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  • File : 1266716437.jpg-(204 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 60.jpg)
    204 KB YOU'RE IN A STUPID FOREST Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)20:40 No.8194984  
    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DESTROY FLYING MACHINES YOU HAPPEN TO BE RIDING ON! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS! THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO?!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)20:41 No.8195003
    EAT TREE
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/20/10(Sat)20:42 No.8195007
    try to find the scent of food
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)20:42 No.8195016
    OW
    YAY COLOR, Also demand to know where we are (ask our wench)
    >> COMMISSAR FORON !!y4krTe8P2kd 02/20/10(Sat)20:43 No.8195020
    WALK THE FUCK OUT THE STUPID FOREST!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)20:43 No.8195029
    Color now, yay! Where's Olga?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)20:49 No.8195105
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    >>8195016
    YOU ASK THAT IDIOT- WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT BITCH?! SHE'S NOWHERE IN FUCKING SIGHT!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)20:50 No.8195118
    >>8195105
    OW
    FUCK, TIME TO HUNT HER DOWN
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/20/10(Sat)20:51 No.8195131
    >>8195118
    the viking child must know her scent, yeah?

    just need to find it
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/20/10(Sat)20:52 No.8195150
    OW MAYBE AFTER WE FIND THAT DUMB STUPID GIRL WE CAN LOOK FOR THAT FOP AND SEE HOW USEFUL HE IS WITHOUT HIS CRAP FLYER.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)20:59 No.8195250
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    >>8195118
    YOU START YOUR MAD HUNT THROUGH THE FOREST! YOUR RAGE MAINTAINS DUE TO THAT DUMB BITCH INCONVENIENCING YOU!

    FUCKING ROLL A D100 TO INVESTIGATE AND ROLL HIGH YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/20/10(Sat)21:02 No.8195295
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>8195250
    I get to kill this one when I find it, yeah?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:02 No.8195296
    OW
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:02 No.8195297
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>8195250
    OW START CHOPPING DOWN TREES THAT GET IN YOUR WAY TILL YOU FIND HER.
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/20/10(Sat)21:06 No.8195353
    >>8195297
    30, anon?

    you can't even pick up the axe in your monkey twig-arms, eh?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:06 No.8195364
    >>8194984
    shave your shitty beard off
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:10 No.8195423
    rolled 37 = 37

    FUCK SHIT
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:10 No.8195426
    OW I LOVE YOU SHOW THE WORLD SOME LOVE <3 <3 <3
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:11 No.8195428
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    >>8195295
    AFTER STRAINING YOUR FUCKING EYES AND ATTEMPTING TO BE A FUCKING DETECTIVE ABOUT THIS SHIT, YOU SPOT SOME BLOOD IN THE GRASS ALONG WITH DRAG MARKS LEADING AWAY FROM WHERE YOU FUCKING LANDED IN THE FOREST!
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/20/10(Sat)21:13 No.8195455
    >>8195428
    OW MUST FOLLOW TRAIL AND HAVE AXE READY TO HACK SMACK AND CHOP.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:19 No.8195550
    >>8195428
    WHERE THE FUCK DOES IT LEAD!?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:21 No.8195581
    >>8195428
    OW FUCK NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO HURT HER BUT US. FOLLOW THAT SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:23 No.8195610
    START KNOCKING DOWN TREES WITH YOUR SKULL UNTILL YOU FIND HER!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:24 No.8195625
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    >>8195455
    WHAT FUCKING AXE?! YOU THREW THAT SHIT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING FLYING MACHINE! YOU LOST IT ON YOUR FUCKING FALL DOWN! WHAT YOU DO HAVE IS A PIECE OF SHIT SWORD AND A FUCKING SHIELD!

    YOU HAVE A PLEASANT FUCKING STROLL THROUGH THE FUCKING WOODS, FOLLOWING THE TRAIL! EVENTUALLY YOU THINK YOU HEAR MUSIC!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:26 No.8195647
    >>8195625
    ASK THOSE FUCKERS WHERE OUR BITCH WENT, AND FIND MEANS TO GET DRUNK
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:29 No.8195688
    >>8195625
    OW FOLLOW THE FAGGY SOUND
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:29 No.8195695
    >>8195625
    OW

    MARCH IN THERE WITH MY SWORD AS ANGRY AS I AM AND DEMAND MY WHORE
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/20/10(Sat)21:29 No.8195696
    >>8195647
    AND TELL THEM TO PLAY BETTER THEY SOUND LIKE THEIR FUCKING THEIR INSTRUMENTS!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:39 No.8195827
    I'm not the one who suggested we axe the balloon, but I DID suggest we toss Englishboy out of the basket, when it looked like it was going to have to be either him or Olga.

    OW, SPLIT OUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER AND ASK HER WHERE OUR FOOD IS.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:41 No.8195863
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    >>8195827
    >suggested tossing Englishboy out of the airship
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:44 No.8195907
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    >>8195688
    YOU STUMBLE ACROSS OLGA PLAYING HER STUPID ASS MUSIC TO FUCKING FOREST SPIRITS! WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SHIT IS THIS?!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:45 No.8195912
    >>8195907
    OW, ANGRILY ASK A) WHERE OUR FOOD IS AND B) HOW OUR BALLAD IS COMING ALONG
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:46 No.8195925
    >>8195907
    OW TELL HER TO ASK THESE PUSSY SPIRITS WHERE A BIG ASS AWESOME CHALLENGE IS. BECAUSE WE NEED TO FIGHT SOMEONE FUCK.
    >> Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 02/20/10(Sat)21:51 No.8195989
    NOW THIS IS HOW A MONTHERFUCKING QUEST SHOULD GO DOWN
    GODDAMN
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:57 No.8196067
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    >>8195912
    "Is this really the fucking time for food or song Olaf?"

    THE FAGGY FOREST SPIRITS ARE GROWLING AT YOU. IT'S LIKE THEY ARE JUST ASKING FOR YOU TO KICK THEIR TEETH IN!

    "Fucking save me already you shit head berserker!"
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)21:59 No.8196083
    OW, KICK THEIR FUCKING TEETH IN
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/20/10(Sat)21:59 No.8196085
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>8196067
    not great with those little sticks, but here goes

    OW
    RUSH THE WYRM-THINGS AND POKE THEM WITH THE SWORD-STICK
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:00 No.8196104
    >>8196083
    ROLL FOR TEETH KICKING ASSHAT! D100 RIGHT NOW!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:02 No.8196134
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>8196104
    KICK THOSE TEETH IN
    >> Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 02/20/10(Sat)22:02 No.8196135
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>8196104
    THIS IS THE NUMBER OF TEETH KICKED IN
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:03 No.8196151
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>8196104
    OW, WE SHALL TAKE THEIR SKINS FOR COVERINGS AND THEIR TEETH AS TROPHIES OF WAR
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/20/10(Sat)22:07 No.8196220
    >>8196134
    >>8196135
    >>8196151
    all three of you monkeys rolled into one might be able to chop down a flower, viking-anons
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:10 No.8196251
    DON'T WORRY PISSCUNT I AM HERE AGAIN.
    FUCKING ARCHIVED:
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8194984/
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:10 No.8196258
    >>8196220
    DON'T BRING THAT SHIT HERE, SCARED OF SHADOWS.

