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Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)02:17 No.7931028

Time to begin.
It is very dark here. Hardly anything can be seen.

Please recommend an action.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:18 No.7931040 >>7931028 An-Hero

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:18 No.7931041 Rape the glowing red thing.

>>	Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/05/10(Fri)02:19 No.7931043 Engage nightvision!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:19 No.7931046 Destroy reality.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:19 No.7931049 >>7931041 Hoping for x?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:21 No.7931070 File1265354497.jpg-(42 KB, 420x333, 1264526554234.jpg) MAKE A FUCKING EDIBLE RISOTTO. FUCK.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:21 No.7931073 >>7931040 Seconding this.

Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)02:22 No.7931077
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>>7931041
>Rape the glowing red thing.

The glowing red thing is only about a foot away from your face. You seem to be very cramped, and cannot move well.

>>7931043
>Engage Nightvision!

You attempt to focus, but you do not seem to have any form of night vision.

>>7931046
>Destroy Reality

You have no reality to destroy, even if you had the power to do so.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:22 No.7931083 press red button Stitches!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:22 No.7931085 >>7931077 Push red thing.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:23 No.7931091 File1265354612.png-(22 KB, 800x600, 1264527164752.png) Curl up into a ball and attempt to make a psychic cocoon to shield yourself from danger.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:23 No.7931092 >>7931077 >Cramped space >No form of nightvision >No power to destroy reality Well, that's that, then. Time to kill ourselves.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:24 No.7931096 IF THIS IS A LOCKER IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU OP!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:24 No.7931099 >>7931077 Red thing. Push it.

>>	Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)02:25 No.7931106 File1265354716.gif-(5 KB, 701x683, 3.gif) >>7931085 >Push the red button Ah, there we go. You can see now.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:25 No.7931112 >>7931106 Should've seen this coming. Going to bed now; was slightly hopeful, not my hopes are dashed.

>>	Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/05/10(Fri)02:26 No.7931116 Commence scribbling heresy on the ceiling, and escape through the warp.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:26 No.7931117 This seems familiar...

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:26 No.7931118 >>7931106 OH GODS. NOT THIS AGAIN. CLAUSTROPHOBIA! PANIC!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:26 No.7931119 >>7931106 Successful Troll is Moderately Successful, methinks.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:26 No.7931121 >>7931106 IT IS A LOCKER! PUNCHING TIME!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:26 No.7931124 >>7931106 Hm, we seem to be some sort of furry. Time to kill ourselves, preferably with fire.

Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)02:29 No.7931162

>>7931118
>PANIC

You panic and begin bouncing off of the cramped walls, but it does nothing but hurt you.

You are now bleeding from an ugly wound on your forehead.

>>7931121
>IT IS A LOCKER! PUNCHING TIME!

You punch the wall. It is ineffectual, and now your hand hurts.

>>7931124
>Time to kill ourselves, preferably with fire
You have no apparent source of fire.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:30 No.7931168 Press random buttons around us.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:31 No.7931181 >>7931162 Use the wall behind our head for leverage and push with everything else to snap our neck.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:32 No.7931194 File1265355142.png-(157 KB, 850x1575, Ruby_Story_time.png) FTFY

>>	Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)02:32 No.7931195 >>7931168 >Press random buttons around us. You get the feeling that pressing all the buttons would probably be a bad idea. There are buttons of multiple colors -- which one should you try?

Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)02:34 No.7931221

>>7931181
>Use the wall behind our head for leverage and push with everything else to snap our neck.

You attempt to do this. You feel your neck arch back and back... but you cannot reach the critical apex to accomplish this task in the cramped confines of your cell.

You now have a crick in your neck, an ugly wound on your forehead, and a sore hand.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:35 No.7931225 >>7931195 Press both the orange one and the purple one.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:35 No.7931232 press everything pressible! including belly button.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:35 No.7931234 >>7931221 CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	ANGRY MARINE 02/05/10(Fri)02:36 No.7931242 File1265355377.jpg-(839 KB, 750x3000, Angry_Ruby.jpg) FUCK YOUR SHIT! I'VE GOT THIS!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:36 No.7931245 File1265355394.gif-(1.17 MB, 429x161, 1265170536827.gif) >>7931028

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:38 No.7931266 Do a barrel roll!

Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)02:39 No.7931281

>>7931225
>Press both the orange one and the purple one.
You press the Orange button and the cell starts heating up. You get the feeling that it will become unpleasantly hot in a few minutes.

You press the Purple button. The top of the cell pops free!

>>7931232
>Press everything pressible! Including belly button.

You press your belly button. You giggle.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:40 No.7931304 >>7931281 Poor some water in the box. HOT TUB.

>>	Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)02:42 No.7931323 >>7931266 >Do a barrel roll! You roll around in the now open cell. It feels uncomfortable, as the metal walls are beginning to feel hot to the touch.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:42 No.7931331 It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>>	Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)02:45 No.7931359 >>7931304 >Poor some water in the box. >HOT TUB. Unfortunately, you don't see any sources of water from where you are inside of the box, as you can only see the ceiling!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:46 No.7931383 Opening this thread in another tab on the off chance that stitcher is actually weaver pulling one of his crazy ass stunts. Will check back later.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:48 No.7931399 >>7931383 >implying that Weaver would re-use stock Ruby images/not post with new images HERESY

Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)02:52 No.7931440

>>7931331
>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

It is no longer pitch black, as not only have you turned on the lights, you have also opened the top of the cell. There appears to be a diffuse white light in the room outside.

The metal in the cell is now hot enough to hurt, rather than being merely uncomfortable. You can feel pain in whatever parts of your body are touching the walls and floor of the cell.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:54 No.7931480 >>7931440 Close the top of the Cell.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:55 No.7931487 >>7931399 That's exactly what he wants you to think.

Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)02:57 No.7931508

>>7931480
>Close the top of the Cell.

With some misgivings, you close the top of the cell.

It is now unbearably hot inside of the cell. You are constantly moving about (at least, as much as you can in the confined space), and you seem to be receiving minor burns on your extremeties and back. You begin whimpering from the pain.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:58 No.7931530 >>7931508 Contemplate life, spirituality, and my place in existant. Also... Read Note. Hug Tom.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)02:59 No.7931548 >>7931530 Existence, my bad.

Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)03:01 No.7931584

>>7931530
>Contemplate life, spirituality, and my place in existant.

You calm down as the walls begin turning red. You lay back down, and begin contemplating life and the futility of existence, and your own place in the grand cosmic order of things.

>Read Note

You have no note to read.

>Hug Tom

You do not know who this... TOM person is... But you feel an intense urge to hug him.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:02 No.7931604 >>7931584 Using this new found level of understanding, understand that pain is but a signal. And signals can be blocked. Ignore the pain. Rise above it. Then open the cell and get out. Jesus Titty Fucking Christ, man...

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:02 No.7931613 >>7931584 BEGIN SCHLICKING FURIOUSLY, BEFORE WE BECOME A RUBY-KEBAB

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:05 No.7931642 >>7931613 To become a kebab, we'd have to be... Impaled...

Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)03:07 No.7931665

>>7931604
>Using this new found level of understanding, understand that pain is but a signal. And signals can be blocked. Ignore the pain. Rise above it.

Gritting your teeth, you block out the pain and rise above it.

The pain has become a mere dull throbbing, though you can smell burning flesh.

>Then open the cell and get out.

You open the cell door and get out, breathing in cool, fresh air. Behind you, the inside of the cell seem to be a cherry-red, and you can see smoke rising from various areas where your skin was in contact with the metal.

