Wait. Isn't Kord pretty much the god of righteous rage?

>>8087605

This. Pure bullshit.

>>8087605

Sshh let him finish his story

>>8087605
I thought it was just rage...

>>8087551
show your DM the passage about Kord. then hit him upside the head with the book and leave, never to return.

I immediately call a time out on the game to argue about this, because it's retarded.

Me: "There are no rules, at all, saying a Paladin isn't allowed to be angry or fight hard."

DM: "You're serving a god like some mindless pussy, of course he wants you to shine your shoes and look your best."

Me: "Now I know you're just being a dick."

DM: "My game, my rules."

Me: "It isn't even your game."

DM: "It is for right now. Now back to the game. Hopefully someone small minded enough to serve some god will be able to fight without their dad behind them."

Me: "Having used anger as fuel for the destruction of evil many times, I easily assume someone is tampering with my connection to Kord or perhaps he's in some danger. I build on the anger of the fight and try to fuel my powers on the outrage of someone attacking my god."

I'd hoped I could just ride that out as a "Paladin devoted to a cause" long enough to get the proper DM back and wave this away. But no.

DM: "Kord is insulted by one of his mindless servants rebelling against his will and severs you from his service forever."

Me: "I call upon St.Cuthbert, God of Law, to support me in my time of need and to seek out answers to this shift in law and order."

DM: "Turn coats aren't neutral, they're definitely Evil. Your alignment shifts to Lawful Evil, and you become a Black Guard of St.Cuthbert."

Me: "This is fucking retarded."

DM: "You lose 500 XP for breaking character mid-turn."

>>8087682
>>8087551

Proceed

>>8087682

>Your alignment shifts to Lawful Evil, and you become a Black Guard of St.Cuthbert

I don't think this story is legit...

But bravo.
*clap clap clap*

Ha.

Take your group and leave the fat, greasy neckbeard to his own faggoty devices.

>>8087721

You'd be surprised, some of the people the hobby attracts...

That being said it seems implausible to me, too.

>>8087682

...not sure if serious...

Me: "Fine. I use my new found powers of hate to further the fight against the orcs. I don't intend to leave any alive."

After taking down the Orc Cheif, who didn't seem phased by the cosmic wanking going on right infront of him, and dealing with all the other orcs who jumped in after the "duel to determine the winner of the war." The DM says "Okay, two members of the party are Good, and obviously can't tolerate having an Evil member in the group. You're cast from the party."

The person playing a Bard quickly responded with "This person's been with us for in-game years of adventuring, we wouldn't just abandon him after all that because something has shifted in his power. Besides, it's not like we all have 'Is He Evil?' goggles on."

DM: "You can keep him with you, but everyone who's Good and finds out he's Evil and doesn't do anything about it will shift to Neutral."

At this we take a break, and discuss what was widely regarded as "steaming horseshit" and decide that we'll just ride it out until the other DM gets back and pretend none of this happened.

The game goes by, me nearly dying every single fight, and we don't do anything very memorable.

We're just waiting for our usual DM to get back, wondering why the hell he is friends with this dickblaster.

If it was me I would have told the DM "I'm going to fuel my rage and be cast out from god and beat your face in if you don't stop being such a cunt."

>>8087784

>dickblaster.

PROCEED

Continue.

We just start all in general disregarding rules, because the DM does, and have a fun game around this DMs wanking. For the most part, as long as someone doesn't bring up Good aligned Divine powers, he was a decent enough DM.

Our original DM finally gets back and we tell him what all went down. He looked through the notes of the player who writes EVERYTHING down, and says "Well, I don't see why we can't play this out."

We're all shocked, and wondering what idea he has.

This man is now cemented as one of my favorite DMs I've ever met.

He manages to turn it around and have my Blackguard abilities being drawn from Vecna, who had also intercepted my connection to Kord. Through a series of quests involving a crystal to siphon the power coming in from Vecna. Once I route his power to the crystal I'm able to get my powers from Kord back. We went to talk to one of the highest priests of Kord, and he tells us this has happened to several Paladins, most of which lost their minds at the switch since they weren't able to see that Kord's dishonor wasn't true, or succumbed to the new evil powers.

