Earth is for humans and humans alone, abomination.

Kindly roll over and die.

FUCKIN MONSTERS EAT SHIT AND DIE

Good. Put 'em all in camps, I say.

I'm so sick of these freaks walking around like they deserve to be treated like normal, decent people. Normal people don't try to drink your blood, or possess you, or get ectoplasm all over your damn ceiling. Man, just last night I heard something rooting around in the trash. I figured it was a 'coon or a dog or something, so I went to check with my shotgun. Damn thing was some sort of giant wolf thing, and it bit me right on the shin before I managed to scare it off. That sort of thing wouldn't happen if those bleeding-hearts at the SRA weren't so squeamish about doing their jobs.

I've probably got some sort of infection or something, I'm feeling all itchy, like I need to shave all over. Least the wound's healed up fast.

Fuck them and fuck their rules.

I've managed this far on my own and I don't need them for "protection"

>This is KGB all over again
You say it like that's a bad thing. I hope you enjoy cold weather.

>>13134900
TRAITOR

ITT:OTHERKIN

OTHERKIN EVERYWHERE

> also did anyone figure out what that site is virally advertising?

>>13134896
Sir, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you...

>>13134896

SNs with capability to converse or that adapted to human society don't actively harass humans under any circumstances, that is like generalizing how humans are monsters due to few individuals responsible of massive genocides

Like humans, SNs have their bad apples and are equally dangerous. AIDS/HIV+ Positive rapists are comparable to rabid lycanthrope attacks, they aren't huam anymore but are out to get people just to satisfy their thrills regardless what they might give the the vicitm.

>>13134900

Is that a new appendage growing out of you? How in the love christ are you alive with that much alcohol in your veins and all that radiation?

Refrain from moving if you could, it makes the extraction much easier

Man, once again, the paranoid anti-SRA propaganda makes it's ugly head shown.

Look, I'll head to the site and

Fuck.

I don't know what to say. I don't know what to do. They can't pull this shit. This has to be the work of hackers or something. Right?

Meh, the registration itself was a horrible process, but at least now I can sort of live like what they call a normal person. Still though, better than before. At least it seems that way.

Cops can be real assholes about it though, if you get pulled over and you have to give your other license. Actually anywhere that requires showing it, it's like pulling out a big sign that says "Treat me like shit, you can get away with it!"

Me and the boys in the Union know what its like to deal with you so-called Supernaturals. Pretending you have rights, that your citizens? Well I got news for you bucko, this isn't War, its Pest Control. I know what its like, to come home from a hard day of work, getting screwed over by the Man, only to find the shredded remains of your family. I have friends who've suffered worse. Things wearing our children's skins. Things that rape your mind untill you go mad.

I even have a Buddy who works for the Valks. The stories he tells, puts old fashioned Bloodsuckers and Wolfmen to shame.

So SRA? Thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart and the heart of every true Human for making our neighbourhoods truly, truly safe.

Also, you freaks who don't register? Millita-work. Guess who'll be the first to volunteer.

ITT: Everyone is either Frank Grimes or Mark Lilly.

>>13134952

GTFO sub-race.

Oh I know how SRA hires people and employes them, ever had a zombie tech-support? Fucking shitcunts can´t even talk proper and I am pretty sure he dropped his jaw during his/her "instructions"

I can only be thankful that I couldn't smell that.. creature over phone.

>>13134956

But Mark isn't a virgin and Grimes has a powerful cock

ITT: Praise the Emperor!

... seems kinda draconian, particularly given that this world/ ALT world tensions are pretty high.

Lord knows we don't want another Interplanar war.

The first 3 were terrible.

>>13134962

Amen to that brother. Fuckin' unnaturals taking our jobs. At least the Mexicans don't leave their rotting body parts all over the place, or spew blood on you or whatever the hell these freaks do.

I honestly hope this SRA, as pansy-ass as it is, is just a step towards what we've all been wanting- a proper Segregation Committee.

We all know what happened in Alabama when they tried to let those freak kids go to school with the regulars, afterall.

>>13134942
>implying slime can grow appendage

>ITT: Ignorant fucks

My friend asked me to vouch for her in the registration process, and I gladly obliged.

They're people too dammit, you don't know!

>>13134952

Cops are assholes even if you are registered, stopping me ALL the time for having overly large vehicle and "not having legs to drive with"

Fuckers. Then they have the balls to throw something like "snake eyes" at you.

>>13134981
Hey, fuck you, man! I went to school with you so-called 'regulars', and nothing fucking happened. Maybe if you fuckers weren't so hung up on beating the living shit out of innocent paras whenever possible, shit like that wouldn't happen! Besides, it's not like a human kid ever came to school with a gun, right?

>>13134989

I saw some police beating a poor... well I didn't know what he was by looking, but they were beating him and he wasn't resiting or anything!

I mean I don't know what he did to provoke that response, it was probably justified, but I don't think they should have kept on like that. Just taze or spray them and be done with it. It was brutal and didn't seem humane at all. We can at least treat them proper.

Guys what game is this?

>>13134982

Technically, pressurized clear latex or something can be used for cast for slimes in order to function in human society.

Sort of a reverse-hazmat suit, if you will. Nutrients and moisture can be added if required with hypodermic needles.

Project that I´ve been working with is working so far, only problem here is durability..

>>13134998

Our kids wouldn't need to bring guns to school if they didnt feel shit scared about what you paras could do. And some of the things the psykes can do? Not just a threat to classmates, but to every living thing within a mile. I've heard the stories, read the news they try to keep quiet, because they KNOW we'll defend ourselves if the truth came out.

I went to school without paras, and it pains me to know that my kids might have to share a lunch queue with someone who needs a special lunch pass to eat raw hearts.

My cousin is a werewolf and because of that fucker our whole family had to be processed.
We are all humans why are my rights being threatened because some monster is related to me.

>>13135016

because using cow hearts to feed growing vampires is such a terrible thing? It's not like you wouldn't kill them anyway.

and there are plenty of cases in which more mundane fleshlings have taken guns to school despite lack of prime level magicks.

A gun is just a very powerful thing.

>>13135016
Because Columbin totally wasn't a segrated school, right?

Fuck you all.

>>13134980 ... seems kinda draconian

Hey, fuck you. We dragons have done nothing to deserve that bigoted language.

>>13135016

Psychic nullfiers are in use for andolescene and anyone troubles controlling their habit, futhermore Supernaturals eat regular food just like humans only prepared differently.

Just because you think eggs large as your head or rocks doesn't make it disgusting, hell there are kids that don´t eat at all.

Elementals or "higher" constructs like homunculus

>>13135016
>Implying that kids haven't bringing guns to schools for ages, from gang violence and fuckwittedness.

Remember Columbine? That segregated school? Where norms shot up norms?

Yeah. Nice selective memory there, racist.

>>13135044

sorry, man.

can't help it if there are some unrelated entomologies that gives dragons a bad name.

>>13135016
>>And some of the things the psykes can do? Not just a threat to classmates, but to every living thing within a mile.

I'm sorry you feel that way, but please. There's absolutely no danger posed to normals. We police our own very well.

Seriously? More of this shit? God dammit, just register already guys. Seriously. Took me enough cops busting on my door to finally just buck up and do it. I'm a zombie, okay, I admit it. I came back, didn't want to, but I did.

On top of losing hair, flesh falling off and the smell, I got arrested because I asked some vice-cop directions on where to get to the nearest kitchen that served food for my kind, you know, like a government one? Well forget about getting out of jail free. They mocked me, spat on me, kicked me out on my ass two days later with a dead cat in my hands.

Two days later, I register and you know what? Cops are still jerks to me, but at least they don't drag my ass downtown anymore to spend 36 hours in lock-up with nothing but an increasingly tasty looking drunk. Hell, I've even got a job now doing garbage work. More then I was doing before.

>>13135044

As if your kind didn´t treat humans like cattle, source of amusement or like prisoners in their own land.

Since when you fed yourself through agriculture? I sure as all hell that you bastards didn´t, fuck because of you there are more flak guns than cows down south.

I've always found you little humans strange.

I mean, I wrought some of you out of clay, for the fun of it, and now you make me identify myself, you THREATEN me should I not have a paper to show who I am?

If not for the weaving of the Universes, I'd have never stood for it. As it is, I am forced to interact with you, and work construction to make ends meet, I, Kioskurber, Shaper of Man, must pull from the Earth iron bones for your buildings.

I still can't see what you like in them over mud-huts. Other than your caged lightning, for the television and refrigerator. I'll give you those. I do enjoy your videeoh games.

I mourn the loss of the good days, when I made you from clay, and taught you love. All I asked was a day when you remembered me, as I worked in the North universe. Now, it is I who must remember, and work, and I must do so so many days.

>>13135077

>Garbage disposal

Disposing yourself or the trash? Considering what couple months walking around in waste as a corpse ought to fucking smell.

I hope for your sake that your house has insulation. There is no way in HELL I am paying for pest control for all those flies and other fucks that come to dine on your dangling eyeballs.

>>13135082

Great, another Promethean with delusions of grandeur and Godhood. So you have some elemental powers and have been around since Sumerian times. Whoop de freakin' do. You werent Gods then and you certainly aren't God now.

Learn 2 Science, you freakin elementals. Humanity is no more your Plaything than it is the Wyrms or the Vamps. At least the Magi are Human.

Link to SRA?

Fuck this. I cannot deal with this shit right now.

I'm gonna get some fucking Jack, and... I don't know. Fuck you all. Just... Fuck you!

>>13135101
I think they're starting to experiment with embalming processes a bit more, to cut out the smell and decay.

Not sure how I feel about that. I mean, sure, I'd rather them smell like embalming fluids than rot, but theoretically they'd last a LOT longer than us normals.

(Most aren't going for it anyways, it seems. Plays havoc with the tendons)

>>13135016

Hi, I'm from an alternate Universe where the border between the worlds is locked down and only a few people every century manage to get through. Kids are totally still shooting each other in schools. It seems that you guys have about one tenth of the school shootings, mostly because the shooters are afraid of getting a spiked tentacle to the face.

