But some days... Some days nothing happens. Some days a god can just sit back and watch the world. He has nothing but time.

Beardbeard hates those days. He never has any idea what to do with all that free time.

Jump off that freaking cliff like the godslayer you are.

Is...is it?

Is it really?

Why not uplift a rather intelligent animal to sentience? That could be fun.

This is a lie. I know it.

>>7400438
Hug Sunbeard.

Have a beer with another god.

>>7400490
Beardbeard stopped drinking in thread 72. Don't you remember?

>>7400456
No.

We must take a small mountain, and then ride that down the side of this bigger mountain.

It's how we've always gotten down from this cliff, except god-sized.

Oh goody, a nostalgic romp through one of the only 2 genuinely good Quests (this and all related quests to its setting count as a single quest).

I also vote for randomly awakening some animal for shits and giggles.

Visit the BEERBOLDS.

>make sure the kobolds don't go extinct
I fail to see where THIS is at all important.

And besides, we all know the one true god is the mighty Lake God.

>Hug Sunson
My my, how he has grown!

Survey kingdom. (Goddom?)

Go look in on how that one paladin of his is doing.

You know, the drow girl one. Her name was Hoagie or something, right?

>>7400556
That's just Poseidon. Although hey, maybe we should go pay him a visit too, just as a sort of vague apology for the lack of appearances in Dorf Quest proper.

We could also do that for Pelor or whatever his name is, but fuck that guy; he's an asshole.

>>7400566
How long's it been, BeardBeard? You enjoying your godhood when it's going in a more interesting fashion?

How's that god-among-gods Driblis doing?

>>7400462
The last time that happened, the result was Furious George.

It... it didn't quite work out.

What is that tiny dude doing on the nose of a Klansman?

>Ride a smaller mountain down this mountain
You do that.

THIS IS A DAMNED LIE.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. THIS IS ALL A DREAM.

LALALALAJUSTADREAM.

Musclebeard's grave is here! This is where he landed after he fell off of the moon. He was buried so deep from the impact you decided to just bury him there.

>>7400646
Woo! We're at the bottom of the mountain!

Time to take a stroll around the place and see what's been going on with some of our old companions.

>>7400718
Even in death, he was a badass. I bet he struck adamantium.

I though you were king on a furry pedo board now?

>>7400718
Quick, reminisce about the past and the good old days and when it all wasn't so fucking complicated!

...better fix that mountain. You're not Xom, after all.

Go visit Aldwin. Is he still alive?

I guess what I'm trying to say is that you should go back to tgchan and your furfag friends.

>>7400774
Why would you post this, holy shit, i bet religious idiots did this.

>>7400812
Trolls need no reasoning.

>>7400802
Better yet, don't just fix it, make it BETTER!
Carve a few improvements into it before you chuck it back up there.

>>7400812
>i bet religious idiots

You're fucking retarded.

And no, it was a drug cartel in South America killing a spy from a rival.

>Fix the mountain! NO WAIT MAKE IT BETTER!
...You never were a very good craftsdorf.

>How is Driblis doing?
He's settled down with some fisherbold. She and he are having a kid soon. He's the captain of the town guard, and keeps them very safe.

>How is Aldwin doing?
You assume he's still alive. Haven't seen him since Mado's wedding though. He's a good kid.

>>7400860
Go drop in and say hi to the lot of them!

Also, invite Xanatos; she might want to say hi to Coco.

>>7400859
Yeah sure, it's never Religion right?
Religion never did anything bad in the whole history of mankind.

>>7400887
No, it's not religion.

Because nowadays, religious sects kill groups in mass, and just go out and do it.

That killing on the other hand is to send a message. Religious fanatics don't care about scaring only killing.

Also,

>hurr athiestz vs thiests ur tarded durr

Last we heard, Djinnsatan was messing about with the world's magic and making things all weird. How's that been working out?

>>7400860
How's the cute naga medic doing?

>>7400933

Yeah, I know I'm being trolled.

I'm just wasting time waiting for a video to load.

>>7400949
Oh?

Then howabout you suggest something for Beardbeard to do?

Shouldn't you be updating one of your many Touhou quests on tgchan

>Drop in and say hi
Not a bad idea. You head on down to the old windmill.

...Aldwin has done some redecorating.

>naga medic
...Who? Oh! Right. Presley's girl. She's fine, you suppose. Beardbeard never cared much about her.

Xom still mucking about?

