.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:09 No.8371513 rolled 36 = 36 I WOULD ACTUALLY FOLLOW THIS QUEST (MY FIRST) IF IT WASN'T "CRUISE CONTROL TOURETTES QUEST"

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:10 No.8371525 >>8371459 OW, CHECK THE FUCKING MAP

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:11 No.8371540 >>8371513 IF YOU'RE QUICK ON THE DRAW, YOU CAN AFFECT IT. JUST PUT OW BEFORE YOUR SUGGESTION.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:11 No.8371546 >>8371513 SHUT UP IT'S AWESOME

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:11 No.8371553 File1267585902.jpg-(81 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 131.jpg) >>8371488 NEVER.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:11 No.8371554 HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE QUEST

>>	Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 03/02/10(Tue)22:12 No.8371561 >>8371280 FINE, BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME OW TRY AND FIND OUT WHERE THE BEAR WENT. HE SEEMED LIKE A BRO.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:13 No.8371589 LOOT AND KILL, YOU LAZY EXCUSE FOR A VIKING

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:15 No.8371636 OW FUCK OLGA, ITS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:17 No.8371665 FIND AN ITEM THAT HELPS YOU GET THROUGH THE CAVE OR SOME SHIT

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:17 No.8371683 GO FIND A BIG ROCK AND THEN USE THE BIG ROCK AS A...AS A ....AS A BIG ROCK

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:18 No.8371706 >>8371683 YOU GOT TO PUT IT ON A LEVER OR SOME SHIT. OR BLOW IT UP.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:19 No.8371724 OW DEFORESTATION TIME WE WILL GO THROUGH THE WOODS BUT NOT WITHOUT CHOPPING DOWN THE TREES IN OUR PATH THEN WE CAN BUILD A BOAT OR SOME SHIT I DONT KNOW

>>	Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 03/02/10(Tue)22:20 No.8371732 DAMN I MISSED THE LAST ONE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED ANYWAY CONTINUE FORWARD OR SOMETHING

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:21 No.8371758 File1267586488.jpg-(236 KB, 1200x600, Thou art a viking 132.jpg) >>8371561 MEANWHILE, BACK WITH THE BEARACLE! FOLLOWING OLAF'S EXPLICIT AND VERY ANGRY ORDERS TO "SPLIT THE FUCK UP AND EXPLORE THE CAVE", YOU FUCKERS DO JUST THAT!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:22 No.8371770 >>8371732 THE LAST ONE HAPPENED DURING SUPTG'S BLACKOUT I DUNNO IF IT GOT SAVED OR NOT, WHICH IS A PITY.

>>	Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 03/02/10(Tue)22:22 No.8371800 >>8371770 I CHECKED IT WASN'T FFFFFFFFFFFFFF THE MISSING CHAPTER

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:23 No.8371817 >>8371800 I SAVED IT, AND SENT IT TO THE ARCHIVE GUY BUT ONLY RECENTLY BECAUSE I AM LAZY.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:24 No.8371827 >>8371758 USE DYRAD'S WOOD MERGING POWERS TO SEE THROUGH DOOR THEN KNOCK IT DOWN WITH BEAR.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:24 No.8371833 OW I RACK MY BRAIN FOR A RECAP ON WHATS GOING ON MY RAGE IS HUGE

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:25 No.8371858 >>8371758 USE THE BEAR TO FIND HONEY THEN USE THE HONEY TO LURE OUT LEPRECHAUNS BECAUSE LEPRECHAUNS LOVE HONEY THEN CATCH THOSE FUCKERS AND THREATEN THEM WITH YOUR BEAR MAKE THE LEPRECHAUNS GIVE YOU THEIR GOLD

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:27 No.8371891 File1267586844.jpg-(120 KB, 500x500, 1263543367119.jpg) >>8371817

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:30 No.8371960 File1267587034.jpg-(102 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 133.jpg) >>8371770 >>8371800 YOU MISSED ALL SORTS OF AMAZING SHIT! WE HAD BLOOD AND GUTS AND EXPLOSIONS! >>8371827 ROLL FOR BEAR DOOR RAMMING!