You have burns, though you cannot tell how severe they are just from looking at them. You also have an ugly wound on your forehead, a sore hand, and a crick in your neck.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:08 No.7931677 >>7931642 Then we must find Tom! So we can be "impaled" and die together in the furnace-cell!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:12 No.7931709 IF WE ARE NOT RUBY THE FUCKING CHAMPION OF CHAOS THIS TIME AROUND I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS THREAD!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:12 No.7931710 >>7931665 Look around the room, see what we can see, try and ignore the smell of burning flesh that's probably coming from that oven that was recently our cell. I know its probably a troll, but hey, its better than the CWC thread.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:14 No.7931731 >>7931710 This. Also, what do we know? Describe who we is. Nigga.

Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)03:15 No.7931737
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>>7931710
>Look around the room, see what we can see

You look around the room. There are no doors here, except for a portal on the north wall of this room. Unfortunately, there are metal shutters over the door.

>Try and ignore the smell of burning flesh that's probably coming from that oven that was recently our cell.

You attempt to ignore the smell. It is sickly-sweet, like dried vomit, but you put it out of your mind as best you can.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:16 No.7931751 >>7931737 Lick the shutters. And the floor.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:16 No.7931752 The rabbit is not cooked all the way through. It must remain in the oven until tender.

>>	Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)03:17 No.7931764 >>7931751 >Lick the Shutters. And the floor. You lick the shutters. They have a vaguely metallic taste, though it does not last long. You lick the floor, but it seems to be relatively tasteless and clean.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:19 No.7931777 >>7931764 Pull out your own eye and inventory it

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:19 No.7931783 >>7931764 Who. Are. We?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:20 No.7931796 >>7931777 >>7931777 Ignore this jackass.

>>	Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 02/05/10(Fri)03:22 No.7931814 File1265358153.png-(487 KB, 768x450, aliciaseesbumpersmasturbating.png) Fuck this thread, this is stupid.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:23 No.7931823 >>7931764 Smash the computer.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:24 No.7931826 >>7931814 Get the 4Chan tools and hide it then, jackalope. http://www.4chan.org/tools/

Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)03:25 No.7931842

>>7931783
>Who
>Are
>We

Searching through your mind, you remember snatches of conversation, whispered memories that speak to you of who you are.

You are Ruby. You have no magical or otherwise extraordinary powers. You have no knowledge of where you are or how you got here, and though you are not a specialist and hold no particularly special knowledge you are reasonably competent with things most people would be.

Your physical capabilities are varied. You are limber, in good shape, but not particularly strong.

>>7931777
>Pull out your own eye and inventory it

Reaching up tentatively, you feel around the edge of your eye socket. It feels like you could reach in and pull out your eye if you tried, though you aren't sure if your new mastery over pain control would be able to make up for tearing out your own eye.

>>7931796
>Ignore this jackass

You pull your hand away from your face, disturbed at the suddenness with which you almost put out your own eye on a whim.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:26 No.7931856 >>7931814 >aliciaseesbumpersmasturbating.png >tripfag ain't sagin' implications.jpeg?

>>	Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 02/05/10(Fri)03:27 No.7931867 File1265358425.jpg-(22 KB, 484x452, Yuiwat8.jpg) >>7931856 >>7931856 Sage is below me. As is posting Anonymously, and participating in a re-run quest.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:27 No.7931872 >>7931842 Mess with the computer thingie on the wall. Also, Ruby is a gay name. We should name ourselves............. Daedalus.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:27 No.7931878 >>7931796 Hey, what if someone we meet looses his.her eye? It'd be selfish if we kept both of ours. nudge nudge

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:28 No.7931881 >>7931867 lol another anttention whore? Let's all pay attention to whoever the fuck you are. Aren't you just the fucking unique special snowflake?!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:28 No.7931883 >>7931867 >implying he isn't masturbating furiously and attempting to hide his shame

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:28 No.7931892 >>7931842 Taste some of your own cooked flesh.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:29 No.7931893 >>7931878 Yeah. No. Unless we become a Usagi Irish Cyclops Demoman.... That's the only time I'd go with something like that.

Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 02/05/10(Fri)03:29 No.7931909
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>>7931881
>>7931881
I came from /v/, though I originated in /tg/.. as an anonymous. Then I took a prestige class with great honor codes. Like a Justicar, but a Tripicar.

>>7931883
>>7931883
Stitcher is masturbating?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:31 No.7931921 >>7931893 Become an Usagi Irish Cyclops Demoman

Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)03:31 No.7931922

>>7931872
>Mess with the computer thingie on the wall.

You walk over to the computer. Unfortunately, it would appear the controls are out of order. However, you can tell this looks like an easy fix. Firstly, one of the wires is missing; if you find a length of wire, you should be able to create a bridge for the current. Then, there are connectors at the back of the control panel itself, so it will need to be screwed back into place.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:32 No.7931936 >>7931909 >/v/ - /b/ but with a SLIGHT emphasis on Video Games. But only Slight

>>	Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 02/05/10(Fri)03:32 No.7931942 File1265358778.jpg-(23 KB, 460x516, Yuiwat14.jpg) >>7931936 >>7931936 >/v/ >Any hint of video games at all

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:33 No.7931949 >>7931922 Bridge the current with your body.

>>	Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)03:34 No.7931956 >>7931892 >Taste some of your own cooked flesh You tentatively lick the burnt flesh on your arm. It tastes sour, yet there is a disturbingly sweet taste beneath the sourness that leaves a strange aftertaste in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:35 No.7931958 >>7931949 Seductively

>>	Warp Infused Grey Knight 02/05/10(Fri)03:35 No.7931963 >>7931942 >>7931942 /v/ has TF2 threads. Main reason I go there. Now shutup Zhaku and make me a sammich.

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)03:36 No.7931969 File1265358982.gif-(9 KB, 701x683, 5.gif) >>7931949 Ruby dimly remembers some faint slogan: "auto-electrocution is never the solution".

>>	Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 02/05/10(Fri)03:36 No.7931972 File1265359013.jpg-(11 KB, 274x282, Yuiwat19.jpg) >>7931963 >>7931963 No, my stomach hurts, I just ate some cake-bread with no frosting or anything.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:38 No.7931979 >>7931969 Is this trip legit?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:38 No.7931980 >>7931969 Try to move the barrel that was obviously there the entire time

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:38 No.7931983 >>7931969 Holy shit. Crawl through that hole in the wall.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:39 No.7931994 >>7931969 CONIRMED>IT IS WEAVER

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:39 No.7931995 File1265359157.jpg-(22 KB, 420x336, 1259878944729.jpg) >>7931969 Pic related. I think Stitcher just got raped by Weaver =D

>>	Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 02/05/10(Fri)03:40 No.7932008 File1265359231.jpg-(12 KB, 318x326, Yuiconfus.jpg) >>7931969 >>7931969

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)03:41 No.7932016 File1265359276.gif-(9 KB, 701x683, 6.gif) >>7931983 >Crawl through that hole in the wall. Despite Ruby's best efforts she cannot fit into the tiny, empty cubbyhole. There's no reason to go in anyway.

>>	Warp Infused Grey Knight 02/05/10(Fri)03:41 No.7932018 >>7931972 >>7931972 I said. Shut. Up. I want a sandwhich now.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:41 No.7932021 File1265359305.png-(79 KB, 600x400, Shit_Got_Real.png) >>7931969 ...wait, wrong quest.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:42 No.7932024 >>7932016 Press the blue button in the box

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:42 No.7932026 >>7932016 Look up.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:42 No.7932029 >>7932016 check down teh hole on the bottom right

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:43 No.7932031 >>7932016 Inventory check.

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)03:43 No.7932035 File1265359436.gif-(10 KB, 701x683, 7.gif) >>7932026 >Look up. Ruby looks up. There's a hole in the ceiling with roughly the same proportions as her locker. But there's something else... [animated]

>>	Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 02/05/10(Fri)03:44 No.7932042 File1265359449.jpg-(19 KB, 430x415, Yuiwat27.jpg) Why are we replaying this quest guys? We already beat it..

