>No, seriously.
>What do you do?

would puke up the horrible mcpoison

then see if it's clear enough to go for a bike ride

Call up that chick with the moogle tattoo.

>>8086630

hope I don't get mauled by bears. That's what

Go home, jack off, bed.

Tired, angry and alone, my thoughts drift to all the women who ever rejected me. Lucy, my love, why did you never give me the chance? Why are women so soft and cuddly, but never let you touch them? I ask myself. With a sickening tightening of my stomach I realize that what they wont give, I must take.

This is a cruel world. Survival of the fittest. Cruelty is an evolutionary adaptation. To survive I must be cruel. My happiness will only come at the expense of others happiness. It is the way of things.

I finish the last bite of my big mac and walk toward the bus stop. Intent on finding a woman to rape. A woman to be my Lucy. Lucy, who rejected me all those years ago. Am I good enough for you now, Lucy?

>>8086689

Looking at the thumbnail... that totally looks like Venom, only with a gigantic fucking mouth.

>>8086743

oh god, can't unsee.

The world is doomed

>>8086720
>Just as planned.jpg
You take the last bite out of your double bacon/cheese burger and grab a handful of fries to munch on your way to the bus station. It's a good 5 minute walk, and when you arrive, there's a boy sitting on the bench nearby waiting for the bus.
The boy has blond, loose medium-long hair and looks to be 15 to 17 years of age.

The time is 00:12
You go look at the bus sign: One bus arrives at 00:15 going to the library (which closes late on sundays-mondays because it's close to campus), another arrives at 00:28 going to the eastern part of town where the only significant attraction is an abandoned amusement park sometimes used for illegal rave parties - you don't know if there's one tonight.
>What do you do?

>No, seriously.
>What do you do?

e____e
Don't tell me you're not sexually frustrated...

I go out into the night and find a taxi. Let's go to a club.

>>8087253

Let's go to the library. Let's just go and read some books.

Nothing, because i'm not pissed, i'm quite happy being by myself. Women are nothing but drama anyway.

So much for enthusiasm on the OP's part, he's disappeared. -_-

>>8088528
Not really no. We have Slaanesh.

>>8088699
You know, I've never actually seen any 34 of Slaanesh. It's always just heavily implied.

>>8088717

Slaanesh 34 would probably destroy the world. You'd look at it and never want to leave. People would die fapping to it. Including the artist. It would be an enormity.

>>8088653
>>8088605

>Take a bus to the library
>Take a bus to the abandoned amusement park
>Grab a cab downtown and go clubbing

>What do you do?

>>8088741
>destroy the world fapping to it
This i want to see.

>>8088717
The artist never finishes it, they just find an empty husk weeks later.

>>8088741
It would be a rehash of a Monty Python sketch.

>>8088778
Kill the drivers of each of those vehicles.

>>8088796

Mr. Terence Bradshaw of New Cross, London, has just drawn the sexiest porn in the world.

*Dead man in pool of semen*

http://www.livestream.com/novemberg

Heavy Metal is about to start in just a few minutes.

>>8088778

Go to the library, then. Look around and see what it's like at night.

>>8088778
Library. Pray for hot female librarian.

>>8088825
>>8088884

Second these. Even a not so hot but lookable librarian would do. I mean, it's late at night and we're all alone.

So very alone.

>>8088825
You stand around for a couple of minutes and the bus arrives. The driver is an old grump with his hat down beyond his eyes. He takes your money with subtle anger.
You go sit in the far back of the bus and on your way you see an okay looking blond girl sitting about halfway through the bus. Besides her, there's a middle aged brunette woman and the boy from before.

You step out about 10 minutes later when the bus arrives at the library. The doors are open even though it's chilly outside.
You notice the blond girl steps out too, headed for the campus on the other side of the road.

>Check out library
>Check out campus
>Follow blond girl

>What do you do?

>>8088907
As someone who has worked in a library during the late shift I can say with authority: It doesn't get much better than late night foreplay in the stacks. You gotta be careful thought. There's not much else around to make noise and moaning can fucking travel when it wants to. Ditto for wet slapping noises.

>>8088948
Essentially, you want /tg/ to rape someone, don't you? Sicko.

>>8088948

Follow the blonde girl. She's headed to the campus? Are the campus gates open? Do we know about this campus?

>>8088993
You went there not long ago, so you know it by heart. The gates are the same, getting old though; they open when a student flashes their student's card at the automatic booth, but there's roughly a 2 minute interval before they close again, plenty of time to sneak in. The guards are out for the weekend and wont be back til 6AM. The time is 00:26.

>>8088988
I just don't want /tg/ to feel lonely. You decide the menu, I just cook the food.

>>8088948
see
>>8088907
>>8088884
>>8088825

>>8089142
Ever heard of Last Second Regret?

>>8089091

Well, sneak in behind her, then approach and ask her for directions to a random building. Or just ask her where she's going.

From behind, take care to note if she's noticeably drunk or under the influence.

>>8089178
No, I haven't. But I still vote library.

>>8089227
Same, let's go to the library.

>>8089181

Wait, if the gates close can they be opened from the inside? If so, let's follow the girl. Library can be returned to later.

rolled 2, 6, 4 = 12

>>8089273

Rollan... but for what exactly?

>>8089284
>Success
You notice she's fairly intoxicated. She wobbles a bit and whistles silently.
You step up beside her and ask her where she's going.
She greets you with a loud "Heeeeeey!!" and a couple of hiccups before putting her arms around you quite violently, obviously due to her drunkenness.
"I'm goink oh-ver to my boyfrund's dhorm... he's been wait'n' for meh, y'know..."
>What do you do?

>>8089339

'Oh dear.... do you even know where you're going? Where's your boyfriend's dorm?'

It's not just Valentine's, it's also Lunar New Year; let's get some good karma.

>>8089339
Ask her where the said dorm is and escort her there. Once that is done, GO TO THE LIBRARY.

