Honesty is the best approach. Sit down with your lifegiver and tell them that you have a problem .. then, begin telling them about what this problem is.

It's totally edible, tastes great in a salad.

Fucking naga. Go back to the wilderness where you came from.

>>8185287
I know I should, but I don't know. They're not very open - Mum tried to eat me one time - and Dad is always off fighting wars against the Easterners.

>>8185290
.. really? Okay... maybe that's one way of getting rid of it. I tried a bit and it tasted strange, but I guess a strong enough dressing would fix that.

>>8185300

Naga? I thought Lamia... wait...

How are they different again?

>>8185310
Lamias are Snake Centaurs.
Naga's just have the human head.
>>8185308
Burnings a good way too.

>>8185312
The only place I could do it in secret is the den, and I think the smoke would wake Mother up.

>>8185300
Lamia, you ignorant ass. My mother was a naga, but I have arms.

That sounds really icky! You should ask if Sharkashier's still around.

>>8185279
Hey there Sister!
It IS normal. I remember my first moult... I was just as embarrassed and nervous as you. It's a perfectly natural and normal thing.
And yeah SOME eat it but I just throw it int he dumpster. Eating it has always struck me as icky.
And for the Itching? Find some rough rocks, I prefer Lava Rocks myself, and rub gently against them. Peels off the old skin and feels great.

Take this shit back to /snake/, fuck's sake.

>>8185327
>>8185331
Speak of the devil and he shall appear.

>>8185331
Thank you for the reply!

Would sandstone do? There are a few big outcroppings nearby. Also, is it really safe to dump it? What if a blood magus finds it? Can't they do spells using just little bits of someone?

I advise finding an easily swayed young human and giving them some kind of rough stone or scraper. They don't eat much.

>>8185279
ya. definitly honesty works best. you might consider asking another person with similar problems. since virtually all snake type biologys molt, (even Maraliths) if your lifegiver for whatever reason cant talk with you about it, that is your best bet. Also, there are known supernatural desies that cause similar effects on most sentient beings, so a healer might well have some sugestions on alliveating the issue. if there are any healers in your community who have serpentine traits, that would be your best bet, a clinical manner can help with many embarissing things.

>>8185345
Sandstone... yeah that should do nicely.
Do you live in an area with many Blood Magus? The desert animals WILL probably eat it, but if you ARE that concerned about it, try burying it. It should last no more then a few days anyway before it dried up too much to be used in any spells I know of.

>>8185345

Humm...I think sandstone is a bit brittle, but, that may just be me. How much do you weigh?

>>8185345

Well, any magic can be done with just a bit as a focus, but, unless blood magi are a real issue in your area, I'd say you are likely fine, as they have issues going un-noticed. They fuck the mana ebb all to hell.

>>8185331
>>8185371
Lava rocks. Pumice would work best, I think. See if you can find a fine-grained one. Also, sulphuric acid for disposal. Even if it doesn't completely destroy the skin, it should denature it enough to break any sympathetic ties.

>>8185371
THAT IS NO QUESTION TO ASK A LADY!
Besides, Sandstone being brittle is a GOOD thing. You WANT rough edges for this sort of thing. And it's grainy too, perfect for rubbing that itch!

>>8185366
There are a few, but there's a Registered Blood Magic Offender list at the local office, so I know there are none in my area.

>>8185371
Only a hundred kilos or so.

Could you just like burn it? Carefully...

Hi Sharkashier,

I'm a sand serpent, quite a large one, and I've been looking for some advice about feeding. I find it quite easy to lure in prey, but when it comes to consuming them, I always seem to get their chainmail and weaponry stuck in my throat! How do you suggest getting around this issue?

- Hungry, the Southern Wastes.

>>8185322
>>8185312
Where the fuck did this "Naga don't have arms ever" bullshit start? It's an Sanskrit word, I think the Indians would know if they were using it wrong.

This thread is mildly disturbing, mildly adorable.

Also, have Lamias somehow not yet invented trash collection? Just throw it in the dumpster.

>>8185418
Look, I'm not arguing naming conventions here, I'm just going with what my lifegiver told me.

>>8185399

It's one lady to another. And there is brittle, and there is snap as soon as you push against it.

>>8185401

No, that wight lines fit in well with sandstone. And, if the local magi are not having mana issues, then, the ones on the list are behaving. If you don't consume it yourself, though(Some people enjoy it), I would suggest a controlled burn. Just in case.

fucking wyrm-things, yeah?

>>8185441
You are not him.

Go away.