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:44 No.7932043 File1265359474.jpg-(196 KB, 900x600, 1259647071416.jpg) What the fuck happened here

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:45 No.7932045 Shout to Ace about your undying love and affection. QUICKLY

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:45 No.7932049 >>7932035 Yell at the whole and ask who that was.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:45 No.7932055 >>7932042 I don't care, avatarfag. It's Weaver and he seems to be up to his old tricks, what more do you need?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:46 No.7932058 >>7932035 Fucking awesome. Check inventory, then hole over in the corner.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:46 No.7932059 FIND TOM RESCUE THE FUCK OUT OF HIM

>>	Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 02/05/10(Fri)03:46 No.7932060 File1265359588.jpg-(24 KB, 585x432, Yuiground.jpg) >>7932055 >>7932055 I just want to be loved.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:49 No.7932084 >>7932060 THEN DON'T BE A FUCKING TSUNDERE ABOUT IT

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)03:51 No.7932097 File1265359868.gif-(12 KB, 701x683, 8.gif) >inventory Ruby is carrying: A STEEL GRAPNEL HEAD ONE EMPTY SNAIL SHELL A WRENCH A FLASHLIGHT

>>	Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 02/05/10(Fri)03:51 No.7932103 File1265359879.jpg-(5 KB, 232x229, Yuishoulderlook.jpg) >>7932084 >>7932084 Who cares about Anonymous' opinions... It's not like I like YOU or anything..

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:51 No.7932104 Check to see what's through the hole with no bars

>>	Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)03:51 No.7932109 >>7932060 >I just want to be loved. ...And yet I see no sign of that sandwich.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:52 No.7932113 Examine both holes in floor and other box.

>>	Warp Infused Grey Knight 02/05/10(Fri)03:52 No.7932114 >>7932103 >>7932103 Zhaku~ SHUT UP.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:52 No.7932117 >>7932097 Peek down the hole in the corner.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:53 No.7932130 File1265360027.jpg-(114 KB, 500x441, uzumaki.jpg) >>7932097 A spiral snail shell, you say.

>>	Warp Infused Grey Knight 02/05/10(Fri)03:53 No.7932131 File1265360030.jpg-(11 KB, 365x346, Yuiahh.jpg) >>7932114 >>7932114 Fuck you!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:54 No.7932137 >>7932097 Hug the wrench and be reminded of your Granny for some strange reason.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:54 No.7932142 >>7932131 SAMEFAG DETECTED

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:55 No.7932146 >>7932131 Ahaha double-tripfag fail

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:55 No.7932148 >>7932131 What the hell are you even doing?

>>	Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 02/05/10(Fri)03:55 No.7932152 File1265360127.jpg-(5 KB, 109x223, Yuiumm2.jpg) >>7932142 >>7932142

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:55 No.7932154 Oh god what is this I don't even

>>	GURPS 02/05/10(Fri)03:55 No.7932159 >>7932131 Namefags and their antics.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:55 No.7932163 Oh, shit, this shit just got real. This better not be another one of those fake-out threads, because I'm not sure my poor heart could take it at this point. Also, use grapnel on hole in ceiling.

>>	Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 02/05/10(Fri)03:56 No.7932167 gonna email moot, maybe he will ban some shitty avatarfag, it worked for other people

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:56 No.7932178 I AM CONFUSED! Is it one year ago again?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:57 No.7932180 >>7932148 Attention-whoring. It is now clear that Zhakuu has been mostly same-fagging to get replies. Hell, Zhaku might even be Stitcher. Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY added to filter nao.

>>	Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 02/05/10(Fri)03:57 No.7932191 File1265360264.jpg-(14 KB, 310x449, Yuiwat31.jpg) >>7932180 >>7932180 For all you know, I'm Weaver too. Trying to get attention to the quest because so many of you lacked responses.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:58 No.7932202 >>7932191 If you're weaver, who is Taxi?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:58 No.7932205 >>7932191 >implying he is Weaver ahahaha

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)03:59 No.7932212 >>7932191 Uh I'm pretty sure you're not Weaver. No specific reason, just a hunch.

>>	Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 02/05/10(Fri)03:59 No.7932215 File1265360383.jpg-(34 KB, 640x480, yuisip.jpg) >>7932212 >>7932212 All according to Keikaku.

>>	Stitcher !M7fGGBfZjI 02/05/10(Fri)04:00 No.7932225 >>7932215 I am reasonably certain you are not Stitcher. That reason being that I myself am Stitcher.

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)04:01 No.7932230 File1265360480.gif-(13 KB, 701x683, 9.gif) >Look down the hole in the corner. There's something down below. Ruby can see someone down there. She calls out, and someone calls back. Their voice is strange and hollow. Ｉｓｓｏｍｅｏｎｅｔｈｅｒｅ？

>>	Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 02/05/10(Fri)04:01 No.7932231 File1265360485.jpg-(13 KB, 352x385, Yuiwat16.jpg) >>7932225 >>7932225 Stop pretending we aren't the same person, Zaeed.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:01 No.7932233 This shit is dildos.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:02 No.7932237 >>7932225 I am an idiot and only just now made the connection between Weaver's and Stitcher's names.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:03 No.7932251 >>7932230 Be polite and say hello, Ruby.

>>	Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 02/05/10(Fri)04:03 No.7932252 File1265360601.jpg-(25 KB, 273x379, Yuihands3.jpg) >>7932230 >>7932230 Wait what the fuck is that thing? That doesn't look like Tom. Lets get the fuck out of here and change our names to Salad Jones.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:03 No.7932256 >>7932230 Reply back with your name and ask them theirs!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:03 No.7932257 >>7932230 Say Yes. And ask who that is.

>>	Warp Infused Grey Knight 02/05/10(Fri)04:04 No.7932264 File1265360647.jpg-(5 KB, 105x106, warpuppet grey knight2.jpg) >>7932142 >>7932146 >>7932148 >>7932131 >>7932159 Ohgodwhat? I turn back to RT for twenty minutes and THIS is what happens?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:04 No.7932274 >>7932230 Say hello. Introduce yourself.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:04 No.7932275 >>7932230 Hrm, go back and check out that other open box, see if anything is in it.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:05 No.7932278 I am now convinced Weaver is a foreign agent intent on undermining our morale by fucking around with our heads. Nevertheless, say his to whoever is down there.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:05 No.7932282 >>7932230 Wait... fuck. Which one was the mouse....?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:05 No.7932286 Retrieve WEPON. You know we have it, Weaver.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:05 No.7932287 Shine the flashlight down.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:06 No.7932288 >>7932230 Introduce yourself, and ask for their name.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:06 No.7932289 >>7932282 That's Tom Nook retards. Numba 5.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:06 No.7932291 Mommyyyyy, why are the same persons arguing about who's the same persons?

>>	Fox + Bat !2mB5E0irrc 02/05/10(Fri)04:06 No.7932293 Holy shit! Is this real? Is this Ruby Quest 2.0!?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:06 No.7932295 >>7932230 Ohshitohshitohshit. Whatever we do, DO NOT RELEASE HIM.

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)04:07 No.7932299 File1265360854.gif-(13 KB, 701x683, 10.gif) Ruby calls down her own name and asks for the stranger's. ＭｙｎａｍｅｉｓＴｏｍ！ＨａｖｅｙｏｕｓｅｅｎａｗｏｍａｎｎａｍｅｄＬｕｃｙ？

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:07 No.7932300 >>7932230 FFFFFFF-

>>	Warp Infused Grey Knight 02/05/10(Fri)04:08 No.7932305 File1265360897.jpg-(174 KB, 592x652, chibi knight copy2.jpg) Anyway. Weaver, we should say hello to the nice man. (Tom Nook was actually the nice Tom he was just mutated alot.)

