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    36 KB Chickadee QUEST 2 dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)19:25 No.13081702  
    Last adventure you made short work of a dangerous Owlbear, and made a bitchin' cloak.

    You are now on the outskirts on the local village Ketell. You see there's a town pub, a meeting house, inn and some houses.
    A Blacksmithy and a Grocer set up shop near the town house. i guess you could call the two of them a "marketplace"... wow this place is small.

    You are a dire chickadee (still really small)
    what do you do?


    speed:1
    strength:4
    toughness:1
    intelligence:1

    Feats: Powerpeck (str)

    ---First poster picks the action, if there is more then one action in the post I take the first one.
    ---Level ups go by the first 5 post votes for a stat
    ---Not all posts will have pictures.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)19:27 No.13081723
    Intimidate the fuck out of people with our bitchin'™ cloak.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)19:28 No.13081731
    rolled 91 = 91

    Head to the pub
    Tell people about our victory over the owl bear along the way
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)19:31 No.13081752
    >>13081702
    >A Blacksmithy
    >Chickadee
    Seriously? How does that even work?
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)19:37 No.13081814
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    >>13081723
    you jump on top one of the pig troughs near a barn and try to intimidate the first thing you see...

    ...the farmer just seems confused.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)19:39 No.13081827
    >>13081814
    Sing him the song of our people?

    >designers, rudders
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)19:40 No.13081848
    >>13081827
    AN OWLBEAR CAME
    OUT FROM THE TREES
    TO BRING US PAIN
    AND MISERY
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)19:43 No.13081874
    >>13081814

    Good you have his attention! Now lead him away from his barn so you can make your next action a unnoticed one!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)19:43 No.13081875
    Where the chickadee ladies at? Or guys. I don't think we even know our own gender.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)19:44 No.13081894
    >>13081848
    HE SAID
    FLEE LITTLE BIRD
    NO SAID WE
    FOR WE ARE... CHICKADEE
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)19:46 No.13081914
    >>13081814
    PUNCH HIM IN THE SNOUT TO ESTABLISH OUR DOMINANCE.
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)19:49 No.13081943
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    >>13081827
    You do just that!

    Farmer: well inst that the darndest' thing!

    he does not seem to speak chickadee...
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)19:49 No.13081945
    Shit all over his wrist.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)19:50 No.13081958
    >>13081945
    Well, this is going to end in tears. after we get done doing that, maybe we can go to the pub to pick up some news.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)19:53 No.13081981
    >>13081943
    Steal his hat.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)19:53 No.13081984
    >>13081943

    Wait we can use this to our advantage! Roll a Diplomacy check to befriend him! He can be your minion!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)19:54 No.13081998
    >>13081943
    >Would you like to make a fuck
    BERZERKER
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)19:58 No.13082037
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    >>13081945
    Farmer: What in the HELL?!

    that aught to show him!
    you seem to like pissing things off...
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)19:58 No.13082042
    >>13081943
    Powerpeck his hat off. If he has one. If not, powerpeck his pecker.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)19:59 No.13082062
    Push him over the side.
    Damn pushover farmers...
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:00 No.13082066
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    >>13082042

    Well thank god he does have a hat.
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)20:07 No.13082140
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    >>13082042
    BAM, almost went clean through the hat!

    You land on the roof as the farmer goes inside...most likely to get his gun
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:08 No.13082149
    ITQ Singing, shitting and surprise pecking
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:09 No.13082166
    Salvage bits of the hat! We can use it for some equipment.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:10 No.13082173
    Prepare yourself mentally for the epic battle to come. The farmer might be a worthy opponent.

    Or just sing a silly tune, I dunno.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:15 No.13082208
    Go to Blacksmith's, trade hat for armour.
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)20:18 No.13082231
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    >>13082166
    the hat is still intact, and with your massive 4 strength you hoist the whole hat up to the roof.