>>8185418
This is D&D terminology we're using. Not Mythological.
>>8185413
Well... as a Lamia I don't really eat adventurers...
But I WOULD suggest setting up shop near an Oasis. Lure the prey there and wait. Eventually they will want a nice, refreshing dip in the Oasis, or they will need to take off their armor when they sleep. That's when you would strike.
Again though... I don't really encourage the consumption of sentients. Unless they attack first, unprovoked. Then they're just jerks.

It's like I'm really in /nonhuman/.

>>8185447

.....can you even eat a human, or other human sized things? Does your jaw unhinge?

>>8185457
Don't be speciest, bro.

>>8185441
the trip is wrong, don't taint this thread by pretending to be him.

>>8185418

Simple, really: Lamia is a very specific mythological creature, while Naga is a catch-all term. Therefore to disambiguate the two when they're portrayed as races, Lamias are defined as having the specific form, while Nagas are defined as all the other variations.

It's a pretty common example of how etymological development works.

>>8185463
Ew and ew?

>>8185463
Her jaw isn't all that unhinges, if you know what I mean.

>>8185483
No I... I don't know what you mean.

>>8185494
Her vagina, you worthless sack of meat.

GET OUT OF HERE FREAKS

YOUR NOT WELCOME

>>8185479

Well, another Lamina did ask, and that lead me to thinking about it. And whats so nasty about an unhinging jaw?

ya, eating other sentients is genrally just a bad thing, it matters not if you can. Just look at the terrible repuation vampires have, and they dont even need to actually eat and kill their food.

>>8185500
She has to UNHINGE her vagina? Are there bone plates in the way? I could understand scales, but a simple contraction of muscles would move those...

>>8185515

And yet...some just have it coming.

>>8185519
Take an adult male dragon. Right? Your tiny mortal brain is with me so far?

Now take an approximately human-sized naga. Still following?

Now imagine how difficult it would be for them to couple.

>>8185463
I can't, and no it doesn't. But shes a Sand Serpent. They ten dot be... bigger then a lot of us.
>>8185483
I should take offense to that, but I won't.
>>8185515
I prefer pork, to be honest.
>>8185519
... go look at an anatomy book.

>>8185514
I don't really eat um, much. That's okay, I understand it.

The jaw thing, ew? I've never seen it but ew. Sorry!

>>8185530
WHERE DID THE DRAGON COME FROM?!

>>8185509
I see you. I know where you are. AND I AM COMING FOR YOU.

>>8185538
Of course you won't, 'cause then we'd need to hook back up for the make-up sex, and oh how your little friends would titter.

By the way, I would really appreciate it if I could get my TV back someday.

>>8185542

Yes, but, why the eww? It's by far one of the more tame ways of eating.

>>8185538

Oh, damnit, there I go mixing my sub-species again. Sorry.

At least lamia are half-human. Not like those fucking naga, or the serpents. Fucking talking and acting like they're as good as a real human.

Does wishing Lamias were real make me weird?

>>8185556
I'm sorry... WHO are you?
>>8185568
HEY! I have Nagas in my family thank you very much!

>>8185545

It..it's not like it's hard to hook up the wires for the internet. Most simply size it up, or use a speaking program, or just shapechange.

>>8185571
Not at all

>>8185576
.. Noxorias? Nox? From Scaleridge in '98, remember? Bahamut wept, we went out for almost a month. We spent at least two nights sitting on the pier and throwing rocks at the merfolk! You said I had lovely horns!

AND YOU STILL HAVE MY TV.

One thing I've never quite been clear on: are there actually any MALE Lamias or is it one of those all-girl races?

>>8185576
So how does it feel to be the child of bestiality?

>>8185577
Oh no, I'm not saying a Dragon can't use a computer, but he was talking of mating with Lamia, then started reeling off into dragons!

>>8185593
Not moe enough.

>>8185591

You appear to be confusing an early adolescent with your ex.

Which makes you either sorely mistaken or a pedophile.

>>8185605

Shota Lamias would be plenty moe.

>>8185509
Shiny ebon hooves of the Greatfather, can someone PLEASE shoot that guy?

>>8185571

No, it makes you a /tg/er. Here, have another.

>>8185607
Well, maybe I got the name wrong.

.. it was a damn fine TV.

>>8185603

He's....a bit, you know. Touched. He's not that bad, normally, but, you know how it is.

Okay, well. I just went and tried to talk to my lifegiver. I had to wake her up.

.. I think my face will heal before school. I hope. It's a bit hard to type though.

>>8185625

You type with your face?