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:08 No.7932307 >>7932299 "No, sorry. Just woke up in a box."

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:08 No.7932308 This thread would have so much more room for Weaver Hijinks if it wasn't a TRIPFAG CIRCLEJERK. That said, say hello!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:08 No.7932309 >>7932299 I CANT READ DAT SHIT

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:08 No.7932311 >>7932299 "Nope, I just woke up!"

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:09 No.7932313 >>7932299 Apologize and say no. We are merely Ruby.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:09 No.7932316 >>7932299 Say no, and that you'll help him find her. Then ask what he has.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:09 No.7932317 We should cut ourselves quickly while the sacred essence is still fresh in our bodies

>>	Warp Infused Grey Knight 02/05/10(Fri)04:09 No.7932320 >>7932299 Sorry.. I only just woke up!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:09 No.7932321 >>7932299 Sorry, Tom, no. But if we can find a way to get you out, we can look for her.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:09 No.7932324 >>7932311 >>7932307 These. Plus "What does she look like?"

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:09 No.7932325 >>7932299 Tell him the truth; you woke up locked in a cramped box and only just managed to get out, then you saw some creepy guy staring at you through the ceiling.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:10 No.7932334 >>7932299 >My name is Tom! >Have you seen a woman named Lucy? OH SHIT! Reply that, no, we haven't.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:11 No.7932343 >>7932178 No, it's even earlier. Ace is not ctulhufied yet.

>>	Fox + Bat !2mB5E0irrc 02/05/10(Fri)04:11 No.7932344 >>7932299 Wrong Tom! Wrong Tom! Don't hug that Tom!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:12 No.7932348 >>7932343 How do we know? He's still wearing that goddamn mask

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:12 No.7932351 "No, do you know who I am?"

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)04:13 No.7932365 File1265361231.gif-(11 KB, 701x683, 11.gif) Ruby calls down at Tom. Does he know where they are, or who she is? She just woke up. She has no idea what's going on, or how she got here.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:13 No.7932366 >>7932348 Oh, that's right. Eyes not fully operational yet. I still think it's earlier. Real Tom doesn't look crazy mutated.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:14 No.7932371 >replies since last Weaverpost READTHENOTEREADTHENOTEREADTHENOTEREADTHENOTEREADTHENOTEREADTHENOTEREADTHENOTEREADTHENOTEREADTHENOTER EADTHENOTEREADTHENOTEREADTHENOTEREADTHENOTEREADTHENOTEREADTHENOTE

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:14 No.7932377 >>7932365 Fucking DODGE!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:14 No.7932380 >>7932365 SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:14 No.7932383 >>7932365 FALL DOWN THE CHUTE

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:14 No.7932385 >>7932365 Judo flip! Now!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:15 No.7932386 >>7932365 EVADE!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:15 No.7932387 JUMP DOWN THE HOLE ASK TOM TO CATCH YOU WITH HIS ARMS AND NOT SPIKY HANDS.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:15 No.7932388 >>7932365 JUMP INTO THE FUCKING HOLE NOW! NO QUESTIONS! DON'T LOOK BACK! JUST FUCKING DO IT!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:15 No.7932389 oh well.

>>	Fox + Bat !2mB5E0irrc 02/05/10(Fri)04:15 No.7932390 >>7932365 USE BIG EARS TO HEAR THE SOUND OF THE ROD EMANATING ELECTRICITY AND MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:15 No.7932393 >>7932365 Fuck off back to /tg/chan, you are the reason the furries came FUCK OFF

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:15 No.7932395 >>7932365 >Ruby is carrying: >A STEEL GRAPNEL HEAD >ONE EMPTY SNAIL SHELL >A WRENCH >A FLASHLIGHT NO HOOK GODDAMN WE'RE FUCKED

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:15 No.7932396 >>7932365 Do a barrel roll!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:16 No.7932400 File1265361388.png-(84 KB, 263x232, 1259695889796.png) >>7932365

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:16 No.7932403 EaT HIs faCE

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:16 No.7932404 >>7932365 Duck to the Right!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:17 No.7932411 USE WRENCH ON ACE! Or, if we've got no choice, get hit in head with wrench.

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)04:17 No.7932414 File1265361452.gif-(9 KB, 701x683, 12.gif) Ruby's body spasms as electricity courses through it.

>>	Fox + Bat !2mB5E0irrc 02/05/10(Fri)04:18 No.7932421 File1265361490.gif-(5 KB, 457x499, Cutebold Sad.gif) >>7932414

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)04:18 No.7932423 File1265361501.gif-(9 KB, 701x683, 13.gif) Everything goes dark.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:18 No.7932425 >>7932414 Fuck. Uh. Get superpowers from electricity?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:18 No.7932428 >>7932414 Turn into unstoppable godmonster! IA IA CHOPAZE FGHTAGN

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:18 No.7932429 >>7932423 Writhe in pain.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:19 No.7932435 >>7932414 >>7932423 Holy shit, Weaver you are the best tripfag ever! No matter what I've said, let's never fight again.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:19 No.7932437 >>7932423 Fuck that. We learned to rise above the pain. Rise. Above. The. Pain. Fall. Down. Hole.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:19 No.7932439 >>7932423 Collapse into the warm, sweet arms of unconsciousness.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:20 No.7932442 >>7932423 Don't fall into the hole you were just stooped over. oh wait

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:20 No.7932443 >>7932437 >implying that Stitcher was Weaver

>>	GURPS 02/05/10(Fri)04:20 No.7932445 Sucks.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:21 No.7932448 >>7932423 FFFFFFFFFFF-BAD END! We should have never even talked to Tom!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:22 No.7932456 >>7932437 PAIN IS MOTHERFUCKING WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:23 No.7932459 >>7932443 Weaver took over.

Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)04:23 No.7932460
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Somewhere at the edge of Ruby's consciousness, voices float like dreams.

Someone says "Thank you, my friend"

Someone continues speaking. But now it sounds like he is addressing Ruby.

He says not to worry
he is a professional
he has done this many times before
and the pain
won't last
for long

>>	Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 02/05/10(Fri)04:24 No.7932467 File1265361852.jpg-(78 KB, 910x682, oh my god jc.jpg) >>7932460

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:24 No.7932475 >>7932460 Oh jeez....

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:25 No.7932477 >>7932460 Try to bite the fucker!

>>	Fox + Bat !2mB5E0irrc 02/05/10(Fri)04:25 No.7932479 >>7932460 IT'S FILBERT! HE WANTS TO CUT THE BAD OUT OF RUBY! KNEE-TO-GROIN! GOGOGO!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:25 No.7932480 >>7932460 Oh crap! Struggle! Struggle like a motherfucker! Break free! F5, F5, F5, F5!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:25 No.7932482 >>7932460 GET OUT OF THERE! QUICKLY! THIS IS A BAD PERSON! Alternatively, crotchkick.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:25 No.7932487 >>7932460 EAT HIS FACE

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)04:26 No.7932494 File1265361999.gif-(8 KB, 701x683, 15.gif) Everything hurts Ruby is so tired The gas turns on and she drifts back to sleep.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:26 No.7932495 Don't do anything rash that might make you get killed stupidly. THIS GUY LOOKS LEGIT

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:27 No.7932496 >>7932460 Snap out of it! Scream!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:27 No.7932499 >>7932494 The End of Ruby 2.0?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:27 No.7932500 >>7932460 Awake in a rage, wreck Filbert's shit.