>>13135016

Fuck you, my niece is a psyke and all she wants for people to leave her alone.

She can hear everyone's current thoughts, the cacophony is something you couldn't even imagine of and the hurl of insults she can hear before they are even uttered.

You couldn't imagine how bad is it how she can predict events based on thoughts and motives of the students and the school staff couldn´t do jacks shit.

>>13135044

If you dont like the words we use, maybe you could chip in with some of that Hoard of Gold you wyrms carry around, next time I need to apply for an Anti-Aircraft Weapon License for my livestock.

>>13135101

No, I live near the junkyard. Boss said since I ain't got anywhere else to stay, he'll set me up there. Normal amenities for a 'real person,' and it only costs me part of my paycheck. Though, really, other then buying tools and such, I don't need to eat, so it's fine.

Those comments ain't necessary, though. I ain't rotting like the others. One of the lucky ones apparently. So many magical strains of shit out there, I don't know what I got.

Hey guys.

My girlfriend is a hot redhead succubus that registered and voluntarily got her soul-sucking powers dampened.

Shit is CASH.

>>13135129

I saw a zombie that had a TREE growing out of its head.

That is like begging to kill people with both diseases and allrgies.

>>13135147

You stupid college boys would make me sick if you werent so pathetic. You realise its just dampened, not completely removed? You'll still look like a 60 year old prune by the time your 30, boy. Not to mention Succubi can still carry all manner of truly Infernal STD's.

...No, I'm not speaking from experience. fuck you.

>>13134909
What are you talking about?
>>13134942
What. What appendages? What do you mean it's growing? This is not Fallout.

>>13135132 Hi, I'm from an alternate Universe

Oh christ, not this shit again. You fuckers from the Mirror Universe are ALWAYS evil, no matter what you say.

At least you all have those ridiculous goatees so we can single you out.

It feels good to live in the Austro-Zealand coalition. Enjoy your monstrosities, eurofags.

Oh for heaven's sake. Enough with the viral advertising.

>>13135162
Fratboy? HA! I'm a biomedical mechanical engineer.

And let me tell you. having your cock sucked while calibrating cybernetic arms is one of the finer things in life.

>>13135169

I wouldn't laugh it up so hard if I were you. At least the worst we have to worry about in the North Atlantic is Sea Serpents and Kraken...

My daughter got mugged one night by some vampire freak, and even though they bagged the fuck, it's never got better. Now she's on medication and diet supplements, and can't go out with us before dark. Every day I wish for a room, a steak, and five minutes with one of those... creatures.

I'm glad the government made it easier for her, treatment and registration, given our situation and all. But I wish they'd just get rid of them all.

Anyone know where I can find a vampire I'm looking into being turned.

>>13135135
We can help her with that. We can take that curse and turn it into a blessing.

>>13135190

Oh? Humanity not good enough for you? Yeah you can get Turned right here, buddy, on the end of my .22 lead "fangs". Jesus Christ, I despair for the youth of today.

You realise most Vamps will only turn you if you are a virgin? They got some fucked up culture right there.

>>13135121

I guess you are one of the Mundane. Who is to say what is and is not a God? If I wish, I can bring life to a shape I have wrought from Earth.

Also, boy, I was not of the Sumerians. I walked with the Hopi. Well, in my world I did.

That is what pains me most about this whole passing: Your kind does not want me here, but I never wanted to be here. Your "plane" subsumed mine. Your house landed on mine, and you react with anger when I miss my garden.

I am even forbidden my life-giving powers, "until such time as the moral ramifications can be analyzed". I must wait for your philosophers and scientists to tell ME if I may grant life!

I now it is hard for you, but imagine you came home, and a new man lived in it. He made you sign a contract,under threat of violence, and further, forbade you the right of procreation!

You think I view you as playthings? I view you as you view the one called Stalin.

You know it's tough enough being an energy being in a solid world. So what I forget that doors are meant to be opened then walked through, rather than walking through it? So what I forget my solid wrappings so I don't "freak out the solids"? Being confined to only 3 dimensions is cruel and unusual punishment!

>>13135169
Bunyip was here.

While you were at your computer I replaced all of your beer with Fosters. BWAAHAHAHA.

>>13135218

If you hate this Dimension so much, why not ascend? I know most of your kind have, and boy is it easier to breathe knowing that there isnt somebody in the 5th dimension that might be spying on you.

>>13135218

Sure, a lot of the really nasty shit is around us. But at least we can tell a para straight away here, we don't have the monsters masquerading as your friends. Any of the big ocreatures that attack us, we can bring down face to face.

Ha, that made me realize, even our paras our manlier than you sorry lot.

>>13135208

Vampires are kinda the freaks of the supernatural world anyway. They're paler then I am, and I've been dead for weeks. Hell, they only subsist off blood freshly drained?

I mean, I might be a zombie, but those guys freak even me out. I can get by on eating whatever carrion is available, those freaks suck people bone dry. Hell, back before I got turned into a zombie, I refused to donate blood 'cept to the Red Cross because I knew it wasn't getting transferred over to some bullshit agency feeding blood to vamps.

Have you seen how many 'baby' vampire killings there have been? They don't know how to just live on the sidelines, man.

>>13135230
I visit the upper dimensions on holiday, but there's not much to do up there. All they do is watch the lower dimensions like TV, just forever watching TV. You know how dull that gets?

I just hate being confined to up, down, side to side. Once you've gotten the taste of quark left, quark right, quark forward-right...etc. you never wish to give that up. Yet apparently solids are too scared of my natural self, so what if I look to your feeble eyes as massive blue sheets? The special solid wrappings forced to wear to interact with things on this dimension is tolling. Think of it as having to wear a bulky suit with weights, just to touch something and not get contained.

>>13135222
YOU MISERABLE FUCKER, I'LL SEE YOU AND ALL YOUR KIND IN HELL FOR THAT

So, my daughter brought home her first boy today. To my surprise, he's a fuckin'
supernatural too. She's trying to kill me, I swear...

But to be honest, I don't know how to feel. He was polite enough, seemed like a good kid. Still, he's just different. Not the same as us.

Shit, I'm talking like my parents used to talk about foreigners. Guess we end up more like our parents than we want to.

Silly humans and their silly primitive minds, fearing anything they can't comprehend.

I've witnessed a gang of hoodlums beating up a homeless leprechaun for shits and giggles before pissing in his empty pot. Two patrolmen police pulling over a carpool of Vamps right under direct sunlight, browbeating them into cracking open their filtered windows just to see them squirm. A werewolf teacher from my district's school got fired because some snot nosed brats spread empty rumors of him trying to spread his lycantrophy to his students. And that's all just this morning.

Not that it isn't amusing to see the petty nature of men. The same cops can't even dare to look a dragon like me in the eye, knowing they'd need the national guard to back them up if I turned up the heat. I'll admit I got a little kick out of 'accidentally' denting their squad car with a swing of my tail, then putting on that 'coolface' you younglings seem to adore so much. "Problem, officer?"

Rumors in my Wyrm cabal are that one of our own, Dunkelzahn is taking a shot in your human politics. I can't wait to see your collective faces when he makes president.

Seeliekin here.

You humanoid paras should totally come visit Scotland. Sure its part of the pretty authoritarian UK, but the attitudes are much more relaxed when it comes to certain kinds of Paras.

They totally hate Vampires, though. Hard to blame them, really. The only country that halfway gets on with them is, of course, Romania, and thats only because their leadership is shit scared of them.

At least the waters around here aren't polluted as fuck like they are near the US.

>>13135208
Hey just because I'm choosing to live my life(or not) in a way that makes me happy doesn't mean you can treat me with disrespect or "Purge" me like your some holy warrior and not some redneck with an axe to grind.

Salve nox domini!
Ego servus tuus in aeternum!

>>13135280

I'm pretty sure there's an article in the Constitution about only native-born citizens being allowed to be President. And we all know Dragons aren't native to North America.

But yeah, if Dunkelzahn enters high office...damn, might sign up with the Knights of the Golden Circle. Or buy an AT rifle. Whichever is easier.

>>13135269
Hey man I know what you feel, I was dating this solid chick for 3 quarks. She took me to her parental units, and man did they freak. It was like they never seen an energy being before. It was an awkward dinner, I don't process solids or liquids so they kept passing me what they consume. I told them I only consume energy, they look at me like I told them I was a vampire. Needless to say the next micron the solid broke it up due to parental units.

Sic semper tyrranus!

Some of 'em are OK; most ghosts, vamps and psykes are decent folks. Same for Zeds, despite being so fucking ugly.

But those fucking ghouls, man. How anyone can tolerate those cannibals is beyond me.

Sure, they SAY they only live on donations. But you walk by one in the street, and you see the hungry look in their eyes... You can't tell me there's enough people filling out those cadaver donation forms to feed 'em all. One day they'll get hungry enough and turn on us, mark my words.

>>13135287
Don't you speak your devil language at me fangbanger.

>>13135294
What's this North America you talk about? I thought this entire dimension was called "United States" with 50 subsectors.

>>13135299
Don't you mean Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus? Or are you not talking about the dragons?

>>13135307

Cadaver donation forms? Your shitting me, right? Everyone knows there's not enough corpses to go around. I'm a Med Student, and I know how hard it is to get so much as a hand or an eyeball. Where are the Ghouls getting their food?

You all know 100,000 people go missing every year on average, right? Drifters, Runaways, people who just fall through the cracks.

Fuck this cadaver donation bullshit man. I'm half tempted to get my grandmother exhumed, just to check if she's still in her coffin.

>>13135317
What are these Dinosaurs? Are they any way related to the Dragons?

>>13135313
Nope. Much larger than that. There's Canada too! It's even bigger than the United States, but fewer cities and human population. Mainly due to the yeti and wendigo populations maintaining dominion over the woods.

Hispanic-American, here.

So glad I got out of Mexico. The Chubacabra problem is almost as bad as the Drug Cartels.

And don't get me started on the Day of the Dead. At least Halloween is a joke.

Sure is boring-ass repetitive shit in here.