Now I have my power and connection to Kord back, and a crystal pulling in power from Vecna. We talked to the priest about destroying it, or using it against him and he said "We've discussed this connection with the council and hope we can turn it against Vecna, to play his own game and learn some of his secrets. Since you were able to see through his lies and fight his influence, we think you should keep it, and study it. It may be of some use. If you learn anything about how and why Vecna is doing this, send us a message immediately. Normally you could speak to the high priest of any of our temples and get word to us, but we don't know how deep this corruption goes."

I hold onto the crystal, keeping it on my belt buckle so that it doesn't get near my eyes when I use Detect Evil, since it tends to read as "whoa fuck, there's an evil god right there!"

>>8087905

Good end!

>>8087551
I was expecting something where you got back at the bad DM.

Oh well. They can't all be winners.

Time goes on, and we're rushing against the clock to finish the main story at this point. The main story, in short version, is that a great warrior has been slaughtering kings and their families, conquering all he can, and has been bringing soldiers his army kills back as undead to help him fight. There's more to it, but it doesn't really affect this story.

Along the way there we get in a fight with a some high level bandits who've been payed off to attack anyone who looks like they're hero types. The 5 bandits are 3 Fighters, 1 Rogue, and 1 Barbarian. I get in a similar fight with the Barbarian, and pull out the old "roar back at him" in a throw back to the fight that caused all the prior silliness. The DM says "You feel an oddly familiar surge and shift, and you feel your old Blackguard powers shift to the front."

>>8087934
This is win so far, getting back will be cake gravy.

>>8087955
Holy shit, not over yet. This is getting good.

>>8087551
>>8087682
>>8087784
10/10. I would do the same things as you, OP.
>>8087905
This DM is an amazing man and should feel amazing.

>>8087984
>>8087991
Samefag

>>8088007
>>8087991 here. Fuck off, what the fuck is cake gravy anyway?

I start to worry that the evil in the crystal is going to take over, or already has, so I finish off the Barbarian and step out of the fight for a round to "focus, pray, collect my thoughts, and calm down" and the DM says "as your rage subsides you feel the evil power fade and your connection to Kord is still there, as strong as ever."

After a bit of out of character discussion and some in-character party talk, we determine that the crystal resonates with the anger that allowed Vecna to slide in the first time, and lets me draw his power from the crystal.

In crunch terms, I can swap from Paladin to Blackguard with a full-round action that allows a single attack or movement. No other actions, because I need enough focus to clam or enrage myself, and those are things I can do while fighting or running.

This leads to a few minutes of Spider-Man jokes, but once those are out of the way it turns into one of the most badass characters I've ever played.

We go on, I get used to the "two character sheets" ordeal, and we finally catch the man who's been slaughtering kings. He's a corrupted Paladin of Kord, who's been tricked, and Vecna has fooled him into thinking that all these kings are evil and want to strip the land of the god's influence, and if he doesn't conquer them soon all Paladins will be enemies of the state.

His faith was so strong that he's kept his connection to Kord, though, Vecna can only speak to him and trick him from there.

>>8088057

Cecil from FF:Dissidia, hi.

>>8088069

Wasn't the only one who thought of that first then.

>>8088057
I fully approve of this turn of events.

>>8088114

Yeah. It's a good story anyway, but this really reminds me of Cecil.

Your DM is god among men.

That is all.

So the temporary DM (Dickblaster) was The Amazing Atheist?

>>8088145

This. Any DM learns how to clean up his own fuckups, but it takes talent to clean up the fuckups of another.

If this isn't all a plan, anyway. It wouldn't surprise me with the way it was presented.

We rush into the throne room of the second to last king, to see him beating King Throle to death with his own crown. He sees us, and yells "Kord has told me of you. The villains and turn coats who burning his temples!" We try to reason with him and tell him what's actually going on, but he throws the crown of the dying king like a Frisbee strait into my teeth while yelling "BETRAYER!" and telling one of his undead guards to bring him his sword.

I run to him while the rest of the party try to get the sword from his Skeletal Half-Ogre Lieutenant. They manage to kill him, but the next guard grabs the sword and makes a run for it.

When I get to the Paladin I turn Blackguard and we have a very odd reversal of the Good vs Evil fight. We're nearly evenly matched, with neither of us getting in many hits or doing much damage when we do, since I opted not to pull out my mace since he was unarmed too. It turns into a magic fight, as well as Paladins and Blackguards can, until his guard throws his sword to him. As soon as he catches the sword the armor on that arm shatters, and his arm looks burnt black. He sees it, and understands what he's done and yells "STOP!" to his guards, just as a black beam like a lightning bolt strikes him through the window.