>>	Fox + Bat !2mB5E0irrc 02/05/10(Fri)04:27 No.7932501 This makes me sad, Weaver.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:28 No.7932506 Well, there's always the chance that Filberts still...relatively sane.

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)04:28 No.7932508 File1265362115.gif-(1 KB, 701x683, 16.gif)

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:29 No.7932515 >>7932494 WAKE UP GRAB A BRUSH PUT ON A LITTLE MAKE UP

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:29 No.7932516 >>7932508 Stop being dead.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:29 No.7932517 A genuine Ruby Quest thread. Huh.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:29 No.7932519 Dream of a man with four arms tearing your captor in half. Dream of eyes in the walls. Dream of a wheel made of barbs that spins and spins and spins

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)04:29 No.7932525 File1265362181.gif-(1 KB, 701x683, 17.gif)

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:29 No.7932526 >>7932508 You can't be dead, because you see, the Oracle told me I would be in love with The One... so... Wake up, Neo-Ruby.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:29 No.7932529 >>7932516 I don't think Ruby's dead, just experimented on and asleep again.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:30 No.7932532 >>7932525 Push red button

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:30 No.7932533 >>7932525 Push the button.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:30 No.7932535 >>7932525 Push button. Receive light.

>>	Fox + Bat !2mB5E0irrc 02/05/10(Fri)04:30 No.7932537 Hm, I kinda figured something like this might happen. Get ready for UNLIMITED LOCKER WORKS! Also, push the red button.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:30 No.7932540 >>7932525 PUSH BUTTON RECEIVE PLOT TWIST

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:31 No.7932545 File1265362270.jpg-(81 KB, 782x934, ACE.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:31 No.7932547 BRACE FOR MINDFUCK

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:31 No.7932549 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SURVIVE SURVIVE FUCKING -NOW- RUBY DO YOU HEAR ME I TOLD YOU TO SURVIVE THAT IS A FUCKING ORDER RISE ABOVE THE PAIN RISE ABOVE

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:32 No.7932555 I hate you, Weaver, but I also love you! Can we have angry sex now? I promise I'll be the bottom!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:34 No.7932572 Press a different button just to be a contrary little twit.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:34 No.7932573 Now I wish I finished reading Ruby Quest. THE SUSPENSE

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:34 No.7932577 File1265362466.jpg-(20 KB, 280x275, railroad.jpg) CHUGA CHUGA CHOO CHOO!

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)04:35 No.7932586 File1265362543.gif-(11 KB, 701x683, 18.gif)

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:36 No.7932589 Where the hell is 18.gif?

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)04:36 No.7932594 File1265362579.gif-(4 KB, 400x400, 19.gif) End of Cycle_

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:36 No.7932598 >>7932586 Wait, wait, wait, wait... Bella had an AGENDA?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:36 No.7932599 What the fuck just happened?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:36 No.7932601 Shit.

>>	Fox + Bat !2mB5E0irrc 02/05/10(Fri)04:37 No.7932604 >>7932589 Right here. >>7932586 I think Weaver draws these as he goes along. I was about to go to bed and then Weaver pops up. God damn.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:37 No.7932612 Wow, this wasnt an enormous railroad at all.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:38 No.7932613 >>7932599 Clearly an attempt at escape in the year previous to the final escape of Ruby and Tom.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:38 No.7932616 >>7932594 YOU BETTER CONTINUE THIS! IF YOU DON'T I'LL SMACK YOU AROUND A BIT WITH A LARGE TROUT!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:38 No.7932619 And once again Weaver proves why he is the king of the questfags.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:38 No.7932624 >>7932586 Figures, the only thing that would make sense is a cycle from the past. Short cycle though. Damn you Ace!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:38 No.7932625 >>7932599 My guess is this is a prequel. This probably cycled for a long time until the main story happened.

>>	Fox + Bat !2mB5E0irrc 02/05/10(Fri)04:38 No.7932626 >>7932612 No one cares, Weaver is a great author. He can railroad all he wants so long as it leads to somewhere awesome, and it always does. Also, End of cycle? So no more for tonight?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:39 No.7932629 >>7932612 Seeing as it was started by some faggot trying to start ship up, and it got Weaver-jacked? Who cares?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:39 No.7932630 File1265362744.jpg-(31 KB, 640x448, 1265252511251.jpg) >>7932594 >End of Cycle FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:39 No.7932641 Motherfucker. This had better continue.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:39 No.7932646 ARCHIVE THIS. NOW.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:40 No.7932652 >>7932626 Weaver actually railroads far less than he appears to. This is because he's good at putting shit together as it goes.

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)04:40 No.7932656 File1265362851.gif-(5 KB, 701x683, 20.gif)

>>	Fox + Bat !2mB5E0irrc 02/05/10(Fri)04:41 No.7932662 >>7932629 What are the chances that Weaver was browsing /tg/ at the very moment this Stitcher guy decides to start up a Ruby Quest? And what's more, Weaver has pictures. I don't buy it.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:41 No.7932665 >>7932656 ...?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:41 No.7932671 excitedtom.jpg

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:41 No.7932674 >>7932656 >20.gif >OhShit.jpg

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:41 No.7932675 File1265362919.jpg-(11 KB, 178x247, 1255723043930.jpg) >>7932646 http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7931028 >>7932656 ::DD

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:42 No.7932678 >>7932656 THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:42 No.7932680 >>7932656 Examine room

Spellsword Guildmaster Wigglytuff !A4gIjT7a26 02/05/10(Fri)04:42 No.7932681
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Time to browse /tg/ one last time before bed...

>Quest thread

Eh, I'll take a look...

>RubyQuest tribute/rip-off

Heh, that's neat

>Wild WEAVER appears

OF COURSE THIS WOULD HAPPEN

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:42 No.7932684 >>7932662 >And what's more, Weaver has pictures. He draws them as he goes along, bro. He is strong in the ways of speeddrawfaggotry.

>>	Fox + Bat !2mB5E0irrc 02/05/10(Fri)04:43 No.7932687 >>7932675 Sure hope you can update it. Shit's done finished yet.

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)04:43 No.7932691 File1265363006.gif-(8 KB, 701x683, 21.gif) The light floods in.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:44 No.7932699 >>7932691 Blink until we can see?

Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:44 No.7932702

>>7932662

I made this thread >>7930259

Which apparently caused someone to bug Weaver about /tg/ stuff so he decided to mosy over.

Then he saw this thread instead and apparently posted in that.

Of course I could be SECRETLY IN ON THIS MAKING THIS SOME SORT OF DEEP LEVEL SUBTERFUGE but that is clearly untrue so you should disregard it.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:45 No.7932710 >>7932691 Get up. Examine surroundings.

>>	Fox + Bat !2mB5E0irrc 02/05/10(Fri)04:46 No.7932720 >>7932702 Because the whole Metal Glen poem wasn't sneaky enough.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:46 No.7932725 >>7932691 Don't drown in it. Open your eyes Who where when and possibly why?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:46 No.7932726 I am hoping that this is AFTER ESCAPAN RUBY

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:46 No.7932728 >>7932702 I still need link to the IRC....

>>	:D Spellsword Guildmaster Wigglytuff !A4gIjT7a26 02/05/10(Fri)04:47 No.7932733 >>7932702 >>7932662 If you'll look at the filenames, it becomes apparent that Weaver and Stitcher are the same person.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:47 No.7932736 >>7932728 #RubyQuest

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:47 No.7932742 >>7932728 irc://irc.rizon.net/rubyquest

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:47 No.7932744 >>7932728 >>7932736 on irc.rizon.net

Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)04:48 No.7932747
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??? wakes up.
He can't remember his name.
Or how he got here.
Or even where "here" is.