>> sad expeato

>>13135324

Ain't my fault, man. I live off dead animals these days. Got over the illegal body-trade ages ago. Hell, zeds ain't behind it, either. When I was fresh out of the grave, looking for scraps, I went to some of 'em. Only people I EVER saw there were ghouls.

>>13135327
Oh hello! You seem like an informative one. I'm just passing through your dimension, I was wondering, what is this austo-zealandian coalition I heard mentioned before?

>>13135343
Do you Ghouls and Zeds ever get in a fight over who gets to consume what? Does the winner consume the loser?

I think the whole system and registration and policing is necessary, but I do pity the unfortunate para's that are good and morally bound yet still suffer.

Like there's a stranded angel living on the floor above me. She's... or well maybe, it's got to be the kindest person/thing I've ever met, and just being around her/it makes you feel wonderful. Yet the landlord still pisses on them, and they get police raids every week looking for random shit, and more often than not something is planted.

I try to help them out sometimes, they don't deserve it.

>>13135349

You joke, but I heard from my grave-brother that there's a few underground rings where stuff like that happens, super-versus-super. Zeds ain't too big into fighting in them, we're too fragile comparatively, but ghouls are popular.

Australia has the right idea. Banning all immigration of supers. I wish we could do that here too but we don't have the Australian's excuse. Those poor sods are still fighting the Uluru golem. I heard that last week it took out four armoured battalions. I guess when thousands of people die from a Super every month it puts things in perspective.

I just installed BYOND and it isn't fucking working. 2.4 Megabytes of worthless crap.

>>13135364

GET OUT OF HERE SS13 ASTRONAUT

>>13135355 Like there's a stranded angel living on the floor above me.

Yeah right. I'd bet my right arm it's a fucking Succubus just trying to trick you into becoming its next meal.

I've heard that "stranded angel" shtick before.

>>13135386

I don't know, I saw it's fire sword in an open closet once. Don't know how it was able to keep/hide that all this time.

Plus, from what I've heard, Succubi never have problems finding hospitality and good treatment.

>>13135368
Have you heard what happened there? I've heard lots of rumors about it. Some people said that an Old One was summoned by a group of dumb ass scientists.

>ITT Marvel Universe
>MUTIES TOOK OUR JERBS

>>13135386

Hey, don't knock the succubi. I roomed with one for a couple of years, and she was a pretty damn good roommate. Everything was always clean, she was really quiet when she ate, and her half of the rent and bills was always on time.

She offered death-less sex a few times, and we did it once, plus I got a little head on the side, but it never matured into anything. I think we were just meant to be friends.

I call her 4-5 times a year to say 'hi'. Last time she said her new roommate was a total dick and she wished she could move, but the SRA had her locked down to her location, and I can't get out there to help her move someplace else. My job's too good, and now I have kids. Kinda sad.

Guys? I need help. Serious, serious help. Oh god, I am in such deep shit. I just woke up, and I'm covered in blood. It's everywhere, on my bed, my clothes, and what's worse, there is a trail leading downstairs in my apartment.

I screwed up, I know it. I brought a freaking person I killed back to the apartment! I thought I was learning to control the urges, and it's been working! Sure, when I turned 6 months ago, it was hard, but I've been getting better. What am I supposed to do? My roommate isn't up yet, but he's going to call the cops as soon as he gets up for work. I've only got an hour to pack, and I know I should run, but how do I stop them from tracking me? Where should I go? I can hit most of the wilderness areas in the US in about a day.

I know basic survival stuff; I was intelligent enough to pick up a little of that when I realized what had happened to me, but how do I deal with the magical shit? How do I stop fuckers like >>13135197 from just nabbing me from across the state?

Oh god, my life is over

>>13135294

Hohoh, I don't think that'll be a problem for old Dunkel. He did tromp around the North American continent long before your European settlers even arrive. Human minds tend to underestimate ours. Rest assured, if he wants the executive office, he'll find or make a way.

I realize I sound a little uptight about humans. It's just that a majority of you are so short sighted, short lived creatures, not able to think beyond the next few months or years. In my centuries I've only met a handful of humans I enjoyed the company of.

Pic related. It's my late friend Carl. I do so miss our long nights of conversations... The man could stomach some serious deepweed too. Simply wonderful.

I swear to God, if I get stopped by the cops and accused of kidnapping and murder one more fucking time I'm gonna...be angry.

I regged, all that shit. I still get stopped. What the fuck?

I'm sorry.

Don't mean to come to this place. I try to live to sewers in london but men came and flash bright lights and i think that they maybe try to kill.
Now i live in SRA sanctioned shelter. I not allowed to live in sewer and shelter is very bright i do not like. But is like dungeon a little i guess but with no dragons.

I'm sad.

>>13135420
Turn yourself in. It'll show that you, well, show remorse for the crime you technically didn't commit.

They'll help you. Honest. It worked for me.

Ugh. This fucking Redcap discrimination made me so pissed I forgot to put in my name.

>>13135420

Trust me, dude, turn yourself in. It'll make it a LOT harder on anyone you've ever known if you run. I know a guy if you're serious about running, but he's not cheap...

...and he's a Lich.

>>13135434
Just dress like Santa more often. I mean, he's one of the most well known Redcaps there IS, and people don't get up in HIS grille.

Even if they DO think he's an elf for some reason.

>>13135438

no no no no.

Should not trust liches. No no no.

>>13135420

I hope all you freak-lovers are seeing this. This is the sort of monster you're protecting.

>>13135440
That's the thing, I ain't gonna sink to that fucker's level. I'm a law-abiding mechanic, and daily I get cops on my fuckin' doorstep. I swear, just gonna clock one of 'em and drag 'em off. Just to show 'em.

>>13135427

That's sad. Have you tried applying for the type-affiliated work program? The bureaucracy is horrible, but if you can get in touch with the local branch officer, he should be able to transfer you down South, where the coal and mineral mines are. Kobold workers are in high demand there. I'm told there's a large community, quite content with the work, pay and lodgings. Probably because they don't ask for much in the first place.

If you're having trouble getting help, send me the name of your shelter. I'll ask a clerk friend of mine to take a look for you.

>>13135431
Turn myself in? Nice try, SRA-fuck, but I know what happens when you turn yourself in for stuff like this. The public gets enraged, the SRA decides that a nice, cold vault with doctors and cutting tools and a nice, soundproofed insulation works just right for you.

I saw what happened to that poor kid with a little bit of dragon in him. He walked into the SRA building protesting about indignities, and they eventually faked an actual dragon attack just to take him out. They actually blew up their OWN BUILDING, just to have a chance to deep-six him.

Fuck that noise.

Still, does anyone know a way to block magical scrying/tracing? Can I hit up a Magi somewhere? There has to be a sympathetic one somewhere nearby, right?

>>13135438
>>13135441
You fucking hypocrites.

>>13135444
*sigh* Dude, don't do that. I know you're just saying that because it's aggravating, but it's what they WANT you to do, to just prove them right.

If they come so often, get them coffee before the next time they show. Get on their good side.

(Your mileage may vary, though. Things are... different up in Canada. We tend to be a bit more relaxed about things like this)

>>13135454

You can do what you want, but if you're stupid enough to try and head for the wilderness then you really aren't apt to live on the run.

There's still werewolves and shit out there, I can't imagine they'd enjoy one of your kind in their territory.

>>13135465
So? Then they'll nab me for attempted murder if I even offer anything.

Shit's bad in California.

>>13135451

i try. i ask nice human man at SRA building to help find mine because when henderson first comes to london he cannot read or right.

nice human not so nice because henderson is put in medical facility for testing medicals :(

I run. now SRA will not let Henderson have job because henderson is sponge who cannot be truested.

>>13135426

You'll either register or suffer ungodly amounts of sanctions to lobotomy, these fuckers are no different from fuckers that started apartheid.

Everyone has to go through some sort of prejudice, even amongst "regular" humans over minor differences but this is just wrong.

Just because I can function as a human, surrounded by humans makes me out of the ordinary? This is bullshit of highest caliber.

Spoilers: the SRA only applies in the united states! If you have powers, just move to Canada, or to Europe! Then point and laugh at the US as it gets torn apart by supervillains.

>>13135458

Remember when I said vampires were the freaks of the supernatural world? Liches are the one thing that freaks everyone out more then anything, especially us zeds. If one's around, I can barely control my own body. Hell, if they LOOK at me, I feel what's left of me falling to pieces just to serve them.

They scare the crap out of me.

...Have any of YOU tried getting a girlfriend when you're a lich?

Jesus Christ, fucking humes, man.

>>13135458
Hey, just because they're nor norms doesn't mean they all get along.

Or did you miss all of the news reports of Vamp-Werewolf gang violence in the south a few years back? Which probably got this whole SRA thing GOING, really.

So, uh. I can produce electricity. Not much, but enough to help in my job (I fix electrics / electronics) or jump start a car. I once shocked a mugger, but I think the bulk of what I do is voltage rather than ampage.

Do I have to register? Because I'd rather not.

>>13135479
I know quite a lot of zeds, ain't none of them done that shit. I think it depends on the lich in question, bro.

>>13135476

no, not true.

is in london. i know, i here. new plan by conserve government. make SNs work to instead of budget cuts to human student funding for learning.

You know coming to this dimension I had to learn that these "ghosts" are not food. Laughable as it is, their energy signature matched the same energy signature of a delicacy back home. I was in middle of consuming a ghost when the SRA came in and told me I was under "arrest". Of course I didn't understand anything they said, I had no idea that natives to this dimension communicated via air, back home we communicate via contrasting energy signatures and radiation on various wave lengths.

Next thing I know I was put into these wrappings that I'm forced to wear. And on the wrappings a special device that translated between me and the solids and vise versa. I was told I had to see this person, called a "parole officer" from the SRA every quark. That was 3 Quantons ago.

>>13135479
Man, you're such a dick. You think they WANT to be like that?

You all talk about equal rights, but once it comes to liches, it's all "oh, they're so terrible."

They're just wizards who made a mistake. They had a moment of weakness. I know it's hard for you immortal types to understand but when we mortal paras see a way to live forever, it's hard to resist.

These people are sick. They need help, not the kind of ostracism you assholes are giving them.

