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    22 KB Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)00:51 No.8217602  
    Greetings, noble cour/tg/entlemen! I am Shiba Yusuke, and I need your help.

    Because I am the youngest of five sons, with my parents already comfortably rich and well-connected, and because I have brought them a great deal of pride with my talents, they have honored me by allowing me to choose the Clan and Family of my bride, out of any in all of Rokugan.

    And yet...I am young and know little of the world beyond the lands of the Phoenix. I fear I will make a poor choice without any sage guidance. Can you help me, my friends?

    Picture unrelated, sadly that is not me.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)00:54 No.8217656
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    Go with a Thrane, Gaijin girls are freaks in the bed.
    >> Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)00:56 No.8217693
    >>8217656

    I am sorry, but I fear my parents would never accept a gaijin as a daughter-in-law.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)00:57 No.8217711
    Marry a Scorpion
    advicekachiko.jpg
    Treat her well
    >> Dogstar !!MgA31eRve7T 02/22/10(Mon)00:58 No.8217725
    I usually back the Unicorn in everything, but in your case, have you looked at the Fox clan? A quick-witted girl might be just your thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)00:59 No.8217743
    Why choose? Take them all. Show your parents you're a crazy fucking stud.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)00:59 No.8217744
    >>8217711

    A well-treated Scorpion bride who actually likes you is the most dangerous, dangerous thing in the world to your enemies. And the most fun in bed.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)00:59 No.8217752
    >>8217725

    Pffft, gaijin in disguise, and a Minor Clan that lives in the forest talking to foxes?

    Oh, wait, the Fox are Mantis now.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:00 No.8217766
    Crab clan woman.

    Other wives are for sissies.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:02 No.8217796
    >>8217766

    This is for a Shiba, don't they have to put up with enough shit from the Isawa without having a giant wife punching things and smothering her poor, tiny husband in her massive, Crab-clan bosom?

    Actually, I approve of this. Crab Clan is a fine choice.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:03 No.8217808
    Phoenix Clan, huh? Fuck, who do they ally with, again?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:04 No.8217813
    Crab tits, are the best tits.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:04 No.8217820
    >>8217808
    Crane. Occasionally Crab, lion, or Unicorn.

    Hate Dragon. Hate Mantis.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:05 No.8217840
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    >>8217820
    >hate Mantis

    Now why would you do a silly thing like that?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:07 No.8217862
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    >>8217766
    Crab Girls are fucking HUUUUUUUUGE!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:08 No.8217881
    >>8217840
    because the mantis hate them. for reasons that seem utterly silly.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:08 No.8217884
    >>8217862
    I am intrigued anon...?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:08 No.8217889
    Pheonix, Fire Shugenja with duelling abilities. Maho isn't that good. Nastiest character I've ever played was an incarnation of destruction - capable of taking on a squad of Crab samurai with his blade, and then incinerating their backup.

    You might also consider a Void Shugenja. Strange, but very, very fun.

    Personally, I'm rather fond of the Dragon Clan too. Tattooed monks? Yes!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:09 No.8217904
    >>8217881

    Is it because the Phoenix don't appreciate their life of carefree piracy?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:10 No.8217926
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    >>8217884
    Yes, for that is the MIGHT OF THE CRAB!
    >> Crane Ambassador 02/22/10(Mon)01:12 No.8217953
    Go for a nice Doji girl, Yusuke-san. Honestly, you seem like a nice young man, you don't want a woman who is going to ruin your reputation and dishonor you constantly, like a brutish Crab or treacherous Scorpion. Our women are as lovely and graceful as our namesake bird, with voices soft and pleasing to the ear, and we can guarantee that she possesses vast courtly graces.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:13 No.8217971
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    THIS is an actual Crab woman.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:13 No.8217976
    Just don't marry a Yoritomo girl. With their cheap jewelry and veiled threats.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:14 No.8217981
    Crab battle.
    >> MOST DEFINITELY NOT A SCORPION 02/22/10(Mon)01:15 No.8218008
    >>8217953

    Also, 50% odds she has a penis.
    >> Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)01:16 No.8218030
    >>8217953
    >>8218008

    Is...is this true!?

