Broheim's Irresistable Fistbump: The bromancer's fist is enchanted with a seductive aura, causing all creatures capable of making a fist to be compelled to reciprocate a fistbump. The bromancer must be clearly seen by the intended target and able to be heard; a common language is unnecessary, as the language of brohood is universal. Upon the bromancer shouting the command phrase "POUND IT!", the intended target must save -vs- spell (charm / mind-effecting) or reflexively complete the fistbump. This can be used as an unarmed touch attack.

The material component is powdered distillate of awesome.

>>7865914

Accompanied by "Broseph's Bumping Fist".

What aree the effects of the fist bump? It's just a spell that makes you bump fists?

Nohomo's Brodacious Unbetrayal- This negates the loss of Fellowship from a single non-broish action; for example, accidentally touching a bro's junk. Spellcraft checks may be needed for greater offenses, like confessions of love, mutilation, taking the last beer, and poaching girlfriends.

Charismatic Brobfuscation: The bromancer can, if he wishes, cast this spell at the beginning of the day. It remains in stasis until the command phrase "That wasn't him, it was me." is uttered, which prompts a save vs. Spell (Enchantment/Charm) attempt from everyone who can see/hear the bromancer. Each creature that fails the save automatically thinks that whatever they attributed to the original target is now to be attributed to the bromancer instead. This change is permanent.

Casting this with the intent to steal glory or accolades is considered an evil act, and very un-brolike.

Bromeisters douche move: Cast on any unit. Once cast all creatures, including PCs need to make a will save, or agro the creature it was cast on due to the apparent douche-bagery of the creature.

>>7865985
should have positive effects if you are bros,
the more categories closer to friendly, the better, negative effects for hostile, unfriendly etc

is this bromancy the magic of helping someone's wife keep the bed warm?

Brognostica's Heavy Shit- Upon reciting the words of the spell, the caster is completely freed from obligations to aid with the current troubles he has just heard. The speaker must make a will save to acll them on this, and others must make will saves to see anything wrong with the idea.

i'm liking where this thread is going.

SEAKAAAAAS

>>7865985

If you bump with a bro? Morale bonuses. Otherwise, not a damn thing. But it's a convenient way to nail an opponent with any of a long list of nasty touch attack spells.

>>7865985
It can have amusing results if the bromancer also has levels as a monk.

>>7865790
cool beans
do you want ones that burn minor, significant, or major charges?

Brandon's Broseph Binding: Target is now a broseph. Any time brosephs are subject to the same save, roll once using the higher modifier. All brosephs in the set pass or fail together.

Broseidon's Undeniable Admonition: The bromancer's voice becomes like the voice of a god, and all within it's reach are forced to stop and pay heed. When the bromancer utters the power words "Dude, -not- cool", it forces all targets to make a Will save, or be reprimanded from their current state of action into one of the following (roll 1d6):

1: Stand in place for two rounds, scuffing the ground with the tip of their boot/foot, looking crestfallen (damage ends).
2: Slap their forehead with their open palm, and shake their head in disbelief, losing all visual battlefield information for two rounds. Considered surprised if attacked in this state (damage ends).
3-4: Make a morale check or flee from the scene for 2d6 rounds.
5: Take 1d6 damage per two levels of the bromancer as Psychic damage, due to the power of the bromancer's admonition.
6: Fortitude save at a penalty of -2, or die.

There are no material components for this spell, but it requires the bromancer be wearing a pair of shaded glasses worth at least 500gp he can pull down off his nose as he looks to the targets of a spell, both as a foci and a somatic component of the spell.

>>7865790
Brodenkainen's Faithful Watchdog: A most righteous hound appears, it's wearing bodacious shades and a Hawaiian T-Shirt and it always spawns with a full 30-pack or pony keg of the beer of your choice (Which will always be natty ice). This dog parties with you for 1d4+CL rounds.