>>8185591
Nox... Nox... Nox... Not ringing any bells. I remember that Scaleridge though. I got sick halfway through and had to leave early.
>>8185593
I'm... PRETTY sure my dad was male?
>>8185599
I beg your pardon?
>>8185625
What happened?

>>8185628
Doesn't everyone? To be honest, I use my tongue as well.

>>8185566
It's just the whole stretchy thing. I don't really know a lot of lamias, um or any at all... There's like none in my classes, and I've only met a few of Tari's friends. I didn't know who Sharkashier was until today.

I hope you're not offended, sorry!

>>8185628
.. no! But I can't see the keys as well with only one eye working right.

>>8185628

Naga. Naga's are the ones without arms.

>>8185593
there are rumors about this. Generally the accepted thought is that their species had a method of parthinogensis that did not function for males, so all of their males died out, but then we get into genetics, and that is a mess. The other common theroys are Conversion (they have a method for making others over in their own image) or rareity (Their males need only firtalize a female once to supply it for its lifetime.)

FOOKIN OTHERKINS I REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN YOU WERE ALL MYTH.

>>8185635

Fingers. They exist for a reason.

>>8185642
According to morons on the internet, I suppose.

>>8185642
It's not strictly defined.

>>8185631
She's cranky when she wakes up... well, she's cranky all the time.

And I'm pretty sure I heard her complain to Dad that she wanted a boy.

>>8185636

Not a lamina, sweetie. Bit bigger than that, but, I have the luck of shapechanging, so, I don't really have to worry much about it.

>>8185646
states the one who asked to be reincarnated as a diffrent race and gender.

I don't know about moulting, but shedding can get kind of annoying.

You wake up and there's loose fur everywhere. Loose fur in the fridge. Loose fur on your dinner. Loose fur in the washing machine. Loose fur stuck to your only good hat. Loose fur stuck in the fans of your computer.

You damn cold-bloods have it easy, let me fuckin' tell you.

>>8185646
Genetic engineering, bringing nightmares TO LIFE!

>>8185668
Keep bitching, puppy, shedding is nothing compared to breath weapon reflux.

>>8185638
>>8185657
You said your mother is a Naga, right? She's an Oldschool Naga isn't she? With the beliefs from the Old Country?
How old are you? You might want to consider movie out.
>>8185646
Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>>8185650
Again, we're using the D&D terminology.

>>8185668
>You damn cold-bloods have it easy, let me fuckin' tell you.
One chicken every two weeks, sunbathing the rest. Awww yea. And some wonder why we are superior.

>>8185668 implying that all reptiles shed their skin all at once, rather than in patches
Although to be fair, anoles actually eat their skin as it comes off for delicious recycled protein.

>>8185668
... Try being a human who sheds. If your a Gnoll or Werewolf or what have you people expect it... but you get considered a freak if you are human and do it.

>>8185674
D&D is not real.

>>8185674
Not really old enough to set out alone... but there is a guy I know. He's... cute. Human, but kinda nice. He's got a house with a loft and his brother just moved out - but um. His parents are Flamers.

>>8185684
... AH-DUH! Lamia and Naga aren't real either and, GASP, neither are Dragons!

>>8185684
Neither is mythology.

>>8185672
One: not canid, you overgrown tube of muscle.

Two: I try and keep my fuckin' breath clean. You know how hard that is on toothbrushes? They last maybe three, four days, tops.

>>8185684

Neither is India.

Seriously, the spice companies just made that shit up.

>>8185672
I hear a charcoal tablet every week or so is good for that.

>>8185693
>>8185695
>>8185699
Well then, clearly we've decided this conversation is silly and we should all talk about real things like aliens.

>>8185690
TELL ME WHERE THEY LIVE. HE WILL BE AN ORPHAN AND IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE.

>>8185712
Don't get me started on those fuckers. Moving onto our plane, taking jobs meant for hard-working Euclydian folk.

The naga are a pain in the wings but the outsiders are a fucking plague.

>>8185509
As the Empieror of Sigmar's Empire, the Grand Prince of Altdorf, the Count of the Reikland and the Protector of The Empire, I, Emperor Karl-Franz I von Holswig-Schliestein, declare that the Cult of The Silver Flame be outlawed for the crime of promoting hated among the citizens of the Empire, and that all monster girls be protected under imperial law, so long as they do not try to eat anyone or ally themselves with the forces of Chaos.

Also to honor Sigmar's friendship with the Dwarfen-folk, All Dwarfs get free ale for the next 5 minutes

>>8185690

Bad idea, romantic as it might sound.