    The farmer comes outside with a crossbow and some bolts. he looks around so he can shoot your fucking bird face off, you little fuck!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:21 No.13082252
    >>13082231
    Yeah, well fuck that guy. Abscond with hat and return to tiny bird village to show off our badass cloak and hat.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:21 No.13082253
    Get to the other side of the roof and fly off too lay low for afew minutes.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:24 No.13082278
    >>13082252
    >Fuck that guy
    Don't take it literally Chickadee!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:34 No.13082401
    >>13082278
    No, DO take it literally! Nobody will ever believe him that he's been sexually assaulted by a chickadee, and you can totally make off with sweet loot from his house while he's curled up into a fetal ball, whimpering.
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)20:36 No.13082436
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    >>13082252
    there is no bird village as far as you know (just left your nest) and Dire chickadees are rare as fuck.
    >>13082253
    Just over the other side of the roof you see the bar. You decide that's a good place to lie low and fly to the window.

    The stench of alcohol overwhelms you and takes a few minutes to get use to.
    For a small place its a colorful bar.
    An adventuring party is winding down and sorting out their loot, while a Warrior is trying to form his own band of adventurers to take down...if your common is correct..."The green devil".
    He only has one person on his side and that's a young mage with a crow familiar, but even he doesn't seem so sure of himself.
    The crow seems to be glaring at you.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:37 No.13082448
    >>13082436
    Is it a lady crow? So tsundere.

    Anyway, sign up for the adventuring party.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:38 No.13082458
    >>13082436
    FUCK THAT CROW'S SHIT UP
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:38 No.13082462
    >>13082436
    Sexually proposition the crow. Its gender doesn't matter as long as we get to be on top.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:39 No.13082469
    >>13082448
    >Anyway, sign up for the adventuring party.

    oh god yes

    If that fails, maybe the warrior will take us on as his familiar!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:40 No.13082479
    Your common may be whispy, but maybe the familiar being a crow speaks common(bird) to you.

    Greet the crow, and ask of it what is this Green Devil the warrior speaks of.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:41 No.13082492
    >>13082436
    JOIN THEM
    If they don't want you, fly hard into the crow and then fly off quickly
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:43 No.13082506
    >>13082492
    if the crow follows us we have to knock it off and replace it be donning its feathers
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:47 No.13082551
    This is a great quest, by the way.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:47 No.13082553
    >>13082506
    YES. I can see no way this can go wrong!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:47 No.13082556
    Fuck that crow

    Literally and figuratively
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)20:56 No.13082651
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    >>13082448
    You fly to the counter and find out why no one is joining this brave warrior... he seemed to have fashioned battle armor from a barrel, and look largely unprepared for a real battle. Nevertheless you decide to try and give the farmers hat as incentive to join the party....he doesn't seem to get the message. (what you wouldn't give to speak common sometimes)

    Meanwhile the crow is sqwaking its head off, what the hell is its problem?

    (you can understand common but not speak it)
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:57 No.13082665
    >>13082651

    Perch on the warrior's shoulder and try to look intimidating!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:57 No.13082671
    >>13082651
    Barrelbarian looks awesome. Try to communicate with the crow, or write something if anyone has a quill and ink in the inn. Or just ink that we can dip out foot in.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)20:58 No.13082673
    >>13082651
    punch the crow to prove your manliness to the warrior
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:00 No.13082691
    >>13082665

    Not to intimidate the Barrelbarian, but to prove our manliness.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:01 No.13082711
    >>13082691
    manliness is the only true path
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:02 No.13082718
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    >>13082278
    >>13082401
    >>13082448
    >>13082556
    >>13082462
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:03 No.13082738
    >>13082718
    Bird on bird action, brah.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:03 No.13082741
    >>13082718
    its kinky
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:05 No.13082759
    >>13082718
    YOU FUCK THAT CROW

    YOU FUCK THAT CROW RIGHT NYAW
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:06 No.13082776
    Don't fuck the crow. Well, unless it wants you to.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:08 No.13082787
    OP, THE ONLY TRUE ANSWER IS THIS:

    MAKE YOURSELF APPEAR AS MANLY AS POSSIBLE, NOT ONLY TO IMPRESS THE BARRELBARIAN BUT TO WOO THE POTENTIALLY-FEMALE CROW!
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)21:10 No.13082807
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    >>13082665
    The warrior seems a bit bewildered, but does nothing to stop you. he needs all the help he can get it seems.

    The crow caws louder, it seems to hate the idea of you replacing him as team bird. The young mage is trying to get it to shoosh' as some of the meaner men in the bar turn thier heads to see what the racket is.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:11 No.13082816
    >>13082807
    Shit-shotgun that crow.
    Seriously, people are trying to drink here.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:12 No.13082822
    >>13082807

    Peck warrior in ear.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:12 No.13082823
    Antagonize the crow so it makes a bigger rachet
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:12 No.13082826
    >>13082816

    But you might piss off the wizard!

