1: East Midlands
>>region of England, okay!
2: Emmett
>>it's a surname, perfect!
3: Adaptive hypermedia
>>wtf

1. Space Shuttle Columbia disaster
2. Dienestrol
3. Predajná

... So after they escape a disintegrating spelljammer, the PCs are attacked by synthetic estrogen when trying to return home.

To Slovakia.

1 Andrew Bayne Memorial Library
2 Earth's gravity
3 Henri de Monteville

I don't really know how to make this work, but I got EARTH'S GRAVITY as an enemy, CAN YOU BEAT THAT?

>>7910754
Yes. I blow up the earth.

>setting: Derawan Islands
So we're in a small, very bio-diverse chain of islands, mostly unsettled, though civilisation is creeping in at the edges, and causing a great deal of damage as it does. This is pretty good, so who are we fighting?

>Villain: Resource protection zoning
Okay, so a programme introduced in certain areas of Massachusets to protect natural resources and open space. So, a new and brutal RPZ is imposed on the Islands, causing trouble for the party.

>The Goal: Karridale, Western Australia

Okay.

So.

The Campaign is thus. The players are members of a big, polluting mega-corporation with its sights on the Derawan Islands. They're sent ahead to investigate possible sights of interest. While they're there, the brutal eco-fascist regime seizes power and imposes RPZ all over the islands, trapping our heroic polluters. They have to escape back home to Karridale, where their bosses have gone into hiding to begin the fightback.

Setting: Gleipnir
>>In Norse mythology, Gleipnir (Old Norse "open one"[1]) is the binding that holds the mighty wolf Fenrisulfr (as attested in chapter 34 of the Prose Edda book Gylfaginning). Even though it is as thin as a silken ribbon, it is stronger than any iron chain. It was forged by the dwarves in their underground realm of Svartálfaheim, made of
The sound of a cat's footfall
The beard of a woman
The roots of a mountain
The sinews of a bear
The breath of a fish
The spittle of a bird

Villain: Barbara Boxer
>>Barbara Levy Boxer (born November 11, 1940) is an American Democratic politician and the current junior U.S. Senator from the State of California. Boxer was first elected to the U.S. Senate in 1992, becoming one of the first of two female Jewish senators, along with Dianne Feinstein.

Goal: Suður-Múlasýsla
>>is a county in eastern Iceland. It includes Gerpir, the easternmost point in Iceland.

... nords vs jews?

Stade Tahar Zoughari (a stadium in algeria...)

Toshiyori (A toshiyori (年寄) is a sumo elder of the Japan Sumo Association. fuck yes).

Lay Clerk (A lay clerk, also known as a lay vicar, song man or a vicar choral, is a professional adult singer in a Cathedral choir in the United Kingdom. uh.)

so, the PC's do battle with a sumo master in algeria to become lay clerks? awesome.

1: Little Wobby
2: Dr. Emil Vodder
3: Anusim

I'm stuck in a fuck tiny suburb of Wales, where a lymphologist trying to force me out of Judaism.

wut?

1.Yate and Pickup Bank
>region of england
2.Ashley Simpson
>ok she is pretty fucking awful
3.D37D
>The D37D Minuteman III flight computer was initially supplied with the LGM-30G missile, as part of the NS-20 navigation system. The NS-20 D37D flight computer is a miniaturized general purpose (serial transmission) digital computer.

Holy shit, an actual campaign. Ok.

1. Roseland School District in Essex County, New Jersey.
2. 2008-09 Biathalon World Cup - Individual Women
3. The Sweetest Apu Simpsons episode.

I'm stumped.

>1: Your setting
Janet Wu
>2: Your villain
Porter Township, Pennsylvania
>3: Your campaign goal
2003 Swedish Touring Car Championship season

Yeah, my party and I are adventuring on the planet of Janet, fighting the Porter township for our right to compete in the 2003 Swedish Touring Car Championship season.

Setting: Xander Berkeley
Villain: Rutledge, Georgia
Goal: Antonio Raimondi

I have absolutely no idea how I could make this work.

1. Setting: Biloxi, Mississippi
2. Villain: Worshipful Company of Makers of Playing Cards
3. Campaign goal: 1930 World Artistic Gymnastics Championships

I don't even

>Eugen Diederichs
A german publisher...

>Karl Buesgen
An american painter...

>Pyar Ki Kahani
A bollywood film...

Okay, so PCs are working for Diederichs' publishing company, which wants to publish a book or something about Pyar Ki Kahani. With pictures. Trouble is, Buesgen painted the backgrounds for that film, and he doesn't want to let us use pictures from it. Clearly the best way to resolve this situation is to throw down.

>Marlowe, West Virginia
>List of rivers of North Carolina
>Rancho Banquete, Texas

What the fuck, Wikipedia?

Okay, so my game is about people going from WV to Texas, fighting the mighty rivers on their way, I guess. That's pretty lame. It's like Oregon Trail: the tabletop game.

1.John Rut
2.Weaver ant
3.Jews of Azerbaijan
The English sailors discover weaver ants destroying ships, and learn that it's part of the Jews of Azerbaijan EVIL plans, and most unravel their schemes.

1.Oystar
>Oystar are Dan, Kev, Ben and James.

2. The Alphabet of Ben-Sira
>The Alphabet of Ben-Sira is a compilation of two lists of proverbs, 22 in Aramaic and 22 in Hebrew. The work has been characterized as satirical, and it contains references to masturbation, incest and flatulence.

3. 1930 World Series


I am not even going to fucking try.

1. Enrique Badia Romero
>A Spanish comics artist
2. Dentin sialophosphoprotein
>A protein that may be used to regulate mineral deposition
3. Hot Summer in Barefoot County
>1974 comedy film

You are a group of prototype govenment-implated nanites who have been tasked with the simple mission of forcing the popular Spanish cartoonist, Mr. Romero, to draw and publish a strip based on the 1974 comedy movie, "Hot Summer in Barefoot County." An unexpected hiccup along the way: his dental proteins seem to have reacted in an extremely hostile way, and seek to force you into the enamel in his mouth.

That is fucking stupid

Setting: Guanacaste National Park (Belize)
The PCs are native rangers in the park, tasked with the protection of the sacred Guanacaste tree and the hundreds of other species that make up its beauty...

Villain: Edoardo Borromeo
Representatives of the Catholic Church, led by Cardinal Borromeo, seek to destroy the tree, using it to construct a shrine with the power to convert the animistic natives to their "one true path."

Campaign Goal: Akio Ando
To counter this menace, the PCs must travel from their beloved homeland to seek the Japanese strategic mastermind, Akio Ando, who is attending a Go tournament in the capital of Belize.

Man, I need to do this more often!

1. 17258 Whalen, an asteroid belt
2. Lorenzo Mendoza, a billionaire
3. Scott County Library System, oldest Iowa library system.
Lorenzo wants to demolish the oldest Iowa library for his billionaire pool and the PCs must stop him...in an asteroid belt.

>>7910912
>rivers are sentient
>animals are sentient
>plants are sentient
>sun is homicidal

>Austria national basketball team
After joining the Austria national basketball team...

>Sherbet
The players learn of an evil plan by an international sherbet consortium to ruin their season...

>Three of a Kind (TV Series)
And must find the long-lost cast of Three of a Kind to defeat them.

>>7910942

yours actually makes sense

damn

>>7910912
Be prepared for your players setting out with nothing but guns, bullets, their wagon, and two oxes, followed by taking a break every three seconds to slaughter game wholesale.

1: Your setting - Micheál Ó Droigheaín

We are IRA fighters, in the 1940s, still pissed at the burning of Micheál Ó Droigheaín's estate... sometime in the 1920s.

While drinking Guiness and kneecapping random people, we come across an American.

2: Your villain: Charles A. Stafford
A former Captain and war hero, decorated with the Purple Heart and Silver Star, (and presumably Protestant), he rallies a band of filthy Englishmen to foil our plans!

3: Your campaign goal: Ratel IFV

Our plans? Easy enough! We try to get our hands on a blueprint for an EXTREMELY advanced weapons system: The Ratel Infantry Fighting Vehicle, currently being developed by the South Africans!

...
Well, that doesn't sound half bad, actually.

1 Xanthoria
2 Robert G. Ingersoll
3 Delphinium inopinum

Players begin the game as a lichenized fungus on their quest to become a fucking bird. But to reach their goal, they must defeat an American political leader and orator of the golden age of freethought... because.

SETTING: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babaoshan_Station
VILLAIN: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monaga
CAMPAIGN GOAL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffy

clearly a postmodern slice-of-life.

Setting: Bicol Peninsula
Villian: Villard de Honnecourt
Campaign Goal: Perfect Dark (Game Boy Color)

The rapid and catastrophic continuous eruption of the Mayon Volcano leads the adventures to believe that evil forces are at work and that someone is trying to create a new continent that could cause catastrophic world wide environmental destruction in terms of tidal waves and floods.

The villian Villard de Honnecourt is using the geothermal energy of the volcano to initiate his perpetual motion machine which will give him an unlimited supply of power to the effect of 5 large nuclear power plants. With this he will create a monolithic empire of automatons which will allow him to rule over his new continent and establish himself as a new world power.

The only weakness to the volcano is a tiny slot in which you place Perfect Dark for game boy color. Its glorified shittiness will cause the inward collapse of the Volcano causing Villard's plans to fall to a crumble as his plan hinges on this volcano.

The adventures eventually realize they must go out on a quest to find the only remaining copy of Perfect Dark (Game Boy Color) as all copies except one have been destroyed in furious fits of rage by youth and adults alike.

>Adelopoma
A type of land snail...

>1953–54 Yugoslav First League
The highest level of competetive football in communist yugoslavia between 1953 and 1954...

>Until June
A self-titled alt rock album...

The communist state is trying to claim ownership of your bands latest hit album, Until June! They've sent a crack squad of footballer/commandos to your garage to steal the original recordings. It's up to you to stop them!

Also the PCs are snails.

1. Military Medical Academy
2. Southbourne, West Sussex
3. John Young (cricketer, born 1863)

Players are employees of a military medical academy. They must battle their way through Southbourne which has been overrun by the undead and various abominations. They key to this horror is John Young, a boss 19th century cricket player thought to have died in the early 20th century....

1)The Roman Catholic Diocese of Juína
>The Roman Catholic Diocese of Juína (Latin: Iuinen(sis)) is a diocese located in the city of Juína in the Ecclesiastical province of Cuiabá in Brazil.

2.19593 Justinkoh
>19593 Justinkoh (1999 NZ29) is a Main-belt Asteroid discovered on July 14, 1999 by the Lincoln Laboratory Near-Earth Asteroid Research Team at Socorro.19593 Justinkoh (1999 NZ29) is a Main-belt Asteroid discovered on July 14, 1999 by the Lincoln Laboratory Near-Earth Asteroid Research Team at Socorro.