>>8089339
Yeah, i.. he told me to tell you he's met someone else. Sorry..

>>8089339

'Boyfriend, eh? Why's he not outside waiting for you? What a douchebag.'

>>8089351
The girl is looking at you in an odd daze.
"...W-... wha'? Ish right down'ere.. Oh, you wann' come? C'mon! 'Ll be fun...!"
She starts walking towards the eastern dorms while singing some song you can't recognize.

>>8089374

>>8089435
Follow her to the dorm and make sure she doesn't fall or anything. Then leave for library.

>>8089379
"Nah, he called me jush a minnit ago...!!"
>>8089404
"Wha-? Yeh, you're right... Fuck it, lesh go to the librurrry!! Alwaysh a party in the librah-.."
She pukes, apologizes, laughs and sets course for the library.

>>8089500
*sigh* Well at least we're going to the library now...

>>8089500

Hurrah. Let's go to the library! Make sure she doesn't fall and hurt herself though.

>>8089523
;D

You've stepped into the library. It's a large hall with dim lights and in the corner is a sour lady a bit older than you.
The blond hushes on you and giggles and starts walking quickly towards one end of the library.
"C'mon," she 'whispers,' "I gots ta show you shum'n!!"
>What do you do?

>>8089575
Well, might as well follow her. Who knows, maybe it's something that will sober her up?

Oh who am I kidding? But still, follow.

>>8089575

Hold her back. 'What's the thing?'

Also, look around. Are there any other people in the library?

>>8089619
"Shhh, ish a shecret...!" she 'whispers' again and giggles.
You can only see the blond, and the lady in the corner who's most likely the librarian. You can hear faint mutters from the back of the library, but that's not where the blond wants to go.
"Shh... okay, ish thish really cool thing... ish a party... in the librurry!" The last part she yells and she quickly hushes herself. "Oh, shh! Sorry..."

>What do you do?

>>8089669
Well, follow her. Drunks can be remarkably persistant.

>>8089669

'Party? Really? Let's go then!'

Follow her... carefully. Which section of the library are we in? Is the lighting good enough for us to see around?

>>8089669
Do science at her.

>>8089677
This. Though be careful to not get caught in a compromising position.

FFFFFFFFFF

>>8089677
>>8089676
She's taking you to a door marked "Staff only," behind which is a corridor. The light is dim, but you start to notice some of her finer facial features. She's actually quite pretty. Not hot or beautiful, just somewhat pretty.
She drags you into a small closet, probably some sort of janitor's room. She tried to unhinge the grid of a ventilation shaft about 1x1m wide, but she fails.
"Duuuuude, help me out here, duuude...!"
She falls to the floor giggling.
>What do you do?

>>8089728
help her out, dude..

>>8089728
Ask her where this is going. Say that we won't help her unless she tells us more. If she complains, tickle her. She's drunk, I'm sure she won't scream and call rape.

>>8089728

'Woah, woah, steady there, are you all right?'

See if we can dislodge the ventilation shaft. Also, close the door behind us if it isn't closed.

>>8089746
You ask her what she's doing and she replies that the party is in the other end of the ventilation shaft, that it opens in some sort of basement to the library.
"Now open the fuckink think, you ijiot...!" she says with a smile and giggles on. She looks like she might pass out if she stays lying down.

>>8089746

Just tickle her anyway, why not?

>>8089800
Help her to sit up, lean her against the wall, and tell her that we know she is but what is she?

Then close the door and take off the grate.

>>8089843
*we know she is but what are we?

>>8089843

Ask her identity, you mean?

... Yeah actually that's a good idea. Seconded.

>>8089781
Door's closed. Grid just needs unhinging, but it's quite heavy.
You tickle her for a bit and she eventually gets on her feets.
You grab a hold of the grid: Roll 3d6, 11 or less for success.

>>8089800

Sit her up, open the grate, and look inside.

'What kind of a party is this anyway?'

rolled 6, 5, 2 = 13

>>8089868

>>8089883

Ah shit. Oh well...

'Won't open, dear. What kind of party is this anyway?'

>>8089883
The grate wont budge.
>Try again at 10 or less or decide new action.
"Wow, whad a wush...!" she says and giggles at you.
"Woo, headrush..." she complains and sits on a box.
It's 00:41.

>>8089916
Ask her if she can help us. If not...

rolled 6, 4, 3 = 13

>>8089929
Goddammit.

rolled 2, 4, 3 = 9

>>8089916
Anything we can put below the grate in case it slips so that it doesn't make a loud noise?

>>8089895
"Oh, well, jush the coolesh rave in town, ijiot...!"
She's clearly sobering up, likely from barfing back at campus.
She pulls out a small mirror and starts fixing herself up in an odd way: She's putting on black lipstick and powdering down her entire face with almost-white powder. She coughs from the dust and smiles at you.
"Try again, wush...!"

rolled 5, 1, 2 = 8

>>8089916

Rollan. What's the girl wearing, by the way? Is she in party clothes?

>>8089962

"What kinda rave is it?"

>>8089962
>black lipstick
>white face powder

Oh god, is this and emo rave? It *is*, isn't it?

>>8089957
>>8089963
The girl is wearing a blue skirt measuring down just above her knees with a blue sleeveless top with lots of cleavage, though her breasts aren't of grand scale.
She's also carrying a purse to match and stockings of a blackish nuance. High heels, of course. Quite dressed for the night.

You manage to get the grate off its hinges and put it on the floor without making too much noise.
The girl claps her hands and practically jumps in. You notice she's not wearing any undergarments.

>Follow?

>>8089989
Her voice is ringing down the shaft and you're having a hard time making out her mumblings.
"You know what Pshyclong Nine are... uh, ish? Whatever, but its kindalike hardcore, y'know..."

>>8090012
Nonsense, we pull her back out and go first. Also, if a top hat is available, don it for maximum dapperness.

