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Mandingo !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)21:36 No.8022318

Hi /tg/ I am Mandingo~ an unknown traveling drawfriend from a faraway kingdom~ Let's go on an adventure shall we~
First I must ask you friends, what is my class?

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:37 No.8022329 Bard. Always a bard.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:37 No.8022330 Artificer, obviously.

>>	Psyker Ted 02/10/10(Wed)21:38 No.8022339 rolled 29 = 29 Librarian.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:39 No.8022351 >Mandingo Pornstar.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:39 No.8022355 Geth Infiltrator

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:41 No.8022382 >>8022318 Looks like that thief from the old D&D cartoons.

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)21:41 No.8022383 File1265856085.png-(11 KB, 500x500, adventure.png) Alright you have chosen Bard. I'm glad we are traveling companions I know you won't let me down~ Come on let's go see what adventure lies ahead!

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)21:42 No.8022399 File1265856138.png-(12 KB, 500x500, crossroads.png) Oh it's look like I come to a cross roads. Come friends what path shall we take?

>>	Leman Russ 02/10/10(Wed)21:43 No.8022412 >>8022399 Mountain road!

>>	Psyker Ted 02/10/10(Wed)21:43 No.8022425 rolled 98 = 98 >>8022399 Meadows! Let us frolic!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:44 No.8022428 Where we are going, we don't need roads. Split the difference and forge your own path!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:44 No.8022431 >>8022399 Mountains!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:44 No.8022440 >>8022399 Meadow.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:45 No.8022442 Meadows

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)21:45 No.8022454 File1265856343.png-(8 KB, 500x500, mountains.png) >>8022412 Alright, Right to the mountains!

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)21:49 No.8022525 File1265856588.png-(14 KB, 500x500, troll.png) Oh there seems to be a sleeping beast of some sort on the path...And I can't really tell what it is.....But it looks to be to large to sneak around....What should we do?

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:50 No.8022537 rub his cock

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:51 No.8022559 sing a song of sleep to keep it from waking up and walk over it how good a bard are we and what items do we have?

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:52 No.8022568 File1265856728.png-(15 KB, 500x500, 12658565881071.png) >Help, help!

>>	Psyker Ted 02/10/10(Wed)21:52 No.8022577 rolled 79 = 79 >>8022568 Run on past!

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)21:57 No.8022639 File1265857023.png-(12 KB, 500x500, cock rubbing.png) >>8022537 Good eye you have there! I would have never of seen this cock and we would have surely of startled it sneaking pass! Come let's put it in our bag until later~

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:58 No.8022657 >>8022639 you sir, are awsome

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:00 No.8022692 >>8022639 Lol'd

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:01 No.8022701 File1265857284.jpg-(22 KB, 250x250, PlannedRequiem.jpg) >>8022639 That was good. Of course it's what anon intended.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:02 No.8022719 >>8022639 Brilliant. Now do this >>8022559

Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:02 No.8022720
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>>8022559
>>8022568
Come now I will walk past softly while playing on Kazoo, a song of peace and sleep and we shall go and inspect that cry for help, for we are good people yes?
>COOO cooo COOOO

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:03 No.8022731 >>8022720 Yes. Yes we are.

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:11 No.8022846 File1265857860.png-(22 KB, 500x500, mine.png) Oh my~ This cave seems very dark offering hardly any light...except from all the pretty crystals that art sticking out....but other then that...it's really really dim, should we enter?

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:11 No.8022865 Yes take a few crystals too they may prove valuable

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:12 No.8022878 and remember the cock may act like a canarie

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:14 No.8022904 Mandingo, are you a guy or a chick?

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:15 No.8022916 >>8022846 yes, enter and take a crystal

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:17 No.8022950 Make a light, tortch, something

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:18 No.8022967 File1265858334.png-(39 KB, 500x500, entering.png) Okay, I will grab these three lovely crystals...Now let's venture in deeper to see who has cried out for help!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:20 No.8022980 Make a light, ready a wepon, you may need it

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:20 No.8022982 File1265858411.png-(6 KB, 500x500, caveforks.png)

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:20 No.8022988 Right

>>	Leman Russ 02/10/10(Wed)22:20 No.8022993 >>8022967 Are you not a Bard? Can you not cast a light spell, or are you not high enough in level?