3.X-41 Common Aero Vehicle
>X-41 is the designation for a still-classified U.S. military spaceplane. Specifications or photos of the program have not been released to the public yet; as a result not much is known about its goals. It has been described as an experimental maneuvering re-entry vehicle capable of transporting a 1,000 lb payload on a suborbital trajectory at hypersonic speeds and releasing that payload into the atmosphere.

Uh, okay, let's see. The Catholic Church has stolen the plans X-41 (for unrelated reasons), and stashed them in the Diocese of Juína. The party, having discovered that 19593 Justinkoh is headed for the planet, must steal them back so the X-41 can be completed and somehow manage to intercept the damn thing. Small parts of the Justinkoh reach Earth ahead of schedule, and the impact zones have to be escaped with skill challenges.

Setting: 12871 Samarasinha (1998 ML37) is a Main-belt Asteroid discovered on , by at .

Villain: Castrovillari is a town and comune in the province of Cosenza in the Calabria region of southern Italy.

Goal: The Williston Basin is a large intracratonic sedimentary basin in eastern Montana, western North and South Dakota, and southern Saskatchewan known for its rich deposits of petroleum and potash.

>>7910912
>Oregon Trail Tabletop Game
I'd play it.

1. Bosniaks of Serbia
>Bosniaks are an ethnic group living in Serbia. According to the Census 2002, Bosniaks are the third largest ethnic group in the country, after Serbs and Hungarians.
2. Robin Murphy
>Robin Murphy (born, 1950, Grand Rapids, Michigan) is a naturopath and homeopath and is best known for his publication of reference texts in the field of homeopathy.
3. Advance Community Television Station
>Advance Community Television Station (ACTS) is local a television station in the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago. It is broadcast on channel 25 on the UHF band and on 9 through Columbus Communications' cable TV service.

The PCs have been living comfortably among the Bosniaks in Serbia for a while, but evil doctor Robin Murphy kidnaps a majority of them to harvest their blood for a new homeopathic remedy to cure homosexuality, and intends on test-marketing the product in Trinidad and Tobago. The PCs must get to the ACTS station to stop his advertising broadcast and rescue their Bosniak friends.

1: Santa María Alotepec
is a town and municipality in Oaxaca in south-western Mexico
2:Ottavio Farnese
Ottavio Farnese (9 October 1524 - 18 September 1586) reigned as Duke of Parma and Piacenza from 1547 and Duke of Castro from 1545 until his death.
3. Exoculture
Exoculture is a term used to describe the imagined cultural practices of extra-terrestrials. The prefix "exo" denotes a state beyond ourselves.

Oh wow, it actually somehow worked out well. So the PC's are a group of xeno archeologist who found an artifact in south western mexico that has transported them to the 1500's. they are now trying to find out about the culture of an alien race that had landed and made a colony in south western mexico, and to see what influence this race had on the aztecs... It takes place in the 1500's and and the Ottavio Farnese is attempting to find an artifact (whether aztec or alien... or both) that will allow him to fight against the holy roman empire and papal rome in his spats with them in his homeland... however the PC's are worried that any artifact would give him too much power and question his motives so much so as to oppose him (as well as it will disturb their studying) as well as hoping that this mysterious artifact will return them to their normal time.

>>7910837
The Simpsons has been banned from syndication in Roseland School District thanks to the Biathlon World Cup entrants' campaign against the show. You must find a way to bypass the software put on the network despite the efforts of the committee set up.

1. Robert A. Heinlein
2. 1977 PGA tour
3. Jan Linsen

You're a famous sci-fi author. You, Issac Asimov, and Arthur C. Clarke meet up with an artist who's fantasy portraits open up portals to alternate realities. Golfers are after this painter so they can devise the ultimate course and conquer the world.

1 - Dongling District
Dongling District is a district in Shenyang, Liaoning Province, China.
2 - Kamikawa Station
Kamikawa Station is a train station in Kamikawa, Kamikawa, Hokkaidō Prefecture, Japan. Its station number is A43.
3 - Homer Se
Homer Se is a Filipino Professional basketball player of the Philippine Basketball Association. He was born on May 5, 1977 at Albay, Bicol, Philippines. He currently plays for the Barangay Ginebra Kings.

Slum children from Dongling, our PCs must venture forth through modern Asia to find the would-be savior of their doomed and beloved district, the famous basketball player Homer Se, all the while being stalked by sinister Japanese subway workers who are suspected to be a front for a much larger operation than our PCs could comprehend...

>List of people from New Haven, Connecticut

>Maria Stern
A professional poker player...

>20s
The decade between 20 and 29 AD

It is a little known fact that poker is the key to time travel. Maria Stern knows this, and has been travelling into the past to increase her power in the present. And the future too, probably. PCs have to travel back to 20 AD, and stop poker from ever being invented in order to stop her.

1. Nōhi Gokoku Shrine - A Japanese war memorial near some castle
2. Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains - The 20th season of 'Survivor'. Doable. PCs must best the elements AND the other tribe.
3. Domine quo vadis? (Annibale Carracci) - An old painting.

The PCs are chosen for a Japanese game show. The prize is a very nice painting.

>>7910977
Kinda reminds me of Cell Quest.

Setting: Zgornja Pohanca
Zgornja Pohanca is a settlement in the hills to the north of Brežice in eastern Slovenia. The area was traditionally part of Styria. It is now included with the rest of the municipality in the Spodnjeposavska statistical region.
(That's pretty much the entire article)

Villain: Widno, Chojnice County
Widno [ˈvidnɔ] is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Brusy, within Chojnice County, Pomeranian Voivodeship, in northern Poland. It lies approximately 13 kilometres (8 mi) north-west of Brusy, 26 km (16 mi) north of Chojnice, and 86 km (53 mi) south-west of the regional capital Gdańsk.

Campaign Goal: Halfway Point, Newfoundland and Labrador
Halfway Point, Newfoundland and Labrador, was a small place with only one family as early as 1864. It was located northwest of Corner Brook. Mail service closed in 1966 and it had a population of 146 in 1956.

You are a group of impoverished Slavic villagers whose settlement has fallen on hard times. Your only hope for survival is to somehow open up a communication channel with Halfway Point in Canada, the only place in the world that can come to your aid. But the Polish village of Widno finds out about your plan, and plots to sabotage you in order to receive the favor of Halfway Point themselves. It's up to you to gain favor with potential allies and prevent espionage, while struggling just to get by another day with food in your stomach: you might be able to stop Widno if you're lucky, but can you stop malnutrition?

Erich P. Ippen: Optical society of america prez
Stripe-breasted Tit: a bird
Cricket World Cup teams

The optical society of America is holding a cricket tournament and the PCs must form a team in order to participate, on their journey they are hounded by flocks of evil birds and a desire to make bad puns.

1. John Nevin Sayre - Priest, peace activist, and magazine editor.
2. Piece by Piece (book) - A biography of a couple of song writers.
3. Drinan - DISAMBIGUATION PAGE? I GUESS IT'S ALL OF THEM.
a. # Dan Drinan (born April 14, 1960) is an American sprint car driver from Indianapolis.
b. # Keith Drinan (13 November 1924 - 11 August 2004) was a former Australian rules footballer in the VFL.
c. # Robert Drinan (1920 – 2007) was a Roman Catholic Jesuit priest and Democratic U.S. Representative from Massachusetts.

The PCs' mentor is assassinated by a pair of radical liberals. They must find and recruit two professional athletes and another priest to aid them in their quest for revenge.

1. Vanessa Snow
2. Union Street
3. Nickar
Vanessa Snow, once a great show perfermor, is in dire peril. Trapped within her own mind. She must gain the help of her lost imaginary friends and do battle with the 6 Mistresses of Union Street all in an attempt to find Nickar, a water spirit who wants to "drown" her in his favorite book, and force him to release her.
Coming to a theater near you!

1.List of State Routes in Ohio
2.Marinera
3.Recognition of same-sex unions in New Jersey

In the highways and byways of Ohio, a group of like minded individuals fight off the a group of assasins trained in the deadly arts of traditional pervian dancing in order to make other realize that same sex marrigages should be O.K. in the state of new jersey.

1. Australian Archaeology.
Excellent, the PCs are archaeologists digging up some aboriginese.

2.Chalepa.
A town in Crete, famous for the Asteras Chalepa football team.

3. Film preservation.
Okay, I've got it. The PCs have dug up film from aboriginal times and want to preserve it for future generations. To do this, they need to get to Antarctica, home to the most well-equipped film-preservation stations in the world. However, due to a hilarious mix-up, the Asteras Chalepa football team thinks they have video evidence of, say, the team committing bestiality. Since none of the characters speak Croatian, and because of the cutthroat nature of Croatian football that has allowed them to develop thug-like reflexes, the PCs leave a trail of gun battles and bodies behind them, until eventually, spurred by a fanatical coach, the entire town of Chalepa comes after them.

1) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proteam_Motorsport
2) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Years_After
3) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Bruer

The PCs are member of a racing team that have to fight the rockers of Ten Years After over a Templar Artifact left at Temple Bruer

1. Linwood, Nebraska
2. Leandro Teofilo Santos Pinto
3. SP-127 (Brazilian Highway)

Having survived a soccer(football) riot in Linwood, Nebraska, the PCs are haunted by the ghost of Leandro, the midfield player from Brazil who was killed in a tragic soccer ball incident. They must reach the Brazilian highway SP-127 and put his soul to rest by hitchhiking to a local football(soccer) game at his hometown field. His mother thanks them and offers them cookies.

1. Sona, Italy - Northern Italian commune.
2. Chemical tests in mushroom identification - Fun experiments you can do at home to determine the species of different fungi.
3. Vétrigne - Northern French commune.

The PCs discover an incredibly deadly species of mushroom in northern Italy that releases thousands of deadly spores. They need to make it to France to find a cure!

Setting: The Vampire Diaries (TV series)
Villain: Frank P. Bohn, a Democrat Rep. from the 1920s who has survived to this day as a vampire
Goal: Save the singer Elkie Brooks

God this shit writes itself

The Lords Ranch
Northern Palawan Tree Squirrel
180BC
=
Religious time travelling furry epic?

1.The Raven (roller coaster)
2.Ian Nottingham (Witchblade)
3.Machine to Kill Bad People (1952 Italian film)

Not bad, it kind of makes sense.

1.Tom Vernon - A British radio DJ
2. Nitrophila mohavensis - An endangered desert plant found in Death Valley.
3. Popeye's Voyage: The Quest for Pappy - A 2004 movie about Popeye

The PCs are loyal fans of British radio. They hear that someone has swapped out Popeye's spinach with a horrible, deadly plant. They need to find an antidote and who was responsible before it's too late!

>Stillwater, Oklahoma
>John Lynch
>Piz Fess
So...The PC's try and escape from Stillwater, and make it to the legendary Swedish mountain Piz Fess. But the Democratic Congressmen John Lynch - a prominent hater of negroes - wishes to carry out his namesake, believing the party to secretly be niggers.

