Sorry, previous quest archived here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7485175/

The other archive links are on the OP in that thread.

>>7487084

Time to deploy the last of our goods to the ship under cover of full illusion.
Can't be too careful.

rolled 6 = 6

>>7487084
do it faggot
rolling for the blessing of failure as we depart upon part five of this quest

>>7487075
Lets force some blacksmith to forge a pyramid-shaped helmet and a huge sword for Kyle. We can use telekinesis to wear/swing them. Or just train until Kyle grows some serious muscle.

>>7487109
full agreement

>>7487115
typical non-gay failure

>>7487084
Dont forget about
>>7486916
You already agreed to do this.

>>7487109
>>7487124
>>7487115
Well, casting the illusion spell fails, but nothing bad happens. You twitch. Attempt to cast the spell again? Just carry them? What do?

>>7487138
let's not reveal ourselves now!

guard duty is bound to be extra tight

>>7487138
I know. We can do that after we take the bags to ship, as that will take less time.

rolled 7 = 7

>>7487147

Carry bags, use rod to cast illusion to turn us into a sailor and make the bags look different.

rolled 2 = 2

>>7487147
try again

use the twitching to our advantage

focus the twitching into our cock

rolling willpower

>>7487164
Once again, you fail at casting the spell.

rolled 14 = 14

>>7487138
>>7487153

No more guard killing or tipping them off that it is us. It's unnecessary.

>>7487167
Congratulations. You now have a headache.

rolled 8 = 8

>>7487167
NOW TRY IT WHILE THINKING OF DAN'S FACE AS WE FIRST RAPED HIM

rolled 7 = 7

>>7487164

WE WILL TRY UNTIL WORKS.
TWITCHING GOES TO COCK.

rolled 11 = 11

>>7487147
Attempt to cast it again. But with flair and style and a flourish.

rolled 18 = 18

>>7487186
>>7487179
>>7487167
>>7487164
fuck, stop

we're gonna blow our head off

let's just carry the damn things

rolled 2 = 2

That's it.
Casting it again.
Sticking one finger inside our ass, and massaging prostate.

>>7487186
>>7487179
Oh fuck me, /tg/....
>>7487191
Your headache makes it a bit more difficult to cast, but you succeed eventually. You 'become' a big burly sailor carry sacks of grain. You don't know how long you can keep the illusion up, so you begin hurrying to the ship.

>>7487194

Heh. 18.
We need to make sure no one notices the bags.
Brandon knows what they look like.

>>7487194
Using this as the endurance roll!

rolled 5, 5, 15 = 25

>>7487203
Carry that grain. But keep a lookout for anyone suspicious (1st d20) WITHOUT drawing attention to yourself (2nd d20). And if you DO get attention, just play it off as homosexual behaviour (3rd d20)

>>7487194
>>7487211
K. That works. You make it to the ship, and unload your bags by your cot. Most of the other sailors are sleeping. Your headache drains your fatigue, and you release the spell.

Now what?

rolled 9 = 9

we all know that if kyle has anything, endurance isn't it

>>7487218

Take nap.
Wake up on the HIGH SEAS.

rolled 1 = 1

>>7487218
Disguise yourself ang go into town to find prey.

Rolling for disguise.

>>7487238
NEIN! No more hunting guards. We have SAILORS now.

rolled 16, 7 = 23

>>7487218
Why, we Fit into Sailor life (1st d20)
And if that doesn't work, we just fag up the place (2nd d20)

>>7487238
>1
FUCK. Shoul'dve said "diguise as harem boy".

>>7487226
You wake up the next day at about 7 AM, to the captain shaking your shoulder. "Wake up!" he says. "We set sail about a half-an-hour ago. If you make it up on deck, you can still see the city in the distance. I always like to look at the city as we leave it. I need the 15 other coins you promised me. Since it's your first day, you don't have to do any work today, but you can help starting tomorrow." He pauses, looks around, then looks back at you with a wink. "And don't forget to swing by my cabin tonight for some 'fun'."

>>7487246
>>7487245
>>7487238

Fitting into sailor life, FTW. We're going to become a pirate mage lord, then we'll be back to EVERY LAST GUARD.

>>7487255

We'll bring the coins to our *fun*-- we'll sex him so GOOD that he doesn't even ask for those coins.

rolled 16 = 16

>>7487255
Walk around the ship. Try to find out what other sailors think about you. Ask them if they heard anything interesting during the stay in the city.

>>7487275
The other sailors are indifferent about you. At most they are perplexed about why you agreed to join them.