Beta Rho Omicron Frat House: A totally rockin gateway appears to magical mansion of awesome times. There's a party going on 24/7, and the mansion is fully stocked with beer, weed, and a stable of bikini-clad co-eds. This mansion lasts for a number of days equal to your caster level. If attempting to sleep in the Frat House, you must roll against the DM to see if anyone puked in your bed.

Bromethius' Radical Axe: Summon a totally bangin' guitar to slay your foes with renditions of songs made famous by Red Hot Chili Peppers and the Dave Matthews Band. Ineffective against Orcs and Dwarves, super effective against Elves.

Brospeh's Infeasible Charisma: The Bromancer casts this spell on himself and designates a target a a "Bro". Whenever the Bro is within 20 feet of the Bromancer the Bro gets a bonus to charisma rolls equal to the Bromancer's level.

I figured there should be a wingman spell for a bromancer.

>>7865790
You know, as much as I applaud whitey for bangin' him a fine ass Japanese woman, he probably should have grown suspicious at the door.

Broceratops' Brodacious Ride: Summons a random dinosaur who will serve as your loyal steed.

>>7865790
Broley's Brick Bash: The bromancer looks like he is throwing something towards his bro. The bro the bromancer is casting this spell on must be branded as a Broseph. Upon shouting "Gotcha back Bro!", any creature that attacked the target in the last round must make a save vs reflex or get hit by a giant brick. This is a ranged touch attack for 1d6 a level (max 10d6 per target).
The material component for this spell is some red dust laced with extract of broship.

Dean's Kegstand Strength: The bromancer is filled with vigorous strength and wildness, and can easily do a handstand on a keg of ale whilst consuming a great portion of it. +5 Str for three rounds.

>>7866346
You're reading the picture all wrong.

The woman is the one who isn't supposed to be there.

Broseph's Quick Fix- Kick target malfunctioning item and roll to repair.

The Word of Brohammed- Speech bonus to user. Bonus given if targets are of the Bromancer class.

>>7866306

Brodenkainen's Faithful Wingman: A guardian spirit appears, aiding the bromancer in kicking ass and gettin' laid. In combat, the Wingman will protect the bromancer from all but frontal assaults, rendering him immune to the effects of sneak attacks, flanking, back attacks, and the like. In a social setting, the Wingman inherently knows the true charisma of any creature of the opposite sex, and will communicate it to the bromancer on command (in a completely cryptic and typically incomprehensible manner). When faced with a grouping of the opposite sex, the Wingman will Take One For The Team, charming or distracting the individual with the lowest charisma.

The material component is someone else's bar tab that the bromancer paid.

>>7866299
Continuing

Popped Collar: As a free action, you may flip up the collars on any collared items of clothing you are wearing. You gain a +3 bonus to your Charisma modifier, and your allies within a 20-yard radius get a +1 morale bonus on any attack, damage, save, or skill check rolls, for each collar you have popped; this morale bonus cannot exceed your Caster Level. Material component is a Polo Shirt (for each collar you are popping). However, you may not pop other people's collars, that is not cool.

Baseball Cap: A hat with a Yankees team logo. The brim of the hat has been curved so hard its basically creased. You are wearing it backwards.

Broselytize: Tell a cool story.

Chillski's brone of brold: Chill out bro
counts as cone of cold

Finally, we can stat Kamina as a Bromancer!

>>7866828
Motherfucker's wearing a popped collar CAPE.

>>7866781
That means a level four bromancer /is/ four popped collars cool.

>>7865790

> Bromancy.

This came up in a thread that 404'd out of nowhere last night.

bro rape

>>7866901
FFFFFUUUUUUUU-

what is OP from

Brodeon's Fantstic Smile: You issue a smile showing your pearly whites. Any creature within 30ft must make an immediate will or Fortitude (Bromancer's choice) save vs. DC or be blinded or enraptured for 1d6 rounds. In addition one Bro of caster's choice may make an attack of opportunity against any affected creature.
Must be wearing a pair of sunglasses worth 500gp.