    Besides, we are trying to WOO it! Unless the crow has a scat fetish, pooping all over it won't help!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:13 No.13082833
    >>13082826
    Have you ever been in a city?

    ALL birds have a scat fetish.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:14 No.13082840
    >>13082807
    Slap the shit out of that crow.
    You heard me. WINGSLAP WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS.
    That'll teach it to shut up around its betters.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:14 No.13082842
    Haters gonna hate crow, deal with it.

    Just ignore the dickhead, let him bitch and moan all he wants, cause at the end of the day, all the people in the bar will get pissed at the loud mouth crow rather then the cool calm chickadee.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:14 No.13082846
    >>13082807
    Can we talk to the crow? Do we know bird sign language?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:15 No.13082867
    >>13082846

    I'd imagine that'd be a new feat.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:20 No.13082915
    >>13082867
    Probably an INT related feat
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)21:21 No.13082928
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    >>13082816
    you have no shit left!
    the crow uses the opportunity to peck you right in the ass

    RIGHT. IN. THE.ASS.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:21 No.13082935
    >>13082928

    Powerpeck that fucker
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:22 No.13082946
    Oh! Thats fucking it!

    TALON KICK THAT DICKHOLE!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:22 No.13082947
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    >>13082928
    Oh no you didn't.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:22 No.13082953
    >>13082935 here

    Powerpeck while SPINNING

    It will become DRILLING POWER PECK
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:23 No.13082967
    >>13082928
    RIP THAT FUCKERS BEAK OFF!!!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:24 No.13082971
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    >>13082928
    Motherfucking no.
    Smite the infidel.
    Or at least charge money, so people don't think we're *that* kind of bird.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:25 No.13082979
    >>13082953
    While executing a cross-shaped double wing slap! And channeling beams of pure rage from our eyes!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:26 No.13082993
    >>13082979

    "Just who the hell do you think I am, Crow?!" chirped the Dire Chickadee, a flame alight in his beady eyes.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:27 No.13083015
    Chicka Toppa Gurren Lagann
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:29 No.13083043
    >>13082928

    Oh, it is time to get S̸̛̼̖̯͕̮ͧ̈̂͂̔̑̋ͤ̉ͬ͒ͪ̚E̡͒ͦͣͪ͏͍̘̝͝ͅR͓͙͓̙͍̲̬̊̔̍ͭ͘Iͮ́ͨͫ̾
    ̔̄ͭ̋ͣͩ̑̄̅̄͆͏̸̺̳̳̫̜̗̱͟O̸̺͙͖̗̠ͯ͆ͦ̾̓̏͑̒͑̓̚̚̕̕͟͡U͕ͮͫ̊̀̚
    ̝͙͔̰̠͈̥̳̬͇̙̤̩̻̼ͅS̷̢̲̝̗͙̥̏͊̌́.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:32 No.13083066
    >>13083043
    H̸̨͔̘͈͙̘̖̲̠̩̅ͭ̔͠ḛ̪̖̮̝̥̩̠̇͂̋ͥͨͫ ̷͔͔̣̫͎̌̒̓̋̐̉͜ŵ̷̝͙̫͎̓ͤͪͤ̚͠h̜̭͖̜͍̙̬̥̪ͤ̅o̥͕̬̐̅ ̨̼̙̯̹̯̖̹̱̼͒ͯ̂̈́ͪẀ̙̹͙̫ͫ̉ͧ̕ả̲͓͎̗͇͍̪͌ͤ̄̎̽̅̓͟i̡̲̤͙͇̥̺͊̌
    ̬t̞̺͌̑̐͋̾͊̚s̟͖̘̈́̊̽͆̌̓ ̴̠̩̯̭̣̪͍ͫ͊B̢̪̓͗̏͘e̠̯ͤ̎͂̃̆h̡̝̬̭͙͖̜̹̙͖̊͂̿̀̀ͥͫ́̀ï̴͈̑n̐̎
    ̢͔̘̣͔̓͗d̩̬̻̩͍̣͇̥̦̃̓́̂̚͜ ̥̂̔͐̿ͧ̿̐͂͠Ţ̶͉̺̫̜͎͕͓͔͆̽̈̇̚ͅh̼̫̠̎̐e̸̮͙̲͂͆̆͞ ̏ͭͬ̎͊͒͏̸̧̰̤̺̥ͅO̝̳͔͈̘̥͒̏ͣͦ̑̄ͭ̓w̳̯͙͎̍̾͟l̵̸̷̮͍̳̤̅ͭ͛̚ḃ̓
    ̡̢̩͉͓͔̖̖͔̯̈́ͤ̽̊̉͟e̫͍̩̱̫͙͗ͦͩ͞a̼̠̗̟̰̺̝̿̓ͮͥ͠r̸͙͗̉̌ͧͣͪ͑̚͠
    ̙͕̙͉̘͍.̏̄͊̒ͯ́͝͏̵͈͕
    ̓ͬ͋ͬ͏̠̣̼͎̱̺Ç͍̺̹̬̟̒̐̈́͜͠H̝̪̹̘͍͗̎͆I̡͉̖̯͈̜̘͈͓̓͊ͯͭ͘C̀ͯ̀͢
    ̟K̺̪̬̰̻̤͎ͨ͂͗A̸̡̹̞̰̤̤̣͍ͨͪ͊D͕̥̹̠͕͍̅͗͑̑̋̔ͮ͟ͅȨ̴̼̦͚͛̄̇͑͢
    ̗̬͇̣͇̲E͈ͨ͊!̷̮̗͌̾̍̑̐͞
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)21:36 No.13083119
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    >>13082928
    You miss and take out some of a pole foundation!
    **it seems to sacrifice some of your accuracy for power when you use that attack**