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:21 No.8023003 >>8022982 Go Right.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:21 No.8023004 Light is lvl 0, u should have it

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:21 No.8023013 File1265858511.jpg-(61 KB, 299x259, stifledlaughter.jpg) >>8022993 >not high enough level >for a cantrip

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:22 No.8023019 >>8023004 well we don't know what system we are using, if any. but dm, an idea of what we can and can't do in terms of skill would be nice.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:22 No.8023020 To the right!

>>	Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/10/10(Wed)22:24 No.8023039 Quiet, everyone! The barrel roll is definitely the preferred action in this instance.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:24 No.8023050 >>8022967 Holy shit, where'd you go? I think one of those gems must be a MAGIC GEM OF INVISIBILITY! Take off all your clothes, you won't be needing them now.

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:25 No.8023059 File1265858716.png-(46 KB, 500x500, oh my it.png) To the right then....boy...this cave really gets Dark...as for my skills....I am but a beginning Bard....I haven't learned many things yet.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:26 No.8023072 Tortches?, candle!, Lamp? anything@

>>	Leman Russ 02/10/10(Wed)22:27 No.8023093 >>8023059 Why, that is ok, we must all start somewhere, child.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:27 No.8023108 What program is being used to draw this? Looks too good for MSPaint

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:31 No.8023162 >>8023059 True, but why didn't you bring a torch and some flint? Really now, that's Dungeoneering 101 right there. sigh You may borrow one of mine for the time being.

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:33 No.8023200 File1265859214.png-(76 KB, 500x500, cavern of light.png) Oh well thank you friend, but...It seems there is a brightly lit room right up ahead! And it seems to be were the cry is coming from~

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:34 No.8023211 Procede with caution, ready your blade

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:35 No.8023235 And protect your cock!!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:37 No.8023268 >>8023200 Put the gems in your bag so that your hands are free, just in case.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:38 No.8023295 >>8023268 agreed

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:40 No.8023317 File1265859624.png-(11 KB, 500x500, saftey come.png) >>8023211 >>8023268 >>8023295 Oh no! there are strange slimy things everywhere! and a weird thing in a hole.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:40 No.8023326 whip your cock out!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:41 No.8023333 >>8023317 Pet them!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:41 No.8023338 >>8023317 Wait a bit, they might not be hostile. Call out, ask if there's anyone here.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:41 No.8023341 >>8023317 Do we see who's calling for help?

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:42 No.8023353 are they smiling or snarling?

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:42 No.8023359 Pick up one of the slimy things, they look adorable!

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:43 No.8023366 File1265859797.png-(9 KB, 500x500, Cock fight.png) >>8023326 OH NO! THE COCK POPPED OUT OF MY BAG! He is approaching one of the monsters!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:44 No.8023382 >>8023366 Order it to attack!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:44 No.8023386 >>8023382 GUST! SAND-ATTACK! GUST AGAIN!

>>	Leman Russ 02/10/10(Wed)22:44 No.8023388 >>8023366 Do everything in your power to explain that you mean no harm, despite the actions of your cock.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:44 No.8023390 your cock poped ohh noez!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:45 No.8023398 >>8023366 No, Mr. Rockadoodle! We must save him, and apologize for his transgression!

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:46 No.8023413 File1265859968.png-(9 KB, 500x500, cock hug.png) Oh...it seems they are quite friendly

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:46 No.8023414 play a calming song to keep your cock from doing anything. then try and communicate with the blobs

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:46 No.8023423 >>8023414 well, never mind, but play a song anyways and talk to the blobs.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:46 No.8023424 I told you to pick one up. Actually, they look like jell-o. Eat one.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:48 No.8023467 >>8023413 Well thank goodness for that. Still, we must scold him later; such actions are inexcusable for a young rooster of such high standing! Call out and ask who was seeking help earlier.