1)1981 World Championship Tennis Finals
2)Auguste Mermet:was a French opera composer.
3)8-hydroxyquercetin 8-O-methyltransferase

The evil clone of Auguste mermet is planning to test his expermimental new WMD, which reacts to the sound of his composed opera songs , the place? back in time at 1981 World Championship Tennis Finals

>1. Daoxing Xia (Chinese: 夏道行, Pinyin: Xià Dàoxíng) is a renowned Chinese American mathematician. He's now a professor at the Department of Mathematics, Vanderbilt University, USA[1]. He became the academician of Chinese Academy of Science in 1980.
Okay, so the PCs are a group of math/science students at Vanderbilt Unversity.

>2. List of companies of Angola
The mega-conglomerate of all the companies in Angola...

>3. 4Ever is the fourth DVD of Hilary Duff, released only in Italy.

The PCs have discovered a new mathematical theorem that can potentially revolutionize trade with Angola and put the corporate machine at death's door. The entire conglomerate currently holds the monopoly of all copes of the 4Ever DVD, the final key to the theorem.

Sexy results.

>1: Your setting
You Can't Stop Disco
>2: Your villain
Richard Hawes
>3: Your campaign goal
Portland Air Defense Sector
The party are trying to overthrow the evil funkless grip of Richard Hawes, they seek out the old Portland Air defence sector for the fabled giant funk blasting disco rocket to liberate mankind

Your setting: The African Lanternshark
Your Villain: Keep the Widow Waking (A lost Jacobean Play)
Your Goal: Sándor Zombori (Hungarian Footballer)

Alright. So. The party are a mixture of Hungarian football fans, sailors and other assorted ne'er-do-wells aboard a Cruise ship, sailing round Africa. The ship hits an unusually tall rock and begins sinking, attracting the attentions of a horde of Lanternsharks. The party's goal is to get Zombori to safety. He has promised them a large amount of money for this service. But complicating matters is the presence on board of the last copy of The Widow Waking (or "A Late Murder of the Son Upon the Mother") was also on board, and has begun to spread its insane tendrils outwards, ensnaring more of the crew in its horrific tragedy. The Son possesses the Captain and sets out to once again murder The Mother.

It was lost for a reason.

Setting: ISO 11898, a serial communication technology called Controller Area Network that supports distributed real-time control and multiplexing for use within road vehicles. So. I guess that means the setting is a heavily controlled Bar-code-punk society.
The villain: The Liberty Corporation, owners of a bunch of American television channels.
The Goal: The Mike and Thomas Show, a Dutch version of Shooting Stars.

So, in the grim darkness of the near future, when the world is run from behind the scenes by the sinister ISO-11890, a supermarket scanner gone berserk, the players must battle the Omnipresent Liberty Corporation to get The Mike and Thomas Show on air once again. Once they do, the anarchic silliness will break humanity free of the bonds that hold it down and bring in a new age of freedom.

rolled 1, 4, 1 = 6

Setting: Valya Algebra
Villain: Colin Taverner
Campaign Goal: Sylvana Gómez

The PCs are trapped inside a nonassociative algebra M over a field F whose multiplicative binary operation g satisfies the following axioms: the skew-symmetry condition, the Valya Identity, and the bilinear condition. The first person to roll a die is transformed unconditionally into a commutative Klein Wavelength with non-aggressive components in field M.

After that, they fight Colin Taverner.

>I Left My Sneakers in Dimension X
That one is pretty self explanatory
>Bromide
The japs have stolen my sneakers
>330mm/55 Modele 1931 gun
I must find this to enact my vengence

Setting: Pitirim Sorokin

Villain: Suisun Shrew

Goal: Los Altos Apartments

1: Don Ebert
>(born St. Louis, Missouri and nicknamed the The Mad Hatter) is a retired U.S. soccer forward who spent most of his career with two indoor clubs, the St. Louis Steamers and the Los Angeles Lazers.
Players are SOCCER SUPERSTARS
2. Mavis Taylor
>(1915-March 14, 2007) was an Australian who, in her later years, for her humanitarian work for the people of East Timor was named as an Australian Living Treasure.
THE VILLAINESS, USING HER HUMANITARIAN AID TO MASK HER EVIL PLANS, FAKED HER DEATH IN 2007 IN ORDER TO MOVE ON THE FINAL PHASE OF HER GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL: TO ELIMINATE THE INTERNATIONAL COMPETITIVE SPORT OF SOCCER.
3. Cooking Lake
>is a lake in Alberta.
They must enter the final showdown in an arena located deep beneath Cooking Lake to save the world... of sports.

This is easy I can contribute

SETTING: the "List of solo piano compositions by Leo Ornstein", a small archipegalo in the south seas. An unclaimed land in a world gripped by war, the List of Solos is a refuge for thieves, gamblers and people escaping their past lives.

VILLAIN: "Eloeophila, a genus of crane fly in the family Limoniidae." First bred by mages at the start of the war, these massive creatures can grow as large as dragons and are used as flying mounts to bombard troops from above. The creature has radically changed the face of warfare.

GOAL: "William Heath Robinson (31 May 1872 – 13 September 1944) was an English cartoonist and illustrator, who signed himself W. Heath Robinson. He is best known for drawings of eccentric machines and "Heath Robinson" has entered the language as a description of any unnecessarily complex and implausible contraption."

I'm imagining a sort of a Casablanca meets steampunk versus giant bugs.

Setting: Turgenevskaya
Villain: Arsk Uprising
Goal: Doctor of Education

Players face off against a number of Russian rebels in a train station, with the ultimate goal of getting their Ed.D.

>1. Adel Eid (a football player in Finland)
>2. Bulletic of Latin American Reserach (a social sciences publisher)
>3. Strzekęcino (a village in Poland)

The PC's are a group of Polish historians who were murdered by agents of by the Bulletin of Latin American Research, sent to steal a revolutionary new history text the PC's were about to publish. The PC's have possessed the body of a Finnish sports star, and must journey to the scene of the crime, at their offices in Strzekęcino, to solve their own murders and bring down the sinister Latin American conspiracy.

1. Azerbaijan and the European Union
>Azerbaijan and the European Union have maintained a positive relationship through the years and are more closely linked.
2.Detritus
>In biology, detritus is non-living particulate organic material (as opposed to dissolved organic material). It typically includes the bodies or fragments of dead organisms as well as fecal material.
3.Tuổi Trẻ
>Tuổi Trẻ (Vietnamese: Báo Tuổi Trẻ - Youth) is a major daily newspaper in Vietnam, publishing in Vietnamese from Hồ Chí Minh City.

Not quite sure how to work this one.

Setting: Azrael's Tear (Sci-fi Scottish Quest for the Holy Grail, Myst-style) Pretty self explanatory, that.

BBEG- Beano Comic Strips (UK childrens comics) Dark forces have animated the comical characters of Beano, and they march upon Scotland to annex them for the British Imperium!

Goal- Technorati(blog search engine) To save Scotland, the PC's must re-discover the ancient search engine Technorati, which is the only way to locate the Blog of the Lady of the Lake, who was the only one who knew where the Holy Grail lay, which is the only thing that can save Scotland from the oncoming wave of Children's comics given foul and terrible life by the forces of Darkness!

1; Elsinoë ampelina- plant pathogen, who is the causal agent of anthracnose on grape.

2; Azerbaijan Premier League 2008–09-seventeenth season of top-tier football in Azerbaijan.

3; 11th Century

After learning that athletes foot is really the same disease as the canker sores on grapes which has evolved to control humans, devour their brain, and pump up muscle mass, a team of PCs are chased by the football league across the important events of the 11th century.

>>7912856
For Genre, I'm thinking it would be
"Holy-shit-the-GM-is-on-drugsPunk."

>>7912850
Easy. CRAZY BIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENTS IN AZERBAIJAN CAUSED BY WEAPONS TESTING BY THE USSR CREATE SUPER PLANT MONSTER. A TEAM OF SCIENTISTS MUST GET THE WORD OUT THROUGH THE CLOSEST FRIENDLY NEWSPAPER IN VIETNAM

>>7912757

>steampunk

Always with the Steampunk. Goddamnit.

>Cry to Me, River...
After making this song, the Ukrainian band Kroda faces off against
>Telsidae
who have invaded their bodies because the song can kill them for whatever reason. After getting some powerup, Kroda ends up having to protect
>Christopher Gunning
's body in order to save humanity from a world of parasites.
Naw, seriously, what?

Thwaite, Suffolk
Cardioglossa aureoli ( A species of Frog threatened by habitat loss)
Władysław Mazurkiewicz (Polish Physician)

The Frogs have risin and are out for revenge against humanity for destroying their land. The Invasion has reached all the way to the coy ton of Thwaite. It is here that the party begins their adventure. Bravely defending the town. Eventually the party will learn of a Polish Physician who may be able to stop the frogs. Unfortunately he's in the year 1930

>>7911080

90% of it would be your character contracting syphillis and dying horribly.

The other 10% is trying to ford rivers and failing.

1) Blue Milk.
>Blue Milk is a fan film, directed by William Grammer, that made its worldwide debut on the internet on June 20, 2006, as a finalist in the 2006 Official Star Wars Fan Film Awards. In the short film, a young Princess Leia is the new spokes kid for Blue Milk.

2) Intra-frame
>Intra-frame coding is used in video coding (compression). It is part of group of pictures with inter frames.

3) Paipai language
>Paipai is the native language of the Paipai peoples. It is part of the Yuman language family. There are very few speakers left because most Paipai now live in Kumeyaay villages.

I hate you OP.

1: Oreophyto is a genus of tachinid flies in the family Tachinidae.
2: Bungalo Records is an American independent record label established in 2000 and distributed through Universal Music Group Distribution.
3: Ozenic is an unincorporated community in New Kent County, Virginia, United States.

Uuuh. Okay, so, it's a world where every character are anthropomorphic flies, and a record company is scamming their way up to the top. The PC's are betrayed henchmen and innocent bystanders that have seen too much that try to survive getting purged, and they have to get to Ozenic, Virgina to destroy the database where all of their files are. No files, nobody knows what they have seen.

Jesus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hao-Hua_Chu
>Asian computer scientist

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giuseppe_Natali
>Italian Baroque Painter

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_plagiarism_controversies
>Plagiarism Controversies

So the PC's must shrink down to microscopic size and enter Hao-Hua Chu and fight an evil painter bent on painting the insides of the man's body with lead paint because he thinks the scientist plagiarized his works.

1. List of churches in Cheshire - list of churches...
2. King Zhuang of Chu - Leader of the state of Chu and one of the five Hegemons
3. MV True North - expedition yacht operating out of West Australia

Okay, so it seems the King has taken to destroying several churches and we have to stop him in order to go on a cruise? Alright, I'll go with it.

1. Canine Epileptoid Cramping Syndrome
>hereditary canine disease with similarities to canine epilepsy, uh, okay.
2. Dendra
>prehistoric archaeological site situated outside (...) Argolid, Greece.
3. Filetab
>Filetab is a computer programming language which is based on decision tables and features a fixed logic that is useful for processing an input file and producing a report with control breaks.

So... a sentient evil digsight invades dogs bodies giving them cramps and whose over-arching goal is preventing the invention of a programming language.