They said they heard rumors about a mage running amok in the city, that he destroyed a prison and let a gang into the city, where they where killing guards. They say the Governor has locked himself in his mansion - highly unusual, as he likes to spend time amongst the people - to be safe.

rolled 9, 4, 5, 10, 1, 1, 15, 11, 11, 16 = 83

>>7487296
Seduce EVERYONE.
Or at least the first 10 people.

>>7487307
That night, you decide to do some exotic dancing for the sailors. Some like it, some don't. Something akin to the attached image happens.

rolled 10, 9 = 19

>>7487296
There's nothing else to do other then wait. When the day ends, go to the captain's cabin, take some rope with you. Hide a knife somewhere in your clothes.
Try to convince the captain to let you tie him to the bed, say that you want to try something unusual.

First roll for hiding the knife, second for convincing.

>>7487315
What ...
the ...
fuck.

>>7487333

We're not going to kill the captain... yet.
We're going to turn him into our sex-slave.

We should probably learn Alchemy somewhere too, for the drugs.

rolled 3 = 3

>>7487333
Rolling a dice to determine how good we are at rolling 10 or below.

>>7487351
Apparently we suck at rolling below 10.

>>7487315
the fuck tg.


the fuck.

rolled 16 = 16

>>7487315
attempt to make other sailors go full gay

>>7487350
What about terryfying the captain? Torture him for a bit, then reveal that YOU are the insane murderous rapist-mage from the city and order him to serve you or die horribly?

>>7487350
>>7487333
So...no knife...yet.

Roll to fuck the captain.

>>7487384

Naw. We make ourselves the captain's exclusive sexy-bitch.
We get him addicted to us.
Then maybe we betray him and explode his cock.

Also, we should try to keep a bit of respect-- being everyone's whore on the ship means STDs and lack of happiness.

rolled 13 = 13

>>7487387
rolling to make hot hard man-lovings with the captian

rolled 19 = 19

>>7487387
Act VERY slutty and kinda violent.

>>7487409

This. Be edgy.

>>7487409
After acting the total sadomasochistic slut, you and the captain make sweet gay love. Feels good man.

He excuses you on those 15 coins, as long as you continue to provide sweet man-love every other day.

You ask how long will it take to reach the East. He tells you 25 days. At least.

>>7487425

Ask him what he thinks of Magic.
All pillow-talk style romantic.
Shouldn't even require a roll.

>>7487451
He says he's more open-minded about it, since he deals with the East a lot. He thinks it is interesting, and if he wasn't a prosperous trading captain, he would maybe...maybe....like to learn it one day.

rolled 6 = 6

>>7487463
Carefully tell him that you're a mage. Offer him to become your apprentice. Do not reval that you're evil mage for now, we must earn his loyality first.

>>7487501
He laughs. "Hah! Do you know how many Western magi there are? None! I understand though - it would be kinda cool to learn."

Fucking kill myself for being a faggot.. i.e. Dive overboard naked

>>7487536
You first.

rolled 16, 2, 15 = 33

Cast illusion to produce a flashy magical show for him. Add some telekinesis if needed.

SEXY DANCE WITH SPECIAL EFFECTS

First roll for illusion, second for telekinesis, third for the act.

>>7487609

Luckily with that Act roll, he shouldn't even notice the failed telekine.

>>7487645
>>7487609
After the display of wizardry, ask to be able to practice magic in his quarters, or in a secure area.

>>7487609
He blinks in surprise as you make yourself more handsome - not much more really, just enough - and being to dance. Your telekinesis failed.

"Amazing!" he says. "Truly remarkable! Perhaps once we land, I'll allow you to teach me, but for now, I have a ship to run." Now that the offer of learning magic is there, he seems a lot more reluctant to take it. You let your illusion fade. You should go to sleep.

>>7487657
Yes, he agrees to that.

Now /tg/, we come to a dilemma. Should we skip the 25 days on the river, on the way to the East? Unless you have some good ideas, it will be dull playing through those.

rolled 19 = 19

>>7487667

Perhaps he's a liar, or afraid. Perhaps he intends to betray us!

ROLLING SENSE MOTIVE.

rolled 16 = 16

>>7487681

We should get together a list of things we'd like to do over the next 25 days, then timeskip.

>>7487682
He is more familiar with magic than others, but he is still nervous around it.

He also seems to be a little more afraid of you now.

>>7487696
That is fine.

The captain adds you do not have to work now if you don't want to.

>>7487696

This. Ask the captain after sexings if he has any contacts in the world of Magic. Underground dealings and the like.