    The young mage instead of just HANDLING his bird like he should have done from the beginning, has opted for his familiar to get the exp from killing you.
    He casts -mage armor- on the crow.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:36 No.13083125
    >>13083119
    Take the hat and get the fuck out of there.
    >> [A1]Dragon !!Be87JOBWQm0 12/08/10(Wed)21:37 No.13083131
    >>13083119
    Roll seduction on the crow
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:38 No.13083148
    >>13083119
    Bitch, do you see this bitchin' cape? We did not just find it.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:39 No.13083149
    >>13083119
    Oh, it's fucking on now chaps. Strike the crow with a barrage of wing strikes!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:39 No.13083150
    >>13083119
    >>13083125
    only to return to slap that crow's shit with it
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:40 No.13083158
    >>13083119
    EQUIP OWLBEAR BEAK. PROCEED TO JOUST.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:40 No.13083164
    >>13083150
    >>13083125
    Actually, yeah. Dart for the hat, pick it up, throw it on the crow. While it's stunned/blinded from being covered by the hat, bust through the hat and K.O. the crow with a supercharged power peck.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:41 No.13083185
    >>13083164
    screw the power peck it ha failed us already we must gouge with all our might
    >> I-C003-IN 12/08/10(Wed)21:42 No.13083186
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>13083158
    Combine that with this>>13083164 and we have a winning combo
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:43 No.13083211
    >>13083186
    I'd like to change my action from fleeing to doing this.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:44 No.13083225
    >>13083185
    It failed us because it's inaccurate. But with the crow confused under the brim of the hat, there will be no opportunity for him to dodge.

    >>13083186
    Agreed. Flip down the beak of the owlbear helmet before our MAXIMUM PECK attack.
    >>   12/08/10(Wed)21:46 No.13083245
    >chickadee uses lolwut
    >it's super effective!
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)21:47 No.13083252
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    >>13083125
    the crow stands between you and the hat!

    the bar patrons start taking bets on who will win.
    >> I-C003-IN 12/08/10(Wed)21:48 No.13083270
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>13083252
    Do this>>13083186
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:48 No.13083275
    >>13083252
    Equip Owlbear beak. Stab the fuck out of it.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:48 No.13083276
    >>13083252
    Use the owlbear beak like a spear and attack with SUPER POWER PECK
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:49 No.13083286
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>13083270
    HEAVEN OR HELL.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:49 No.13083288
    >>13083252
    Power Peck towards him. If he dodges we get the hat and can execute our cunning plan, if he doesn't we smack him right in the face.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:50 No.13083298
    >>13083288
    This
    >> I-C003-IN 12/08/10(Wed)21:51 No.13083319
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>13083288
    I like
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:51 No.13083324
    >>13083288
    Genius
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)21:54 No.13083355
    >>13083288
    Yes, we shall play chicken with the crow!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:02 No.13083476
    Bumping to make sure it doesn't die.