Found a nice goddess, or have you decided to, ah, 'marry your axe', so to speak?

>>7401008

Last I recall, we'd made it our new personal mission to woo Xanatos.

Just because.

Since you're a god, gyrate and thrust your hips.

Just to see what happens.

>>7400988
Summon up a keg of the finest Dorfen Ale, then walk in. Always polite to bring a gift.

>trolling the most tg-friendly quest
>wondering why the questers left

How are things in the pantheon?

>Did you find a nice Goddess?
Nah. Looks like Xanatos hit it off with Djinnsatan. And Poseidon never seems to be around.

>Xom still mucking about?
Of course he is. He and Yog got in some big fight over some priestess or another the other day. It got very silly. Apparently they do that a lot?

>Conjure finest dorfen ale as a gift
Done.

Anyway Cultist and her kid answer the door. "Beardbeard! Eets ghood to seeh hyou aghain! What breengs hyou here?"

>>7401100
And they can just stay in their furry shithole tgchan.

"Uh. I got you a present."

>>7401142
"Had a day off, figured I'd drop in and see how you folks were doing"

I don't know anything about this, but I was enjoying the drawings.

*bump*

>>7401142
> no goddesses left to mack on

Well, I guess that's all the more incentive to go and check on that drow paladin girl, whatever her name is. Muffaletta, maybe?

>>7401197
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Dorf%20Quest

Right, make sure cultist is taking shit from no one.
Make sure no one is taking shit from no one.
Make sure that wherever people struggle against the tyranny of the stars and their destiny you are their to lend them strength!
After, you know. Tea and stuff.

Also, totally bless that child.

>>7401271
Bless kid with nice, straight teeth.

"I had a day off, so I thought I'd drop in. Brought some ale."

"Hwhy thank hyou! ALDWIN! HWE HAVE A GUEEEST!"

Make the baby hilariously strong as a boon.

Bless the kid with the might to lift mountains, the wisdom to use said strength responsibly, and enough thirst for adventure that he never need be burdened by said wisdom so long as he may live and beyond.

>>7401303
Nope. Lily is going to be the strong one in that relationship.

Bless the kid with Craft skills instead, so that he can make his own dresses later. Not that Beardbeard realized the Craft skills would be used on dresses.

Bless him so that whenever hes wearing manly clothing he's super-duper strong

>Bless child with straight teeth and strength
You give him your blessing, pretty sure straight teeth isn't in your domain but why not try, right? Cultist thanks you happily.

kickass.

Just to be sure though we should find out who the god of straight teeth is and see if we can't buy the domain off of them or something.

This whole thread is d'awwww worthy.

Ask what's for dinner.

So how's Aldwin doing?

>>7401472
Might as well check in with him.
Also the dorfen city whatever happened to that.

>>7401445
With our luck we'd end up with a bunch of tooth fairies mucking about. Just see if it's someone elses department and ask them to give the boon.

>>7401512
Tooth fairies can be exchanged for goods and services. I see no problem with this.

"How's Aldwin doing?"

"Askh heem hyourself!" Cultist replies, leading you into the house. "He's upstairs, hworkeeng on the hweendows. He's gotten so ghood weeth hees hands!"

I see no reason why we can't add our GODLY CRAFTSDORFSHIP to this endevor

>>7401613
>He's gotten so ghood weeth hees hands!"
Perhapse we should give our Crafting domain to him.

>>7401637
Nah. If were gonna give that up, let's give it to some mortal dorfy babe we wanna hook up with.

>>7401637
lets um... test his handiwork out first...

>>7401657
screw that! domains for everyone!

>ghood weeth hees hands
Lucky girl.

go upstairs and find him.

"Hey Aldwin."

"Hello! Just give me a minute to finish this up, okay?"

"Need a hand, lad?"

"Oh, sure! Could you hold this up so I can fasten it in place?"

"So how has godhood been, Beardbeard?"

"Eh. Not bad. Its a lot of work. I miss adventurin' sometimes."

"Yeah, me too, sometimes. But carpentry has been a lot of fun, really! And it makes Cultist so happy."

Anything I should talk about with him?

>>7401751
do this... WITH MIND BULLETS

>>7401767
Inform him of your musings on adventuran thoughout the cosmos.

Warn him that his child as an epic destiny ahead of him. An epic destiny filled with straight teeth.