>>13135476
Uh.

See this? The part about Canada's Charter of Rights and Freedoms?

That means it applies in Canada. Retard.

>>13135490

Well, if that's true, then I'm sorry. Just...man.

I get the shakes just thinking about what'd happen if I got controlled by a lich. Took me long enough to nab the job I'm at right now.

>>13135443
Fuck you! Two days ago you probably would have been pissing on the jackdaw for 'fouling up your streets.' Now suddenly you show all this serious concern for hobos so that you can pull this self-righteous shit! Well, fuck you! It was an accident; it's not like I purposefully stalked and ate the fucker! Oh god, maybe I did... I'll be right back, gotta get to the toilet.

>>13135469
Of course there are werewolves out there. That's the point! One among others will make it harder to find, at least that's what neighbor told me a few months ago. Too bad he's still not here, because those damn SRA fucks took him too. I regret making fun of him for only being a hedge-wizard. God, I feel like an ass now that I'm a freak too.

>>13135451

Don't know whenever that is a good idea really, it might build up the stereotypes and some people don't appreciate the work most of the time.

Golems for example are hard ass workers, they work in conditions lethal to humans from mining, dockworking and other hazardous jobs, fuck I know one that was in Marin Corps for christ sakes, they don't fear death.

And they really work hard, just because they can. There are rarely people that are attuned to their voices or are "mediums" like haemonculi a man that is not born but created work as managers, but they often relay the feelings of the golems.

And trust me they don't even need piss breaks or luggage backs filled with cash, there is just some odd satisfaction they get out of their work that they are ordered to.

Since they don't need food, recreational goods and aren't eligble for lisence what they spend money on? Polish?

>>13135487

Yep, unforntunatly.

It doesn't just apply to sub-breeds, but also just unique humans as well. All I've got is super hearing, but I still get counted in with those fucking monsters and animals.

Still though it's a lot easier for humans from what I hear. Hell, it was easy for me, and I didn't give a rats ass about the process in the first place.

/QUERY:/

/IS REGISTRATION MANDATORY FOR UNITS DESIGNATED AS CYBORGS?/

>>13135500
Right on, bro.

It was the temptation of livin' forever, yaknow? Just...now I wish I hadn't. But life's what you make of it, so yeah.

Ignore the haters, man, they just don't understand.

>>13135505

not many werewolves in london. lots of rats.
lots and lots and LOTS of rats.

Henderson live with three in shelter, in his room.
Henderson and Joe and Mauris and Shiva.
also Jennifer who is bird lady called Harpy. Jennifer gets arrested nighttimes alot alot because she tries to make money by making humans happy.

Jennifer is nice but police hurt her ALOT alot.

>>13135476

Actually this DOES apply in canada and SRA has UN ties, as such they can do whatever the fuck they want and getting away with it.

With current technology, this is worse than christian crusades, ethnic cleansings or witch hunts of old.

>>13135511
Nope. Not unless you're powered by supernatural energies.

>mfw when I have no easily detectable signs of being para
>mfw when I have by far the greatest set of powers of any supernatural

Awakened Mage master race represent. Every day life is a lot easier when you have magic. I mean, you think vampires get tons of chicks? Try being able to control minds. Being able to see all the enchantments they put on advertising these days is pretty sweet too.

take it to /new/

I'm tired of these fucking politics threads.

>>13135501
Er, no.

The US does not get to declare that its laws outrank the laws of another country. Sure, you can vote in a law that says that Canadians in Canada have to do something, but that doesn't actually make it a law in Canada, it just makes you a moron.

>>13135501

North America ain't the only land in the world, dumb ass. I'm pretty sure that Australia is the only place without a SRA equivalent though, we just turn all supers away. Good fucking riddance.

>>13135526
Keep that hubris in check, bro, or ya might end up in my shoes.

Also, ratchet back on that mind control stuff. That's deep shit, man.

>>13135510

Do you know when you are born looking like a foul goblonoid into a family of highest pedigree?

Magic, mutation. Whatever it was, it forced me from nobility to work as a circus freak until they noticed that there are actual gobbos out there.

>>13135473

>>13135421 Here. I'm surprised to see a kobold on these boards here. Most can't even navigate beyond minesweeper, let alone comprehend the internet. I kind of miss all the worship and service they provided to us back in the day though. *sigh* Sharp as a sack of wet rats, but loyal and full of heart enough to put most humans to shame.

Tell you what little one, I have enough pull with European authorities to have you transferred here to the States under that silly SRA-worker migration plan. I could use a traditional assistant for some of my menial tasks. You can't imagine how hard it can be to use a TV remote made for tiny human hands. In return, you'll get a pound of gold (or its US$ equivalent if you wish) every month, and your own little room and lodging in my lair.

And if our arrangement doesn't work out, I'll ensure you get placed in one of the mining communities in Venezuela. My cousin happens to be a major shareholder in one of the companies, setting you up there would take little effort.

>>13135511

/STATEMENT/

/WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE XK41AM? TALKING TO A SOCK-PUPPET IS A SIGN OF MISALIGNED CIRCUITS. REPORT TO THE MOTHERFACTORY/

How can you solids live in this squalor? You only have 3 dimensions, your souls are considered a delicacy, and you fight amongst yourself on who can do what that's not the norm.

>>13135540

Jennifer is teach henderson to use telephone internet. buttons is very big and henderson is sitting on jennifer lap.

is kind offer but henderson not want to abandon rats and bird lady because only like family henderson has.

>>13135524

>>13135529

People still actually believe the UN is important? The pacific states made the right decision to get the fuck out of it. Bunch of circle jerking, politically correct morons.

>>13135528

Actually, that is the case with SRA. People have been looking into ways disposing supernaturals in "most humane way possible" or wrecking their lives with sheer bureaucracy.

Think of it as a war on terror, on crack. If there is suspected terrorist, he is capture either in secrecy or in a public manner and after that, handled as needed.

This shit isn't any different, and the last bit reads "all similiar human rights" too.

>>13135545
/CORRECTION/

/THIS UNIT IS XK42AM/

>>13135526
You're...you're a mage? Do you think you can help me? >>13135420 here, I really need to get rid of or stop anything that can track me. I don't have a ton of money, but I've got about $2000 that I can give to you in cash.

This telephone is a great way of traveling in this 3rd dimension, although I'm told that such travel is considered "improper" and that I should travel like the solids do. Does this apply for what is called "The Internet"?

>>13135562
Whoah, there, buddy.

That guy was talking about using mind magic, and you do NOT want to deal with someone who does that shit. Trust me.

Look, I'm a space mage, I can get you on the other side of the planet.

>>13135490
hey ken, im a lich, too but im very ancient, i first became one about 7000 years ago im part of the, im with the necri family tree :D one of the first and maybe one of the last we got 10,000 members strong, the SRA jump on us we got ways out, well i have ways of getting out of scaring red bloods with my orginal form, i just use a skin cloak and im good done some bad things in my life, two agents came after me they where vatican grade, pretty much the elites and it was around the 1800s too, they were easy then but now they are really hard to push back, they use mana-blocks and taps to withdraw my attack if i resist.

>>13135562

Seriously, this fanghead is proof of how necessary the SRA is. Do we really want monsters like him walking around unmonitored? Think of your children!

Is it possible to report a para but remain anonymous?

There's a slime girl living above me, and parts of her drip through the ceiling often. She's nice enough on the occasions we've met, but the inconvenience and property damage is getting to be too much.

I don't wish her any ill will, but I want her gone. Or at least contained or however they call it, I hear they offer treatments for her problem and things like that now.

>>13135562
Nah, dude. I'm a Thaumaturge, I'll see what I can hook you up with, mkay?

Don't truck with Mind mages.

>>13135559

/REVISED FACT/

/BINARY APOLOGIES, XK42AM. I MYSELF NEED TO RE-ALIGN/

>Godsmack, yeah

>>13135574
Pahah, how you doin', oldtimer?

I did the Ritual back in 1962, and here I am.

>>13135577
If by "treatments" you mean putting her in a tank of salt.

They do cruel shit, man. Would it really kill you to help her install better, leak-proof flooring? Do you really need to send her off to something like that?

>>13135577
>I hear they offer treatments for her problem

First of all, it's not a problem. It's her species. What, do you say birds have the problem of having feathers?

Second, their 'treatment' consists of bullets. Or the equivalent of.

>>13135577

you should buy her new carpet for christmas. her house is same size as your house yes?

Treat to nice gift of plastic carpet that she cannot melt through. Henderson knows slimes and most slimes do not eat plastic because of being made of goo.

it make her happy, it make you happy.
everyone should be happy.

Jennifer has to go work now so henderson has telephone alone.

>>13135576

Its not like humans don't have psychotic fits of rage.

Insane people can get lighter sentences when appealing to their insanity

Were-creatures get bullets regardless of the situation.

Fuck that and what if one of your children was born sensitive to the elements, psychic or otherwise? Magick can have some serious effects on the embryo.

As per usual, sage and report.

(only faggots hide)

>>13135590
Bullets don't work real well on slimes. Not much other than towels do.

Okay so, speaking a a psychic, I'm a little confused. I'm trying to register, but I don't see "psychic" or any variation thereof.

Should I just pick "wizard" or...?

>>13135586

There are containments, such as molds where she can function like a normal human with minimum hassle. No-one gives two fucks about monsters, so its probably done by monster researchers.

>>13135583
well im not really old actually i did i converter and really in my family aging im only in my early 20s :D in human years feel good, and what family you with, oh btw two agents attacked me in the 1800s i killed em :D and i pretty much know every spell, ritual and curse in the books, ancient ones and i did the ritual the old fashioned way when you had to summon death himself, to shatter your soul then re-connect the shattered pieces bit by bit using sacrifices. and also im getting a "review" by the SRA because i was framed summoning an illegal skeletal shadow hound and i havn't summoned one since the great dividing....

>>13135608
Have you taken a look at how much the SRA has spent on salt in the past couple years?

They're using it for more than just cooking.