His head hurts. Throbbing pain.
In jail, maybe? Got too drunk last night... passed out...
Maybe his memory will return.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:48 No.7932749 >>7932710 Additionally, look for items that may be used as weapons. Check inventory.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:48 No.7932757 Get syringe. Sniff it.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:48 No.7932760 >>7932747 examine the two objects in the cell with you.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:49 No.7932762 >>7932747 CONSTRUCT AN OPUS

Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:49 No.7932763

>>7932720

Well that was sneaky-smart.

This would be sneaky-dumb, since instead of giving an "interesting but oh-so-unrelated" piece of information, I asked an apparently stupid question.

That and to claim it was preconceived would be a lie. Saying that it would be an interesting coincidence, at least from my point of view, would be correct however.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:49 No.7932766 >>7932747 TOM QUEST Oh, and look around.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:49 No.7932768 >>7932733 >implying Weaver doesn't know how to keep counting after someone else started for him

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:49 No.7932769 >>7932747 NEW CHARACTER?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:50 No.7932775 >>7932747 Decide our/my name is Tom.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:50 No.7932778 >>7932747 >INV >LOOK ITEMS on GROUND

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:50 No.7932781 Hug Tom.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:50 No.7932784 Hug self for some reason.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:50 No.7932786 >>7932747 Look up through the hole

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:50 No.7932787 Where are the buttons...?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:51 No.7932792 Use MANLY PHYSIQUE to bend open bars

Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)04:51 No.7932793
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>Examine item in the corner
The box appears to contain cereal. A sticker on the front promises a free prize inside.

However, the box is already empty. Nothing but little brittle white flakes of something left.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:52 No.7932801 >>7932793 Take apart the box and fashion a hat from it.

>>	Smutmaster 02/05/10(Fri)04:52 No.7932804 You know, if it was anyone less than Weaver, I'd be spamming porn right now. Possibly my magnus opus, Chem-Chan Gets Knotted. But right now, it is fucking Weaver Story Time, and I am going to be a good boy. Examine dart/syringe, please.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:52 No.7932805 >>7932793 Eat the remains of the cereal anyway.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:53 No.7932813 >>7932793 What about that syringe looking thing?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:53 No.7932814 >>7932793 Pocket the box.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:53 No.7932815 >>7932793 No prize?! Curses! >INV ...Is that a dart?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:53 No.7932817 Is that...a dart?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:54 No.7932824 >>7932817 Either a dart or a syringe...examine it. Prepare to throw it, in case Ace shows up.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:55 No.7932832 READ THE NOTE

Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)04:55 No.7932835
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The man decides to call himself Tom. It seems a fitting name until he can discern his real one. In fact, he rather likes it.

The remains don't taste like cereal at all. They're dry white flakes, almost like bone, or...

Tom picks up the SYRINGE. It appears to
OH WHAT IS THAT

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:56 No.7932840 >>7932835 IT'S RUBY SAVING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU FUCK YEAH

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:56 No.7932841 >>7932747 So.... Filbert performed reconstructive surgery on Ruby and turned her into Tom? Presumably, Tom got changed into Ruby....

>>	Spellsword Guildmaster Wigglytuff !A4gIjT7a26 02/05/10(Fri)04:56 No.7932842 >>7932835 Strike manly pose, so that whatever just did that knows who's in charge around here.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:56 No.7932843 >>7932835 ==>

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:56 No.7932846 Stand up if your legs work sonny! Hold the syringe behind your back, prepare to stabbity stab.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:57 No.7932847 >>7932835 Brandish syringe uncertainly. Brace for OH GOD WHAT.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:57 No.7932849 Hit the deck!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:57 No.7932852 >>7932835 Assume defensive fist-fighting stance.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:57 No.7932853 >>7932835 Protect your head from debris!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:57 No.7932857 inb4 cool aid man

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:58 No.7932860 >>7932835 > explosion IT'S RED!! RED IS HERE!! YAAAAAY!! HUG RED

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:58 No.7932865 File1265363931.gif-(40 KB, 701x683, prison room.gif) >>7932860 Does not end well...

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)04:59 No.7932868 >>7932835 Quickly pull shirt over head to appear larger, and therefore establish superiority.

>>	Jericus 02/05/10(Fri)04:59 No.7932869 OHSHITTAKECOVER

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:00 No.7932877 >>7932869 No cover to be taken!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:00 No.7932879 BRACE FOR BATTLE. Grip your syringe. In your mind, Last Springsteen plays. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT1bseZyovU

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:00 No.7932881 >>7932877 Hide in own shadow!

>>	Jericus 02/05/10(Fri)05:01 No.7932886 Then take defensive stance, using box as possible (but sucky) shield, and use dart/syringe as weapon

Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)05:01 No.7932890
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Two figures emerge from the new hole in the wall, both pasty-white.

The first one loudly complains to the other -- referring to him as Simon -- that this doesn't look right either!
The other mumbles something that resembles an apology.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:01 No.7932894 >>7932835 Make a threatening pose with your arms! All of them.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:02 No.7932897 >>7932886 This. Bare your teeth and make a warface in an attempt to intimidate your foe.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:02 No.7932899 This is our Last Stand. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3jmef6sffA

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:02 No.7932900 >>7932890 ..........

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:02 No.7932903 >>7932890 Accept apologies.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:02 No.7932908 >>7932890 Kill self.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:03 No.7932911 Wave hi, no need to be discourteous.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:03 No.7932913 >>7932890 Wait, what?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:03 No.7932914 politely ask the two if they would be so kind as to release you.

>>	Fox + Bat !2mB5E0irrc 02/05/10(Fri)05:03 No.7932916 >>7932890 Characters from a completely different quest appear!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:03 No.7932919 >>7932890 Suddenly find yourself pondering the existence of alternate universes.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:03 No.7932920 >>7932890 Not as bad. Greet them. Ask them to free you?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:04 No.7932923 >>7932890 WAT "What the hell? Who are you? WHAT are you? Can you get me out of here?"

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:04 No.7932924 >333 posts and 60 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. Holy FUCK

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:05 No.7932938 Politely inquire as to who or what they are.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:05 No.7932942 LAST STANDAN'

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:07 No.7932960 >>7932890 Wait, what?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:08 No.7932962 I've been doing a suptg update every time Weaver has posted a new picture, now that the threads gotten this huge, but I gotta jet. Somebody else take up the torch?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:08 No.7932969 >>7932962 Sure.

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)05:09 No.7932972 File1265364551.gif-(17 KB, 701x683, 27.gif) More strange people Tom doesn't recognize come through the hole. There's some sort of strange, smooth-skinned creature and a strange angular gray man who curiously inquires whether Tom is OK.

>>	Fox + Bat !2mB5E0irrc 02/05/10(Fri)05:10 No.7932987 >>7932974 No, he's just drawing.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:10 No.7932988 >>7932972 Ask if you look ok.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:10 No.7932991 Say you're trapped and need help. Rope would be nice, delivered from above.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:10 No.7932992 >>7932972 Calm down, start acting like a normal person and request assistance in escaping.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:11 No.7932997 >>7932972 What the... Tom, stop hallucinating!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:12 No.7933009 >>7932972 This is fuck awesome. Also, just say we're needing some help getting out. As freedom is the right of all sentient creatures.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:14 No.7933021 SUDDENLY: A TGCHAN MARKETING PLOY!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:14 No.7933024 >>7932972 Establish insanity by breaking the fourth wall.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:14 No.7933026 >>7933021 >>7933021 ... Wut?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:15 No.7933029 Punch fourth wall to establish insanity.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:15 No.7933032 >>7933026 Your anon is showing, Zhaku.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:15 No.7933033 >>7932972 Grip head in confusion and lose ability to speak, making a tortured animal noise in incomprehension. Lie in fetal position. Then shake it off, blink, and ask where they came from and if they can help you.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:16 No.7933041 >>7933026 These are all characters from quests on tgchan.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:16 No.7933042 >>7932972 Wait... Is that Filbert coming down the ladder?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:17 No.7933047 >>7933032 .... I'm not a tripfag. I hate Anon...