    DON'T YOU DARE BRING THAT INFIGHTING INTO THIS QUEST

    JUST SHUT UP AND SIT BACK UNTIL NARRATOR GETS BACK TO US WITH A RESULT.
    >> Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/20/10(Sat)22:10 No.8196268
    >>8196067
    OW

    DROP KICK, PRONTO
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/20/10(Sat)22:12 No.8196293
    >>8196258
    ... you might make a good viking, viking-anon

    don't think I'd mess with you
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:12 No.8196307
    >>8196268
    YO TARVUS

    SO I HERD U LIEK DARK HERESY
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:13 No.8196323
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    >>8196085
    AND WOULDN'T YOU FUCKING KNOW IT?! THE FUCKING TROLL OF /TG/, THAT FURRY-FUCK FAKE ASS WOLF ACTUALLY GIVES YOU GUYS A GOOD ROLL! STEP THE FUCK UP OR YOU'LL MAKE US LOOK BAD!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:14 No.8196334
    >>8196323
    OW FUCK WEAPONS, USE OLGA TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THE SPIRITS. THATS WHAT SHE WANTS ANYWAYS
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:15 No.8196345
    >>8196334
    FUCK THIS

    OW, THAT FUCKING TEARS IT

    OW, TELL OLGA TO HIDE BEHIND SOME COVER AND TO NOT COME OUT UNTIL WE ARE DONE, THEN PROCEED TO CONSUME THE RAGE MUSHROOM.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:15 No.8196347
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>8196334

    accompanied roll.
    >> Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 02/20/10(Sat)22:15 No.8196350
    rolled 2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 1, 3, 1, 3, 1, 3, 1, 1, 3, 3, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 2, 3, 1, 1 = 49

    >>8196323
    WE MUST KILL FAST BUT SWORDS TOO SLOW
    PUNCH THE REST OF THOSE FUCKERS TO DEATH
    >> Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/20/10(Sat)22:16 No.8196361
    >>8196307

    CAN'T TALK

    BUSY WATCHING AWESOME IN PROGRESS

    OW! I SECOND >>8196334 , BUT GIVE HER YOUR HELMET
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:16 No.8196364
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>8196323
    OW RIP AND TEAR THEIRS GUTS.
    RIP AND TEAR!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:17 No.8196378
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>8196334
    SHE'S A GODDAMN WENCH, NOT A BLUNT WEAPON

    BESIDES, IF WE HURT OUR SKALD, WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO TELL GRAND TALES OF OUR HEROIC RAGE?

    NOT US, FOR FUCKING SURE, WE AREN'T FAGS WHO SING AND COMPOSE BALLADS.

    WE'RE THE ONES THE BALLADS ARE MADE ABOUT

    OW, CUT US SOME FOOKING SPIRITS WITH OUR RAGE.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:17 No.8196381
    >>8196350
    OW WE 'AVE 'ORNS! IMPALE SE FUKERS TO DEAS!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:17 No.8196384
    >>8196350
    PLEASE TELL ME THOSE WERE NOT ALL D100S.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:18 No.8196396
    >>8196384
    OW, THEY WERE 43d3S
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:18 No.8196407
    rolled 50 = 50

    OW

    COMBAT OPERANDI: VIKING DIPLOMACY
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:19 No.8196425
    >>8196407
    But we have no axe!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:19 No.8196426
    OP HERE! NOT SURE WHICH ONE TO FUCKING PICK, SO I'M GOING TO TALLY ALL THE ACTIONS PUT FORWARD SO FAR ABOVE ME. FUCKING DEMOCRACY!

    AS FOR >>8196347 , THE ROLL WASN'T HIGH ENOUGH!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:20 No.8196430
    >>8196361
    OH, I THINK YOU'LL TALK TO YOUR DEALER, TARVUS

    SORRY FOR BEING GONE, I'VE BEEN AWAY FROM HOME THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:21 No.8196448
    >>8196426
    OW, DO>>8196364

    OW, DO NOT WASTE OLGA OR RAGE MUSHROOM.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:21 No.8196454
    WHAT IS THIS FAGGOTRY? STOP IT AT ONCE, NO ONE EXCEPT I AM ALLOWED TO USE CAPS LOCK.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:21 No.8196456
    >>8196407


    THIS ISN'T MSPAINT ADVENTURE FUCKNUTS.
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/20/10(Sat)22:21 No.8196458
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>8196323
    why do you want to make me rage on you, fake-anon?

    I've been behaving in your thread, yeah?

    let's stomp these fucking green-squiggle-things
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:22 No.8196475
    >>8196426
    89 UP THIS MOTHERFUCKER >>8196364
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:23 No.8196491
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>8196334
    OW THIS ROLL IS LOW BECAUSE YOUR OLGA-PROFICIENCY NEEDS WORK
    >> Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 02/20/10(Sat)22:23 No.8196499
    rolled 3, 1, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 2, 2, 1, 3, 3 = 45

    >>8196458
    INVALID YOU DIDN'T YELL YOUR TYPING
    DAMN WE CAN'T SIT HERE WASTING TIME TO FUCKING DISCUSS THIS SHIT WE NEED TO START KILL THESE CUNTS QUICKLY
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/20/10(Sat)22:30 No.8196618
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>8196499
    FINE YOU FUCKING MONKEY

    YOU THINK IT DOESNT BOTHER ME WHEN YOU CALL ME A TROLL AND A MONKEY?