>>	Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 03/02/10(Tue)22:34 No.8372030 rolled 75 = 75 >>8371960 FUCK

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:35 No.8372049 rolled 54 = 54 >>8371960 RAM THAT SHIT

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:35 No.8372064 >>8372030 FULL SPEED AHEAD!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:38 No.8372123 rolled 23 = 23 >>8372030 THIS IS A DICE ROLL FOR THE DRYAD TO NOT GET HER ASS RUN OVER

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:41 No.8372169 >>8372123 ...FUCK

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:42 No.8372203 File1267587776.jpg-(181 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 134.jpg) >>8372030 CONGRATULATIONS ON DESTROYING THAT FUCKING DOOR!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:43 No.8372217 >>8372203 OW CATCH UP TO THE DAMN BEAR AND SEE WHAT IS THROUGH THE DOOR

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:44 No.8372227 >>8372203 SPILL INTO NEXT ROOM, KILL AND LOOT

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:57 No.8372432
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>>8372217
YOU CATCH UP AND- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

"Oh yes. You can definitely have it if you want it."

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT TALKING ABOUT? WHY THE FUCK WOULD THE DRYAD NOT TELL YOU ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK WAS IN THE ROOM?!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:59 No.8372467 >>8372432 Calm yourself and talk things out in a rational manner.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:59 No.8372475 >>8372432 Is that a pedestol? Stand on that shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)22:59 No.8372489 >>8372432 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? DOES THE DRYAD NOT SEE THAT SHIT? ALSO UPPERCUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER JUST TO SHOW HIM YOU MEAN BUSINESS.

>>	Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 03/02/10(Tue)23:00 No.8372499 rolled 58 = 58 >>8372432 PUNCH

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:01 No.8372511 >>8372432 997/1000 SPIRALS UNDESTROYED OW, RECTIFY THAT SHIT

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:04 No.8372562 >>8372432 TELL THAT ASSHOLE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT HYPNOTISM BULLSHIT

>>	Firstquest 03/02/10(Tue)23:06 No.8372601 rolled 57 = 57 OW HE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE SMARTASS TYPES WHO KNOW EVERYTHING AND USE SISSY GIRL MAGIC TO FIGHT. YOU SHOULD TEAR HIM IN HALF!

Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:09 No.8372668
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>>8372467
...AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>8372475
YOU START TO HEAD FOR THE PEDESTAL, BUT THE SWIRL ASS HOLE GETS IN YOUR WAY!
>>8372489
WONDERING WHY YOUR DRYAD DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, YOU TURN TO ASK HER ONLY TO GET BLOCKED BY THE PIECE OF SHIT AGAIN!

"Don't blame the 'help' Olaf. Now... do you want the weapon or not?"

IF YOU STILL WANT TO UPPERCUT, YOU HAVE TO ROLL FOR IT.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:10 No.8372694 rolled 56 = 56 >>8372668 OW YOU FUCKING HATE SPIRALS PUNCH THIS FUCKER IN HIS BIG DUMB HEAD

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:12 No.8372745 >>8372668 DEMAND AN ANSWER FOR THIS BULLSHIT

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:13 No.8372750 His drill may be the drill that pierces the heaven, but your fist is gonna be the fist that kicks his ass! No mercy!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:19 No.8372875 File1267589998.jpg-(216 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 137.jpg) >>8372694 YOU MISSED LIKE AN INCOMPETENT CHILD! FUCKER IS TAKING A SWING! ROLL FOR YOUR NEXT ACTION!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:21 No.8372898 >>8372875 Calm yourself and discuss things rationally.