Then ask him if he wants to be the god of woodcarpentryness

>>7401767
Advice for things to do with his time off

ask for lessons in crafting

Challenge him...

TO A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME!

>>7401806
This

"Hey Aldwin. Do you wanna do something in your free time some time?"

"Sure! That'd be nice. Finlay and I go out hunting every so often, and I have to take care of the family, but I can probably spare a few evenings. Did you have anything specific in mind?"

"Children's card game?"

...

"...Any time."

>>7401893

Bet domain of crafting. If Aldwin loses, we get to bestow epic destiny on his kid.

>>7401940
This. A thousand times this.

WE WILL GROOM THIS KID INTO AN ADVENTURER THE LIKES OF WHICH THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE

You know - we could check in on Garelf.

And cause havoc is so doing.

We may have some challenge there too.

"I'll bet you my crafting divinity, since you're a lot better at that than I am. And if I win... I'll give your kid an epic destiny."

"I'll accept those odds. :3"

"And uh. Speaking of crafting, do you mind teaching me how some time?"

"Oh sure. Hop on by whenever you're free. You can help me prop up the outer room better. Its a little shaky right now."

>>7401940 Here.

Training from all of our acquaintances, friends, and rivals?

This kid will be known as God-King Cardsharp.

>>7401811


THIS

>>7402018

Oh shit. Aldwin's got his :3 face on.

:3 <3

The power of laziness compels you to kick his ass.

Trust in the heart of the cards, Beardbeard! We believe in you!

>>7402018

Use god-powers to scrape out a win, then give Aldwin crafting dominion anyway, after bestowing epic destiny on child.

Fuck. Wish I could stay up for this. You rock Gnome. Don't do anything I wouldnt do, /tg/.

>>7402142
If at all possible, do this.

I think what's needed here is for us to wake up from a drunken crawl someplace weird.

Aldwin selected the Children's Card Game, because Beardbeard doesn't know any.

"Do you have any threes?"

"...That's not how you play this game, Beardbeard."

"...Oh. Cuz I have a three."

If you have any brilliant ways to help BB win, now is the time for them.

>>7402209
HAVE HIM ACTIVATE YOUR TRAP CARD!

"Look behind you!"

>>7402209
You may wish to learn to play first. Or excuse yourself and call up HIS god for advice. You're stronger than him anyway.

For a game neither we nor he knows the rules of? Why OBVIOUSLY we have MANY brilliant ideas for that.

Uhhhh....

Get Aldwin incredibly drunk.

>>7402209
Play Dragons Mirror, removing five dragons from your graveyard to summon the almighty Five Headed Dragon.

"Alright, I'll sacrifice a turtle to summon a goat."

"The turtle is better than the goat..."

"You activated my trap card!"

"...This game doesn't have those."

"I tap two clams so I can-"

"Beardbeard stop making up rules!"

"Ummm I'll play the Dragon Mirror to-"

"Is that even a real card?"

Use Cheatyface

>>7402281
"Yes, yes it is. Here, see?"

When he leans over to look, flick his nose.

>>7402283
This. While that conversation was happening Beardbeard played over 9000 Cheatyfaces.

Get Aldwin incredibly drunk.

>>7402209
Everyone knows that these games are won by the guy who can lie the most.
All you have to do is lay down a card, come up with a complicated reason for why it beats all the other cards, and DO NOT ALLOW ALDWIN TO DO THE SAME.

Essentially, it's the much more sophisticated playground method of,
"I win because I have lasers."
"Well, I have a forcefield! It blocks lasers."
"Nuh uh because my lasers are special piercing lasers and they pierce through forcefields."
"But my forcefields block even special piercing lasers!"
"But my lasers are specially designed to pierce through special pierce-proof forcefields so I win anyway."

THIS IS HOW YOU WIN. DO NOT RELENT FROM THIS METHOD.

Summon a bunch of monsters in one turn.

>>7402332
>"But my forcefields block even special piercing lasers!"
Well my lasers hit every point in space/time at once, so I win.

Make the game into a drinking game. Tell him for every card played he has to drink, for every card we play we'll drink twice as much. We'll still be infinitely less drunk then he is, but we'll remedy that by celebrating with a lake filled with delicious alcohol in celebration of our victory over his inebriated self.

>>7402281
explain to him that you are trying -very hard- not to make up rules, and you're certain you'll get it right soon.

"I win because I have lasers."

"There aren't any laser cards in Animal: the Rampage."