>>8089999

Oh dear. This might not end well.

>>8090012

Follow her into the shaft. Try not to look, you bleddy pervert.

We are going to die.

>>8090048
Roll 3d6, 14 or less to pull her back.
Only hat in the immediate vicinity is a janitor's cap, a soft dark blue denim hat with a small shade.

rolled 6, 6, 2 = 14

>>8090080

Pull her back, kiss her cheek, then jump in. Go down the shaft carefully.

>>8090080

Pull her back into the shaft, don the cap, and smile a roguish grin. "Be careful, you may hurt yourself in there."

>>8090097
"Heeey... whaddya sthink yerr doin?"
You jump in before her and starts crawling. When you encounter a cross section, you realize you don't know which way to go

>>8090120

... Did we make sure she's following us? Shit.

'Hey... left or right? Also, what's your name?'

>>8090080
Meh, not worth it. Better no hat at all than that.

>>8090097
Excellent.

>>8090120
Call back and ask "left or right?"

"Get down here, I'm gonna get lost."

Catch her drunken fumbly self as she slides down.

>>8090144
She has bumped into you a couple of times already and you're sure you heard her spit on the "floor" at least twice.
"Uhh, right here, then left nesht. My name'sh Janish {Janice}, but people call me Jabberwocky!"
The last word echoes down each shaft. You go right and continue left. You hear faint music in the distance, getting louder as you crawl.

>>8090199

Wait for Janice to come down, then continue on our quest, following her directions. Continue to be on the lookout for suitable hats.

>>8090199

'Jabberwocky, eh? Do you gyre and gimble in the wabe?'

Follow the instructions. What kind of music is it? Like a general genre or something.

>>8090199
Kill her with our vorpal sword.

>>8090199
Alright, well follow her directions. Also, screw those fancy-schmancy names, Janice is better.

>>8090221
"Hah, yeah I do," she giggles, "I got that name becaushe I party like a Jabberwocky. But the worsht part ish that I'm datink the Juggernaught!"

The music is getting louder. So far it mostly sounds like bassy dance music.

>>8090263
Oh hey, so apparently her boyfriend is known as the Juggernaut. You know what sounds like a bad idea? Fucking his girlfriend. Let's NOT do that.

>>8090263

'Yeah? Why's that bad?'

Continue until she tells us to stop.

>>8090263

Make a joking but intentionally lewd comment about her Bandersnatch.

>>8090285

Clearly you seem to have forgotten our vorpal sword. Don't fret too much about it.

>>8090298
"We jush take a lotta shit... Ish jush caush he'sh the captain of the footbowl team... Or a quarterback, I dunno, whatever."
The music is clear now and you can sense flashing lights at one end of the shaft. It's quite obviously red and green colours, and the music is sort of a fast, punkish house-like style; dark but festive.

>>8090327
Imaginary swords taken into account.... Yeah, we really shouldn't do something that stupid. Especially with what we just learned about him here >>8090344

>>8090344

'Huh. Sounds like a douche. Well, here we are. You ready to go, General Janice Jabberwocky?'

.... come think of it, how do we get down?

>>8090344

Continue towards the lights, and survey the scene from above when we get there. Chuckle a bit if it is some kind of goth-themed Christmas rave.

"Football player, huh? Sounds cool, but you should expand your horizons."

>>8090344

Look down at the event and observe the dancers. And the party itself, in general.

>>8090372
Janice crawls by you and says "I ushed to be a sheerleader!" as she slithers by.
She knocks on the grate just below and shouts something along the lines of "Diabolus ex Machina!"
A muscular man of African descent holds a ladder that you both climb down.
The lights are dim except for the flashing red and green lights along with thee everblinking blacklights.
People around you are dancing and sweating and the whole room, roughly 12 by 20 yards large, has an odd odor of sweat and alcohol and... something else that vaguely reminds you of the school showers after gym class.
"Come meet my friendsh!" Janice yells into your ear.

>>8090468
Go meet her friends.

>>8090468

Brofist the guy who let us in.

Then follow Janice and meet her friendsh. Brofist the guys, and shake girls' hands.

'How on earth did you find this place to rave?!'

>>8090468

Yell into her ear, "Sounds good!" Dance our way behind her, letting her lead, letting our crotch press up against her rear. It's crowded, what can we say?

>>8090504

I find your lack of chivalry disturbing.

>>8090514
Indeed. Dapper Vader is not amused. Still, follow her and meet her friends.

>>8090514

I concur with your judgement.

Nah let's meet the friends first. We'll see if there are other fish to be had. I mean, we've made it into the party, let's keep our routes open.

>>8090504
She sends you a knowing glance now and then. She doesn't seem to mind much.
>>8090503
You greet her friends at the far end of the bar where the music isn't as loud. When you ask your question, a pale, blond dude with glasses, roughly 18, starts boasting about how the legend says that someone found it by chasing a green fairy, and he points out the obvious reference to absinthe as if he were greatly more intelligent than the rest of you. You're now you, Janice, the blond kid, a black haired dude roughly 20 and two brunettes who might as well be twins.
the time is 1:08.

>>8090543

Agreed. We are a dapper gent of fine disposition, our options are wide open

>>8090563

Define "knowing glance". Knowing as in "I know what you're doing, you bastard, and I do not like", or "I know what you're doing, you dapper gent, and I wish for seconds"?

>>8090563

Tsk about the grinding.

How are the brunettes, though? Janice is cute, but she sounds quite brainless. Or maybe she's just smashed, but let's talk to the brunettes anyway.

Keep an eye on Janice though.

>>8090585
"I see what you did there... But whatever."

>>8090514

>>8090585

Somehow thinking of a dapper gent grinding a former cheerleader amuses me greatly.

>>8090563
Might as well exchange names. Ask if the brunettes are twins. Prepare for when they get pissed because everyone asks that and no, they are not.