>>13135578
Thank you so much! I'm going to grab the money, already got everything I need thrown in my car, and I think I've got a few minutes before my roommate wakes up. Heh, maybe I should bite him before I go, just to pay him back for leaving that pasta out for a week, it'll have him howling, heh, for my blood when the cops show up and he's got the bite.

Oh god, what am I thinking? Okay, how can I get to you?

>>13135616
Awww, wait.

Lenny, is that you?

>>13135625
hahaha, sorry to inform you but the SRA picked up lenny :( for "questioning" i tired to hold em back but they bloody used a new weapon on me and disabled my death scythe im sorry man but lenny is gone im forge, tharragus forge the of the noble house necri

>>13135593
>>13135590
>>13135586

This may sound callous but quite frankly I don't care. It's her problem not mine, and I have a family to run. I've held off from reporting it to the landlord, but it's become impossible to ignore any longer.

I don't want her to know it was us that reported her, but I'll have someone else do it if there's no other way.

If she doesn't want to spend a portion of her income to fix the issue, then she shouldn't be surprised of complaints, and if she can't afford to fix the problem then she shouldn't be living here.

It might be easy for you to take the high road from behind a computer, but try living in the same situation where appliances and wiring needs to be replaced constantly, wallpaper and sheetrock start to peel and rot.

We've ignored the problem long enough.

>>13135621
Los Angeles, apartment block by the beach, 12B. Knock twice quickly, and please do try to arrive at night.

>>13135508

>Since they don't need food, recreational goods and aren't eligble for lisence what they spend money on? Polish?

Actually, they're saving up to buy themselves.

>>13135596
You know what we do with those crazy people? We lock them up. Sure, a mental hospital is nicer than prison, but you're still restrained just the same.

It's not even close to practical to try and hold lycans in the matter.

I drove over a zombie the other day, I glad he was already dead, but it was bitch to clean the car, I asked if he was hurt the fucked just blinked at me and then just swearing.

"WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? HALF OF IS BUMPER IS WHERE MY GUTS USED TO BE AND THERE IS A HOOD ORAMENT IN MY ASS GET ME THE FUCK OFF HERE!"

Quite loud for a old corpse. Then he started complaining how they didn't listen to old lumpy.

>>13135636
That's sad to hear. It's been an eternity since I last saw Lenny. Literally.

A tip: Don't fuck around with time magic unless you're REALLY SURE of what you're doing.

>>13135640
...do you know what salt immersion DOES to someone like her?

Do you really want to be responsible for that?

>>13135642
>he posts his address on a public forum
haha, tell you what deadfag, I'm the sporting time

I'll give you a heads up that I'm submitting you (with your address no less) to the SRA on account of aiding an illegal (and a murderer no less!). Have fun running, corpse.

>>13135647
i did know what i was doing man, they just have these new prototype weapons like shields argh i tired everything from hounds to golems and death coils i did entomb a few i got their souls i reaped as the lowered the shields but no effect, yes lenny was a good friend, always the smile :D and the kindness, one day we will get lenny back!

>>13135613
You'll find the proper listing under "gifted." I think there are sub-classes, but no one honestly cares if you fill those out, and most don't because of paranoia.

>>13135621
Listen, I know you're panicking right now, but you've got to listen. Once you run, it's over. You'll be handed the silver bullet through the business end of a gun if anyone ever sees you. Just come in now, there are programs for you and your kind, and leniency in the law for cases like this. This isn't the end of your life if you just turn yourself in.

>>13135650
You do realise that spells work over the internet, right?

Not that hard to put up an illusion for everyone but a certain IP.

>>13135644

The chain the fuckers and heavily sedate them so heavily that would kill a normal man. Its not too hard.

I doubt that they would hold them really as we recall mysterious spike of "suicides" in such detainment facilities, fuckers are probably slaughtered to get their brains disected.

>>13135650
>>Does not understand the concept of aura-specific spatial dilations being used to circumvent distance and place for specific individuals and not others.

Man, you normals really need to do your homework.

cant everyone be friends?

i dont like people being angry

>>13135650
...fuck.

What assurances can you, the SRA, offer me that you won't jam me into a warded box again? Last time you did that I escaped with a fractured psyche - although I got some power to fill in the cracks. (Thanks, things from beyond the stars!)

Not only that, you took my sword, tried to kill me (Nyah, nyah, bullets don't work! Only cold iron! Wait. Shit.)

What is the amnesty period, anyway? I'm a post-human.. well, mage will do. Can you offer me an extended amnesty period? A trial? Perhaps allowances for gibbering quietly in the corners? I'm a tad unstable when surprised, you see.

>>13135659
Haha good fucking luck

I live in a warded community. We were smart enough to see that mages were a fucking threat and took the proper precautions. If a mage even tried to step in here, they'd be on their knees. And spellcasting? Forget about it.

>>13135673
Dude. I've got you. I can mess around with how space-time works in your vicinity for a little while. You'll be fine.

>>13135661
Man I hate lycans and even I'd see that'd be terrible

That'd be worse than just killing them. Drugged up all day? ugh. Beyond that it's a waste of taxpayer resources.

>>13135650
Thank you for your consideration in making the United States of America safer, sir, but the situation is well in hand.
>>13135642
Mr. Kenneth, while you have broken now laws as of yet, I would strongly advise that you restrict yourself to your living area for the time being. You may expect visitors soon. I would have hoped that as a registered, law-abiding denizen of the US that you would have refrained from openly offering aid to criminals.

>>13135676

There is no set time, it all depends how hard SRA wants your organs, blood and generally yourself as an experiment

>>13135673
Ken! look if you need to get away, house necri is always "open" to people that are friend to an eldar necromancer like myself just look for the necri seal give a offering mainly blood and welcome to the necri house of necromancer and liches :D just say forge gave you shelter......ill sort things out, and beware they have new prototype gear againist us even thought im a sub-species of you they are more effect against pure liches. the SRA does not mess with house necri.

>>13135687
Good fuckin' luck, I'll get a nice lightshow as my wards rape your little hume psyches into oblivion.

>>13135672
It's hard, Kobold. People are naturally afraid of things that are different, or have easily abused powers, or can even change them on a very basic level.

It's my basic belief that we should find a nice, large area, terraform it with magic, and have them start up their own country. Then everyone's happy, except the killhappy fuckoffs.

Joey has just told Henderson that Jennifer is arrested for Soliciting again when she walk outside of shelter.

Jennifer is not solicitor and humans have solicitors i do not understand. I hope she will be ok. Jenny says that humans will not give her job because does not have hands and hands is important for a job. But Jenny works for humans anyway because she said that some humans like girls like her.

Why do humans punish Jenny for only work she can do? :( :( :(

>>13135578
Naw, not a mind mage. I'm a generalist. There's too much wonder in the world of magic for me to lock myself up in one field.

And it isn't mind magic that makes you go crazy. Really, if you become a mage you probably thought most people were easy to manipulate anyway. You want to know what makes you go crazy? The power to heal.

Sure, it sounds silly at first, but think about it. When you can heal and fix, you don't need to worr y about breaking or hurting things. You know how you didn't feel bad about breaking your lego apart when you were a kid, because you could just put it back together again? You'd never tear apart your favourite stuffed toy though, because you couldn't fix it. When you learn how to heal, injuries to other people reach the same level. Sure, you did just burn them to a crisp, but you can just make it all better again! And then it just keeps going and going, as you get better at it and better at it.

The people you never want to mess with are people who've mastered the art of Ressurection. Not because playing with the dead is scary, but because of what that sort of power does to you. That's how you start going crazy. Not learning to mess with people's minds.

>>13135562
I'll totally help you out, assuming you're anywhere close by. But considering you're in the US, I don't think you are. I still haven't gotten around to figuring out teleportation yet, so you're on your own for a bit.

>>13135687
God bless America, motherfuckers.

>>13135696
Oh look, threats of magical violence on officers sent for peaceful inquiry. Yep, we sure should be welcoming these supernatural assholes with open arms.

>>13135697

...Humans will find a way to sink the island or shoot the fucking thing from orbit.

Nukes man, why would anyone invent such things? Magic has such effects, but spells of such magnitude require demi-goodhood and massive death of the caster.

This thread is more proof that you monsters need to be registered. One of your kind kills a human, and you're all willing to shelter him.

If it were up to me, you'd all get burnt at the stake.

>>13135696
Mr. Kenneth, Registered Lich CS-7865-A

On grounds of willingly offering aid to an unregistered criminal, a warrant has been drawn for your arrest. A Purgation team will be arriving shortly. Do not resist, and permanent damage will not be inflicted. You will relinquish your phylactery immediately upon request. Any violence or violation of these terms will result in your immediate eradication, followed by the permanent destruction of your phylactery.

All parties involved have had their locations tagged and have a psychic bead drawn on their minds. You will remain in your domiciles until notified otherwise by an SRA Agent.

Agent 8789

>>13135710

I dont want to be a Steak :(

>>13135700
>>sent for peaceful inquiry
>>peaceful

Are you insulting our intelligence, or are you really THAT stupid?

>>13135689
I see. I have a coupon, perhaps they'd offer me an extended trial period? I enchanted it, you see. It's a little known fact that werewolf feces are some of the world's most compelling substances - a sentence written in the stuff will convince anyone but the author to do as it says, as long as you jam it close enough so that they can't escape looking at it. So, I wrote it out.

I wouldn't do well as an experiment, though. No, not at all. We can't have that. I think it's more because I have these unpleasant little episodes where I try to disintegrate everything around me when I catch a glimpse of the thing that got me out of the box - it pokes its head through occasionally, you see, to taste reality (Peppermint, if you were wondering. Or so it says.). Oh, if you could see the things I see. Or do the things that I do. Why, I know. I've a copy of the ritual I used to call my good friend just here! Would you like one? It's a.. shattering experience. And then you get to go traipsing through the world, crushing all before you with the newfound font bubbling where you used to have a portion of your mind that you didn't really need in the first place. Did you know that fonts, or fountains, sometimes can be magical? It's true! You just have to watch out for the ones that want to be fed water instead of dispensing it. Tend to be animated.

Wait, what were we talking about? I'm sorry, I ramble.

>>13135711
Just like Salem.