    Forgive me, I am slightly overwhelmed by all of these conflicting opinions, but I trust the collective judgement of this assembly, and am certain that you can help me find a bride.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:17 No.8218050
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    >>8217953
    Bah! Who cares what the counts say of you! You are samurai, and a mighty hida girl is right for you! Only she has has the strength to be worthy bride and protect your children.
    >> Nightmare Work 02/22/10(Mon)01:18 No.8218071
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    >>8218030
    My Dear Shiba, the Crane make fine brides, this is true.
    But a proper Crab woman will be a strong wife and bear strong children.
    She will also know how to defend her home and family.
    For a woman trained in the ways of war knows how to properly do such things.
    >> Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)01:19 No.8218084
    >>8218050

    I fear I would be crushed and die a dishonorable death.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:20 No.8218099
    You can teach a woman many things

    How to not be ugly is not one of them
    >> Nightmare Work 02/22/10(Mon)01:20 No.8218103
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    >>8218084
    That fool shows you a gajin beast!
    Not a proper Crab woman!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:21 No.8218106
    Have you ever considered what we in the Shadowlands can do for you? We, the cruelly maligned? Come, let us show yuou the wonders of taint!

    ALso, you don't have a choice. We've tainted the location your home stands on. Neener-neener-neener. Tentacles or wings?
    >> Crane Ambassador 02/22/10(Mon)01:22 No.8218139
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    >>8218050
    >>8217926
    >>8217862

    Hmph! Look at these overstuffed sumai you call women! I doubt they are good for anything more than sticking in an Oni's throat and choking it!

    Disgraceful and disgusting. A proper warrior woman should look like...well, the attached image. Graceful, yet deadly, just like the katana.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:23 No.8218143
    >>8217711
    You seriously think that a Scorpion girl will care how well you treat her? Expect to get fucked over at every turn regardless. You need a wife who's got nothing up her sleeve, and that's gonna be hard. Possibly certain kinds of Crab or Dragon, or ideally a Monkey if you know for sure she's not some kind of secret Scorpion ninja.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:25 No.8218189
    >>8218084
    Do not fear her size, EMBRACE HER! Let her mass and her love protect you better than even the greatest armour and let her fury crush your foes like a mighty Hida Hammer!

    Let the bond between you be stronger than that of the Kaiu Wall and it shall never fail!
    >> Nightmare Work 02/22/10(Mon)01:26 No.8218194
    >>8218139
    My dear Crane, I think that some one has fooled you into thinking that THOSE are Crab women
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:27 No.8218213
    Haven't I seen this thread on suptg before?
    >> Chuda Saori 02/22/10(Mon)01:27 No.8218225
    >>8217602

    Hello there, handsome. Now, I realize that a simple, poor girl like me is probably unworthy of your time but...hear me out.

    Although ronin, I belong to an association that hopes to become a true Clan in the near future. Like you, we fight for justice, and as a powerful Shugenja in my own right I would be an excellent fit for such a strong, Phoenix warrior. Besides, I would fit perfectly in your strong arms. If I am not chosen, at least share a cup of tea with me? I could use some company, for the roads are lonely and dangerous to a lone woman.
    >> Shouting Matsu 02/22/10(Mon)01:27 No.8218226
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    >>8217840
    BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE HONORLESS BEYOND HOPE, AND YOUR WOMEN ARE AS LIKELY AS NOT YANDERE.

    >>8217766
    CRAB WOMEN ARE PRETTY GOOD, YEAH. THEY KNOW ALL ABOUT DUTY, AND I'M SURE IF YOU LIKE EXCESSIVE BODY HAIR YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME IN BED.

