Moar liek Vespid Stingwing, amirite guise?

>>8354904
Holy shit, is that...BLACK?!

>>8354904
I approve this idea.

This is your DM's reaction.

>>8354969
Actually, he's cool with the idea. Says I'll have to wait until the Dark Sun book comes out (for obvious reasons) but that otherwise he's got no issue with the character.

Consider your idea stolen. Now if only I convince my DM to allow Thri-Kreen.

When Player's Handbook 3 and Dark Sun come out, a Githzerai Seeker or Monk with a dual repeating hand crossbows that look like revolvers.

>>8354969
More like my DM's reaction. It took some heavy convincing just to allow my shifter druid.

... meh, I'd rather be ZABEE

>>8355036
why only two? he has four arms

You realize you'll need to have a Thri-Kreen evil Paladin as your nemesis, right?

Lawful Neutral is the alignment of Stannis Baratheon. It is therefore a MAN'S ALIGNMENT. Better than LG.

Oh cool you're playing a Collector.

I counter with an Unaligned Thri-Kreen Monk/Barbarian.

>>8355070
EPIC

How feasible would a Thri-Kreen monk be, anyway? Do we have any inkling of what their 4e incarnations will be like?

Either way, posting Kamen Riders in a Kamen Rider thread.

>>8355153
I'm guessing they'll be either DEX/WIS or STR/WIS, both of which would work perfectly for a 4e Monk.

Chaotic Badass Human Brawler Fighter, with a "Waraxe" (actually fire axe), facial scars, and a grudge.

So wait, what does this all make RX?!

Also best thread.

Kobold Conjurer with 4 wisdom and 5 strength

Thank you for reminding me I need to order my S.H Kamen Rider Black RX.

>>8355244
Thri-Kreen Monk/Cosmic Sorcerer.

>>8355244

Well, that guy's a Half-Caste Solar.

Razorclaw Shifter Monk

Tiefling Paladin lol

>>8355068

What what what?

>>8355300
Razorclaw & Longtooth Monks.

And yes, they fight crime.

And NOW what?!

>>8355313
Thri-Kreen have 4 arms.

>>8355339
Thri-Kreen Monk Punisher of the Gods.

Githzerai Beastmaster Rogue that had to pull his half dead ass out of the Mournlands only to find out that the employer that sent him there had turned his back on him.

>>8355327
And afterwords, they fuck like...well, you know.

>>8355349
So wait, this means that Thri-Kreen can take advantage of both Archer AND TWF Ranger powers at the same time?!

>>8355387
I don't care if it makes me a furry or not; Felicia would be so fuckable it's not even funny.

Tell me about the tohr-kreen, I've heard very little but they're apparently the more civilized cousins of the Thri-Kreen?

Human Wizard.

>>8355402
slowpoke.jpg bro. it's why they have the racial hit dice, free multiweapon fighting, and ranger favored class.

because fuck year 4 hand crossbows, more than enough to kill anything that moves

>>8355473
Yeah, pretty much.

Warforged Avenger

Chaotic Good Cleric of Amazo. Because the religion is actually starting to take hold.

Of course... one of the prophets of Amazo killed the other so the religion is bound to undergo a little strife

A new challenger appears.

Warforged Druid

>>8355560
For those of you not aware of how this happened

>>8355505

Well... what does that mean? Do they lack a semblance of hive-life? Do they wear "normal" clothes and use regular humanoid weapons and currency and political structure? What is the price of their turn towards civilization? Are they slaves? Conquerors? What of relations between the two groups?

I'm curious because the Thri-Kreen seem to get all the attention, but the Tohr-Kreen sound like they'd be around more and you'd be more likely to run into them.

Neutral evil human warlock.

Human Kensei Fighter.

Human Hybrid Warlord/Barbarian

>>8355589
They're very isolationist, if I recall correctly, and live beyond the mountains that are north of the desert area that Dark Sun takes place mostly in. They're said to be a really advanced civilization or something, but they don't venture far.

>>8355560
Also, this. Hopefully now that the prophet is free of physical constraints he can get back what he lost. Nothing like having an origin story so badass that your god exists in every plane simultaneously because your shenanigans ripped a hole between them that isn't at all just the Eye of Terror.

Somewhere along the line I think Wizards actually gave this game fluff... then we kept blowing it up and playing Call of Dragons Dungeons and Cthulhus with the pieces...

>>8355589
And their relationship with the Thri-Kreen is like your relationship with your dumb younger brother. You'll pal around with him sometimes, but you don't think he could understand the stuff you're into.

>>8355699
medieval-era japanese?