    Call me paranoid.
    >> I-C003-IN 12/08/10(Wed)22:04 No.13083518
    rolled 78 = 78

    >>13083476
    Mind is just doing the art for the post relax.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:06 No.13083539
    Kill Miam Burn!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:06 No.13083540
    >>13083518
    Sorry, I recently abandoned /v/ entirely because it's a flaming pile of shit, but the posts moved fast. Came to /tg/ occasionally, but after tonight's amazing performance with D&D/40K threads everywhere, and this thread, I think I'll live here from now on.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:08 No.13083559
    >>13083540

    I wind up visiting /tg/ more than I do /v/ as of late, myself.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:08 No.13083563
    >>13083540
    Good idea
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:08 No.13083565
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    >>13083540
    >I think I'll live here from now on.

    Hooray!

    Another convert. Have a furry-themed role-playing game.
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    >>13083270
    This party..... is getting crazy. *danteface.jpeg*

    You don your helm, as the crow dives at your unprotected belly.

    (cont)

    **lucky the nostril holes were where your eyes are!**
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:10 No.13083602
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    >>13083582
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:10 No.13083605
    This is fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:10 No.13083608
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    >crazy party
    >joust mode
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:11 No.13083612
    >>13083565
    Sweet.

    The trolling potential for this is immense, as a DM, at least. I wonder how long I can keep them from finding out they're playing furries?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:12 No.13083623
    >>13083612
    um, indefinitely?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:13 No.13083632
    We need to get the heads of ever larger birds, so we can utilise unlimited beak works.
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)22:13 No.13083643
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    WHAM! your mighty blow knocks all the wind out of it. and was even enough to break its spine!

    The young mage looks on in horror as his lifeless familiar falls to the floor.

    Alot of money excanges hands...
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:14 No.13083647
    >>13083632
    Can we dual-wield the crow's beak (once we get it) and the owlbear one?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:14 No.13083648
    >>13083612

    http://www.mediafire.com/?x603c0z203lgyrl
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:14 No.13083658
    >>13083643

    AHAHAHAHA

    I wonder if the familiar's death makes the mage lose HP...
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:15 No.13083660
    >>13083643
    SKIN IT
    TAKE THE BEAK
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:15 No.13083673
    >>13083643
    carry it to a taxidermist then mount it at our nest
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:16 No.13083683
    >>13083643
    take it to taxidermist then mount it in our nest
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:16 No.13083695
    Gentlemen, we must not forget the Barrelbarian! Go back to him and strike a badass pose, and go with him to take down the green beast!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:17 No.13083697
    >>13083673
    >>13083683
    sorry got mistype popup and it went up without me realizing
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:17 No.13083704
    Clearly that mage can't MAGE ARMOR for shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:18 No.13083719
    >>13083643
    Damn, I hoped we'd just subdue it, not kill it.

    Well, yeah, let's try and sign up with the barrelbarian again. I get the feeling this mage and a suspiciously familiar undead crow are going to become our nemeses though.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:18 No.13083727
    >>13083704

    Equipping the owl-bear beak gives the Power Peck feat a "pierce" affect, I guess.
    >> [A1]Dragon !!Be87JOBWQm0 12/08/10(Wed)22:19 No.13083734
    Lets become the mages NEW FAMILIER

    Inspire CONFIDENCE in him and with our metagame make him the BEST WIZARD EVER and in doing so making us the BEST BIRD EVER
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:20 No.13083749
    >>13083734
    Fuck that, we are the barrelbarian's familiar now.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:23 No.13083786
    >>13083734
    I do feel a bit bad about killing the mage's familiar, but he did try and egg it on to kill us. Let's stick with Mr Barrelbarian.
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)22:26 No.13083825
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    not as a helm at least, its too small compared to the owlbear beak.
    >>13083660
    To the victor go the spoils!

    Out of the corner of your eye you see the young mage readying a spell, he seems to regard you as an enemy now...

    **the mage armor WAS weak as hell**
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:27 No.13083836
    >>13083825
    Throw the beak right in his eye! STRENGTH FOUR MOTHERFUCKER!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:28 No.13083842
    >>13083825
    Throw the hat over his face, then joust his dick.

