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    68 KB Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:00 No.12972762  
    "Oh, hey! Someone else made it to the shelter before it locked. Did anyone else make it before the seals clamed in? I guess not...

    But hey, at least I'm not alone in here! The name's Dave, dude. Good to meet you. Put your stuff down, bro. I'll show you where everything is. Okay. That slot gives us our daily water and food rations for the next five years. It's programmed to run for ten, but after five the contagion will be gone. In ther door is the bathroom and shower, and in here near me are the life support systems that run the bunker. We also got a radio in case anyone made it to other ones, so we can talk to people maybe. Apart from that... we got a laptop here that has pretty much every RPG ever written on it, and die rollers and minis, but no Internet connection. Seems the creators didn't get around to hooking that up... but as far as I can tell, oxygen, power, consumables, water and radio are going to last the five years in here."

    tl;dr - Stuck in a tiny bunker with Dave, a radio which may or may not contact other bunkers and every RPG ever written. Could you survive five years without going insane?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:03 No.12972791
    If that is in fact a sketch of Rei in the bottom left there, then no. Otherwise, I think I'll manage.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:04 No.12972808
    He is not pretty enough for Pretend.
    I'll probably eat him shortly.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:05 No.12972824
    Kill Dave, make a lampshade from his skin and a chair from his bones, and play Solitaire on the computer for the next 5 years.

    I'll have a higher chance of emerging sane than with Dave alive.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 11/29/10(Mon)20:05 No.12972825
    >>12972762
    He seems like a pretty chill guy, and there's plenty in the way of entertainment. If the Radio does contact other Bunkers then that'll help stave off cabin fever, maybe. Sounds survivable, with a bit of patience.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:05 No.12972826
    This will only end with me either killing myself or killing him
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:06 No.12972828
    me and dave are gonna have a blast.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:07 No.12972849
    There's no music, is there?
    Fuck that, I'd kill myself.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:09 No.12972867
    I've been around guys like Dave. You will be a certifiable lunatic if you're forced into a confined space with him for more than a week. I'd rather be stuck with a rabid dog or a brobro.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:14 No.12972925
    Seems like a pretty chill guy, good thing I brought my hardrive with tons of music. If other people in different bunkers got the same arrangement we can play via radio.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:15 No.12972937
    >>12972925

    If not you can explain the rules. You got the time...
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:17 No.12972950
    "Hello, Dave, I'm Barry. This place reminds me of Riker's. Those sons of whores took my D&D books away from me because they thought it was helping me plot my escape. They were wrong, it was those Robert Howard books that were doing that.
    So, what edition do you prefer? We've got a lot of fucking time, and I'm a patient man. Just... Don't pick the wrong edition. Me and the other inmates fought in the Edition Wars too. Men died, Dave. So which is it?"
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:17 No.12972953
    Look at the way his hair is matted at the base

    I bet he smells like an old gym sock
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:18 No.12972972
    I'm a pretty chill guy, and mental endurance and perseverance usually reserved for inanimate objects.

    If Dave doesn't have a mental breakdown that endangers us I think we'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:20 No.12972983
    >>12972762

    Is Dave a GURPs fanboy?

    No? We're good to go.
    Yes? This can only end in suffering.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:23 No.12973014
    >>12972762
    >no Internet connection.
    >Could you survive five years without going insane?
    No; I'm an Internet addict. I use it both for the majority of conversations and for my daily fap(s).

    Bereft of both, I shall slowly go insane and take it out on poor Dave. I shall explain this to him, and ask him to kill me, and turn my body into jerky, so that he can at least have some extra meat to tide him over from the rations.

    It's all I can do.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:23 No.12973015
    Determine if I can contact other bunkers reliably. If so, Dave is expendable.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:24 No.12973022
    he better have a decent sized cock because there's no way I'm going to make it 5 years with only my toys
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:24 No.12973025
    >>12972762
    >he has long hair
    in b4 everybody goes gay because Dave has ONE semi-female characteristic
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:25 No.12973035
    So... no music, no actual books, no people, NOTHING to do, only water to drink. Oh, and Dave. This might just be hell, gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:27 No.12973051
    can we substitute dave for a /tg/ namefag?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:27 No.12973054
    >>12973022
    It's probably the apocalypse. I don't think you've got much room to be picky.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:27 No.12973057
    so 5 years of pretend and one-on-one RPs?
    ohhh, god... this will be bad
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:29 No.12973070
    depends on my willingnes to turn gay after a couple years
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:29 No.12973078
    >>12973054
    oh well, i'll make him learn to use his tongue if thats what it akes
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:29 No.12973079
    1.Murder Dave.
    2.Spend the next five years trying out necromancy.
    3.Emerge.
    4. Raise Everything.
    5. Build Deep Rot.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:30 No.12973086
    >>12973054
    >>12973070
    after a few months i would try to unlock the door and search the wastes for a female(s) promising them food for sex
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:31 No.12973100
    >>12972762
    >>12973057
    >we got a laptop here that has pretty much every RPG ever written on it
    RPG IS A NEBULOUS TERM
    IT COULD BE THAT THERE ARE ACTUAL VIDYA RPGS ON THE LAPTOP TOO, AND OLD EMULATED CONSOLE ONES
    WE'LL GET TO PLAY THEM IN SHIFTS
    >and then the laptop screen breaks from something on the ceiling or shelves hitting it
    >Dave and us blame each other
    >harsh words were said
    >lies were told instead
    >"I didn't mean to make you cry."
    >And before too very long
    >I was totally in love with you, I bathed in you,
    >Lost in you, captivated by you,
    >Amazed by you, dazed by you.
    >Nothing can go wrong
    >and then we gay out and are ostrasized and lynched six years later when we reunite with the rest of society
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:32 No.12973109
    I learn to paint/draw with whatever materials are in the bunker, do so for 5 years and hope to sell them for millions along with a book of my experience after we get out. Also eat Dave, or play games with him whichever.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:32 No.12973112
    >>12973086

    Um... this isn't Fallout. This is not radiation, it's some unknown viral infection. You'll probably be killed, and kill Dave in the process. Do you want to be a Dave Killer? No, you don't.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:32 No.12973113
    >>12973051
    In that case, it depends on the namefag, I guess. What namefags does /tg/ think it could stand being cooped up with for five years?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:33 No.12973129
    >>12973112
    I'd venture that I would, after two or three months.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:34 No.12973133
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    >>12973113

    I'll take scaredofshadows. Five years should be enough time to reform him and turn him into a oroductive member of the new society.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:34 No.12973136
    /tg/ doesn't resort to situational homosexuality nearly as much or as fast as /a/.
    I am not amused.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:34 No.12973140
    >>12973113

    inb4DLFG
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:35 No.12973150
    >>12973113
    I for one would love to be trapped in a room with RAWK or any of the female namefags really
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:35 No.12973155
    5 years? Assuming no health problems appear, I can do that.
    Dave looks like he knows a bit about computers, so maybe we can code our own RPG.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:35 No.12973157
    1,826 days in confinement, with no indicator of night and day...