    BUT REALLY, LET'S BE SERIOUS HERE. THE BEST WOMEN IN THE EMPIRE ARE DOUBTLESSLY MATSU. THEY'RE STRONG, THEY'RE PASSIONATE, THEY'RE HONORABLE. YOU CAN ONLY HOPE ONE WILL LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS SHE LOVES BEING A COMPLETE BADASS. PLUSES INCLUDE: JOINING THE LION CLAN AND LEARNING WHAT BEING A SAMURAI IS ALL ABOUT; HAVING YOUR WIFE WILL PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR DETRACTORS, SAVING YOU A LOT OF HASSLE; GETTING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO'S LIKE A BRO WITHOUT ACTUALLY HAVING SEX WITH A BRO; AND SO MUCH MORE IT'S NOT EVEN A MATTER OF DEBATE. MATSU.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:29 No.8218254
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    >>8218143
    Any woman who displays affection has something up her sleeve. You need to find a woman who hates your guts. Who really hates the Phoenix right now?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:30 No.8218280
    This shit is complicated. Just do some clancest.
    >> SHOUTING MATSU 02/22/10(Mon)01:31 No.8218299
    >>8218226

    HMPH, YOU! YOU CLAIM TO BE THE ORIGINAL SHOUTING MATSU!? IT IS ALRIGHT, HOWEVER, BUT REMEMBER THAT THE WAY OF TRUE WARRIORS IS THE WAY OF RESPECT. MANY CRAB WOMEN HAVE VERY LITTLE BODY HAIR, AND ARE QUITE PLEASINGLY SMOOTH TO THE TOUCH. THAT SAID, YOU RAISE A GOOD POINT.

    A MATSU WOMAN WILL BE THE MOST VIGOROUS CREATURE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. SHE WILL BE MORE LOYAL TO YOU THAN YOU WOULD BELIEVE POSSIBLE. SHE WILL GO TOE-TO-TOE AGAINST ANY ENEMY AND COME OUT OF IT LAUGHING AND VICTORIOUS, AND SHE WILL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND THE WHOLE TIME.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:32 No.8218303
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    Hey guys, what's going on in here?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:32 No.8218312
    >>8218254

    I think Lion hate 'em, but the empire's gone all lovey-dovey ever since the Clan War. The last really good hatred went out when the phoenix and mantis had there war, then got bored. The best you can get now-a-days is disdain.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:34 No.8218332
    >>8218225

    Well, she seems legit. Why not her, OP?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:35 No.8218357
    >>8218225
    Sorry, all the good animals are taken already. You'll have to be the Banana Slug Clan.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:37 No.8218384
    Let's say I want to start a clan whose soldiers make extensive use of that funny new powder from China. What animal would they be?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:39 No.8218410
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    Oh, heavenly Samurai, you truely are a man of honor and gentlemanship. We are likely to be unworthly, but would you not pick one of use to be your bride.

    You may choose all of us if you like. We wouldn't mind~
    >> Chuda Saori 02/22/10(Mon)01:40 No.8218423
    >>8218357

    Ah, forgive me, Anonymous-san, but the group I belong to like to refer to ourselves as "Spider". What is a banana slug?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:40 No.8218424
    >>8218384
    FUCK NO. That shit is for fireworks only. Nice try. The Witch Hunters are already on their way.
    >> Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)01:41 No.8218445
    !

    >>8218225
    >>8218423

    Ah, forgive me, I did not see you at first, the way one often misses a coin hidden beneath a reed mat. You are a ronin, but...I cannot deny you have a certain appealing quality.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:42 No.8218453
    >>8218384
    You can't. Gaijin pepper is banned, except in fireworks, and one of the clans already does that.
    >> Gelatinous Rube, Duck 02/22/10(Mon)01:44 No.8218485
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    >>8218410
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:44 No.8218486
    >>8218453

    But I wanted to make the Weeaboo Mechanicus :'(
    >> Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)01:44 No.8218489
    >>8218384

    Criminals. Gaijin pepper is a foul thing, unfitting with bushido, and explosives should be used only with fireworks. If you truly need to produce heat and force of that magnitude, my own clan produces many fine shugenja.

