FURRIES!

>Evil coming from the Frigid north

>>7423103
you mean canada?

'sup /tg/

>>7423115
BLAME CANADA! BLAME CANADA!

And so on & so forth.

The ONE day I decide to see what's happening in this place now and this is the first thing I see.

>>7423115

We're coming to salt your women and rape your lands, eh. Best not try to stop us.

>>7423115
no, scotland

>>7423170

Sucks to be you, huh?

>>7423166
>>7423115
we did it before.

>>7423423

Weren't you guys still fully under British rule as a colony during the war of 1812 or did you guys have independence by then?

>>7423428
Still british.
Though in fairness, we're still british. The Queen is the head of state.

>>7423428
>implying we have ever actually rid our self of our ties to the crown, even today

same could be said for any american achivments before 1776

it was still canadian soldiers who set fire to your capital.

>>7423428

Did you automagically become Americans on July 4 1776? Were you British the day before?

The people were the same, the nationality is just a word.

>>7423457
>>7423485
>I, [name], do solemnly, sincerely and truly affirm and declare the taking of an oath is according to my religious belief unlawful, and I do also solemnly, sincerely and truly affirm and declare that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

canadian army could still technically be considerd a branch of the british military

>>7423423
So, basically, that should be a union jack.

>>7423574
see
>>7423487

>>7423053
reported

>>7423423

Fuck yeah Canada.

Aside from that French infestation you are our best colony.

I like how this thread that I expected to be about metagaming turned into a discussion about the nationality of Canadians.

Never change /tg/

>>7423677
if I do remeber correctly a few weeks back the french said they wanted to extend the territorial waters of a island they own by 200 km around the island, and said island is already well inside canadian juristiction
Im pretty sure this is the fax we sent them in response to this

>>7423574

The idea is though that the various Commonwealth Realms have matured beyond colonies. They aren't subordinate to Britain, but rather co-equal members of a great interrelated family, an international cultural unity that's more meaningful than the acronyms of generic free-trade areas or a UN where half the members are dictatorships. The Queen isn't Queen the U.K. foremost before everything else, she's Queen of Canada, Queen of Australia, Queen of New Zealand, Queen of Belize and so on individually, in their own national right.

>>7423719

Yes but you still have those French Canadians.

You're still our favourite but you know...its a little embarassing for the family.

Nowhere near as embarassing as your brother but still rather embarassing.

>>7423487

Actually, the declaration really meant nothing. When the British forces finally surrendered was the day everyone born in the colonies that considered themselves citizens of the colonies automatically became Americans.

>>7423763

Didn't you still have the problem of people refusing to join your fledgling nation? Preferring the Empire.

You know the common folk who didn't have it bad. Who generally got on with their lives and were happy to pay taxes for protection.

Unlike the rich guys who were angry that they had to pay taxes.

Fuck you /co/, go back to masturbate on your bald faggot with the blue arrow on his forehead.

>>7423776

Yeah, but they had the option to go to Britain (which many opted for), which, funnily enough, only required they go to Canada.

>>7423813

So you forced them from their homes.

Way to be a dick America.

Honestly. You're an embarrassment! A shame upon the family.

>>7423823

Only if they couldn't handle suddenly being in a completely different nation they were still technically citizens of.

Geeze, I don't hear you complaining about Ireland's drinking and bomb problems, mom. We actually grew up, left the house, and made a name for ourselves! Unlike Canada and Australia, who still live in your basement! Come on, mom, leave us alone. We've got a girlfriend now, and you're making her uncomfortable with all of your calls telling us how embarrassed you are of us.

>>7423852

I'll have you know your brothers are doing very well for themselves!

Yes they moved out later but that was because they ACTUALLY FINISHED SCHOOL!

You ran off before you could even get your qualifications. Despite your brothers best attempts to bring you back.

>>7423852
You mean that bitchy China? If you've really grown up as much as ou say you wouldnt be mooching off her so much. We've seen the people you hang around with.

>>7423852
>Implying Ireland is a country composed of British colonists.

>>7423870

Maaaaaa, come on, you KNOW we had to get a job just to support the house. Remember when dad left? How everything just fell apart? He helped us out, got us a decent start. We got the GED after a few years anyway, geeze.