    ... okay. I'd do it. I'd also not turn gay, would become a bro of Dave and we would emerge master DMs.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:36 No.12973166
    >wife and kid dead
    >dogs dead
    >Dave and nothing but RPGS.
    Escapism, fuck year.
    I would go mad, though. Instantly.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:37 No.12973173
    >>12973150
    RAWK is like seven feet tall and into BDSM. There are many elegan/tg/entlemen that would not mind being stuck in a bunker with her.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:37 No.12973176
    >Could you survive five years without going insane?
    Sure. I already am ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:37 No.12973178
    >>12973155
    >>Dave looks like he knows a bit about computers, so maybe we can code our own RPG.
    At which point, Dave tires to impress his new roommate/friend/only-companion for the next five years by saying, "sure!"

    Then you both break the laptop by fucking the data up somehow and kill each other in a tearful rage.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:38 No.12973185
    >>12973136
    Fa/tg/uys already get no sex and don't turn gay by being around other males, I don't see what 5 years with Dave would change to that.

    >>12973155
    Count me in.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:38 No.12973187
    >>12973173
    >>12973150

    i dunno if we'd be able to keep up with her libido though
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:40 No.12973205
    This seems acceptable, especially if its zombiepocolips. I'm a chill person so I get along with most people very well.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:40 No.12973208
    >>12973157
    >I'd also not turn gay
    >1,826 days in confinement
    I call bullshit. Go five years with only ONE OTHER HUMAN BEING IN A CONFINED SPACE WITH HELL OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR WITH QUITE POSSIBLY NO PORNOGRAPHY, and you don't think you'll go gay?

    >would become a bro of Dave and we would emerge master DMs.
    Unpossible. What helps to build a GM is having had run not only lots of campaigns, but also lots of players. With only one other player to play with, your skill level at "GM-ing" will cap fast.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:40 No.12973213
    >>12973205

    Dave and Dave II?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:41 No.12973215
    >>12973051
    Make it DLFG and I'm in. Hell, I'd even grow couple tentacles, just for her.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:41 No.12973216
    DO. WE. HAVE. TOILET. PAPER. FOR. FIVE. YEARS.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:42 No.12973236
    >>12973216
    >every RPG ever written.
    >inclues FATAL
    yes, there is plenty of toilet paper ...
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:42 No.12973237
    >>12973187
    If she'd be willing to go gay, I certainly good.

    I'd probably go insane with grief from losing my S.O., though.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 11/29/10(Mon)20:42 No.12973240
    >>12973208
    >Go five years with only ONE OTHER HUMAN BEING IN A CONFINED SPACE WITH HELL OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR WITH QUITE POSSIBLY NO PORNOGRAPHY

    Yea. Five years is a long time to go without. In such circumstances, I imagine that sooner or later something's going to happen, regardless of gender or appearance. Unless we're talking about a Luke, of course.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:42 No.12973241
    This is kind of how your life would be after a while.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmgLOKRl5J0
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:43 No.12973242
    >>12973208
    you can draw porn you know
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:43 No.12973245
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    >>12973216

    Possibility 1) - Yes, and all is well.
    Possibility 2) - No, but the shower is right there.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:43 No.12973249
    >>12973236
    Pdf. No printer.
    FFUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:43 No.12973251
    >>12973237
    last i checked gender didn't matter, just that she was the sub
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:45 No.12973263
    >>12973216
    ...OH FUCKING SHIT.

    Do...do we even have CLOTHES WASHING RESOURCES available for five years? I don't care if I get a single jumpsuit to wear all the damn time for the next five years, it just needs to be WASHED every so often goddammit. Otherwise, I'm just going about naked. No sense in wearing dirty clothes if I'm clean from the shelter's shower.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:45 No.12973265
    op draw us a map of the shelter in like ms pain or something
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:46 No.12973281
    >>12972762
    well, good thing I always leave with a bug-out bag in emergencies. good thing this shelter is powered. I always bring my laptop and terabyte HD with me, has all my porn and roms/movies, so we'd balance rpg's with old school 8 and 16 bit vidya, porn and pirated movies

    feelsgoodman.jpg
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:47 No.12973284
    >>12973242
    Do you think that if I could draw porn I liked enough that I wouldn't wait in painful lust for the next Comiket to arise in the latter half of each year?

    Even if five years is a good, long time to practice, it doesn't change that there'd be no variation.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:47 No.12973288
    >>12973263
    Well, 'consumables' are included.
    No sense in dressing up every day just to have to wash your clothes, though.
    Doubly so if you do go gay.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:49 No.12973299
    >>12973251
    That is pretty creepy that you 'checked'. But I'm a Dom anyway, so that works out.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:49 No.12973306
    >>12973299
    Any and all things relating to nigh-all trip/namefags is creepy.

    It's not the Anon's fault; it's the fags'.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:50 No.12973309
    >>12973113

    I`d take Deathleapers Fangirl. She is a girl (which is a plus, no matter how she actually looks, 5 years in isolation will help us overcome such things), and I often find myself agreeing with the stuff she writes.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:51 No.12973318
    >>12973309
    >no matter how she actually looks
    I dunno about that statement, bro. You know HOW ugly people can get.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:51 No.12973320
    >>12973288
    Just get some sweet radio-sex with the feminine voice on the radio. Its probably a guy, but you won't know for 5 years.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:52 No.12973334
    >>12973309
    >>12973318
    Eh, I hate fatties, but locked together for 5 years? Probably gonna get her preggers.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:53 No.12973343
    >>12973334
    And that, good sir, is why I'd prefer Dave.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:54 No.12973344
    >>12972762
    >That slot gives us our daily water and food rations for the next five years.
    What's to stop me and Dave from getting more than just one daily ration set(s)?

    Obviously this shelter was built for more than just two people from Dave's first statements. How does its computer system know not to give us a larger diet to subsist on for five years, say, for like 10 people? Each day, Dave and I, if we so chose, could get enough rations for 5 people.

    I assume 10, because that's the smallest number of people that I'd assume be practical to make an individual contagion shelter for.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:54 No.12973349
    >>12973318

    I know. I know. But if she is not monstrous (like 400 pounds combined with a bad skin problem) I think I`ll be fine. Good sex is an emotional thing for me.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:55 No.12973355
    >>12973343
    Yeah, I'd rather go gay for Dave than do it with a fat and/or ugly person.

    At least we know how he supposedly would look like from OP's pic.
    >> The Rogue !cpL.vkuD66 11/29/10(Mon)20:55 No.12973356
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    "Hey, cool place. Happy to meet you Dave.

    Oh, OK. Water, food, RPGs; nice.

    So where does the booze come out?

    Whaddya mean? Don't... don't even joke about that. There's no way they didn't set us up with some booze, right? There's, there's just got to be some around here.

    I'm going to check under the bed.

    Nope, not there. They really must have hidden it pretty well. What, are you kidding me? Ha, yeah right. We just... We just aren't looking hard enough, okay? Okay.

    I AM calm Dave. I'm completely calm. Don't look at me like that, Dave.

    There's... There's just got to be booze around here somewhere. Right?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:55 No.12973358
    >>12973349
    She's apparently the opposite. Close to unhealthily thin.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:55 No.12973365
    >>12973344

    And why would you want that?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:56 No.12973373
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    >>12972791

    looks more like Lain. I think we're good.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:56 No.12973374
    >>12973320
    Aural sex would be nice, but how could I fap with Dave nearby?

