>>12901901

They won't. There's some real shenanigans that go behind keeping supernatural records away from prying eyes.

I'm not a supernatural myself, but don't you have like, witches and shit to reality-fuck the records into being unable to be found by the Silver Flame in any way shape or form?

>Emile Ravoldef

Get the shit out of my computer, Emile. And stop trolling me. Don't you cybersylphs have anything better to do?

There is practically no danger of that. The database is warded against malice. Anyone who accesses it with ill intent will find only gibberish.

>>12901911
>don't you have like, witches and shit to reality-fuck the records into being unable to be found by the Silver Flame in any way shape or form?

Sure, but all they have to do is slip up on their background checks, employ a Flamer and it's compromised. Magical seals are great but they won't stop someone who has the authority to open them in the first place.

That's assuming that Humanis isn't already infiltrating the organisation so they'll have legitimate access to the records.

>>12901911
You spend a solid week decrypting old Soviet communications and see what happens. This is my off-time, and I'm not hurting anyone or anything. I'm actually making your system more efficient just by being here.

Now let me look at your porn.

>>12901921
That used to be the case but with a very large database it becomes unreliable. A bad report or major crime by a werewolf goes across the news and suddenly half the staff can't access the werewolf records for a week.

I worked with billing accounts for a while (only normal humans) and it's totally impractical to ward all of it against something as broad as Malice. Sure, a business will tell you they're usually every magical trick in the book to protect your info...

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>>12901949
I won't say it's a perfect system, but sacrifices have to be made. The database is under assault at all times. Redefining the wards would be like knocking down its walls. Not to mention that it would have to be taken offline while the procedure was performed.

Fortunately, construction of the next generation of supernatural data storage hardware has been approved. A great deal of problems with the current system can be traced to its age. As it is phased out, those problems will cease to be.

>hate group
>Silver Flame

Butthurt arcane caster detected.

>>12901901
Now now, since I've registered with the SRA, I've been very well off.

The town even respects me now, I think having registered has eased their worries about me. (I'm one of the alternatively animated, you see, and it takes a bit for normal people to get used to me.)

However, the cops still don't let me near the graveyard, thinking I'll spread my condition. Although I've made great friends with a few people, even though one asshole keeps Max Brook's book out in the open intentionally every time I visit his roommate.

There's still no section for Constructs.

>>12901901

It's just not right. I shouldn't have to register myself unless someone who isn't supernatural has to sign up for a similar process. It's already hard enough for my troll ass to get an apartment my size, now they want me to paint a big ass target on my private residence?

Face it, you're a minority and you have a lot of people worried. You know what they say about democracy...

>>12901987
>alternatively animated
Undead.

>>12902020
Yes, I don't like to call it that because it tends to convey a negative connotation.

((totally aside I'm 100% certain this is viral for the WoD mmo.

>>12902009
Most robots aren't supernatural.

Also they have no soul, and no rights, and are viewed as tools by every other group. They are a "guilt-free" slave cast.

>>12902018
>I shouldn't have to register myself unless someone who isn't supernatural has to sign up for a similar process.

We do. It's called every government service ever. We're all in the system anyway, I don't see how this makes things any different.

>>12902038

But mostly only for criminals. They want our fingerprints, DNA, anything that we can give so they can track us. Hell, they want to make this information publicly available to anyone who asks!

>>12902009
It's for the same reason Constructs can't vote.

They're not people. They're machines.

>>12902035
Robots are only one kind of construct. Those Air Force target-seeker AMDs have souls, are perfectly sapient, and qualify as constructs.

>>12902042
>implying Supernaturals arn't all criminal scum.

>>12902042
Who's been filling your head with those lies?

All they ask for your name, DoB, some contact information and your location. All as private as normal government records.

>>12902035
First, it's offensive that you'd call him a robot. Secondly, androids are not the only kind of construct, he could be any number of supernatural creatures, like a living golem.

>>12902059

Why don't you get down into one of the supernatural slums that we've been forced to live in and say that? I'm sure we'd all love to hear your implications.

>>12902042
They already have that, and they can already track you. This is more of a formality than anything else. Also,

>Hell, they want to make this information publicly available to anyone who asks!

So? It's the future. This is the way it's done.

>>12902043
Constructs can't vote? I guess the AIs for Liberty are going to be real disappointed. Especially since one of their members is the Governor of friggin' Nebraska.

>>12901901

They had no idea what they'd unleash when they made this.

>>12902068
golems aren't living. At least undead used to be, golems never were.

>>12902043
I'm mostly on your page with that, but do you remember that thing from Japan that went thorugh the media some months ago? The morse-coding grandfather clock? I mean most animated objects are just like dancing swords or singing candles and shit, but on that thing I am very inclined to call sentience. I mean it had opinions, and noone really "programed" it to have those, did they? Wouldn't make sense to me.

>>12902077
You're shitting me, he's an AI?

Huh, neat. I'll be back on later, I need to stop by the hospital, they have some donated organs for me. (Mainly appendixes and other useless bits that I can eat. Brains aren't actually needed, contrary to the movies, just flesh.)

Well, I registered with them, (The Council paid the dues, not like I have any money anyways) and I must say, it's making my business more credible. I've been urging Billy and the Werewolves (Stars and Stones I'll never get used to saying that) to join up as well.

I tried to get Sanya to register as "Fist of God" but he said he was too busy. Perhaps I could get Murph to register as a Munchkin...

>>12902085
The Fleshcrafted fulfill every requirement for life SCIENCE! has come up with. So have a good number of other types of golems.

You are NOT HUMAN.
You are NOT ONE OF US.
You are NOT WANTED.

If you want to live in this society then you will follow the procedures WE decide you will. Otherwise you can fuck off to that shitty Supernaturals Only country in Africa. Then you can see what your powers are good for.

We HUMANS are the BACKBONE of society. We MADE it. This is OUR LAND and you CANNOT have whatever you want.

You are NOT one of us and you WILL NEVER BE.

>>12902095
Don't let them fool you, he is more of a copy of Senator Chaplin. After his death, they just recreated him as part of a project. AIfL (AI's for Liberty) still try to tell everyone how he has all the rights and yadda yadda, but fact is that he is no AI, just a very controversial experiment.

>>12902077
AIs for Liberty is a Construct Suffrage movement.

And as for the honorable Governor - the law doesn't say constructs aren't allowed to run for office, just that constructs are not allowed to register to vote.

The laws are in place for good reason. If constructs were allowed to vote, then those capable of making constructs would be capable of manipulating the election. The country would become an Arcanocracy in all but name.

>>12902107
The one that used to be part of Somalia? Yeah no thanks.

>>12902095
It's not often talked about. Not like there's a media blackout or anything, it's just that nobody seems to care very much. He has a very nice remote shell for public appearances, looks like a younger Bill Clinton crossed with Danny Trejo.

Anyway, enjoy your meal.

>>12902107

We can't help it. Hell, it's a fucking accident I ended up in this god-damned plane of existence anyway. But we can't leave, man. Hell, we know your language, we know your customs and you just piss on us and lynch us like common criminals. We aren't. We just are trying to get by and assholes like you wanna put us down constantly to prove how big your dick is. I know halflings with bigger junk then you have, bud.

>>12902077
The Governor is a human mind in a construct body! He was the victim of a violent crime and they managed to save his spirit but not his body!

>>12902120
Nobody cares how you got here. Your presece in this universe is quite literally an affront to what should be a rational reality.

>>12902120
I can open you a door if you want. Sure the Never Never is full of demonic things that want to eat your face, but hey, it's a start.

>>12902112
>If constructs were allowed to vote, then those capable of making constructs would be capable of manipulating the election. The country would become an Arcanocracy in all but name.

And yet constructs are allowed to work. I bet you can't wait to see my job outsourced to a golem who's never even heard of "fair pay".

>>12902110
That's an urban legend. His thought patterns were based on Chaplin's, there's no doubt about that, but he's not a straight copy.

>>12902112
I'm becoming more and more sure we do not live in the same America. I thought those extra-universal transfers stopped back when Child of Lies debugged the Internet.

>>12902107
Hey, fuck you. You know why you don't see any examples of Goblin society?

Because your kind stamped it all out. You drove us from our lands, destroyed everything and nearly made our species extinct.

Goblins can be and have been productive members of society. I'd bet most of the things you use every day were made with Goblin hands.

>>12902130
To be fair, the constructs like to work... I don't see anything wrong with it. They're happy as long as they're well oiled/fed/maintained/ plugged in.

Me? I can't even get a decent alarm clock. I have been working on a spell to give me hot showers though...

>>12902056
Those ARE robots, robots are not simply tin-men that walk around going beep-beep, A robot is any artificial mechanism. Some of them aren't even physical! An A.I. is a robot.
Heck, Golems used to be called robots before science fiction of the future tainted everyone's perceptions of the word.

>>12902123
Oh, come on. That's been said about practically every AI since Harding 2.0.

>>12902137
Actually, all made by dirt-cheap chinese or taiwanese sweatshop labour.

>>12902130
Given that you're probably some dumb as rocks Orc who works in construction, I don't think I have to wait too long.

>>12902142
>A robot is any artificial mechanism

There is no definition of robot that is accepted by everyone, but I can assure you that yours has not been generally held for a number of years.

>>12902156
Racist.

>>12902148
Maybe the Chinese are Goblins... How they hold themselves together on this plane of existence, I have no idea. I'll ask Erl next time I chat.