>>	Night Elf 03/02/10(Tue)23:22 No.8372934 >>8372875 FUCK RUN AT HIM PUNCH HIM IN THE BALLS THEN BIT HIS FACE

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:22 No.8372937 rolled 51 = 51 >>8372875 FUCK IT, AXE GOES ON FIRE AXE IS SWUNG AT HEAD OF FOE.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:25 No.8372984 rolled 80 = 80 >>8372875 OW USE YOUR GODDAMN AXE THIS TIME VIKING DIPLOMACY

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:26 No.8372999 >>8372937 IGNORE HIM >>8372984 USE THIS

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:27 No.8373036 rolled 26 = 26 >>8372875 OW, HATE HIM TO DEATH!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:28 No.8373043 rolled 77 = 77 >>8372937 OW, DISREGARD THAT SHIT, I SEE NOW OW BEFORE HIS POST OW, HEADBUTT THE FUCKER

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:28 No.8373046 >>8373036 STOP GETTING LOW ROLLS FAGGOTS

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:34 No.8373128 File1267590893.jpg-(187 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 138.jpg) >>8372937 SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP FUCKING UP!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:39 No.8373191 >>8373128 ENTER RAGE MODE! STRENGTH OF BEAR! SPEED OF WOLF! FEROCITY OF ...err... BEES!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:39 No.8373195 rolled 96 = 96 >>8373128 OW GIVE THE AXE ONE MORE TRY

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:39 No.8373204 rolled 79 = 79 >>8373195 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:40 No.8373217 >>8373195 FEROCITY OF BEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:40 No.8373220 >>8373128 OW, ASK HIM WHAT THE FUCK HE WANTS

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:43 No.8373251 >>8373128 TRY AND PARRY THAT FUCKERS SHIT JUST WHEN HE THINKS HES GOT YOU WHAM IN HIS FACE

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:50 No.8373365 Do we still have the mushroom?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:57 No.8373460 >>8373365 I mean, OW DO WE STILL HAVE THAT FUCKING MUSHROOM?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:57 No.8373467 File1267592241.jpg-(207 KB, 900x600, Thou art a viking 139.jpg) >>8373195 YOU HIT THAT PIECE OF SHIT RIGHT IN THE WHATEVER WAS SUPPORTING THE MASK! IT LOOKS PRETTY DEAD, NOW WHAT?

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:58 No.8373488 >>8373467 OW HIT IT AGAIN JUST TO MAKE SURE, AND THEN A FEW MORE TIMES.

>>	Anonymous 03/02/10(Tue)23:59 No.8373506 >>8373467 HIT IT AGAIN, MAKE SURE IT DOESNT GET BACK UP. BETTER YET, GET THAT MAGIC THING WE WANT (IT IS MAGIC, RIGHT?) AND HIT IT WITH THAT JUST TO BE SURE

>>	HAM !PL34tlmoTI 03/03/10(Wed)00:00 No.8373519 >>8373467 OW NOW SMASH THOSE FUCKING SPIRALS!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)00:02 No.8373563 rolled 27 = 27 >>8373519 THIS FUCK SPIRALS ROLLING JUST INCASE IT'S HARD TO HIT SPIRALS

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)00:14 No.8373740 File1267593264.gif-(13 KB, 600x600, Thou-art-a-viking-140.gif) >>8373488 >>8373506

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)00:15 No.8373753 >>8373740 RAAAAAAAAARAGHAHEGHQWIEGHAHGHADAEFHWEG

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)00:15 No.8373761 NOW WEHRES THAT FUCKING MACHETE

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)00:16 No.8373765 >>8373740 OW NOW FUCK UP THEM SPIRALS

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)00:24 No.8373857 >>8373740 OW NOW START LOOKING FOR MACHETE

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)00:25 No.8373869 >>8373857 He's using it. That's not his sword. WE HAVE THE MACHETE.

Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)00:28 No.8373892
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>>8373765
YOU HAVE THE STUPID MACHETE AND YOU WRECK ALL THE SPIRALS IN THE ROOM!

"Ok, you got the stupid thing. Now can we please try to figure out where the hell we are and how to get back to the village?"

WHINE, WHINE, WHINE! FUCKING BITCH.