    That leads to eventual comparing of each other's boners, then each other's bodies, then attempting to Double Dutch Rudder each other, then eventually culminating in full-on balls-are-touching gay.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:58 No.12973387
    Sergalfag sounds like a great person to be cooped up with, maybe some class will rub off on me.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:58 No.12973389
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    Here's the blueprint.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:58 No.12973391
    >>12972950
    >Don't pick the wrong edition. Me and the other inmates fought in the Edition Wars too. Men died, Dave. So which is it?"
    "Nam? fuck 'Nam. I fought in the edition wars"
    *looooooooooooooong drink from a whisky bottle*
    "I didn't make it"
    "I'm dead inside"
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:59 No.12973400
    >>12973334

    Hopefully, condoms are included under "consumables"

    otherwise, five years of blowjobs!
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)20:59 No.12973405
    >>12973365
    It's an option, I guess. It's not so much that I want to soak my loneliness in overeating for five years, it's more that I want to not be kept on "Ration Delivered: 250 grams high-nutrient slurry and 1/2 liter water" once a day.

    Even if it is just the same thing each time, having more of each thing could at least be played with, or the water hoarded in semi-small amounts, in case the computer system cops out one day.
    >> Servant of the Emperor 11/29/10(Mon)20:59 No.12973406
    >>12973309
    I would as well, got to know a few scots, general nice. course could've just been lucky.
    So DLFG, are you prepared to kick my ass in 40k for the next five years?

    Dave seems a little weird, and pretty messy. I'd probably get pissed if his pile fell over onto my stuff.
    Crap, who's going to DM?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:00 No.12973409
    "Alright, you shower first then," I said to Dave. He seemed like a nice enough guy. Hell, at least he knew to shower. That alone put him ahead of half the people at my local hobby shop. Browsing through the rules of Spycraft with the intention of running a solo for the guy, the shock of the radio turning on made me jump.

    "Is anyone out there," the voice said, more of a plea than anything. My hands fumbled for the dials. "Thank FUCK," I sighed into the microphone, "Someone else to talk to. Just two of us over here."

    "Same here," the voice replied. "I'm Pete. Thought it'd just be me and Dave playing RPGs for years."

    Weird. "I'm Mike. Small world, other guy over here is named Dave." There was a laugh from the radio. "Haha! Fuck, that's going to get weird. Hey Dave, I raised some guy on the radio. His name's Mike."

    "Sup, Mike," came the distant voice from the speaker. Dave's voice. MY Dave's voice. My hands shook. Behind me, in the bathroom, Dave was still scatting a tune from Super Mario Bros. I clicked on the microphone again.

    "H-hey. Pete. What's Dave look like?" There was a confused pause. "I dunno. Skinny. Long hair. Shitty little spike beard. No offense, Dave."

    "S'cool," came the Other Dave's voice.

    "Pete," I began, my grip growing damp. "Is there, like, a shitty drawing of Rei next to the computers that Dave drew?" As I asked, I stared into those penciled eyes, just askew enough to defy all sense Euclidean biology.

    Pete's voice started to develop a rising note of concern. "... Y-yeah."

    "Pete... I think we have more in common than you know."

    And we weren't alone. Those were the first days of my time in that terrible experiment. Project Dave.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:00 No.12973410
    >>12973356
    Hopefully it the food dispenses a sugary food or drink that you can ferment.
    >> scaredofshadows !!dfImxwWkJxb 11/29/10(Mon)21:00 No.12973413
    likely stuff dave inside nearest box and tie it shut

    would be better than ripping him apart, yeah?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:01 No.12973426
    Well, I prefer guys who don't look like they haven't seen "outside" in years, but 5 years is a long time...
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:01 No.12973428
    >>12973389

    There's a small hallway outside of this, but that too is sealed (airlock hallway)
    >> [TA] Hammer !egadmBRMTc 11/29/10(Mon)21:01 No.12973433
    >>12973389
    >Single bed
    Whelp, not going to stay straight

    >Deorker 7:20
    Yeah captcha, I should probably get to bed for that De-orking in the morning
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:02 No.12973435
    >>12972950

    "Well Barry, the thing is don`t really play DnD, so I can`t tell you which edition I prefer. But how would you like to play some Dark Heresy or Cthulhutech? I prefer to be Gamemaster."
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:02 No.12973441
    There is no Dave. You ate Dave a long time ago and the guilt has driven you insane, so that you always see him there, that insipid vacant stare on his face.

    He's judging you, and what you did.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:02 No.12973444
    >>12973389
    ...I was expecting a government issue bunker/shelter.

    This looks like a hastily refurbished one-floor condo. Evidence is in that there's a bathtub, instead of a shower alone, and only room enough for two people.

    This isn't going to be as nice as I thought. I thought that if it was a government shelter, it'd be built for more people (which didn't make it in), so that Dave and I could have both "personal" spaces and a communal space.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:03 No.12973448
    >>12973409
    This is awesome. Please continue.
    >> CommissarMega !!EJmdGZdQ+SD 11/29/10(Mon)21:03 No.12973451
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    Greetings fellow escapes from the contagion.
    This is Mega over in bunker 37.
    We never got a radio but some other thread gave me this ridiculous power that lets everyone hear me ALL THE TIME.
    Prepare to hear me for the next 5 years.
    Oh look some beer.
    >> Boomer !!bcdVCSUmpgT 11/29/10(Mon)21:03 No.12973452
    >>12973356
    Rogue, I brought a bottle of emergency rum, just in case of apocalypse. And we can always use the cooking supplies to make more rum out of the candy in the rations, yes we will have snickers based rum. We good.

    Also, I wanna try GURPS, have not tried it yet. I'll avoid running games like Cthulhu, we do NOT need mind screws until a good year or two has gone by and I know we are all mentally sound enough for it.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:04 No.12973459
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    >>12973409
    >> Boomer !!bcdVCSUmpgT 11/29/10(Mon)21:05 No.12973462
    >>12973444
    We are only seeing one room of the place, it's cool. Pretty sure we have a whole house.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:05 No.12973464
    >>12973409
    that's... kinda cool, actually...
    calling it, turns out Dave is either a Eldritch Abomination From Beyond the Stars (tm) or a hallucination brought on from the contagion.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:05 No.12973465
    >>12973435
    >"Well Barry, the thing is don`t really play Dn-BANG

    "Fucking 4rry. Wait, oh fuck, who am I gonna rape now!? AAAAGH, Barry why do you do this to yourself!?"
    >> Servant of the Emperor 11/29/10(Mon)21:05 No.12973466
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    mfw One Bed.
    >>12973409
    Well, that's a frightening notion.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 11/29/10(Mon)21:05 No.12973468
    >>12973406
    >So DLFG, are you prepared to kick my ass in 40k for the next five years?

    Haha. I could live with that.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:05 No.12973470
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    >suddenly
    >tripfags and namefags pop out the woodwork in this thread
    >and they're even talking to each other
    Welp, that was fun while it lasted.
    >> The Rogue !cpL.vkuD66 11/29/10(Mon)21:05 No.12973472
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    I think I understand.

    But seriously though, where do we get our liquor?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:06 No.12973476
    >>12973409 Project Dave.

    FUND IT
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:07 No.12973488
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    His eyes feel like they're undressing me already... God, I just know I'd end up getting knocked up. And with someone like that. It's not fair.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:07 No.12973492
    I think dave is a pretty cool guy. eh lives in a bunker with me and doesnt afraid of anything.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:08 No.12973497
    >>12973464
    No, Dave's a government-issued clone companion for everyone who was lucky enough to get in a shelter.