>>12902164
How incredibly racist of you.

I miss the old Silver Flame threads. With the monstergirls/boys/things.

>>12902172
What's racist about it? Perhaps us Wizards are aliens. Perhaps white people are monochromatic beings who's major fault is lack of rhythm.

When I woke up this morning my wallet was giving me a blowjob. I don't know what to think anymore.

>>12902187
Science has gone too far? I'd check for Dewdrop faeries, you know how they like "Sporting"

>>12902175
Are you kidding me? Those were sick. Did you ever see that poor shapeshifter "boy' that someone had taken pictures of.

>>12902194
I can't hear you over the sound of silver flame silver flame silver flame.

>>12902194
boy?

>>12902194
No, sah, I did not. Care to enlighten the rest of us? It sounds like a ribald tale.

>>12902204
I found out more about it after it had been posted. He'd been kidnapped by that flamer and then forced to turn into whatever the flamer wanted. He was sexually abused, physically abused and psychologically abused.

I may be a pro-humanist, but that kind of stuff is why I hate the Silver Flame.

>>12902228
>implying a flamer would want anything to do with a filthy little shapeshifter

>>12902228
Bullshit. No actual silver flamer would have any interest in filthy nonhumans.

>>12902228
Like it's a one-way street? No nonhuman ever hurt one of us, right? Get the fuck out.

You pusses should be glad you don't live near one of those fucking slums. Every other day I wake up to this one slime trying to force its way into my ear. I don't know what it's trying to accomplish but I swear to pelor I'm salting that bitch next time.

So what do you think about the new Australian immigration laws? I know, Australia, but still.

Banning all entry of non-humans seems pretty drastic. They aren't deporting anyone, just stopping non-humans from entering. But that's the next step.

>Inb4 Nazi Australermany

>>12902262
Funny, because I was thinking deporting them *to* Australia isn't a bad idea.

>>12902262
There's bunyip squatting in my storm water drain, lost one of my dogs to it last month. We DO NOT need more fucking monsters here in Australia, the ones we have are enough thank you very much.

My friends, they're at it again. A vampire is trying to run for president. Not just a vampire, but a Liberal vampire. Can you believe this? He's not even from this country. He's some kind of German, but from before Germany. That's right, he's from a country that doesn't exist anymore. His argument you ask? He was "turned" while he was in America, so he was technically "born" here as a monster. A monster. Why do we give these things rights? I didn't vote to do so. If they let me, I'd vote them into a furnace right now. Who's with me?

>>12902239
>>12902243
Deny it all you want, it happened.

>>12902254
No, it's not a one way street. But the Silver Flame supports treating non-humans like this, if not worse.

Unlike racist fucks like you, I'm not condemning an entire species because of the actions of one organization, let alone all the species that are "non-humans". Groups like the Silver Flame and the various non-human supremacists groups are all scum, but that doesn't mean the entire race is scum.

>>12902276
If you have to feed off people you shouldn't be allowed any position of power over them. Fucking parasites.

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>>12902286
Voluntary blood donors. There's a TON of checks and balances to prevent anyone being taken advantage of these days.

The human butthurt is strong in this thread. You fags jelly cus us monsters got all the cool powers and you fags are stuck with your machines?

I am a DRAGON. My mouth is hotter than a BLAST FURNACE. I have seen SUNS DIE.

You can do what now?

>inb4 LOL DRAGON ENJOY UR CANCER. That's a myth.

Blegh, I swear, they really need to get their classifications better. I get that the damn states need blanket terms for us Sagodjur, but come on . . . Troll? We're not all related, you know. I'm about as close to a huldre as I am to the damnable Dövrekungen. Yet the undead get four or five different classifications.

Besides, it's maddeningly unclear. In my home county, I have to register as a fey, because hey, that's how they see my people. But if I want to leave Sweden, I have to register as a troll, because people don't accept that anyone from the North can be anything BUT a troll.

Seriously, give us some more options. The Fossegrimmer will not stand for this bullshit. Might as well start laying off the sanctions as a form of protest; if a few young ladies happen to stray too close to the water, it's not like they'll be able to trace it to me. Besides, I happen to know there's a norm who looks EXACTLY like me and plays the fiddle, so if all goes according to plan, he'll end up taking the heat.

Guys, guys, remember me? I'm the guy who was asking for advice about his pixie girlfriend? I have some new trouble. Her family found out. She's got, like, 80 brothers, and they're all pissed. What do I do?

>>12902307
You can totally take on 80 pixies you pussy.

>>12902299
Fuck that. I don't care how many checks and balances there are, I still wouldn't put a fox in charge of all my delicious chickens. A soulless undead monster is a soulless undead monster, and alarm bells should be ringing when they try to go into politics. Integration is fine, but allowing creatures who instinctively prey on humans political power is a whole other thing.

>>12902304
>You can do what now?
Kill you with a slight finger movement.

>>12902306
See? Fucking beasts are just vicious by nature. Protest? No, murder people!

>>12902316
Dude, they can turn invisible. INVISIBLE!

They said they were going to do some kind of ritual at the fairy circle. What are they talking about? What do I do?

>>12902323
Throughout human history, supernaturals haven't even come close to the level of cruelty that humans have inflicted on their own kind. I'd like to bring up Joseph Stalin, Chairman Mao, and Adolph Hitler. These individuals all have one thing thing in common: they're all human and they're all in the top 3 for number of human beings killed by their actions. The only famous supernatural I can think of that committed any significant massacre was Vlad Tepes, and he did all of his massacring *before* turning supernatural; he became somewhat of a depressive recluse after he joined the undead.

>>12902286
This man is a true patriot. Are you? America was founded by humans. Patriotic humans who wanted to be free from the tyranny of old Europe. But it seems old Europe won't let go. It sent vampires to bite our good citizens, and werewolves to eat our children. It sent fairies to lure us from God, and artificial men to confuse us. I don't want to be confused. I don't want to be scared. I don't want to live in a world, knowing that one day, they're all just going to... snap. Snap, like your spine when they break your back. Snap like their teeth over your heart. My fellow Americans, my fellow humans, don't sit there, RISE UP! Get a gun, get a bat, get a cross! Let's show these relics of the past they aren't welcome here anymore and they never will be!

I'm Kenneth Prearrer, for Pencront. Pencront, your outlet for truth. Human, American, Pencront.

>>12902306
Yeah, right. Great fucking idea. Make things even harder on those of us who like to keep our heads down.

You ever wonder why they use 'troll' as the generic term? It's because of idiots like you who think it's a great idea to protest by offing a few college students. We're still trying to get over the whole "smelling Christian blood" thing, and you're holding us back.

Come on; the state has already stopped ringing the damn church bells thanks to the whole church issue, and now you want special classifications from an international agency? I don't see anybody else whining.

Then again, you're obviously a little prima donna. Sure, we may not all be musical like your kind, but at least we'll admit that we're trolls. Stop trying to carve a special niche for your little sub-group.

I'm guessing you're in Västerbotten, judging by your idiot plans. The Agency has already noted the last couple disappearances, so I'm betting it's not gonna be long before you disappear as well. This is here for our protection, not so you can have a special category.

>>12902368
Fact of the matter is, the nation is a human construct and needs human leaders. I wouldn't want a goblin or fucking yeti as president, why would I want the horrid spirit animating the corpse of some aristocrat to be the leader of the free world? How can I trust him to act in the interests of a population that is so alien to him, possessing such wildly different motivation and concerns?

>>12902361
Murder? Ha, don't make me laugh.

It's not my fault if a few women end up a little too close to the water. Honest, officer, I was just performing a little music. I didn't know anyone was around, and it's not like they needed to head towards the lake. I wasn't even near there.

It's not murder if I don't have to touch them. Then again, I am an artist, not some base knuckle-dragging idiot from the Dalarna caves. It's better than being grouped with those brutish idiots people think of when they say 'troll'.

Personally, the only thing I can't stomach are the Demons. Okay, fine, you're a goblin/troll/vampire whatever. But a being literally from Hell? Too much for me.

Nationhood is a human concept and as such only humans should lead nations or have a say in their running. No votes for supers.

So, uh, do I have to register my beasts?

I've only got supernatural heritage (Dryad on my mother's side) and I;ve checked about that, no need to register but I own and train a lot of non-sentient supernatural beasts like Wyvers, Wyrms, Manticores, so on. I assumed it came as a part of the license I own, but now I'm not so sure.

It doesn't even need to be something like a hate group getting their hands on this information. Political shifts can and have happened. All it takes is for der volks will to change and the government will turn on us without a second thought. They say this is for your protection, but I'd rather not be protected by cementing myself as a vassal of the state.

>>12902402
WHOOPS wrong trip.

>>12902391
You keep acting like that and you just give ammunition tot he groups that'd quite happily off you. Unless you're faster than sound and have a skeleton tougher than DU or tungsten carbide, you really don't want to piss people off too much.

Hey, guys. Seelie here.

We're still cool, right? I mean, I know, FAE ARE DICKS and all that jazz, but this whole registration thing won't come to bite my people in the ass, will it?

Australia has the right idea. Human citizens for a human country.

>>12902405
Human immigrants are registered. The only difference here is human immigrants mostly aren't horribly dangerous and most of them don't eat or otherwise consume people.