>>8090587

Agreed, let us introduce ourselves to the twins while not ignoring Janice.

>>8090589

Stop the contact for a while, then lean close to her. 'Having fun?'

>>8090596

Someone needs to drawfag this.

Come think of it, what is our name?

I nominate Lucius Carnavell Abercrombie.

>>8090587
The one brunette reminds you of a young Fran Drescher, while the other one looks more like an emo-in-a-dress styled Shannon Doherty.
Their attention is centered around Janice and they ask her if she weren't supposed to be home, and she explains the story about the two of you.
>>8090600
She then turns to you and introduces the people.
The blond guy is Gary, the black haired guy is known as 'Pierre,' the Shannon Doherty-brunette is called Khala and the Drescher-lookalike is Amber.
Janice puts her arm around you and says "And thish, my friendsh, ish... Wait, what the fuck ish your name anyway?"
As you lean over to hear listen to her, you notice that there are about 6 people on a stage in the other end of the hall. The music is live.

(also your gaydar goes AWOL on Pierre.)

>>8090691

Live, you say? Can we see the 6 in any detail? Gender, age, instruments etc?

>>8090691

Brofists and handshakes all around, see how they react upon meeting us. Do any female eyes light up?

Put our free arm around Janice good naturedly. "Call me Lucius."

>>8090719
2 singers (one of whom is playing the guitar), 2 keyboardists, one drum-machine operator and a stage dancer/fire juggler.

>>8090691
Amber is a nice name. I have no idea who any of the people you named look like, so names are all I'm going on. Let's talk to her when we have a spare moment. as for a name...
>>8090637

>>8090737
Juggling fire? That be witchcraft!

Say to the group, "Pleasure to meet you all. This is a kick-ass band. Great venue, too. Where's the drinks?"

>>8090740

This sounds all right. Amber sounds good, yeah. But keep eye on Janice. And maybe friendly arm around her, too, why not?

>>8090728
The blond dude overhears your words to Janice and boasts "Lucius means Of the Light!"
The brunettes shake their heads at him and Pierre facepalms.
Khala seems to be flirting with you, but it might just be her eyeliner. 3d6, 13 or less to be certain.

rolled 1, 1, 3 = 5

>>8090765

Rollan. Fran Drescher, I'm not too keen on her though. Well, what the heck.

How's the party going meanwhile? Has the music been slow or fast, how high's the crowd?

>>8090762
Amber laughs at you and hands you a drink, seemingly rum and coke. "All drinks are free!"
You remember that you're AT the bar.

>>8090765

Check out Khala, to be certain. What's she wearing?

>>8090798

I suck

>>8090794

'Cheers mate!' Look around to see if everyone has drinks. If someone doesn't, pass it on. Let's be brahley.

>>8090794

Toss it back, anything unusual? Let our hand fall to Janice's hip.

"How often do you guys do this? Can't believe I've never heard of it."

>>8090794
Dude, free drinks? Snazzy. Also, I don't like the blond dude.

>>8090798
>>8090785
Crowd is still ecstatic, music is still loud and dark, and Khala is definitely flirting with you.
Something about Amber's laugh tells you that she is too.

Khala is wearing a black dress with a turtle neck, but cut so her cleavage is clearly visible. It's also made of quite stretchy fabric, and sometimes it's obvious that she's not wearing a bra.
Amber is wearing a leopard spotted top under a denim jacket and baggy camo-like jeans. She's also wearing a black bandana with a red pentagram on it.

So, Original Plague Doctor. Is this quest going to get good?

>>8090884
good? it's like pretending ihave a social life, this is awesome!

>>8090862
Flirt with Amber. Tell Khala that while we do find her attractive she is not our type.

>>8090884
>Implying that it is not good already

>>8090862

Pretend to be woozy from the drink after knocking it back.

'You're drugging me, Amber, you devil! I like that! What's that pentagram about anyway?'

>>8090841
>>8090826
You toss the drink to a table nearby, cheers all around.

Pierre takes the lead on this one: "It iz a zecret." he says with a clearly fake French accent. "Zis avant-garde clurb is only for iniziatez. You should'unt be 'ere..."
He looks away with a posh look on his face. Janice assures you you have nothing to worry about, looks at the brunettes and the three laugh. The blond dude forces a fake laughter in too and sort of breaks the mood.

>>8090862

What is Khala doing exactly? Giving us the eye?

>>8090907
Mysterious glare, elevator look, eye smooch, the whole pack. When not making eye contact, she's obviously focused on your lower regions.

>>8090904
Might as well ask the black-haired dude's name. No need to be impolite.

>>8090904

'Iniziates of vat, my fhrend?'

>>8090919

While we are not large fans of Fran Drescher, this kind of behavior can't be ignored.

Anyone else getting the odd feeling we were brought here as a sacrifice to Cthulu?

>>8090904
Punch him in his French cunt.

>>8090922
He looks at you very seriously and answers "But she told hyou, my name is Pierre!"
He bangs his hand against the bar-table and looks away with a snobby expression.

Janice giggles and tells you he's very shy about his real name... Earl, she whispers. You notice her hand is on your buttocks.

>>8090944

We are outnumbered and the dude on stage is slinging around fire. Cunt punching should be kept at a minimum, vorpal sword or no.

>>8090935
I'm thinkin Slaaneshi cult.

>>8090919

Let's not look at Khala too openly. Turn to Amber and Janice instead.

And yes, this place does sound a bit creepy. But who cares? Ia Ia Shub Niggurath.

>>8086428

OP, here is what I would do.

Go get drunk because it is my .

Ehich I am doing now, even though my birthday is a few hours away.

>>8090955

Are the twins across from us? If so, they cannot see our return ass grope of Janice. EXECUTE.

>>8086428

Is it cold outside? Fuck that. Get into the car and head to Club Afterlife.