    >and then the entire radio channel is nothing but discussions and arguments as to "what" Dave is for the next 5 years, with each Dave not explaining a thing
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:08 No.12973502
    >>12973488
    protip: anal/oral
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:08 No.12973503
    >>12973488
    that's why im bringing a backpack full of condoms
    >> Boomer !!bcdVCSUmpgT 11/29/10(Mon)21:09 No.12973507
    >>12973472
    I told you I brought rum. And it seems some people think we're gonna be alone in here, but the OP did say... oh wait, it didn't specify how many of us were in here with Dave. Damn, man, one player RPGs suck...
    >> [TA] Hammer !egadmBRMTc 11/29/10(Mon)21:09 No.12973509
    To be honest I wouldn't love being stuck with DLFG for that long.
    So many little firewarrior bodies... They never stood a chance...
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:09 No.12973510
    >>12973472

    Make it yourself, it isn't hard. You just gotta be patient for three months, and make many, many batches.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:09 No.12973518
    >>12973488
    >your post
    WELL, LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

    NOW I'M AROUSED GODDAMMIT.

    I HATE YOU. NOW I HAVE TO LEAVE AND FAP.
    >> The Rogue !cpL.vkuD66 11/29/10(Mon)21:09 No.12973519
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    >>12973452
    mfw Snickers Rum
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:10 No.12973525
    >>12973502

    You think self-control will last for a full five years? Even I have to admit, that anal/oral will only take you so far.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:10 No.12973529
    >>12973409
    >>12973409
    oh god, I lol'd heartly
    >> Servant of the Emperor 11/29/10(Mon)21:12 No.12973536
    >>12973488
    You could always kill him and leave him in the airlock, out of the way.

    Radio discussions open up on how they killed their daves.
    "I clippeed mine with a Gurps book he had behind him, looks like i found a use of that ruleset afterall."
    >> Boomer !!bcdVCSUmpgT 11/29/10(Mon)21:12 No.12973537
    >>12973519
    THAT"S THE SPIRIT!

    Heh heh, spirit...
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:12 No.12973541
    >>12973510
    >>12973472
    >>12973356
    You can attempt to ferment any starchy food that comes out of your rations, like bread into beer, or fruits/juices into wine just by leaving it in water.

    It's chancy though. When you do home air-fermentation, you gotta hope to sweet god that some other microbe doesn't contaminate your creation. God forbid, a bad microbe and your alcohol-microbros cross-breed, and make a liquid that IS alcoholic, but at the same time is poisonous.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:12 No.12973542
    >>12973488

    Make condoms out of the cling-wrap that the food is wrapped in.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:12 No.12973544
    >>12973507
    Vaul/tg/ames?
    I'd still go stark, raving mad within a week, though.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:12 No.12973545
    >>12973536
    Can we please derail this thread in ways to kill Dave?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:13 No.12973549
    Fuck plant
    Eat dave
    Play with rations
    >> Servant of the Emperor 11/29/10(Mon)21:14 No.12973561
    >>12973545
    It's not derailing, its still on topic! of Dave and our bunker.

    And dont forget we can sorta reach the other bunkers, we just have to go off of a trust policy on the radio chats on the results of dice rolls.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:14 No.12973563
    >>12973545
    No, because most of us with sense realize it's better to have a nerdy, kind-of annoyingly-nice roommate for five years than NO HUMAN CONTACT AT ALL, AND HIS CORPSE JUDGING YOU FROM A CORNER UNTIL THE AIRLOCK IS SAFE TO OPEN.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:15 No.12973564
    >>12973519
    >>12973452

    How precisely would one make Snickers Rum? This is one of the more promising things /tg/ has stumbled upon, and we owe it to ourselves to try this concoction as the greatest export of /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:15 No.12973565
    >>12973545
    >Take a chair to the back of his head.
    >Repeatedly
    >Then eat.
    >Repeat with all imaginary daves once insanity sets in
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:15 No.12973568
    you know if you kill dave there is no way to dispose of his corpse

    he may smell bad now, but it will only get worse
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:15 No.12973570
    >>12973561
    How easy would it be to force Dave to choke on said dice?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:16 No.12973575
    >>12973563
    You have human contact via radio.
    You also have waste disposal, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:16 No.12973576
    I'd fuck dave, but i wouldn't let him fuck me.

    He seems enough of a pussy to allow that to happen for 5 years.

    Pretty sure i could be the dominant one in this relationship. 5 years of being a killer DM
    >> Boomer !!bcdVCSUmpgT 11/29/10(Mon)21:16 No.12973579
    >>12973564
    Pretty much, same kind of still you make rum in, but with mashed up snickers in their under pressure.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:16 No.12973581
    >>12973561
    >>12972762
    A lot of you forget that radio contact to other bunkers is a "maybe."

    There's a strong chance that a lot of you aren't accepting that Dave may well be the only one you can talk to for the next five years, supposing that your radio can't reach any other shelter.
    >> Lute 11/29/10(Mon)21:16 No.12973587
    >>12973563
    He's only judging you if you don't gouge his eyes out.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:17 No.12973597
    >>12973568
    Chop into pieces, dispose down whatever hole I shit in.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:17 No.12973598
    OH YEAH, blueprint is meant to have a toilet. There IS a toilet there.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:17 No.12973602
    Five years without anything even remotely stimulating?
    Fuck. You. With. A. Cactus.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:18 No.12973605
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    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:18 No.12973610
    >>12973587
    Then his black, empty eyesockets will bleed old blood and putrescence as they rot, and stare at you from beyond the grave.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:18 No.12973611
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    >>12973409
    >Project Dave
    >> Lute 11/29/10(Mon)21:19 No.12973614
    >>12973610
    ... I turn Dave's body to face the wall.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:19 No.12973615
    >>12973610
    I flushed him down the toilet years ago. [spoiler] After I ate him.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:19 No.12973616
    >>12973576
    You are not a bro.
    Not a bro at all.
    You don't deserve Dave.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:19 No.12973618
    >There's a strong chance that a lot of you aren't accepting that Dave may well be the only one you can talk to for the next five years
    Because to admit it is to invite madness.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:20 No.12973623
    >>12973614
    Dave will then >>12973568

    Enjoy your corpse-stench.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:22 No.12973637
    >>12972762
    > green shirt
    > brown pants
    > lanky frame
    > chin sruff

    Ruh roh, Raggy.
    >> CommissarMega !!EJmdGZdQ+SD 11/29/10(Mon)21:23 No.12973640
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    After spending 3 years with dave, you caved in and killed him. Many of the other people on the radio seem to have done the same.
    It was a lonely two years, but it's over and you can finally leave this hellhole.
    Just as the clamps on the door clack open and you start to swing open the door, you hear a last message over the radio stating "testing inconclusive". "odd" you think as you step through the doorway into freedom and see....Dave... and Dave says to you.
    "Oh, hey! Someone else made it to the shelter before it locked. Did anyone else make it before the seals clamed in? I guess not...