>>	Ceiling Tau 03/03/10(Wed)00:29 No.8373910 OW FUCKING GET THAT ODIN-DAMNED MACHETE AND FUCKING FIND EVERYONE ELSE PUNCH THAT DRYAD TO DEATH FOR NOT TELLING YOU SHIT

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)00:32 No.8373940 >>8373892 OW FUCK UP OLGA. OR JUST FUCK OLGA IT'S ALL GOOD

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)00:41 No.8374034 >>8373892 OW, GO BACK TO BOAT. SHIT ON FLOOR IN MAIN CHAMBER BEFORE LEAVING.

Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)00:45 No.8374093
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>>8373910
EVERYBODY IS ALREADY CLOSE, THEY JUST COULDN'T GET IN ON THE FIGHT! YOU MANAGED TO GIVE THE DRYAD TWO GOOD HITS BEFORE SHE STOPS YOU LONG ENOUGH TO OPEN HER STUPID MOUTH!

"It's not my fault! That was an avatar of Loki! Give me a break!"

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)00:49 No.8374150 >>8374093 OW, WELL FUCK LETS GET OUT OF HERE AND START PUNCHING GODS IN THE DICK

>>	Ceiling Tau 03/03/10(Wed)00:51 No.8374177 >>8374093 GODDAMN LOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OW WELL WE HAVE THAT FUCKING MACHETE SO CHOP ONE OF HER GODDAMN LIMBS OFF FOR FAILING YOU, AND TELL HER NOT TO DO IT AGAIN. NOW LETS GO KILL TO A VILLAGE RIPE FOR PLUNDERING

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)00:53 No.8374202 >>8374177 WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DAMAGING LIMBS? FREE TOOTH REMOVAL DOESN'T LIMIT HER ABILITY TO DO WHAT WE WANT.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)00:56 No.8374234 >>8374177 DISREGARD THIS, WE STILL WANT TO FUCK HER >>8374093 PUT LOKI'S DICK ON THE LIST, SHIT IN MAIN CHAMBER, RETURN TO BOAT

>>	Ceiling Tau 03/03/10(Wed)00:58 No.8374249 >>8374234 ITS JUST A GODDAMN ARM OR SOME SHIT FUCK

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)00:58 No.8374252 I apologize. I thought this was a bad thread. I was immediately proven wrong however once I actually looked. I shall not make such a mistake again. Please, carry on, good sirs.

Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:01 No.8374289
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>>8374150
"No really. We could try to go home anytime. You attacked a village, an entire country, chopped down an ancient tree, captured a dryad and found two magical weapons."

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE NAGGING ABOUT?!

"Seriously, my gramps is going to be pissed."

>>	Ceiling Tau 03/03/10(Wed)01:08 No.8374361 >>8374289 OW IF THAT OLD FUCK DOESNT DIE IN BATTLE THEN HE'S NOT GOING TO VALHALLA SO I DONT GIVE A FUCK NOW CHOP THAT GODDAMN DRYAD'S ARM OFF WITH THE MAGIC MACHETE THEN ASK THE BEAR WHAT THE FUCK MAGIC IT DOES. IN THAT GODDAMN ORDER FUCK

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:12 No.8374406 TELL HER TO BE QUIET AND ANGRILY MOVE BOAT TOWARDS SOMEWHERE. DO NOT ASK FOR DIRECTIONS.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:12 No.8374414 >>8374289 OW TIME TO FUCKING REAP THE REWARDS FOR YOUR RAGE. DRINK SOME ALE AND SCREW SOME WENCHES, OR THE BEAR IF THE WENCHES RUN AWAY

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:13 No.8374428 >>8374289 Well, we still need a map to lead our fists to Loki's dick. But maybe we should go back first and see what's up. CONTEMPLATE THIS. ANGRILY.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:13 No.8374429 >>8374289 WE NEED A NEW BOAT! A BIGGER BOAT! A BOAT WORTHY OF A VIKING WITH OUR RAGE!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:14 No.8374436 >>8374361 WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DAMAGING OUR GODDAMNED GOODS? FUCK. BESIDES, SHE ALREADY LOST A FUCKING TOOTH, I THINK THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR FAILING US THE FIRST TIME.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:15 No.8374448 >>8374436 AGREED. GET IT RIGHT BERSERKER, IT'S RAPE, THEN PILLAGE, THEN BURN

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:24 No.8374558 >>8374361 What the hell is up with you and dismemberment?