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:17 No.7933051 >>7933042 It's Simon going up.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:17 No.7933058 >>7933047 I mean, tripfags. Sorry. Not enough sleep. Too much coffee....

Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)05:20 No.7933079
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Tom relents his fearsome box-hatted, shirt-raised position and attempts to hail one of the numerous passers-by.

A small man with strange green skin waves hello. Tom asks the STRANGE MAN to open the gate, but he says he can't see any way to get them open! He's much too small to help. He apologizes, and before Tom can protest, he's on his way.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:20 No.7933082 >>7933058 Hit the sack, man. It'll be here in the morning. It's a Weaverthread. Of course it'll be.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:20 No.7933089 >>7933079 Poor Tom.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:20 No.7933090 A new Ruby Quest? IN MY /TG/?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:21 No.7933093 Jump! Jump with your catlike agility!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:21 No.7933096 >>7933079 Get really frustrated and bend the bars yourself.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:21 No.7933101 >>7933082 NO! I HAVE to be part of this! I ignored the last RubyQuest and missed out on so much! I've only just recently got caught up on it.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:21 No.7933103 >>7933079 Ask someone for a fish.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:22 No.7933107 >>7933079 Keep asking for help. Or for anyone with rope to lower it down from above!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:22 No.7933110 >>7933079 Punch bars to establish frustration.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:23 No.7933119 .>>7933101 Tell me about it. I JUST read about this stuff since a flash version got linked to me, and then I asked a stupid question, and then THIS happens. As I stated earlier, fun coincidence.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:23 No.7933120 >>7933101 Eh, if you say so. I'mma go pee while I wait for update. Make a second thread, Weaver; this one is autosaging.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:23 No.7933121 "WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING?"

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:25 No.7933131 >>7933120 Its holding steady on Page 3. 376 posts and 62 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)05:25 No.7933135
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More pass, and after a minute, the crowd seems to be thinning.

Finally, a wild-haired man in a coattailled outfit bursts through the opening, brandishing a sword.
He says Tom is lucky to be behind those bars, or he'd cut him to ribbons! The man has a very annoying voice and doesn't seem all that threatening, but he's leaving anyway.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:26 No.7933140 >>7933135 Lucky Tom.

>>	Jericus 02/05/10(Fri)05:27 No.7933143 Make Magnum Opus. Already crazy and got nothing better to do.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:27 No.7933144 >>7933135 Make insulting gestures with his hands. All of them.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:27 No.7933146 >>7933119 lol Over at /fl/ on 7chan? I was around /tg/ when it first got started. I ignored it then, I was present when Ruby first views Tom's eye. I saged the thread. I haven't seen hide nor hair of it since due to me losing internet and housing.

>>	Fox + Bat !2mB5E0irrc 02/05/10(Fri)05:27 No.7933148 Tell him that four arms are better and that he's an inferior being for only having two. Then laugh maniacally.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:27 No.7933151 >>7933135 "Please help me, I'll do anything! I can help you kill stuff!"

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:28 No.7933157 Attempt to goad him into cutting through the bars.

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)05:28 No.7933160 File1265365722.gif-(13 KB, 701x683, 30.gif) Everything is quiet. Tom is exceedingly confused.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:29 No.7933163 >>7933146 See? Do stupid shit in a Weaverthread and the world will see to it that you regret it.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:29 No.7933165 Call Ruby.

Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:29 No.7933166

>>7933146

Well I managed to get Tom to wear his shirt over his head while making threatening gestures will his arms. So I feel like I've left my mark on greater /tg/ history.

I do hate that I missed all the epic stuff in the actual RQ, but on the plus side, I got to read it all in one go.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:29 No.7933169 Squeeze through the bars.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:29 No.7933170 >>7933160 Poor Tom.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:30 No.7933172 >>7933160 >>7933160 >>7933160 Look at strange thing on ceiling next to hole.

>>	Fox + Bat !2mB5E0irrc 02/05/10(Fri)05:30 No.7933174 >>7933160 Wow, what a face.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:30 No.7933175 >>7933160 Examine gaping hole in wall.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:30 No.7933180 >>7933160 Look through the hole in front of you.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:30 No.7933181 >>7933160 Take out your frustration on the bars. Bend the fuck out of them with all your arms.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:30 No.7933182 >>7933163 I somehow doubt that.

>>	Spellsword Guildmaster Wigglytuff !A4gIjT7a26 02/05/10(Fri)05:31 No.7933183 >>7933160 Remove shirt. Wear as turban. ASTRAL PROJECT

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:31 No.7933185 >>7933160 Shout long string of obscenities at the long gone crowd.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:35 No.7933207 >>7933185 We're just waiting. At least, I'm waiting.

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)05:36 No.7933219 File1265366183.gif-(18 KB, 701x683, 31.gif) OH NO SUDDENLY AN UNENDING WAVE OF FURRIES /tg/ was RIGHT ALL ALONG

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:36 No.7933220 >>7933207 Wait while KICKIN' IT WITH A RADICAL POSE

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:37 No.7933225 >>7933219 KILL YOURSELF QUICKLY BEFORE THEY RAPE YOU

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:37 No.7933227 SHEEEEEET

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:37 No.7933228 >>7933219 USE MANLY PHYSIQUE TO PUNCH THEM BACK FROM WHERE THEY CAME! THOSE BARS WILL NOT HOLD YOU ANYMORE, THEY SHALL LET YOU PASS.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:37 No.7933229 >>7933219 Pretend to be a furry so they let you out. Then AIR RIGHT INTO THEIR VEINS

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:38 No.7933230 >>7933219 Those don't look much like any of the tgchan furries...

>>	Spellsword Guildmaster Wigglytuff !A4gIjT7a26 02/05/10(Fri)05:38 No.7933234 >>7933183 DISREGARD THIS KEEP SHIRT ON AT ALL COSTS

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:38 No.7933235 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FIND A SOURCE OF FIRE QUICK

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:39 No.7933236 >>7933219 ...oh god, stay behind the bars.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:39 No.7933237 >>7933219 The walls are bending shape They've got a cheshire cat grin All blurring into one This place is on a mission

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:40 No.7933247 >>7933219 Hope the bars hold out........

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:40 No.7933251 >>7933219 Remove shirt, show off arms, establish ALL NEW FURRY FETISH.

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)05:41 No.7933257 File1265366492.gif-(22 KB, 701x683, 32.gif) SUDDENLY RUBY BREAKS THROUGH THE FUCKING FLOOR, GRABS TOM, AND PUNCHES THROUGH THE CEILING

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:41 No.7933259 File1265366513.png-(67 KB, 1280x1024, awesome-yudodis.png) >>7933219 I what Weaver, y u do this? We still love you, despite what the faggots and jealous morons say. Y? Y u do this? Please don't say it's pic related.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:41 No.7933262 >>7933257 lol Angry Marine Ruby.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:42 No.7933263 File1265366523.gif-(20 KB, 701x683, Tom Arms.gif) >>7932972 wut? lift shirt, check for extra set of arms.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:42 No.7933264 >>7933219 Wonder where Oliver is... and why there are no bubble-touched or sergals or whatever other shit comes around.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:42 No.7933265 >>7933219 Fuck you, Weaver. Seriously. That's just such a petty way of doing things.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:42 No.7933267 >>7933257 SHIT YEAH MOTHERFUCKER. PUNCH. EVERYTHING.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:42 No.7933268 >>7933257 FUCK YES

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:42 No.7933269 >>7933257 Yes! Ruby to the rescue! TO THE MOON!