    >>8218410

    Forgive me, ladies, but my parents will not condone a marriage to gaijin.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:45 No.8218495
    hey guys I just met these weird guy with pale skin and a funny language. They say they're from Potchuugall or someplace. They say they want to trade with us. What should we do?
    >> Chuda Saori 02/22/10(Mon)01:46 No.8218519
    >>8218445

    Ahh, you flatter me, but as I have said, the roads grow lonely, and I fear that I will become sickly and meet an early end if I continue this solitary life. Won't you please consider me as your bride? As I have said before, I can be useful to you in so many ways.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:46 No.8218521
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    >>8218495

    Buy up a lot of these.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:47 No.8218537
    >>8218423

    Spider, huh? That sounds legit to me! Hey, Yusuke, how about this girl?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:47 No.8218539
    >>8218495
    Tell them that the folks just south of that wall over there have been talking about how they've been wanting to change their religion and they're allergic to all the spices they've been sitting on.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:48 No.8218545
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    >>8218521

    And also a lot of these. Just try not to rage at their incredibly stupid laugh.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:49 No.8218552
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    >>8218489
    Well, would you not sit down and have tea and cakewith us? Surely, you cannot find a bride on an empty stomach and it would make us so happy if you did.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:49 No.8218562
    >>8218495

    Execute them all. Last time, they made an assassination attempt on the Imperial Family.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:49 No.8218564
    >>8218545
    You ethink ore logh is foony? HUAHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:50 No.8218567
    >>8218552
    OH SHI- ASSASSIN, RUN!!!
    >> SHOUTING MATSU 02/22/10(Mon)01:50 No.8218572
    >>8218552

    I SENSE SCORPION TRICKERY AFOOT!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:50 No.8218580
    Holy Fuck assassins!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:52 No.8218612
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    >>8218519
    So let me get this straight. She named her clan after a venomous blood-sucking pest who eats her mate after sex. Good luck with that.
    >> Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)01:53 No.8218624
    I am more confused than ever. Please, will somebody help me decide?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:54 No.8218628
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    >>8218226
    Bowser Clan is BEST clan!
    >> Abaddon 02/22/10(Mon)01:55 No.8218652
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    >>8218552

    TAKE THIS ASSASSIN
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)01:55 No.8218654
    /tg/ is afraid of women so youre better off taking your questions to /y/ or /d/ noble samurai
    >> Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)02:01 No.8218713
    So far, the major options I have seen are Crab, Crane, Lion (specifically the women of the Matsu family), and Chuda Saori of the 'Spider Clan'.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:01 No.8218720
    >>8218139
    that's a crane male, isn't it?
    >> Chuda Saori 02/22/10(Mon)02:06 No.8218775
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    >>8218713

    I have rivals?! Bring them forth and let me obliterate them! I'll show you I can be the best wife! I WON'T LEAVE A SINGLE ONE ALIVE. I WILL BURN THE FLESH FROM THEIR BONES, SO HELP ME KANSE-er, Kami.

    Teehee.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:07 No.8218781
    >>8218720

    Crane males can still be brides, actually.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:07 No.8218785
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    >>8218624
    Right, I'll make this real quick, right? 'Cause at the moment, I'm trying to hack this wanker's head. But short story is, after I win this battle, I'll be King of England, and I'll need a heir. A good solid lad with balls of thunder! Bit like you, I hear, so I'll forgive you for the dress. So here's the deal, you marry my daughter, bless her heart, give her a good solid rooting, get me a few grandsons worthy of my name, and I'll make you a Prince. As Prince, you're royal duty will include fighting in the names of the King (which is me,) England, St George and God, which will basicly come down to oppressing the Welsh, annoying the shit outta France and doing the odd crusade to get the Pope off my bloody back.

