Boxbot

Half Goblin Half Halfing with like 24 Dex (Level 4!) that used to be royalty or something. And he had a bear animal companion. The kicker? It was a DMPC.

A kitsune PC.

Except by kitsune, I mean "turning into a dragon because he got the blessings of a dead dragon god" and "immortal spirit fox", not "Japanese trickster spirit fox". And because he's immortal, he's responsible for every action in the distant past that shaped the present. And he was capable of doing this because he was the kitsune leader.

>>12831744
Sounds like a typical fantasy main-character.

Was it rage inducing somehow or what?

>>12831744
I'm okay with this except Royalty. Unless he's a bastard and the goblin king is just facepalming.

>>12831703
boxbot and friend were the best charcters i've ever seen

;_;

At first we had this lass who showed up and rolled a "kitsune" which gave us the impression she was colossal weaboo.

But in the end it turned out alright.

She a student studying mythology and thus played her character like the Jap legends of those critters.

The character was killed and eaten by our barbarian after a while which led to her rolling a character that was effectively the Baba Yaga

>>12831812
>>12831703
Please tell the story of boxbot.

Maybe its been long enough everyone, maybe we can start being a little more bold in our character creation from now on that we no longer have to write up generic nobodies.

I mean look at how pathetic this mary-sue hate thread is, no tales of terrible players, just odd race choices and what not.

>>12831873

It's terrible.

>>12831854
Sounds like a fun player to have in the group

>>12831854
ok, i wanna hear the story behind this.

>>12831873
boxbot is a minor character from from the webcomic gunnerkrigg court, and he's terrible.

>>12831695
A guy wearing black everything, and of course his face was in shadow so it was black also...
No alignment, as he was "beyond such things".
Had more weapons than every other character
including such things as instant nukes and a rip off of Soul Edge.
And as he was an incarnation of pure evil he was immune to everything including magic, weapons, mind control, superpowers, and the laws of physics.
The only thing that could destroy him didn't even exist in the setting...

The other players told the GM that they'd leave if he accepted him.

Hey guys, look at my Lunar Exalt character I made.
A SETING THAT FITS AT LAST

>>12832145

>>12832117
>The other players told the GM that they'd leave if he accepted him.
>The only thing that could destroy him didn't even exist in the setting...

So it was someone trying to join the game with an invincible character with all of the damage ever? Why does this sound like made-up bullshit?

>>12832145
>>12832172
Its like a rainbow vomitted into my eyes

>>12832172
That's what heppens when your captured by the Fey and raped repeatedly. Luckily her Fey captors all fell in love with her and let her go.

>>12831873
Don't bother, boxbot is terrible.

>>12832209
Nobody likes boxbot.
http://gunnerkrigg.wikia.com/wiki/Boxbot

Hmmm...

Back in the day (AD&D 1e), there was a player who brought a character with incredibly high psionics to the DM (we used almost everything, even the ghastly "Pummeling and Grappling" table) -- the PC was first level. His explanation? The character had been a High Priest -- like, 15th level, who had psionics up the ying-yang -- (who was also a mute) who'd run afoul of of a wicked Church superior (who was some sort of 20th level cleric/magic-user) who cursed him, because he was a "scummy mute" to forget all of his clerical powers, effectively rendering him first level (except for his psionics and hit points, apparently).

That character never made it to the table.

>>12832186
You should see her weapon.

This thread is terrible.

I bet all of the posts in here are lies anyway

>>12832310

Mine wasn't.

>werated himself

I thought that you had to be bitten by another were-rat, Captcha.

>>12832272
This one?

>>12832369
because pain is pleasure

>>12832310
All right, the Lunar Exalted one is a lie.

Though I did have a fur play once... It wasn't that bad. Just kinda creepy cause he made like... furry sounds? His character "murr'd" every now and again.

NO THUUUUUMBS

This.

>>12832403
It seemed fine at first....but then I read the description.