Uh huh.

1. Libyan Stock Exchange
> The Libyan Exchange Stock Market (Arabic: سوق الأوراق المالية الليبي‎) officially opened in Tripoli, Libya, during March 2007.[1] It is the first exchange of its kind in the country.

2. Joseph Wright (linguist)
> Joseph Wright FBA (1855–1930) rose from humble origins to become Professor of Comparative Philology at Oxford University.

3. Currency crisis
>A currency crisis, which is also called a balance-of-payments crisis, occurs when the value of a currency changes quickly, undermining its ability to serve as a medium of exchange or a store of value. It is a type of financial crisis and is often associated with a real economic crisis. Currency crises can be especially destructive to small open economies or bigger, but not sufficiently stable ones. Governments often take on the role of fending off such attacks by satisfying the excess demand for a given currency using the country's own currency reserves or its foreign reserves (usually in euros, US dollars or UK pounds).

Well, this turned out to be interesting. I guess the PCs will be Libyan stock traders working to crash the Libyan economy, with Joseph Wright rising from the grave to stop it from happening.

1;Roman Catholic Diocese of Quibdó

2; Come with Us/Japan Only EP

3;This Is Meant to Hurt You

You are a small band which has recorded the song that prophecy says will bring about the next Golden Age of Man. However, you must play it to all the masses at the Roman Catholic Diocese of Quibdó. There is only one problem; The satanic/xenos forces of the Japanese Band - Come with Us will do anything to stop you. They send out a strike team of ninjas to hunt your party down before finally appearing themselves to play their song at Quidbo and bring about a Dark Age of Man. Can you Rock your way to salvation!?

Danguwapasi
Diocese of Aberdeen
Denis Charles

1) Setting:
Calum MacRae born 26 January 1980 in Scotland is a rugby union player for Worcester Warriors in the Guinness Premiership.

2) Villain:
In Roman mythology, Fraus was the goddess of treachery. A helper of Mercury, the word "fraud" has its origin in her name. Her Greek equivalent was Apate. In Celtic Mythology, Fraus was a very offensive curse word used to describe whores and prostitutes.

3) Campaign Goal:
Thulium(III) oxide is a pale green solid compound, with the formula Tm2O3. It was first isolated in 1878 from an impure sample of erbia by Per Teodor Cleve, who named it thulia.

(Scene: A deadly match of Rugby is in progress)
In a world where being good at what you did meant life for you, and death to others, one man made a discovery that could destroy the world...
(Cut to lab:)
Calum MacRae: "Wha'sis?"
Scientist (after a meaningful pause): "Thulium(III) oxide, code named Thulia" (Suddenly, explosions everywhere, Roman cultists running amuck) "No one thought it could be used this way. Calum, you need to get out of Scottland. She's looking for you. She could be anywhere."

Calum MacRae: "Who? Who're y'talking about?"

(Cut to black, there's a strange rasping, slithering sound) "...Fraus"


Players have to get to Calum MacRae and get him out of Scotland before things get hairy. They aren't told what's going on at first, and MacRae isn't sure himself but slowly things come together and the discovery of the substance code named Thulia is made. Someone related to MacRae has sent him a message to pick up a package which contains a treated fragment of Thulia, but he hasn't had time. He has a game of rugby to play, and the pride of the Scottish people is on that line.


Yeah, I didn't quite think it all through, but I have to say, getting Fraus was interesting

1;Nathaniel Langford Clapton was born on 1 September 1903, the only son of Nathaniel Clapton, ironmonger's manager, of St Dunstan's Crescent, Worcester

2; Roman Catholic Diocese of Vellore

3; An Encounter with Faces- 1978 short documentary film directed by Vidhu Vinod Chopra and produced by K.K. Kapil.

I'm... just not... sure. I will take a throw at this though! Your characters are secretly the figments of Nathaniel's mind. It turns out that this average seeming Headmaster is actually a dark wizard with whom rests the power to create and destroy universes. Your quest is but the latest trial run in his brain.Your goal? To view this hit Indian documentary before the Roman Catholic church burns the last copy!

1. QRNational

>QRNational is a rail freight transport company in Australia, an operating arm of the Queensland government owned and based operator QR.

2. Jack Hanna

>John Bushnell "Jack" Hanna (born January 2, 1947) is an American zookeeper who is the Director Emeritus of the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium.

3. Deep Sea Conservation Coalition

>The Deep Sea Conservation Coalition (DSCC) is an alliance of over 60 international organizations working to promote the conservation of biodiversity on the high seas.

Jack Hanna is transporting a bunch of animals via a train across Australia. The PCs, members of the Deep Sea Conservation Coalition, stowaway on the train and begin to make their way through the individual carts, fighting trainers and trying not to harm irate and frightened animals in their quest to kill Jack Hanna. The final fight takes place on top of the train where the possibility of falling off is everpresent. He uses animals as a controller.

That came together better than I was expecting.

My campaign setting: Murex megapex, a large species of predatory sea snail.

My villain: Severed Dreams, an episode of Babylon 5.

My goal: South Riding, an English drama film about a squire that becomes involved in politics, based on the book of the same name.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Setting: he Indo-Pacific is a biogeographic region of the earth's seas, comprising the tropical waters of the Indian Ocean, the western and central Pacific Ocean, and the seas connecting the two in the general area of Indonesia.
Your Villain: Paula Wynne Stephens Lambert (born July 5, 1943, in Santa Maria, California) is an American cheesemaker, cookbook author and entrepreneur.
Your campaign goal: Spongiophyton was a thallose fossil of the early to mid Devonian, which is notoriously difficult to classify.

OP I love you.

Setting: Joe Gibbon, a 74-year-old retired pitcher
Enemy: Betar, which is apparently a Zionist youth movement
Goal: "Native Americans and hot springs". I shit you not, that's actually a page.

...I got nothing.

1: Your setting
>The Payne Awards for Ethics in Journalism were created at the University of Oregon's School of Journalism & Communications in 1999. In the words of the school's dean, Tim Gleason, the awards were created "to honor the journalist of integrity and character who reports with insight and clarity in the face of political or economic pressures and to reward performance that inspires public trust in the media."
Um...

2: Your villain
>Tropheus duboisi is a species of fish in the Cichlidae family. It is found in Burundi, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Tanzania, and Zambia. Its natural habitat is freshwater lakes.
Uh...

3: Your campaign goal
>María Luisa Paredes Bartolomé, (born April 3, 1946 in Madrid), better known in show business as Marisa Paredes, is a Spanish actress.
I don't...

I really don't know. I just really don't know.

>>7913490

Radical Jewish Youth Movement killed the baker and tries to kill the PC's, and the only way to bring Joe back to life is to dip him in some native American healing springs.

You're gonna haul a dead guy cross America, being chased by Jewish young adults and kids.

*blink*

I actually dig this idea.

1.Hinesville
>The Hinesville-Fort Stewart Metropolitan Statistical Area is an area consisting of two counties – Liberty and Long – in Georgia, anchored by the city of Hinesville and Fort Stewart.

2.Aled James
>A rugby league player for the Celtic Crusaders in the European Super League. He plays as a centre or on the wing.

3.I Don't Know (Slum Village Song)
>Is a single by Slum Village from the album Fantastic, Vol. 2.

Lulz, this came out doable. Alright,
It is rumored that the last copy of of I Don't Know, by the Slum Village, lies somewhere in in Hinesville. A group of mercenaries has been hired to find and retrieve the CD, but Aled James; the king of transsexuals/rugby player also seeks this CD to use it in a large scale plot to give every creature on Earth an oddly shaped dick with the power of its magical melody. You and your group of supernatural mercenaries must face Aled James and his army of trannies in a race of strength, smarts and gender confusion to finish the job and keep your current genitalia intact.

1 Green Box (wtf?)
2 The white lioness (a novel)
3 José Sosa (baseball)

The PCs are prisioners of a jail dimension known as the green box and try to escape of the watcher of the dimension known as the White Lioness.The only way to escape the dimension is to win a match against a baseball team lead by Jose Sosa

Setting: Otututu (Rough) River, New Zealand.

Villain: Mentz, NY , a postage stamp-sized town in the Finger Lakes region

Goal: Camelina sativa (False Flax)

Great. A trans-oceanic plant-growing contest.

OK, what's on TV?

1. Women's basketball.
2. Geophagy, the process of eating dirt.
3. Ooku, an animu abotu an alternate history Japan where wimminz are dominant over men.

um..

Location: Canada
Villain: Vladimir Putin
Campaign goal: B-boying

Okay.... So we have to beat Putin in a breakdance competition in Canada.

Yeah.

>>7913536
>I don't know
Oh come on! That one's awesome!

Your PC's are undercover at the Payne Awards for Ethics in Journalism dinner, they've infiltrated this ring of Journies and their support crews with only one goal in mind; Kidnapping/Rescuing María Luisa Paredes Bartolomé, whom has been brainwashed by her evil fish-husband Tropheus Duboisi - who, despite using mind control, is one of the founding fathers of the Ethics Awards.
Can the PC's rescue her in time? Will they defeat the evil Trop? Only YOU can decide.

1. The Itamarandiba River >is a river of Minas Gerais state in southeastern Brazil.
2. Kanō Eitoku >(狩野 永徳 February 16, 1543 - October 12, 1590) was a Japanese painter who lived during the Azuchi-Momoyama period of Japanese history and one of the most prominent patriarchs of the Kanō school of Japanese painting
3. John Taylor >(c. 1503 - 1554) was Bishop of Lincoln from 1552 to 1554.

>>7913624
>Hinesville

You better not be fucking setting that in my backyard.

I have Russians enough to deal with as is.

sure, i'll give it a shot
>setting: Princeton Township, Bureau County, Illinois
that was... oddly specific
>villain: Fuscoscypha- s a genus of fungi within the Hyaloscyphaceae family.
o...k...?
>Campaign goal-List of Monster Buster Club episodes
... wtf wiki. wtf

Okay, the party is from the aformentioned township in illinois, questing to prevent a horribly mutated fungus from forcing all children to become obsessed with the Monster Buster Club

1. Religious views on masturbation
>Among the world's religions, views on masturbation vary widely. Some religions view it as a spiritually detrimental practice, some see it as not spiritually detrimental and others take a situational view.
2. Sweden men's national water polo team
>The Sweden men's national water polo team is the representative for Sweden in international men's water polo.
3. 47 morto che parla
>47 morto che parla is a 1950 Italian comedy film directed by Carlo Ludovico Bragaglia. The film stars Totò and Silvana Pampanini.
>[From IMDB:] Greedy Baron Antonio Peletti (Totò) refuses to give to his town the heredity left by his father, a box full of precious jewels, which he keeps for himself. The major and the rest of the townspeople therefore organize a trick at his expense: they'll make him believe he is dead, and, in a fake "afterlife", they'll try to convince him to finally show them where the money is hidden to save his soul.