Practice all our minor spells to near-perfection, especially so we can cast them well without any wand.
We should be able to get the minor ones into Bonus-To-Roll territory, at least.

rolled 20 = 20

>>7487696
good idea, what spells do we want to focus on, i think we have cast erection down pat, and illusion is pretty solid, lets look over that list and figure out what we need for SUMMON GREATER DEMON RITUAL, we snuck reagents on board didn't we?

>>7487721

We'll spend every day Practicing and Fucking.
Maybe we'll even cook a bit for the other sailors, to keep up appearances.

rolled 3 = 3

>>7487697
Drop a subtle hint that you may be the insane murderer from the city. Or may not. Who knows?

A little bit of fear is always good.

>>7487740
God dammit.
Of COURSE this one is the nat. 20.

rolled 18 = 18

>>7487778
so much for subtle, use our powers of gay to put them at ease if they are put off by the knowledge we might be a little insane and a little murderous

>>7487740

Requesting this be the Magic Practice roll. Suggesting we increase the range of our spells, and the ease of casting them. (The basic ones.)

>>7487778
No.

>>7487778

NEIN!
There is plenty of time for psychopathy once we get on solid ground.

>>7487740
>>7487788
>>7487794
Wowie these. The faggot is making good rolls and decisions.

TIMESKIP. We already have to roll for practicing, lets get a d20 roll for the fuckings, and another for the cooking, got it?
>>7487794
>>7487740
You perfect the cantrips. You completely translate the packet of magical notes, with the exception of the summoning ritual. The captain lets you borrow his two books on magic, one titled Understanding Arcana (a collection of theories on how magic works, what it is, etc) and Fiery Foes: A Warriors Guide to Stopping Sorcerers (a guide on how to interrupt mages, incapacitate them, and other ways to fight them). All of this comes together quite well.
While using a wand or the rod, you will not fail unless you roll below a 5. You can cast spells successfully with your hands as long as you roll above a 10. While using an implement, your spells are slightly more powerful. This power 'stacks' with the Rod's.

>>7487868
Err, the rolling thing and the powerups only apply to the cantrips. Sorry.

>>7487868
Can we get some of the tactics explained in the second book?
It may be useful, aiding in avoiding getting killed, and whatnot.

rolled 17 = 17

>>7487868

Implement?
Rolling for dickings.

rolled 15 = 15

>>7487868

I roll to cook with LOVE.

>>7487917
A wand or rod, I presume.

>>7487892
Basically, disarm them if they are using a implement. If they are protected with armor or a spell, try to break the wrist. Go for the throat to destroy speaking capabilities, as a wounded mage can still cast spells. Go for mages first. Scream a lot, throw lots of stuff while running at them (anything, books, chairs, silverware, plates), anything to distract them. There are ingredient listings for a few quick-acting poisons that befuddle people, making them very effective against mages.

Not much more than common sense really.

What happened to the invisible rock? Is Kyle able to make bigger objects invisible or at least slightly less noticeable?
>>7487892
Here's a tactic for future use if it's possible for Kyle to do the stuff mentioned above: Turn debris invisible so that people trip on them.

>>7487917
>>7487923
You COOK, PRACTICE, and FUCK for TWENTY-FIVE DAYS.
You now are better at fucking. You can cook relatively well.
You are welcome aboard the ship anytime (The K.S. Oroblarm).

You land in the city of Orak-Shi, a thriving port city in the Eastern land of Sha'azar.

What do you do?

>>7487975

Do we speak the language?

>>7487990
We may have picked up a good deal of it from translating the magic notes, and perhaps listening to some of the sailors.

>>7487975

Ask the captain if he knows any contacts in the underworld. Magical item smuggling and the like.

Whether or not he does, we inspect the local guard posts to see their outfitting and patrol routines.

It's OBSERVE and EXPLORE time.
Get a good lay of the land, hiding spots and the like.

>>7488029
Also ask if he knows a good way to make MONEY here.
We'll probably need it.

rolled 3 = 3

>>7487975
Again, offer the captain to become your apprentice. Mention that he doesn't need to abandon his captain duties, he can visit you when he's in the town.

Also, what's his name?

>>7488042
bwahahahah, fail, lets go find some new digs, something flamboyant and eastern, if we're gonna be a gay wizard warrior SAY IT!

>>7488042
His name is John. He declines once again, however. "I'll be leaving in a few days, not enough time to learn much. Besides, I have a lot of duties to tend to here."

He knows little of the magic cabals. He gives you 50 coins (bringing you up to 65) and points you towards a cheap inn where he sometimes sees members go. He and a few sailors help you bring your bags and possessions to your room there. Cost is 10 coins per week. The East is poor.

You do not speak the language too well, but you can read and write it decently.