>>12832403
What really, really baffles me is he misspelled "snow".

All right, that's enough. This thread is getting much too silly. Cut it out.

>>12832387

Oh, I thought you were just kidding with that.

These people though aren't even trying:

>>12832117
>>12831854
>>12831775

>>12832175
>Why does this sound like made-up bullshit?
We didn't believe it either, we thought he was just trolling us, but then he started defending it and how it was reasonable for the setting. (still without reading it) I think the only reason the GM didn't react instantly was because he was stunned by the arrogance and it was a long ass character bio.

To give a happy ending though, he DID go through and redo everything to be acceptable, and did fairly good in that sitting. Yet didn't come back.

>>12831695
ponytail has mind control abilities...awesome! i like this thread!

What i don't understand is why the creators of these things have some ingrained obsession with 'keyblades' Granted, i didn't have the opportunity to play kingdom hearts (no such thing as playstation in Jamaica lol), but shit keyblades are involved in 4/5 marysue characters descriptions. Hell, in high-school i had a party member who begged for his char to have one.
>privies pacity
No, these keyblade things certainly do not, capcha.

>>12832512
Canadafag, same boat as you.Why you even want a keyblade? It has the disadvantages of both keys (very bad weapons) and blades (very bad at opening doors without breaking them) and the advantages of neither!

>>12832373
>Likes: Jesus

>>12832512
Kingdom Hearts is badly written Final Fantasy/Disney crossover fanfiction. The only difference between it and the shit on the net is that it's an officially sanctioned game.

>>12832563

>>12832563
I like the idea behind it.

>>12832563

I like KH, but I will admit it's damn stupid at times. I still think adding Garland as the captain of the guard in Birth By Sleep would've been fucking awesome.

>>12832596

>>12831695
for fuck's sake what the hell

>>12832596
I'm not saying the idea is bad, but that the writing is absolute shit. Chosen ones, the power of HEART, the power of DARKNESS, horrible dialog that makes me want to cut people, ect.

one person in my game no matter what doesnt have an original idea and just steals characters and turns them into mary sues
so far his characters have been:
the question or rorschach not sure which
ash williams
and the repo man from repo the genetic opera

and they think that "if i change the names no one will ever notice." so punny names fucking everywhere

>>12832512
Well, its a personalized empathetic weapon. Its born straight out of your "heart"/will power and is still some sort of mysterious magical engine that will actually drag you several feet to stab someone in the face(did this in KH1, Sora was mostly thrown around by the blade).

If a player wanted one, its basically a large bludgeon anyway. Just give it a small penalty to wield, make it an exotic weapon and don't make it that much better than anything else. Without any of the shit that actually makes it an interesting weapon your players will drop it and go pick up something more acceptable, but probably equally as boring.

>>12832563
It had a good atmosphere in the first game, and the lore wasn't too shitty for awhile. The individual worlds are pretty much like this though, and even if they had the most awesome idea for a FF/Disney crossover world they're not allowed to mis-represent any Disney character

is it just me, or do the absolute worst "KILL-IT-WITH-FIRE"-level mary sues seem to always be furries?
Seriously, it seems like only furries manage to do this shit on such an astoundingly horrific level.

>>12832637
There are people who go to great lengths to construct builds that are functionally equivalent to a fictional character. They go up to their group and say "Hey guys, check it out! I constructed a build that is functionally equivalent to this fictional character!" and his group goes "LOL, you're right!" Then he RPs like that fictional character for shits and giggles, and much lols are had by everyone. I, for example, know a guy who reconstructed Wolverine in 3.5

And then there's this guy.

Why are so many Mary Sue characters also furry? Are they hated because they're Mary Sues or because they're furry?

>>12832373
>>Hair color: Jet black
>>its red in picture
>>mfw this does not comprehend

>>12832633
The first three are pretty common cliche's, not bad in their own right but a lot of the friendship dialogue was pretty terrible, especially when they're in a dreary, dark town after your world is eaten alive by darkness and Donald's first rule is "ALWAYS SMILE".