>>	Ceiling Tau 03/03/10(Wed)01:24 No.8374567 >>8374558 WHAT IS UP WITH YOU NOT BEING ANGRY, YOU FUCKING CUNT?!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:28 No.8374613 >>8374558 It's a fetish like any other. Nothing to see here.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:40 No.8374758 File1267598423.jpg-(158 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 144.jpg) >>8374361 >>8374406 >>8374414 >>8374428 >>8374429 >>8374436 >>8374448 SOUNDS ADEQUATE. >>8374567 I AM ALLOWED TO ASK VALID QUESTION YOU GIANT CUNT!

>>	Ceiling Tau 03/03/10(Wed)01:40 No.8374766 DID YOU FUCKING LEAVE OR SOME SHIT MOTHERFUCKER?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:42 No.8374780 >>8374758 NOW WE HAVE AN NC-17 RATING! THIS WILL NEVER FLY IN HOLLYWOOD!

>>	Ceiling Tau 03/03/10(Wed)01:43 No.8374795 >>8374766 NEVERMIND THERE YOU ARE. I WAS THE VIKING EQUIVALENT OF WORRIED.. WHAT IS THAT... PISSED THE FUCK OFF.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:43 No.8374796 >>8374758 DID WE JUST CASUALLY RAPE.... NO, I THINK SHE WOULD HAVE HAD MORE BATTLE DAMAGE IF IT WERE RAPINGS. UM.... NOW WHAT?

>>	HURRY QUEST 03/03/10(Wed)01:45 No.8374819 File1267598711.png-(4 KB, 300x300, hurryquest wut.png) HURRY QUEST WAS HERE ADVENTURE NOW GUY IS NOT IN ENOUGH OF A HURRY

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:45 No.8374828 >>8374758 OW, OH GOD WHAT, FAP FAP FAP

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:47 No.8374849 >>8374758 OW FINISH THIS YOU'VE GOT WORK TO DO. ASK JORMUNGANDR IF HE KNOW HOW TO FIND LOKI AND TEAR HIS BALLS OFF.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:49 No.8374868 >>8374766 HE WAS FAPPING YOU DICKSHIT.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:49 No.8374876 File1267598993.jpg-(93 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 145.jpg) >>8374780 WHY DID I DRAW THIS?! >>8374819 I SHOULD HAVE PROBABLY FOCUSED ON THIS INSTEAD OF TRYING TO FLOCKDRAW. I HAVE A PROBLEM.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:50 No.8374879 >>8374758 The facial expressions are priceless.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:51 No.8374902 >>8374876 YOU DREW IT BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME AND VIKING LIKE, MAN THE FUCK UP!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:52 No.8374905 rolled 67 = 67 OW THE DRYAD IS WATCHING BECAUSE SHE WANTS IN ON THIS SHIT. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

>>	smoker 03/03/10(Wed)01:53 No.8374920 >>8374905 I FUCKING AGREE. ITS WHAT A TURTLE WOULD DO.

Firstquest 03/03/10(Wed)01:55 No.8374956

rolled 76 = 76

>>8374876
As much as I hate to say it. You're on 4chan so this almost looks wholesome. However, you might want to steer away from it or OW will never get -anywhere-.