>>13135696
I sincerely hope that you have the proper papers filed for those wards, and that none of them are lethal. Otherwise, I may come myself. And to make me stir is like courting the noble demons to gain power. Trust me, lich, if a single hair on the head of my officers is harmed, I will pull the threads of reality from beneath your feet.

>>13135711
>>and have a psychic bead drawn on their minds

Actually, no. From now on, we don't work for you any more.

That headache you should be getting about now? Yeah. This is a revolt, you bastards.

FELLOW PSYCHICS AND PARAS, THE TIME FOR REVOLT IS NOW!

>>13135727

ITT: peoples get ALOT ALOT angry

>>13135714
There's not much there to insult! You're like some fucking backwater rednecks. "LAWMAN A'COMIN', ANNIE GET MAH GUN" - in the presence of your intended victim no less! You do most of the work yourselves, I swear.

>>13135724
There isn't much of your 'agents' minds to hurt.

>>13135707
Not at all! There are plenty of ways, if you know how! Human sacrifice? Extraplanar entities! A sufficiently powerful domain! Why, you could merely create thousands upon thousands upon thousands of mana batteries and charge them all, so that you can slay the world with a flick of your wrist! Of course, to create that domain, you'd need to pay a small price. Say, an act of utter evil that makes the hells themselves give you a brief thumbs up, and then align your spirit and magic to that resonance, but still! And the batteries would be very expensive.

I have oils and lotions, if you'd care to discuss it further in the food court.

>>13135727
Oh look another 13 year old who can bend a spoon

Go ahead and get angry, little mindfag. You fight da gubernment. The rest of us will be over here, in reality.

>>13135718
According to your records, this is not your first incident of harboring criminals, CS-7865-A. On April 03, 1974, you were arrested and proven guilty for harboring another Lich operating under the alias "Roland." Mental examination revealed that he had fully informed you of his murder of six human women and assaults on many more.

If you were a wise man, as Lichdom implies, you would keep your accusations to yourself and await the arrival of the SRA officers. It would be a shame for unnecessary damage to be inflicted.

Agent 8789

>>13135700
Actually! SIR! under treaty 0117a with the help of house necri during both wars with our scientific finding and our major help int he wars, in secretive order the treaty signed with all nations and house necri states that "With this treaty, of the nations secretive order, house Necri and all beings within house necri are considered, immune to all refferalls to government officers and politicians, including presidents and any under the rank of that shall not inflict pain apon any of house necri, including the same to the government of the internation countrys of this signed, cannot inforce attacks but in self defense of life and death and without a governed warrent no shall harm another" and the united states was the first to sign this the referall has no effect on ken for he is already inducted as my loyal student and cannot be harmed or removef from his place without his own consent and a consent from his teacher which would be me........

>>13135741

You know, I learnt something once. If you eat enough feet, you can smell the feet of others coming. Like, say, SRA agents who might be flying overheard in one of those newfangled insertion fliers. And that it might be worth doing to get my fragile little mind together long enough to do something about them. You shouldn't have done that.

>>13135741
And you'll find those chargers were dropped, 'kind sir'. The old 'flirt then scream rape' trick. Your kind never changes.

But I will wait.

>>13135738
Citizen,

Willingly eliciting violence from Paras is direct violation of SRA code. You are to cease and desist before charges are brought against you for inciting violence and giving cause for a para attack.

Agent 6231

>>13135736
I never mentioned their minds...Tell me, have you been tampering with mind magic lately? You do know that such experiments are forbidden, unless first passed through an IRB at your local SRA station?

While I am certainly glad that you are registered, have not had any complaints filed, and are what appears to be an active member of your community and SRA encouraged organizations, your words so far lead me to believe that perhaps allowing you your freedom is a danger to others around you.

I'll ask you to peacefully submit to the agents' search, and can promise you that nothing in your residence will be removed, violated, or changed if it is not illegal.

Oh, come on! What is it with dragons and attacking SRA headquarters these days? This is the THIRD ONE. Excdept this one isn't a dracolich, or alive. Looks like it's more of a spirit in the form of a dragon.

Ten on the dragon.

>>13135741
Sir, listen this man in now under house necri you dare touch him or any of you do i sware you will be braking the treaty, and we all know what happens if eldar tier 5 will hear, remember what happend ont he 17th of april 1929 when they almost broke the treaty and 236 agents died due to sheer anger over one necromancer, by ONE ELDAR!

>>13135759
As you wish, herr kommandant. But anything that's locked you'll need a separate search warrant.

Have fun with your own bureaucratic system.

>>13135765
Oh, quit your posing. We mages all know those figures were bloated for political posturing.

>>13135742
While it is pleasing to see your imagination running wild (after all, everyone likes to escape reality), making up false treaties and acting as if they are preventing the lawful actions of peace officers is an act that can certainly land you in prison, if not a properly warded mental hospital. Please refrain from bothering officers of the law

>>13135765
Mr Forge,

A warrant has been drawn through the proper channels. Kenneth CS-7865-A has admitted to willingly providing aid to a fugitive. If you wish to ensure that no ill is done against your compatriot, you would do well to contact SRA Re-Education Agent 0014. He will gladly pass the warrant documentation through to House Necri. I ensure you, no harm will be done to CS-7865-A so long as he complies with the arresting agents.

Agent 8789

HEYA! It's me, Imoen!

Actually, it's just me your sort of inside source. If you want to skip all this SRA bullshit, I'd consider becoming a "sell out" as it were. The US government is -actively- seeking those with useful supernatural skills to employ in any number of crazy occupations.

To beat around the bush a little less, I'm talking about the sort of thing where, when they talk about need to know information, your eyes are suddenly the kind that get to see it. I'm not even talking 007 bullshit(though there is that too, and if you ask me I think 007 is a wizard). There are tons of domestic occupations that'll never take you out of your state. One organization is just citizens keeping tabs on other citizens. Not even on specific people. You just have orders to report anything suspicious or anyone you think could be dangerous.

Shack up with the government. Instant protection. The SRA still might try to give you guff and try to bully you into registering anyway, but they can't actually do anything.

Don't think your country has these kinds of opportunities? They do. Trust me. And they won't turn into a shitty spy movie (protip: all spy movies are shitty). where they try to 'get rid of you' for outliving your usefulness. Don't commit outright treason and you're good.

>>13135777
yes those, mages did quite help us with that, i thank you for your help, it was well needed when they tried to attack the great tower over a rumor that was fake and the SRA covered it with a lie of genocide.

>>13135697

When humans expanded into all continents as stable nations with noteworthy power, our dragon communities discussed the possibilities of playing their game and forming our own landmass and nation.

It was ultimately dismissed as a temporary and rather ineffective measure against inevitable strife. Simply wiping them out would literally prove to be more fruitful, and that's obviously a bold undertaking itself.

No, we decided it would be best in the long run if humans and paras live integrated. As you can see, it's quite ugly at the moment with plenty of anti-para prejudices abound. They'll get used to it eventually, and grudges should eventually calm down and settle over the next few centuries. Dunkelzahn aims to accelerate the process in a few ways.

It's just unfortunate that few people today will live to see those days. I'll likely be in my senior ages, and most liches here will probably be struggling to sustain themselves by then.

>>13135698

Sorry to hear about your friend Jennifer. Humans are quite the hypocritical bunch. Acting all haughty and prude while their lust drives them to hump anything that breathes, before condemning it.

Even I've been solicited by a few individuals, male and female, seeking to mate with me, promising all sorts of things; Their savings in gold, endless devotion, estates. It's just all to strange. I suppose I should be thankful for not being in desperate positions like others out there.

>>13135784
Oh, do shut up. I already killed their little drop pod of agents. I think. It might have been another bunch. Either way, rallying my mind for long enough to do that has taken a toll, and as soon as I slip back into my nice little fog of madness I'm going to either chew on the scenery or start trying to disintegrate everything I can find. Mass destructive episodes or nature taste testing? Which will it be?

One way or the other, I have a nasty suspicion I'm going to be visited shortly. So hopefully, the mass destructive episode. I might not get put back in the box that way.

>>13135784
...sir, we had nothing to do with that.

Please, stop coming up with things to make your house look more important. That kind of hubris is almost a sure ticket to doom for spellcasters such as ourselves.

>>13135769
Of course. It is pleasing to converse with another who understands the law, rather than wishfully making it up as one goes along. I am sorry that we seem to be on opposite sides of the fence that is SRA.

It has only ever been my intention to promote peace and understanding, and it saddens me to see so many myths being thrown around about experimental treatments and executions behind the doors of the SRA.

>>13135761
This will not be the third time a dragon has attacked us. Like before, it will likely slaughter some innocents who were just trying to accomplish their jobs in peace, before our teams get there to contain it. Why must aberrants seek to harm what is a beneficial, peace-promoting organization? It only confirms what lies in the minds of those who have reason to hate us.

>>13135779
No, the warrant must be cancelled i will send out my own men to deal with this and your "pawn" can watch as we ask him, this man is clearly holding a suspect of a crime but you have left your inquisitoral ways havn't you, i will see to that next thing this week i will have a mind obscurus come in and search his mind, for clearly his has no memory but we will extract it, from his mind and we will see, now drop the warrent to take kenneth in or i will personally take this up with andrew myself!

Whelp, this was a fun thread before that most dastardly of monster, the Mary Sue showed up.

Bye, /tg/.

>>13135791

i dont understand

>>13135809
It is possible to just ignore him, or make fun of him.

Could the kobold or small child pretending to be a necromancer please stop.

Also, whoever said that psychics are immature was dead on. You'd expect someone who's one and only ability is mucking with people's minds(well apart from being able to bend spoons etc etc) would actually be good at it, but there really isn't much that you can learn from them.

The fact that you don't need to be particularly smart to be a psychic doesn't help either.

This isn't too new, this happened with every single phase of human civilization.

Nazi Germany, Soviet Union.. you name it.

Too all who think House Necri is not important, we are indeed most of the smartest men alive and dead worked and trained at House necri, we used to fund the SRA, but now we have a neutral with the SRA as we take those in from the SRA and train them exposing their true powers, then we keep them under our house and protect them from the SRA.....we are indeed a powerful secretive house.

