"I wonder what's in this book...?"

A Powerful dragon uses his kobold minions to rob caravans in able to take control over local commerce.

>>8146848

Pretty much anything involving Torog makes a good campaign.

Kender everywhere

"An earthquake happens that splits the planet into two pieces."

Communists from space destroy all advanced civilization in the world on a precise long-term schedule, killing most and feeding off the rest, until a series of coincidental events allows a group of heroes to break the cycle and save the world.

your head asplode, wat do?

Just a bunch of ragtag survivors carving out a living.

Shit is crazy.

"God of time is forgotten and wants new worshipers but can't do shit himself except throw people around time."

All Gods from all religions rage war on each other.

Do it for the wenches.

>>8146940

wat

>>8146980
I know it was unintentional, but rage war is the greatest term ever.

>>8146980
>rage war

FUCK YEAH

rolled 9, 5, 10 = 24

"The party is fucked"

The moon is actually made of clockwork and needs repairs quite badly.

Extradimensional invaders break everyones shit and you must stop them.

The talking sword assures you that it can lead you to treasure.

An Aboleth whispers mad secrets to a young girl to convince her to kill her mother, who somehow is immune to Aboleth mind control.

Goblin forces building cannon to launch themselves into your hometown.

Rasputin is back, and he's pissed.

Teaching those gnomes magic was an exceptionally bad idea.

>>8147071
All prostitute campaign?

Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From civil grudge break to new mutiny
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

A massive earthquake splits a mountain, revealing a multitude of tunnels full of valuable minerals and possibly some kinda scary monster.

One day it began to rain, but was it normal rain or was it... aircraft carrier rain?

All Warforged Artificer party takes on giant creatures to defend city.

THEY HIT YOU WITH A TRUCK.

A party of ex-street urchins must save their city from certain doom.

Ormyrr show up, they want magic shit.

The mages guild puts out a hit on a rogue wizard who is trying to develop a spell that turns eyes into mosquitoes.

>>8147106

That campaign was overly dramatic, I lost my favorite PC early in, and the other two just ran around being all lovey-dovey and forgot the world existed at all. Shit was weak.

Reformed Ilithid runs for Mayor.

>>8147121
>>8147121
No, it was not carrier rain; IT WUZ 'EAVY RAIN, YA GROT

>>8147167
the fuck?

>>8147177

I've played Mercutio as a character before. It was fucking hard to be witty enough.

>>8147100
YES, ooohhh YES!!!

You need to bake a cake, but you're out of flour.

You must save the crown, for it is truly imperiled by invaders from foreign lands.

An artificer makes a new weapon called a "gone" and outfits his now unstoppable armies with it.

>>8147211

I have done the same. It can be troubling at times, but it feels so good when you can pull it off.

two mad cults are fighting for control of this town!

Lord of the Rings except with dragons.

You wake up and shit around you is blowing up as you see two large armies of screaming Orcs run towards you from both sides.

>Full Melee party.
>Final destination.

She hot porn girl, cum make cat hiss.

"So you're telling me I got drunk last night and stole the lich's phylactery, but where could I have hid it?"

Insane Wizard creates furfags, you must cleanse their filth.

Insane furfag creates wizards, you must cleanse their filth.

Deep, deep underground, you find a race of slow, mollusk-like creatures who's entire existence is devoted to tending to these strange fungus plants.

if the king's jester was kidnapped by the goblins and taken to these far realms ruins then why weren't they expecting us?

Entire town goes bat-shit battle-rage furious for no reason for one week and then disappears without a trace.

"The tunnel slopes upward into the welcome glare of daylight."

"The Ideals of nation-states divide the countries and races in hellish war"

Wizards vs. Dwarves for control of a mine chock full of Holyshitium.

If the goblins' king was kidnapped and taken to these far realm ruins by jesters, why is no one laughing?

Kender are converging on the kingdom for a music-and-free-love festival.

Second sentence: the king is torn about whether to get salvage rights to all the junk they stole on the way here, or to kill them before then and save the kingdom a whole lot of chaos and 'misplaced' items.

Either way, the PCs will probably be able to requisition large quantities of Alchemist's Fire.

By which I mean napalm.

tl;dr: set fire to hippie Kender.

Elves shift their interests from the arts and nature to rape.

beneath the ruins of the lost city you discover the crumbling remains of an even more ancient civilization and its decadent inbred society.

>>"A Dwarven city digs too deep and unleashes a cult of Torog."
>dwarves
>dig too deep
unpossibles

"Someone put the Imperial Psyker next to the Astropaths."

You are going to a jamfest, but your Alchemist's Pyrotechnics have been stolen by paranoid Kender.

Fucking Kender.

Kender fucking.

>>8147449
I loled.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

long ago, Man conquered heaven and cast god from his throne.

truly original setting (TOS):

"Ancient civilizations were less advanced than current ones, ruins are only interesting to historians"

>>8147449

It's like I'm really playing 40k!