>>8185720
Who the balls is Sigmar?

>>8185726
Some Primarch from Warhammer 40k.

>>8185690
OOOH, Flamers. I know THAT type.
I assume that, you knowing him and he not declaring you a monster that must be purged, he doesn't share the religious views of his parents.
You said it was HIS house right? As long as he isn't living with his parents that shouldn't be an issue except on holidays. They can either live with it or not. But you should really talk to this boy, see if he wants to get serious.

>>8185696

It's not like that, breath re-flux is sort of like acid-reflux. comes a bit randomly, and there is only so much you can do to keep it from happening.

>>8185726
pretty good emperor actually.

>>8185277
Stop spamming AɳoɳTalk.com with your stupid shit.

>>8185690
Flamers omg. He was sharing a house with his brother, or he's you know, living at home with his crazy parents?

>>8185733
Got any fuckin' advice, then?

Not stopping the brushing, though. You have no idea how much sealbreath puts people off.

>>8185730
Oh, sorry, I just meant he lives there. His

I dunno. I was thinking... well, maybe I could, you know... get a ring of polymorph? And um. Pretend to be from out of town or something? I really like him, but his parents are kinda... scary.

>>8185720
>>8185726
>>8185729
>>8185737
Hail Emperor Karl-Franz, Protector of the Empire!

(Warhammer Fantasy, not 40k)

>>8185754
Get an adamantine toothbrush, the dwarves can do some crazy things with the stuff.

>>8185755

You could always eat them.

>>8185767
That would be rude!

.. besides, I couldn't eat a whole one.

>>8185767
NO! BAD! We do NOT perpetuate that stereotype!
>>8185755
Oh dear... Honey does he know who and what you are?
>>8185766
I was about to suggest something similar.

Isn't moulting completely normal for anyone partially reptile?

>>8185767
Sand serpent detected, get out of here SNAKE.

>>8185754

Humm. I know that they are coming out with a stronger paste, for just such a thing. Omni-max, or something like that. Really strong shit. Like, don't try it if you don't have accelerated healing.

>>8185755
unwise unless you have his support. Now if they get to know you and then have issue, thats another story.

>>8185781
Well. Um. I passed him a note one time! And I, um. I once asked him what time it was at the bus stop.

.. no, not really.

>>8185766
Dwarves.

Fuckin' dwarves, seriously?

I used to live down the road from a group of dwarves. Those fuckers were so insular, but they were fuckin' unnerving when you actually saw them. And despite the fact that I'm about ten times heavier than them, I don't like the looks of... well, hunger, they give me.

I mean, fuck. I'm an apex predator. I don't need to deal with their shit as well.

>>8185797
>>8185767

Oh shit. Yandere incoming.

>>8185755
Do not be ashamed of yourself. And neither of you should have to live in fear. So why don't you tell me where these Flamers are, AND I WILL SHOW THEM THE MEANING AND THE NATURE AND THE VERY ESSENCE OF FEAR.

>>8185797

Humm. Might want to ask around, talk to his friends. See what they are like, it might give a good indicator of what he is like.

>>8185805
You don't know fear till you slink down the wrong alley in a mountain mining town and see starlight gleaming on fifteen pickaxes.

>>8185797
Then the ring trick probably won't work then.
But when you passed the notes and talk to him, he WAS seeing you as you are, right?
That is a positive thing. Most of the fanatic Flamers hate on sight and are very VOCAL about it.

And about your mother... Are there any friends you can stay with? Andy other, preferably non-Naga, family in the area?

>>8185812
Guys I think there's a Reaper in this thread.

>>8185812
if it were that simple, we could solve it ourselves.

>>8185797
Maybe you should be upfront.

That worked when I met this pretty nice silver dragon, but we ended up breaking apart after a while. Her parents and I didn't get along.

I think that they thought I was their goddamn dinner.

...

I'm sensing a fuckin' pattern here...

>>8185781 NO! BAD! We do NOT perpetuate that stereotype!

Look, I'm just saying... it works.

>>8185820

As long as he does not try to assume direct control, we shall be fine.

>>8185820
nonesense, wouldent we hear whispering if a Reaper was hanging around here?

>>8185819
>>8185814
I think he knows who I am. I mean, he's seen me around, and I did talk to him a few times... I, um. He might not know my name, though.

He has a minotaur friend on the soccer team, I could maybe get to know him... Most of the classes I go to know me by now, just... not well.

I don't really have many friends, and no family in town... there was a spate of cat disappearances the day we moved into town, and I had a chicken for lunch the day I started school, and, well... they gossip, you know?