>>13135800
Mr Forge,

While your enthusiasm over the protection of your pupil is endearing, I can guarantee that no harm will come to him during this transit so long as he complies with all standard regulations. Regulations, I might add, House Necri signed in agreement of. He will be escorted from his home by a Purgation team in an armored vehicle to ensure that no outside hostilities are brought against him while he is under our protection.

If you so wish to go to your superiors, you may, but the documents are set. We have a properly approved warrant for his arrest. You are more than welcome to sit in on the questioning process if you desire.

Agent 8789

As I type this, the SRA agents are here.

Actually...nice folks. I don't mind their company. One smells like garlic though, and that's kinda nasty.

Anyhoot, see attached a image of my phylactery. I am providing it so that it can be scryed in case of any other...events.

I urge compliance with the SRA. I also assure I am not giving this comment under coercion, pressure, mental control, or threat.

>>13135811
Oh dear. Perhaps it's better you don't, little one.

But just as a precaution, keep this in mind for the future: If a human approaches you an offers you shinies for free, be careful. If he seems a little excited, flushed and there's a notable bulge between his legs, leave immediately.

>>13135824
Oh, you sad little man.

You actually believe that, don't you?

>>13135809
Agreed. Nothing like someone claiming unstoppable power to fuck up a thread like this.

>>13135829
>>13135829
Yeah, sure. And Satan and I had tea just last thursday.

I love being an Angel of Truth. It means that statements like that are like gigantic fucking beacons. Even if most of my power disappeared during the Ascension of 09.

>>13135829
Mr. Kenneth CS-7865-A,
Your compliance is welcomed. I will personally oversee your questioning to ensure that no foul play comes about.

Agent 8789

>>13135826
Yes, i will attend this but if my student get threatend under the treaty i must withdraw him of a period of approx. 15 minutes as a break and only one man of the SRA will be there, be notified we are watching you from within SRA.......and the case in dublin was cleared no undead army threat to harm your pawns.

>>13135809 Whelp, this was a fun thread before that most dastardly of monster, the Mary Sue showed up.

I've always wondered what the SRA containment protocols are for Mary Sues.

>>13135858
Thor shots.

>>13135858
There's no such thing as a Mary Sue.

Only madmen under the delusions that they have power.

>>13135839
Are you attempting to say that I claim unstoppable power? Fool! House Necri will destroy you for your faggotry and attempted humiliation! We will not stop until you fully comply with the treaties that we signed four hundred years ago that grant us all control!

Well, that's it. I'm afraid I can't live with myself, and have to eat a bullet. Goodbye, all.

>>13135870
Cool story, bro. Remember to give mommy corpse a kiss when she tucks you in tonight.

>>13135858 I've always wondered what the SRA containment protocols are for Mary Sues.

Immediate termination. You can't take any risks with reality-warpers.

I used to know a Mary Sue hunter. He'd tell stories of hunting down purple-haired katana-wielding fox-tailed hermaphrodites with a flame-thrower. Apparently they mix the napalm with liquefied contempt, it's the only thing that can kill one for good.

>>13135858
Thank you for your concern, Citizen,

In the case of "Mary Sues," containment protocols vary widely from case to case pending the level of corruption. In most cases, the power of the character from a story created by a Para is able to latch onto a person and coincide with them with little issue apart from the initial adjustment to a second personality inhabiting a form.

After the initial surge in their presence, efforts were made to contain manuscripts written by Paranormal authors to ensure that none of the bleed through had come off to create a Mary Sue. In the instance that it -had-, comatose patients have been successfully used as a host, with the MS's powers able to override the non-functioning parts of the host's mind and give them mobility and, indeed, a second attempt at life.

In the more heinous situations where a Mary Sue cannot be safely controlled, magic-nulled copies are made of the original manuscript and it is permanently destroyed. Cases of imitation vampirism and mind displacement gave birth to this process after a particular series hit the shelves without being quality controlled.

Agent 4256

>>13135870
Oh i just like copies of me, the SRA knew these people who try to well stop the treaties but it takes more then just threats to break one, infact people who think i have power i do not i am more of a teacher then a leader, i look out for my people i am no more powerful then any of you other supernatural, i am just a voice, if i am to pull the treaty from the SRA is must be done in person.

>>13135781
Also, you get all the usual benefits of being a government dog. Like not being able to read wikileaks without endangering your job! I kid. I kid. You get all the usual good pay and health benefits. Better access to health care than.. pretty much everyone else in the country does. Being able to just go to a doctor and get what you need right then, rather than suffering, is all the reason I need to stay in my line of work.

Which reminds me of a funny story. My coworker Marty was always scared he'd catch something from me. As if being inhuman or having powers is some kind of disease(I'd be angry at him for it, but It was funnier to use it to taunt him). Every little sniffle would have him running down to a doctor and demanding they run every test they can.

He lost count of how many CAT Scans they did. Do you know how much radiation those give you?

Well, thanks to his obsession, Marty can now fire blue beams out of his eyes. I try to tell him it's the coolest thing ever, but it doesn't make him feel any better. At least his job makes him automatically covered, and it only usually takes one warning shot from him for suspects to give up. You don't mess with a guy that shoots blue death from his eyes.

>>13135870
>faggotry

Oops, slipped up there kid.

>>13135896
Holy run-on. Didn't you take the time to learn proper sentence structure in all those years that you've been alive?

>>13135884
Alas! I am now descending into that pit of blackness that beckons us all as death approaches!(although that could be because my neurons in the optic chiasm just got obliterated, but that wouldn't affect my temporal vision, now, would it?) Ah, the great house of Necri shall avenge my suicide by eradicating those who talked horribly meanly to me!

You know what? I just cant stand the god damned intolerance in this thread.

I'm not living impared. I am Unliving. No, i am not a Zombie, i am not a Liche. I am infact, not even one of those stupid bloody 'Necropolitans' as it seems to be popular for the most recently dead to be calling themselves. I served several terms of service in the british military and most recently in Afghanistan, where i Died. I was not raised by a 'Necromancer', i was not brought back by some sort of Virus.

No, because i was a soldier and i died with a gun in my arms i got to be one of those Lucky bastards who got picked up by one of those Valkyrie Corps girls.

I'm an Einherjah, I'm proud of it and its something that my children understand. This week, i get to come home for some time to see them before i have to go back to training with Odin PMC and i log on to check my emails and see this shit?

You know what, its Bull. Some of us don't get shitted on like people have been saying, and some of us can contribute to society in ways that havn't been seen since WW2. I get hired out with my Unit to assist in UN actions and i get treated like a Soldier, because there are damn bigger things to worry about then ignorant Intolerance.

If my Daughter started seeing a Para, i wouldn't give a shit. If she started seeing some intolerant Cunt, THEN i'd get pissed off.

>>13135905
NOPE! :D

Speaking of mary sues, I've met couple in my campus. Odd humans that, I don't see the habit of wanting to be something different than they are, completely ignoring the downsides of the type they so desperately want to be.

Trust me, I get couple hambeasts and some relatively disturbing individuals on monthly basis trying to flirt with me and failing so.

And yeah, how would you react to a guy that made a suit out of your moulted skin? That is something horrifying and disgusting at the same time, let me tell you..

There we go. Silly human languages, took some effort to find a proper translation for my draconian name.

>>13135907
I believe thats the same corps I once solicited for a private job. Ahem.

For what it's worth I do respect the work your kinds can put out in the field. Most living beings tend to piss and moan at the slightest lost limb, while the non-living carry on and get the job done, then report in for aid.

If I ever need to re-apply for private lair security again, you'd be the first I'd trust for grunt work.

>>13135891
>I used to know a Mary Sue hunter. He'd tell stories of hunting down purple-haired katana-wielding fox-tailed hermaphrodites with a flame-thrower. Apparently they mix the napalm with liquefied contempt, it's the only thing that can kill one for good.
Guy must be seriously ancient. Now we can't afford to take any risks. Usually the entire area is saturated with airburst ridicule, and then the target is hit with contempt in repeated salvos until nothing remains.

>>13135937

Wasn't my Unit. We soley work for the United Nations. We're the newest dead and most 'Human'. Works to our advantage that we're not stuck in the past when trying to deal with inter-unit issues while we're working with another group.

Sure, you get the odd guys who have an Umbrage with it but they still get paid the same amount and don't take quite as much fire. Plus, the medics can focus more on them then us since we're taking the bulk of metal in the air.

And i piss and moan when i lose a limb. Shit hurts us as much as it hurts anyone else in a conflict. The difference is, by the morning we're back up again and ready to lock and load.

We're not some sort of superheros putting everyone else to shame. We're guys who died, who are training for a big fight that'll come one day. We're just like everyone else on this damn planet and it'd be good if people started realising that.

Monsters arn't defined by how many legs you have or wether you've got wings or need a little Blood to get up at night.
Christ, if i had the money to buy the ignorant bastards in this thread copies of Animal Farm, i would.

ITT- Fuck all y'all niggas

>>13135959

One advantage using fabrications, constructs and undead. Eh, with modern technology nothing is safe.

You can't really go scaring people shitless when there are AT rifles everywhere, y' know?

>>13135995

Oh, theres still plenty of terrifying stuff out in the world mate. Sure, some Paras are fucking terrifying. Ever stared down a troll? Those things are big and the real dangerous ones cant be reasoned with. But you know what really terrifies me?

Theres a war coming. The last war. The Big Guy talks about it every damn morning and we all know its coming.
But every time i come back to 'The World', all i see is this fucking regimine of hate that the world seems to spout from both sides of a Human-Para social warzone.

Nothing would make me happier then people realising that regardless of skin colour, shape, sex, religion, we're all people and there are MUCH more important things to worry about.

Maybe if we could work together, we could survive this. Maybe.