    ITS FUNNY TO YOU? YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY TO ME? YOUR FRESH EVISCERATED CORPSE STEAMING IN THE COLD AIR
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:31 No.8196629
    >>8196618
    >rolled 1 = 1
    FURFAG FAIL
    GET OUT OF HERE SCARED OF SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:32 No.8196641
    >>8196618
    THAT'S SOME PROPER VIKING SPEAK! AND ROLL BETTER NEXT TIME
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:32 No.8196649
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    >>8196618

    I think we got you first.
    >> Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 02/20/10(Sat)22:32 No.8196651
    rolled 1, 3, 2, 2, 1, 3, 3, 3, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 3, 3, 2, 2, 3 = 55

    >>8196618
    A ONE
    A FUCKING ONE
    OUT OF ALL THE SHITTY NUMBERS, ONE
    OLAF PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN COUNT BECAUSE HE'S TOO BUSY BEING ANGRY AND KILLING SHIT AND EVEN HE KNOWS YOU ARE A FUCKING GODDAMN FAILURE YOU..YOU....DOUBLE FAGGOT
    >> Leman Russ 02/20/10(Sat)22:32 No.8196659
    >>8196618

    Harsh. Lets hope we're playing DH...
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/20/10(Sat)22:33 No.8196663
    >>8196629
    stop projecting your furfag shit ONTO ME

    it's always been you

    I am NOT A FUCKING FURRY
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:33 No.8196677
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    >>8196448
    >>8196364
    RIP AND TEAR! THERE IS A SHIT LOAD OF THEM! THERE WILL BE A SHIT LOAD OF GUTS! ROLL TO CONTINUE RIPPING AND TEARING!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:35 No.8196702
    >>8196663
    FINE

    WE'RE SPECIESIST

    IF YOU HAVEN'T FUCKING NOTICED, WE DON'T EVEN GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT HUMANS, MUCH LESS SOME FUCKING WEREWOLF

    YOU'LL BE A FOOTNOTE IN THE BALLAD OF OLAF WHISTLEAXE, YOU GODDAMN WOLF, AND YOUR PELT SHALL BE LAID BEFORE OUR HEARTH.
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/20/10(Sat)22:35 No.8196708
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>8196677
    SLAUGHTER THE FUCKING ANON-SPIRITS

    ANON GENOCIDE TONIGHT
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:36 No.8196719
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>8196677
    OW FUCK YEAH RIP N' TEAR
    >> Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/20/10(Sat)22:36 No.8196720
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>8196677
    CHAAAAAAARGE
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:36 No.8196727
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    >>8196663
    SURE YOU ARE FUCKING WOLF-PRETENDING FAGGOT.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:37 No.8196742
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>8196720
    >>8196720
    OW, FUCK YEAH 100
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:37 No.8196745
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>8196677
    RIP AND TEAR WITH A VENGEANCE
    >> Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/20/10(Sat)22:38 No.8196759
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>8196720

    OW

    I HUMBLY REQUEST A DROP-KICK OF NUCLEAR PROPORTIONS
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/20/10(Sat)22:39 No.8196776
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>8196727
    how would a wolf even USE A FUCKING COMPUTER, SHITHEAD?
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/20/10(Sat)22:39 No.8196794
    OW! NO RIPPING! NO TEARING! THOSE ARE FOR BABIES! REAL MEN CRUSH THEIR ENEMY'S HEAD TILL IT IMPLODES!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:40 No.8196800
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>8196720
    >FUCKING 100
    OW LET OUT A SCREAM OF RAGE AND EVERY SPIRIT FUCKING EXPLODE FROM THE SHEER POWER OF THE SHOCWAVE
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/20/10(Sat)22:41 No.8196820
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>8196794
    FUUUUUUUCK!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:41 No.8196824
    >>8196776
    HOW THE FUCK SHOULD WE KNOW? ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS RIP N' TEAR, AND SON, JUDGING BY THAT 100, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL OUT OF SHIT-FACED FOREST SPRITES TO FUCK UP

    LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE SHIT OUT OF LUCK ONCE WE'RE DONE HERE.
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/20/10(Sat)22:42 No.8196832
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>8196820
    DOUBLE FUUUUUUCK!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:42 No.8196835
    >>8196708
    LET'S SEE HERE... PRETENDING TO BE AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANIMAL? CHECK.

    YOU'RE A GODDAMN FURRY.

    GTFO AND STOP RUINING THIS BOARD.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:45 No.8196884
    ALRIGHT FAGGOTS

    TIME TO IGNORE SCARED OF BITCHY SHADOWS, WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS.

    WE HAVE RIPPING AND TEARING TO DO.

    IGNORE IT, AND WE CAN GO BACK TO BEING VIKINGS
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/20/10(Sat)22:47 No.8196908
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>8196824
    YOU GOING TO POKE ME WITH THOSE LITTLE STICKS, CHIMP?

    WE KILLED ALL THE SPIRITS BY NOW, YEAH?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:49 No.8196940
    >>8196618
    Does it make you feel better, making threats over the internet? Does it help ease the pain, knowing that you are just some socially awkward nerd pretending to be something that has power you will never have?

    Sorry for the extra post. I'll shut up, now.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:51 No.8196964
    >>8196940
    SEE >>8196884

    NOW, BACK TO OUR VIKING ACTIVITIES!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:55 No.8197023
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    >>8196708
    YOU FUCKING RIP AN ARM OFF OF ONE OF THE STUPID SPIRITS!
    >>8196719
    YOU FUCKING FAIL AT HITTING THE OF ONE, IT FUCKING HITS YOU INSTEAD!
    >>8196720
    YOU FUCKING SEPARATE ONE OF THE SPIRIT ASSHOLES HEAD FROM IT'S BODY!
    >>8196742
    YOU FUCKING MISS!
    >>8196745
    YOU GET A LEG!

    WAIT A FUCKING SECOND! IS THAT A FUCKING DRYAD?!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:57 No.8197054
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>8197023
    OW CATCH THE FUCKING DRYAD AND BASH IT UNTIL IT... WHATEVER
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:57 No.8197062
    >>8197023
    OW, TELL HER TO STEP THE FUCK BACK IF SHE DOESN'T WANT A SWORD IN HER ASS. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
    >> Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/20/10(Sat)22:57 No.8197065
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>8197023
    OW

    JUMP THE DRYAD
    >> Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 02/20/10(Sat)22:57 No.8197067
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>8197023
    RAPE
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/20/10(Sat)22:58 No.8197073
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>8197023
    CHOKE THE DRYAD WITH ONE HAND HOLDING IT ON THE GROUND WHILE SMASHING IT IN THE HEAD WITH WHATEVER COMES TO HAND FIRST
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:58 No.8197076
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    rolled 94 = 94

    >>8197023
    OW CAPTURE HER
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:59 No.8197090
    >>8197076
    ...FOR CHAOS?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)22:59 No.8197092
    OW CATCH THAT BITCH
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:01 No.8197121
    >>8197062
    >>8197054
    OW, WE OBVIOUSLY INTIMIDATED HER INTO COWERING HELPLESSLY ON THE GROUND WITH THE COMBINATION OF THESE TWO.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:10 No.8197254
    OW Water the dryad :3
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:14 No.8197312
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    >>8197054
    >>8197062
    >>8197065
    >>8197067
    >>8197073
    >>8197076
    YOU GRAB THE STUPID TREE BITCH BY THE THROAT BEFORE SHE CAN ESCAPE! YOU ARE JUST ABOUT TO IMPLEMENT YOUR AMAZING PLAN WHEN SHE DECIDES SHE'S ALLOWED TO SPEAK!