Mother also doesn't like me leaving the den often. She thinks I'm planning trouble.

What's a reaper?

>>8185857
What?

Who the hell would eat cat?

They're too fuckin' scrawny for a good meal.

>>8185848
You just think you don't hear whispering.

>>8185848
I'd have thought someone would have noticed a giant fucking starship hanginag around by naaaAARGHLEGHRRRGHRHGH.

>>8185857

Ok, yeah. Non-human friends, he's not like his parents. Proceed carefully, but, it's not too bad.

Ah yes, the "Reapers."

>>8185874
.. oh dear.

>>8185861
Some ancient horror from beyond time and space. I don't believe in them.
>>8185857
Hmmm... if he has non-human friends then he's not a Typical Flamer. I'd say get to know him better. The first, and hardest, step is talking to him. Once you clear that hurdle, it gets MUCH easier.
And you need to do something about you mother. It's not good, being treated like that.
If you knew a Medusa...

>>8185885
Speaking of nonhuman hate...

>>8185888
THEY'RE REAL I TELL YOU, THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU! THEY'RE COMING FOR US ALL! YOU'RE FOOLS TO IGNORE ME!

>>8185888
>If you knew a Medusa...

H-Hello, c-can I be of any help?

By Pelor, the amount of mistakes in this thread is alarming. Look, I'm a Flamer, okay? I run the local chapter. We're not all like >>8185509,
most of us are just looking out for our species. There's a lot of anti-human sentiment out there, and a lot of the time in nonhuman society, we can get a pretty raw deal.

So just don't make so many assumptions, okay? The kid's parents could be perfectly fine with the girl.

>>8185888
You're against eating people, but not against petrifying them? What?

>>8185904
I dropped my keys over there. Could you lean over and pick them up?

Petrifying sounds very permanent.

>>8185888
>Some ancient horror from beyond time and space. I don't believe in them.
Do True Fae count? I know they're real.

>>8185904
Whoashit.

Fuckin' hell, give me some fuckin' warning!

You know how hard it is to get fucking shaded glasses that fit? One wrong move and bam. A cracked pair of lenses and a lot of goddamn cash thrown down the fuckin' drain.

>>8185897
You said that last time too. Yes the sun disappeared for a few days, but noting terrible happened other then a city got scuffed up a bit.
>>8185904
Ok... I don;t know if it's just me... but I've REALLY liked and gotten along well with every Medusa I've ever met. Maybe its a snake thing.
But do you know anyone int he girl's area? someone she can go to to get away from her mother?
>>8185909
You can reverse petrifaction, you can't reverse death unless you're very wealthy. Besides, a few years as a Statue never hurt anyone. If the mother was just stone long enough for her daughter to grow some...

>>8185914
But-But you're holding your keys, they're right there in your hand

>>8185820
I... am no "Reaper." I am a human. I merely have a... grudge... against certain other humans. All of whom happen to belong to the Cult of the Silver Flame.

[edit] I have no name. You didn't see me post one.

>>8185888
I don't want to hurt my mother! She's just... traditional.

Talking would be smart, I guess. It would really be easier if I spoke fluent common...

>>8185933
Like anyone in their fuckin' right mind would take that chance.

>>8185904
PUT YOUR SUN GLASSES ON WOMAN.

WE DON'T WANT A REPEAT OF MONDAY.

>>8185891

To be fair, that's less hate, and more simple ignorance.

>>8185934
Oops! Dropped them!

This is pretty terrible, even for /tg/'s standards and everyone knows it has none.

>>8185929
Hey, don't shell out for glasses, man. Go for some decent goggles, you can get a really nice pair for under ten G. Sure, they look clunky as Hell, but we're not really in this for the fashion, are we?

>>8185934
Silly gorgon. You are in possession of "DAT ASS" and he simply wishes to admire it. You.

>>8185943
What happened Monday?

>>8185946
>>8185934
>>8185904
>>8185914
...leave her alone, asshole.

>>8185933
A few years as a statue hurts a lot more than you'd expect. What they don't tell you is that over 60% of all reversed petrifications end in either death or a severe vegitative state. The other 40% are often different than they were before.

>>8185925
What? did someone see Narasis come through here? I keep telling it to stop messing with lesser civilzations and pay me back. Darn it, so many things fit that discription. Was it mechanical? Large, Mostly Black, vaguely hand shaped?