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:51 No.8023515 File1265860287.png-(12 KB, 500x500, zakoo.png) >>8023423 >COOOO cooooCOOOO CO cooo cooo COOOOO

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:52 No.8023534 File1265860361.jpg-(18 KB, 240x249, 1264392702818.jpg) My god, this has to be the friendliest quest ever! I must turn in for the night, but be sure to archive it if it gets really good!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:52 No.8023537 >>8023515 Realize you can see music as colors. YOU HAVE GAINED A MENTAL DISORDER!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:54 No.8023574 >>8023515 Well? Did it work?

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:54 No.8023577 it's not retardation it's a bardic tune! you have unlocked your first hidden ability!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:55 No.8023582 >>8023537 Synesthesia is not a mental disorder.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:55 No.8023593 If they are hostile, use the kazoo to fling the colorful material notes at them.

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:55 No.8023594 File1265860539.png-(8 KB, 500x500, pacified.png) Oh my the Rainbow Jelly slugs seemed to have jigglified peacefully. And look I can see the person who was calling for help.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:56 No.8023614 bow and greet the fair maden

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:56 No.8023622 >>8023594 well go over to the person and help them out of that hole

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:57 No.8023637 >>8023594 I have a bad feeling about this. Surrounded by friendly slimes, calling for help. Something just doesn't add up. Approach with extreme caution.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:58 No.8023645 Dem lines... >>8023594 Rescue her quickly, before our cock gets us into trouble.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:58 No.8023648 >>8023637 more like approach with extreme FRIENDLINESS. with a SONG of COOPERATION and TOGETHERNESS.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:58 No.8023650 >>8023594 Put the cock back in the bag.

>>	Farker !WfXi/6OCXM 02/10/10(Wed)23:00 No.8023698 File1265860851.png-(8 KB, 500x500, cavefarker.png) Thank goodness! Some mean bandits chained me to a post and left me to die. Fortunately, these colorful slug things don't really care to check this strange rock formation.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:01 No.8023708 >>8023698 Do we have anything that can cut chains?

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:02 No.8023746 >>8023708 Use the power of music to break the chains.

>>	Leman Russ 02/10/10(Wed)23:03 No.8023760 ...are you Momo? >>8023698 If only we had some simple spells! What can we do? Search the cave perhaps?

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:04 No.8023767 File1265861093.png-(12 KB, 500x500, tall hole.png) Okay, let me just grab my cock and put it away....oh my god! That's a big hole...I mean dang~

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:05 No.8023784 >>8023767 Shit! Get your cock out of that slime.

>>	Farker !WfXi/6OCXM 02/10/10(Wed)23:08 No.8023818 File1265861312.png-(5 KB, 500x500, cavefarker2.png) Just be careful around the slimy things. They may look nice, but they can quickly become unsettled.

>>	Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/10/10(Wed)23:08 No.8023819 How long is the chain?

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:08 No.8023820 >>8023767 Crawl into the hole. You won't be able to free her from there. You need to find a way to break the chains. Try using those gems you found. They might be hard enough.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:10 No.8023844 >>8023818 keep playing music to keep them calm, move towards "rock formation".

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:11 No.8023863 ...why are there two people doing this?

>>	Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/10/10(Wed)23:11 No.8023866 >>8023844 This. Rock the Kazoo!

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:12 No.8023882 File1265861553.png-(16 KB, 500x500, i can break.png) >>8023698 Hmmm looks tough but don't worry, I can break that cuff~

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:12 No.8023888 >>8023820

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:13 No.8023890 >>8023882 You can't break that cuff!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:13 No.8023893 >>8023863 I'm not sure. I noticed the Anonymous additions at the beginning, but didn't even notice the other namefriend.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:13 No.8023895 >>8023882 You can't break that cuff

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/10/10(Wed)23:14 No.8023903 File1265861649.jpg-(262 KB, 2592x3872, cop.jpg) >>8023882 YOU CAN'T BREAK THOSE CUFFS

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:14 No.8023907 >>8023882 ...wait. Cave, finding a girl kept against her will... If her name is Anna or Alice, things are about to go very, very badly.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:15 No.8023920 >>8023907 If the names are of any indication, Ms. Chained is named Farker.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:17 No.8023944 >>8023882 Do this >>8023820

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:18 No.8023957 File1265861912.png-(22 KB, 160x160, dryown.png) Would someone be able to save this for me? I have to go but this is too cute....