A voice explodes through the throne room, shattering the stained glass windows, and I identify it as the voice of Vecna, having heard it in my mind before.

The Paladin his the floor, dead from the bolt. His guards, however, seem to get stronger and smarter, and start fighting harder. We kill the remaining guards (one of which was thrown out of the now open windows and landed on the point of gate below. It didn't kill it, but the castle had an angry and loud undead for a decoration for a while.) and then we hear Vecna boom through the throne room again yelling "STAND UP AND FIGHT, I NEVER SAID FOR YOU TO STOP!" and the Paladin stands back up, his golden armor appearing to rust as he stood up. He was now an Undead Blackguard.

Fuck yeah.

>>8088201

Your image is bullshit. Tellah isn't there with Rydia when the ice is burned away.

>>8088221

Yeah but Edward sucks.

A Good Story.

>>8088221

He wasn't? Hell, I haven't played it since it was still called Final Fantasy II, on the cartridge.

Disregard me. My mouth is a commonly-used receptacle for cocks.

>>8088247

Yeah was Cecil, Rydia, and Edward.

however Yang is the best... ACHOO!

>>8088260

Rosa too, you just got her back before going to Mt. Fabul.

>>8088221

Thats probably because Rydia wasent supposed to be there. it was Palom and Porom. But your right Tellah wasent there just yet. He was up ahead a little.

>>8088278

No see, Palom and Porom were there when you quenched the fires on Mt. Ordeals. Totally different thing. Really.

He's much stronger than before, having gained a pretty big combat advantage from becoming an Undead Blackguard, strait from Vecna. The fight goes on for a LONG time. Even our heaviest hits don't seem to bother him.

The Rogue in the party pulls his helmet off and leaves a dagger in his neck, and we get to see that his face is rotting "Raiders of the Ark" style as we fight.

We start pulling off more armor, and find that any pieces we take off make that limb rot extremely fast, and become easy to remove. After getting one of this spaulders off he stares at me and says "I won't be the only one!" and two rounds later cuts off my left arm.

I ask the DM if I can get a clue on what the armor removal does, crunch wise, and he eventually tells me that taking off armor pieces is like removing Hit Dice from him.

So I use the loss of my arm as a reason to get pissed and turn Blackguard. Then I try to Command him instead of Turn. The attempt fails, so we pry off a few more armor pieces and I try again, managing to get control of him. I order him to stand in the armor removal pose, and we just stake his armor off like Squires. We only have to get off his belt when he breaks my control and stabs the stump of my removed arm, which takes me out of the fight.

>>8088260

"'Twas the sneeze that launched a thousand ships. 'Twas the sneeze that inspired a sense of nationalism. 'Twas the sneeze that felled a thousand, thousand foes, and still counting."

-Excerpt from the Tale Of The Crystals, by Edward Damcyan.

Goddamn, I would have walked from that first DM, what a douche.

>>8088288

That's a good, creative battle set up there. I approve. How'd your rogue think to remove his helmet in the first place, though?

These "Paladin falls for no reason" threads are almost always trolling and are never, never interesting.

>crown throwing
>awesome improvisation
Man, I'd thank dickblaster for starting this, it's fucking awesome

>>8088338

This one is the exception that proves the rule?

>>8088338

except this one, this is fucking epic shit.

>>8088338
Dude, read it whole, it has an incredible twist!

>>8088351

Good paladin stories and threads are worth their weigh in gold. Sameo, Paladin in Hell, Rapeguard, all of those are kickin' awesome.

inb4 Bel-Air

OP, you have an awesome DM

The Rogue gets a knife under the belt and cuts it, dropping off the last of his armor, and a few hits from the party finishes him off.

They're able to stabilize me and get me on my feet. I look at my poisoned stump, still angry and in Blackguard form, and stomp the skull of the former Paladin. A purple flame shoots out of it and out the window. The bones of the skeletal blackguard creak and move a little, like when you kill a bug and it thrashes around for a while afterward.