    "Uh... I surrender?"

    SURRENDER? SURRENDER?! Wait... what does that mean again?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:16 No.8197339
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>8197312
    OW THAT MEANS YOU GOT YOURSELF A NEW SKALD.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:16 No.8197340
    >>8197312
    OW, IT MEANS WE SLAP HER AROUND A BIT AND ASK HER WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON HERE
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:16 No.8197343
    >>8197312
    OW ASK HER WHAT DOES THIS WORD FUCKING MEAN WHILE PUNCHING HER REPEATEDLY
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:16 No.8197351
    >>8197312

    OW GET OLGA TO DEFINE THAT SHIT BEFORE YOU EVISCERATE THE DRYAD IN A FIT OF ILLITERACY

    BITCH IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BRAINY TYPE
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:17 No.8197373
    >>8197339
    >>8197340
    COMBO TIEM

    WE TELL HER TO TELL US WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON AND OLGA GETS A NEW FRIEND.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:19 No.8197408
    >>8197351
    >>8197343
    >>8197340
    >>8197339
    COMBINAN'

    SLAP THE DRYAD AROUND A BIT, THEN ASK OLGA WHAT SURRENDER MEANS. OLGA GETS NEW UNDERSTUDY/TRAVELING COMPANION SO SHE ISN'T CONSTANTLY BITCHING AT US AND SHE HAS SOMEBODY TO TALK TO.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:22 No.8197452
    >>8197408
    If she is a "standard" dryad, she can't get far away from her tree, no?
    >> Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/20/10(Sat)23:27 No.8197550
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>8197312
    OW
    IT MEANS SHE GIVES UP
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:29 No.8197588
    >>8197452
    WE TEAR THAT FUCKER OUT OF THE GROUND AND CARRY IT AROUND WITH US

    WE NEED A NEW BOAT ANYWAY.
    >> Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 02/20/10(Sat)23:31 No.8197614
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>8197588
    WE FORGE THE FIRST DRYAD BOAT
    FUCK YES
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:33 No.8197650
    >>8197614
    INB4 OLAF WHISTLEAXE AND OLGA THE WINDWAKER
    >> Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/20/10(Sat)23:35 No.8197681
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>8197614
    >>8197614

    OW

    I SECOND THIS
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:38 No.8197731
    holy fucking shit
    fuck yes to the dryad boat. Make it grow berries while we sail as well so we can eat instead of slapping olga around until she fishes something up.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:39 No.8197762
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    >>8197408
    >>8197452
    >>8197614
    WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?! OH YEAH! YOU FUCKING LEVEL UP TOO!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:40 No.8197768
    >>8197731
    TIE DRYAD TO PROW
    ADVICEOW.JPEG
    CREATE WINDWAKER BOAT
    >> Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 02/20/10(Sat)23:41 No.8197784
    >>8197762
    >A SMILE
    OH GOD WHAT
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:41 No.8197785
    >>8197762
    OW WHAT DOES THE LVL UP GIVES US?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:42 No.8197797
    >>8197762
    OW, ANY NEW ABILITIES OR ANYTHING, WE NEED TO RAPE SHIT HARDER
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:43 No.8197816
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    >>8197762
    OW, TELL HER TO TELL US WHERE HER TREE IS

    ITS FUCKING LUMBERJACK TIE-

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    WE HAVE NO AXE
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:44 No.8197835
    >>8197816
    WE HAVE TEETH
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:46 No.8197877
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    >>8197785
    YOU GAIN 1 MOTHERFUCKING PERMANENT STAT BONUS AND 5 EXTRA BEAT-DOWN TOLERANCE!

    WHAT STAT TO YOU PLACE IT IN?!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:47 No.8197890
    >>8197877
    SMARTABILITY. SO WE CAN FIND OUT MORE WAYS OF BEATING STUFF DOWN.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:48 No.8197899
    >>8197877
    RAGE OR STRENGTH, SERIOUSLY
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:48 No.8197905
    >>8197877
    MUSHROOM
    >> Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/20/10(Sat)23:48 No.8197907
    OW

    RAGE, RAGE IS BETTER THAN ANY OF THOSE OTHER CRAPPY STATS.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:49 No.8197913
    OW, STRENGTH OR RAGE
    >> Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 02/20/10(Sat)23:49 No.8197914
    >>8197877
    OW, CREATE NEW STAT: MAGICIALABILITY
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:50 No.8197936
    >>8197877
    OW STRONGNESS FOR RIP AND TEAR.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:50 No.8197940
    >>8197877
    BADASSNESS
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:50 No.8197943
    >>8197914
    FUCK THIS SHIT!
    OW GO FOR STRENGTH!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:52 No.8197970
    IS RAGE EVEN A STAT

    SEEM TO RECALL IT BEING MORE FLEXIBLE THAN THAT

    ALSO OW PUT THAT STRONGNESS UP YOU NEED TO RIP AND TEAR THE OCEAN ITSELF
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:52 No.8197971
    Strongness, we need to pump up our viking, he looks scrawny.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:52 No.8197977
    >>8197877
    OW FACIAL STRUCTURE
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:52 No.8197979
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>8197877
    OW QUICKNESS
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:53 No.8197993
    WE DON''T NEED TO UPGRADE RAGE, WE CAN JUST BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF SOMEONE OR EAT SOME MUSHROOMS FOR A BONUS.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:54 No.8198006
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    >>8197907
    YOU ARE SO ANGRY! SO ODIN BLESSED ANGRY! YOUR RAGE IS PERMANENTLY SET TO 2! SADLY, YOU FUCKING CAN'T RAISE THIS STAT AGAIN UNTIL LEVEL 5!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:54 No.8198015
    OW PUT IT IN STRENGTH YOUR RAGE GOES UP AND DOWN NO MATTER WHAT AND WITH TWO LOUD WENCHES BEHIND YOU NOW IT WILL PROLLY BE FULL ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
    >> Dark Hero Axel !SmghFloNNE 02/20/10(Sat)23:56 No.8198044
    >>8198006
    SHIT OW GET BACK TO REALITY
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:57 No.8198057
    >>8198006
    OW
    DOUBLE RAGE TO DEAL WITH DOUBLE WENCHES
    NOW DEMAND THE TREE TELL YOU JUST WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)23:57 No.8198073
    >>8198015

    GOOD JOB OW, NOW YOU SHALL BE TWICE A RAGE
    IF WE GET ENOUGH WE SHALL MAKE A PARABOLIC CURVE OF FREAKING RAGE

    NOW MAKE THE BOAT WITH YOUR ANGER, MAKE SEATS FROM THE DRYAD'S BUTTCHEEKS
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/21/10(Sun)00:09 No.8198246
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>8198073
    would fucking BURN HER and cook those SHITASS GREEN THINGS for food
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:10 No.8198275
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>8198006
    OW LET'S JUST GET THE FUCK OUT THIS CRAPPY FOREST.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:13 No.8198310
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    >>8198044
    YOU GET THE FUCK BACK TO THE SITUATION AT HAND!
    >>8198057
    YOU QUESTION THE DYRAD ABOUT HER SHADY ACTIVITIES USING YOUR EMPOWERED RAGE TO INTIMIDATE THE FUCK OUT OF HER!