    But hey, at least I'm not alone in here! The name's Dave, dude. Good to meet you. Put your stuff down, bro. I'll show you where everything is. Okay. That slot gives us our daily water and food rations for the next five years. It's programmed to run for ten, but after five the contagion will be gone. In ther door is the bathroom and shower, and in here near me are the life support systems that run the bunker. We also got a radio in case anyone made it to other ones, so we can talk to people maybe. Apart from that... we got a laptop here that has pretty much every RPG ever written on it, and die rollers and minis, but no Internet connection. Seems the creators didn't get around to hooking that up... but as far as I can tell, oxygen, power, consumables, water and radio are going to last the five years in here."
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:23 No.12973642
    >>12973637
    HE LEFT SCOOBY OUTSIDE TO DIE? HE MUST PAY FOR HIS SINS WITH HIS BLOOD!
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:24 No.12973646
    >>12973389
    Fuck that. After I come back from a shower, I'm MSPainting a real shelter for Dave and I.
    It'll be something that actually looks like a shelter. Not what I think is his apartment with a ration dispenser and airlock installed.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 11/29/10(Mon)21:25 No.12973657
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    "Oh, hey! Someone el-
    >BANG
    ...
    ...
    ...
    "Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for tuning in this day to Skull Radio, where we play only the finest House, Electronic, Techno, Club, and Rap music. I'm your host, DJ Skull, and today I have the most recent compilation from the former Ministry of Sound. Stay stylish, my listeners, for good music...will never die."

    >from Loelta
    >> Lute 11/29/10(Mon)21:26 No.12973661
    >>12973623
    Ew. I hate dead bodies. Can't I just burn it?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:26 No.12973672
    >>12973640
    If this happens, you at least know it's then perfectly safe an available to go gay with Dave.

    1. He ain't going anywhere. Fate made sure of that.
    2. Well, another five years, since you killed him and obviously reset the experiment or whatever timer once you walked into the new room. They needed another two years to make a new Dave and shelter outside the old one.
    3. Let's try NOT killing Dave this five-year go-round and see what happens.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:27 No.12973673
    >>12973640
    FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCK!
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:28 No.12973685
    >>12973640

    >railroading

    CHOOCHOO
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:29 No.12973697
    >>12973657

    >the finest House, Electronic, Techno, Club, and Rap music

    Shit, man. You have no fucking taste.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 11/29/10(Mon)21:30 No.12973704
    >>12973697

    You just mad your music ain't on the list.

    Hell, you probably like prog rock or some garbage.

    >luracte school
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:31 No.12973711
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    >>12973657
    >good music
    >House, Electronic, Techno, Club, and Rap
    >מיין פּנים ווען
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:32 No.12973727
    >>12973661
    The body catches fire with the improvised burning tools you made.
    The fire catches the rug on fire. It is on fire.
    The rug on fire catches the table on fire. It is on fire.
    The table on fire catches the some electronics behind the tinfoil curtain. They are on fire.
    The electronics behind the tinfoil curtain on fire catches Shelving 2 on fire. It is on fire.
    Shelving 2 on fire catches the Computers on fire. They are on fire.
    The Computers on fire catch Shelving 1 on fire. It is on fire.
    Shelving 1 on fire catches the Bed and Pillows on fire. They are on fire.
    The Furniture and Dave's Body on fire catches The Room on fire. It is on fire.
    The Room on fire catches you on fire. You are on fire.
    You on fire run into the Bathroom and catch the Plant on fire. It is on fire.
    You Shower water on yourself. You are no longer on fire. You are Burned Lightly and Scared.
    The Room on fire catches the Bathroom on fire. It is burning.
    The Bathroom on fire catches you on fire again. You are on fire.
    You are on fire. You die horribly.
    >> Lute 11/29/10(Mon)21:34 No.12973749
    >>12973727
    ... Gee, thanks. Remind me not to survive the apocalypse.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:35 No.12973751
    >>12973727
    ...This sounds like the end of most Dorf Forts.

    A fitting end to the fa/tg/uy who wished to solve his problems with murder and fire.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:36 No.12973758
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    >>12973704

    WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT PROG ROCK
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:36 No.12973762
    >>12973704

    Why should I be mad about an imaginary radio channel not playing my prefered music? I`m just pointing out your shit taste in music, you clubbing hipster faggot.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:36 No.12973766
    >>12973640
    he gives you everything you need to survive. Sustenance, entertainment, socialization. But you greedily crave more. you want something beyond the simulation, beyond what is manageable and for that you must learn to be like Dave, to enjoy the satisfactory. The world ended because of your attitude of endless mindless consumption. This vault wasn't built just so that you could live, it was built so that you can be reeducated. It was built so that you can survive. It was built so that we can start anew.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 11/29/10(Mon)21:37 No.12973785
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    >>12973758

    IT'S SHIT.

    JUST LIKE METAL.

    >services Ulacdon
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:37 No.12973790
    >>12973704
    Shas, there are people who would risk a zombie apocalypse just to try and find your bunker and keep you off the radio for good.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 11/29/10(Mon)21:39 No.12973804
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    >>12973790

    Let them come. Battle stems boredom!

    >181 hicapors
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:40 No.12973812
    >>12973766
    Dave is neither satisfactory nor stimulating, though.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:40 No.12973815
    >>12973766
    >It was built so that we can start anew.
    It was also built to see if you go gay with Dave. There's a substantial pool going on as to whether or not you can last five years, and another one with in the "No" set that tries to guess when.

    Jenkins from Accounting, the bookie, says the average guess is that it'll be three months.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:40 No.12973817
    >>12973785
    Neal Peart and Phil Collins will crush you, and then duel to the death over who gets to add your skull to their drumkit.

    Neal will win, of course, and will craft drumsticks from Collins' bones.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:40 No.12973818
    >>12973790

    And I would be one of those. I would put on a gas mask and brave the contagion to take the fucker down.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:40 No.12973821
    >>12973790
    I'd risk the zombie apocalypse to keep him from writing letters, as well. Just head out of my own bunker, into his, lop off his hands, then zip back to mine again.

    Shas, hope you can fap with your feet.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:42 No.12973838
    Proceed to mindfuck everybody by shouting KOALA BEAR in a high pitched, obnoxiously loud voice into the radio mike at random intervals. Change the tone, pitch and intonation every two hours or so.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:42 No.12973845
    >>12973818
    >>12973821
    >>12973790
    Don't forget to crush his Tau minis or scatter them across the wasteland as you run away.
    >> Lute 11/29/10(Mon)21:42 No.12973846
    >>12973838
    Then they'd all be after YOU from their bunkers.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:44 No.12973864
    >>12973838

    You are aware I can turn down the radios volume?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:45 No.12973880
    >>12973846
    Only a few of them. The other people will start to envision it as a terrifying, but pleasant surprise.

    "Well, there was another KOALA BEAR yell on the radio today, Dave. Shows that time is at least passing."

    Eventually there will be a cult dedicated to worshiping the Koala Bear Calls, since they apparently mean that the five years is at least advancing and each randomly timed call means that the person in each shelter isn't being "forgotten."
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:45 No.12973882
    >>12973846
    They don't know where I am. Or how many of me are there. Of there is a me.
    Although I would give them some variety by announcing various shelters malfunctioning or going silent in a droning, mechanical voice.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:45 No.12973885
    >>12973838
    Hand-lopper anon here. I'll swing by yours, steal your lips and make it an amusing time chatting with you on the radio.