    If we win, pose on the Barrelbarian's shoulder.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:28 No.13083843
    Charge the wizard, got for the eye!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:28 No.13083847
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>13083825
    Get in his face.
    ALPHA AS FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:28 No.13083851
    >>13083643
    we better get ready to doge some spells. If I were that wizard I would try to kill us.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:29 No.13083855
    >>13083825
    FULL POWER!

    SPINNING POWER PECK!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:31 No.13083879
    spinning drill peck right in his face, as he tries to recover stab out his eyes with his own familiar's beak.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:31 No.13083880
    Gooo for the eyes, Boo. GOOO FOR THE EYES,YEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)22:32 No.13083905
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    The beak took the brunt of the magic missile attack, but was destroyed.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:33 No.13083911
    >>13083825
    THIS IS JUST SELF-DEFENSE. YOU ARE FULLY JUSTIFIED IN LAYING THE PROVERBIAL SMACK DOWN ON THAT SCRAWNY WIZARDLET'S ASS.

    Or, you know, on his eyes. Since that's more likely you'll do any damage.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:33 No.13083918
    Continue charge at the Wizard's left eye, cawing in rage!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:33 No.13083922
    >>13083905
    Land on the Barrelbarian's shoulder.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:33 No.13083923
    Taunt the mage, get him to cast at you then:

    Do a barrel roll! Press A to boost!
    >> [A1]Dragon !!Be87JOBWQm0 12/08/10(Wed)22:34 No.13083924
    >>13083905
    Time for the hat blind manuver
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:35 No.13083936
    >>13083905
    Power Peck that four eyes!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:37 No.13083963
    >>13083905
    oh god, I'm just imagining the onlookers reactions to this.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:38 No.13083976
    >>13083963
    "Awe struck" comes to mind
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:38 No.13083978
    >>13083922
    This, or:
    >>13083924
    This.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:39 No.13084002
    Prepare your Ironwing Attack, and Aim For The Eyes!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:40 No.13084011
    >>13083905
    GOUGE HIS EYES
    he made himself our enemy, and also destroyed our trophy from the crow!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:40 No.13084016
    We definitely need to increase our speed/accuracy next level
    >> [A1]Dragon !!Be87JOBWQm0 12/08/10(Wed)22:41 No.13084027
    >>13084016
    1 speed one accuracy, 1 power
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:42 No.13084036
    >>13084011
    Next we take it's talons and make a necklace
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:43 No.13084055
    >>13084016
    Speed next level. We're not going to be able to fight the wizard without help, so I suggest either throwing the hat at him or going to the barrelbarian for help. Flying into a spell he's casting is a bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:44 No.13084061
    Channel the escaping life force of the crow familiar and use it to shape a flesh minion, losing 1 strength for the next 2 actions!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:45 No.13084072
    I say one point goes into Power just to even it all out for a better feat. And hey Maybe we should buff up some Toughness. Wouldn't it be more intimidating if you saw a Chickadee take a magic missile and shrug it off like it was nothing?
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)22:46 No.13084073
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    You dodge the magic missile hell, your helm taking a few shots in your stead!

    The mage yells in anger! "why can I hit you!"
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:46 No.13084078
    >>13084055
    >>13084027
    I think 2 speed, 1 toughness.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:46 No.13084079
    Devour the Wizards heart, it may give us a magical power of some sort.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:47 No.13084086
    >>13084073
    Take his hat, land on the Barrelbarian.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:47 No.13084087
    >>13084073

    Take his wand!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:47 No.13084088
    >>13084079
    his heart is his courage which he lacks devou the brain
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:47 No.13084098
    >>13084078
    >>13084072

    I was unaware we could split it up

    We couldn't do that for the 3 STR points
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    between dodging all the blows before, you fail to hit your mark, instead scratching at his eyebrows!

    the mage readies cone of cold!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:48 No.13084105
    >>13084100
    Take the hat! To the Barrelbarian!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:48 No.13084109
    >>13084078
    >>13084072
    >>13084027
    We add to stats in threes, going by last thread.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:48 No.13084114
    >>13084100

    Thievery Check! Take the wand!
    >> Man with Hat 12/08/10(Wed)22:49 No.13084116
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>13084073
    If he's within striking distance, Peck is eyes out / steal his wand.