>>12902386
How can you trust a member of a privileged elite that's never experienced actual hardship or labor to care about the common man? Human psychology has proven itself time and time again to be VERY susceptible to power. If you don't trust someone that's formerly human, you probably shouldn't be trusting someone that is currently human. But it wasn't a vampire that executed millions of its own citizens for the sake of its own delusional paranoia, it wasn't a werewolf that destroyed hundreds of square miles of valuable farmland and caused widespread famine that cost the lives of millions, it wasn't a golem that dragged the entire world into one of the bloodiest wars mankind has ever known.

I don't know, that vampire-run state in Eastern Europe seems pretty prosperous.

Inb4 "He's not a vampire!" Yeah, sure he isn't. Your rulers for the past 600 years have all just looked exactly the same as each other.

>>12902386

So, basically, like every politician in the world then? Face it, most people in politics are so rich and so divorced from the common man that the only real difference that you'll notice with an Undead politician is that he spends more time on the job since he never sleeps, and most of his speeches and statements are done in the evening.
I mean, I'm STILL not convinced that Bush Jr wasn't some badly animated golem made and operated by Chaney.

>>12902402
I'm pretty sure you're breeders license does cover them, as long as it's regularily updated.

>>12902424
How odd, I live in australia and I have dryad heritage. Haven't had any problem with everyone yet.

>>12902426
Call me crazy, but I'm not a big fan of immigration laws as they stand anyway. So you're going to have very little luck swaying me with that argument.

>>12902436
>it wasn't a vampire that executed millions of its own citizens for the sake of its own delusional paranoia,

Ever heard of a fellow by the name of Vlad the Impaler, AKA Dracula?

>>12902441
Prosperous in Eastern Europe means having two turnip fields.

>>12902454
Already mentioned him. Aside from the fact that he did all of his brutalizing during his mortal life (once he fell into vampirism, he actually became a reclusive and depressive individual), he did it mostly to enemy combatants. That's an entirely different game from what Stalin did.

>>12902413
Considering how neutered the military is up here? Unlikely that they'll even be able to find me, much less pin this stuff on me. Besides, unless they're really actively looking, I can pass as a norm.

And the task forces? Please, give me a break. I live in the middle of a forest that doesn't even see sunlight during the winter. I doubt any international force could find me on my home turf, much less drop a bullet into me.

And so what if it gives the hate groups ammunition? They'll dig it up somewhere. Even if I stuck with willing seduction, they'd find a way to make it out as though I raped the poor woman. As if I'd stoop to that level. There's always an element of choice, and anyone who doesn't appreciate the risk in tripping through the untamed forests would be dead anyway.

Thank goodness for the Sámi. They don't even bother to report anyone missing; at least they still understand the deal they made with the land. I may prefer blondes, but there's something to be said about a short, dark-haired girl wearing the traditional garb and wandering by my little lake on a cold night.

>>12902441
Eurotrash all look alike, same as trolls and goblins.

>>12902442
Well that's good! I make sure to renew every year, because I hold no illusions about the beasts I handle. I train them well, but they aren't fluffy little cuddly dogs.

>>12902436
>If you don't trust someone that's formerly human, you probably shouldn't be trusting someone that is currently human.
Why? Take it to the worst extreme and I know that in the end a human leader will die.

>>12902307
Guys, seriously, what do I do? I haven't been able to sleep for 4 nights since they started doing whatever it is their doing in that fairy circle. Who can I call about this? I don't really want to call the police, they're my girlfriend's family.

>>12902457
Yeah, that's what I mean. Everywhere else? Two turnip fields. Vampire state? Invitation to the next G20 conference.

>>12902471
You honestly think a revolution is going to work in this day and age? Enjoy your friendly predator missile.

>>12902466
Oh look, another leech-loving sheep-man who thinks that Dracula wasn't a vampire long before he fought the Turks. and speaking of the Turks, they've been run by filthy genies for hundreds of years now.

>>12902454

He did that whilst he was human. Plus, MOST of them were enemy soldiers.
After he rose again his kill rating barely reached the hundreds because the transformation weakened him so badly it took hundreds of years of carefully picking off weakened and superstitious villagers before he could gather enough strength to move openly.

>>12902475
If you have a fairy curse on you you should probably just kill yourself.

>>12902467
This shit right here is proof that when it comes down to it our ancestors had it right. These creatures exist to take advantage of and exploit us. Even when the situation is turned on its head they still think they can act like they can still prey on us. Guess what: you can't. No sunlight? We don't need sunlight. If you have body heat we can find you. If you make any noise, we can find you. Live in a lake? So much the better. Hydrophones are excellent.

>>12902482
Dracula fell into vampirism after abusing his position as the defender of Christianity. He wouldn't have been able to lead as successfully as he did if he was limited to operating exclusively at night and you know it. On top of that, the pope would have excommunicated him as fast as humanly possible. Hell, Rome is only starting to admit that the angels that have visited earth in recent times are actually fucking angels, they're not even inching towards accepting other supernaturals.

>>12902471
This. Once you elect a supernatural, it's all over. You can't superimpeach him. As soon as he has his pale little claws in the White House he'll never leave. Then it's BANG! BOOM! Vampire state. You heard it here first, folks.

HAHA I just got back from a raid. Bunch of fucking snake-woman unnaturals tried squatting in an abandoned building. Me an the boys Tranq'd the adults til they were paralyzed but conscious, stomped their eggs and had some fun with the young.

I love government work.

>>12902468
All trolls look alike?

Looks like you've really bought into the propaganda. As I was saying, we're not all a bunch of brutish idiots who turn to stone the moment the sun hits. Some of us, such as yours truly, can easily pass as human, and look better than you glorified apes with no sense of refinement about the forest.

Remember those "Visit the Mysterious North" ads that Norway kept running? She wasn't a model, she was a huldre. And they're a damn sight better looking than half the women you see these days. Shame they're all obsessed with getting a soul and marrying themselves off to humans. It's a real loss to the rest of troll-kind when they muddle themselves with the squatters.

>>12902482

Djinn can't fucking rule anything, they're all sealed or heavily proscribed by laws.
Genies don't have any fucking limit to their powers, they'd just remake the world into a shape that would suit them.

Also, on that subject ZELRETCH I KNOW THIS IS YOU, STOP LAUGHING AND PUT THINGS BACK THE WAY THEY WERE, IT'S GIVING ME A MIGRANE AND ALL OF MY PAINKILLERS HAVE SORTED THEMSELVES INTO CHILDPROOF BOTTLES.
YOU KNOW I CAN'T OPEN THOSE.

>>12902481
Humans age and die, you dunce. See that? Shit like that is why we shouldn't let supers into politics. They don't even understand natural death.

>>12902503
0/10.

>>12902491
That's part of why they're so pissed. I sorta made some type of contract with their sister when we.. you know. From what I understand I cant' die until she does.

>>12902508
>muddle themselves with the squatters.
It's our planet, you're just leasing a patch of it.

>>12902503
0/10 pro-supernatural troll.

>>12902503
It's fucks like you that make hunters look like assholes. Here I am, hunting the creatures that ACTUALLY want to hurt humans, trying to tell the supernaturals that just want to live their lives that I'm here to help everyone, and miserable fucks like you go around hurting innocents just because you can get away with it. I hope you have the same fun I did of breaking up an old one cult and find yourself with their claws digging through your mind as I did.

>>12902485
And when he did have enough strength, he moved straight back to his evil ways. He was weakened, probably by the hand of God for his lies perpetrated in His name.
>>12902500
You know there was record from the late 19th century that Dracula could go out during the day, right?

>>12902512
Supernaturals leave politics when their term is up, the same as any other politician.

>>12902508
>Shame they're all obsessed with getting a soul and marrying themselves off to humans.

Hah! Even your women want to be like us. Guess we know who's still the top of the food-chain, don't we ugly?

>>12902529
>And when he did have enough strength, he moved straight back to his evil ways.

No he didn't. He just remained in his castle and preyed on the odd villager. His reign was over.

>You know there was record from the late 19th century that Dracula could go out during the day, right?

There were many, many copycats of Dracula, most of them human.

>>12902498
Prey? You wound me. I merely entertain any fair women who might pass by my humble abode. It's simply unfortunate that most of them end up wandering into my lake and forget that taking a swim in frozen weather is so hard on them. It's not as though I can control what my music does to them; if I could do that, don't you think I'd have cashed in by now?

Never mind the 'Exotics in the Media' laws they keep passing. Some of us have true talent. Grieg and Geirr Tveitt wouldn't have amounted to anything if it weren't for my people giving them a few pointers on how to play.

I should know; I'm the one who taught Tveitt to tune. Shame about the fire, really. Then again, he did write a bit too much down sometimes.

>>12902535
Excuse me if I don't like the idea of medicare and medicaid being in the hands of someone who doesn't know illness or death.

>>12902535
For now. But how long until one gets hungry for more. Even worse, how long until one fires up the Godwin's Law. Even in Nazi Germany Hitler would eventually cark it but if he were immortal? No thanks.

No supers in politics. Human country: human leaders. We don't try and put our hands into your supers only country, you keep your claws out of ours.

HA HA, NO REALLY ZELRETCH PUT REALITY BACK THE WAY YOU FOUND IT.
DON'T MAKE ME FORGE YOUR NAME IN THE ROSTER OF AZATHOTHS COURT AGAIN, I WILL DO IT.

You know what I;m really laughing at? There's no Draconis Nobilis section in the registration.

Sure there's Homo Sapiens Draconis and Draconis [Hybrid] but there's no pureblood option.