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:19 No.8023969 File1265861966.png-(18 KB, 500x500, breaking the cuff.png) >>8023890 >>8023895 >COOO COOOO cooooo cooooBRRRRRZZZZ I'm sorry what was that, I can't hear you over the sound of a breaking Cuff.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:19 No.8023977 >>8023920 If names are any indication, then she must like beer, cats, and nonsensical internet arguments.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:20 No.8023986 >>8023969 BE CAREFUL, YOUR CUFF-BREAKING SONG HAS RILED THE RAINBOW SLIMES

>>	Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/10/10(Wed)23:21 No.8023993 >>8023969 Fuck yeah, Kazoo!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:21 No.8024007 >>8023969 Don't kazoo that cuff too loudly! It could wake up the troll!

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:23 No.8024027 File1265862189.png-(9 KB, 500x500, 3 slimes.png) Oh no three of the slimes have become Aggitated! One, seems amused...the other seemed sort of bewildered...

>>	Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/10/10(Wed)23:24 No.8024048 >>8024027 Play the song of the dancing slimes!

>>	Thedoorman !!+TnyzVGmV4D 02/10/10(Wed)23:24 No.8024049 >>8024027 i think one seems aroused as well

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:25 No.8024052 >>8024027 Oh God! Wait what about those stones earlier!? They seem to match the color of the slimes. See if you can use them to aid you in escape/battle!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:25 No.8024053 >>8024027 Eat the amused one and gain its powers.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:25 No.8024061 >>8024052 yes! throw stones at the slimes of the same color!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:26 No.8024067 Go away madi

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:26 No.8024070 Offer up your cock as a sacrifice to appease the jellies.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:26 No.8024073 This thread is adorable.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:26 No.8024074 >>8024052 This.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:27 No.8024082 Mandingo, I seem to remember you drawfaging around /b/ or /r9k/ a bit. Why not hang around here more?

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:28 No.8024086 >>8024027 Yes, match the color of your stones to the colors of the slimes. Maybe they are the key to either defeating or at least abating the agitated slimes.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:29 No.8024097 >>8024082 Ya, ^^ really liking this quest so far. Tis filled with D'aaa and cute. You should do this kinda stuff more often :)

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:30 No.8024111 File1265862620.png-(47 KB, 500x500, go color stones.png) GO COLOR STONES! DO SOMETHING USEFUL!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:34 No.8024189 >>8024111 Pew pew pew!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:35 No.8024196 >>8024111 The dancing colors will fascinate the slimes, calming them, but be careful not to let yourself or your new companion get hypnotized by the bright patterns.

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:35 No.8024197 File1265862941.png-(169 KB, 500x500, EXPLOISION.png) The jellies s'ploded before they could combine Mandingo the Bard gained some exp!

>>	Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/10/10(Wed)23:36 No.8024210 >>8024197 You are now level .01

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:36 No.8024215 >>8024197 Wha? No, we killed them! They didn't seem that bad! They just were grouchy from being woken up! WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:37 No.8024227 >>8024197 Quick, leave the cave, and give the giant his cock back before he realizes it is missing.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:39 No.8024252 >>8024227 Agreed. I don't know what I'd do without my cock. Probably smash the closest thing around me.

Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:42 No.8024289
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ALRIGHT
Mandingo Lvled up...however the cave girl is gone seeming to have left behind a parcel of fabric! I bring it with me and keep it for her if I see her again! come we must take this cock back! For it is not ours and I am quite done with having one thanks.

>>	Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/10/10(Wed)23:43 No.8024307 >>8024289 The cave girl is naked somewhere. We should lend her the cock.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:43 No.8024308 >>8024289 Well, once we've returned it, we might want to head back and check out the left passage.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:43 No.8024312 Who says the cock's done with you?

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:43 No.8024322 >>8024289 Can we allocate any skill points or such? Or is that only with full integer levels?

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:45 No.8024334 >>8024289 We must find our cave friend. She must want her fabric back. Onward Mandingo the Bard, adventure awaits.