>>7488029
Guards dress in the same uniform as in the West. Most are Westerners. John warns you that they tolerate mages, but that doesn't mean they will not arrest you. He also tells you that going around blasting off spells is a good way to get yourself assassinated by one of the Cabals - they will do it to protect secrets from being spread, and to keep the Westerners from enforcing the magic laws. Crazy, rogue mages do for the pro-magic movement what retarded stoners do for the pro-cannabis movement - fuck everything up.

>>7488114

That's fine, we don't need to go around blasting things.
If we need to kill somone, we'll just use the ERECTION spell.
It's doubtful those eastern Cabals will have seen anything like it, or even realize it was magic.

>>7488144
Indeed. For now, let's just get set up here, learn our magic, gather power then... return to claim Mike as our own. Eventually. With Demons.

>>7488169
It's about noon, then. What do you decide to do?

>>7488114
What kind of eastern country we're in? Arabic, japanese, something else?

>>7488114

Try to finding a daytime job, We are running short on cash now, Arn´t we? Also finding a place to stay would be a logical idea.

By the glory of the Imperium, leave this quest off here so rest can be engaged.

Resume in a few hours with description of the city and possible employment from the OBSERVE and EXPLORE directive.

>>7488213
the cap'n suggested the inn, its 10 money a day so we should be able to make it a week without a job.

>>7488253

10 coins a *WEEK.*
We've got time.

>>7488211
The Eastern Culture is a mix between Arabic Muslim, Indian, and Japanese. Interpret that how you will, I will try my best to play it off.

>>7488261
ok, so we have 6 weeks, plenty of time to scout out the inn, identify members of a cabal or several cabals, and possible get in the sack with some.

>>7488213
>>7488253
>>7488261
You have moved into the inn. You have 65 coins, Captain John paid for your first week. Your reagents and other possessions are in your room.

>>7488280
Proceed with
>>7488098
Try finding something like a geisha or harem boy outfit. Every JRPG will tell you that evil gay mage must be fabulous to the point of androgyny.

>>7488296

The OP's power is running low. Suggest pursuing: >>7488249

>>7488343
You are indeed correct, my friend. Lets fill up this thread and come back to the quest later, aye?
>>7488098
>>7488333
You find a tailor, and find the perfect androgynous harem boy outfit(?), It costs twenty coins. You pay up, leaving yourself with 45.
Communication with others is slow, most of them only speak a smattering of Western, so you have to write out most of what you want to say.

>>7488343

>>7488391

Spend time in a tavern, with our new outfit, listening to the language, learning how to speak it.
Pick a fairly high class tavern, and get a job dancing, or being a sexy waitress.

>>7488451
You pick out a decent looking tavern. As soon as you walk in, you are identified as 'Westerner'. Some people sneer at you discreetly at you, others bow to you out of forced respect. You go to the manager, and write down your request for a job as a waiter. He declines, as you can't speak the language to take orders. You offer to be a dancer, but he refuses that also.

You take a seat by a table where a bunch of drunk guys are watching other drunk guys play cards. You do not recognize the game. You surprise them by making vocal remarks in your broken Eastern, which earns guffaws from the other men. Soon enough, you are feeling comfortable amongst them. You talk to them primarily through writing, but try to communicate vocally as much as possible.

>>7488391
The thread does not need to be full... and people seem to be undeploying.

>>7488391
>harem boy outfit(?)
Well, you know - a lot of colorful silk, veil, some beads, some skin showing, etc.
Basically, a male version of this.
<--------

And get some rest, bro.

>>7488508
>>7488532
All right, all right, I'll stop here. I'll archive this thread and make a new one whenever I wake up and run my errands. I have company coming later, so it might not be till later tonight I come back.

See ya /tg/!

>>7488543

Night!

>>7488543
Take care.

>>7488553

This is definitely our outfit.
Mmmmm, black cloth shine against pale skin.

ARCHIVE HERE: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7487084/

/tg/ - totally gay.

>>7488580
would you have it any other way?

>>7488574

Can you say how long will it be until you return?
"later tonight" is a rather vague description.

Goddamnit /tg/, first you whiteknight like hell and foam over fantasy girls, and then you play as a murderous homosexual rapist. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

rolled 18 = 18

Fuck, wish I hadn't missed so much

would've had us kill the captain and RUN THE SHIP

MAGICALLY-ENHANCED PIRATES UP IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER

would've renamed the ship "Blood from Behind"

ah well, we'll try it next time we're out at sea

>>7491210
You always want to kill everyone Duskull. Can't you be less bloodthristy?

argh i'm tired of waiting for OP's return.

>>7491928
don't you realize the power we have?

we can rule this world and be worthy of the title KYLE THE GREAT