you had a pleasant day with your girlfriendafter coming home and relaxing a bit it suddenly dawned on youOH SHITYOU'RE IN A FUCKING HURRYWHAT DO YOU DO
jump out the window
>>8092503and into the sun
NO TIME FOR THE WINDOW.PICK UP THE TELEVISION.THROW IT THROUGH THE FUCKING DOOR.
put some pants on
>>8092512and do one of those action movie rolls when you land on teh sun
Hurl the couch through the window and ride it downtown.
>>8092490Jump out window
>>8092515OH FUCK, FORGOT ABOUT MY PANTS!
THIS HAS NEVER FAILED YOU BEFORE
>>8092490...RUN...OUT THE DOOR...
DAMMIT OP WE'RE IN A HURRY.WE NEED THE NEXT PICTURE FAST.PICTURES. I NEED PICTURES. PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN.
>>8092524and into the sin
SHITI DIDN'T MASTURBATEI MIGHT GO BLINDMASTURBATE ON THE WAY DOWN, FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES
>>8092543THE SUN
HURRY!
CONSIDER WEARING JET BOOTS AND FACING DOWN WHEN FALLING. WE DONT HAVE THE FUCKING TIME TO FREEFALL NORMALLY.FUCK. WE DONT HAVE TIME
VAMANOS ESSE!
WHERE THE FUCK DID WE GET THE SICK PAD? NO TIME FOR ANSWERS. HURRY.
TO THE SUN
>>8092534I RUN WITH RECKLESS ABANDON. NO WALKING. WALKING WASTE TIME WHICH IS FOR FAGGOTS. RUN! FOR FUCKS SAKE RUN!
WE KINDA NEED THE SUN, BUT GIVE IT A BITCHSLAP JUST TO SHOW IT WHO'S BOSS
>>8092584THATS NOT THE SUN! ITS AN IMPOSTOR!
>>8092584IS THAT LIKE A FUCKING ASTEROID? JESUS IT'S GOING TOO SLOW
HERE YOU ARE ON THE SUN
>>8092584holy shit off the fucking asteroid
WHAT THE FUCK OP!? I'VE F5ED LIKE ONE MILLION TIMES WAITING FOR A RESPONSE. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD HURRY UP!
>>8092606EAT ITS HEARTGAIN ITS COURAGE
>>8092606EAT THE SUN WITH YOUR HANDS. NO TIME FOR SPOONS OR UTENSILS! EAT EAT EAT! PUSH IT! PUSH IT! HAVE YOU GOT A PAIR OR WHAT!?
>>8092606what are you doing no time for landing just go right through that damn sun
>>8092584NOW FUCKING RUN ON THE SUN!
>>8092629I USE SKILL COMBINATION RUN, EAT (SUN), SCREAM, SHIT IN CONJUNCTION WITH ADRENALINE RUSH.
THIS SUNSHALL BE DELICIOUS
>>8092629WHILE EATING BIT OF IT!!!!!
>>8092650EAT IT IN ONE BITE! NO TIME TO CHEW!
>>8092650EAT IT WHOLERUN OFF THE INDIGESTION
FORGOT TO MASTURBATE, FUCK THE SUN WHILE EATING AND RUNNING ON IT. GO GO GO. FINAL DESTINATION.
WHAT THE FUCK OP? HURRY THE FUCK UP!
THIS SUN SHALL FUEL YOU
>>8092713FUCK YEAH.
>>8092713NO TIME TO WASTE!GET THAT ALL UP INS SO WE CAN GET ON WITH GETTING TO SATURN!SHITS MADE OF GAS, AIN'T GONNA IGNITE ITSELF!
>>8092713SHIT OUT THE SUN! PRONTO!
OH FUCK WE FORGOT TO EMAIL THAT BAD SMELLING GUY FROM WORK
AS YOU BEGIN YOUR SUN-ATHELON
>>8092737FUCK HIM. FUCK HIM IN THE MOUTH. IF WE NEEDED HIS MOTHER FUCKING APPROVAL WE WOULD HAVE ALREADY DEALT WITH IT. SIDEQUEST: SHIT ON BAD SMELLING GUYS DESK FOR WAISTING YOUR TIME
>>8092745FUCKING HURRY WE NEED TO GET BACK TO EARTHSMASH THROUGH MERCURY AND VENUSBITCHES GETTING IN OUR WAY
>>8092745I SEE NO SHITTING OF THE SUN! SHIT OUT THAT SUN NOW! NOW! NOW!