>>8090955

Move to catch her hand, holding it. 'Earl? That's a cute name. Like Janice. Janice's cute.'

>>8090955
(Oh shit, I got him and the blond cunt mixed up. I thought blondie was Pierre. )

Flirt with Amber.

>>8090968
Khala quickly notices, as the small talk slowly excludes her. She walks over to you and stands close to you, whispering "Wanna dance?"
She starts bouncing a bit, one hand rubbing your lower stomach-region.

>>8090981

Well played.

>>8090993
hey, i've had a lonley valentines day, why the fuck not.

>>8090978
>>8090973
God, I sure do love it when people post in a quest thread without reading what's happened!

They're obviously some sort of sex cult. We agree to dance, but keep a hand on our vorpal sword.

>>8090993

Oh dear. Should we gently reject her? 'But I'm le tired, sweetheart!'

>>8090993

"Sure." To the group, "Be back in a few."

Let Khala lead us onto the dance floor. How short is that skirt?

>>8091032
what the fuck do you guys have against her?

>>8091055
Her name isn't something cute like Amber, that's what.

Kill self.

>>8090975
Except for Khala standing up against you now, yes.
>>8090981
Earl leaves in protest. The girls giggle and Gary looks nervous now.
>>8090991
As Khala's rubbing against you and Janice and you are exchanging ass-pulp?

>>8091074
Move quest to logical conclusion - orgy.

>>8091074

Well, let's put it to a vote. I say we go for Janice.

>>8091074

"Janice, Khala, come with me." Take a lady in each arm and lead them out to the dance floor. Let them form a Lucius sandwich.

>>8091098

Second this. Let's just rave and leave the sorting out till later, eh!

>>8091074
Well we've clearly got Janice and Khala with us, they seem nice. They wouldn't want to leave their friend out of anything, would they? So naturally we bring her along and return her attentions just as we have with the other two.

>>8091008
>>8091030
>>8091036
You leave and Khala takes you out among the people on the dance floor. The music is much louder out here.
She's rubbing herself wildly against you. 3d6, 11 or less to not get a visible boner.
You notice Amber is on her way over through the crowd.

>>8091093

Janice pros: not wearing underwear, have a history together, ass-grabbing. Cons: drunk and has a football boyfriend.

Khala pros: cleveage, no bra, clearly wants us real bad. Cons: None.

Pic related. It's shannon doherty, Khala's lookalike.

rolled 5, 6, 3 = 14

Failan.

rolled 5, 4, 6 = 15

>>8091119

'How're you liking this!'

rolled 3, 2, 5 = 10

>>8091125
My god, she's more hideous than I imagined.

>>8091132

We want her to feel the hints of our vorpal sword.

Lay on Hands with Khala. We may lose our Paladin spells, but it shall be worth it.

>>8091162

What on earth is-

Ooh Amber's here too? Is Janice coming as well? Are there strobe lights and stuff?

>>8091144
"God damn, boy! Get that dog on a leash!" she says smiling and lets a hand stroke across your pants.
Your boner is gone before Amber arrives with you.
The two girls start dancing with you, sharing rather than fighting.

>>8091125

Don't forget that Khala is wearing a dress, for ease of access.

>>8091185

Put arms around both of them, nuzzle them in turn.

>>8091178
Amber's here, no Janice in sight.

You have a girl on each thigh, what do?

>>8091205

On each thigh? We're sitting down? Sorry, I'm disoriented.

>>8091205

Be playful with Amber to be friendly, but let our hand travel behind to grab Khala's ass.

I think Khala has potential. I say we isolate and move in.

>>8091205
i.. don't know! never been in a situation like this

>>8091185
Great!

>>8091205
Um, dance? I don't know. Once the next song is over head back to the bar for a drink and chat. Might as well get to know them a bit better.

>>8091218

I think he meant us standing up dancing and a girl rubbing up on either side of us, ie our thighs.

>>8091205

The real question is, what would Dapper Vader do?

>>8091239

Fair enough, prepositional ambiguity and all.

Grope Khala's behind. I think we should focus on her now.

>>8091256

He would think the situation most improper and ask these young ladies why they are out at night without proper chaperones.

>>8091256
Well I'll tell you what he WOULDN'T do. He wouldn't kill his wife. Clearly this means we should flirt with both Khala AND Amber.

>>8091232
>>8091220
After this dance, you all head up to the bar. When you get to sit down, Amber removes her pants to reveal red spandex leggings, sitting tight around her firm thighs and giving her a hint of a cameltoe.
Khala tugs her dress neatly between her crossed legs and lights a cigarette.

>>8091310

Flirt, I agree. But Khala is top priority, imo. Amber looks like Fran Dreschere and has no personality.

>>8091356

Put a hand casually on Khala's thigh then. 'So, where're the two of you from?'

Slowly draw a pentagram on her thigh with index finger.

>>8091356

Order a drink and playfully tease Amber. "Nice leggings."

Get to know them better.

>>8091382

Nice touch at the end.

>>8091382

This. Also ask how long such parties have been around for.

>>8091367
Look, all I'm saying is that if we can manage to get both of them then we should. They were okay with sharing us on the dance floor, maybe they'd be open to sharing us while doing... other things.

>>8091382
>>8091403
>Khala
>Amber
>What do you do?

>>8091436

And if we can get Janice, all the better. But, if forced to choose....

Khala>Janice>Amber

>>8091446

Khala, let's go.

>>8091446
Okay, first, ask if they have boyfriends who are on the football team or something equally intimidating. Then start chatting up Khala, while making sure not to keep Amber out of the loop.

>>8091446

We focus on Khala, giving Amber just enough attention to be polite.

As we talk, casually scan the room for any changes or signs of Janice. Don't want to put all of our eggs in Khala's basket.

>>8091531

True, that. I'm still for Janice, personally. But hey, if we can have more...