    So how about it?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:08 No.8218797
    >>8218713
    Such indecisiveness is unbecoming of a bushi. Marry a Moshi and your wife can make all your decisions for you. You know you want it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:08 No.8218798
    >>8218143
    You seriously do not know how the Scorpion work. Show a Scorpion loyalty and you cannot have a better ally. Even the Lion know a happy Scorpion wife is an asset. Just look at Ikoma Otemi, he has served the Lion well, and was even named Clan Champion until Matsu Yoshino came of age. His wife, (Shosuro) Yasuko was a great asset during the War of the Rich Frog and helped put a lot of political pressure on the Unicorn during war forcing them to end their campaign before they had captured Kaeru Toshi. With the loss of a Champion, the Lion would have eventually lost Kaeru Toshi and the Khan would have had the supplies to take the Imperial City when he made his bid for the Throne.
    >> No Man 02/22/10(Mon)02:09 No.8218804
    Seriously now, as a game mechanic...is it possible for someone of the Spider Clan to be not-evil?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:09 No.8218809
    >>8218775

    You know, something really seems off about her.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:09 No.8218817
    >>8218775
    Pick her, see seems like a respectable young woman. She can also defend your estate and ride into war with you like a fuckawsome japanese version of Mulan.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:10 No.8218818
    >>8218804
    Shh... don't metagame.
    >> No Man 02/22/10(Mon)02:10 No.8218824
    >>8218818

    No, seriously! I don't know!
    >> Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)02:11 No.8218830
    >>8218797

    If I recall, they splintered off from my own Clan, marrying one and bringing her home would lead to complications.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:12 No.8218840
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    >>8218713
    The Spider criminals as per the Empress' decree stay away from that one, Shiba-sama. Besides everyone knows the most beautiful women in Rokugan hail from the Scorpion.
    >> Chuda Saori 02/22/10(Mon)02:12 No.8218846
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    >>8218817

    I can be respectable, yes. Very respectable. Although, I'm afraid these clothes are a little ragged on me...I'm afraid I'm not presentable enough for Yusuke-kun.
    >> Moshi Izanami 02/22/10(Mon)02:13 No.8218851
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    >>8218775
    >>8218226
    Back off, bitches. He's mine.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:13 No.8218854
    >>8218804
    Nope, the Spider Clan are devout followers of Fu-Leng. They harbor the most dire heresies.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:13 No.8218857
    >>8218840
    >>8218846

    If this leads to a catfight, I swear I'll never doubt the existence of the Fortunes again.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:14 No.8218869
    >>8218854

    Of course, though, for someone tainted, it's often their only option, and what about Ronin who see other Ronin fighting for what looks like justice, and decide to join up with this bandit-fighting "Spider" Clan.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:14 No.8218870
    Though a minor clan, may i suggest seeking a bride within the Monkey clan?
    >> No Man 02/22/10(Mon)02:15 No.8218878
    >>8218854

    As someone who has never read up on L5R, just how dire are we talkin'?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:15 No.8218880
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    FOOLISH SAMURAI! I KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GET A GIRLFRIEND!

    IN THE FUTURE!
    >> Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)02:16 No.8218890
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    >>8218851

    Have we met, Moshi-chan?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:17 No.8218903
    >>8218878
    Fu Leng stands for all things evil - brother killing brother, using gunpowder, and eating rare steak.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:17 No.8218905
    >>8218869
    Go take 20 Goblin Heads and seek redemption with the Crab. That is the way of a true samurai.