>>7423883

Mom, you don't understand, she's disciplined, she's got her own well-paying job, AND she's exotic!

>>7423886

Now we may not have had a glamorous home like you seemed obsessed with it but it was a good, clean and loving household.

Not at all unlike these mansions you obsess over. Have you ever actually cleaned your home? Or do you still trust Spaniards to do it?

>>7423900
She's using you, boy! Get it through that thick skull of yours. Look at yourself! Look at how you've let yourself go. You hardly even fit into your own clothing anymore.

>>7423922

They're not Spaniards, mom, they're Mexicans now. This is why you can't make it in the world anymore, mom, you just can't keep up anymore.

>>7423939
>>7423900

It does a mothers heart a terrible damage to see her son running around at night with such a tart.

>>7423946

A Spaniard by any other name is still a Spaniard!

Besides you keep calling home asking us for help with all your silly little squabbles.

>>7423939

Have you even looked at Scotland? I'm losing weight and he's only getting fatter, yet you don't get on HIS case for his obesity! When was the last time you even CARED about his whisky problem?

This is grade A entertainment, but seriously FUCK those religious crazies who went back to their glorious oppressive empire. America needs its own beat stick now but its no hard choice who to pick back in 1776

This thread is cracking me up.

And I really hope it's an actual brit and american arguing with each other like this.

>>7423884
>Implying Ireland was ever populated by anyone except Welsh and native Brits fleeing the arrival of the Saxons.

Ireland here. Knock off with the roleplaying you fairies.

And you'd better be still on for tonight's drinking contest America.

>>7423957

Scotland's an old man!

He can't help it if his mind is going and he doesn't watch his weight.

The way you're living he's older than you'll ever be!

>>7423982
>Implying there's such a thing as native Brits

>>7423952

I asked you to watch the dog once or twice - I was trying to bring you back into my life, mom, but no, you just can't put aside any of your pride. I had a really nice home set up for you and everything, but now I see what's going on.

Canada was ALWAYS your favorite, mom. All I wanted to do was make you proud, but I couldn't do it living under your house, mom!

Forget it, fine, I've still got China, I don't need you OR my brothers and sisters.

>>7423990
>Implying you don't know about the scots and the picts.

>>7423994
>Implying they're native as well.

>>7424000
>Implying implications about implied implications.

>>7423971

Actually the USA was worse for oppression.

Especially when it came to slavery. Rest of the world went "Right mates our bad. We'll stop with the slavery now. Everyones equal but there will be some hard feelings on both sides for a bit ok? oook."

USA carried on with rampant racism and it took a civil war to abolish slavery. And even then your leaders didn't actually want to get rid of slavery because they regarded black men as inferior but felt they had to in order to hold the moral high ground.

>>7423983

You bet your shilelagh.

>>7423993

Watch the dog? That was not a dog!

That was a Muslim. Do you have any idea what a big responsibility and how much work caring for Muslims is? You just let them run rampant, in my old age I couldn't keep up with them and that Russia....oh what is it with you and that Russia family? Seems he and his now departed father (A cruel vicious man that Soviet Union...) have had it in for you. What did you do to get them so angry?

>>7424007

The south was a bunch of backwards gits who had made sure almost every facet of their economy ran on slave-worked farms, of COURSE the U.S. didn't want to destabilize half of its own body for morality's sake.

>>7424007
I said in 1776
or do you honestly believe slavery was acceptable in the colonies but abolished everywhere else. racism is rampant even in darwins time to today, and sexism frequently too. but in 1776 i know one place I can go to avoid religious oppression with ease. may not make me popular with the neighbors, but its a far better option.

>>7424007
So what you're saying is that no one was placed into indentured servitude? Or that Asia and the Middle East didn't have a thriving slave-trade long after Europe and even America abolished slavery?

Sure, among the first world countries America is pretty oppressive to the non-whites, but it was a lot worse elsewhere.

>>7424036

I have no idea, he was cool and all when we were running together against Nazi Germany and HIS gang, but all of a sudden after that he just started throwing rocks at us.

The old man died of a heart attack, why the hell his son blames that on us I have no idea.

>>7424051

Er, yeah, about the religious freedom; you avoided religious persecution, if your religion happened to be the same as the people running your town.