>>8185941
What, living with a Medusa? Hell, I did, for 3 years! I was only turned to stone twice!
>>8185940
Even Naga don't mess with Medusa. If you befriended a Medusa and lived with her, then your mother wouldn't be able to just waltz in and drag you back to her lair. Besides, Medusa are nice people when you get to know them.
As for the Common thing... I assume they teach you in common? it's not TOO hard a language to pick up. Work at it a little.


I'm sorry honey, but I need to go to sleep now. I've already stayed up way later then I should have.

>>8185955
How's the white knighting going for you?

>>8185968
Oh, well, thank you for your help.

>>8185970
Fuckin' terrible, nobody wants a lycan Paladin. Besides, everyone's now demanding Cleric this and Rogue that, there's no call for a trained holy warrior these days.

>>8185950
Even if she had the most exquisite buttocks in the universe, it wouldn't be a good reason to whore herself out.

>>8185929
>>8185943
>>8185949
Sorry! Sorry everyone! I'll put on my glasses right now.

>>8185946
A-Are you sure, I can't see them anywhere.

>>8185950
My ass? But everyone has an ass.

>>8185955
N-No, it's okay. I'm fine picking up his keys.

>>8185955
That's uncalled for. She offered to help, and I told her how she could. I wasn't being rude or anything.

You'd make a shitty paladin.

>>8185951

You don't want to know. But, really, a simple ward against petrifaction, its not hard to toss up.

>>8185907
"just looking out for our species." "a lot of anti-human sentiment"
These are the usual arguments of the bigot. Some people use them to justify "culling." After all, if they're not human, it's not murder, is it?

What about, "just looking out for the poor?" "A lot of anti-equality sentiment?" If you truly have no problem with non-humans, you should reconsider you membership within the Silver Flame. Because you're not what they want, and they will use you without regret or remorse.

>>8185985
I would like to know. I was sleeping last Monday.

>>8185968
Thanks for chatting with us Sharkashier! I didn't know my sister's friends were so cool.

>>8185980
>My ass? But everyone has an ass.
Yes, but yours seems to be very appealing.

>>8185979
Who said anything about money? This is Art! Reubens would gaze upon her posterior perfection and die from bliss.

>>8185980

"dat ass" is when it's a particularity round and curvaceous booty.

>>8186009
I believe it's pronounced "aut."

>>8185988
Hey, cut that crap out. I've never harmed a nonhuman in my life - my wife is a harpy, our son goes to a mixed school, and I spend every second weekend helping out at the demihuman adjustment assistance call center. I just also keep an eye out for HUMANS who need a hand, and the Silver Flame is the biggest organization that caters to that around.

>>8186011
Why would anyone find a piece of meat slapped on someone backside appealing?

>>8186009
Rubens? Hey now, she isn't that fat!

>>8185989

There was an..incident, where several people got zapped, and a few were in awkward positions, and there was some...breakage.

>>8186027
Awkward positions? Breakage? You trying to tell me they got petrified whilst copulating? Dang people, can't find a room?

>>8185949
Alright, I asked my shortarse friend if he had anything and he gave me these.

I hope they fuckin' work. They'd better, given how uncomfortable they are.

>>8185968
All I'm sayin' is I'd rather not be made of rock.

You can't even fuckin' eat rock.

>>8186027
And shit like this.

All I'm sayin' is: no fuckin' rocks.

>>8186018
A member of the Silver Flame with a NON-HUMAN wife?
Is there some sort of new, reformist movement with in the Flame?
>>8185988
That and their church is run by a Barefooted Brown Skinned LoliPope.

So, uh, since this thread is here and all... black dragon, F, from Sandsedge. I kinda tried to eat a knight, choked, sprayed him with acid, and spat him out.

.. he's still alive. Keeps screaming and gurgling, I'm afraid it'll wake up the rest of the dorm, what do I do?

>>8186039

They had a room, but forgot to lock the door, and forgot our bootyfied medusa friend was stopping bye.

>>8186043
Nice hat.

>>8186009
M-M-M-M-My ass can kill people just by them looking at it?

Oh dear-Oh dear-Oh dear-Oh dear-Oh dear-Oh dear

>>8186049
Throw a healing potions down his throat and he'll be fine.
You need to use protection!

>>8186049
Just bite him in the fuckin' neck.

Serves you right for trying to eat someone whole.

>>8186049

Oh, fuck, put him out of his pain, or get some healing for him. Was it justified, did he attack first, or were you not thinking strait?

>>8186049
Why did you even try to eat him?

>>8186043
.. hey, I think I know you. Did you swing by Mor-Ronda in late '02? I'm pretty sure someone who looked a lot like you got in a scuffle with the cops after he threw a dwarf through the window of my bar.