    The Spider arrange for those bandits to be there in the first place. A Spider's "justice" is just slavery to Jigoku.
    >> Moshi Izanami 02/22/10(Mon)02:18 No.8218918
    >>8218890
    That's not my name, it's yours. (slings over shoulder.)
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:18 No.8218928
    >>8218878
    It is as Commissar Fuklaw put it "Extra-Heretical." Those who follow the fallen brother are standing against the natural order of the universe and seek to destroy us all.
    >> Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)02:19 No.8218933
    >>8218918

    H-hey! Stop that! Really, w-we haven't even gotten to know eachother yet!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:20 No.8218951
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    >> Chuda Saori 02/22/10(Mon)02:21 No.8218953
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    >>8218851
    >>8218918

    WHAT!? YOU DARE?!

    Oh, your death will be slow and painful for laying hands on my Yusuke-kun!
    >> Moshi Izanami 02/22/10(Mon)02:21 No.8218959
    >>8218933
    Well have plenty of time for that after the wedding. Or would you rather be left with the witch and the raving madwoman?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:22 No.8218961
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    >> Chuda Saori 02/22/10(Mon)02:23 No.8218973
    >>8218959

    What did you just call me, whore?
    >> Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)02:24 No.8218985
    >>8218959

    Well, if I know what areas your talents lie in, I will have an easier time introducing you to my parents.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:24 No.8218997
    ...Damn, this thread just went Centipede out of fucking nowhere. This is awesome.
    >> Moshi Izanami 02/22/10(Mon)02:25 No.8219007
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    >>8218959
    All right, we're doing this. Focus or strike?
    >> Moshi Izanami 02/22/10(Mon)02:27 No.8219028
    >>8218985
    Just a moment, dear. Stand clear and let me take care of business.
    >> Fuuka! 02/22/10(Mon)02:29 No.8219057
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    ..What the hell is going on in this thread?

    Why are their enormously fat women trotting around everywhere? I came to investigate a mysterious earthquake.. and..

    Just.. what the hell?
    >> Chuda Saori 02/22/10(Mon)02:30 No.8219065
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    >>8219007

    I choose-oh hell with it. FU-LENG! NINTH AND GREATEST KAMI! GIVE ME THE POWER TO TAKE THE ONE I LOVE FOR MYSELF!
    >> Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)02:30 No.8219072
    >>8219028

    Alright, but...be careful, I'd hate for there to be a senseless waste of life.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:31 No.8219088
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    >>8218973
    She called you as you are, witch. The Inquisitor is on her way to have a talk with you. Have fun.
    >> No Man 02/22/10(Mon)02:33 No.8219120
    >>8219065

    (to poster: is that a generic succubus or is there an actual sauce?)
    >> Moshi Izanami 02/22/10(Mon)02:33 No.8219121
    >>8219065
    What, you think I'm some kind of Crab who's afraid to get her katana dirty? Come here and taste it. Assuming your maho doesn't invoke some kind of surprise poetic justice because you worded it wrong.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:34 No.8219139
    >>8219120

    (I just googled succubus and found it, so I'm guessing it's a generic tainted bitch, and I guess that's how Chuda found it)
    >> Chuda Saori 02/22/10(Mon)02:36 No.8219161
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    >>8219121

    SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *charge*

    I WON'T LET YOU TAKE MY HUSBAND!
    >> Moshi Izanami 02/22/10(Mon)02:39 No.8219211
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    >>8219161
    *charges and shoves her spare finger of jade where the sun don't shine*
    (Any of you trolls wanna roll some dice, be my guest.)
    >> Goldleader !!xQO0OiQ8cGY 02/22/10(Mon)02:39 No.8219218
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    >> No Man 02/22/10(Mon)02:40 No.8219230
    >>8219139

    (ah. Also, are all spider women clingy stalker yandere psychos? Because there was a thread much like this one a while back, except with honorable samurai saving the poor schlub from being given Tainted tea or somesuch.)
    >> Chuda Saori 02/22/10(Mon)02:41 No.8219241
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    No...I won't let it end like this...with the last of my power...I'll finish you all!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:42 No.8219269
    >>8219230

    Actually, it was ANOTHER Phoenix, who was being bewitched into loving a Shadowlands-empowered Spider sorceress, who wanted him to drink tea with her blood in it so that she could use the one Shadowlands power to dominate him and make him hers forever.