>>8091382
>>8091480
>>8091428
>>8091417
Khala answers "Only since forever. They'll deny it, but this is where Black Sabbath used to play before they went public!"
You ask where the girls are from, and they answer something along the line of 'here and about...' as if to avoid answering.
You're interrupted by a sudden stop to the music.
"Praise the Queen, praise the Queen!" you hear the crowd chant and the girls raise their arms and start chanting too, elbowing you as if to signal that you should chant too.

A cage only big enough to house a medium-tall man is hoisted to the ceiling. Inside is a woman almost curled into a ball.

>>8091568

Oh dear. Observe. Mouth the words if people look at us.

>>8091568
in b4 we get our heart torn out.

>>8091568
Prepare exterminatus, just in case of heresy.

>>8091568
...this really *is* going to turn out to be a Slaaneshi cult, isn't it? Or something similar. Well fuck. Might as well watch to see what happens.

>>8091574
The woman in the cage stands up and a roaring applause breaks out through the crowd. The music starts again, but harder, slower, heavier and with a more mysterious sound to it. The woman starts to dance.
Roll 3d6, 12 or less.

>>8091574

This man is wise. Let us observe for now.

Do we see Janice? Is she in the cage? Is she the Queen?

rolled 4, 1, 1 = 6

>>8091612

Yeah, do we recognise cage person? Is she the queen?

...

Is she Queen? Are they Queen?

>>8091616
You definitely haven't seen this woman in the club before.
The time is now 1:45 AM.

>>8091650

Very very belatedly... Can we check our pockets to see what's in them?

Also, how are Khala and Amber reacting?

>>8091637
>Are they Queen?
>Queen

Lighters locked and in the upright position

>>8091637
You're enthralled by her dance. It's odd, she moves in such unnaturally beautiful ways. She moves like an octopus, but she's just so sexy.
3d6, 14 or less.

>>8091671

Agreed, we need an inventory.

I picture this woman naked or in bondage gear. What does she look like? What is she doing? Anything sinister? Or is she just a cage dancer crowned every night to be the queen.

>>8091637
Don't even joke about that. Really, Queen playing for scum like this. A travesty!

>>8091687
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

If that's a success, what does a failure do?

>>8091671
Everyone is just staring at her in awe, some are moaning still "Praise the Queen," but you're having a hard time distracting.

You know you have
>Cellphone
>Used bus ticket
>Small blunt pencil
>Half a box of matches
in your pockets.

rolled 1, 3, 3 = 7

>>8091687

Put arm around the girls' waists.

>>8091699
>3d6, 14 or less (Perception check)

>>8091719
Yep, this is bad. Darn, and I really liked the idea of a Valentines day quest with us just trying to find a woman. Now we have to save the world from a sex cult. Ho hum.

>>8091741

We can do both.

But really, they're a sex cult. What're they gonna do, shag us all to death?

>>8091741
>save the world from a sex cult
>save the world
>sex cult

why not just join it?

Resist Otto's Irresistible Dance.

Then counter by throwing small tarts at her to invoke Tasha's Hideous Laughter.

>>8091725
Unable to do so at first, but suddenly you realize... It's the woman from the library hall?! That sour, half-old woman?! How could she possibly be so sexy and... enchanting?
This revelation breaks your focus on her and you look around. Everyone is drooling. Not much, but not one isn't, except you and the caged woman.

She's wearing black leather pants and a leather bra, dark purple gloves and a purple feather boa.

>>8091772

Damn, either she's wearing make up now to make her hot, she was wearing makeup to make her look older and not so hot, OR we really are in some weird sex cult or something like that.

In any case, mentally file away her hotness for future fapping.

>>8091772
well, fuck, don't want to stand out from the crowd-start drooling, watch the dance again.

>>8091808

Or at least make some grunts of approval, should we not be able to drool for some reason.

>>8091772

Look away from her, and look instead at the people. Are they just drooling at her? Are they beginning to turn on each other in lust?

>>8091772
God fucking damnit. It's not that I can't appreciate a good quest but pretty much every quest/video game is "Go and save the world!" and I don't want to save the world anymore because I've done it three dozen times already.

Grope Amber and Khala. We have two hands, it should be possible.

>>8091772

Seems harmless enough.

But just in case, grab an alcoholic drink and remember our matches. We can light it on fire and throw it if needed.

As we grab a drink, move behind Khala, putting someone between us and the queen. Wrap an arm around her waist feign enthrallment along with the rest of the crowd.

>>8091842

This sounds good. See how she responds to groping.

>>8091808
>>8091804
You stand there forced drooling for a good five minutes. Then the woman jumps out the cage and everyone's back to normal after a great round of applause.
Khala and Amber look at you and laugh, telling you how stupid you looked, all weirded out and stuff. They say it's just a show they put on to freak out newcomers and that they do it each night.
The music is back at full thrust and the no-longer-caged woman approaches the bar next to the three of you.
In the distance you see Janice waving, as if she just spotted you. She's coming over too.

>>8091865

Stealthily grope Khala, assess reaction.

Await all the women to congregate around us, compliment the dancer on her performance.

>>8091865
Oh thank fucking god. So, continue to flirt.

>>8091865

Wave back!

'Isn't she like the librarian though, that dancer? That was a damned good dance!'

>>8091865

Lean close to Khala. 'How did you know I was drooling over the dancer, though?'

>>8091917

Now that is an elegan/tg/entleman

>>8091894

Yeah this.

Did the OP just die again? Ah hell...

>>8092033

I hope not, this was going places.

>>8091888
>>8091917
You grab Khala's buttocks with a swift move and ask her how she'd know. She laughs an incredibly sexy laugh and, instead of answering, licks your cheek just once. A chilling sensation goes through your body.
3d6, 12 or less to avoid a detectable boner.