Slowly working on skill monkey, int based charater. Human, factoum, swashbuckler, and maybe a few levels from warblade. Just want a dungeon crawler that can fill a few roles and not be limited to a single weapon. Should be fun.

Human Self-forged.

>>8356004
>Human Self-forged.

Thri-kreen sound epic. There aren't nearly enough giant sentient insects in fantasy.

D-D-D-DM PC.

>>8356143
Small ones are fun too. Dromites are kickass.

>>8356143
You should look into spelljammers.

You had insect races crawling out your damn ears.

Not to mention two ooze races, the first dracocentaur race, Guyvers and insectoid power armor, and beholders in power armor (!).

I've already had a player do a Thri-Kreen monk character who proceeded to say fuck you to all the 3.5 monk haters. List of things this guy did:

-Have 17 fucking attacks a round due to the extra arms and some feat shenanigans.

-Took down two great white wyrms in 2 rounds each. One of which he was riding on the back of and proceeded to beat it unconscious mid-air, causing it to fly into the wall and kill it.

-Beat a purple worm into submission and have it trample over the wizard who summoned it, which then dispelled it.

-Get swallowed whole by a Turasque twice. First time he punched his way out like normal, second time he climbed his way back up the Turasque's gullet and wrestled with it's tongue ala The Tick vs Dinosaur Neil. He eventually ripped the beasts tongue off and tried to shove it down it's throat and have it choke to death on it. Normally I would have just had it swallow it and grow a new one, but the other party members had already gotten it down to like, 30 hp and the idea sounded too awesome for me not to allow it.

-He was finally offed in a fight against a Demilich after his death ward magic wore off and the party cleric had been killed several rounds before, but not before he had the bastard waste all his 7-9th level spells before power word kill would finally do him in.

-He is now embracing his neutral evil tendencies by participating in the blood war and beating the shit out of every Demon and Devil he sees.

-He also had a poison bite attack. I'm pretty sure all Thri-Kreen have this, but I still thought it was awesome.

Epic level Paladin

>>8356566
>Decade as a DMPC

...if Inoue wrote more of Decade this would totally be true.

Elven Witch-Rogue gestalt (Pathfinder)

I am going to rape the game with major image+electrical spells and webs, and mislead spells.

Here's your next D&D bard

>>8356781
And here's your LAST bard.

>>8355198

For those who haven't seen it yet, here's the 4e stats for a Thri-Kreen:

+2 DEX, +2 WIS
Medium Size
7 Speed
Low-Light Vision
Common, Thri-Kreen
+2 Athletics, +2 Nature
Multiple Arms racial feature
Topor racial feature
Thri-Kreen Claws racial encounter power

Multiple Arms lets you draw or sheathe a weapon or pull out an item as a free action. Topor is sorta like Eladrin Trance. Thri-Kreen Claws is a Melee attack that targets up to 3 enemies in range and does 1d8 + STR damage with abonus damage equal to the number of enemies you attacked.

So yeah, Thri-Kreen are BORN to be Monks and Rangers.

>>8356797

ZANKI-SAN!!!

>>8356799
Quick edit: the Thri-Kreen Claws ability is a Minor Action as well, and the damage is 1d8 + DEX + bonus.

>>8356799
>>8356834

Well, Multiple Arms isn't as cool as I'd like it to be (though since LA doesn't exist anymore it's obviously for the best), but the rest seems damn cool.

Here's your next Homunculus

>-Get swallowed whole by a Turasque twice. First time he punched his way out like normal, second time he climbed his way back up the Turasque's gullet and wrestled with it's tongue ala The Tick vs Dinosaur Neil. He eventually ripped the beasts tongue off and tried to shove it down it's throat and have it choke to death on it. Normally I would have just had it swallow it and grow a new one, but the other party members had already gotten it down to like, 30 hp and the idea sounded too awesome for me not to allow it.

>Brofist.jpg
That is an awesome call and you should feel awesome.

>>8354904
Somebody say Ranger?

CN Duergar Ranger/Fighter

Kicked out of Duergaria for helping lost adventurers in the underdark.

Now he travels with them, searching for the MOTHERLOAD!

>>8354904
Whatever the group needs considering the next time I game I'm going to be GM'ing a group of n00bs.
So that means most likely a Cleric.

>>8358892
OP here, BUMPing back up for more input.

Be an Inspiring Warlord, dude. Give the n00bs what they really need, and play him as an old-school drill sergeant, a la R Lee Ermy. Then have his Inspiring Word be a series of curses and creative uses of the word "maggot".

>>8358588
Got the screencap anywhere? shit was epic.