    So, yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:43 No.8219276
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    >>8219230
    The taint leads to insanity, yandere psycho-bitches is just one manifestation.

    It is best to avoid it all together. Leave the Shadowlands to the Crab, they seem to handle it...most of the time.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)02:45 No.8219300
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    >>8219241
    I got this one. Countered
    >> Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)02:45 No.8219308
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    >>8219211

    Izanami! You've shown me your bravery...if you'll still have me, I'll happily be your husband. Just please, don't lose!
    >> Moshi Izanami 02/22/10(Mon)02:47 No.8219331
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    >>8219241
    *doesn't stop cutting a bitch up*
    Killing us all? That's not the power you asked for, was it?
    >> Chuda Saori 02/22/10(Mon)02:49 No.8219359
    >>8219331

    Urk! You can kill me all you want, my spirit will find its way back, I WILL have my revenge!
    >> Moshi Izanami 02/22/10(Mon)02:52 No.8219402
    >>8219359
    Ronin are all talk.
    *wipes the blood off her sword*
    >>8219308
    This way. You're going to love being a Moshi.
    >> Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)02:56 No.8219442
    >>8219402

    Yes dear. I think I shall.
    >> Moshi Izanami 02/22/10(Mon)02:58 No.8219469
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    >>8219442
    /thread?
    >> Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)03:01 No.8219509
    >>8219469

    Sure, got any instant messenger or anything? This went surprisingly awesome, and I'm always happy to meet other L5R fans.
    >> Moshi Izanami 02/22/10(Mon)03:04 No.8219551
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    Sometimes I'm on YIM. You?

    Anyway, I'm too tired to make up a "where are they now" at the moment. I'm going to bed soon.

    Pic unrelated.
    >> Shiba Yusuke 02/22/10(Mon)03:06 No.8219578
    >>8219551

    I've also got YIM. What's yours?

    Ignore the silly name on mine, I've had it for literally half a decade.
    >> Moshi Izanami 02/22/10(Mon)03:08 No.8219608
    >>8219578
    Silly names are no biggie.

    Haven't actually played L5R in a while, just picked up the newest RPG book recently.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)03:11 No.8219635
    You know, this thread should have been completely lame, with in-thread roleplaying and all...but I actually enjoyed it.
    >> No Man 02/22/10(Mon)03:21 No.8219773
    >>8219635

    The damnedest thing about /tg/ is that it's enjoyable. Through trolls and poor grammar, through storm and flame, we have an okay time.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)03:25 No.8219825
    Go for the Crab Lady.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)03:27 No.8219846
    >>8219635

    Good forum roleplaying should be entertaining to others.

    Many roleplayers on the chans forget this, and it turns into a circle jerk.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)03:28 No.8219857
    I could've done without the pretty much random pictures, I have to say. Otherwise good on you for having fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)03:37 No.8219977
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    >>8219857
    Here's some more. Archive this?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)03:40 No.8220014
    >>8219977

    Yes, this must be archived.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)03:48 No.8220113
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    >>8220014
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8217602/
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)04:44 No.8220803
    >>8219635
    For the most part I've only played D&D. I'm part of a relaxed "use the game as a center piece to just hanging out and having fun" kind of group. I have played a few other games a bit, with various groups, and from what I've seen L5R players get the most into the roleplaying. I have no idea how they can do it with a setting like that and not instantly seem like raging tards, but damn they do it.

    I think it's that it's all played with an air of class that does it. You can't fake classy, you have to get really into it and work it for it to go right.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)04:48 No.8220849
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    WOODLY DOODLY

    Now that I've got the "post a random picture because someone complained about it" out of my system, I have two quick questions: I'm interested in playing L5R, but no one around here plays it. What is the best place to start and how do I introduce the idea without someone going "herp derp weeaboo" and rejecting it right off the bat?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)05:01 No.8220990
    >>8220849
    The one book for the RPG has a surprising amount of background stuff in it.
    The way to get non-weeaboos interested is to play up the samurai angle. "You like Kurosawa movies, right? It's like that. It's not like anime, I swear."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)05:13 No.8221080
    >>8220990
    There's only one book?