"But my lasers pierce force fields."

"...Dammit Beardbeard, listen to me for a second."

"Well my lasers hit every point in space/time at once, so I win."

"That's not how you win this game Beardbeard."

>>7402332

Have your Catapult Turtle fire a Iron Clam at each of Aldwin's monsters, then activate both Clam's special abilities to draw two cards from your deck, by removing them from play.

Then, use Turtle's secondary ability to send a card to the graveyard, to launch the remaining card directly at Aldwin, taking out all of his Life Points, thus winning the game.

>>7402408

>>7402405
Beardbeard! Just let the man talk! Let him explain the rules to the game, then when he's finished, do the crazy shit other people have suggested.

...Got any threes?

Give him *that smile*

Ask: "Ok. How do I win?"

But do give him *that smile*

>>7402430
Lulz, I love how they make up rules occasionally.

Mulligan

>>7402281
make it into a drinking game!

>>7402442
after he explains the rules, cheat a 3 into your hand.

it'll be the winning move!

>Explain the rules
Oh, Aldwin did that before. You weren't listening.

"Okay, I'll use my catapult turtle to launch both of my clams into your monsters, destroying them."

"...Where did you get those cheatyfaces?"

"Got any threes?"

"Beardbeard are you even trying? Okay I'm attacking with my gazelle and my walrus. Do you block with your goat?"

>>7402628
Declare the whole thing a farce and give the kid an epic destiny anyways.

He is a god after all, he can do that.

>>7402628

....FFFFFFFUUUUUUU NOTHING'S WORKING.

Those Cheatyfaces are totally legit now, block with a bunch of them.

Might as well block with the goat.

>>7402628
block the walrus!

your character can easily eat a gazelle. they're like the mcdonalds of the animal kingdom!

explain this if aldwyn disagrees.

HE'S ATTACKING. THAT IS THE TEXTBOOK ACTIVATION OF A TRAP CARD.

"I block with my cheatyfaces."

"...Well okay, but those aren't even from this game."

"But I blocked with them."

"...Alright. You blocked with your cheatyfaces. You activated my trap card, which destroys all copies of a named card on the field. I name Cheatyface."

"...Drat."

>>7402713
HE'S CHEATING! HE SAID THIS GAME DIDN'T HAVE TRAP CARDS!

>>7402713

Play Trap Jammer!

>>7402731
this game doesn't have cheatyfaces either.

>>7402750
Quickly, commence mexican standoff

>>7402713
how about twos, you got any twos?

Yah.

Does this game have an ending?

Oh boy. Looks like Gnome got tired of not being an attention whore. So what is this, the 312th DorfQuest thread?

>>7402713
Sacrifice your goat to summon a T-REX

>>7402817
Shows what you know, it's the 317th!

All right Beardbeard, time to unleash your secret weapon.
Summon Adepticus, Squirrel Warlord in strike position!
Its power is unrivaled, only the heart of the cards would save him from such a mighty play.

>>7402768

Not as easy as it sounds, believe me. I've stood on a few Mexicans in my time.

"I play Trap Jammer!"

"I counter with Mystical Typhoon."

"I uh. Hmm."

Lily: "Play that one, then attack with everything."

>>7402842
This kind of reminds of the time that Drew came back. Except that Drew didn't really make a lot of threads, and the ones he did make were awesome. So apart from those factors this thread is exactly like that.

Play De-Spell

>>7402861
SACRIFICE THE GOAT TO SUMMON THE T-REX.
It worked ins Jurasic Park

>>7402861
Do it!

>>7402861
Disregard her advice. What could a kid possibly know about a children's card game?

>>7402713

Tap two Grains and a Field to Summon the Bull from your hand. Tap three Fields to Summon the Wings enchantment and enchant Bull, then attack his Farmstead directly.

>>7402861

Lily!

Beardbeard, quick! Do EXACTLY what Lily says to do! Then give her an epic destiny as well!

>>7402900
YES! And if questioned on why, just say we never said we wouldn't!

>>7402861
Play Dark Bribe, sacrificing 1000 life points to disable his whatever!

"I sacrifice my goat to summon a T Rex."

"Okay, tha- wait. That's a valid move. Wow. Okay, keep going."

"Then I play this thing and attack with everything."

"...Alright. I double block, destroying your T-Rex at the cost of both of my creatures. I take a bit of extra damage on the side. On my turn I summon two swarms and pass."