>>8357019
What would he be...some sort of Ranger/Bard hybrid that used a scimitar in one hand and a songblade dagger in the other?

NG Undead Rogue. Charisma out the ass, outwardly appears very charming, dashing, and cheerful. Like a female, undead version of Zorro. Internally, far more fragile emotionally, trying to deal with the growing gulf between her and the rest of the world as her memories of what it felt like to be alive slip away. Frequently seduces people into bed, despite the fact she can't feel anything, because it's one of the few things that still provokes memories of what it felt like to be alive.

>>8361206
Nice.

My next character is probably gonna be a Half-Elf Archery Bard flavored as being the result of a dalliance between an Eladrin lady and an Elven commoner.

Yeah, I know HEs are human-elf hybrids, but this strikes me as more interesting.

72 year old Human Invoker. Every power he has allows him to shift or move an enemy from range. I picture him moving monsters around the field like a Chessmaster, maneuvering them into flanked and forcing them to give combat advantage. I named him Hex.

Human Avenger, worships god of LOOOOOOVE

Razorclaw Monk

I forget what I was gonna do, but I'm totally doing a Thri-Kreen Monk now.

>>8361575
-1 pants

Lawful Angry Shifter Paladin of Pelor

>>8361575
Why she wear no pants.

She be spreadin' her cat vagina everywhere.

>>8361620
I'mokaywiththis.jpg

>>8361620
She's got fur, so she don't need pants.

At least, that's what we tell her, so she keeps on not wearing pants.

Feels good, man.

I'm not really that into D&D, and I was asked to come up with a character for an upcoming game (3.5e).

I was thinking about something along the lines of an archer/bard who pretty much uses trick-shots as his perform, instead of song.
Backstory would be the son of some minor noble that pretty much spent all his free-time practicing with the bow, but with pretty much no other skills (except drinking wine and sexxing ladies, as any true bard.)
Would this idea be doable, /tg/?

>>8361655
dose she get a DEX bonus because of no pants to restrict her movment? or do we just say she gets one so she tries to jump around with no pants of for our viewing pleasure?

>>8356566
>>8355573

So just who the hell is this guy?

>>8361876

Kamen Rider Decade. Asshole "hero" predicted to be the destroyer of the multiverse, who wanders different dimensions trying to make friends and convince himself that he's NOT the Destroyer.

>>8355579
That's a Justice League character.

http://dcanimated.wikia.com/wiki/A.M.A.Z.O.

>>8361876

>>8361941

Sorry. I messed up, I was trying to get someone to give me his tagline. So I tried to supply it myself and forgot to remove the triptag.

Doh.

Incidentially, which Kamen Rider are you? Rows are detirmined by birthday, columns are detirmined by the last number of your post.

>>8361676
Sure, why not?

kamen rider post!

>>8361973
Posting for Riders in a Thri-Kreen Monk Thread!

>>8362007
So, apparently I'm a Shocker Rider.

>>8361987
>>8362007

Who'd you get?

I'm rolling again.

>>8361973
LET'S DO THIS

>>8362025
Den-O ROD?
I didn't get around to watching Den-O yet...

>>8362019

I think /m/ had quest about being a member of Shocker once...

I got Biorider, but since I'm more of a Heisei guy, I'm rolling again.

>>8362042

I like Rod Form, it's probably my favourite Den-O mode.]

Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IALHPvwgQns

Punch Hopper.

I can live with that. I wanted Faiz, but I can deal.

>>8362007
Y'all Riders posting in a Thri-Kreen monk thread.

>>8362139

For an Eberron game I made a Warforged called Buddy. Called so because unlike other Warforged he had no plating, was not taught in combat and was built and designed by Cannith specifically as a servant. A job he continued to take after the war. Buddy, however was constantly picked on by other warforged and was generally seen with much hate by the other factory workers because he was much more productive than them.

What Buddy wasn't aware was that a cult of the dragon below had chosen him. Utilizing a giant beholder in the sky. It proceeded to grant Buddy a myriad of powerful Symbionts. Transforming Buddy into OFAM! The One Forge Armada Machine! Literally he was a wood and metal construct that was covered in living weapons and given enhanced abilities.

One day, I swear I will run that KR campaign with Mutants and Masterminds.

Or if I'm doing Faiz, then I'd probably use Call of Cthulhu.

Yes the kill count in that series is THAT bad.

>>8362157

DUN DUN DUN
DUN DUN DA DUN DUN

>>8361973
I wonder who I am?

HENSHIN!

>>8362272

If you do start it up then please inform me. I'd love to join.