Broman Road: You call forth a surfboard to surf the waves or Road Ranger to cruise. Based on location. Upon casting the Bromancer declares a location, Bromancer must have been to the location before and be able to recall it from memory. All Broseph's within 30ft can choose to ride the waves/ cruise with the Bromancer, non Bros must walk, sorry dudes.
Component: Volcanic ash from your last vacation in Maui infused with essence of Bro or an empty keg from your last road trip.

At 5th level, or after 5 vodkas, whichever happens first, a Bromancer may communicate with other Bros in Brospeak, a language consisting of the two words "Dude" and "Bro".

This language is only understandable by bros or allies who are inebriated on a comparable level to the speaking bro.

>>7865790

At 7th level, at anytime the Bromancer may need a pair of shades, he has a pair of shades in the front of his shirt worth 500GP, any attempt to sell these shades fail as the shades crack or break. The bro must be wearing a polo shirt, if the bro loses his shades again somehow, the next time he pops his collar he finds his shades back where they belong.

fist of the bro: ranged touch attack. does 1d8 CHA damage.

[The Beard Within] Makes caster and all around him immune to all negative effects, so long as the caster can be seen, heard, or touched. This spell also grants damage reduction 5, and regeneration 5. Lasts for 10 rounds.

"You let out a powerful shout, and rally your allies to battle, even if they don't believe in themselves your belief in them carries them through."

Does not require the caster to have a beard, but when cast a glowing bearded champion appears and banishes all darkness in the area, exposing all untruth and injustice.

Summon Broseidon, God of the Brocean: You summon a level 30 Greater Water Elemental equipped with 1d3 minor artifacts and 1 greater artifact. Broseidon will grant you one boon before vanishing back to his watery domain.

Broseidon's Necklace: A necklace of hemp and cowrie shells. This enchanted "jewelry" grants a bromancer a +1 bonus to all NPC interactions and allows him to cast bromancy spells as though he were one level higher. If the bromancer ever understands the actual purpose of a cowrie shell necklace (like that'll ever fucking happen), the necklace is instantly and permanently rendered inert.

BROSIDEON's WRATH, upon uttering the words "lets fuck this fag up" you gain a 2x strength bonus dependent on your CHA

Bro-man's land: When cast a zone with area not exceeding 10 ft. for every bromancer caster level is made into a magical space that can not be entered without the permission of the caster. A Will save made against the DC of the spell allows a creature to enter. The spell persists for one round per bromancer caster level.

Bros Before Hos: give's bonus to saves against mind-affecting spells equal to caster's charisma mod, with an addition +5 saving against spells cast by female creatures

Summon the Bros: You call members of your party to your side, regardless of distance or what plane they are on.

Foolproof Bro Plan: As wish. Except as noted: There is a 20% chance your Plan will result in a kegger, mass confusion, and a musical number of some kind before your wish is granted. Bromancers typically use this spell to Get The Girl, Win The Bet, and other miscellaneous tomfoolery.

>>7867043
I think you mean 'bromain' instead of 'domain'

>>7865790
what is this pic from anyway?

He's my Bro: The bromancer casts this spell, and soars through the air to the target of the spell landing in an ajacent unoccupied square and must make a melee touch attack (harmless). The target of the spell gains a +1 morale bonus to attacks, saves, and skill checks for 1 round per lvl bromancer, the bonus increases by 1 every for every 4 levels of bromancer. If the target of the spell is branded as a Broseph, any damage dealt to the broseph is split between the broseph and the bromancer, this effect ends if the bromancer or broseph move more than 5 feet away from each other.

Bromance: all allies within 30ft gain +1 morale to all saves, attacks and dice rolls.

God, I am so turning this into a Psionic discipline in my Traveller game.

Feat: One of the Guys
One allied female is considered a bro for the purpose of all bro-related spells, powers and feats