The Queen is sitting next to Khala at the bar now.
Janice is sitting alone at a table near by, waving all of you over.

rolled 3, 5, 1 = 9

>>8092048

Let's lead the bunch to Janice's table then. Sit with Khala I guess. Reach out with foot to see if we can touch Janice though.

rolled 1, 6, 4 = 11

>>8092048
Fffffff

>>8092033
(Had to pee)
>>8092085
You sit across Janice, Khala on one side, Amber on the other. Amber's leggings are screetching as she rubs them.
You manage to play footsie with Janice and she's giggling at you flirtingly. She almost seems sober.
She wave the Queen over, who seats herself next to Khala.
Khala and the Queen greet each other and kiss deeply and intensely.
Amber leans over and says it's just a ceremonial kiss.

>>8092048

Whisper in Khala's ear, "You call that a lick? I can lick so well it'd make your head spin." Lead group to table.

Sit between Janice and Khala, a hand on each of their legs. Ask about the Queen, the dance, and the general feel of this place.

>>8092131

Ask for more info on ceremonial kisses. Kiss Amber... ceremonially.

>>8092131
>Amber leans over and says it's just a ceremonial kiss.

Y'know I'm thinking back to all that description of how the dance was enchanting and stuff and about how it required rolls and I'm thinking that it could actually still be a sex cult. Especially with this.

Ask about the ceremony, and how you become qualified for it.

>>8092173
>>8092162
Amber explains that the Queen is whoever is voted the hottest dancer. They vote each Leap year on the 29th of February, thusly 'deleting' the time of the election and keeping the club secret - mainly for the hell of it.
A ceremonial kiss is just the way one greets the Queen, regardless of sex or status.

>>8092223

Wink at Amber. "Thanks." For giggles, run a hand along her thigh, see what happens.

After saying that, while still thigh rubbing, ask Janice where she's been and what she's up to.

>>8092223
The current Queen has held the title for almost 20 years, btw.

>>8092248
This.

>>8092253

I PROPOSE THAT WE DEFEAT HER.

>>8092265

This is an excellent idea. We could use some ceremonial kisses. What is our dancing stat?

>>8092265
Well assuming it's even a leap year this year that still means we'll have to wait another 15 days. Also, I doubt we have enough skills.

>>8092318

We are pretty sexy, as evidenced by the attention from the ladies. If we gave some manner of striptease, I think we've got a shot.

>>8092248
Khala puts her hand on yours and slooooowly shifts it up her thigh.

Janice says she's been out washing up, and you notice her bangs are wet and her lipstick is oddly smeared.
"I'm about to leave, though, I really ought to get back home. Wanna pop in for a quickie before I leave?" she asks Amber, but she's preoccupied with the Queen, talking about something regarding leather pants in hot weather.

>>8092306
Dexterity is 10, Health is 9 - Your dancing stat is just below average.

>>8092318
2010 is not a leap year.

>>8092342

Let Khala's hand take us where it may.

To Janice - "Seems Amber is a bit busy. Quickie?"

>>8092342

>>8092359

YES IT IS.
AND I PROPOSE THAT WE USE THE DANCING STYLE "THERMAL SHOCKWAVE."

>>8092359
Yeah, we're not going to be the king or queen of anything with those stats.

>>8092342
Let Khala do whatever she want.

Khala discretely lifts her dress and shifts your hand under it. You have a warm, moist sensation in that hand.
SCORE.
>Increase stats Dexterity or Intelligence by 1 or save for later?

>>8092389

I rather like Intelligence.
It was all the mating rage back in the day.
(Neolithic.)

>>8092389
Intelligence.

>>8092384
>>8092365
>>8092362
Janice's face brightens up. "Hmmm, sure! Wanna bring one of the girls?"
Janice's foot is in your crotch. Khala is biting her lip, sweating.
Amber and the Queen are discussing frantically, not even noticing what the three of you are doing.

>>8092412
Wait, on second thought, save it. Who knows when we'll need it to learn a Skill?

>>8092389

Work our hand slowly but firmly, like a gentleman. See if we can farm some points outta this.

Int is good because being smarter is always nice, but dex is important for bra clasps and magic tricks

>>8092417
Do it. Bring Khala.

>>8092417

Turn to Khala. "Want to join Janice and I for a quickie?". Lean in and kiss Khala's neck. "A quickie for her... maybe something longer for us?" Nibble said neck, wait for Khala's response.

>>8092173
guys, what if quickie is a code word for something?

>>8092423
With enough intelligence, we can find all the pretty pleasure spots on a girl. Voting that.

>>8092448

HOPEFULLY IT INVOLVES BLOOD.

>>8092448

We are capable to any challenges associated with any ideation of the word "quickie".

>>8092421
(No skills, but Strength and Health cost double)

>>8092412
>>8092404
>Two for Int increase

>>8092423
>>8092421
>Two (1½) against Int increase

>>8092462

INT.

Khala's response?

>>8092462
Well in that case I'll change my vote back to intelligence. and second this >>8092443

>>8092443
>>8092433
Khala responses with a deep moan and a whispering yes. The three of you stand up to leave and Amber distantly waves goodbye.
Janice brings you to the stage and walks through a curtain, going down below the stage. Inside are more curtains. Janice brings you to a booth of said curtains with pillows on the floor. Everything is kept in a pleasuring wine red colour.
Khala lifts up her skirt and Janice removes her own. Janice lies down on the pillows and Khala starts rubbing against her thigh, kissing her neck. Janice moans and makes gestures for you to come join in.

Primary attributes
Strength: 11
Dexterity: 10
Intelligence: 13
Health: 9

Secondary attributes
HP: 10
Perception: 12
Will: 12
Fatigue Points: 9

>>8092523
JOIN THE FUCK IN

>>8092559
FUCKING ELABORATE

How are you guys enjoying it so far?

>>8092523

Play it cool and kneel down with them, kissing lips and letting hands wander. Remove shirt, let them kiss up on us. Remove pants when they start stimulating us through them, remove underwear shortly after, making out with both the whole time.