>>12832695
but donald doesnt even have lips

>>12832373
Likes gay guys but dislikes lesbians?
What?

>>12832690
As bad as furries can get....

Really really bad action animu fans can be worse.

Oh so damn worse. Especially if they are 16-ish

>>12832717
Surprised? When do these characters, these sues ever make sense and don't have contradictory shit in them?

>>12832717
It's pretty common for people to frown on others of their own gender fraternizing while thinking two people that aren't their gender going at it is hotter than getting a face full of molten boron.

>>12832633

Don't diss the power of DARKNESS, man. The Hamminess is just so damn funny. Have you heard Xehanort speak? "Now... I have the POWAAAAH..."

Laughing at how much fn the voice actors are having with the villains is half the fun of the games! (The other half is an actually pretty good gameplay behind the stupid story)

>>12831695
I as well like the idea behind it, but the first one was way to POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, the second was better, Birth By Sleep is actually pretty dark if you think about it, but the one thing that pisses me off the most about Kingdom Hearts are the fucking weeaboo faggot fangirls that have never played any of the games, but still fucking think that riku and sora should be lovers.

>>12832717

No different than a straight guy loving lesbians, but hating gay men.

>>12832717
>likes gays
>dislikes lesbians
Lesbians are usually retarded feminazis who think that male-on-female sex is rape.

I ownder if /tg/ could make a plot for a Hingdom hearts game that doesn't suck.

>>12832369
HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE HOLD IT?!

>>12832767

Which is also pretty damn dumb, to be honest.

ELDAR JOE.

I don't remember his character's name - fuck it, it wasn't important. He managed to bring new levels of obnoxious Mary Sue to an Exalted campaign - a setting where some sue-ness is expected and (grudgingly) accepted.

His character had all the knowledge of the first age, went around in full orichalcum armor with a grand daiklaive, screaming the glories of the unconquered sun, freed the slaves of Great Forks (although they didn't WANT to be freed), ignored any possibility that he could ever be caught by the Wyld Hunt, and... died like a bitch when he threw a shit-fit about how he knew the game better than the GM.

Okay, it was really more a case of "THAT GUY", but seriously - fuck Eldar Joe. Fuck him hard.

>>12832373
Oh dear god.
This shit ain't a joke.
http://sapphydracases.deviantart.com/

>>12831695
He has a port on the back of his neck. Hit him in it.

BACK 'O THE NECK!

>>12832775

I honestly think the plot for Birth By Sleep was rpetty decent, barring a couple "DUDE, WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED" moments.

>>12832373
note the copyright....NOTE THE FUCKING COPYRIGHT THAT IS FUCKING CHRISCHAN LEVEL OF STUPID.

>>12832752
Yeah, Birth By Sleep is actually a pretty good game underneath all the dumbass plot.

>>12832775
A year before the events of Birth By Sleep, Master Eraqus asks Terra, Aqua, and Ventus to confront a former pupil, one who believes that the darkness is a tool to be used for either good or evil. Eraqus has asked the Keyblade wielders to destroy this man, for he is surely corrupted by darkness and can't be dwelling in the light.

The man's name is Golbez.

>>12832784
Oh god Great Forks. Quite possibly the least likely large slaveholding city-state in the setting to suffer an uprising from same slaves (barring some Charm-fueled nudging, of course, but that's neither here nor there).

>>12832800
the command melding system...is addicting......

>>12832789
>>12832796
I see that you people were not here when we first discovered this abominations and absolutely wrecked her by turning all the combined powers of /tg/ against this abomination of nature. I wonder if the threads survived the Suptg cleaning.

Even Xiombarg's Storyteller wrote hatefic about this thing.

also, i found the worst gary stu i have encountered

Most of these with LIKES and DISLIKES and so on are made up by children. You guys are making fun of children. Stupid children.