Looks like I get to skip this wave of registrations.

When I was young, my family came to these lands when it was discovered our plane was collapsing. We had no were else to go, this world was the closest overlap to my own, or at least the closest we could afford to get to.

I been here all my live, my first language was Russian, not Seelie. I went to school with humans, I dated human girls, played human sports, had same problems as regular awkward human teenager, and now I work as physicist for Cornell.

When Russia kicked us out, it was like my home plane had collapsed all over again. Even after the exodus though, the Russian people knew we were just folk, like them. You Americans, you treat us like dirt! We can teach our science, we can make your products, we can heal your sick, but I can't go to an airport without having to reveal my true form. Its demeaning.

Bah!

>>12902556
They know illness and death just fine. It's a good chance that they know it better than the rich fucks that have never had to worry about their health insurance not paying for a medical expense or not being able to afford treatment for an existing condition.

>>12902553
The superior act doesn't have much impact when you live in a lake like a troll hobo. We'll be over here with our civilisation, you can live in our lake.

>>12902558
>Human country

But it's not. There are currently millions of supers living in the united states. They earn a fair living, pay taxes and abide by the law. They deserve their say in how their homeland is run. You fucking bigot.

>>12902527
HAHA The best part I was hired by that fucking bloodsucking dead guy they just voted for mayor. Said he needed Naga eggshells as a reagent. I thought he was being a rascist mother fucker at first. Thought he said 'Nigger'. I was like "Hey you cunt. We don't take kindly to rascism around here you bloodsucking gook." HAHA then he told us he said NAGA. It was hard to hear over the rest of my boys. They like making alot of noise when they're playing with one o' them dryad sluts. Anyways, he said get him some NAGA egg shells, he don't care what we do with the ones that already hatched! HAHA.

>>12902553
See this? This is why we shouldn't give them rights and definitely should not give them any power. This... this thing, has no moral compass. Look at it, it doesn't find any problem luring innocent women to their death. Hey, genius, you could stop your damn playing, or maybe help them out of that freezing water. I bet in all your freak years that never once occured to you, did it? There's a reason you're called a troll. This is it.

>>12902547
>humans claiming to be top of the food chain.

Looks like an ape is forgetting himself here.

>>12902564
I have more in common with Warren Buffet, rich and powerful as he is, than I do with an unknowable creature than feeds on the blood of innocents and will endure to the end of time, and it's not like vampires are ever lacking in the cash department.

>>12902575
>millions

Pfff, yeah right. Try 300,000. Max.

>>12902503
Sleep with one eye open, sweetie. You missed a witness. The news has spread.
And let's just say some of us don't mind cold hard cash for bringing justice where it's richly needed.
Three guesses what I am, but I doubt you'll figure it out.

>>12902547
If I'm so ugly, then why do your women keep wandering by? The street works both ways, friend. I can't help my magnetism, and my cousins can't help succumbing to your damnable preachers and their talk of heaven.

Thankfully, that's all dying down these days. Maybe in a few years, that little church will finally die out, the huldre will realize you've been tricking them into joining you, and we can get back to showing you why leaving the forests and lakes alone is a good idea.

No matter how hard you work, you'll always know that the North is ours. The cold and the darkness are ours; you're merely renting it for a little while.

>>12902521
I seem to recall that it was you who decided to head to our land, and you've had a damn difficult time surviving. Guess it's just a little too cold this far above your comfort lines.

>>12902585
Current figures place supernatural populations at around 2 million individuals and growing only slightly more slowly than human populations.

Wizard here, best of both worlds, damn its good to be a caster

>>12902575
Almost three hundred million humans in a country founded by humans and built on human labor. All of a sudden when it becomes clear we've got something going that's better than squatting in a forest and eating human kids the goblins and ghoulies decide they want in? Fuck that. We shouldn't have to share wit the creatures that made us fear the dark. They can go back to their shadows and let us reap the rewards of human endeavor.

>>12902588
That's cute. We're professionals. We woulda let 'em go after we had our fun, til one o' them scaleys bit Murph. He's fine and dandy. Antivenom for those bitches are so easy to get. Pinned that bitch down and pried her scales off her ass with a knife. Then we glued em back on with our JIZZ HAHAHA!!!

I've been doing this for a long time. I don't leave witnesses unless I want to.

>>12902575
>Millions of supers.
>Hundreds of millions of humans.
>Human made buildings.
>Human made infrastructure.
>Human made government.
>Human run economy.

Yup. Sure is supers in here. There are more blacks in America than supers.

>Bigot.
Nope. I respect that you are a unique, special person with your own hopes, dreams and aspiration. But you are not human. Like that guy said before:
This is not your country. You are too different. You are not wanted here.

You are a person, but you are not one of us. I'd ask you to respect that.

>>12902592
That's why I live in the good ol' US of A. Ever been to Miami, troll-boy? Oh, ofcourse you haven't, you can't leave your icicle.

Remember this, goblins,. you're only here because we haven't blown everything up yet. We on the world.

>>12902475
Pics or it didn't happen

>>12902603
You mean the creatures that existed in the shadows only because of human aggression pushing them from their homelands? The statue of liberty doesn't have "This here Amurika is for Amurikan's only" written on it.

>>12902624
Come on! Everyone knows pixies can't be photographed unless they want to be!

>>12902617
>But you are not human.

Actually, I'm 100% human.

>>12902625
But it is a statue of a human. No fangs or fur on that gil.

>>12902592
When it comes down to it, trollboy, there is no environment we can't and haven't mastered. We have permanent habitation on both of the poles (and inuit have lived in polar environments for centuries) and we're already looking at real estate on Mars and the Moon. Your tragic overspecialisation is nothing to be proud of.

>>12902386

>the nation is a human construct

Speaking of which, has anyone actually bothered to ask the Avatar of the United States of America how exactly she wants to be governed? The old lady is more tolerant than you human-centric fascists think.

>>12902637
Girl*

I need to sleep.

>>12902579
No moral compass? You have yours, and I have mine.

And what help can I offer? They're the ones who decide they need to jump in the water. It's not as though I've got a heated room to give them. Besides, not all of them die. Some women merely enjoy the music, give me a bit of thanks, and go on their way. Too many of your women just aren't used to hearing the old tunes. I blame the MTV. Keeps them from building a good immunity to the more . . . intoxicating effects.

It just seems that no one can appreciate a good tune anymore. I haven't been approached to teach anyone the art in years now; shame that we offer such wonderful gifts, and the most you can do is hurl curses and drive us off of our lands.

Besides, at least some of them live. I'm not like those foul brutes to the west, always heading into towns at night. Bergtagning went out with the advent of electricity. It's a shame my cousins don't seem to get that.

>>12902637
It's a statue of a human that was constructed through heavy reliance on goblin labor.

>>12902642
Very amusing. Avatars and living concepts don't get to decide because nations serve their citizens, not the other way around.

>>12902592
Tsssh, you sound... interesting. I deem myself a music fan... but icy lakes are so hard on the skin, you know?

HOO EE! Ya'll haven't had fun til ya'll burned down one o dem woodgirl's trees and made em hafta watch! It's a HOOT!

>>12902634
Point still stands. They aren't human, they don't belong here.

>>12902652
When I hire a contractor I don't have to let him live with me.

>>12902651
>. I haven't been approached to teach anyone the art in years now

Might have to do with all the women you keep letting drown. Why is it, exactly? Can you not swim, or am I right and you really don't have the capacity to care.

Whatkinda ARG shit is it this time? Jeez

>>12902642
She's been bitching about humanity dithering about for centuries. Sooner or later she'll get fed up with it and bring her nation in line.

I'd love to see the look on thier faces when she decides to put boot to ass.

Wonder if I could put it on pay-per-view.

>>12902676
Fucking animal rights groups.

>>12902583
>Warren Buffet

Ouch, bad example much?

>>12902672
When you hire a contractor, you are indeed not obligated to let them live with you. However, that's because your home is private property. The United States of America is public property and supernaturals are tax paying citizens. They do their part to keep this nation running and deserve their say. I for one would be happy to help them take that right if it comes to it.

>>12902652
But is it a statue of a goblin? Nope. Goblins built it because we told them too. That means we were (and still are) the dominant race. We have the power. The supers should feel grateful they aren't dead for what they've done to us. Instead they want our share of civilization for themselves.

Seems a bit odd to me, but now that this registration thing has come to my attention, it occurs to me that my sleepy little Southern town may have one of them supernaturals in it after all.

Picture related. Maybe it's just the Jack Daniels talking, but I always did think Ted had funny-looking teeth.

Anybody around here a professional on this sort of thing?

>>12902684
That certainly wouldn't give more ammo to the anti-super groups. A literal example of the supernatural-sympathetic state as an enemy of the people?

>>12902692
>implying humans haven't always been cowed by Dragons.

>>12902696
I suppose. Still, the poor girl never gets to let her hair down and it'd be nice to see her get her own back.

>>12902639
Yes, mastered with your little suits and your buildings and your cars. The moment they break down, it's back to the primal state for you all. And I can say, these sorts of things have a distressing tendency to break down on those long, cold nights.

Be thankful I'm not like my cousins. They've got no flair or respect. I can at least admit you've done a few good things, and it's better to live on the edges and wait it out. I don't suppose you've heard the rumblings out of Trondheim yet? Not all of us are content to live away from you.

You see, I'm one of the nice ones. A few women may lose their way, but a good number of them make it back home with nothing more than a pleasurable night and a few memories of the old tunes to pass onto their children.