    "H-hey! Calm down! I swear to Mother Gaia I thought she was alone! I just wanted to hear some music! Honest! I- whoa! Where are you going?!"

    >>8198073
    INTENDING TO MAKE YOURSELF A NEW BITCHING SWEET BOAT, THE STUPID TREE BITCH GETS IN THE WAY.

    "What are you going to do to this tree?!"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:13 No.8198314
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    OW, WE MUST GO TO SEA AND FIGHT A GREAT WHITE SHARK

    LIKE

    A

    BOSS
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:15 No.8198363
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>8198310
    OW THREATEN TO BURN THIS ENTIRE FOREST DOWN IF SHE DOES NOT MAKE A BOAT FOR YOU RIGHT THE FUCKING NOW.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:15 No.8198365
    OW USE YOUR FUCKING HANDS AND FINGERNAILS TO CARVE OUT A FUCKING HOLE IN HER BODY SO YOU AND OLGA CAN SET SAIL ONCE MORE ON YOUR DRYAD-BOAT TO CONQUER MORE LANDS
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/21/10(Sun)00:15 No.8198366
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>8198310
    you can help CHOP DOWN SOME FUCKING TREES or we're making the boat OUT OF YOUR CORPSE
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:15 No.8198367
    >>8198310

    ASK DRYAD FOR NEW BOAT, OFFER TRADE OF VIKING PROPORTIONS, BOAT FOR NOTHING.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:15 No.8198368
    >>8198310
    OW, WE NEED A NEW BOAT

    AND GUESS WHAT, YOU PISSED ME OFF, SO THAT THERE TREE IS GOING TO BE IT

    GOT ANY REASON I SHOULD SPARE IT AFTER ALL THE FUCKING TROUBLE YOU PUT ME THROUGH?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:16 No.8198377
    >>8198310
    OW

    "I'M GONNA MAKE A BOAT AND YOU'LL BE A SEA DRYAD! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:17 No.8198398
    >>8198310
    "WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A GOD DAMN BOAT AND THEN I'M GOING TO ROW MY WAY BACK HOME. THE FASTER I GET TO CUT DOWN THIS TREE THE LESS TIME I SPEND IN YOUR FOREST. I THINK WE CAN BOTH AGREE THE MORE TIME I SPEND HERE THE CHANCES OF THIS THING GOING UP IN SMOKE FROM PURE RAGE INCREASE EXPONENTIALLY.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:18 No.8198406
    >>8198366
    FUCK YES

    IT IS CHOPPING TIME
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:19 No.8198428
    OW WHY DO YOU ALL WANT A BOAT?
    WE STILL HAVE PILLAGING TO DO YOU FAGGY CUNTS
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:22 No.8198467
    >>8198428
    WE CAN'T GET OUT OF THE FUCKING ASS-CUNT OF NOWHERE IF WE DON'T HAVE A SHIT-EATING BOAT.

    WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT US TO DO, FLY TO ANOTHER PLA-

    OH WAIT, WE FUCKED UP THE FLYING MACHINE

    SO SIT DOWN, SHUT THE FUCK, AND STAY QUIET WHILE WE GET OUR FUCKING BOAT.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:24 No.8198505
    ow has a loud mind :3c

    passionately kiss olga and let her know that you'll be back with a boat for the both of you to sail on. assure her of your endless love for her, and your dire need to conquer so that you can present her a castle as a proposal gift - so that she might reign as queen of your empire.

    rage bar converts into love bar
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/21/10(Sun)00:27 No.8198543
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    >>8198505

    YOU SUCK.
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/21/10(Sun)00:30 No.8198592
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    >>8198505
    ... who are you?

    KILL THE SPY FROM THE SOUTHLANDS
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:31 No.8198610
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    >>8198543
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:31 No.8198614
    OW CHOP DOWN HER TREE AND MAKE HER INTO A FUCKING BOAT!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:33 No.8198635
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    >>8198505
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:34 No.8198657
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    >>8198314
    >>8198363
    >>8198365
    >>8198366
    >>8198367
    >>8198368
    >>8198398
    >>8198467
    SUDDENLY HATING ALL GREAT WHITE SHARKS, YOU ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN TO THE DRYAD YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY AND THEN GIVE HER, HER OPTIONS.

    FOR SOME REASON SHE GROWS PALE AND A FEW FUCKING LEAVES FALL OUT OF HER "HAIR".

    "Y-you can't! I'll die! There's other trees! Can't you pick an older one?!"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:35 No.8198668
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    >>8198610
    ow, why must you guys shout all the time? You need to chill out.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:36 No.8198677
    OW:
    OLDER MEANS BIGGER AND STONGER! FIND THE BIGGEST FUCKING TREE IN THE FOREST!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:36 No.8198682
    >>8198657
    OW
    WHAT OLDER ONE. COUNT TO THREE AND IF THERE IS NO OLDER ONE IN THREE THERE IS SOME TREE-CHOPPING-BURNING TO BE HAD.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/21/10(Sun)00:36 No.8198684
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    >>8198657

    Incidentally, that face reminds me a lot of the Bad Guy quest...

    >>8198610
    <
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:36 No.8198688
    >>8198467
    OW SHE IS NO WORTHY OPPONENT.
    GO CHOP THE MOTHERFUCKING BIGGEST TREE OF THE FOREST.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:36 No.8198689
    >>8198657
    Rape her so hard she becomes human.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:37 No.8198692
    >>8198682
    >INDISCRIMINATE TREE-CHOPPING-BURNING
    OW FIXED
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:37 No.8198705
    >>8198657
    OW

    "FINE, BUT I BETTER NOT HEAR ANY COMPLAINTS FROM YOU."