We decide to break the bones with a hammer, worried that he'll come back, since the bones are moving. We pick up a couple bones each, and walk them over to a table and the Bard starts to get a hammer out of his pack. I pick up the bone from his left arm, like the one he took from me, and look at it. I, thinking it would just be some fun roleplaying, go Blackguard for just a moment because of the anger over my arm. As soon as I turned Blackguard, though, the bones from the arm flail wildly, and latches onto my stump. The armor that was on that arm earlier flies over to me and seals over the bone, looking like I have an arm there. I decided to destroy this evil appendage rather than keep it (The DM gave me one of those approving bobbing head nods when I said that) and I calmed down back to Paladin. But in Paladin form, it's not there. I just have an undead arm in Blackguard form.

>>8088379

Classy

>>8088379
NICE

>>8088379
Fucking classy.

>>8088379

dc 14 or die!

who the fuck cares...

>>8088420

Fuck you, you're probably the dickblaster.

>>8088379

And maybe even a deathwish?

>>8088446
That quest was bad and you should feel bad.

The campaign is over, but we all really liked our characters from this game (The other party members had gotten plenty of cool things, not just me. The Rogue,for example, had spent some time with some monks up in the mountains and had learned to fly.)

So, next week we start a game where I'm playing a Paladin/Blackguard and I'm pretty excited.

I should try to find something interesting to do with that arm, and something to do with my lack of arm in regular Paladin form, which I'll be in most of the time.

The Dick DM came by today while a few of us were having a couple drinks at the DMs house and asked to join the game. I told him I'd rather force feed him his dog than let him in the game and he tried to start an argument with some "it's not my fault you're such a stupid person you'd follow religion" speech, when the DM interrupted him to tell him how he worked out all the stupid things he'd pulled. Dick DM then tried to claim it was his plan all along and they were in on it and Usual DM says "No it wasn't, you buttfucked gypsy, I told you not to pull that shit and keep it tame. I really doubt these people want to be in any gaming group with you now."

Dick DM now has no gaming group at all, and apparently spends a good deal of time making characters to kill mine with and keeps asking to get into the game.

>>8088443

show me where the powergamer touched you...

>>8088069
I haven't played a Final Fantasy game since I was about 16 and has a Playstation 1, and don't have a PSP, so I've never played Dissida.

Henceforth, I'll only ever be able to remember this as the Story of Hulk Paladin.

Something about a shining beacon of light and justice very stoically standing as the sole defender of a small village from the destructive force of an army of orcs is appealing. Especially when he's sitting there with a cigarette, talking to the orc leader, who just can't seem to shut up about how puny the one-armed paladin is.

"UFGAR'S ARMY WILL MARCH OVER YOUR CORPSE, ONE-ARM! UFGAR WILL REIGN SUPREME WHEN HE HAS REACHED KING'S THRONE AND-"
"You're making me angry."
*Dark circles, like the sort you get when you haven't slept in thirty six hours, appear around the paladin's eyes and the gleam fades from his armor*
"... I don't think you'll like me when I'm angry."

>>8088464

i know that person!

>>8088464
Pull an Army of Darkness, find a tinkerer between-campaigns to build your ass a new arm.

Archive this.

>>8088328
He wanted to hit him with it, like the Paladin had earlier hit the king with his crown, so it was either just luck or the DM just rolled with it.

>>8088467

This thread is about awesome rp'ing, not any powergamers.

>>8088494

YES

>>8088494

Name's Ash, Paladin of Kord.

>>8088494
I figure the easiest one to go with are those Warforged arms from Eberron, but I'm not sure if he'll let me have those in this game.

I also might just play out the only having one arm part, and use it as a reason to use my Blackguard powers more often. It might end up fun to play the one armed Paladin bit up some.

>>8088518

alright, i apologize for that and the DC 14 thing. I just dont think d&d is an actual "role-playing"-game. I have other systems for that (systems that make your character feel pain by other means then the cast!).

Nothing against D&D though, you can have some good RP'ing moments in between the slaughter.

>>8088560

Is regeneration an option?

>>8088464
>Dick DM now has no gaming group at all, and apparently spends a good deal of time making characters to kill mine with and keeps asking to get into the game.

BEST END.

This is awesome, what happened to the DerpMaster?

>>8088564
That sounds much more like an issue with your group than your game. I've never had any problem roleplaying in D&D at all.

>>8088486
Ufgarr, huh? That's weird. I have a Dwarven Slayer named Ulfgarr, and he's had some pretty awesome stories so far. Nothing over-arching like that, but awesome to me anyway.

>>8088578
DerpMaster, I like that. I'll have to pass that name on.