So basically you had to hightail it out of wherever you landed and hope you found a colony that shared your religion. Good luck being Jewish.

>>7424057
Being the best of the worst is not something to be proud of.

>>7424073
>Implying jew bankers weren't needed everywhere.

>>7424019
>shilelagh
God you're a nerd America.

>>7424059

Oh that Nazi boy and his father...such awful little cretins and the rest of their family were such nice boys.

But what the duece did you do to Japan?
You didn't just throw rocks at them you dropped a boulder on them! He may have been a Jap and thus a bit crazy but he was so small and weedy. There was no call for that.

>>7424088

Oh, right, after all the drink it's more of a lake reed now.

>>7424077
So I guess losing all those wars against the Danes didn't make you feel too good about being the best of the worst, huh?

>>7424094

Mom. He destroyed my bike.

He fucking DESTROYED my bike, do you know how much time and effort I put into that thing? I was crushed!

>>7424094
Don't forget that it was your demands for repayment which caused all the resentment in the German family.

>>7424109

Still there are limits young man!

By all rights he deserved a sound thrashing but you took it a step too far. Even if old man China was cheering you on.

>>7424138

I only meant to crush his car, I didn't realize the fucker was sitting in it! I even paid for the hospital bills afterward!

>>7424162

Well so long as you made things right with the poor chap. He never did walk the same afterwards but it certainly got him out of his shell.

ALSO! Whats this I hear about you getting involved with the Vietnam family? Don't they have enough problems without you sticking your nose where it isn't welcome?

>>7424183

C'mon, we were dating at the time and Russia was telling her brother to do fucked up shit. We were just trying to help.

>>7424183
You're one to talk, or did you forget your tussle with that nice Korean lady and her ugly-as-sin children?

>>7424215

We were not involving ourselves in private family affairs.

>>7424207

Never the less you really overdid it that time. As usual. Honestly going in fists first. Did you even TRY to talk to the boy?

>>7424243

Did you even SEE what he was doing? His OWN SISTER, ma!

>>7424258

If you had bothered to look at the local culture you would have noticed its rather normal there.

>>7424243
Oh sure, go ahead and slap a woman then insult her children but god forbid you insinuate her husband beats her. Oh, wait, you did that. You even tried to stop her husband from getting into his own house. You shouldn't throw stones when you live in a house of glass.

Stop! Stop this fighting! Can't you see you're tearing this family apart?

>>7424059
It could be the part where you keep saying you killed him.

>>7424279

Oh dear look our arguing made New Zealand cry....there there its ok sweetie.

>>7424295
You shouldn't baby the boy or he'll never grow up.

>>7424287

Not my fault the geezer kept a grudge, I sure as fuck didn't do anything to him but throw his rocks back over the fence.

>>7423852
Canada here. Hey mom, you still think I'm in the basement? Christ, put your glasses on, that's a bloody photograph! I know you've gone a little loopy with all the doctors and the cameras and the other crazy shit but please...pull through. We'll get you out of this somehow. I think it's getting me too, though...Dr. Harper says it's normal but I'm starting to wonder if they're all just using us for some mad experiment.

>>7424302

You know New Zealand has special needs, stop being cruel.

>>7424317

He was a wicked little man. You do know he just kept throwing those same rocks back don't you?
Honestly it amazes your mother how dense you can be sometimes.

>>7424338
Dense? What about the 'feud' you've had with that French family across the way? How long has that been going on now?

>>7424332

That was your brother who said you were still in the basement!

And yes I know my minds getting a bit frayed around the edges...thats just how it is in our family. The doctors are talking about a new course of medicines though that might have an effect.

>>7424352

Young man don't you be sassing me about those French. They are awful evil little men and you had the gall to run away with them when you were younger! Your mother was so horrified by that. Absolutely disgusted.

>>7424388
You realize they stopped caring about that feud right around when we left them, right? We break their daughter's heart and now they're out for us, yet you still carry a torch pretending your feud isn't one-sided.

Darn it cant you kids calm down and behave, dont make me open the spider box again....

>>7424405

They just think I'm going senile and useless in my old age!

Well yes I am going senile but I'm not useless yet dammit.