A tale of a band of adventurers on a quest to rid the land of corruption. In an ultra-theocratic kingdom by the sea, the head priests have been killed and replaced by a series of impostors with a strange and inhuman affinity for water. Little do the heroes suspect that behind this political nightmare is a conspiracy trailing back to try land...and that all too human vice of greed.

Setting: Lateral thoracic artery
Villain Buddhism in Mexico
Goal: Hamazasp Babadzhanian

Trapped inside the arm of a massive human-like being that threatens the world, the PC's must succeed in a daring rescue of Hero of the Motherland Hamazasp Badadzhanian (commander of the only remaining mechanized force that can stand against the creature), who was abducted by radical Mexican Buddhists that insist the massive entity is actually a reincarnation of their former patriarch coming to liberate the planet.

>Sanjiang University (Chinese: 三江学院) is a university located in the countryside of Nanjing city, which is the capital of China's Jiangsu Province.

The PCs are all students at the elite Sanjjang university, becoming the most promising students during it's golden age.

>OPEN Magazine [1]is a quarterly city and lifestyle magazine[2] focusing upon fashion, style, entertainment, dining and culture for the Fargo, North Dakota and Moorhead, Minnesota metropolitan areas. Feature articles generally cover local people, businesses, restaurants, entertainment, sports, home and travel.

That is until OPEN magazine, which is being paid off by a rival school, runs a scandalous article about the school, spreading horrible lies such as school-sanctioned secret cults preforming human sacrifices in the school's basement.

>The Fourth Corps was a military unit formed in October 1864 within the Army of Northern Virginia of the Confederate Army.[2] It fought for the Confederate States of America during the late stages of the American Civil War.

Naturally, the only way they can restore the school's honor is to destroy everyone who was involved in this scandal, but they can't do it by themselves. They must travel back into time to enlist the help of The Fourth Corps during the height of the civil war, because if there is one thing they hate more than the Union, it's magazines and Chinese schools.

Man, I suck at this. But I still want to try this with my players some time..

Setting: Sørvågen, Moskenes
"Sørvågen is a fishing village in Moskenes municipality on Lofoten, Norway with several scenery attractions."
Villian: Rick O'Shay
"The strip is set in the Western town of Conniption where Rick O'Shay is the deputy sheriff, since the town is too small to have a full sheriff. His best friend is gunslinger Hipshot Percussion. Other key characters include gambler Deuces Wylde, dance hall owner Gaye Abandon, doctor Basil Metabolism, gunsmith and Civil War veteran Cap'n Ball, banker Mort Gage and a kid named Quyat Burp."
Goal: Tommy Nilsson
"Tommy Nilsson (born March 11, 1960) is a Swedish rock singer and composer. Swedish critics state that he has one of the best voices of Sweden[citation needed]."
While vacationing in a small norwegian town, the PC's run afowl of a schizophrenic psychopathic sheriff who believes that he a a famous comic book character. They must escape his Silent Hill like fantasy world in order to make it to a concert featuring their favrite singer. (animated adaption directed by Ralph Bakshi)

ok i need to get in on this,
setting:
>List of state leaders: year 1332
ok, really old state leaders are my setting...
Villain:
>automatic curb sender (piece of telegraph machine)
alrighty world leader of 1332 being attacked by the innovation in telegraph technology, now for the objective.
>ayllu- Incan political/social units

ok so world leader get attacked by telegraph, move on to become amazing incan style politicians. hmmmm...
needs work

1) Erigeron utahensis
>Erigeron utahensis is a species of flowering plant in the daisy family known by the common name Utah fleabane.
2) Wierciszewo
>Wierciszewo [vjɛrt ͡ɕiˈʂɛvɔ] (formerly German Wandhagen) is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Sianów, within Koszalin County, West Pomeranian Voivodeship, in north-western Poland.
3) CACNG4
Voltage-dependent calcium channel gamma-4 subunit is a protein that in humans is encoded by the CACNG4 gene.

>1. 2002–03 United States network television schedule
>2. Deportivo Guaymallén (Argentine Football club)
>3. Research stations of Antarctica

The gangs from King of the Hill, Whose Line is it Anyways, Firefly, and Andy Richter need to come together to keep their timeslots safe from invading football broadcasts. In the face of the South American invaders, our heros decide to travel to a remote outpost in Antarctica where they can broadcast in peace; but the only path is THROUGH SOUTH AMERICA, which is beset on all sides by wicked football players.

They eventually reach the outpost, but tragedy strikes. Whose Line, Firefly and Andy Richter all die quickly, and KoTH survives until 2009 by eating its fallen comrade's remains.

This was a fun game to play, OP

>>7913782
I would play this campaign.

> List of Volleyball Clubs in Spain
> Kichijōji Station
> Traffik

So the players are members of a Spanish volleyball team, who must first investigate and then stop a Mexican drug cartel from setting up shop in a subway station apparently on the rail line from Tokyo to Musashino. The final battle will take place between the gun toting cartel boss and his many bodyguards and the players who are armed only with volleyballs, on top of a moving subway train.

Setting: The Moneychangers, a 1975 novel written by Arthur Hailey. The plot revolves around the politics inside a major bank.

Villain: Joseph Cefai, a politician, administrator and civil servant in Malta. He's been dead since 1996.

Goal: 2008 Tripoli, Lebanon bombing

So, the PCs are mired in the complexities of international banking. They uncover financial records of a Maltese plot to fuel conflict in the Middle East, masterminded by Cefai and the Gozo Party. The only way to stop it is to travel to 1947, when the Gozo Party came into power, and destroy the key architect of the plot.

So, basically it's Terminator: Judgment Day, but you're after a government bureaucrat who will mess up the Middle East rather than a computer scientist who will create Skynet. Not bad.

1. Steve Price (drummer of Pablo Cruise)
2. Gelai Lumbwa (a ward in Tanzania)
3. Lake Manatee State Park

Steve Price hires the PC's to protect him from the people of Gelai Lumbwa, who have a deep-seated hatred for the music of Pablo Cruise. The Tanzanian ward still holds them responsible for the suicides of several of their youth due to supposed subliminal messages in Pablo Cruise's music back in the 1970's when the band was at their height. The PC's must successfully escort him to Lake Manatee State Park where Pablo Cruise will launch it's comeback tour.

>>7913895

Or they're bankers in the 70's who find out about the Cefai plot to organize bombings for the next 30 years?

1.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Bolivar_School_District

2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Bolivar_School_District
3. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren_(song)

A mind control message has been embedded into a j-pop song by an unwitting band, hypnotised by Mark Vanderloo and his abs. The PCs must chase the song throughout Mississipi, following the clues of the locals to find "that w'urd lookin' french fella" to foil his mind control plot.

SETTING: The Church St. Nikolas
Sweet, built on a the site of an older church and full of old works of art. Easy enough.

VILLAIN: Triosence is a German jazz group founded in 1999
Ummm... Jazz is sort of evil, I guess. At least its not a plant or something, and multiple villains is interesting.

GOAL: A bubble ring is an underwater ring vortex where an air bubble occupies the core of the vortex, forming a ring shape. The ring of air as well as the nearby water spins poloidally as it travels through the water, much like a flexible bracelet might spin when it is rolled off a person's arm. Some scuba divers can create bubble rings by blowing air out of their mouth in a particular manner. Long bubble rings also can form spontaneously in turbulent water such as in heavy surf. Bubble rings and smoke rings are both forms of vortex rings, and are sometimes studied in the field of fluid dynamics. Dolphins and humpback whales have also been seen to create bubble rings. Dolphins sometimes create bubble rings on purpose, seemingly for amusement.
Well... Uhhhhh... It... I don't know.

The party is stuck inside the church after the ghosts from the old church that the new building was built on sealed the doors. The party tries to summon a demon to devour all the wandering souls but accidently summons a famous german jazz band, and because of the nature of the summoning mistake, they become evil and immortal. Their only weakness is being witness to a dolphin blowing a bubble ring.

My setting: Historiographic metafiction
My villain: Wolfgang Pauli
My campaign goal: Platypus

Ok...so some kind of alternate history scenario where Wolfgang Pauli is an anti-experimental verification terrorist seeking to prevent the PCs from learning the true mysteries of the platypus.

My system: Call of Cthulhu

1. Political prisoners in Croatia
2. Dave Porter
3. Peridot Mesa

Dave Porter retires from football to become the dictator of Croatia, where he learns of the fabled Magma stone. To make sure he is the only free man who knows about it, he imprisons you and leaves you to rot. The party has just escaped, and now you must quickly find the stone buried in Peridot Mesa before he can get it and unleash armageddon.

>Arkansas State Police
>Charles H. Hollenberg, O.C., M.D., D.Sc., F.R.S.C., (1930 – April 8, 2003) was a Canadian physician, educator and researcher.
>HMS Sutlej was a Cressy-class armoured cruiser in the Royal Navy. She served with her sisters in the First World War, and was one of the three who survived the war.

Okay. The PCs are members of the Arkansas State Police force, investigating Dr. Hollenberg for unethical practices used in his medical research. They discover that his lab is on a decommissioned British cruiser currently moored in the Red River, and lead a raid to stop him. In the course of the campaign they must rescue his test subjects, gather evidence to convict him in court, and battle the mutants and bionic supermen he has created. I think this is a viable campaign.

1. South Metro Area Regional Transit
South Metro Area Regional Transit (SMART) is a small public transit system operated by the city government of Wilsonville, Oregon.

2. Nikolaus Newerkla
Nikolaus Philipp Newerkla (born 1974, in Horn, Austria) is a harpsichordist, arranger and conductor.

3. Man of Steel Awards
The Man of Steel Awards is an end-of-season awards dinner for the Super League rugby league competition. The event's name is taken from the main award presented, the Man of Steel Award for the player of the year.

The party is a group of homeless people living on/around the metro station. Upon hearing of the scrumptious meals at the man of steel awards, they attempt to become world class rugby players, only to be met by their harpsichord playing nemesis Nikolaus "Fingers" Newerkla who was responsible for their fall into poverty. Our heroes must defeat this secret master of the underworld while gaining rugby superiority for once and for all!

Setting- 1937 in Music
Villian- Geoffrey Cruickshank-Hagenbuckle
Goal- Sunda Stink Badger

Your group meets in a speak-easy jazz club in 1937 and is contracted to find the rare Sunda Stink Badger for a private collector. The only problem? It's being held by the vile Geoffrey Cruickshank-Hagenbuckle, a crazed and possibly mentally ill man who has several armed guards at his disposal.

I would actually play this, as long as I could be a musician or private detective type character.

Setting: Williams Electric Train Company, based in Maryland.

Villain: Elmer Drew Merrill, famous american botanist

Goal: Robert Cuccioli, American Actor and Singer.

...so the party works in a model train factory and want to meet Robert Cuccioli, but are thwarted at every turn by an evil Botanist with a Grudge.

Setting: Erie Times-News(the main newspaper of Erie PA)
Villain: Medical Student Newspaper
Goal: Coastal Sound Music Academy

So the players work for the Erie Times-News and are attempting to thwart the plans of the evil Medical Student Newspaper who are publishing false medical advice to get people to buy a certain drug funded by their school, all the while hoping to be accepted by the Coastal Sound Music Acadmy as a bad-ass rock band from a small PA town.