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:46 No.8024348 File1265863572.png-(13 KB, 500x500, returning the cock.png) And so the cock knew where it belonged...let's us travel forward...and um not ruin this reunion.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:49 No.8024392 >>8024348 Is there anything farther down the path?

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:49 No.8024396 File1265863792.png-(14 KB, 500x500, frollic forward!.png) And So I frolic forward to my next adventure, which is just up ahead~

>>	Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/10/10(Wed)23:51 No.8024415 >>8024396 When suddenly, NINJAS!

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:51 No.8024422 >>8024348 What an obedient little pecker.

Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:54 No.8024457
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And soon we come upon another break in the path.... to the far left a forest that looks to be enchanted. in the center in the distance, hills with what looks to be a castle....and to the very right, i can not quite see it but I can smell the ocean from here....

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:56 No.8024485 >>8024457 ENCHANTED FORESTS! We can visit the castle later.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:57 No.8024513 >>8024457 Go to the castle. Your cave friend might live there.

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:58 No.8024516 >>8024457 Castle

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:58 No.8024517 Dear lord why is this so cute and friendly?

>>	Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:58 No.8024521 >>8024517 someone will be raped at the end, don't worry.

>>	Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/10/10(Wed)23:59 No.8024527 >>8024517 Because it's Mandingo.

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)00:05 No.8024617 File1265864747.png-(34 KB, 500x500, enchanted forest.png) to the enchanted forest we go~

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:06 No.8024630 >>8024617 Seek out a unicorn, take it for a joyride.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:08 No.8024657 >>8024630 Use the kazoo to play a melody to attract it.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:09 No.8024660 rolled 9 = 9 There better not be vampires in the forest

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:09 No.8024662 >>8024617 You forgot to play traveling music.

>>	NuBlackAnon !!z6ldXGL61Wm 02/11/10(Thu)00:10 No.8024672 >>8022318 sure is magical negro signer here. Sing us a song oh magical negro!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:11 No.8024701 >>8024672 don't be silly. why would a signer want to sing you a song? those are two different professions.

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)00:13 No.8024724 File1265865215.png-(43 KB, 500x500, funny story.png) >>8024660 >>8024630 >>8024657 Ah ha...funny story...about the unicorn...it's only attracted by pure virginal maidens....Guess what I'm not~

>>	Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 02/11/10(Thu)00:14 No.8024740 File1265865293.png-(4 KB, 142x133, Yuimeidomranon.png) >>8024724 >>8024724

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:15 No.8024745 >>8024724 Oh god, behind you.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:15 No.8024753 >>8024724 I will guess that you are NOT, NOT a pure virginal maiden

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:15 No.8024761 >>8024724 You... hussy! Well, at the least you should take back a gift for you husband. You DID marry the guy, right?

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:16 No.8024768 >>8024724 ...details?

>>	Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/11/10(Thu)00:17 No.8024801 >>8024724 She-She-she... she's NOSE-RUBBED?!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:19 No.8024817 >>8024801 Eskimo kisses. :O

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:19 No.8024829 >>8024724 LOOK OUT!

>>	NuBlackAnon !!z6ldXGL61Wm 02/11/10(Thu)00:19 No.8024833 >>8024701 I'm tired >>8024724 Well find Virgin Spray and use it then!

Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)00:21 No.8024859
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>>8024740
>>8024753
>>8024761
>>8024768
bRRRRRZZZZTTT BRRRRRTTT cooooo cooooo

I'm sorry I can't hear you over my lack of my independence as a young lady...wait >>8024745
What do you mean behind me?

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:21 No.8024862 >>8024833 Why would you want to use Virgin Spray? That stuff is made to REPEL virgins.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:23 No.8024887 >>8024859 Turn around, and give this new stranger behind you a hug.

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)00:23 No.8024893 File1265865807.png-(11 KB, 500x500, FWUMP.png) >FWUMP Oh lawd! What happened what's going on!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:23 No.8024899 >>8024859 Ignore him, whoever he is he seems like he's on the level. On a completely unrelated note, go ahead and relax your asshole.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:24 No.8024907 >>8024859 Turn around, there's a ...thing... behind you! Kill it with fire! Or maybe offer it a slice of pie. Pie always has a soothing effect on scary things.