    Most of the dialogue you say would wind up sounding like "KOALA WEAR".
    >>12973845
    Not sure if I'd go that far, but I'd put a magnet into the HD with the 40K rules, to be sure.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:45 No.12973891
    >>12973864
    Hence random intervals.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:46 No.12973896
    Dave and I will swear an oath of bro-fealty to each other, renouncing all other desires except to spend our five years in a penitent, impossible quest - to make 3.5 balanced.
    >> Boomer !!bcdVCSUmpgT 11/29/10(Mon)21:46 No.12973899
    >>12973864
    Then you turn it up when you want to talk to someone, about 15 minutes in to the conversation you hear someone say "KOALA BEAR!". And you know... that just makes life more interesting.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:46 No.12973914
    >>12973896
    UNPOSSIBLE BRO, UNPOSSIBLE
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 11/29/10(Mon)21:47 No.12973918
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    Don't worry. I'll save a round for each of you. You won't be able to shut me up that easily.

    Now, on to the next song! We'll continue with a little Ludacris!

    >THE coratri
    >> Boomer !!bcdVCSUmpgT 11/29/10(Mon)21:47 No.12973921
    >>12973896
    Oh fuck that, just use a system without classes or levels.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:48 No.12973935
    >>12973880
    Well, Church of the Koala Call doesn't sound so bad as a basis for the new society.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:48 No.12973938
    >>12972762
    ...Dave sort of looks like a beta-guy. Sort of talks like one too.

    Let's say that for the five years, you somehow DON'T develop any romantic or homosexual feelings whatsoever for Dave, since he's a nice, imaginative guy whom you've accepted as a brother and new best friend. But INSTEAD he, once the airlock opens, has an unhealthy attachment to you, and won't ever, ever leave you alone.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:48 No.12973940
    >>12973899
    That raises the important point of being able to keep track of time and what that does to
    >KOALA WEAR
    the human psyche.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:49 No.12973959
    >>12973918

    I smash my radio.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:49 No.12973966
    KOALA

    BEAR

    he's behind you
    he ate Dave
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:51 No.12973985
    >>12973918
    You're part of the reason I never listen to radio (IRL). However that makes you feel.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:52 No.12973999
    >>12973409
    This is balls-tighteningly awesome
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:53 No.12974010
    >>12973918
    You better watch that door night and day. That bunker of yours looks awfully flammable.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:54 No.12974015
    >>12973940
    Not really, since we all have a computer and a Dave.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:54 No.12974016
    >>12973935
    And then one random group of bastards each independently decides that they need to deliver the Gospel of the Koala Bear Call over the radio, each one having his own interpretation of what it means.

    Original Caller is lost as everyone else takes to randomly Calling, as it becomes some sort of obscene prayer or greeting to other shelterees on the radio.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:57 No.12974054
    >>12974010
    You bring the trowels, I'll bring the concrete.
    We'll make that fucking bunker into his tomb, complete with a customized message on the front door:
    >404 forever
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:57 No.12974055
    >>12974016

    Hey, Koala Bear bunker five! How you holding up, Steve?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:57 No.12974057
    >>12974016
    -Koala Bear!
    -Koala Bear, Dave! How's it going?

    Better yet if no one can remember what the fuck was a koala bear anymore and everyone makes their own interpretation.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:57 No.12974059
    KOALA BEAR
    >> Servant of the Emperor 11/29/10(Mon)21:58 No.12974066
    >>12973918
    You know what's a neat little feature?
    Tuning to a different frequency.

    And if Dave likes listening to music all the time, I'll have to kill him. The airlock would be an ok place to store the body, just need to cover the nose when i leave, 5 years worth of rotting, pew.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)21:58 No.12974072
    >>12974055
    This is Koala Bear nine. You missed. We've got a Dave and a Mitch here, no Steves here.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:01 No.12974097
    >>12974072

    Aw, Koala Bear my friends! I must have dialled the wrong frequency! How are you, anyway?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:04 No.12974135
    This thread certainly took off. Congrats, you have earned the Dave Immemorium trophy, /tg/! It has been delivered to your safehouse.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:05 No.12974146
    >>12974097
    Koala Bear! Running the newest expansion Dave and I wrote for Pathfinder, adding in new races. We have problems filling in the loot on the treasure chart to reflect the new races, so .. y'know... its all Koala Bear suddenly.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:07 No.12974176
    >>12974146

    Well, anything we can Koala Bear you? Sometimes it just needs fresh perspective, man. We're having a Koala Bear day, anyway. Throw it at me, man!
    >> teka 11/29/10(Mon)22:08 No.12974179
    >>12974135
    yes, its in the safehouse.. right there across the room from the big heavy security door.. just head on in there

    *clang*
    "Oh, hey! Someone else made it to the shelter before it locked. Did anyone else make it before the seals clamed in? I guess not...

    But hey, at least I'm not alone in here! The name's Dave, dude. Good to meet you. Put your stuff down, bro. I'll show you where everything is. Okay. That slot gives us our daily water and food rations for the next five years. It's programmed to run for ten, but after five the contagion will be gone. In ther door is the bathroom and shower, and in here near me are the life support systems that run the bunker. We also got a radio in case anyone made it to other ones, so we can talk to people maybe. Apart from that....


    >it's a trap!
    >no, the other kind of trap, where you die.
    >> Boomer !!bcdVCSUmpgT 11/29/10(Mon)22:09 No.12974192
    >>12974146
    I hope you smurfs out there in the wasteland aren't gonna start using Koala Bear as a random replacement word. I'mma be playing something that is not D&D... seems we're all getting sane enough for Cthulhu games.

    ...END OF YEAR THREE, HAPPY NEW YEAR, TWO YEARS REMAINING...
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:15 No.12974268
    Guys, KOALA BEAR, me'n'Dave are gettin' gay-hitched!

    I know that it's gay, but we've been together for four years no--KOALA BEAR--w. Wish us luck, g--KOALA BEAR--uys.

    I'm just so damn happy. KOALA BEAR!

    >at which point everyone looked behind them at the Dave in their shelter in confusion
    >Dave would simply give his usual noncomittal shrug and raise his eyebrows in confusion
    >more than a few had strange, conflicting feeling when they heard that Dave was getting married to SOMEONE ELSE
    >those with enough willpower left punched themselves in their genitalia at such thoughts, only earning another glance of curiosity from Dave
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:15 No.12974272
    as you sit in the shelter you hear the moans of the zombie hoards and the screams of all those consumed by them
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:19 No.12974309
    >>12974272
    Which will then lead to more and more calls of KOALA BEAR on the radios, as each of the survivors use it as a prayer to let others, if not themselves, know that they're alive, and that they're drowning out the noise.

    Oh god. Koala Bear has the absolute ability to turn into a cult in these circumstances. Turner's Communitas and everything. Any religious anthropologist or sociologist in a shelter with Dave would have a hell of a fun time documenting the evolution of it.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:22 No.12974340
    I'd have him shaved, showered and thoroughly raped before the first week was up. Now I have 5 great years to relax and imagine stuff while training my little fuck-slut.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:25 No.12974373
    And then, at one point, a bunch of paranoid /x/enophiles in their shelters with drugs started going nuts, killing their Daves, and bellowing over the radio that "Koala Bear" is a government or Nazi/Jew/Alien/etc. meme-word that is rotting their brains away and turning them into sinful slaves. Having no real way of validating who was who, and "not a plant contributing to the spread of the word," their paranoia spread, and the words KOALA BEAR became a sound of terror and subjugation.

    And then the Radio War started between the Koala Bearists and the Conspiracists. With no real way of hurting the other parties, violent and amazing yelling wars went across the radio channels, sometimes for days.