YOU BEGIN TO SHIT OUT THE SUNOW FUCK THAT HURTDESPITE YOUR HURRYING, YOU WILL NEED TO WAIT FOR IT TO COOL BEFORE YOU TRY THAT AGAINALMOST OUT OF SUN NOW
ALMOST FORGOT TO DIE, THERE'S NO AIR IN SPACEDON'T FORGET AFTER YOU MASTURBATE
>>8092790DESTROY MERCURY AND VENUS! WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK HOME! THEY ARE IN OUR WAY!
>>8092773SHIT OUT THE SUN ON BAD SMELLING GUY'S DESK FROM WORK.
I USE CRAFT (SUN) TO FORM THE REMAINDER OF THE SUN INTO PACMAN AND MOTHERFUCKING EAT MERCURY AND VENUS SO I CAN RETURN HOME.
YOU CAN BREATHE IN SPACEAFTER MASTURBATING, YOU DECIDE TO HEAD HOMEMERCURY YOU'D BEST GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY
>>8092490EAT SUNBECOME PELOR
>>8092845DAMNIT, MERCURY MUST OF BEEN IN A HURRY GETTING DRESSED THIS MORNINGSHE FORGOT TO PUT ON HER SCHOOL UNIFORM!(sexy)
OH SHITWHEN YOU MASTURBATE YOU GO BLINDNOT THE OTHER WAY AROUNDFIND A FUCKING SPACE EYE DOCTOR
>>8092845RAPE MERCURY
>>8092845EAT HIS LIVERGAIN HIS BEAUTY
>>8092868RAPE MERCURY TO FUCKING DEATH! DO IT!
EAT MARS NEXTBECOME GOD OF SUN AND WARTHE UNCONQUERED SUN MOTHER FUCKER
>>8092884Dude, we already destroyed Mars' phylactery and threw him into the sun.
>>8092892OH WHAT THE FUCKfuck it RAPE MERCURY
TAKE IT MERCURYYOU LITTLE SLUT
>This threadLIKE A BOSS
>>8092909QUICKLY, USE >ITEM>WEDDINGSACK
>>8092909EXPLOSIVE EJACULATION! FUCK MERCURY TO DEATH!
YOU RIP OUT MERCURY'S LIVERNEXT STOP, VENUS
>>8092957BEAT UP GALACTUS
>>8092957BREAK VENUS IN HALF! FLY RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKER! HURRY!
>>8092957SHE BETTER BE DRESSED THIS TIMEFUCKING PLANETS, NO MODESTY
>>8092981ALL OTHER PLANETS ARE SLUTS! WHY DO YOU THINK WE DONT LIVE ON THEM?
AS YOU APPROACH VENUS YOU NOTICE GALACTUS EYEING HER HUNGRILY"BACK OFF SHE'S MINE"
WHY ARE WE NOT FLYING THROUGH VENUS AT THIS VERY MOMENT?
>>8093031SHARE HER LIKE THE WHORE SHE IS! BUT QUICKLY!
>>8093031>>8093031>This thread>Awesome incarnate
YOU SPLIT VENUS RIGHT IN TWO ON YOUR WAY TO EARTHYOU YELL TO GALACTUS"THAT HALF IS YOURS, LEAVE THE OTHER FOR ME"
>>8093061Sir, you left your tophat and monocle at your house. You are not hurrying in a classy manner and this is appaling.
>>8093061CARRY YOUR HALF HOME! STICK IT IN YOUR FRIDGE! HURRY!
>>8093070Quite
FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HEAVYIT HAD BETTER FIT
I KNOW WE DON'T HAVE TIME, BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY THIS THREAD IS GREAT AND I LOVE IT.NOW HURRY THE FUCK UP AND SHIT THE SUN ONTO THE SMELLY GUY'S DESK.RUN!
>>8093109>>8093061>>8093031
>>8093061WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE GOT THE OLE BALL-AND-CHAIN A PRESENT?GIRLS LOVE VENUS, GET HER SOMEBUT QUICK, SHE BOARDS THE TRAIN IN FIVE MINUTES
PURSUE.LU BU.
>>8093141FUCK THAT NO TIME.CUT OFF HIS ESCAPE WITH YOUR TESTICLES
YOU FLY BACK INTO YOUR HOUSE THROUGH THE WINDOWYOU CRAM VENUS INTO YOUR FRIDGEYOU GET YOUR HAT AND MONOCLEIT IS ALMOST TIME
>>8093141>>8093141>>8093141>>8093141FUCKING THIS
>>8093158I approve.