>>7424364
Sincere apologies Mother, I must have not heard properly.


Now what about America's latest stunt. You'd think that we would have learned not to let America invest our money, but no, we were foolish enough to listen to his latest get rich quick scheme. "Just let the market decide," he said, "lower regulations", he said, he forgot all bout that nastiness in the thirties altogether.

>>7424418
Mom, the last time you tried to lift a simple loaf of bread you broke a hip.

>>7424438

And yet you still come running home to your mother for help with those muslims in those awful sand countries you're obsessed with.

>>7424436

*sob* I know!

I hoped he had changed. That he'd learned the lessons of his past but he just made the same mistake...at least he tries to set things right afterwards.

/tg/ I love you

>>7424464
Actually we went running to Canada. But, being the momma's boy he is, he had to call you to check in. Then you up and invited yourself.

>>7424466

You know if Hetalia had this then it would have been worth watching.

>>7424489
FUCK YOU HETALIA WAS HILARIOUS.

>>7424436

Hey, the thirties were NOT our fault! We caught a cold and a bunch of lickspittles decided to fuck with our investments over it!

>>7424483

And I did a better job than you. Still you refused to listen to your mother. I've dealt with Muslims before son and I know how to make them behave but oh no you were all "Nah ma they'll love this freedom thing honest! no need to worry they'll welcome us and it'll be great!"

You just don't understand the people in that part of the world son. Even back when I was a young girl me and the rest of Europe couldn't control them. They're like animals.

>>7424464
Yes, but that Churchill man said it best, "The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative."

>>7424501

It was funny at times.

But having the "British Empire family" would have made it so much more funny

>>7424517
When you were a young girl the spear was new. Back then, everyone was an animal. Times are changing, mom. You need to grow with them.

>>7424520

At least we taught our boy some morals and sense. Even if he doesn't listen to them most of the time.

Still all this has me feeling rather tired and its almost time to meet the girls for bingo down at the club so I'll be off now. Stay safe dearies.

/tg/, you baffle me sometimes. Someone creates a normal thread and 50 posts later we get the furry porn. Someone just starts a thread with a furry image and we are talking about countries.

wtf

>>7424555
We could talk about those cocks you obviously love to suck. Would you rather talk about that?

>>7424505
True enough, but you learned from that, and built up a bit of common sense about stocks and bonds for a while. Then Regan came in with his great idea to upend everything that gave you your prosperity, for a quick buck. Now look at you, you spend all your money on the lotto hoping that you get lucky.

>>7424555

It's just how /tg/ works.

I just find it funny that this thread turned into good-humored banter rather than the usual "I HATE YOU" bullshit.

>>7424591
I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU HATE THE "I HATE YOU" BULLSHIT. GOD YOU FUCKING MAKE ME SICK.

>>7424601

YEAH WELL FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK-ASSED LITTLE FUCKING FUCKER

>>7424612
YOU CAN'T EVEN STRING TOGETHER INSULTS, FUCKWIT. COME BACK WHEN YOUR BALLS HAVE HAIR ON THEM AND WE'LL HAVE OUR VERBAL PISSING CONTEST LIKE REAL MEN.

Wow, sure is Hetalia in here.

>>7424621

I PISSED ALL OVER YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT AFTER FUCKING HER THEN FUCKED HER AGAIN.

>>7424631
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU GOT HERPES. SHE HAS A TOPICAL CREAM FOR THAT SHE TOOK FROM YOUR MOTHER AFTER GIVING HER HERPES. BUT YOU PROBABLY KNEW YOUR MOM WAS A PUSSYHOUND SINCE YOU KEPT TRYING TO GET INTO HER PANTS AND SHE KEPT TURNING YOU DOWN.

>>7424646

YOU WERE ADOPTED.

>>7424654
INDEED. YOUR MOM TRIED TO ADOPT ME BUT I FUCKED YOUR DAD SO MUCH THAT HE LEFT HER SORRY ASS BEHIND. YOUR MOM NEVER TOLD YOU, BUT SHE SECRETLY BLAMES YOU FOR NOT BEING MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE HIS PLACE.

>107 replies
/tg/ i am dissapoint

>>7424671
>Not paying attention to the thread.
Sagefag, I am disappoint