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)00:26 No.8024928 File1265865986.png-(806 B, 500x500, dark.png) OH MAN WHAT'S HAPPENING I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:26 No.8024934 >>8024893 Oh no! Try to use your sword (>>8023317 ) to get out of the bag.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:28 No.8024956 Wait, is Mandingo a boy or a girl?

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:30 No.8024962 >>8024956 Yes

>>	Psyker Ted 02/11/10(Thu)00:30 No.8024972 rolled 79 = 79 >>8024962 Well said.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:30 No.8024976 File1265866249.png-(122 KB, 460x776, 1251662232450.png) >>8024956 yes.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:33 No.8025002 >>8024976 You can't fool us /a/!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:35 No.8025060 File1265866517.png-(169 KB, 607x582, 12645442854.png) Previously, in another dimension...

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)00:35 No.8025068 File1265866557.png-(24 KB, 500x500, teaparty.png) Oh It seems it was a were wolf and a vampire, and they just wanted to invite us to a tea party~ Isn't that nice of them!

>>	Leman Russ 02/11/10(Thu)00:37 No.8025094 >>8025068 Indeed it is! What upstanding fellows of their respective templates!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:37 No.8025100 >>8025068 Why yes. Yes it was.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:37 No.8025102 >>8025068 well thats nice of them. but they could have been less rude about it!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:37 No.8025105 >>8025060 What's the word for d'aww combined with some form of arousal? >>8025068 What flavor are the scones?

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:37 No.8025107 >>8025068 Why do you have coffee at a tea party? You should drink tea as well. After all, they went through all the trouble to prepare it.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:38 No.8025118 >>8025068 Play them a song! A tea drinking song!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:38 No.8025127 Try to start a coherent discussion of healthcare reform!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:39 No.8025136 >>8025127 But if they do that, they'll be assaulted by trolls!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:40 No.8025155 >>8025136 isn't that the point?

>>	Psyker Ted 02/11/10(Thu)00:40 No.8025157 rolled 1, 6, 2 = 9 >>8025068 What a silly wa- Oh no... Your under a spell! Or... Is this post-traumatic shock? Are you okay? Were you raped and this is your way of dealing with it?

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:42 No.8025183 >>8025068 a wild great unclean one appears

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:43 No.8025193 >>8022318 Requesting archive...

Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)00:44 No.8025221
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>ssssslllurp

The vampire explains he was nervous as it was not often that girls visited this forest...and so he and the were wolf were so shy they just had to put a big sack over me or I might have ran away.
>>SLLLLLLUUUUURP
He then continues to tell me he has a suprise for me, and that i was drinking my tea very rudely....
And I apologized.

>>	Psyker Ted 02/11/10(Thu)00:45 No.8025233 rolled 10, 4, 4 = 18 >>8025221 What is it? Out with it!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:46 No.8025237 >>8025221 need picture of vampire drinking tea with his fangs.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:46 No.8025238 >>8025221 Ooh! What kind of surprise? Is it of a bitey kind?

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:47 No.8025249 >>8025221 Ask him for further training in etiquette. Perhaps even fancy dancing lessons!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:48 No.8025266 >>8025221 A surprise? Is it cake? We love cake! Especially raspberry cake!

Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)00:53 No.8025333
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And then the werewolf came out with a unicorn...and growled...
I don't speak werewolf....but I don't tell him that...It would be rude
but the Vampire whispered the translation. " He said" says the vampire " that unicorn was to be presented to a lovely young maiden."
I don't think I have the heart to tell them guys...

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:54 No.8025350 >>8025333 then don't tell them about that one time at bard camp

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:54 No.8025352 >>8025333 But you're a maiden! You got rid of your cock after all remember?

>>	Gabu !!IfnSZz/QQRE 02/11/10(Thu)00:56 No.8025374 >>8025333 ... Do it.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:56 No.8025379 >>8025352 Yeah!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:03 No.8025477 >>8025333 Yes do it!