Just wait until they take down the last bell towers. Then, you'll wish that I was the worst the trolls had to offer.

Really, the secularists were the best thing to ever happen up here. Well, not for you, at least.

>>12902619
Beastly, hot place. I hear the water's rather nice. Little too . . . urban for my tastes, however.

>>12902690
But that is where you are wrong.
The United States of America is HUMAN property. We built it. Its ours. Sure, they helped but it was our determination, our intelligence and our technology that was the key factor. Not goblin labour. Not vampire attacks and not dragon raids. For every super that helped us in the past there's ten that thought of us as easy prey. But ever since we made the first guns the shoe has been on the other foot and they beg and plead for forgiveness. We gave it to them, but its not enough. We didn't ask to run the dragon empires of old but the supers want our empire to themselves.

Well they can fuck right off.

Jesus fuck. I just got a notice for a court hearing. I'm being sued by some asshole catfolk for a "hate crime". All I fucking did was throw a shoe out of my window! It didn't even hit him! He said so in his statement. But no! The lawyers say it COULD have hit him and that by throwing a shoe anywhere around him is just about equal to treating him like some mangy alleycat. What the fuck is wrong with courts these days?

>>12902692
>The supers should feel grateful they aren't dead for what they've done to us.

You mean the awful crime of being continuously butchered by humans for the sheer act of existing? Yeah, they're real monsters alright.

I'm going to laugh my fucking ass off when we push the supernaturals far enough that they start unifying and fighting back. All treating them like this does is give groups like the Children of Lilith credibility and teach supernaturals that we are the enemy. It's going to be an ugly, ugly day for human when they do decide we're worth actually going to war against. They're stronger than us, they're tougher than us, they're faster than us, many of them are extremely difficult to kill, many of them are possessed of abilities that we can't even understand, let alone possess. We're not going to be on the winning side of that fight. Especially if they get the help of the supernaturals that are actually out to destroy us. The whispers in my mind have had some very interesting things to say of late, and we're at the threshold of something big.

I think that unless we receive a formal 'surrender' from representatives of supernatural groups, we should treat them as enemies in a conflict which has gone on for centuries. We should be getting reparations for the past ages of supers attacking us, drinking our blood, stealing us for their own sick games and generally being assholes to us.
Frankly, any discrimination going on now is turnaround, which is fair play. The supers only care about it now because the balance of power has radically changed and the human way has been vindicated.

Wait..I just checked the list of who has to register, and magicians are there? WHAT THE SHIT? I am human, why should I register just because I chose to learn an alternative method of self defense?

>>12902712
>dragon empires of old
>implying they're still not around?

Boy do I feel sad for you.

>>12902674
Oh, I'll get them out of the water. They just don't last very long. The nights get rather cold, and it's not as though I need a house. If it makes you feel better, they're at least comfortable.

And I fear it's simply that you've forgotten how to pay the fiddler to learn. Really, the composers of the past were much more interesting. Especially Tveirr. Eccentric little man, but he'd always have the proper payment, and was always willing to humor a man like me. Shame he was human, really.

>>12902656
Oh, a good winter's swim never hurt anyone. And if you people remember the price, you won't even go near the lake. Just remember to bundle up.

>>12902715
We aren't the villains in this. For centuries they've attacked us for the horrible crime of following OUR nature, and now they've lost a fight they started they've got quislings like you on their side. Quisling, Petain, take your pick.

>>12902712
But that is where you are wrong.
The United States of America is WHITE property. We built it. Its ours. Sure, they helped but it was our determination, our intelligence and our technology that was the key factor. Not black labour.

Well they can fuck right off.

>>12902702
That's a nice mountain hall you've got there.

Shame about the nuclear weapons and all...

>>12902701
>implying the Dragons weren't tamed by Vikings hundreds of years ago.
There's even historical dramas about it.

>>12902732
They're called human rights for a reason.

As a registered Angel i don't see what problem people would have with me....

>>12902731
No, you look at human/supernatural history it really isn't the case. They were no more aggressive with us than any human nation. There isolated incidents of supernaturals preying on humans, but they exist in roughly the same scope as human serial killers. Most supernaturals are entities that try to live their lives and be left alone. The goblin that works in an illegal sweatshop to feed its family is not preying on humanity.

>>12902736
Limited sentience, not true dragons at all.

Still, it was amusing.

>>12902723

Sorry, bro. I recognize that what you are going through is likely a very unpleasant set of emotions. Betrayal is probably among them, as is anger and distress. Further, I understand that you likely want some sort of explanation for what you perceive to be the most unjust thing that has ever happened to you in your entire life.

And yet, all that springs to mind is this picture and how much it makes me laugh.

>>12902723
You have supernatural powers. Look, I'll tell you first had, being a registered Wizard is a GOOD thing. Since wizards are almost entirely human, there isn't much threatening you. In fact, quite the opposite. Wizards are desired. Being able to present proof of your Wizardry might even help you get a career at somewhere prestigious.

>>12902750
Yeah, sure. They were completely sapient. They spoke, had their own language, and everything. Then the vikings came along and made the dragons their bitches. Deal with it.

>>12902563
Seelie Science! ha!

The contributions of your people to science has been dramatic, but hardly taxing work. Its not science when you can simply see the true nature of the wave functions of light as plainly as I read a newspaper, pal!

I want to know where this revisionist 'humans have always been the bad guy' nonsense is coming from. We certainly didn't do anything to deserve having our kids stolen and replaced with changelings or our ancient villages burned by dragons. We didn't do anything to make trolls drag our people off into the dark or have demons curse us.

>>12902767
You mean aside from butchering supernaturals and driving them from their homes.

>>12902749
You're so deep in bullshit you can't smell it anymore. If you don't think it's a war, ask the Neanderthals. The other branch of humanity, all of them eaten by trolls.

>>12902749
Not only that, in the case of Goblins, they are only in this situation because Humanity put them there. As someone said before, they were almost driven to extinction.

Humanity have been just as vicious and cruel as what we proclaim as "monsters."

>>12902765
If that is what you need to sleep at night, sure.

I;ll just be over here, sleeping on my hoard, discovering new ways to make reality my bitch when I get bored.

>>12902774
That's only happened recently, and let's face it, those fucking unnaturals deserve what they get.

>>12902749
>try to live their lives

That's fine. We're okay with that. We just want them to live somewhere else. They can't intergrate. Literally cannot. It isn't just skin colour, it's skin type. It's height, shape, weight, worldview, actual physical existence.

They are NOT HUMAN. They have NO PLACE IN HUMAN SOCIETY.

>HUMAN
SOCIETY

HUUUUUUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN SOCIETY

>notice the emphasis

Just like humans have no place in dragon society.

>>12902693

Dude, I think your friend just has eczema.

Get him a cream or some shit, he'll be fine.

>>12902735
I try and keep away from the mountains. Like I said, brutish cousins and all. I believe your term for it would be 'rednecks'?

Still, I would love to see how a nuclear exchange near so many population centers would be. Especially with those oil reserves you all seem so fond of. I know the new winter wouldn't bother me much, beyond making things a bit lonely for a while.

>>12902778
You mean the branch of humanity that we killed all on our own? Humans weren't considered prey by trolls until human expansion pushed their food supplies to the breaking point. Even then it was only among the barely sapient trolls that are incapable of agriculture or trade.

>>12902767
the whole child stealing thing is just an evolutionary throw back to the days when their ancestors were still bird-like.

They are no more free from their nature as you are from yours.

>>12902789
We could always let something else loose in your lake.

>>12902774
We've only had the capacity to 'slaughter' supernaturals since the invention of the automatic weapon.

>>12902755
Yeah right, as long as we have people like Jethro here, >>12902665
who probably cant understand the difference between a human wizard and a sauna gnome warlock, i am better off simply relocating to somewhere safe. Like the moon or hell.

>>12902778
Trolls? Sorry, but we didn't have anything to do with that. Simple propaganda.

I will let you in on a little secret, though; you ever wonder why some races seem to be much more 'integrated' into your society? And how there are some 'harmless' supernaturals?

That's what the Neanderthals though, too.

At least the trolls are honest. We know the forests and mountains are ours.

>>12902783
It's not human society. It's a mixed society. Your bigoted world-view is simply incapable of grasping this concept. But hey, let's keep pushing creatures that make us look like ants in comparison. Let's keep reminding them that we don't want anything to do with them but we're alright exploiting their labor and contributions to our sciences and understanding of the mystical arts. I'm sure they're just fine with being denied basic necessities despite being completely willing to work for a living and contributing to society fairly.

>>12902789
Lonely and cancerous.

>>12902780
Shame about the mandatory tracking chip under your brain. The human chip we put there to monitor you.

>inb4 lol i took it out. Fat fucking chance. The gubberment would be all over you the moment it went offline.

>>12902808
Not true. We've done just fine since the invention of bronze. It's just gotten considerably easier. The supernaturals have always had the major disadvantage of small numbers.

>>12902783
What about all the times where non-humans have been "incorporated" into human society as lesser creatures.

Never mind that some of the wonders of the world were built on the backs of Minotaurs. And speaking of, whatever happened to the Minotaurs.

Oh right, they got tired of being slaves and they were SLAUGHTERED. I find Minotaurs even having to sign up for the SRA is absurd, since they're already an ENDANGERED SPECIES because humanity wanted to have their cake and eat it too.