    THEN CHOP DOWN SOME FUCKING TREES AND SAIL THE LAND BACK HOME.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:38 No.8198706
    >>8198657
    OW

    BIGGER, BADDER TREES ARE NEEDED. WHINY DRIAD TREES WON'T MAKE AN AWESOME BOAT
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:38 No.8198710
    >>8198657
    YES NEW TREE, DON'T LET THE ANGER SUBSIDE WE NEED TO KILL A SHARK. WE NEED A HUGE BOAT TO GET A HUGE SHARK. TELL HER TO LEAD US TO THE BIGGEST BADDEST MOTHERFUCKING TREE RIGHT NOW.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:38 No.8198712
    >>8198657
    OW, HAVE HER LEAD YOU TO THE MIGHTIEST TREE OF ALL, FUCK
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:38 No.8198719
    OW CHOP DOWN SOME OTHER TREE FOR THE HULL, BUT UPROOT HER AND USE HER AS THE FUCKING MAST!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:40 No.8198738
    >>8198684

    >Incidentally, that face reminds me a lot of the Bad Guy quest...

    funny, now I can't unsee it.
    >> User !!ns66oYRrCwr 02/21/10(Sun)00:40 No.8198741
    THIS FUCKING THREAD IS MAGNIFACENT.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:40 No.8198742
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:40 No.8198746
    >>8198719
    OW AND STRAP OLGA TO THE MAST. AGAIN.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:43 No.8198780
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    >>8198677
    YOU FIND THE BIGGEST FUCKING TREE IN THE FOREST!
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/21/10(Sun)00:44 No.8198800
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>8198780
    GET SWINGING THAT STICK, BOY
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:45 No.8198807
    >>8198780
    THAT TREE IS HUGE, THAT MUST MEAN IT HAS.... UH... THAT TREE IS HUGE!

    RIP AND TEAR!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:45 No.8198808
    >>8198780
    OW MOTHERFUCKING BITE IT IN HALF!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:45 No.8198811
    >>8198780
    OW
    NOW MARK IT AS YOURS AND GET TO WORK. GET THE WENCHES TO WORK TOO.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:45 No.8198813
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>8198780
    OW.
    Tell the girls to leave you alone with it. Eat the Berserk mushroom.
    TURN THIS TREE INTO THE BIGGEST GODDAMN SHARK KILLING BOAT ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN IN A BLIND MINDLESS KILLING RAGE.

    RAGECRAFTING.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:46 No.8198828
    OW:
    CUT THAT TREE THE FUCK DOWN AND BUILD A BOAT SO MIGHTY THAT THE ELDER FEELS YOUR MIGHT.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:46 No.8198830
    OW

    CUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN, USE THE AXE, USE YOUR HELMET, USE OLGA, HELL, USE YOUR TEETH. LET'S SHOW THAT FUCKING TWIG WHO'S BOSS.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:47 No.8198835
    OW DO THE SAME FUCKING THING AS WITH OUR FIRST BOAT, TAKING LONGER OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE THIS TREE IS FUCKING HUGE. USE OUR OUR BETTER RAGE TO MAKE IT LOOK FUCKING ANGRY TO STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF OUR FOES. OH, AND FUCKING USE THAT DRYAD'S TREE AS A GODDAMNED MAST. SHE WON'T FUCKING DIE, IT'S A GODDAMMED BLUFF!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:49 No.8198866
    OW
    TO HELL WITH A BOAT.
    KNOCK THAT TREE DOWN, EAT BERSERKER MUSHROOM, STRAP OLGA AND DRYAD TO TREE, THROW TREE INTO HORIZON, JUMP ON TREE, SURF ON TREE.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:50 No.8198886
    >>8198866
    OW SURF AIRBORNE TREE INTO SHARK'S GAPING MAW.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:51 No.8198904
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>8198780
    RIP AND TEAR!
    RIP AND TEARS HIS TRUNK!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:53 No.8198939
    OW TEAR THE FUCKING TREE OUT OF THE GROUND, CARVE IT INTO A BOAT WITH BARE HANDS, UPROOT DRYAD AND STICK HER INTO THE BOAT AS A MAST!

    SHE WONT DIE BECAUSE SHE CAN GET NEUTRENTS FROM THE ROTTING WOOD OF THE BOAT!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:57 No.8198989
    >>8198939

    DRYADS DON'T WORK THAT WAY, BUT IT BRINGS TO MIND A FINE IDEA

    DIG UP THE BITCH'S TREE AND STICK IT ON OUR NEW GIANT BOAT AS A MAST THAT WAT SHE CAN LIVE HANGING OFF THE FRONT OF OUR SHIP
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:58 No.8199006
    >>8198989
    THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS SUGGESTING FAGOT!

    ALSO YOU FORGOT OW
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)00:58 No.8199008
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    >>8198800
    >>8198807
    >>8198808
    >>8198811
    >>8198813
    >>8198828
    >>8198830
    >>8198835
    >>8198866
    >>8198886
    >>8198904
    >>8198939
    "Olaf... You can't fucking be serious. You don't have an axe anymore, you're only so strong, and that tree is massive. Please. Please tell me you're going to think calmly about this for just a few minutes."

    FUCKING OLGA! ALWAYS NAY-SAYING!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:00 No.8199025
    >>8199008
    OW OUR TEETH ARE OUR AXE

    GET TO WORK
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:00 No.8199028
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>8199008
    OW RAGE THINKING
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:00 No.8199029
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>8199008
    OW FUCKING DO IT. FUCKING SHOW HER WHY SHE'S YOUR BITCH. TEAR A BOAT OUT OF THAT TREE RIGHT NOW A WHOLE BOAT DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU HAVE TO DO JUST FUCKING DO IT. THIS IS TAKING TOO GODDAMN LONG.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:01 No.8199043
    >>8199008

    OW PUNCH AND KNEED THE TREE WITH RAGE UNTIL IT ACHIEVES THE CONSISTENCY OF A RIGHT PROPER SHIP.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:01 No.8199048
    rolled 91 = 91

    >>8199028
    >>8199029
    OW. THOSE ROLLS ARE TERRIBLE I WILL MAKE MINE BETTER WITH RAGE AS A TYPE. I DO AGREE WE SHOULDN'T GIVE IN TO WHINING HOWEVER.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:01 No.8199052
    rolled 7 = 7

    OW, FUCKING PUNCH THE TREE IN THE DICK FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:01 No.8199054
    >>8199025
    >>8199028
    >>8199029
    >>8199043
    OP HERE. I'M FUCKING LAUGHING.
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/21/10(Sun)01:03 No.8199081
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>8199008
    TREE-PERSON-THING

    YOUR ASS IS GOING TO MAKE A FINE SLED IF YOU DON'T TELL ME A WAY TO TURN THIS SHITASS TREE INTO A BOAT
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:04 No.8199102
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>8199054
    OW PUNCH THE OP IN THE DICK FOR MOCKING YOU
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:05 No.8199112
    >>8199008
    SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S ASKING FOR ANOTHER BLACK EYE!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:05 No.8199121
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    >>8199043
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:05 No.8199122
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    >>8199048
    YES. THIS IS HOW YOU ROLL RAGE THE NUMBERS HIGHER GODDAMN IT. TEAR THAT TREE APART.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:07 No.8199148
    >>8199006
    >>8198989

    THE DRYAD DOESN'T NEED THE NUTRIENTS, HER TREE DOES. WITHOUT HER TREE, SHE DIES, SHE WE NEED TO UPROOT HER TREE, NOT HER.