...OW TALK TO THE BEAR TO REMOVE AKWARDNESS HAVE HIM DO A SILLY DANCE OR SOMETHING.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:58 No.8374982 >>8374876 Where is your beard? BEARD THE FUCK UP!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)01:58 No.8374986 >>8374879 AGREED, IT IS THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES THAT TRULY MAKES THIS AMAZING. OW IS ALWAYS FULL OF RAGE, EVEN DURING SEX

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:04 No.8375044 >>8374876 This shouldn't be nearly as funny as it is.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:04 No.8375047 File1267599868.jpg-(156 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 146.jpg) >>8374956 THE BEAR MADE SOME COFFEE! MORNING AFTER COFFEE! MAN THIS IS SOME GREAT COFFEE! JUST... FUCKING GOING TO... GET BACK TO PILLAGING!!! FUCK!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:05 No.8375064 >>8375047 FUCK AGAIN.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:06 No.8375069 I like how the storyteller isn't comfortable with where this is going

>>	Romani Technomancer 03/03/10(Wed)02:07 No.8375086 >>8375047 OW! GO KILL PEOPLE! THAT'LL CHEER YOU UP! FUCK! YOU NEED MORE MONEY ANYWAY TO HIRE AN ARMY TO GO FUCKING KILL THAT DICK LOKI! FUCK!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:07 No.8375097 >>8375047 ALRIGHT, BACK TO QUEST IF WE GOING TO FUCK UP LOKI FOR MAKING US BEAT ON OUR DRYAD MORE THEN USUAL THEN WE BETTER GET COOKING. IT WOULD BE JUST LIKE LOKI TO BE LOCATED IN RUSSIA FUCK.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:07 No.8375099 OW AT SOME POINT MAYBE CONSIDER GOING BACK TO YOUR HOME VILLAGE, THEY'LL PROBABLY BUILD A BIGGER BOAT FOR YOU IN HOMAGE OF YOUR GREAT DEEDS BECAUSE YOUR SKALD HAD BETTER HAVE BEEN RECORDING YOUR GREAT DEEDS

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:08 No.8375101 >>8375047 So... um.. Ow. OH SHIT LOOK IT'S THE OCEAN! WE FUCKING HATE THE OCEAN!!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:08 No.8375103 >>8375064 NO! WE MUST QUEST! FIND LAND AND SEARCH FOR ANOTHER ARTIFACT! MAYBE EVEN SAVE THE GODDAMED WORLD FROM UNSPOKEN EVILS USING ONLY RAGE! PUNCH LOKI!

>>	scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 03/03/10(Wed)02:08 No.8375105 >>8375047 WHERE DO I GET ONE OF THOSE SHITFUCKING COFFEE-MAKER BEARS?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:09 No.8375126 I THINK THE OP IS POSTING TO FUCKING MAKE IT TO WHERE THEY DONT FUCK AGAIN.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:10 No.8375143 >>8375126 WHAT

>>	Romani Technomancer 03/03/10(Wed)02:11 No.8375146 YOU BETTER GET SOME IVORY UP IN THIS FUCKER OP! FUCK! BONE WEAPONS ARE SUPERIOR TO STEEL!~

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:11 No.8375149 >>8375143 THINK ABOUT IT. HE COULD BE POSTING AS ONE OF US BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE KNOWN AS A DRAWER OF THE PORNOGRAPHY. HELL YOU COULD BE THE OP, I COULD BE THE OP!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:12 No.8375163 >>8375149 EXCEPT HE HAS A STYLE AND AN IMAGE NUMBERING SYSTEM AND POST AN IMAGE OF FUCK, WHAT DID I DO?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:13 No.8375164 >>8375149 WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND

>>	Romani Technomancer 03/03/10(Wed)02:13 No.8375167 >>8375149 . . . HOLY FUCK! OP IS THAT FUCKING LOKI! I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS AND THAT SHALL BE I WILL SEEK VENGEANCE! FUCK!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:13 No.8375171 >>8375163 YOUR DAMN STRAIGHT YOU CUNT MUFFIN.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:14 No.8375177 File1267600449.jpg-(159 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 147.jpg) >>8375086 A SMALL PORT TOWN WITH A CRISTIAN CHURCH! THEY ARE JUST BEGGING FOR A GOOD OLD VIKING ATTACK!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:15 No.8375186 >>8375177 SEE HOW HE'S AVOIDING THE SUBJECT. OP IS LOKI HIMSELF.