>>12902817
>implying they were even able to place it there in the first place.

Are you seriously trying to provoke an elder Draconis Nobilis. Seriously.

>>12902814

I don't know, man. I'm starting to side with the bigot over you, if only because he's at least not trying to claim the moral high ground for the +2 circumstance bonus to his White Knight Argument's armor class.

He might be a dick, but he's an honest dick.

>>12902802
Oh, I'd LOVE to see the justification for that one. Environmental lobbyists mean you'll have a damned hard time clearing the red tape, and anything smart enough to survive out hear would know it's better off working with the locals.

After all, if it's that hungry, it'll prefer a steady food supply over one hard-to-digest meal. Besides, never forget your old saying, "Music soothes the savage beast".

>>12902814
The fact of the matter is the balance of power has changed. In the last thousands years, people like our lake troll friend have been content to sit in their lairs and stew in their own bile while humanity has advanced. A dragon just isn't a threat in the days of jet fighters and guided missiles and a troll is as good as a human to a bullet. And in the end, we can render the planet uninhabitable.

>>12902808
The Flintlock rifle and entire goblin race would like a word with you.

>>12902834
Side with whoever you want. The bigot is some idiot spouting his mouth off. I've not only encountered the varieties of supernaturals that want to prey on and destroy human, I've fucking fought them. Vampires, goblins, elves, trolls, whatever, they aint them. They are not the creatures from beyond time and space that hate the very existence of our static reality.

>>12902836
What you're missing is that supernaturals are plenty capable of using human technology. Goblins in particular take well to it. But the undead were all formerly human. Fey are possessed of truly staggering intellects. Dragons can often change shape. You don't honestly believe that the supernaturals couldn't make life a living hell for us if they wanted to?

>>12902814
But it isn't a mixed society. Its an Us and Them society. Every day the ghettos get worse. Trolltown, Goblintown, Humantown. How long until we ARE the minority? Supers aren't bad. They are people. But they aren't like us.

We CAN'T co-exist close together. Hell, even is this thread there's that jerkoff troll who (apparently) kills people. We must speratefor the common good or we will all be dragged down together.

But hey, I'm just a bigot. Don't worry about the vampires, who NEED human blood to survive, or the trolls who until so very recently ate babies, they're /reformed/ now. It's not just because we have the power. They are /different/.

Make no mistake, they'll be on our side. Right up until thye put a dagger in our back.

>>12902835
Please, it would only take one sentient monster working with the humans, or one nonsentient released when you aren't watching.

Hell, you wouldn't even realise a kelpie wasn't another one of your victims until it was too late.

>>12902836
Lofwyr says hi.

>>12902856
I'm saying they can't WIN, and that's what matters. Nobody fights dirty like us, as 100 million dead in the last century will attest.

>>12902780
> make reality my bitch
HAHA wow, I've seen some delusional supernaturals in my time as a psychiatrist, but you take the cake. I'm going to have to have you come in for evaluation. We can't have something as potentially dangerous as a winged lizard the size of a house running around thinking he can "make reality his bitch". It's bad for everyone. You're behavior directly affects how others view your kind. You need help. Whether you want it or not.

>>12902857
Considering I've had my life saved by my supernatural comrades on more than one occasion, I'm going to be kindly disregarding you. I've met more decent, god fearing vampires than I've met honest humans.

>>12902816
I keep a fair distance from the rabble-rousers.

That is, unless you decide to irradiate the entire Northlands. In which case, I suppose there's not much to do besides go to the grave knowing you managed to do yourselves in.

Besides, I've yet to meet one of my species who succumbed to that little disease. I've been alive for quite a while, too, so we'll see how that plays out.

Hmm....apparently, someone broke into a church and stole the lead from the windows. I'm guessing one of your bigots has decided to go hunting? Should be an interesting little passion play, especially if he's doing it in a major city. I hear Malmö just had a large influx of those Djinn you're pushing out of the Middle East. Guess we get to find out if the old ways work cross-culturally.

>>12902871
>Nobody fights dirty like us.

You've never tried to storm a goblin warren.

>>12902886
If they were that terrible we wouldn't have nearly wiped them out.

>>12902876
Hahahahah, I love it when humans try to state themselves as "top dog" or so they say.

Draconis Nobilis, we do as we please.

>>12902808
Huge advancements have been made lately. We can now safely neutralize the abilities of almost 90% of Supernaturals.

>>12902765

Wurms and wyverns are not dragons. You don't count chimps and gorillas as humans, do you?

>>12902889
Not that guy, but please your history. The Goblin Warren didn't really come into existence until after their near extinction, and one could help credit it to the whole reason the species has continued to exist.

>>12902881
>That is, unless you decide to irradiate the entire Northlands.
We don't have to 'decide' anything. The wind naturally carries irradiated particles.

>>12902811
Oy, now lissen hear. I din wanna burn down that tree. The missus made me. She sez it's blockn our view of the woods, see? Now, we askd her to leave and git a diffren tree real nice like, but she din want none of it. Sides, we din hurt her none. We jus burn down that tree and dump her down the road a few miles, see?

So does this mean it's legal to post elves again?

I mean, fuck me, it was really stupid after they started hammering down on people that mentioned squats, but el

So, my boss found out I'm not all human. Now he wants to sack me.
Damnit, it's not my fault my grandmother lived in a river!

>>12902861
Wait....wait....wait.....you actually think a KELPIE would work?

I'm sorry, I'm just laughing too hard right now. All they can do is convince you people to drown. Really, they're just a backwards cousin from the Emerald Isles. No taste in music at all.

Really, though. Please, please try it. I'd love to have the company, and the confusion on their faces would be worth the wasted time and gaining a roommate. Try and find an attractive one, will you? I've always like the look of those Irish women.

>>12902909
Threaten to sue. Unless your non-human heritage is hazardous to others in your work environment (such as a werewolf working in a butcher shop), they can't fire you for being inhuman.

>>12902905

If we have to include everyone that vaguely resembles a human being, it would be incredibly unfair to exclude the chimps.

SO FUCK IT, EVERYONE IS PEOPLE

SOYLENT GREEN FOR EVERYONE

>>12902925
A kelpie isn't a nix, you know? It doesn't have a human form. That was, uh, my point. You'd see the woman, but that isn't the kelpie.

>>12902905
Let's see here.
Dragons:
Fly
Speak
Breathe fire
Form societies

Wurms and Wyverns:
Breathe fire
Fly (Sometimes)

Yeah, those were dragons that the vikings conquered and tamed. Nice try though.

>>12902891
No. You don't.

Go ahead. Try to take control of the USA. Try to demand a tribute.

See where it gets you.

[spoiler]Laughed all the way back to your cave with a brand new monitoring chip.[/spoiler]

>>12902951
>cave
>monitoring chip

Oh my, you're serious: let me laugh even harder.

>>12902916
You burned it down and made her watch. How would you like it some Orc thug busted into your home, dragged you outside and made you watched as he burned the whole thing down?

In fact, I hope this happens to you. I hope some Verdder comes and burns down your fucking house with you having to watch. Ignorant sub-human scum and ignorant human scum deserve each other.

I just want to say. I love everyone in this thread. You guys are all wonderful.

>>12902951
Hell, try demanding tribute from a bunch of Afghan peasant farmers.

>>12902938
Hmm...damn. No chance of a Nix, then? I promise to be a good little fossegrim and stick to my lake. Then, all you need to worry about is someone stopping by with the wrong payment for a music lesson.

It just gets so lonely up here sometimes.

>>12902958
Alright then, take all your alleged dragon buddies with you and try to start up a little war.

See where that gets you.

[spoiler]Dead.[/spoiler]

>No, petty crime is not "Doing whatever you want."

>>12902926

Come on, we both know how that shit works. Turns out you're quarter-gnome, or that your grandmother had a one-nighter with an elf, and suddenly your boss finds some huge mistake in your work, or he has fifteen witnesses who all saw you mistreating a client you've never even seen, and you get the boot.

They heard my friend was actually a goblin, and suddenly the store he worked slams some account books in front of him and claims that he's been pocketing money and he gets fired.

I just hope to all the gods that they never find out I'm actually a bridge-troll. Otherwise it's going to be all "our tollkeeper ate a kid once!"
Well, I might have, yeah. But I was drunk and it's a cultural thing!

>>12902961
HAW HAW! That did happen! Thas how I met my dear gertrude. Last big orc raid, that big one back in the 90s? Burned down our whole town. We was on the bucket line, ol' Gertie and me. We was married not even 3 months later. Dem orcs is okay. Trampled my pa something fierce. He ain't never walked right afterwords.

>>12902967
Sure, we'll send a Nix. Or we'll send a Kelpie and say it's a Nix and you'll be eaten alive. Or maybe it'll just be a regular old human woman.

Who knows? You'll have to find out.

This is bullshit. I came to this country legally. I still have my papers from when I went through Ellis Island in 1903. I fought in both World Wars and Korea. I shook hands with eight Presidents. Now the Pentagon won't even return my calls because I won't register for legal discrimination? Bullshit.

>>12902967

Well, we have a few Byelorussian Vodyanoi guestworkers we need to house in a body of water. You up for it?

>>12902981
War is bad for business. Why would I intentionally cheat myself out of money?

And you're one to talk big. Come on, then, if you think you're hard enough - I'll even take human form. Nice and fair like.

>>12902989
Excuse me, why are you special? The government has everyone else's details, what exactly makes you above this?