    If he's not, ready an action to dive behind the Barrelbarian as soon as the wizard casts again... the missile should hit the Fighter.

    ROLLIN' CHICKADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:49 No.13084125
    Pull his hat down over his eyes.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:49 No.13084127
    Grab his wand and blast him with it!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:51 No.13084139
    >>13084100
    Cones are narrowest where they start. Just keep moving, he'll probably miss. If you're exceptionally dodgy, maybe he'll freeze his own foot or something.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:57 No.13084202
    God fucking damn! It's 4am here and I have an exam study period in the morning, but I don't want to go to bed. THE WAIT IS EXCRUTIATING.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)22:58 No.13084222
    >>13084202
    Same here.
    Chickadee is great.
    This guy should sell this shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:03 No.13084273
    >>13084222
    I think I'll give it another ten minutes, then go to bed.

    I hope this shit gets archived; this is the greatest Quest I've ever seen.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:04 No.13084284
    Check out suptg for the eventual archive. Chickadee I is on there as well.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:05 No.13084294
    >>13084284
    Link to the first plz.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:06 No.13084312
    Fucking look it up, it's not hard. There's this amazing thing called Google.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:08 No.13084339
    >>13084312
    There's also this amazing thing called not being an asshole.

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Chickadee%20Quest
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)23:13 No.13084385
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    you take his hat and make a mad dash to the Barrelbarian!

    the mage casts!

    oh...UH oh
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:14 No.13084402
    >>13084100
    Well shit. dive behind obstacles and gtfo.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:15 No.13084415
    >>13084385
    Hide behind the bar.
    Get drunk on any available booze while hiding.
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    and thats why you never anger the Barrelbarian.
    **it seems this barbarian can control its rage power**
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:15 No.13084420
    >>13084402
    Watch. Is barrelbarian worthy of being our master? Let's find out.
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)23:16 No.13084431
    >>13084419
    *can't control
    whoops
    >> τιτυs !titusGG64g 12/08/10(Wed)23:17 No.13084442
    >>13084420
    I foresee many luls to be had being his pet and instigating shit between him and other folk.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:19 No.13084463
    >>13084419
    Eat the bloody entrails of the mage
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)23:25 No.13084514
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    the Barrelbarian, regains his senses...

    "shit, there goes my only help..."

    You hide behind the bar counter and view the aftermath of the carnage.
    bits of the young mage are everywhere...
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:27 No.13084531
    >>13084514
    Another victory for Chickadee

    Now devour the Mage's delicious brainmeats.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:27 No.13084535
    Come out before him and show your power!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:28 No.13084544
    >>13084514
    Perch on his shoulder. Wearing the hat.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:28 No.13084548
    >>13084514
    present yourself to him in a way that suggests you could be the help he needs. Possibly by dancing on the wizards corpse.
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)23:36 No.13084621
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    Mmmm delicious brain-meats!

    "Well i guess you got to make the best of a bad thing there little buddy." the Barrelbarian sighs.
    "I like the cut of your jib, pal, how bout you and me take out that green bastard ourselves?"

    You level up (not from the brain-meats)
    speed:1
    strength:4
    toughness:1
    intelligence:1

    Feats: Powerpeck (str)

    --pick 3 points to go to 1 stat, what you pick also determines the feat you get.

    --only taking the first 5 votes.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:38 No.13084640
    >>13084621
    speed! bringer of death!
    >> τιτυs !titusGG64g 12/08/10(Wed)23:38 No.13084643
    to speed. I think we also deserve an intelligence boost from the sweet brain meat, as well proof of the intelligence we used in owning this fucker.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:38 No.13084647
    >>13084621

    Speed, beak of the north star up in here.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:39 No.13084651
    >>13084621
    Well, I promised speed last time so I'm voting speed now.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:40 No.13084664
    >>13084643
    Seconding Intelligence. Being smarter means knowing HOW to better apply our CHICKADEE KICK!
    >> The Pole 12/08/10(Wed)23:40 No.13084667
    the barrelbarian needed a wizard, we should take intelligence and be the magic user of the group
    >> I-C003-IN 12/08/10(Wed)23:41 No.13084679
    rolled 50 = 50

    Speed as last time.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:42 No.13084681
    >>13084621
    Intelligence we won through our use of tactics
    >> τιτυs !titusGG64g 12/08/10(Wed)23:45 No.13084713
    >>13084681
    Why boost a skill we already know we have?