Triangle (Israel)
Japanese battleship Hiei
W.F. Metts

An elite US black-ops force is airdropped into a small cluster is Isareli Arab towns in an attempt to locate and rescue a football coach who, secretly, holds the actual "football" codes for the US nuclear arsenal. They must secure Metts before the New Japanese Empire's battleship can get a lock on their position and destroy the entire area.

Why does that sound like fun....

Setting: 1969 NFL season

Villain: Tuohy

Goal: Orbiting Solar Observatory

>What is this? I don't even.

>GO PACKERS

1: Your setting - 1953 Wimbledon Championships – Women's Singles

2: Your villain - Johan Olof Ramstedt (9th Prime Minister of Sweden)

3: Your campaign goal - Raven Mocker - a legendary creature from Cherokee folklore

During a tennis game, Sweden's ex-prime minister returns from the grave to fuck things up. Only the Raven Mocker can eat his soul and finally stop his rampage.

Setting: 2001 NCAA Men's Basketball All-Americans

Villain: Oliver Twist

Goal: Meshoppen, Pennsylvania

>>7910533
1: Your setting: Solomon Hillen, Jr.
Solomon Hillen, Jr. (July 10, 1810 - June 26, 1873) was a U.S. Representative from Maryland and mayor of Baltimore.

Hillen was born on the family estate, "Hillen Road", near Baltimore. He graduated from Georgetown College, studied law, was admitted to the bar, and commenced practice in Baltimore. He served as member of the Maryland House of Delegates from 1834 to 1838.

Hillen was elected as a Democrat to the Twenty-sixth Congress (March 4, 1839-March 3, 1841). Afterward he resumed the practice of law and served as mayor of Baltimore from 1842 to 1845. He died in New York City, and is interred in Greenmount Cemetery of Baltimore.

2: Your villain: Porto Ceresio Porto Ceresio is a comune (municipality) on Lake Lugano in the Province of Varese in the Italian region Lombardy, located about 50 km northwest of Milan and about 11 km northeast of Varese, on the border with Switzerland. As of 31 December 2004, it had a population of 3,080 and an area of 5.1 km².[1]

3: Your campaign goal: Fyfield, Wiltshire
Fyfield is a village in the English county of Wiltshire.

OK, hows this: the players stumble upon the guy, who turns out to be an immortal on the run from Italians from said city, and needs to get to that English Town.

1. Kudla Railway Station
>Kudla Railway Station is on the Gawler railway line in Adelaide, South Australia in the locality of Kudla.
2. Black Sabbath (song)
>"Black Sabbath" is a song by British heavy metal band Black Sabbath, written in 1969 and released on the band's debut album, Black Sabbath.
3. St. Edwards Church of England School
>St. Edward's Church of England Comprehensive School is a coeducational school for eleven to eighteen year olds in Romford, Greater London, England.

The PCs must successfully escort train carriages full of young, impressionable Christian children to their destinations without them being corrupted by "the Devil's music."

1. Vivian Beviga
>guess we're inside her...

2. German Submarine U-57
>BEST VILLAIN EVER

3. K. A. Vezhavendan
>odd...

1: Alveolar canals
2: Gary Martin (actor)
3: Najsłabsze ogniwo

Oh god I can't think of anything!

>>7913027
You're welcome.

I think this is my best idea yet.

nWoD, (batshit crazy) D&D, (warp overtaking us) DH/RT, the possibilities are endless!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wingmen_of_Thanagar

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Blumenfeld

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gill_%28volume%29

The wingmen of Thanagar find themselves infiltrated by actor Alan Blumenfeld. While he was taping voices for a pilot of a new Warner Brothers justice league cartoon a carless technician plugged both an iPod and a Zune into the soundboard. The resulting explosion destroyed the building. Alan Blumenfeld was presumed dead but had in fact been thrown through a dimensional rift to Thanagar. With the help of prosthetic wings he was able to convince a well disposed Thanagarian to give him in order to blend in, he was able to forge a life for himself on Thanagar, even being accepted into the Wingmen. However none of his comrades suspect Blumenfeld's dark secret.

Where once he wore the actors mask as a profession, now Blumenfeld conceals the reality of what he experienced between dimensions. Though the jump was instantaneous from the perspective of those watching the dimensional jump cast Blumenfeld outside of space and time for what seemed to him like an eternity. It is not certain what he encountered on his journey, what is certain is when he arrived he had a strange and terrible ability to unleash elemental chaos, and was completely insane. Now he has betrayed the Wingmen. Without warning he those horrible powers on his unsuspecting comrades and looting the archives at Wingmen headquarters.

Alan is apparently seeking an ancient measuring jug thought by many to be little more than a historical curio. Noone is sure if this simply the act of a madman or the plot of one under the influence of some horror from outside reality. What is certain is that the Wingmen of Thanagar have committed themselves to avenge this betrayal, and stop Blumenfeld's plot, and will not allow the ancient Gill to fall into his hands.

Archive?

1: Your setting: Bierzmo Duże
>Bierzmo Duże is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Brudzew, within Turek County, Greater Poland Voivodeship, in west-central Poland
Ok, I'm on board with that.

2: Your villain: Greenwood Public Schools
A little bit of a stretch, but ok.

3: Your campaign goal: The Kipper Family
FUCK
YES
All Bard party, out to undermine the public education system through song and dance.

>>7914501
I've got it covered.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7910533/

>Do Chehere is a 1977 Bollywood drama film
>Lodrino is a town and comune in the province of Brescia, in Lombardy, Italy.
>The New Zealand Co-operative Party was a short-lived political party in New Zealand. It was founded in 1942 by anti-socialist political organiser Albert Davy

The PCs are actors or crew members in the production of this Bollywood film, being masterminded by anti-Socialist activists in New Zealand so that they can revive the Co-operative Party. In order to make this movie however, they unwisely take out a loan from the mafia-overridden town of Lodrino, who threatens to cut off funding when the Co-operative Party refuses to accept political conditions demanded. The PCs must find a way to deal with this mafioso strong-arming and get the movie made, so that the Co-operative Party will return, gain a majority in parliament, and help the PCs with their movie careers.

Buhnsdorf, Germany

Eduardo Catalano
>architect

Walsh Colorado

The PC's are chased across Europe by an architect who wants to do something (turn them into statues?) until they can get back to the US

1. Dzianis Harazha
Belarusian sprint canoer. Has competed since the late 2000s. He won two gold medals at the 2009 ICF Canoe Sprint World Championships in Dartmouth.

2. Mandali Mendrilla
A Croatian writer, translator and fashion designer. Designer of several avant-garde clothing lines.

3. Pseudospeciation
Cultural differences cause humans to separate into different social groups, with different language, dress, customs, etc. Leads to dehumanization of other cultural groups.

Teaming up with Dzianis Harazha, the PCs desperately try to keep control of their canoe on a rapid river. They're tailing Mandali Mendrilla, who is thought to be creating such enticing cloths that those who wear them who band together and take power, feeling everyone without said cloth is below them and striking them down. It's up to the PCs to unite the warring bands around the rivers to take down the crafty menace. But they must fear her stories, for they are said to be the songs of sirens long past.

1. Muskoka
>Muskoka is a historical provincial electoral division in Ontario, Canada.

2. Tulrush
>a townland on the River Suck near Ballinasloe, Ireland.

3. Trauma
>is a television series which premiered on September 28, 2009 at 9/8c on NBC.[1] The series is about a group of paramedics in San Francisco, California. A month after its premiere NBC announced it would not order any further episodes

hmm....Aside from the BBEG being...a town...I could actually work with that.

>>7914196
Sounds convoluted enough to be an anime.

The setting: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rio_Grande_Compact It is 1939, in New Mexico, near the Rio Grande and the Texas border.

The villain: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8th_Army_(Soviet_Union)

Rather than attack Finland, in our alternate history the Soviet 8th Army has been shipped across the Atlantic in a surprise invasion, to bring glorious Communism to Mexico. American and Mexican militia forces prepare to resist the red menace, and the PCs are among them. An isolationist US Congress remains neutral.

The goal: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Flood

If the PCs can destroy a dam holding back the Rio Grande, the Soviet invasion force will be swept away by a wall of water and blues music.

Ha, I'd play in this campaign. It'd need a spaghetti Western system, because the local militias only have old revolvers and Winchester rifles and such to hold off the Russians. Let's say that rather than purge all his officers, Stalin decided to send them on a suicide mission to North America.

Setting: Robert Kaplow
>novelist, now a teacher in New Jersey

Villain: HC Minaur Baia Mare
>a handball club from Baia Mare, Romania, which plays in the Liga Naţională and Romanian Cup of Handball.

Campaign Goal: Kabudrahang County
>a county in Hamadan Province in Iran.

Um...

>>7914657


I'd actually play the hell out of that.

>>7914657
It's like a prequel mission to World in Conflict.

Only about 30 years early.

The setting: Princess Anne High School, Virginia Beach
The Villain: Keyser Söze
The goal: Outline of the District of Columbia

A plucky band of high school students from Virginia Beach must foil Keyser Söze's plot to restore the District of Columbia to its former squareness, to disrupt some bizarre convoluted scheme of his.

1. Langley Events Center
>Langley Events Center is a events center in Langley, British Columbia. It is primarily used for Hockey, and is the home of the Langley Chiefs hockey team.

2. 4718 Araki
>4718 Araki (1990 VP3) is a Main-belt Asteroid discovered on November 13, 1990 by Fujii and Watanabe at Kitami.

3. The Birth (The Office)
>"The Birth" is a two-part episode in the sixth season of the U.S. comedy series The Office. It is the 17th and 18th episode of the sixth season and the 117th and 118th episode overall


Players play as the Langley Chiefs who struggle to defeat their opponents but face a team that utterly defeats them, they search out why to find that the team is being controlled by the Araki belt and want to keep the Chiefs from telling this secret. In order to win, they will need to travel from their ice rink to the starts to find a copy of The Office with "The Birth" on it and figure out it's arcane and eldritch secrets for victory.

>>7914633
I used to live near Muskoka. It does not like you.

1. 2008 Temple Festival
Apparently it celebrates the creation of Inns and the modern bar....makes sense, I suppose.

2.Gertrude Courtenay, Countess of Devon
The godmother to Elizabeth I, Queen of England...

3. Solar
Pertaining to the sun.

...so at the Temple Festival of 2008 the PCs must stop Elizabeth I's godmother from sacrificing her to the sun, and if they fail, the sun will...explode.

1 Setting
>The 30th Academy Awards (1958)

2 Villain
>Symphony No. 9 (Dvořák) (New World Symphony)

3 Goal
>Canadian scientist Léo Marion

Sooooo I guess the idea is to protect Léo Marion while he tries to stop an undead Antonin Dvorak from brainwashing the entire audience at the 1958 Oscars so that Bridge on the River Kwai can win Best Picture.