Fucking supers, taking this way too hard. The registration is to bring supers in line with the rest of the population. Everyone else in the country is documented and they should be no different.

>Be an average dude for twenty-something years
>Learn to hate my job, my boss, my country's politics, and just about every other facet of my life
>Learn to love medieval fantasy with all the neat shit that goes on in there

>SUDDENLY, STUNNING REVELATION THAT THE THINGS FROM MY GAMES ARE AMONG US

>They want to bog down all of the already-incredibly-slow politics with their attempts to gain respect of their peers and equal societal standing with humans in the world

Fuuuuck.

Looks like I'm going to have to pick up a copy of some futuristic setting. Maybe then I won't end up with my hobby getting ruined by the fact that the non-humans are too human.

>>12902926
You'd think it'd be an asset, that I can swim so well, as a lifeguard. But apparently the old lore's coming out and unless I can produce conclusive proof my grandmother's people have never been into drowning people or luring them off and eating them, I'm a safety risk.

Lulz, a doppelganger here. Let's see the fuckers try and get me registrate when they can't even fucking find me.

>>12902989
Deal with it or gtfo. Human country: human rules.

>>12903018
>Implying doppelgangers weren't the first unnatural we designed tracking equipment for.

>>12902967
Hey, hey.

>>12902967
That's what you get for being an arrogant prick to your relatives. We have our nice caves with treasure, company, good food and festivities. You have a cold lake and no friends. Enjoy.

>>12902987
Ah, like I've said, I'd really love to see a kelpie try that. Unless they're a lot more vicious than I've heard, I really doubt they'll get that much of a drop on me. Not as though I can drown or anything.

But really, if you have any good-looking Nix searching for a good place to retire, there's room enough in this lake for two. Besides, I hear those military Irish lasses fall head-over-heels for anyone who can fiddle up a good tune. Reminders of home, or some such thing.

>>12902995
Those drunken Slavs? It's a lake, not a drunk tank. I happen to have a bit of class, thank you very much.

>>12902998
But you could have SO MUCH MOAR wealth if you had the ENTIRE U.S OF A paying a tribute.
And you would if we couldn't resist. Don't bullshit me, like all dragons you're in it for the shiny shit.

But we can resist, and you can't. Best you can do is run a human buisiness (and probably very succesfully) and get rich OUR way.

All you ignorant douchebags saying America is a "human country" should know your history. Ben Franklin was half-Goblin and Andrew Jackson was pureblood Fey. Not to mention the fact that half of Mayflower was supers escaping the hunts of Europe.

>>12902998
Hey hey. Yur one o them dragon noballs or watever, aincha? You owe me pa alot o money. 30 years ago ya ate his cattle. Ya owe him alotta cash, y'hear? An if'n it ain't you, it's one o yer buddies. The way I hears it on the ol' boob tube there's only bein 4 'r 5 of you fellas left. Ya either pay up, or tell the guy who dun it, or I'll hafta call that judge judy lady about this. Now, I don' wanna be rude or nuthin, tha's not how me mah raised me, but you done did a misservice to me pa and he deserves restitution for yer misdeeds, now, y'hear?

>>12903031
They have adhesive skin and they can crush bone between their teeth. Rare, though. The abundance of varied water spirits is as good an argument as I've heard for metamorphosis through human belief, actually.

>>12903038
>Ben Franklin was half-Goblin and Andrew Jackson was pureblood Fey.

Sure is revisionist history in here

As a Ghoul, I gladly registered.
Most fuckers don't understand the difference between us and a zombie, and so a lot of the time when I take my nightly walks I'm stopped by police for apparently doing some little thing zombies can't do, I used to have to try and explain to them "see, I'm not a zombie, zombies are living people that died and came back, I'm a ghoul see, I never actually died and..." but they would always cut me off and shit, and I spent a few nights in jail before someone that didn't have their head up their ass released me.

Now I just carry around a certificate of registration and they leave me the fuck alone.

>Paper work

Hahahaha...

>Question #997: Have you ever challenged another person to a contest of skill involving musical instruments, the wager of a soul, and/or a golden fiddle? [Y/N]

... Son of a bitch.

>>12903038
>Andrew Jackson
Shock horror, the genocidal asshole was fey.

>Not to mention the fact that half of Mayflower was supers escaping the hunts of Europe.
A ship full of assholes who were thrown out for being part of a cult that later banned christmas, harboring other assholes? Surprise surprise.

>>12903030
Oh, come on, you're pulling that one now?

For the last time: yes, I'll play for the big dances. No, I don't like living in a bloody mountain hall. No, I don't feel like being an obvious prick and stealing people from the towns and taking them back to the mountain. Bergtagning went out two hundred years before Ibsen wrote Peer Gynt, and I don't see why you all find it so entertaining.

>>12903057
Fuck cannibals.

>>12903064
I ain't even mad.

>>12903036
Once again: bad for business. Having an entire nation in subjugation is all well and good but slaves rarely work as well as one would hope.

>>12903048
You'll have to find another Dragon, as I certainly haven't eaten -cattle- for the last hundred or so years.

>>12903057
You should enroll in the Transylvanian Initiative. Employment opportunities specifically catered to the un- or post-dead. You've probably seen the little shield with the dragon and T.I on it some places, like all-night gas stations, security companies... that kind of thing.

>>12903060
> No, I don't feel like being an obvious prick and stealing people from the towns
No, you just lure them to their deaths in an icy lake. Much less of a prick.

So are delusions of grandeur common in dragons? Seriously guys, you don't rule shit anymore. In the post-nuclear age, you aren't even scary anymore.

>>12903081

I see where he's coming from on this one, I think.

One involves actually LEADING people around. The other is just sitting back and letting the people drown themselves.

I mean, I'm a lazy bastard. Given the same set of choices, I'd go for the latter, too.

>>12903031
I could try to hook you up with my gran's sister, as far as water spirits go. If nothing else it'd get her to stop hanging around here getting me in trouble. I didn't even know I had more family on that side until she showed up.

>>12903081
Hey, I leave the towns alone. Anyone venturing that far north knows the dangers.

It's the difference between self-defense and breaking and entering, as far as the law is concerned. Besides, as I've said time and time again, not all of them die, which is what I wish I could say about those who get taken to the mountains. And even when they do, it's a damn sight more peaceful than what they'd see in the Halls.

>>12903060
It's all consensual these days, you know. Something fun the youths amuse themselves with. Hell, there's even come a few lasting couples from it.
The entire kidnapping and forced marriage thing has been gone a long time. Nevermind the fact that most of the youths had better lives with us than they would have had in their own towns...

>>12903088

>implying Hiroshima, Nagasaki and Dresden weren't destroyed by dragon fire

"Nuclear bombs" were the human cover-up for dragon involvement in WWII.

>>12903108
So yeah, delusions.

>>12903075
Don' much matter to me. You did it or one o yer friends did. An' seein as yer prolly not registered, I c'n just sue you. Drag'n does a crime 'n ya can't prove yer not that perticaler drag'n might as well bin you who dun it, see? Now, either you pay my pa what money you owe 'im or you git yer buddy who did eat his cattle to pay, otherwise I'm gunna hafta ask you to meet me in court. Now, I says ask, but we both know if I file that suit yer gonna be there. It's kinda nice what with havin the wizards runnin the courts and all that. Make their big fancy cirlces and poof, both parties are at their stands wether they wanna be or not.

>>12903075
But that's the thing: you can't do it even if you want to.
You have limits that we made. Humans have power over you. Our laws have weight on your decisions. Meanwhile we can stomp all over you shit evenif you don't want to admit it.

>Dragons in hiding
>Dragons not in hiding heavily monitored
>Dragon-magic one of the best understood magics in the field (thanks to aforementioned not-in-hiding dragons)
>Dragons that want power have had to adapt to human society.

Meanwhile humans can do whatever the fuck we want without fear of dragon retaliation. Because this is OUR era of power.

Fuck off and let us enjoy it while it lasts.

>>12903108
It just happens to be perfectly in line with the theoretical underpinnings of atomic weaponry?

I suspect the only superpower dragons have is bullshitting.

>>12903108
And I bet dragons did 9/11.

>>12903108

So why wasn't the rest of Japan blown away in a blaze of nuclear I MEAN DRACONIC fire?

>>12903100
What the fuck are you talking about? We don't kill them, never did. Any deaths come about from bergtagning were from humans coming to the mountain and assaulting us for it. Was understandable and all, but still kind of surprising given they didn't do that to human nobles, even though they treated the peasants far worse than we did. And their nobles were far poorer than us, to boot.

Jesus, you guys. Don't make me call on Saint George.

So I get a message telling me I need to register, but when I tried to submit the forms they were rejected because I'm legally deceased.

I told them no shit, it's not like having an SS makes it impossible for you to get your head copped off, but they said there was nothing they could do about it.

Does the SRA really think all supers must be hundreds of years old or something with no previous human identity?

>bunch of dumbasses dissing on dragons.
Yeah, they might not be the unstoppable destroyers of nations they used to be, but they could still fucking end you, and several hundred of your closest friends.

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, crunchy, ketchup, etc.

Just leave well enough alone.

>>12903120
Atomic research was post-dated to cover up the fact that current atomic weaponry is actually derived from the effects of a dragon's pyrogenesis glands; all 'researchers' were paid off or silenced, replaced by doppelgangers.

>>12903131
If you're having trouble through the Mail, do it online or go in person. Snail Mail sucks anyway.