CAST HASTE ON YOURSELF, DRINK ENERGY DRINKS, ALL OF THEM. THEN PUNCH YOUR BOSS IN THE DICK AT LIGHT SPEED. HE WON'T SEE YOU
WHERE ARE THE RAPTORS?HOW CAN WE GO FAST BUT NOT BE RIDING A RAPTOR, THE FASTEST MAMMAL KNOWN TO MAN?
>>8093165>>8093123THIS AND THIS
SHIT ON DESK! PUNCH BOSS IN NUTS!
THERE'S SOME KIND OF FORCEASPEED FORCE
>>8093209Fuck you, OP, fuck you.Manly tears
WAT?I'M WATTING AT MAXIMUM SPEED.IT ISN'T HELPING
YOU BEGIN SCREAMING ACROSS THE LANDSCAPETEARING ACROSS TERRAIN NO MATTER THE TEXTURE AS IT ALL BLURS TOGETHER INTO A VAGUE MASSDAY WOULD TURN TO NIGHT AND BACK AGAIN IF YOU HADN'T EATEN THE SUN
>>8093257WAIT FASTER
KNIT A CARDIGAN FOR YOU TO WEAR.
>>8093268OH GOD IT'S SO EPIC I FROWN'D
YOU'RE BEING HELD BACK BY DOPPLERSNASTY LITTLE FUCKERSPUNCH THEM IN THE NUTS
>>8093268FORM A SUPERFAST TEAM WITH THE FUTURE-ECHO YOUS CAUSED BY THE RELATIVISTIC EFFECTS OF YOUR SPEED. SPELL OUT A GIGANTIC "FUCK" ACROSS THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH USING THE LINED UP FUTUREPAST BODIES.FINAL DESTINATION
NOW TO HELL WITH PHYSICS, YOUR BOSS'S NUTS ARE CALLING YOUR FIST OF SPEEDTHEFUCKUP.
FACE PUN PUN.PUNPUN FAGGOT
PLEASE /tg/YOU HAVE PRIORITIESFIRST THING'S FIRSTLU BU'S NUTS DON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM
>>8093362ITS BEAUTIFULNO TIME TO ADMIRE IT.GET TO WORK
USE YOUR MOMENTUM TO SHOVE LU BU'S HEAD UP HIS ASS, WHILST USING HIS TESTICLE AS YOUR PUNCHING BAG,THEN HURRY UP AND BECOME A GOD OF SPEED
DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE THE BALL BUSTER
JESUS CHRIST, HE'S PULLING A FLASH!QUICK, OUTRUN DEATH!
AND THEN FINALLYTHAT SMELLY CO-WORKER'S OFFICEWITH HIS FUCKING DESK NEXT TO THE WINDOW
*SMASH*
SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS ON SUPTG GODAMN!
>>8093532GOODNOW ORGANIZE OUR SUPER RELATIVISTIC FUCKTEAM, POSTHASTE
>>8093532QUICKLY KILL LINCOLN AND DO IT POST-HASTE
ARCHIVE THIS SHIT! NOW!
HA HA YESJUST ONE LAST THING TO DO WHILE THIS RED MONSTERAWNDO IS STILL IN EFFECT
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>8093577ASCEND TO GODHOOD OF SPEED
>>8093600QUICKLY ARCHIVE YOUR OWN THREAD!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>8093550>>8093559POSTHASTEMIND
>>8093627YES
YESMY FINAL TRIAL IS COMPLETE
>>8093659
>>8093659QUICKLY, STICK IT TO THE FCC. oh wait.
ABEIKUIAWERNVIAVNEVNUIT'SSO BEAUTIFUL
>>8093691GET GIRLFRIEND SO SHE CAN ADMIRE THE BEAUTY
*crash*guess you should've just used a 5-hour energyoh wellnight night guys...QUEST OVERyou can slow down now
>>8093691There is only one last option.KILL THE GOD OF SPEEDadvicedog.jpgTAKE HIS FUCKING COCKLES
>>8093659THE TRIAL IS COMPETE WE ARE GODSPEED THE REDDIST, AND GODDAMN! ORKS WOULD SHIT THEMSELVES TO GO THAT FAST
>>8093726DAMN AND BLAST.He burned so brightly ;_;
happyatlasttombstone.jpg
This makes a seriously nice short comic when you view each picture in succession.
one last thing>>8092864
>>8093890Should... should I be fapan right now? Too late.
HURRY! JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!
>>8095579First time I've lold at slowpoke in a long while.
I need to kill fast and bullets too slow
was this thread ever saved? this needs to be archived
>>8093890MERCURY IS RUSSIANBALL NOW!