As for what he's up to, last I heard no one wants him in their gaming group since they all heard what he pulled in ours, and he makes characters he never gets to use and bases them all around killing my character.

>>8088464

>Dick DM now has no gaming group at all, and apparently spends a good deal of time making characters to kill mine with and keeps asking to get into the game.

Next time Gadget, NEXT TIIIIIIME

>>8088486
I imagine that situation will come up a few times as we go.

>>8088602

Obsessive much?

>>8088602
Pray-tell, is he one of those athiests who bashes anyone who believes in religion just because he can?

>>8088602
I cannot help but laugh.

>>8088464
>>8088464
>>8088464
>>8088464
pic related?

>>8088637
The good DM says that guy has always been really antisocial and just plays video games all the time, and D&D was most of the social interaction he did.

I guess that being a dick and ruining your main source of "friends" is probably a pretty big kick to the dick.

>>8088602

Hilarious part is that, when you retire that character, he'll have to settle for trying to murder whatever your next character is.

"FUCKING PALADIIIIIIIIIIN!"
"Dude! Who the hell are you?! I'm a goddamn bard! Getawaygetawaygetaway!"

>>8088666

I feel bad for him, I had/have a friend like that. He's a decent guy beneath all of it, but has no clue on how to maintain relationships. He's a total failure to socialization and miserable because of it.

>>8088666
He's earned that kick though, and that's what makes it funny

>>8088647
Yeah. He seems to have a major case of "I'm still mad I had to get up early on Sunday" and won't let it go.

Even if people aren't religious I don't see why they have to bring that into the game. That's just like a friend we have that joined the Army and ALWAYS wants a gun in every game he plays, no matter what system or time it's in. Except that's less of "I'm a douche" and more "I spent a few months goofing around in the desert and had a lot of fun shooting at things." I expect it'll wear off eventually.

>>8088647
He sounds more like a fuckhead who can't separate games from reality. I'm a pretty fucking rabid atheist in RL, though I'm not a dick about it. But I can understand that games are not real life, and I'll happily play a pious priest or a paladin. And do my best not to be a parody, especially as in most game worlds the gods are demonstratably real.

>>8088683
I think it would be really funny to make characters to kill the ones he's made to kill my Paladin and then let him into the group.

>>8088723
Well that just ruined it a little.

ARCHIVE THIS IMMEDIATELY.

>>8088711
I've got absolutely no problem with anyone's religious beliefs, no matter what they are. I've only got a problem with it when they demand that everyone agree with them and will go to any lengths to piss off people who don't.

I just can't understand bringing that into the game, either.

>>8088734
IDK, it was good, but not archive good in my honest opinion.

>>8088723
...Fuck.

Why do you have to be that guy? I hope I can get that connection out of my head before the next game.

>>8088734

I did it 35 minutes ago.

ozymandias.jpg

>>8088747
>I get angry when people play Paladins in my games too, I don't see what the problem was.

>>8088711
See, the funny thing is that when you play that parody, you have fun with the character. Eventually the character turns into a serious one, and even a pretty good one at that. Motto of the post: If I cannot make fun of it, I cannot take it seriously.
>>8088712
Fuck yeah.

I wonder if DerpMaster realizes the irony of what he did.

If, that is, something horrible happened in his life and caused him to blame *Insert Divine Power Here.*

>>8088740
Pretty much this. If someone starts giving me shit about being an atheist or trying to convert me (which is pretty fucking rare, living in England), I won't hold back in return. Otherwise I'll just shut the fuck up and get on with the game, because there's no way arguing about this shit is going to be more interesting. And I certainly wouldn't try fucking someone over for playing a religious character. Counts double for Forgotten Realms, where you've got to be completely retarded NOT to worship a deity.

>>8088816

What if you played a thirty-something woman spellcaster that's currently between deities because her last god turned out to be a psycho?

Hopefully you'd let the Derpmaster back into the group if he apologizes. He doesn't sound like the kind of person who will, though.

>>8088852

What god?

I don't understand why the fuck you would bring your atheism into a game. Obviously there are Gods in D&D world, to be an atheist in it would be retarded. I mean, I'm an atheist in real life, but christ, its a goddamn game.

Couldn't you get yourself a Warforged arm that's hollow. Meaning that you'd be able to use it like a regular (offside) arm when in 'good' mode, but use it as a fuck awesome uber-arm in 'evil' mode? (meaning switching handedness when good/evil though)

>>8088852
..OK, that's not retarded. That's pretty funny. I was thinking more of the people who outright refuse to pick a patron and then whine when they can't be ressed.