>>8186058
Nooooooooo! Your ass is fine!

>>8186058
Not LITERALLY, but he's saying that you have a very pleasing booty.
(He said coyly and with much innuendo.)

>>8186057
Thanks.

That was also courtesy of my shortarse friend.

I never remember what the fuck he is, but he puts up with fur everywhere and I haven't accidentally trodden on him yet, so it's all good.

>>8186070
'cause I was fucking hungry!

>>8186061
I don't have any, I used them all when my nymph bunk buddy hooked up with a centaur!

>>8186064
>>8186063
What in Tiamat's name am I going to do with the body!?

>>8186058
It's like a um... metaphor. He's saying something nice. Kinda.

>>8186018
They also organise purges, pogroms, and the occasional lynching. Bet you never read THAT in the pamphlets, do you?
There so-called charitable works are primarily a public relations exercise to maintain a veneer of legitimacy. Why else would they ONLY aid humans? You sound so much better than all that. But hey, how's the funding for your local chapter? I mean, just because there's a monster-lover in charge?

>>8186071
What?

That never fucking happened.

You say that again and I'll fucking throw you through the window like that dwarf.

Fucker shouldn't have stuck a goddamn fork in me.

>>8186084
Well, you were hungry, kill him, eat him in pieces.

>>8186087
Sounds like hearsay and propaganda gibberish to me.

>>8186084
How about eat it, you dumb lizard?

And try ripping bits off first. You don't see me trying to inhale fuckin' seals, do you?

>>8186087
.. well, not too hot, I admit. It stepped on a lot of toes when I got this position. Hell, I know the other sects do a lot of nasty shit, but this seemed the smartest way to try and change that. Sometimes we even get nonhumans helping out with fundraisers and whatnot, since their partner is human or their kids are matey with a human family.

>>8186096
A seal isn't really a person. Except for those er... selkies?

>>8186090
>>8186096
shit i woke up Drall
gunna stuff it under my bed
brb

>>8186101
You, Sir, are a brave and Just man, and I salute you. I will endeavour most mightily to not kill you while I exterminate the Flame.

>>8186103
Just 'cause it's sentient it doesn't mean you don't fuckin' CHEW.

I have teeth for a fuckin' reason. I'm guessing that dragon girl isn't a snake either and she has more than two of the fuckers.

>>8186104
This is going to end well.

>>8186119
Shouldn't have got greedy.

>>8186123
She's a black dragon, dude, that's like bitching out a lycan for stinking of shit and offal.

>>8186084

Wait, you are a black, yes? Acid blast the remains, after you eat your fill. That would remove most of it, although I'm unsure as to what do with the metal bits, I never had that issue back in the day.

>>8186136
Part of living with humans is not being a dick.

I mean, I knew this fuckin' lycan. Pretty well-groomed. Only actually flipped out and murdered someone once.

>>8186112
And how will you tell who is a part of that group? There are lots of humans around. And how will you tell the good ones from the bad ones?

Are you really all that different from them, going out to "exterminate" people?

>>8186139
And do it fuckin' outside.

God knows I'd be fuckin' pissed if someone ate through my ceiling trying to hide some fuckin' evidence.

>>8186154

Better safe than sorry.

>>8186147
Just once? Wow. Most struggle to keep it under double digits.

>>8186101

Humm. Well, I can wish you nothing but the best of luck, if you run into any bad trouble, I suggest going to the Draco Foundation for help. They are about the only non-profit out there that is trying to get humanity and meta-humanity to work together.

>>8186049
This might be a bad idea, but maybe you could try saying you're sorry?

>>8186159
>>8186159
>>8186147
>>8186139
>>8186117

Look, we were in a hurry, alright? He only had half an hour away from the midnight watch, and like I said, consuming a fully-armoured sentient in a dorm room isn't easy.

Drell bitched me out but let me off with a warning. I took him outside and finshed him off. Fat lot of help you assholes were.

>>8186161
Well, once all the time I knew him.

That was not a fun fuckin' night. You try and dig a hole using only your claws while you're drunk and trying to stop your friend from doing anything else stupid.

>>8186104

Any word from this one?

>>8186160
I'm sure they say that to. Isn't that the whole basis of their organization? That the non-humans are dangerous and could easily kill a large number of humans if they wanted? And that you can't be sure which will and which won't, as in:
>>8186147
?

Hypocrite.

>>8186176
You rush, you fuck things up.

Universal rule, scaly.