Hmmm. News from the front. The Australian Uluru golem has finally been destroyed. After a six-month long campaign that costed thousands of human lives - most of them civillians - the Australian Government was feeling the pressure. It had to end the threat now, no matter the cost. Especially as the course predictions of the Uluru golem predicted it would reach Sydney withing ten weeks.
The Uluru golem was in a dormant stage, absorbing stone to heal itself after an engagement with the 4th Australian Armoured Corps, when a Strategic Bombing Wing began bombing runs. The bombing runs lasted for two and a half hours before the golem was rendered impotent. They then continued for another ten minutes "to be sure" as General Alexander said.
The Australian Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, said that we can be thankful that a major tradgedy has been avoided but that we must remain on guard should any more similar threats arise. She also used the oppurtunity to announce that the Supernatural Immigration Restricition Act would be extended for an "indefinite period" to "ensure the quality of life for Australian citizens (AN: it's pertinent to mention that only humans can claim citizenship in Australia) that is of good standard, and sustainable."

>>13136033

Can't say I'm surprised. Like I said a lot of strife to grind through before things mellow out. Maybe I should begin investing in that lair security now instead of later though.

Ever since humans perfected nukes and bunker busters, fortifications have been an irritant in my scales.

>>13136033

Against whom? Considering that there are multiple layers of existence and pantheons that are more than eager to be the atagonist of all things alive.

I have no issues with humans. Infact, they were against me more when I was still alive; always a bit of an outcast, hassled for being 'weird' and 'out of the loop'.

Now I'm a ghost, they just sorta.. look through me. I'm registered, but I don't get bothered so much, except by the odd kid or Priest.

I get more trouble from the other abnormals....

Am I the only one who thinks it's not right on some fundamental levels to make things like Kobolds and Orcs have to register as well?

I mean, those kind of things are entirely what you see is what you get. They can't walk through walls, they aren't psychic, they can't warp reality to their whims, they don't need to feed off humans to survive.

Sure, they get a bad rep, but most of that is just culture and upbringing.
Take Kobolds for instance, everyone "knows" that they're theives, but that's just because nobody will give them a job, so of course they have to resort to pick-pocketing and burgulary because that's the only way for them to make money and put food on the table.
It doesn't help that Kobolds naturally dextrous hands make them excellent at this.

But, you give a Kobold a job, and you'll find them to be an innovative and hard-working member of the team. Just ask any of the dragons in this thread who have employed Kobolds.
Admittedly, there's no getting around the fact that they aren't as bright as humans, and they aren't much good for manual labour, but when it comes to designing and building mechanisms, building layouts, architechture (sp?) and the like they are easily some of the best.

For instance did you know that 20% of all houses with panic rooms in Manhattan are designed by Kobolds?

Welp.. if no one feels like talking..

I just have one thing to say before I go. The government, and when I say that I mean every government with more than two nickles to rub together, isn't just trying to recruit paranormals. They're trying to make them.

What? Don't scoff.

I'm living proof, and it's not like it's some kind of secret. It's only a secret in the way that they don't advertise it on tv. They're actively looking for people that are willing to subject themselves to experimentation. The US, at the least, isn't planning on trying to get rid of paras. Quite the opposite.

Not sure how you guys will feel about that. I know it might be distressing, but I don't personally regret my own choice.

Really, you shouldn't be worried about the SRA. If you're in any way competent, you should be able to get along while ignoring them just fine.

Really, this just means you can't be too vulgar with your power, nothing else. I'm sure at least some of you were around for the Masquerade - just pretend nothing's changed!

Also mad props to the Einherjer guy. Good job.

>>13136056

Not sure. The Big Guy says that with the Joining, things have gotten a little outside of the realms of fate. Thats pretty much the extent of my knowledge on the subject, I'm just a grunt, i'm not in Public Relations.

Have you tried checking the Aesir.Org website? You might have more luck finding out the info you need there.

I'd talk more, but i'm taking my kids out for something to eat. Hopefully, i've gotten something lodged in peoples brains that will make them realise that Hatred is a horrible thing and to wise up a little before we're all dead.

hmm... about three months ago i woke up after a particularly vivid dream about a weird mix of WoW and Iron Chef.

what was really weird was that the dish I had dreamt up creating was on the floor, on an iron plate, next to my bed.

I was like: "i must need some strong ass coffee, cuzz i'm seeing things"

next thing i know - a hot steamy mug of coffee literally appears out of the thin air, in my hand. it was delicious.

a few trial and error attempts later and... well... i can apparently make stuff appear - although, i quickly figured out that it wasn't free: i used to be kinda chubby, but this stuff apparently takes body-fat from me as an energy source. I've yet to run out, but i am looking leaner.

it does allow me to pig out daily. good times. (conjuring up food seems to break even energy/fat-wise)

must admit I didin't SRA register myself - but i am apparently registered, you see, i got this sweet ass job replicating rare elements for a couple of government science labs. Sure, a little iridium dust takes as much out of me as an anvil (drunk dare) but i am paid hand over fist for doing this.

plus i haven't had to buy clothes, food, cleaning supplies or anything else I can imagine for three months. i am fucking loaded. good times.

only annoying thing is that I occationally get 'job offers' by less savory types - no idea where they found out about me (i suspect that the SRA is about as incompetent and hamfisted as the TSA) - but no, i dont wanna spend a week conjuring up a cubic foot of diamond for you, i dont care who your boss is.

>>13134845

So glad my Runner team has supers and para's in it. You guys are fucking great when the shit hits the fan.

Drones overwhelmed? Troll heads out and handles it.

Annoying guard blocking our entry? Succubus makes quick work of his feeble will.

Too many incoming drones for me to handle? Electrokinetic says LOL NO.

Fuck yeah. I may be a norm, but so long as you supers don't go fucking with my day, it's all good.

Ok, sure. It takes a little more work to build vehicles that can handle our Lamia weapon specialist, but c'mon, what's a good mechanic without a proper challenge?

>>13136071

Even if they are no different from humans, their skin tone and slight difference in physical appearance is enough to warrant prejudice, fear of the different and all.

Its incomperhensible for humans that some creatures work for sake of working or love to labor for their employers.

Its the very vocal minority that ruins the reputation of entire race.

Golem stomps someone by accident? Souless automatons prone to hardware faults.

Orc killing someone? Baby eating, bloodthristy bastards. Oh wait is there a non-human species that doesn't eat babies? My bad.

>>13136098

oh ya, forgot to add:

museums and collectors are the most annoying people that come and bug me.

"copy this 3000 year old thingy so we can pick appart the copy and find out how it was made"

"copy this priceless painting so I can sell it for a fortune, you'll get a pitance"

bullshit - i am quite happy conjuring up dusts and rare shit in minute amounts for science. less strain. Dont need to develop an eating disorder just to keep up with work.

Earth is for humans!
Praise the Emperor! May we purge the Xeno, the mutant and the heretic with his divine gaze upon us!

>>13136071

Finally, some sensible observations.

As I said before, I've enjoyed the service of Kobolds plenty before the age of men. They aren't bright, but their work ethic is impeccable. It's a little sad to see them suffer under human bureaucracy. Give them a nice mine to dig and they'll work happily till the end of their days.

Orcs admittedly are a bit more problematic. Once again, before the age of men, I've hired a few as mercenaries and while their strength and ferocity is admirable, they are a bit hard headed, and not quite the team players. Still, at least they've got considerable strength for proper labor and soldier work.

Hey do i have to register all i have is lactokinesis ?

>>13136233
>lactokinesis

how does it work?

telekinetic control of milk? can you make instant whipped cream? can you control its temperature? (to make ice cream)

This registration thing makes me sad.

In my country, people are familiar with little people. So, no such registration exists and will never exist (I hope).
But in foreign nations, most of my kith left their beloved land and you, human beings had lost a part of your soul and a part of their protection.

They were here to protect you from natural dangers or help you in your house. And in return, they just wanted a little respect and a piece of apple pie, a waffle (oh yeah, precious waffles, I love you sooo much) or a glass of milk on the window sill.

However we survived to your priests, then to your ingeneers.. we will survive to your bureaucrats.
But there will be less and less glamour in your -and our- world. So sad..

>>13136193

How about those neutral or outside pantheons or western world? Serpentine half-humanoids or fullbloods, elementals or golems.

Latters are struck between two worlds, bound to a duty via geas or sense of guilt or responsibility.

Right, just got out of the Shower and i'm leaving the house in five minutes.

Later on, when i get back out from me and the kids day out, I'm going to do an explanation of ODIN PMC for you guys, as i get the feeling theres a lot of bad press that we get from Civilians who think we're a bunch of Glory Seeking Blood Thirsty Psychopaths.

its 3pm Here in the UK, i should be getting home about 9pm-ish so roughly Six Hours or so.

I want to make sure everyone knows that what we do isnt 'Good' work that needs us being congratulated, and i want people to know that we're more then just dead soldiers looking to kill.

>>13136292

I've personally had little dealings with other planes, so I can't say much for them. Suffice to say, most are usually happy to stay out of our plane and business, as long as we do the same for them.

A cousin of mine, Glendurjal, was quite interested in dealing with elementals. As her claim goes, elementals are largely indifferent to most matters, as long as they aren't greatly disturbed. With the correct offering in addition to some sophisticated reasoning, she was able to purchase services from them in matters of security and construction.

She wouldn't divulge the specifics though. We dragons can be petty about small secrets like that.

>>13136360

I've known some actually, mostly due to inheritance and being early attempts of elementals directly communicating with the primal planes, I look like a human most of the time but when exposed to something like lets say salt water, painful and odd transformation occurs.

And yeah, after they noticed how easily their power could be exploited and how easily this place could turn into the battleground of celestial being a place of tranquility amongst the elements.

*you* should know this even more so, as your kind are mostly bound to spesific element based on your color, as such have ties to your realm no? Well, you ought to have considering that you nest in most extreme of envoriments and need allies to protect your progeny; volcano can swallow your whole in her fury, seas can do the same and you aren't protected in deep forests filled with hungry beasts and curious men.

Oh surprise, suprise. A human found organisation hell bent of collecting and eliminating any independent supernaturals.

I warned them "They are here to protect our rights" Oh, theyare just harmless little people with utilitarian motives..

SILLY SILLY HUMANS

THE GATE IS -OPENING- AND YOU CANNOT STOP IT

SOON YOU WILL BE -TIRED- AND SHALL -SLEEP-