Lily: "If he hits with those next turn, you lose."

Turn the game into a game of Mornington Crescent. Continue like this until everyone hates you and refuses to be anywhere near you anymore causing you to win by default.

You've never won anything by defending yourself before. Why start now?
Play something and attack anyhow!

Make a bad thread. Then make thirty more!

You attack all out!

He takes the hit, and survives with barely any life points left. He attacks back for the game, putting this overly-long and somewhat boring duel to rest.

>>7403121
welp, time to give him that crafting divinity. go man go!

>>7403121
>overly-long and somewhat boring duel

Lampshading doesn't make you a better DM, Gnome.

>>7403121

Give the youngest and Lily epic destinies anyway. You're a god, it's not exactly against the rules for you.

>>7403121
THIS IS A FARCE!

YOUR KID? EPIC DESTINY!

YOU? CRAFTING GOD!

LILY? ALSO EPIC DESTINY!

Beardbeard never actually said that he wouldn't also give Aldwin an Epic Destiny if Aldwin won.

>>7403158
AND THE WIFE GETS HER PRE-BIRTH STOMACH BACK!

BECAUSE YOU'RE A BENEVOLENT GOD

>>7403121
Dramatically declare with lots of booming voiceness that his child will have an epic destiny ANYWAYS. BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING BEARDBEARD.
And that destiny shall be...!

Being the child of a god who loves him very much.
Then hand over that Divinity. "Just kidding."

Maybe brofist Aldwin. He's a good kid.

>>7403193
This is probably a better idea than meddling with people who aren't aware of our little bet.

>>7403193
wait, we have to say what the destiny is?

can't we just give them an "epic destiny" and then have them go marysue off on their own? maybe we can check back once in a while to watch him fight skelekles, ancient roman liche wizard who has an armada of werewolf legionairres.

>Crafting divinity giving is go!
>brofist Aldwin his powers
Props given. Now Aldwin is the god of Carpentry and Metalworking. That should help around the house.

>>7400425

Give them the destinies to have infinite potential.

Add in a "They can use this to be either the greatest heroes or the most terrible villains" speech for added effect. Then brofist Aldwin.

bro fist!!!

I can't help but wonder how Cultist is going to take this.

>>7403319
I'm sure Aldwin will _make_ it up to her

>How does Cultist take this?
I'm not sure what that expression means.

IN BEFORE WE GAMBLE AWAY ALL OF OUR DIVINITY RENDERING US A MORTAL AGAIN. I AM SURE IT WILL BE TOUCHING AND POIGNANT AND TAKE SIXTY THREADS TO ACHIEVE.

AWAY, LET US BE OFF TO THE KOBOLDS SO WE CAN ELEVATE THEIR LEADER TO GODHOOD TOO.

Yeah...
Now seems like a good time to sneak away before we have to do something troublesome, like explain ourselves.

>>7403484

Give the kids infinite potential beforehand.

Trust me, one day, we'll be in over our heads, and our Champions will be able to save us.

Isn't it a bit odd being a cultist for one god and being married to another?

You bid the Cardsharp family a fond farewell, and expect to see Aldwin a lot more in the near future. Maybe you should hop in on Driblis for a bit...

...Oh hello Fate.

He looks unhappy with you.

>>7403555
Is that Jesus next to the woman with the baby?

I'm going to guess this falls squarely in the "pissing Fate off" category.
>>7403580
I think it's Coco.

>>7403578
"HI FATE. Did you get taller?"
"What're you gonna yell at me about today?"
"I didn't even blow anything up this time I don't see why you're pissed."

>>7403596

man, why haven't we killed fate yet.

why can't we kill fate.

stupid fate being older than us. we need to somehow go back to before fate was around, so he can't boss us about any more.

>>7403626
Fate seems like a pretty cool guy.
It's just that Beardbeard is the guy that is awesome to hang out with for an hour or two every once a while, but then he gets a job in the cubicle next you and now you have to deal with him every goddamn day and one of these days you're just going to pick up your heavy duty stapler and sneak up behind him as he tells the same fucking joke for the 8th time this week and

>>7403668
well, in that case, let's fuck with fate.

first order is to ask what's up.

"HI FATE. Did you get taller?"

"Beardbeard, I've always been this tall."

"What're you gonna yell at me about today?"

"You just gave away a divinity."

"I didn't even blow anything up this time I don't see why you're pissed."