>>	Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)01:04 No.8025483 File1265868242.png-(18 KB, 500x500, amd it was ashome.png) > And thus I didn't tell them....And I took the unicorn for an awesome joy ride. Until My next Adventures

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:05 No.8025506 I love this adventure.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:05 No.8025520 >>8025483 Awesome, so whe's the next adventure. What's that you say? It's starting right now? Oh joy!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:07 No.8025545 >>8025483 Best new quest we've had in months. This thread has left me with a perpetual :3 face.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:08 No.8025576 Dear OP, Thank you so much. I needed a smile today.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:09 No.8025595 I enjoyed this a lot. Very nice and cute quest thread!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:09 No.8025600 archive now!

>>	Leman Russ 02/11/10(Thu)01:11 No.8025630 >>8025483 Yay!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:11 No.8025636 >>8025483 What the... SHES A NIGGER! We've been had boys!

>>	Leman Russ 02/11/10(Thu)01:13 No.8025658 File1265868793.jpg-(14 KB, 276x197, hurgh.jpg) Also, pic related.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:13 No.8025660 >>8025636 You're about 221 posts late there, pal. Check the OP.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:17 No.8025717 >>8025636 Little brown girls are the best

Turian Councilor !!ql/rzSIfHCY 02/11/10(Thu)01:31 No.8025887
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This supposed "thread" may have been "good", but that is a relative judgment based on biased views. Human views I might add, which are utterly useless to believe once they have forgone their identity for the safety of internet anonymity. You also can not claim it to be "cute", "fun", or "enjoyable". You're lucky the other council members have fallen for your smoke and mirrors human.

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/11/10(Thu)01:32 No.8025898 File1265869926.png-(53 KB, 172x282, Harbinger.png) >>8025887 One moment, I AM ASSUMING CONTROL.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:36 No.8025943 >>8025898 ASSUMING CONTROL of who?

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:44 No.8026020 >>8025943 Of whom. Grammar Nazis were here, no need to thank us.

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/11/10(Thu)01:45 No.8026039 File1265870743.jpg-(106 KB, 338x343, Sovereign.jpg) >>8025943 >>8026020 I...don't know. Never thought that far ahead.

>>	Turian Councilor !!ql/rzSIfHCY 02/11/10(Thu)01:50 No.8026113 File1265871040.gif-(12 KB, 500x500, QUOTATIONMARKS.gif) >>8025898 >>8026039 Oh look, a supposed "Reaper". I know you're a Geth ship. I won't fall for any of the tricks Shepard did.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:59 No.8026212 File1265871580.png-(101 KB, 500x500, 12645547159.png) >>8025887 >>8026039 >>8026113 What is this faggotry. We had a perfectly adorable sort of faggotry already, and you're screwing it up. Countering with little brown neko butt.

>>	No Man 02/11/10(Thu)02:26 No.8026515 ...WHENCE DID THIS ADORABONER THING START?

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/11/10(Thu)02:27 No.8026529 File1265873238.png-(449 KB, 960x535, Reaper.png) >>8026212 ...THERE. ASSUMING CONTROL.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)02:28 No.8026546 File1265873336.jpg-(362 KB, 521x900, 1258736989944.jpg) >>8026113 FUCK YOU!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)02:29 No.8026552 >>8025105 >What's the word for d'aww combined with some form of arousal? >>8026515 >ADORABONER

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)02:30 No.8026567 >>8026529 What would a Reaper-Mandingo look like?

>>	No Man 02/11/10(Thu)02:33 No.8026583 >>8026552 You can't tell me >>8025060 and >>8026212 don't count for the use of this word.

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)02:38 No.8026622 >>8026567 dunno. Someone should ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL and see what happens?

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)07:04 No.8028882 >>8026212 more please

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)10:41 No.8030247 bumpan

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)14:13 No.8032394 ...from page 10!

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)15:13 No.8033271 >>8026567 absolutely adorable

>>	Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)15:23 No.8033385 >>8026567 Adorable brown girl with glasses and metal-lobster bikini, showing a lot of midriff, but allmost no back. Reaper fingers would be at butt-level, like tails..

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