    When the airlocks opened, both parties promised the other that their argument would be solved in blood.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:26 No.12974390
    >>12973409
    How'd I get into the bunker in the first place, again?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:27 No.12974398
    >>12974373

    ...after they wipe out the jackass playing rap 24/7.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:27 No.12974401
    >>12974373
    iminterestedtellmemoar_aya.jpg
    Seriously. I want more fluff.
    I may run this as a small-scale scenario with some of my players, with small timejumps in between every so-and-so sessions to represent time advancing.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:29 No.12974427
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    >>12974373
    >And then the Radio War started
    >>between the Koala Bearists
    >>and the Conspiracists
    This. Is going to be the best five years ever. Right, Dave?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:30 No.12974438
    >>12974340
    wierd, that's what I was thinking too.
    Rapemind?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:32 No.12974459
    >>12974438
    EVERYONE thinks that about a person they'd imagine being crammed into a small living space for the next five years.
    They just ignore the situationally homosexual voice in their heads and hope the other person is doing the same.

    Good thing Dave isn't a person; Dave is Dave.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:32 No.12974460
    rolled 24 = 24

    Dave's not gonna survive unless he gets me first. Five years is a long time, but hey, I'll give him a shot. (dont want the bunker cracked open after 3 days with a "Hey, false alarOH MY GOD")

    Anyone who thinks that 5 years is going to pass happily with two dudes in a cage stranded from outside contact... has a pretty rosy idea of human interactions.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:33 No.12974476
    "I know you're there and I know you're tuned in, because, let's face it, we don't have anything better to do.
    You are alive.
    You are not forgotten.
    And you will not be.
    Tell me about yourselves. Tell me about the people you lost. Every single one of them.
    I have two tera of free space here.
    I will record and type down everything you say.
    I will remember when you forget, and the archive will remember when I can't anymore.
    This is Shelter 32, signing off.
    Koala Bear."
    >> Dave 11/29/10(Mon)22:34 No.12974489
    >>12974373
    >the Radio War
    good god

    you've recreated religion, and already they have factions at each of their throats

    why can't we all get along with each other?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:37 No.12974507
    >>12974489
    Now THIS will be a trolling gold mine.
    Pretend to be a newly dead guy marvelling at the afterlife being a small, confined space shared with David, the guardian angel.
    >> Boomer !!bcdVCSUmpgT 11/29/10(Mon)22:37 No.12974519
    >>12974489
    Dave, you and me, with our snickers rum, will stay out of this... and pick up the pieces when it is over.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:37 No.12974521
    >>12974476
    "AAAAH AAAAAH I CAN'T HEAR YOU MONSTER SPOOK JEWNAZI AAAAAAH AAAAAAH"
    "YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN MY HEAD!"
    "The bear can't get me, the bear can't get me, the bear can't get m--"
    >KOALA BEAR!
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DAVE, DAVE, MAKE THEM STOP!"
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:42 No.12974558
    Strange thing is, everyone who takes the Companion Cube envisions it as a blonde, thin man called Dave.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:43 No.12974577
    >>12974558
    ...Wait, what? Why are you talking about Portal, Koala Bear? I for one do not envision as the faithful Weighted Companion Cube as anything other than the perfection he is.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:44 No.12974589
    >>12974519
    >in b4 snickers rum becomes the cultural beverage of choice for the 5-year survivors
    >> Lute 11/29/10(Mon)22:45 No.12974590
    >>12974558
    I miss that cube....
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:45 No.12974593
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    Bad news about Dave, guys...
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:47 No.12974615
    >>12974593
    He's actually a tall, broad-shouldered and man-faced girl?

    I knew there was always the possibility.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:47 No.12974621
    >>12974593

    best do sum slainin' cause I dont see what your implying
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:50 No.12974653
    >>12974621

    Check the flesh-coloured thing in teh circle.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:51 No.12974665
    >>12974593
    he owns a jumprope?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:52 No.12974683
    >>12974653

    At that resilution it could be something else, not likely but could.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:54 No.12974703
    Dave seems pretty cool, I think I could take 5 years in there. It'd be nice if we had one or two more people though, it'd be a lot more interesting that way.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:54 No.12974704
    >>12974593
    No that's mine. I didn't have anywhere else to put it and that seemed as good as any other spot.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:55 No.12974713
    Uhm, just to state that, I have a wireless internet stick that works over satelite. So as long as those Laptops have USB, we got internet. Time to look for some chatrooms, and can I bring my own laptop? that way we can camerachat, conversation is probably keeping me sane
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:56 No.12974723
    >>12974653

    That doesn't look anything like a dildo, if that's what you're trying to say. Paranoid faggot.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:57 No.12974747
    Why is Dave not up on sup/tg/?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)22:58 No.12974753
    >>12974723
    you sir have not seen many dildos then

    >Hotbude yes
    If only dave was hot captcha, if only, then we would make sweet love over the radio
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)23:00 No.12974778
    Dave seems pretty cool. He didn't say anything about his weeabo habits. So long as he doesn't touch me, I think I can survive. What sort've food we talkin'?
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)23:01 No.12974797
    >>12974713
    That's assuming that every part of the service keeps working without anyone tending to it, and that someone else has one of those.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)23:02 No.12974806
    >>12974778

    Well it has Snickers bars at the very least, earlier we were contemplating the possibility of fermenting Snickers Rum. Can't be too bad.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)23:08 No.12974883
    Sould Dave be put in the archives? It will probably be there five years or so...
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)23:09 No.12974890
    >>12974883
    just go save it to the archive already
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)23:27 No.12975065
    Honestly, I'm most concerned with 3 things:

    1. Seems like no room for vigorous exercise. Claustrophobia and atrophy are going to set in big-time in 5 years. If it's avoided, agoraphobia on release will be heinous.

    2. Dave freaking out, or wanting the gay. I'm pretty confident in my mental fortitude, but it'll be very difficult to deal with emotions and tensions in such an environment when expectations are different.

    3. On a larger scale- I hope there is contraception- redundant condom and pill- for those who are stuck in mixed gender isolation, because otherwise lots of survivors are going to die form birthing complications. Potential survivor babies are mostly going to be messed up as well.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)23:32 No.12975104
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    Thread has been sealed in the Archives from this point on.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)23:34 No.12975123
    >>12975065

    Imagine sharing your bunker with a girl who looks decent but absolutely LOATHES you.

    It couldnt end well

    Also, after a year or two you could theoretically open the door and have small trips to the outside
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)23:35 No.12975135
    >>12975065
    well that certainly would be easier than having to always resort to oral and anal for us
    >> Servant of the Emperor 11/29/10(Mon)23:37 No.12975146
    >>12975123
    Meh, basic instinct in that enclosed space means some point in those 5 years you get it on.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)23:39 No.12975162
    >>12974703

    I don't think I'd want more than 2... 3 or 4 and the ability to control and keep calm goes down quickly. Shit hits the fan much sooner with the dramatically increased complexity of 4 over 2.