>>8092573

Needs more /d/.

>>8092573

Doing well. Keep it up.

>>8092523
Suddenly, we realize that we're gay! Dun dun duuuuun!

But seriously, join in.

>>8092593
Heh, /d/ spoiled me too. Can't enjoy vanilla anymore.

>>8092573
Enjoyment: 8/10

>>8092589
This.

Let us get Janice off, then focus ourselves on giving Khala the night of her life.

>>8092589
(I'm tempted to ask 3d6 excl-hi/lo for penis length in inches...)
The sounds of the two girls are highly arousing. Janice is moaning quickly and brightly as Khala has two finger buried deep insider her, and Khala herself is moaning and sighing deeply and slowly, almost longingly while rubbing against Janice's thing. You nibble Janice's nipples while Khala licks your neck. Max boner achieved.
Khala changes position and situates herself so that she has Janice's head between her thighs. She takes a deep breath and starts sucking you while still working her fingers with Janice. Warm air is blown from her nostrils onto your member.

>>8092671
(Don't. It's a slippery slope that eventually leads to rolling for anal circumference.)

>>8092700
(My thought exactly, but the thought somehow amuses me. Also this scenario almost disturbs me more than if we had gone for regular rape... how weird is that?)

>>8092671

Moan loudly, enjoy oral. When we break to switch positions again, have Khala down in Doggy, us behind her pleasuring, and Khala giving Janice oral.

Not to powergame, but are we getting xp? :P

>>8092724
(Fairly weird. Anyway, if you want us to roll then we can.)

Continue to be pleasured.

>>8092644

I second the vote to get off Janice first, then concentrate on Khala.

>>8092735
You grab Khala by her hair and pull her back. A thick string of saliva and precum hangs between your member and her lips. She has an ecstatic expression on her face.
She moans "Spit in my mouth...!"
>State if you do or don't.
Janice does half a spin and tells Khala to 'eat her out.'
Khala turns her back to you; opportunity. Janice is enjoying having Khala's juices drip onto her face.

>>8092795
>Spit in her mouth

Meh, if that's what she wants...

If possible (I'm a bit confused on what position everyone is in) eat out Khala.

>>8092795
Spit in her mouth, then start playing with her while her back's turned. I feel dirty for posting in this thread, i'm just gonna keep reading now.

>>8092832

Threeways are confusing things. Third the vote to bring it down to a twosome

>>8092832

Eat out, then give Khala some sweet loving.

>>8092832
(Doggy style potential on Khala, but okay)
You eat her out. She has a sour-sweet taste that quickly develops into a sweet and salty mix of pleasure.

>>8092902

Keep up the oral. Her reaction? And switch to doggy when either she begs for it or we switch positions. Give ourselves to either one for some pennor/vag time.

>>8092902
How did she react to the spitting thing? Continue with oral.

>>8092842
Come on, it's just a little sex, what's the worst that could happen?

>>8092966

The worst that could happen is they're succubi and we're already dead.

>>8092942
She's moaning, almost screaming to have you deep inside her. Her sheath is gushing juices like you've never seen.

>>8093001
(FYI, we're autosaging and on page 7.)

Well, I suppose we should put it in. But not without teasing her a bit. Rub against her outer vaginal lips for a bit before penetration.

>>8093001

Insert ourselves slowly, like a proper gent would. Take her hips in both hands. Start with slow thrusts, assess reaction. If she digs it, keep it slow. If she grinds up faster against us, speed up. Use a hand every now and then to sneak up to squeeze a breast or tickle her button. Carry on smartly.

>>8092966
Nothing bad could happen, i just feel dirty dscribing preforming oral and shit to a bunch of people i don't know on the inter.. Ah, what the hell. Where were we?

>>8093067
Hehehehe, just as planned.

>>8093040

Could always start a new thread. Finish here, then continue our quest.

STICK IT IN HER POOPER

>>8093040
>>8093054
(If we're making a new thread, I'm more for continuing later. I actually oughta get some sleep.)
You rub the head against her labia and you're already soaking in her juices. You feel them run down your shaft and drip from your scrotum on to Janice's forehead. When you stick in the head, you realize how amazingly tight Khala is.
Dex check (10 or less)

>>8093099
If this turns out to be unrealistic enough a quest that we can actually have anal sex with her without causing immense pain to both of us because we're not using proper lube I will be severely disappoint.

rolled 5, 4, 5 = 14

>>8093125

>>8093147
You accidentally slip in her juices on your way in, and despite her tight vagina you manage to thrust so quickly into her that you might've hit her cervix; you did hear something reminiscent of a cry of pain.
"Be glad I like pain," Khala moans, "but don't do that again..."
Now you know that tight hole + heavy lube/juice = a bit slippery. Try again? (12 or less)

>>8093218

rolled 6, 3, 2 = 11

>>8093218

>>8093125
(Awww, but whenever a quest OP says that 99% of the time they NEVER actually continue it... Can you give us an estimate on when this'll continue?)

>>8093254
(Tuseday. I say we cut here and call it a cliffhanger. I'll save the thread, but could someone screencap it or something since suptg isn't working?)

>>8093345
It's already been uploaded actually. Huh. Alright, Tuesday it is. Start at around the same time?

>>8093382
I doubt. I startet around midnight, it's almost 8 AM now. +1GMT. Expect me to start at around 8PM +1GMT tuesday.

>>8093402
Alright. Just FYI, that's ~2 PM 4chan time, so you might attract 12 year old trolls who can't handle the idea of sex without giggling like a bunch of idiots. Which is appropriate because that's what they are.

>>8093462
If you haven't noticed, I'm quite picky on which ideas I let through. SRS GM R SRS. I guess Story Teller would be more appropriate here, but whatever.
Alright guise! Quest is on pause, continuing at 2PM-ish tuesday! NIGHTIES!