"No, you didn't, which is commendable. But what exactly do you think you are doing, making new gods?"

>>7403687

"The pantheon life is getting boring, Fate. I figure, why not add a few gods, give a few kids epic destinies, and liven up the world? It'll be more interesting, and I don't get blamed for stuff blowing up. Not immediately, anyway."

>>7403687
well, the intended goal was epic destinies. but deals were made, problems happened, contests were lost, and divinity switched hands.

These things happen when you're living on the edge.

>>7403687
"Well, it's like this: I suck at Crafting. Aldwin is really GOOD at Crafting. Aldwin's a good kid. So I figured, 'Why not make him the God of Crafting'. Now there's a God of Crafting that doesn't suck.
It's not like it matters. You said yourself Divinity can't be created, it's already covering everything there is to have. Remember? Remember when you said that~ You remember. I just moved the power around a little.
And we had a game before it happened and he beat me so it was like a Challenge of Divinity except nobody died. I like those kinds of challenges.
So what was the problem again."

>>7403687
Isn't it normal for a god to have Demi-gods to rule under him?

"Well, I suck at Crafting. Aldwin is really GOOD at Crafting. Aldwin's a good kid. So I gave him some godhood. He beat me at a challenge and everything, it just wasn't to the death. What's the problem here?"

Fate sighs. "...Nothing. Forget it. I'll see you later Beardbeard."

And then he left.

>>7403806
Attempt to explain to him that, as the God of Fate, this is somehow his fault.

I think Fate is shocked that we gave up being "God of Dorfs" so easily after we worked so hard to have it.

>>7403836
We never cared about the Crafting bit, though. We just wanted the part that makes beer.

Anyway, let's go say hi to Presley or the Kobolds or something. What's Buzzardloved looking like nowadays?

>>7403836
...Whoops?

>>7403861
THINK OF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT SUFFERED FOR OUR SELFISH QUEST.

AND WE DO IT JUST LIKE THAT?

>>7403836

We're still God of Dorfs, we just outsourced Crafting to Aldwin.

>>7403878 >>7403882
Besides, we don't give a shit about Dorfs. Our chosen people are Kobolds!

Crafting sux for BB, keep all your other powers though.

Is there something we aren't taking into account?

Did we put Aldwin in danger by making him a god? Something else we didn't think of?

Reach back into the void and yank Fate back here to explain right the fuck now.

AGH DAMMIT you have prayers. Break's over. Time to get back to work.

>>7403913

Maybe we made Zom mad indirectly. His priestess is married to another god, and they had a kid.

Let's go see Xom, make sure he's not pissed, shall we?

We probably did put Aldwin in some danger. Gods are a target.

>>7403913
Well, Aldwin's probably more likely to have random assholes trying to come kill him to steal his divinity, now, but that's just the price you pay for being a god.
Aldwin accepted it, anyway, it's not like we forced it on him. And if he needs help with something, we'll come because he's a bro.
So yeah. Good day so far.

And thus end the adventures of Beardbeard Godslayer. He continued to have many more minor adventures during his various breaks in divine duties, making sure to kick back and enjoy his days whenever possible.

>>7403913
Well, he's vulnerable to challenges for his godhood now. I'm not sure others will be likely to battle him via children's card games.

>>7403930
Come to think of it, Xom's in an argument with Fate right now, isn't he...

Yeah, I think you're good if you stop now.

Let's go find something huge and punch it.

What do most gods do all day, anyway?

>>7403942

From hugging busts and drowning to giving a bro godhood. How far we have come.

>>7403981
>>7403942
yeah, this was a good thing.

I like what happened here.

Gnome, you're allright. feel free to come by and run another quest sometime.

>>7403948
Yog, I think

>>7403995
>Gnome
>run another quest

Haha. Oh wow. As if Gnome is going to do anything besides peddle the same old tired shit.

>>7404303
>Gnome
>Same old shit
http://www1.tgchan.org/wiki/Gnome
...? He has a pretty wide variety of works, my friend.

>>7404303
trolls always bitchin about tgchan but suddenly it's like it don't exist

>>7404707
It's almost like the trolls don't actually know very much about it.

>>7405819
I don't understand this. Why is it that people who don't like tgchan don't often go to tgchan?

>>7405829
I don't know, same reason you would kick up a shitstorm about it two hours after the last post?

People who complain about Gnome have obviously never DMed. Keep up the decent work, chap.

>>7403942
Awesome thread