    I dunno, so hard to gauge. 4 would be hellish in that tiny a space though, truly hellish.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)23:40 No.12975169
    >>12975146

    5 years of arguements, whining, passive-agresive attacks and maybe destroying your laptop out of spite
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)23:40 No.12975170
    >>12975146
    i'd probably break in the first month assuming I didn't bring anything to keep me distracted or the shower head wasn't moveable
    >> . 11/29/10(Mon)23:45 No.12975208
    Could I, yes. he probbaly won't be my friend after about a week, but I could tell him to shut up if he's too much. After a breaking in period, start working with him to develop a plan to fix shit when we get out. Eccentric people tend to be annoying as fuck, until they finally understand how to interact, then they are crazy useful.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)23:46 No.12975224
    >>12973113
    PMC-Fag, he'd show me how to be a man and shoot stuff. I miss him. Or his friend butler-fag, Jeeves would iron my pants.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)23:50 No.12975262
    Can I troll the other refugees into committing suicide over the radio? I think that could make for an enjoyable and productive 5 years. Or at least a few months.

    Might have to eat Dave though...
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)23:54 No.12975311
    try my hardest to take on the mindset of a Buddhist monk based on the five times I have learned about Buddhism in various classes, two of them being Religious studies.
    >> Anonymous 11/29/10(Mon)23:57 No.12975351
    >>12973356

    You make your own from the sugar in your drink packets and all the sweet water you can drink.

    As for dealing with dave, I'd deal. People are pack animals and go rather permanetly loopy without human feedback (documented lol). I'd probably have to lay out a really cheesy method to ensure communication even when we are cheese out at each other (like a meeting stick or something) to prevent eventually muder and then insanity, but yeah I'd deal and no homo either.

    But that's just me, I'm sure the incident of "men who have sex with dave " will be statistically high but yeah, I have no worries about it.
    >> Anonymous 11/30/10(Tue)00:03 No.12975409
    >>12975262
    still gonna have to deal with the smell
    >> Anonymous 11/30/10(Tue)00:06 No.12975435
    people talk about killing their Daves...

    bah.

    I would treasure my Dave, not as a lover, but as an investment!

    Just think, there will likely only ever be one production run of Dave clones. And post vault life, the Daves will have been an integral part of the surviving population popular culture.

    And with the high incidence of murder and anal prolapse related Dave death, that means that any Daves that survive the 5 years of vault life will be worth more than their weight in gold on account of rarity.

    Dave to me would be a man shaped, talking pile of invested money. I would do my best to maintain him and keep him healthy so that I can auction him off at the end of 5 years, and become filthy stinking rich.
    >> Anonymous 11/30/10(Tue)00:06 No.12975440
    Man, Dave seems like a bro. the apocalypse is going to be alllll right.
    >> Anonymous 11/30/10(Tue)00:10 No.12975473
    He looks kind of like my ex boyfriend (inb4gay), except uglier in pretty much every way. I'm sure I can warp my mind a bit and make that work. If I can't I'd probably go crazy.

    Him? Pfft. He'll go insane, unless he really wants to be the little girl. XD
    >> Anonymous 11/30/10(Tue)03:11 No.12977396
    Like everyone else, fuck Dave.

    Probably vary things a little. Agree not to look at each other for a couple weeks to grow facial hair/shave it off. Learn to program. Make a game, probably turn-based, that can be played over the radios. If there are environment suits, put together some internet; leave Wi-Fi sticks in all the airlocks I can find. Also, see what happens when you put two Daves in an shelter with each other.

    Other than that, chill, mourn family and pets.
    >> Anonymous 11/30/10(Tue)04:12 No.12977980
    >>12973409
    I love /tg/ so much
    >> Anonymous 11/30/10(Tue)04:14 No.12978007
    I have human contact
    And I have more than enough games
    If I were to become insane than damn nigga I be a mega pussy
    >> Anonymous 11/30/10(Tue)04:17 No.12978023
    tell him to get a fucking haircut, i hate hippies
    >> Anonymous 11/30/10(Tue)05:32 No.12978565
    my name is also dave.

    Fuck, this will get confusing.
    >> Anonymous 11/30/10(Tue)05:35 No.12978590
    >>12978565

    "Hello Dave. I, too, am Dave. We are all Dave."
    "Neat."
    >> Anonymous 11/30/10(Tue)05:47 No.12978713
    >>12978590
    WE HAVE BECOME ONE.
    >> Background events? 11/30/10(Tue)05:52 No.12978768
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    "Oh, hey! Someone else made it to the shelter before it locked. Did anyone else make it before the seals clamed in? I guess not...

    But hey, at least I'm not alone in here! The name's Dave, dude."


    "Gary? Gary. GARY GARY GARY GARY AAAAAAGH"
    >> Anonymous 11/30/10(Tue)06:06 No.12978913
    I see two possible outcomes.

    Scenario 1) Dave becomes my personal science project. I begin with social experiments dealing specifically with altering thought processes. Dave clearly knows nothing of these experiments as it would corrupt the data. When his mind is destroyed I begin finding ways to connect it to the computer. Hopefully by the time the 5 years is up I'll have developed a direct human interface device for computers. But in five years the most I'll probably accomplish is the destruction of Dave's mind.

    Scenario 2) For the first 2 years Dave and I carefully ration the dispensed food/soap/consumables building up a stock pile. I figure since they gave us a computer they also gave us spare parts in preparation for the inevitable. When we've rationed out about a year's worth of supplies the work begins. We begin studying the dispenser to discover how it works, find a way to connect the computer to it and attempt to alter it. How we alter it depends on how it works. If it simply contains a storage unit carrying a limited capacity if nutrient rich gruel (or some other form of limited food supply i.e. materials for making various meals), then we bust it open and used the dispenser to build small simple robots that we use to fight. If it is more advanced than that, say a star trek replicator, then we attempt to alter the process in hopes of making more gourmet meals, move onto synthetic materials such as plastics and eventually attempt to replicate a human. In reality we will break it, attempt to fix it and I will have to kill Dave for his share of the remaining food supply including his body.

    Either way, Dave will not survive.
    >> Anonymous 11/30/10(Tue)06:13 No.12979016
    I bet this is a scenario like Moon. Dave is really a robot.

    Sam Bell: Are you OK with that?
    Dave: I'm here to keep you safe, Sam. I want to help you.
    Sam Bell: Dave, am I a clone?
    Dave: Are you hungry?
    >> Anonymous 11/30/10(Tue)06:34 No.12979224
    It's five years.

    SUCK IT UP

    Insanity? Perhaps because of the enclosed conditions, but as for Dave, there are few human beings that are that truly insufferable when they know all they have for company is YOU.

    And as for sex, why? Five years, yeah, that sucks. But if people can get by surrounded by gorgeous people, for even longer, than you can suck it the fuck up.

    Think not on the time in the bunker, think on the time after. Prepare for that, hold that in your mind, and bam, good to go.

    And an aside, if you DID kill your Dave. How would you dispose of the body? A decomposing corpse would make the area unlivable, and potentially deadly. Do you risk exposure to whats outside by opening the door? Or do you lock the bathroom and pretend not to smell it?

    If he is really that bad, put up one of the blankets as a makeshift wall for private areas int he main living space!

    (Sorry long... late and should sleep... but... someone is wrong. On the internet!)
    >> Anonymous 11/30/10(Tue)14:55 No.12983004
    I'm fine without sex, I love small spaces, don't like getting drunk (more snickers rum for dave) and I have a very active imagination that can keep me entertained for hours at a time, especially after reading things like RPG Fluff.

    I think me and Dave will get along just fine, assuming he doesn't go gay on me. We could probably make some great RPGs

    So what if he's a clone? Clones are people too. Besides, if we ever get on each other's nerves, we can check up on the radio.



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