>>8088883

You could always be the kind of atheist that accepts that there are gods around, but doesn't consider them worthy of worship and adoration.

>>8088852

Oh god. What have you done?

Thirty-something woman spellcaster meets up with her fellow thirty-something friends. The Chaotic Neutral cleric that worships a different god every week. The heathen rogue that's never found the right deity and probably never will. The devoted paladin who's happily worshiping Helm.

It's like Sex In The City, but on a biblical scale.

>>8088879

I don't know. I'm not terribly familiar with the individual settings, because I'm retarded with names.

What's the most obviously psychotic god in Forgotten Realms?

>>8088905
that really wouldn't be an atheist though, would it? With proof that there are gods, it's impossible to believe that there aren't any... at least, not without being a complete retard.

>>8088905

What is this, are you an Athar or something?

A deifically-powered super arm, you say?

>>8088905
So an agnostic. "Let me live my life; the trials and adulations of gods are not for this simple man."

>>8088940
Does Tharizdun still count as a god?

>>8088917

FUND IT

>>8088986
Again, Agnostic isn't quite the right word, since that means you can't be sure if the gods are real or not. I think for denying the power of actual gods, the word Heretic is probably most apt.

>>8088917

I can see it now.

"You guys are never going to believe what happened to me last night. I had THE most amazing night with Pelor."
"That sun god? Really?"
"Really! I was up all night long, administering healing and turning undead. I'm sooo tired..."

>>8089075

>>8089075
Anti-Theist would be an active disbelief in the Gods.

Their disbelief is so strong it practically counts as belief.

OP you should have a kick ass weapon that can only be handled my you Blackguard arm.

>>8089218

Ur-priest?

>>8089311
Ur-priest HAET gods.

>>8089325

Enough to steal their powerz!!!!

>>8088703
I have a friend like that. Our DM said he'd let his epic destiny be US Marine, but he has to climb a mountain and kill a fire demon, like in the commercials.

>>8089383

US Marines would be a fuckload more awesome if it turned out that wasn't just effects in the commercial, but that to become one really did involve climbing mountains and asskicking fire-demons.

>>8089408

I'd watch out in your next game, OP. You become what you hate, or you hate what you become...

>>8089408

All US Marines are initiated in the same way, they climb a mountain with no help of ropes, and fight a fire demon with only a sword they have found nearby, upon completion, the become a US marine, in clothing as well.

And then they stand in a line and stare at their swords for eternity.

Until they have to go to work and climb ropes to their meetings.

I am quite a rabid atheist, I will mock your real life beliefs and I will openly inform you the logical flaws in your god. But when it comes to DnD, I Play paladins and clerics. I love being a religious guy with actual powers, proof of a god, and blessings of said god. It is fun to pretend.

>>8089656
When I play DnD I roll dice. It's fun to be in a pretend world where most actions are based or random luck.

>>8087551
you should get a warforge arm for paladin form...then go super saiyan or something.

we need some draw faggotry in here
this is too awesome for text alone

>>8089656
You're what most people call "A Douche."

It's funny to see that in your "games of pretend" you pretend to not be a douche.

>>8091081
Found this in a thread on /wg/ and I think I may have to keep it.

>>8091081
What the hell is getting drawn? I saw neckbeards talking philosophy and closed the tab.

>>8091642
A one armed Paladin who can turn Black Guard at will and gets an awesome undead, armored hand.

>>8089656
smells like troll

FUCK YES

This thread has been awesome. Thank you so very much.

>>8092180
You're quite welcome.

When a game gives a good story I like to share it.

I'll only mock someone's religion if they're using it as justification for some brainless behavior, and I much prefer divinely-powered characters in fantasy games.

IRL religious or nonreligious status shouldn't impact your enjoyment of a game. None of my gaming group are people of faith, but two of our group of five are divine-powered characters on a mission from Torm. Everyone has fun.

I'd really not like this to turn into a religious debate. This is a thread for fun and telling a story I hoped you would all like.

>>8093004
>>8093004
I wish I had an awesome story like that.. my Paladin just ended up Dynasty Warrior-ing a bunch of guards after the DM tried to force me into falling.

>>8089408
This man would like a word with you, good sir.