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    7 KB Kynan !J.KtAXg2lc 02/20/10(Sat)02:00 No.8182750  
    Okay.

    You are Jobskaddle Fotthorlor, also known as Jobs the Heretic, a gnome... well uh... intellectual, let's say.

    You were once a musician in the king's court.
    You played simple yet catchy tunes that no one will ever remember in a year or two.

    But now you're in cave and you just found a floating door. It seems to be hinged on nothing.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:02 No.8182765
    punch the FUCK out of that door. also, inventory check.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:02 No.8182769
    >>8182750
    wait for you to learn how to draw
    >> Kynan !J.KtAXg2lc 02/20/10(Sat)02:07 No.8182830
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    You punch the door and break your thumb doing so.

    Inventory: A knife, a loaf of bread and a flute.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:07 No.8182832
    Go through door.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:08 No.8182841
    Cast "Repair thumb." You;re gonna need that thumb.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:14 No.8182910
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    Change your sex and use your horrible pun powers to become the literal "little girl".
    >> Kynan !J.KtAXg2lc 02/20/10(Sat)02:15 No.8182919
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    You cast "Repair Thumb" and repair your thumb. You go through the door. There is no doorknob on the other side.

    Everything is white and full of Oblivion-style HDR.
    There is a rather large book on the ground.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:17 No.8182939
    >>8182919

    read book
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:18 No.8182948
    punch the book with your face
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:22 No.8182990
    >>8182919

    Construct a rudimentary gnomish shield out of the tome.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:23 No.8183001
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    >>8182919
    Make the book a little girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:27 No.8183071
    Eat book to completely acquire its knowledge.
    >> Kynan !J.KtAXg2lc 02/20/10(Sat)02:29 No.8183092
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    >>8182948
    Now that would be just silly. Even if you are known for your silly-ness, you do not want to break your nose and bleed on what looks like a very important book put there by the author to explain a bit of what's going on.
    Yes, that would truly be inappropriate.

    You read the book.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:30 No.8183103
    >>8183092

    Go back through door, close it, imagine a beach with bikini chicks, and then open the door.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 02/20/10(Sat)02:31 No.8183111
    BURN EVERYTHING.

    THIS IS THE ONLY WAY
    >> !FUWKDATAss 02/20/10(Sat)02:31 No.8183112
    >>8183092
    CHEW THE BOOK
    <Gnome Adventures>
    SHOOT PAPER OUT OF OUR FACE!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:31 No.8183114
    >>8183092
    So its the Lost Room Gnome style?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:31 No.8183121
    >>8183092

    Go through the door while thinking of the King's treasure trove.
    >> Kynan !J.KtAXg2lc 02/20/10(Sat)02:34 No.8183146
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    >>8182990

    You do so.
    Papershield acquired!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:35 No.8183161
    Whelp, looks like were stuck in here. so unless you know some magical gnome song of opening doors or some shit, break that shit open. preferably with your face.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:36 No.8183169
    >>8183146

    what the hell is on that shield?!
    >> Kynan !J.KtAXg2lc 02/20/10(Sat)02:42 No.8183232
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    >>8183121
    You go back to the cave, think of the king's huge treasure and go through the door again.

    There is a humongous treasure chest full of gold and rubies and sapphires and shit.
    Oh and you accidentally closed the door.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:45 No.8183256
    >>8183232
    Does the book have anything about summoning the door?

    If not just leave, you're most likely to be safe if you don't steal any treasure. Go back to the stupid door and then get back here for treasure taking without shutting it.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:46 No.8183266
    proceed to grab some valuable jewels and shit. also jesus fucking christ stop closing the god damn door, you inept gnomish fuck. God damn, no wonder the king fired you.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:46 No.8183277
    >>8183232

    Loot chest, enjoy riches.

    Then figure out how to spend it on hookers and ale.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:47 No.8183286
    >>8183232

    Check the horde for the King's spare crown.
    >> Kynan !J.KtAXg2lc 02/20/10(Sat)02:56 No.8183393
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    You mix a bunch of suggestions together and decide to take some riches and walk out the treasure chamber door.

    Most unfortuantely it leads to the courtyard and the King sees you.

    "You!" he cries. "How dare you come back into my kingdom after raping my daughter?"
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:56 No.8183406
    Sprint away
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:57 No.8183413
    offer to play him the song of your people. then punch him in the dick, you're the perfect height to do so.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)03:00 No.8183447
    >>8183393
    THAT WAS YOUR EVIL TWIN. HE LOCKED YOU IN THE TREASURE DUNGEON PLACE USING HIS EVIL MAGIC.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)03:07 No.8183525
    >>8183393

    Use BREAD LOAF to SUFFOCATE the KING
    >> Kynan !J.KtAXg2lc 02/20/10(Sat)03:12 No.8183575
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    >>8183413

    "I shall sing you the song of my people!
    "Now I shall sing you a story~
    About the gnomes' ivory~
    Only face-to face when~
    I just forgot a hyphen~"
    The King is not impressed.

    You then stammer for a bit and tell him that it was you evil twin who locked you in a dungeon.
    The King is confused.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)03:15 No.8183624
    >>8183575

    Murder the king and wear his cadaver like a coat.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)03:20 No.8183693
    >>8183575

    Dickpunch him then sprint away.
    >> Kynan !J.KtAXg2lc 02/20/10(Sat)03:27 No.8183783
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    You punch the King in the crotch but it turns out he rather likes it and you become his personal bitch for the rest of your miserable life.
    (unless the author is willing to make another thread some day.)
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)03:28 No.8183790
    >>8183783

    THAT SUCKS.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)03:30 No.8183810
    worst.quest.ever.

    you are a terrible author and should feel bad for making it.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)03:31 No.8183818
    >>8183810

    only solution....


    ARCHIVE IN THIS BITCH :3.
    >> Kynan !J.KtAXg2lc 02/20/10(Sat)03:35 No.8183860
    >>8183810
    Well what did you expect from the author of Anton the Monk.
    >>8183818
    Done.

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