>>12903091
Better shot than most, I suppose. So long as she's still got some life in her and isn't opposed to a nice lake in the Northlands.

Then all you humans can be happy. One less big scary monster innocently sitting on his rocks, practicing his music and accidentally luring women in. The worst I can do then is teach an untalented youth or two how to play the old songs. It's not as though anyone takes an interest anymore.

>>12903108
You know, dragons always wonder why they're the butt of every joke in the super community. It's stuff like this. I mean, ha, you'd claim every invention ever made was just a result of 'secret draconic teachings' if you could. Just suck it up and learn to control your ego, please.

>>12903137
Fuck off. We're on the winning team at the moment and at the very least we should be able to enjoy it with a little dragon baiting.

>>12903127

Because Amaterasu, duh. Besides, a dragon needs to rest after all that burning.

>>12903144
Atomic weapons research predates the War.

Fucking dragons man, no concept fo time.

>>12903150

I haven't decided how I wish to reply to your statement at this time.

Give me ten minutes and a box of Hot Pockets. It will be worth it.

>>12903137
Yer a riot, boy. Me granpappy hunted dragons hisself back before it was outlawed. He took down three of them big suckers on his own back in '73, all at the same time. My pa's still got them skull in his garage. I mean the BIIIG ones. Y'know, the ones you can park trucks in? M'friends and I used to play on those skulls when we was young. Them skuls was the only thing di'nt get burnt down in the orc raid. They tried though. Spent all night hootin and hollerin as they tried to burn them skulls down. Made 'em black even, but we jus' had to wash em down and they was good as new.

>>12903130
Dragons claim he was also a dragon.

>>12903147
[SPOILER]YOU WILL NEVER BE A CHILD OF GOD[/SPOILER]

ITT: Inter-racial dickwaving

LOL I CAN DRAGONFIRE

NO CUZ I CAN NUKES

LOL BUT NUKES ARE DRAGON FIRE

>News at 11
You're all probably pathetic losers anyway. Humanity Fuck Yer fans and an adolescent nerd dragon with no friends (because let's face it, what else would a dragon of such a SUPAR SEEKRIT SOCETY be doing on the 4chan apart from drowning the sorrows of his latest rejection?).

>>12903145
This was in person.

Maybe it's just an issue with the local office. Clerks here couldn't even agree on whether or not I should include my head when I put down my height.

Oh look, another good thread derailed by massive I DID EVERYTHING LOOK AT ME dragon-ego.

>>12903129
Ah. Southern Norway, right? You folks were always a bit more civilized.

I'm from the more northern clans. You know, the idiots who are the reason every town needed a church bell, and the farms were practically covered with charms against us. I don't know about your relatives, but mine were decidedly bloodthirsty the last time I visited.

Though they might have changed their tune in the past few years. Haven't checked up in a while, beyond catching the news of the rabble-rousers out of Trondheim.

>>12903147
Sure, she likes lakes. Though you almost make me wish I wasn't nigh tone-deaf.

>>12903170
My experience was great, but some of the more obscure types of supernaturals are having a tough time of it.

It'll probably improve in a few years, but that won't really help you problem right now, will it?

I dunno what to tell you, perhaps seek the advice of a supernaturals rights attorney?

>>12903172
Why do you think they all died out? Egos too big to stand each other. Put a dragon next to a mirror and watch them starve to death admiring their perfection.

>>12903178
Good to hear. And tone deafness is fixable, it just takes a bit of practice. Though I'm not allowed to reveal the price, if you figure it out, I'm more than able to help.

>>12903192
My girlfriend's trying to get into that field. She's having some trouble. Even other supernaturals regard pixies poorly.

Oh, good news to all those who tried to help me. My girlfriend managed to get her brothers to stop, but I have the strangest urge to dance naked in the forest until I collapse from exhaustion...

A long time ago, a human and a dragon looked up at the moon glowing in the sky.

"I want to fly there and explore it one day!" The human said.
The dragon turned to him and replied "pfft, don't bother, we dragons made the moon. Actually the moon's IS a dragon. And I'm related to it."

>>12903206
THREE DROPS OF BLOOD, A BLACK ANIMAL, VODKA OR SNUFF.

>>12903246
>moon IS

even.

>>12903206
That sounds a mite risky. I'm very bad at guessing.

Sentient biological construct here. Any reccomendations on how to stop people chasing me with pitchforks every time I take a bikeride in the country?

>>12903177
Middle Sweden, actually. Got pretty good relations with the the Norwegian mountain trolls, though. Not much visiting either way, for obvious reasons, but there's some correspondence and of course the younglings get these traveling ideas sometimes. I think it's to do with the humans and their romanticizing it.
Now that you mention it, there's this family quite a ways from here (sadly not far enough) that seem to behave in that primitive, stupid way. Shitty mountain, gaudy decorations, can't tell real gold from fool's gold. Sound familiar?

I don't get why anybody would want to eat humans, anyway. It's not even practical, with so little meat for the effort. So I get a choice between finding, killing and eating a scrawny, but thinking being, ruining our relationship with the people in the area, and just, you know, butchering one of our fat cattle and having a feast. Killing humans is both tasteless and dumb, the way I see it.

>>12903249
You know, the internet really takes the fun work out of the old ways.

And none of the snus crap, either. I don't care if it's 'healthier' or 'the next big thing'. Not part of the bargain, as far as I'm concerned.

>>12903278
Ya mean like one o' them Frankiestan monsters? You should come down here. Plenty o' open roads with only a little traffic. Plus I hear you folk are good an' strong, right? I could use some help around the ol' farmstead. I'd pay you fair wages.

>>12903288
I AM SORRY THAT WIKIPEDIA HAS RUINED YOUR MYSTICAL VIRTUOSO POWERS.

>>12902909
Try the courts. I mean, it depends on your country, but in mine anti-specieist laws are pretty damn powerful (a bit too much sometimes, and I'm a supernatural).

>>12903249
Oho. Lack of irony, here I come. Whoever heard of a tone-deaf part-ondine?

It is always amusing to see the fleshies squabbling amongst themselves about a patch of dirt or water.

I must say, watching the lizard and the chimp fight about who is 'top dog' has been very funny.
I am betting the both of you are still using those primitive boxes the chimps like to call computers.

'Draconis Nobilis that has been alive for a hundred thousand years!' I chortle heartily at you lizard.
Perhaps when you finally grow up and see more of this existance you will realise you are but a flea on the back of much greater beings than yourself.


Well, I gotta get back to the ether, those damned blind pipers are at it again, wish they would learn to keep it down for once.

>>12903284
Ah. Örebro crowd, then? Heard good things, but I don't get down from the north too often. Though really, the folks at Dalarna are giving us a bad name.

Well. . . worse name, I suppose. I'm not exactly the most innocent of beings according to the humans, but at least I don't head into towns and kidnap.

>>12903296
Yes, it's the great fall of lore. No point thinking up riddles for the long nights when someone points out that you can simply download whatever you might need.

I'm registered, I pay my taxes and I own my own business.

And yet you wouldn;t beleive what I have to deal with, every single day, in my own store. I'm a lamia, and I own a small tailor shop. I get a lot of people coming in just to taunt me and threaten myself and my family.

What did I do to deserve this? My family has never attacked a human! We've been hard workers since we gained citizenry in England!

>>12903345
BUT PLEASE, READ THIS PERSONAL APPEAL FROM WIKIPEDIA FOUNDER JIMMY WALES.

>>12903350
Snake lady huh? How's about I charm you, then you can blow my flute.

>>12903350

Oh holy crabcakes... was wondering when Lamia's were gonna show up.

>itt:monstergirl fetish fantasies

>>12903375

Did I miss something involving 4chan attempting to rape Wikipedia, or is this just moot having one of those days where he fucks around with the site and laughs when people pretend to know what's going on?

>>12903345
Hm... Oh, I see. The ones up in northwestern Dalarna. I'm down a bit south-east from Falun. We've had a long relationship with the humans, what with the mine and all. In fact we used to live not far from where they started digging, but when they got close to our halls they asked nicely, so we ended up relocating. The city was getting a bit too populated for our liking anyway, we do like a bit of isolation. Maybe that's the difference, we've had a lot closer contact with people. Those guys up north... Completely senseless. We don't talk about them much. I'm always as surprised that humans keep going on trips to Älvdalen. Seems suicidal to me. I mean, if they're going to have the downhills open in the evenings, they have to keep everything lit up and have guards around just because those lunatics living in the mountains. Wanting nothing to do with them is perfectly understandable, I'm sorry you have such horrible relatives.

Tell you what, you come visit sometime and I'll show you we're not so bad here. Maybe bring that girl, too, if that works out? There's a small mine hole just outside our caverns, filled up with water since long ago. Should do nicely as a guest room.

>>12903384
I'm no lady.
>>12903386
Now that's just silly.

>>12903424
>>12903386
Male Lamia?

You got a sister?

>>12903168
The 'Nukes are Dragonfire' claim is true, actually.

What the dragons won't admit, though, is that they weren't the result of secret draconic teachings, so much as the result of hacking dragons apart, experimenting with the organs, discovering the properties of certain glands, combining it with existing research and theory, and then turning it against them. Nagasaki? Former home of the world's largest Den. The Japs had finally convinced them to join in the war, and we weren't about to let that happen.

>333 posts
Hittin' Autosage. Time for a new thread/possible archive?