Or something

>>7914768

This. Is. Win.

>>7914829
I see this:

>booze
>sacrifices
>sun explodes

1. Luís Cristóvão dos Santos
2. List of Vorkosigan Saga planets
3. Wojciechowo, Wolsztyn County

Spanish guy hunts down an ancient scroll containing the secrets of a parallel universe, starting his quest in Wojciechowo.

Don't know if that is interesting or boring.

Setting: Beloeil Island
>An uninhabited island located in the Qikiqtaaluk Region of Nunavut, Canada.

Villain: Sledd of Essex
>King of Essex in the late 6th century, possibly between 587 (?) - c. 604

Campaign Goal: Negotiations of Bulgaria with the Central Powers and the Entente
>attempts of the two belligerents in World War I, the Central Powers and the Entente to involve Bulgaria in the war on their side.

Interesting...

This is REALLY awesome, and you should all feel awesome.
Setting: Missionary Diplomacy
Villain: Monarchy in Prince Edward Island
Goal: Kids Who Kill

Uhh... The PCs are american missionaries to Canada who must stop the interference of the British monarchy's authority over Canada by distributing copies of the christian fundamentalist book "Kids Who Kill"?

If you interpret it more loosely though it could be fucking awesome, since you are now trying to locate and hire CHILD ASSASSINS

Setting: Heresy (radio series)
Villain: Interim Control Module
Goal: Agriculture in Saskatchewan

I.....I don't know, man.

>>7914983
>since you are now trying to locate and hire CHILD ASSASSINS

Or are promoting the act of murder by children.

>>7914983

I'm pretty sure what you have there is a version of The Manchurian Candidate in which the Catholic Church brainwashes a young Canadian child to murder the British royal family.

>>7915053

Oh, and you play as the priests who do it, I guess. Lawful evil campaign, sweet.

>Lucenay-les-Aix, in France
>List of Universities and Colleges in Henan province, China
>Gungoren Belediye Spor, a football club in Istanbul

So... the PCs are a pack of disaffected youths from a tiny french villages where nothing ever happens.... until those mysterious Chinese researchers move in. What could they possibly be doing, with their inscrutable oriental science? Something sinister, no doubt - something that can only be solved by inviting a Turkish football team to play a match in Lucenay-les-Aix!

>>7912757
>>7912856
>>7913223
>>7914196
>>7914286
>>7914657
>>7914829

I would totally play in any of these if someone would seriously try to run them.

>>7914995
Malfunctioning satellites have physically trapped you within the light-hearted comedy talk show you were presenting at the time! At least you are more fortunate than that portion of humanity which was not on the radio at the time, since you can commandeer machines powered by radio waves to serve as your physical body! Like, for instance, a new model of highly sophisticated agricultural robot being tested in Saskatchewan.

>>7910533 PCs are pursued by Windows Software

>>7910903
Oh come on, it writes itself!

>Allders, It is the fourth-largest department store in the United Kingdom.

>Protein S100-P is a protein that in humans is encoded by the S100P gene

>1829 in sports

interested to see how this would work.

Setting: Baba Dyal Singh (some Sikh leader)
Villain: Eleutherodactylus brevirostris (a type of frog endemic to Haiti)
Goal: April in Portugal (film)

So, the Sikhs are fighting frogs for rights to a film from 1954.

But to what end?

>>7915386
An entire shopping mall is quarantined when a virus that causes a mutation of the S100-P protein is unleashed by a terrorist cell. The only clues on how to stop the spread of the virus lie in obscure sports trivia.

Setting: Chadchan
>Chadchan is a village in the southern state of Karnataka, India.

Villain: Täby kyrka
>Täby kyrka (Täby Church) is a medieval church in the municipality of the same name

Goal: Leonardo Fernandez
>Leonardo Fernandez is a rugby league player for the Argentina national rugby league team.

The PCs are hired to assassinate Leonardo before an important rugby match in India. Their employer is actually a daemon and their target is actually a celestial being being protected by the church, who are using holy rugby to seal away all evil.

I'd play it

1. Mont des Poilus
>Mont des Poilus was named during WWI for the French army. It is located in the Waputik Range in Alberta.
2. Claire Merritt Hodgson
>is most famous for being the second wife of Babe Ruth.
3.Alliance Airlines
>Alliance Airlines is a charter airline based in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. It specialises in long-term contract charter to the mining and resources industry and governments in Australia, as well as ad-hoc charter operations and aircraft leasing to international airlines. Its main base is in Brisbane Airport, with hubs at Townsville Airport, Perth Airport and Adelaide Airport.
interesting ......

1. The Sella is a river located in northwest Spain.
2. Colombier is a municipality in the district of Boudry in the canton of Neuchâtel in Switzerland.
3.David Weisman

The PCs start out as mercenaries who are now working for a PMC who basically polices Spain after the governement was the first government in the world to be bought out by a corporation having its millitary and police dissolved.
They're assigned to patrol a section of the river Sella being the newbies in the organisation.
Soon on their first assignment they loose radio contact with head base and later find it to be destroyed by a municipality-turned-fortress city.
They must now seek to destroy the leader of this faction the evil hollywood producer/director-turned-dictator...David Weisman.
Only a truly evil man could have created...Kiss of the Spider Woman and Ciao! Manhattan.

Background is the millitary group who runs Colombier was originally a PMC, they almost got the Spain contract and they were preparing by setting up a more permanent global hq in Colombier.
But the deal fell through and 'Insert PMC here' got it instead leaving them almost bankrupt.
So they slowly rebuilt and forcefulll took their old fortress city of Colombier back from the government and used its vast resources to strike your PMC.

Setting: Hippocrates
> the Western father of medicine

Villain: Postgirobygget (building)
> The building serves, among other things, as the home office to Posten Norge, the Norwegian postal service.

Goal: 1998-1999 in Belgian football
> Exactly what it says on the tin
You are medical professionals, tasked with maintaining the Belgian national football team's health.

Before an important game against South Korea, star player Sandy Martens suffers an unfortunate illness, and needs medicine - but the medicine
you ordered isn't arriving!

Are you a bad enough group of doctors to take on the Norwegian postal service, possibly fight your way into their heavily fortified headquarters, find the missing drugs, and save the match?

>>7915572
bonus points if you follow the Hippocratic Oath to "do no harm"

1. Your setting: Hall of Great Westerners
>A cowboy/western heritage museum in Oklahoma City.

2. Your villain: Isaris
>A small southwestern Greek villiage

3. Your campaign goal: Merlin Santana
>African-American actor from the Cosby Show and The Steve Harvey Show.

The PCs are trapped in a cowboy/western heritage museum by the villain Isaris (definitely a badass name I'm stealing for my campaign) who they must defeat to save...Merlin Santana?

Setting: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Dan
Villain: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerard_III,_Count_of_Guelders
Campaign Goal: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_Popovich

Characters are personal bodyguards and advisors for Leo Dan who is making a come back with songs about ancient Dutchmen. Too bad he manages to summon Gerald III, Count of Guelders from the depths of his grave whom tries to kill Leo Dan for disturbing his eternal slumber. Only one man can stop this. Football player Derek Popovich. But he is in the middle of the game of his life. Can the players convince him to join their side and save Leo Dan from certain death instead of playing the game of his life.

Setting - Dewoitine D.520

The party is a group of French mice (Mouseguard) that have somehow ended up inside the workings of a fighter plane.

Villain - Thundorf (Disambiguation)

During an adrenaline pumped dogfight, the aircraft enters a storm, where it is torn open by Thundorf, Dwarven god of Lightning. While still airworthy, the mice are exposed to the elements.

Goal - John Guise

To defeat Thundorf, the mice must help found Papua New Guinea.

>>7910950
EARTH MEATS

>>7917786
AWESOME

Not to mention that this is canon in Dark Sun. Sun clerics literally are in favor of supporting the Wizard Republicans in destroying the environment so the sun can roast everything.

>>7917810
>Sun clerics

What incarnation of Dark Sun is this from? Perhaps you mean FIRE clerics?

Setting: Form

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>7917827
Nope. Read Fire, Earth, Air, and Water. Or maybe its Fire, Earth, Wind, and Water. Whichever. The guide to Athasian priestly classes. It introduces the destructive, pro-defiler, paraelementalist clerics.

>>7917827
Can you imagine someone worshipping the sun in a setting like DarkSun? Makes as much sense as anything else in there, but god damn.

http://www.4shared.com/file/157971320/533ab2df/dark_sun_-_earth_air_fire_and_.html?s=1

here's the book, btw. EARTH MEATS is canon.

>>7917862
Don't forget the Rain Clerics! They're good people!

Just really fucked.

Setting: Koubou, Central African Republic
Villain: Urban Jacob Rasmus Børresen
Campaign goal: KMAG (FM)

>>7917868

Those who become sun clerics are spared the sun's burning wrath (a fuckin huge thing when it means you can run around in full plate mail at noon comfortably).

But yeah, I kinda think its interesting how the protagonists tend to be associated with darkness more than light...

>>7917901
True.

>>7917862

Huh. I must've completely blanked that one out. Thx, I'll crack it open when I get home.

1: Szklarka Przygodzicka
>is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Ostrzeszów, within Ostrzeszów County, Greater Poland Voivodeship, in west-central Poland.
I've never RP'd in a Polish setting before, but it can't be that hard.
2: Giorgio Stigelli
>was a German operatic tenor and composer, who had an active international performance career during the 1840s through the 1860s.
alright, an evil opera singer, I can roll with that
3: European Economic and Social Committee
>is a body of the European Union (EU) established in 1957. It is a consultative assembly composed of employers, employees and representatives of various other interests.
Uhh, ok.
So the PCs are Polish citizens, and they are fed up with their economic and social conditions. So they set about trying to form a committee to make things better for everyone. But Giorgio Stigelli, a tyrannical tenor, won't stand for it. If common folk become richer, they may be able to attend his operas. And if that happens, they won't be high class shows anymore, and he'll be remembered as average.

>>7917928
Until the rain lords get stronger and the world drowns.

HOLY SHIT. DARK SUN IS A PREHISTORY FOR EARTH. THE BIBLE WAS RIGHT.

Abraham Hall

Petrus Jacobi Thaborita

Adamson-Eric


sooo fighting off a undead Petrus bent on trying to kill Adamson Eric

Setting:Pushkar Railway Network
Villian:River Avonmore
Goal:Gaëtan Charbonnier
Apparently, I have to fight a river in a railway network to save a French professional football player...

My Setting: RWD-17 Training Plane
My Villain: Chuck Bentley
My Campaign Goal: Plasmodium mackerrasae

The PCs are polish aviators and had their plane turned in a time machine that shifts them forward in time, together with some nazi superspies. They have only few days to recover an important variant of the Plasmodium that the spies want to engineer in a biological weapon, they have to stop the nazis and their future multimillionaire boss, Chuck Bentley

> USNS Potomac
U.S. Navy ship

> Clarke Glacier
the name of three different Antarctic glaciers.