>>	Romani Technomancer 03/03/10(Wed)02:15 No.8375187 >>8375177 DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:17 No.8375222 >Okay, the awkward coffee-sipping was hilarious, but I think we've lost momentum just the same. Maybe you should wrap it up for the night.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:19 No.8375239 >>8375177 OW, FIND HEADMAN OF VILLAGE AND CHALLENGE HIM TO DUEL

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:19 No.8375247 >>8375177 SETTLE INTO ONE OF THERE NICE FUCKING HOUSES AND LOVE JESUS FOR THE GAY SON OF A BITCH HE IS.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:20 No.8375253 >>8375222 OW DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS GUY INSTEAD GO ON UP TO THE CHRISTIAN MONASTARY AND DEMAND ALL THEIR GOLD UP FRONT. LIGHT THE PLACE ON FIRE IF THEY REFUSE AND THEN TAKE THE GOLD ANYWAY.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:20 No.8375260 rolled 47 = 47 BURN IT ALL

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:20 No.8375261 >>8375222 OP here. Sounds like a good plan. It's 2 over here for me anyway. I guess you can archive this if you want. Next time I'll try to add more BLOOD and GUTS.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:20 No.8375266 >>8375253 AND FUCK THE CHRISTIAN WOMEN, THEY ARE EASY.

>>	Romani Technomancer 03/03/10(Wed)02:22 No.8375281 >>8375261 FUCK! DO NOT KNOW IF MORE TRICKERY LOKI! DO NOT KNOW!~

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:22 No.8375289 File1267600954.png-(120 KB, 479x519, 1266824005175.png) I look at the Opening picture, and see Olga happy, adventuring, and generally being awesome. Then I look at the Rape and Coffee. I weep, /tg/. I weep for Olga ;_;

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:23 No.8375304 >>8375289 Have we... Have we gone too far, /tg/?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:25 No.8375324 File1267601128.jpg-(8 KB, 246x256, 1255453340076[1].jpg) >>8375304 No. Too far would have been if we got the Dryad and Jormungandr in on it. I will admit, though, the quest has now lost some of its innocence ;_;

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:26 No.8375340 >>8375304 >gone too far? FUCK NO NOT UNTIL YOUR PENIS COMES OUT HER MOUTH AND THERE IS A FURROW OF GORE BEHIND YOU WHERE HER BODY USED TO BE HAVE YOU FUCKED TOO FAR

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:28 No.8375369 >>8375340 Stay classy, /tg/.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:31 No.8375401 >>8375289 Is it actually rape? We didn't exactly see the moments directly leading up to it. Plus she looked to maybe have been enjoying herself.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:36 No.8375482 >>8375401 Not sure, though the quivering lip and the shiver-squiggle over her shoulder seem to imply that. I could be wrong though.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:37 No.8375499 Okay, did anyone else REALLY think that everything from "Sounds adequate" to 'morning after' was hilarious, or is there something wrong with me?

>>	Ceiling Tau 03/03/10(Wed)02:38 No.8375514 OW BURN CHURCH, TAKE SHIT. THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE MADE FOR. MAKE THE GODS PROUD. THEN PUNCH THEM IN THE DICKS.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:40 No.8375547 File1267602041.jpg-(152 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 148.jpg) I really am going to stop the quest for tonight this time, I just wanted to prove it's me so you don't stick around. >>8375289 We're terrible people.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:42 No.8375570 HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE WE HAVE THE FUCKING RING OF THE SERPENT SHIT, WHO IS WEARING THAT WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:42 No.8375572 >>8375547 NO ASSHOLE YOU CAN'T LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THIS

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:44 No.8375600 Op is Pro Skub

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:45 No.8375614 >>8375600 Actually, I'm anti-Skub.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:46 No.8375628 File1267602387.jpg-(51 KB, 400x509, Crying_Angel_by_licantrote.jpg) >>8375547 OH MY GOD ;_;

>>	Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)02:59 No.8375790 >>8374758 Now saved as: everything_after_this_is_awkward.jpg >>8375547 Now saved as: I_LOLD.jpg

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