    OW
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:07 No.8199149
    Tell me this shit's being archived?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:10 No.8199195
    >>8199149
    Its not only archived, its part of a series. This is thread 3
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:11 No.8199205
    >>8199148
    YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING MEANT YOU FUCKING FAGOT!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:13 No.8199232
    >>8199149 see >>8196251
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:15 No.8199254
    >>8199195
    >part of a series

    I assumed as much.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:15 No.8199257
    FUCK EVER SINCE WE STARTED SEEING IN COLOR OUR RAGE HAS BEEN SLOWED. FUCK FUCK FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:15 No.8199260
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    >>8199048
    >>8199081
    AFTER COLLABORATING WITH YOURSELF WHILE OLGA CONTINUES TO SUGGEST A SMALLER, LESS IMPRESSIVE TREE, YOU PERSUADE THE DRYAD AGAIN. SHE MANAGES TO TILT THE MASSIVE TREE BEFORE ALL HER MAGICIOSITY RUNS OUT!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:16 No.8199267
    >>8199260

    OW GNAW OUT THE FUCKING ROOTS FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:17 No.8199285
    >>8199260

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT UNDER THE TREE SHIT IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE A MINE OR SOMETHING
    >> RAAAAAAAAAGEFIST Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:18 No.8199298
    rolled 48 = 48

    TELL THE FUCKING TREE HE BETTER CALL FOR THE AMBERLAMPS, CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO SLAP HIS SHIT!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:22 No.8199354
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>8199298
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:22 No.8199364
    >>8199260
    OW

    SUMMON ALL THE RAGE I HAVE FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY FURY AND CHANNEL IT INTO FINISHING THAT SONUVABITCH TREE OFF
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:22 No.8199367
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    >Biggest fucking tree in the forest

    Are you guys compensating for something?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:25 No.8199397
    >>8199367

    we are compensating for our lack of vehicular transportation.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:25 No.8199404
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>8199260
    OW FUCKING RAGE HEADBUTT IT TO SUBMISSION
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:28 No.8199438
    >>8199298
    >>8199354
    >>8199364
    >>8199404
    SACRIFICE TEMPORARY LEVEL 3 RAGE TO COMPLETE THY TASK?

    IF SO, ROLL 1D100+30!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:30 No.8199459
    rolled 7 + 30 = 37

    >>8199438
    I SEE NO OTHER OPTION, RAGE CRAFTING GO!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:30 No.8199467
    rolled 48 + 30 = 78

    ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHG
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:30 No.8199469
    >>8199438
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:32 No.8199481
    >>8199438
    BY THE POWERS OF FURY AND MIGHT

    THIS SUCKING FUCKING TREE BASTARD WILL BECOME MY NEW BOAT
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:33 No.8199496
    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:33 No.8199498
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>8199438
    FUCKING WASTE. YOUR NORMAL RAGE SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR A FUCKING STICK OF WOOD
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:33 No.8199508
    THOSE ARE SOME CRAPPY ROLLS
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:33 No.8199510
    rolled 50 + 30 = 80

    >>8199496
    SO ANGRY I FORGOT TO DO THE DICE THING PROPERLY

    FUUUUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:34 No.8199514
    rolled 4 + 30 = 34

    >>8199467
    >>8199438
    RAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:34 No.8199519
    rolled 78 + 30 = 108

    >>8199508
    INDEED.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:37 No.8199549
    OW LETS GET THAT MOTHERFUCKHEN TREE AND THEN WE GO AND GET SOME MOTHERFUCKIN SHARKS MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER
    MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:39 No.8199577
    rolled 31 = 31

    YOU DUMBASSES, NONE OF YOU CAUGHT HIS ATTENTION

    OW, BY THE POWER OF WHISTLEAXE, SUMMON FORTH THE GREAT, ICY RAGE OF THE AESIR AND FATHER ODIN!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:41 No.8199591
    rolled 78 + 30 = 108

    FUCK ALL OF YOU I AM RAGE KING MACHINE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
    THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
    TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:41 No.8199601
    OW
    NOT HAVING AN AXE IS FUCKING STUPID AS ALL HELL, WE NEED TO FIND A NEW ONE, SERIOUSLY BERSERKERS NEED AXES, THIS IS BULLSHIT
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:41 No.8199602
    rolled 66 + 30 = 96

    >>8199577
    YOU DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT EITHER FAGGOT

    >OW, BY THE POWER OF WHISTLEAXE, SUMMON FORTH THE GREAT, ICY RAGE OF THE AESIR AND FATHER ODIN!

    FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:42 No.8199603
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    >>8199459
    FAIL!

    YOUR RAGE LOWERS BACK TO LEVEL 2!
    >>8199519
    NICE ROLL! TOO BAD IT WAS LATE! NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO SIT AROUND IN A GAY FOREST UNTIL THE NEXT DAY WHEN THAT STUPID TREE WOMAN REGAINS HER MAGICIOCITY POWER! THAT OR USE MORE RAGE AND TRY AGAIN! LUCKY FOR YOU YOUR RAGE WILL COME BACK AFTER A SHORT TIME SINCE YOU LEVELED IT.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:42 No.8199617
    >>8199519
    >= 108
    >>8199591
    >= 108
    >This post
    >mind = blown
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:44 No.8199639
    >>8199617
    OP HERE! HOLY SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:44 No.8199646
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    rolled 93 = 93

    LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS CALMLY GUYS. I'M SURE THERE'S A PEACEFUL SOLUTION HERE SOMEWHERE.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:44 No.8199651
    >>8199603
    OW Tell Olga to jabber more useless crap to piss us off and help rebuild our rage
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:45 No.8199659
    rolled 19 + 30 = 49

    >>8199603
    FUCK MAN FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK

    GOD DAMN IT RAGE RAGE RAGE.