    I thought there were multiple editions and such.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)05:19 No.8221113
    >>8221080
    Indeed, and multiple books for each edition.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)05:19 No.8221121
    What's more, there's a new one coming out soon
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)05:19 No.8221125
    >>8221080
    Ya, there's a few editions. I was talking about the Third Revised edition, which I think is the newest one. But they never retcon anything, so historical information in any book or card you find will be good.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)05:24 No.8221160
    >>8221125
    My position is: I've heard a lot about the game, never played it. I want to know what I need to get ahold of to start a game with my group.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)05:27 No.8221185
    >>8221160
    The Third Edition Revised core book has all the necessary info for players and DMs. Aside from that you just need a bunch of d10s. The core resolution mechanic involves rolling fistfuls of d10s and adding together some given number of the best ones.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)05:31 No.8221229
    You'll never need more than ten d10s, which is quite a few dice, but at least it's not Exalted or what have you.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)05:38 No.8221297
    >>8221185
    Alright, third edition core revised. Already have plenty of dice.

    So, only one book is all I need? I'd like a hardcopy too, but it's time for me to check /rs/.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)05:40 No.8221317
    >>8221297
    You're going to need to find the errata as well. That books is... poorly proofed. Still though, it's a good game.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)05:43 No.8221335
    >>8221317
    Is that an online thing like Wizards does?

    I'm not going to lie: I've almost only played D&D so far. I'm just now looking into branching out.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)05:43 No.8221341
    http://doushite.co.uk/scrapbox/L5R/3ER%20Errata%20(150409).pdf for the errata.

    Depending on what you want to play you may also want one or two of the splats.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)06:58 No.8222027
    Anyone have Emerald Empire (the 3e one, not the 1e core), Creatuers of Rokugan (again, 3e, not d20), Masters of Magic, and/or Fealty and Freedom they'd be willing to rapidshare? Or a link to a torrent or something? Particularly Emerald Empire would be great...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)07:00 No.8222043
    >>8221297
    I tried /rs/ but it keeps giving me blank pages. I'm going to assume it's an issue with my browser. My roommate needs to stop fucking with my computer.

    Is there any chance anyone here would be nice enough to grab the link for me? I'd really appreciate it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)07:25 No.8222225
    >>8222043

    I don't believe the 3e core book on /rs/ is the revised version. Would a link to a torrent be of use?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)07:44 No.8222337
    Well, I gotta go. http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/131184825/?tab=summary should be the correct book.
    >> Usagi Itto 02/22/10(Mon)10:58 No.8224081
    Oh man! I hope I got here in time. Don't go for the lady from the Spider Clan she's-

    *looks around at the carnage*

    Oh... never mind. You guys got it handled.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)11:08 No.8224192
    >>8218143
    You do not understand the Scorpion clan very well, do you?

    Shiba, let me ask you this: Do you like the idea of your rivals being conveniently disposed of, without effort or liability on your part?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)12:35 No.8225153
    >>8221297

    Wait on it. 4th is coming out in a month or two and is supposedly SO CASH.
    >> ImperiusRex 02/22/10(Mon)12:52 No.8225332
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    Hey, Spiders can be clean too. They're a lot more interesting than RARR ZOMBIE.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)12:58 No.8225395
    >>8224192
    see
    >>8218798
    Already taken care of.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/10(Mon)14:37 No.8226490
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    THE CORRECT ANSWER IS MURDER

    THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ALWAYS MURDER.
    >> MangoSentinel !Fj7.VhLi16 02/22/10(Mon)14:40 No.8226542
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    >>8218880



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