>>	Catgirl !AeOGI6SJZo 02/05/10(Fri)05:42 No.7933273 Shit, too late. Was going to suggest grabbing a malibu. UNENDING WAVE, SURF'S UP. ... shit that sounds like a good idea, must remember to go beaching tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:43 No.7933276 >>7933263 lol You haven't read the original Ruby Quest, have you? Here, take a look over at 7chan. https://www.7chan.org/fl/res/6069.html#6069

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:43 No.7933282 FOR THE EMPEROOORRR

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:44 No.7933284 >>7933257 PRAISE THE EMPEROR

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:44 No.7933285 >>7933265 I think this is just bonus quest. The teaser for RQ 2.0 was the Ruby part.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:45 No.7933295 The roof The roof The roof is on fire The roof The roof The roof is on fire The roof The roof The roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:45 No.7933296 >>7933285 I think this whole thing was just to fuck with us, actually.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:45 No.7933298 >>7933257 BUT THERE ARE SHARKS IN THE WAY

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:46 No.7933305 >>7933285 There is not, nor will there be, a Ruby 2.0. Weaver is busy with Dive. This is all just Weaver doing shit for the hell of it.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:46 No.7933311 >>7933264 They're already there. http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/src/12623881492.jpg

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:47 No.7933313 >>7933305 Dive?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:47 No.7933315 >>7933257 The Commissar says: NOT ONE STEP BACK You must FIGHT THE FURRIES

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:47 No.7933318 >>7933305 >Weaver doing shit for the hell of it. WEAVER ALWAYS HAS A PLAN

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:47 No.7933320 >>7933296 or maybe it was just for fun and was meant to make you laugh. Chill out, bro, not everything is a troll in disguise.

Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)05:47 No.7933321
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>>7933298
>BUT THERE ARE SHARKS IN THE WAY
IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE

RUBY PUNCHES THE FUCK OUT OF THE OCEAN AND RIPS UP THROUGH TO THE SURFACE, STILL CARRYING TOM

>>7933305
>This is all just Weaver doing shit for the hell of it.
BASICALLY YES

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:48 No.7933325 File1265366920.png-(7 KB, 275x305, tomskullgun.png) IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE BY YOU AND TO HELP YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER TO DEFEAT THE FURRYS! RU-BY! RU-BY! RU-RU-RU-RU-RUBY-BY-BY! ruby QUEST!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:49 No.7933330 >>7933321 Watch out for the flying spaghetti monster!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:49 No.7933332 >>7933321 While you are DOING SHIT FOR THE FUCK OF IT could you answer my PAINFULLY OBVIOUS QUESTION regarding the EASILY SOLVED RIDDLE That or just call me stupid and move on with life Or just move on with life

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:50 No.7933335 >>7933321 WATCH OUT FOR CTHULHU! Be prepared to punch him out.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:50 No.7933338 >>7933330 FUCK THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER RUBY HAS A BOLTERER THAT FIRES BOLTERS THAT FIRE CHAINSWORDS ON FIRE SCREAMING THE PRAISES OF THE EMPEROR NOTHING CAN STOP HER!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:50 No.7933339 >>7933321 PUNCH OPEN RUDY MANN'S TOMB WHILE YOU ARE DOWN HERE DON'T WORRY HE WON'T WAKE UP FOR A WHILE

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:51 No.7933344 >>7933321 Also wonder why a cat has two nipples and a bellybutton.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:51 No.7933351 >>7933332 Maybe because he'd rather keep some mystery? And he likes fun?

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:52 No.7933358 >>7933351 But I got called stupid for not knowing the answer before And now I get called stupid for trying to ruin the mystery. :C

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:54 No.7933372 File1265367285.jpg-(15 KB, 290x347, KaiserChiefs.jpg) >>7933325 RUBYRUBYRUBYRUBY!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:55 No.7933376 >>7933321 But the world is a dangerous place...

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)05:56 No.7933380 File1265367410.gif-(8 KB, 701x683, 34.gif) TOM AND RUBY GO TO LIVE ON THE MOON AND THEY'RE SO HAPPY AND THEY HAVE A MILLION BABIES SO MANY BABIES THEN THE WORLD EVENTUALLY GOT DESTROYED THE END

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:57 No.7933387 >>7933380 WAIT YOU FORGOT JAY!

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:57 No.7933388 >>7933372 GODDAMNIT I SHOULD HAVE POSTED THAT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT EVER SINCE I GOT THE SONG FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU (also I have a hunch that allcaps posts don't post. Checking.)

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:58 No.7933394 >>7933380 So image 34 details the creation of millions of babies. CLEVER.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)05:59 No.7933404 >>7933358 I'm fairly sure that we solved that riddle.

Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)06:00 No.7933408

>>7933380
Awww maaaan!

...C'mon. Let's have some more. Ruby Quest behind the scenes. Where Are They Now, interviews with the cast, Ace threatening to eat someone's innards in Deeptongue, going on at great length about the end of the world.

Maybe Jay hinting about-no. Can't go into that, for that way lies furries and madness.

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)06:00 No.7933414 File1265367648.gif-(12 KB, 701x683, 35.gif) Oh yeah and also Jay was there

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)06:01 No.7933416 Thank god, now I can sleep.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)06:01 No.7933420 >>7933414 I love you Weaver. Jay in power armour is awesome.

Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)06:03 No.7933430

>>7933404

Just from my reading of it, it seemed wrong to me both before and after it was called wrong. The explanation for it was more convoluted than a reasonable answer should have been for a rather simple riddle.

Most other riddles I've read have answers that make you go "aaaaahh" and not "wut".

Of course, I could be totally wrong, and likely am. Moving on.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)06:03 No.7933431 >>7933414 Pose as a team 'cuz SHIT IS EPIC!

>>	Weaver !!t1PjjQn4qVX 02/05/10(Fri)06:05 No.7933444 >>7933430 The godawful smoothie actually was the answer. But it was a moot riddle since Red was only using it to get them a reasonable distance away so he could execute his final plan.

Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)06:07 No.7933466

>>7933444
Also, since you're here... In that prison room, all the graffiti there wasn't done by Red alone, right? He only did the "Never Catch me" bit on the wall and the "From Red" pointing at the box, right?

All that other stuff is other people's writing, right?

Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)06:08 No.7933470

>>7933444

Jesus fuck I forgot about that damn thing.

I guess that _was_ the answer. Not exactly an elegant one, and I sort of forgot about it since it ended up being inconsequential. When I went back and thought about the various things that could have been different, I thought about what would have happened if they'd gotten the riddle right the first time around.

WHELP MYSTERY SOLVED maybe I dunno im sleepy

Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)06:13 No.7933517

>>7933470

Oh and I was responding to Weaver and not even realizing it.

I guess I just took it for granted that riddles tend to have "clever" solutions. I'd never think that actually taking blood, fingers, teeth, and an eye and mixing them together would be an actual solution. I figured people were just taking things a bit too literally. :I

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)06:13 No.7933518 >>7933466 Keep in mind, if we use the cycle-theory Red could have died in that room numerous times before and failed.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)06:15 No.7933526 G'night, Weaver. My laptop is going "FUCK I'M TIRED, SHUT ME DOWN ALREADY GOD" and I myself am approaching the point. Fun thread. Thanks for hosting it. Go well, oh ye king of questfaggotry.

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)06:18 No.7933546 >>7933518 Or other people, too. Tom, Jay... Daisy, I think it was...

>>	Anonymous 02/05/10(Fri)06:25 No.7933598 Looks like Weaver left. :(

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