    GRAB THE DYRAD AND OUR WENCH'S TITS TILL WE GET ANGRY DUE TO THEIR BITCHING ABOUT IT.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:46 No.8199675
    >>8199617
    Look at the post endings well

    FOOKING MAGICIOSITY

    OW, I THINK THOSE MUST BE WORTH SOMETHING
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:47 No.8199684
    >>8199659

    ... wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:47 No.8199687
    KILL EVERYTHING!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:49 No.8199717
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>8199603
    OW NICE FAIL.
    NOW SEARCH THE NEAREST TOWN TO PILLAGE AND SHIT. OR SOMETHING BIG AND SCARY IN THE FOREST TO RIP'N'TEAR.
    WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.
    >> Angry CEO !.niavH1YaM 02/21/10(Sun)01:54 No.8199775
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    >>8199717
    WHAT WAS THAT? FAIL? THE THING YOU JUST DID?

    SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK, BOYO.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:54 No.8199793
    rolled 51 = 51

    OW
    STANDING AROUND DOING NOTHING IS MAKING YOU GAY, GO RAPE HEAPS OF SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:55 No.8199804
    >>8199659
    THEY WILL BITCH ENDLESSLY AND MAKE US EXTRA ANGRY IF WE SEXUALLY HARASS THEM.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:58 No.8199846
    >>8199804
    OW BEST PLAN EVER
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)01:59 No.8199873
    >>8199775
    YEAH I'LL ADMIT THAT WAS SHITFAIL.
    BUT DON'T GO CALLING ME BOYO YOU WEEABOO PISSFAGGOT.
    >> Ceiling Tau 02/21/10(Sun)02:02 No.8199910
    YELL AT THE ODIN-DAMNED TREE UNTIL IT FORMS ITSELF INTO A FUCKING BOAT. IM SICK OF THIS BADGER DICK CUNT TREE
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:03 No.8199943
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    >>8199651
    IT'S ANNOYING, BUT NOT AS MADDENING AS YOU HOPE! FUCK, YOU'RE TO USED TO HER SHIT FOR IT TO DO MORE THAN MAINTAIN YOUR RAGE!
    >>8199675
    THIS IS TRUE! DUE TO THE ANCIENT TREE GETTING IT'S SHIT TILTED BY A DRYAD EXPENDING ALL OF HER MAGIC TO TRY AND KILL IT, A MAGIC AXE SHOWS THE FUCK UP!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:06 No.8199981
    >>8199943
    OW

    GIVE ODIN A BROFIST IN THANKS, THEN CUT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT TREE
    >> scared of shadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 02/21/10(Sun)02:07 No.8199993
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>8199943
    THIS TREE STOOD FOR 400 YEARS FOR THE DAY I WOULD COME TO END ITS FUCKING MISERY

    CHOP CHOP WOODEY FUCKER
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/21/10(Sun)02:08 No.8200001
    rolled 43 = 43

    OW NOW CUT THAT TREE DOWN! VERTICALLY!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:09 No.8200004
    FUCK YEAH MAGIC AXE, NOW LET'S GET TO CHOPPING.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:11 No.8200057
    THIS IS TAKING FOREVER OP THIS IS ABOUT VIKINGS WE SHOULD BE KILLING DRINKING OR FEELING UP ONE OF THESE BITCHES.

    FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:17 No.8200118
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    >>8199981
    FUCK YEAH! THAT TREE IS FUCKING DEAD! YOU GIVE ODIN A MASSIVE BROFIST AND FUCKING GET TO WORK!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:20 No.8200169
    >>8200118
    FUCK YEAH, LET'S CRAFT THIS SHIT AND UPROOT THE DRYAD AND HER TREE FOR OUR MAST.

    ALSO JESUS CHRIST FUCK WE'RE AUTOSAGING.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:21 No.8200185
    OW FUCK LAUNCH INTO A GODDAMN NEW THREAD.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:23 No.8200220
    >>8200118

    IS GETTING A BROFIST FROM ODIN HIMSELF GOOD ENOUGH FOR THAT CUNT OF AN ELDER? FOR THAT SHITTY QUEST THING? OR DID YOU DO THAT I FORGET FUCK
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:25 No.8200242
    >>8200118
    OW NOW WE HAVE HIM RIGHT WHERE WE WANT HIM

    TEAR ODIN DOWN FROM THE SKYYYYYY
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:26 No.8200256
    >>8200185
    OP HERE. FUCK NO, I AM NOT LAUNCHING INTO A NEW THREAD.

    Discuss the boat specifics if you want, I'll check the archive for this later. Also, you might want to plan how you're going to move this massive ship out to sea as it is.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:29 No.8200296
    >>8200256
    ...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    WE'RE GONNA GET THE BITCH OF A DRYAD TO USE HER WOODLAND FRIENDS TO MOVE US OVERLAND OR WE'RE MAKING HER TREE INTO A FUCKING MAST.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:30 No.8200317
    >>8200256
    FUCK. FUCK. FUUUUCK.

    CAN'T WE JUST GET ODIN TO MOVE IT WHILE HE'S BROFISTING US!?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:32 No.8200347
    >>8200256
    OW

    WE'VE GOT TO SHOW ODIN WE'RE BADASS ENOUGH TO MAKE OUR OWN BOAT. I VOTE FOR MODERN DAY BATTLESHIP STYLE. MADE OUT OF SUPERWOOD. WE NEED GIANT CANNONS. AND TREE LASERS.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:41 No.8200483
    >>8200296
    >>8200317

    SURELY THERE ARE SOME VILLAGERS ON THIS FUCKISLAND THAT WE CAN COERCE INTO LAUNCHING THE SHIP TO SEA
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:45 No.8200536
    A NEW THREAD TOMORROW OP?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:54 No.8200668
    >>8200536
    NOT ENTIRELY SURE! THINKING ABOUT IT. ON A RELATED NOTE, I BETTER NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TO THINK UP A REAL BALLAD. IF ANYTHING I'D JUST END UP STEALING THE IMMIGRANT SONG!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:58 No.8200717
    >>8200668

    OF COURSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK UP A REAL BALLAD THAT WOULD JUST BE RETARDED.

    YOU KNOW HOW IN MARVEL COMICS, WHEN THEY ZOOM IN ON BLACKBOLT ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING, AND THEN THE NEXT PANEL IS A TWO-PAGE SPREAD OF EVERYONE GETTING ROCKED THE FUCK OUT WITHIN A 20 MILE RADIUS?

    JUST PULL SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

    OLAF'S VIKING RAGE BEING EVOKED IN SONG AND MELTING EVERYONE'S FUCKING FACES.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)02:59 No.8200739
    >>8200668
    OW IS AN ANCESTOR OF JIMMY PAIGE OF COURSE, SO THE IMMIGRANT SONG SHOULD BE HIS BALLAD



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