>List of UNESCO World Heritage Sites in Ukraine
Officially there are four World Heritage Sites sites in Ukraine


Your ship has gotten word that a glacier is heading straight for the Ukraine and you have to stop it before it destroys the heritage sites?

>>7917862
What's the crunch change between preserver and defiler? Fluff I know, but there are no rules to differentiate them in the books I've downloaded.

1)KMPX television station in Decatur, Texas
2)The University of Tokyo Library
3)Vivekananda Kendra Vidyalaya Dibrugarh

In order to increase and preserve the knowledge of the VKV Dibrugarh students, KMPX must use television exploits in order to slander the University of Tokyo Library until their greedy exploits for book domination comes to a halt. If KMPX shall fail, all hope is lost for the future of mankind...

>>7918390

Wow, I would use exploits twice in a sentence, I suck.

>>7918080

I think the book you're looking for is Defilers & Preservers. It'll have any pertinent mechanical differences.

1) Kirkehavn (literally: Church harbour) is one of the two harbours on the Norwegian island Hidra. The island is located in Flekkefjord municipality.

2)Harold "Hal" L. Sirkin (born 1959) is an American business consultant and author, who often writes about trends in innovation and global business competition.

3) The 1st Grey Cup game was played on December 4, 1909, between the University of Toronto Varsity Blues and the Toronto Parkdale Canoe Club. The University of Toronto won the game, 26-6.

1)Florida State Road 18 (Im not from the US of A :( )

2)Roy Roman (is a high note trumpet player who has performed lead with Lionel Hampton, the Benny Goodman Orchestra)

3)Monterrey( is a town and municipality in the Department of Casanare, Colombia.)

The PC's are Magical Colombian Warriors sent to America to combat Roy Roman, a sorcerer who uses High not trumpet music to raise undead roman legions to destroy Monterrey, Colombia. PC's meet the dark forces of Roy Roman on the battlefield of Florida State Road 18

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%ADo_Grande_%28Puerto_Rico%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise_Club

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Miroshnichenko

Early one morning while the PC's are going down the Rio Grande in an attempt to reach the town of Rio Grande so they can book a ticket to Dniprodzerzhynsk, Ukraine in an attempt to seek out a prominent virtuoso by the name of Roman Miroshnichenko in order to master they jazz skills. But suddenly the Paradise Club attacks them for not following the way of theater, and the PC's must face them through out their trip to Dniprodzerzhynsk.

1: European Exploration of Australia
2: Bobrek concentration camp
3: Oribe Station (a train station in Motosu, Gifu Prefecture, Japan)

So the PCs are exlporing a previously unknown continent full of dangerous poisonous things, while a sentient concentration camp tries to stop them before they find the legendary Oribe railway station.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ngo_Thanh_Van
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Wilfred%27s_Mouse
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polytope_families


I failed high school math.

1: Crown Oil Ltd (Crown Oil Ltd is a fuel distribution company located in Bury, Manchester, England.)
2: Woodford Halse railway station (Woodford Halse railway station was a former station on the Great Central Railway (GCR) main line,[1] the last main line to be built from the north of England to London. )
3: Complete 'B' Sides (Complete 'B' Sides is a compilation record by the Pixies)

I'm fucking stumped.

The PCs are exploring an oil rig while a train compnay tries to stop them from playing a Pixies album? The fuck?

Setting: Ittrium
The pc's are employees for the Ittrium company a large web developer in Minnesota

Villain:Cheyenne
The company is beying sued and harrased by the Cheyenne people because they failed to meet expectations for a website they had to make.

Campaign Goal:Nosema apis
You are trying to cultivate a special strain of this honeybee parasite to infect only native americans and wipe them from the face of the eart.

1. Barrow Kunda
2. Diocles of Carystus
3. Monarctia

So... somewhere in the depths of Africa (specifically, Barrow Kunda, Gambia), an immortal Greek physician seeks to locate the fabled moth Monarctia, which will somehow grant him power over all living things.

The catch is, he's never going to succeed and neither are the players, because the moth in question actually lives in Angola and not Gambia.

Does anyone else always want to play a Nilazi, a void elementalist? Because, you know, devouring is AWESOME.>>7918439

Setting: Too Hood, a song by American singer Monica. It was written by Bryan Michael Cox,

Uhm, okay?

Villain: Per Brandtzæg (born 9 June 1936) is a Norwegian physician.

Wat. SCIENCE vs Dance?

Campaign Goal: Luigi Caponaro (Salerno, 14 August 1567 – Gaeta, 1622) was a healer in Naples and Gaeta, Italy in the late 16th and early 17th centuries.

So it's some kind of audio battle between the players as a group of bards and Norwegian SUPER SCIENCE, in a race to resurrect a 16/17th century healer.

Why am i automatically thinking of something akin to Jet Set Radio?

>>7918812

AWESOME

1.Direct read after write
>>So we're in a CD? Kinda like Tron then

2.Usino Bundi District
>>Fighting Papua New Guinea? Maybe an evil atlas program?...

3.Bollywood films of 1983
>>?!?

...I think I just made Tron in the Encyclopedia Brittanica...

Setting: E-Mail Privacy
>Uh...
Villain: Cobaloides
>Genus of skippers, an insect
Goal: Gregory Rabassa
>Teacher who translates Spanish and Portuguese to English.

Campaign: Players get sucked into another dimension and due to the size and physics difference between themselves and the new world, they end up trapped in cyberspace.

A hacker has created a memetic virus using a picture of skippers. If you look at the picture, you suffer from deadly seizures. The hacker is targeting the computer of Mr. Robassa as a test. Players must protect Robassa to thwart the virus-maker who will think the attempt is futile and abandon the project.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brawley_Municipal_Airport
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_Mario
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subnet_(mathematics)
The installation of... certain illicit computer games at the Brawley Municipal Airport has caused the birth of AI providing important breakthroughs in the field of mathematical subnet workings, which could revolutionise the world as we know it.

Players must infiltrate an airport with a thousand tonnes of machinery, each and every one hijacked by enemy AI from Paper Mario. Can they get through to the control tower without getting thumped, shelled or otherwise game over'd?!

Setting: Aharon Amir
A dead author who lived in Palestine ...

Villain: Adventures of Captain Marvel
His adventures are my villain?

Goal: Hückel's rule
4n+2 electrons in the delocalized cloud?

So, we are going to be subatomic atop the corpse of a somewhat famous author as we face the horrors that Captain Marvel once had to face (just at the subatomic level) as we attempt to prove Hückel's rule to the non-believers.

17101 Sakenova
>17101 Sakenova (1999 JZ38) is a Main-belt Asteroid discovered on May 10, 1999 by the Lincoln Laboratory Near-Earth Asteroid Research Team at Socorro.

Julien Ellis
>Julien Ellis (born January 27, 1986 in Sorel, Quebec) is a professional ice hockey goaltender. He currently plays for the Elmira Jackals of the East Coast Hockey League and is currently an unrestricted agent at the National Hockey League level since July 1, 2009.

Slovenská televízia
>Slovak Television (STV; Slovenská televízia in Slovak) is a state-owned public television network in Slovakia. It was created in 1991 from the Slovak part of the former Czechoslovak Television (established in 1956). STV is funded from a combination of television licence fees, advertising, and government funding.

So, the PC's are dispatched on the remote asteroid by the Slovak Television to check what's wrong with their space broadcast station. Turns out the whole staff has been slaughtered by the dreaded JULIEN ELIS.

I love you, /tg/.


Setting: Hanaya Yohei, inventor of today's Tokyo style sushi.

Villain: Gołąb-Kolonia, a village in eastern Poland.

Campaign Goal: Sliepkovce, a village in eastern Slovakia.


Um.

A ragtag band of experimental polish chefs, rejected in their hometown, traveling south to find their fortunes across the border?

Actually, mix in some Nazis and/or Communists, and you have a game. Maybe Maid RPG.

>>7910533
The setting.
The Central Province is one of the provinces of the Solomon Islands, covering the Russell Islands, Nggella (Florida Islands) and Savo Island. Its area comprises 615 km² and had a population of 21,577 as of 1999. The capital is Tulagi.

The Villain.
John Langdon (born 1947) is a former driver of standardbred racehorses in New Zealand. He was associated with many champions and was a leading driver of harness horses in New Zealand.

The goal.
Daybreak in Udi is a 1949 documentary film directed by Terry Bishop. It won the Academy Award for Best Documentary Feature.

>>7910531
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1) Actor Kelly Blatz
...okay, so, I guess we're doing an "inside the human body" campaign...that could be interesting.
2) Loligo, a type of squid
...allright, so Kelly's body is being invaded by an army of germ-sized squid people, and we have to shrink down and stop them?
3) Innocenzo Spinazzi, an italian sculptor
...OK, so, Kelly is being invaded by mini-squid people and we have to go in and fight the squids with the eventual goal of...deporting them to Innocenzo Spinazzi? Or maybe Spinnazi is our escape route?

1. Setting - St. Agnes Kouying Tsao Catholic Church
2. Villain - 3100 Zimmerman, a Main-belt Asteroid
3. Goal - The 1989 Scottish Cup Final

This I would like to see...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Mary%27s_Medical_Center_(Huntington)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nechizel_River
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screen-door_effect

When the hospital's outreach mission in Romania is threatened by a the rising waters of the nearby river, the players need to locate the world's least pixelated projector so that their presentation on not drowning will be effectively received.

1) Ramsele, Sweden
2) Mount Carmel Cemetary, Illinois.
3) Gloria Feidman, German Jewish clarinet player

The PCs journey to the tiny village of Ramsele, where the famous bard Gloria Feidman has barricaded himself in against the relentless onslaught of an animated, sentient American graveyard that hunts him across the globe. Here, the final battle will decide whether Good prevails, or the lilting clarinet solos of Meister Feidman will join the haunting dirge of Mount Carmel.

>1: Living Dub Vol. 6
apparantly an album... of some sort
>2: 2009 WGC-CA Championship
ok...
>3: Goncelin
A city in france

I have no idea

1.Modell's
2.
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>>7919407
1. Aspidosperma parvifolium - A brazillian tree.
2. Öre - One one hundredth of a swedish kronor.
3. Kaminia, Patras - A neighbourhood.

Uh. The players are aphids, looking to defend the tree from animated Ore nanomites that serve the sentient swedish currency. They want to reprogram the nanomites to move the tree to a neighborhood of a small city in Greece.

1.Modell's
>>a sporting goods retailer with locations in the Northeastern United States.
2.Bascom Sine Deaver, Jr
>>a physicist known for his research into superconductor applications
3.Volnay
>>Volnay is the name of two communes in France:

* Volnay, Côte-d'Or
* Volnay, Sarthe

It may also refer to:

* Volnay AOC, a wine classification based on the town of the same name in Côte-d'Or

soooo.... employees of a sporting goods shop have to prevent a physics professor from building something involving Quantized Magnetic Flux in Superconducting Cylinders. and then leg it to france... incidentally where the LHC is located.... well not in Volnay but close enough