No adventure today.

The adventure is to find the adventure.

dude, where's my horse?

>>8147509
>>8147527
OH GOD WHAT

"What the fuck is that smell?!"

>>8147427
>Holyshitium

Glorious.

>>8147536

Amazing.

Also, as a historian, I can tell you ancient shit is useful to modern man. Mainly through the medium of 'WE TRIED THAT SHIT BEFORE AND IT DIDN'T WORK. IF YOU TELL ME THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT, I WILL CUT YOU.'

A skilled warrior from the east seeks men to help him re-establish his ancestor's clan while fending off 3 other clans, all of whom are at war with each other.

>>8147406
Despite no such subterranean creatures existing, the tunnel was dug from below.

in this town That Dragon is Al Capone and you're The Untouchables.

Tau kill the Emperor

Psychopathic historian goes on serial cutting spree.

Bee keeper's bees get mutated by magic, vows to kill all arcane users.

>>8147672
Warriors from the west seek men to help rebuild their clan's home and fight off an invading hoard of monsters

Mage's magic get mutated by bees, vows to kill all Bee-keepers.

Huge meteors fall from space, suddenly raptors everywhere.

Bees learn magic, vow to kill all bee keepers.

Huge raptors fall from space, suddenly meteors everywhere.

iron discs from the sky have landed and little green men are invading the kingdom

Barbarian goes to therapy. Kills therapist.

The town has a valuable object in it.

You're asked to leave town.

"YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED WHILE YOU WERE GONE"

>>8147672
FUCK YES BATTLE REALMS

>>8147650

yeah, I know, history buff here, is just that i'm fucking tired of most settings being LOLDARKAGES and most kingdoms being pale shadows in terms of art, architecture and magic to their ancient counterparts

and all of that just because Tolkien was a reactionfag who tought cars were dooming us all

random pic from my /tg/ folder

"faggots discuss games"

Kuo-Toa gets wish, all soft-skins disappear.

The sky is suddenly different.

In a world without magic, one man must protect his +5 Longsword.

Games suddenly become animate and begin discussing homosexuals.

The Elves' overuse of magic will soon melt The frigged norths and all the kingdoms with be swallowed by the sea!

Homosexual Games rise in popularity!

Dragons fuck shit up.

Shits fuck dragons up.

The moon sleeps, the earth buckles, and the beast awakens.

there is a city in the belly of this leviathan

>>8148046
There is a leviathan in the body of this city
What do

Games raise popularity of homosexuals.

A Space Marine from a divergent chapter aspires to emulate the teachings of the Great Primarch and recognize Marneus Calgar as his spiritual liege.

You have no idea what you're doing but think you know everything.

Centuries after the mysterious appearance of all dragons from the world, a conglomeration of reptilian monster races menaces the countryside as they hunt for their supposed ancestors' artifacts.

Unbeknownst to all but its elders, a city is built on top of a tarrasque imprisoned by giant Immovable Rods.

Ancient artifacts come to life and seek vengeance for being used.

>>8147100
Fuckin' lol!

i am loling so hard at this thread.

Ancient artifacts come to life, find out they're at the bottom of the sea.

You awake.

Rocks fall, everyone gets superpowers.

Bottom of the sea comes to life, collects ancient artifacts.

Superpowers fall, everyone gets rocks.

Superheroes fall, rocks get superpowers.

Party hires bard, feel buyer's remorse.

>>8148294
I've played that one.

Bard hires party, feels existential remorse.

Party of bards hire existentialists, feel nothing.

Existentialists hire Party Bards, feel colors.

>This thread

A dozen men run naked through town, wearing masks in the likeness of a local nudist revolutionary, sparking police violence, which in turn leads to massive civil unrest.

>>8148306
Superpowers fall, everyone rocks.

Torog digs too deep, unleashes fortress of dwarves.

Deadpool, Doctor Who, Batman, and Fred Durst must stop Godzilla from winning an international beat-boxing competition.

bees get their shit together.

>>8148505
Was waiting for someone to post this.

"Evil Bard makes absurd bet with devil, tricks good party into winning bet for him."

Damn you, I have to read that whole list every time it's posted.

HEY LIL' FELLA YOU LIKA JUMP ROPE
WHAT DO YOU THINK CAN-DY IS MADE OUT OF?

Young god gives divinity to anyone who can make her cum.

Wee-Jas versus The Raven Queen.

SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

>>8148545

>>8148562
Depends, if it's 4e Wee Jas, Ravenqueen wins. If it's 3.5 Wee Jas, Ravenqueen is her fucktoy.

Cthulhu and Godzilla square off in break-dancing competition; Tokyo is selling tickets.

>>8148573

Does it end in sex either way?

>>8148562
In my TOS, The Raven Queen, Wee-Jas, and Evening Glory rule death as a goddess triad.

Cum god gives divinity to anyone that can make her young.

>>8148592
....so stealing this.