>>8186163
.. what, seriously? At least five chapterhouses in the local area have been burned to cinders by that group of maniacs! I have two kids here who will never see their parents again because of them!

>>8186185
See >>8186176.

>>8186154
I've never claimed to be different to them, in fact we are very much similar. How does it go? "Beware, when one fights monsters, lest you become a monster yourself," or some such. I am what they have made me, I have become them.

And I take my time determining who is and who is not of the Flame. I do not have their luxury of, "it looks different to us! Kill it!"

>>8186176
Bite me.

>Yahoo Answers

Dammit, I lol'd. Stupid snakefolk.

>>8186205
I wouldn't fuckin' tempt her, man.

I mean, sure she fucked up, but I don't really want an acid bath.

I lost enough fur from that fuckin' toaster.

>>8186214
.. do share.

>>8186193
And folks like you made them! Figuring that since you have the power to do so, why shouldn't you be judge, jury and executioner!

Do you know what you do? You prove them right, you disgrace!

>>8186189

There is the Foundation, and then there are fanatics that take the name and try to drag it through the mud. Trust me, they are being dealt with. Bastards are as bad as the Sons of Saroun. Give me names and addresses, of those hurt, I think I can help them out. I've got a few clerics that owe me favors.

>>8186218
There ain't fuckin' much to tell.

We got into a scrap.

I won, but goddamn did the bastard do some damage.

I had a bald strip along my left flank for a week.

It's only really just growing back.

>>8186227
... I am human.

>>8186238
You have fur.

>>8186235
<We are perplexed.>

<What is toaster?>

>>8186214
She said she had trouble swallowing a mere human. I'm not too worried about an acid bath, I can just wash it off and shed a few scaled.

>>8186249
Fuck you asshole, he was wearing platemail.

>>8186187
Laugh it up, biped.

>>8186249
Lucky for fuckin' some.

>>8186253
That's also what fuckin' can openers are for.

Also for dolphin-flavoured tuna.

Hard to get, though.

>>8186247
? I am human. My parents were human. My grandparents were human. Where is this fur?

>>8186253

Platemale is a bitch for acid. I know of some tablets you can take, pumps the potency of it through the roof. Just remember to take them a full half hour before eating.

>>8186264
On your face, arms, legs, really any exposed parts. It's brown and coarse. I see a duckbill as well.

Though I suppose insanity wouldn't be odd to find in someone who goes out killing people.

This thread fills my head with the most beautiful mental images.

A dragon attacking a knight with a can opener.
A naga looking up assistance on Yahoo Answers.
Pelosian doorknockers.
Jayne as a lycanthropic polar bear.

>>8186253
Platemail? WHAHAHA, surely your kind shouldn't have trouble with some flimsy metal sheet. Heck, my uncle would often show off when I was young, biting through a plate mail. When I finally could do it he took me to the bar, it was awesome.

>>8186284
and it needs to be archived like the last

>>8186279
A wereplatypus?

>>8186279
Insofar as I have never posted an image, I suspect you are hallucinating. You should probably lie down, or seek medical attention.

>>8186293
She's in school, lay off dude.

>>8186253
This is why too much protection can really ruin a relationship.

>>8186307
Getting caught with a knight in the raw can lead to some pretty embarassing rumours, man. I remember one time, with this princess - I bit her head off as soon as my buddy slithered in, but the damage was done.

>>8186303
she's a fucking dragon, she should be able to take care of herself dude

>>8186302
Me hallucinating? You're the one who can't see his own face in the mirror.

>>8186303
I was a senior in high school, I don't see your point. Especially since she's a dragon.

>>8186303
Hey guys I think I've spotted her white knight.

>>8186386
Nah, that's another black dragon who wants to bone her.

And he's, like, three times her age. Really creepy.

>>8186398
.. and how do you know this?

>>8186398
Isn't that... rather normal for dragons? I mean, she's young, so three times her age is still young. It would get creepy if he was ten times her age.

>>8186403
Scry. I'm a bit of a voyeur.

Auuutosage.

>>8186351
Never provided any information of that kind either. You need a doctor. And possibly electroconvulsive therapy.

Do we want this archived or not? It might be useful to similarily confused young snakefolk in the future.

>>8186405

That...is roughly right. As w....as dragons don't die, unless killed, a longer span of time is there before it's "creepy".

>>8186425
Said the unrepentant killer.

>>8186435
Archive at sup/tg/. Google it.

>>8186446
It's not archived.

I'd almost think you were a fey, out to troll me with your lies.

>>8186452
Or maybe I was telling you to archive it there.

>>8186464
...perhaps.