    No, if anything, it proves that we have a lot of int already.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:47 No.13084735
    Vote speed this time, like we said last time. Next time, we'll go for intelligence.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:47 No.13084736
    I'm voting for intelligence. If we get a high enough int we should learn how to speak common instead of only understanding it.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:47 No.13084741
    >>13084664
    >seconding intelligence
    >post quoted doesn't recommend intelligence
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:50 No.13084762
    >>13084741
    >also intelligence
    Look again, rbo.

    I recommend IQ, if only so we can has learn commonspeak
    >> dontmindme 12/08/10(Wed)23:52 No.13084782
    >>13084640
    >>13084643
    >>13084647
    >>13084651
    >>13084664
    speed it is!

    speed:4
    strength:4
    toughness:1
    intelligence:1

    Feats: Powerpeck (str), *new* mach 1 (spd)

    you can now dive at mach one!
    **it makes you very tired however**

    The Barrelbarian waits for your answer, as well as thinking how crazy he his for talking to a bird in a crowded bar
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:52 No.13084790
    Intelligence GET!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:53 No.13084798
    >>13084790
    ... damnit, too slow.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:53 No.13084799
    >>13084782
    Nod frantically.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:54 No.13084803
    Lets score us some bird seed
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:54 No.13084805
    >>13084782
    Bow to him dramatically and chirp something bold.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:54 No.13084812
    >>13084782
    Pick up a piece of the fallen mage, sit on the barbarian's shoulder and sing.
    Look proud, tough, and like a boss.
    >> I-C003-IN 12/08/10(Wed)23:55 No.13084829
    rolled 93 = 93

    Hop onto his shoulder and nod our head.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:55 No.13084830
    >>13084782
    Give him a bro wing!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)23:59 No.13084864
    give the barrelbarian a bro wing
    >> τιτυs !titusGG64g 12/09/10(Thu)00:01 No.13084893
    >>13084799
    >>13084805
    >>13084812
    >>13084829
    >>13084830
    >>13084864
    Do all of it!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:02 No.13084899
    >>13084643
    Agreed.
    Speedy, somewhat intelligent, and brawny as a dire chicadee should be, we're getting strong!
    >> dontmindme 12/09/10(Thu)00:06 No.13084938
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    To Be Continued!

    *party member get!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:11 No.13084988
    >>13084938
    Well, a barely-controllable ragemonkey is a fitting companion for our insanely bloodthirsty chickadee.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:12 No.13085000
    Hey guys, Powerpeck+Mach1+Owlbear Joust...
    Anyone else smell cheese?
    >> The Pole 12/09/10(Thu)00:16 No.13085050
    >>13085000
    its a last ditch maneuver, like the Picard Maneuver
    >> I-C003-IN 12/09/10(Thu)00:18 No.13085070
    >>13085000
    Yes I know I do.
    >> dontmindme 12/09/10(Thu)00:18 No.13085076
    >>13085000
    speed stat raises accuracy, but powerpeck and joust mode lowers it. so be careful when you try it
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:20 No.13085089
    >>13084782
    Is this literal Mach 1 where we break the sound barrier and create a sonic boom, or just going really fast?
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:24 No.13085121
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    >>13085089
    340.29 m / s is literal Mach 1..Jesus fuck.
    >> dontmindme 12/09/10(Thu)00:29 No.13085173
    >>13085089
    you cant break the sound barrier with mach one. (340 m/s)

    Mach one can be used in a short burst
    but with toughness at 1 don't run into anything without protection.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)00:55 No.13085427
    >>13085173
    Next level we need to get toughness anyway, lest we get slapped out of the air at every slight hit
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)01:02 No.13085498
    BEST QUEST EVER.
    >> dontmindme 12/09/10(Thu)01:10 No.13085562
    >>13085498
    glad my first time doing something like this is going so well!
    anyway Chickadee Quest continues tomorrow at either 6 or 7!
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)01:18 No.13085644
    >>13082718
    saved

    >>13083582

    FUCKING.
    SAVED.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)01:58 No.13086042
    >>13085562
    You should acquire a trip
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)03:12 No.13086729
    Forever Immortalized.
    >> Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)03:13 No.13086735
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    >>13086729
    damn it



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