>>8148588

I'd rather see every giant monster and Eldritch Abomination go at it in a wrestling match. Maybe something along the lines of King of Monsters and Kinnikuman.

Eldritch abominations host tournament for human heroes.

>>8148612
Go for it, bro. It's the best when one of your PCs roll a cleric of "The Triad."

Lord of Blades wants party's greatest weapon.

You must ensure that little red riding hood does not get to grandmother's house.

An Epic Journey to Destroy an Artifact in The Depths of a Fiery Mountain.

"It is time for your party to party. Will you and your party party hard before venturing forth?"

>>8148756
Shortest game session ever

pic related

>>8148866
No. You are wolves. In Arcadia. Red is a True Fae.

>"A Dwarven city digs too deep and unleashes a cult of Tordek."

well this doesn't sound bad at all

>>8148889
No. You are railroading. In NoFunAllowed. Red rolls for anal circumference..

>>8148505
# 56
Someone call for me?

>>8148866
There are NO CLOCKS in Arcadia.

Muahahahahahahahahahaha

Your party discovers that every 50,000 years, warforged rise up and kill all living beings... in order to reproduce.

>>8148944
It was brutal, man.

Alright /tg/, I just made a bet with a friend that he could not make a paragon level character with a higher AC than my paladin (a whopping 30). Is it possible? Can I feasibly lose this bet? The limit on gold is 5,000 and AC bonuses from powers do not count.

Also general 4e build thread.

>>8149041
This is 4e. Take your char -op content back to the 3.x gleemax boards, trollop

>>8147320
>Lord of the Rings except with dragons.

Hobbit.

>>8149113
Not LotR dragons.
They die from a single arrow, and they're all niggers sporting bling.

>>8149141
>They die from a single arrow,
If you know nothing about LotR, don't talk about it.

>>8148988
YASD, Oregon Trail edition...

I would play the shit out of an Oregon Trail roguelike.

"Secret agents for House Phiarlan uncover a plot surrounding a creation forge that can make warforged bodysnatchers."

"The creation of FR's first Panama/Suez-type canal in nationally unclaimed territory sparks a massive war in the Shining South."

"Malar is actually an imprisoned Elder God set to devour all life and cultists are dangerously close to finding and opening his prison."

"Thulsa Doom demands bitches."

>>8149041

I made a level 11 Fighter with 27 AC.

So, yes, it's very possible.

Redneck druids have kidnapped a pregnant Warforged sorceress.

Elven hate crimes on the rise; Drow become eminently dominant/legitimized race in local kingdom.

Gigantic hole found in deep woods discovered to be eye socket of immense unknown creature; explorers wanted.

Miners trapped three centuries prior escape from ancient gold mine, armed and bitter.

Mithril discovered in abundance inside the childhood home of local Lich King during his centennial visit.

Meteor strikes local forest, spawning a full dozen Inevitables bent on destroying all forms of "chaotic biologic structures" (ie: living things).

distusting ass aberrations show up, kill them with fire

Suddenly, DICKS EVERYWHERE

After conducting a ritual, your baby brother is stolen by a gestalt bard/sorcerer half-goblin, who is supposedly their king, you must save your brother.

>>8152551
The entire party is reminded of the babe.

>>8152539

My next campaign AND my next campaign group.

I'm stealing every idea in this thread

Party finds note " Need help, cat stuck in tree, answers to Mr. Boots, large reward"
Cat's owner is a necromancer, cat is a Displacer Beast, tree is an Ent.

The party comes across an odd Archaeotech pict-finder/dataslate, it's set to a thing called "4chan"

"An unexpected pregnancy leads to complications."

>>8148505
LEVEL TWO

A great fleet of human Time Jumpers from the future visit the Earth, which has long been forgotten and erased from racial lore and they decide to mine it and the party must stop them from doing this through either diplomacy or brute.

A mysterious man visits you in a mysterious manner and presents you with a mysterious note detailing a mysterious quest that you seem to be mysteriously drawn to.

Twilight vampires and werewolfs get stranded in the Kingdom Hearts universe and have to work together to get home.

Autumn Ogre (or Darkling) believes it's a zombie, starts trying to spread the plague.

>>8152636

What babe?

The Shunned Land is strange and unsettling, covered in cyclopean monuments that seem deliberately wrought to sow unease in the hearts of men; wrought by the Ancients at the height of their dominion, it is said that they left a great secret buried deep below the earth.

>>8148866
It's half past rape. Which incidentally is a hillarious expression.

The Existentialist party hires bards, Political campaign a monumental success.

>>8152927
The babe with the power.

Secluded continent full of crazy people, adventurers are puzzled why they can see their country from the shores.

Oh look evil dwarves have gold, lets take it.

>>8146893
every CoC campaign ultimately leads towards this.

/thread

a virus is spreading among the servitors of a forge world during an important production period, causes rampant dancing.

>>8153791
>ONE

"Your world is actually a prison for an eldritch horror, and it's waking up."