I'll bet some of you made up some stupid characters back when you were children. I'll bet some of you have some wonderful skeletons in your closet of that half demon, half angel, half robot Sailor Moon character you made up when you were a little shitling.

Or maybe you're still a little shitling and you still have some skeletons in your closet.

i remember a thread like this, with links from a webpage about "roleplaying". That web was full of OHGODMYBRAINMAKEITSTOP level of mary sueness.
I remember prticular one, that even if he was pretty much capable of shitting the apocalipsis, he still used a fucking MobileSuit, also cars and clocks.

Everything revolved around sex too.

>>12832775
The setting could definitely be used quite easily, and more so it could be applied to any number of already established settings.

Darkness possessed Tarrasques

>>12832793
Personally I was sort of disappointed with the direction they went with, I had always thought those three warriors were the last of some great war and here they were the last bastions of hope against the bald-guy and his control of darkness. Instead they were at Keyblade school, and they were all rather derp-themselves.

Also Terra's dark form is pathetic, its a few purple circles pasted behind him, remember Sora's anti-form and how crazy that shit was?

>>12832373
>Likes: Jesus...Christians...

>>12832373
LIKES
>Gay Guys
>Christians.

>>12832841
Not really. they were made by 20+ year old furries.

>>12832854
Wasn't Sapphirus a fat black gal that bashed blacks all the time until someone revealed her real picture?

So since KH is apparently part of the discussion now, why does KH in general hate girls? I guess its finally got so bad that they had to add Aqua to make it less obvious.

>>12832879
Yep.

Thanks a lot OP for reminding me that the world is full of asshats.
Consider my day ruined.

>>12832841
I remember back in grade-school I doodled a guy with spiky ice-blue plate armor.
He looked rad.
His profession: Astronaut Geologist

>>12832775
I'd scrap the FF bits and make it just about some little boy or girl who travels to and tries to save the Disney universe from being destroyed but I guess that wouldn't be true to the previous games in the series.

>>12832910
Thats pretty awesome, can you find and scan the doodle?

gimme a sec, I got a good one about a changeling

>>12832841
No even in childhood my characters were badass and completely un-Sue

Paladin/Gray Guard who was the lost heir of the most powerful country in the world. They had airships and muskets in a standard D&D setting and their emperor was an epic paladin/Gray guard who got that powerful by grinding in Hell.

I'm not going to allow my players to make up their own countries ever again

>>12832373
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/SapphyDracases

>>12832919
If I could find it and had the scanner I would. It was 5th grade crappy but it would be so much drawfag fuel.

>>12832750
But nobody doesn't love molten Boron!

>>12832540
Have you actually seen a Keyblade in action? They are not just blunt objects you smack things with, they are magical artifacts that allow the wielders to cast magic, lock/unlock things, fly through space, and are the only things in the world that can truly kill a heartless

That being said, they only really work in the Kingdom hearts setting, as their powers really only rely on the whole "heart/soul/body" cosmology of the Kingdom Hearts World

here's a keyblade in action
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4weA9Ldjs14

Kingdom Hearts is one of the worst video game concepts ever created, and completely destroyed my childhood.

>>12833069
but its still incredibly fun to play.

There's just something about playing a super powered wizard who dodges insane reality-warping super villains and duels them to the death.

Story's alright if you don't take it seriously

>>12833092

No.

>>12833112
if you can't have fun with a completely idiotic story concept that allows you to have super fun gameplay, fine with you.

Meanwhile I'm going to enjoy watching Pete pretend to be a Super Hero and laugh at how ridiculously stupid it is

I still don't even know what Kingdom Hearts is. Or what it can do.

>>12833126
http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/Kingdom_Hearts_%28world%29

>Kingdom Hearts is one of the major objects in the Kingdom Hearts universe. It is the heart of all worlds, and a source of great power and wisdom. It can be seen as the heart of everything.

>>12833125

My favorite part of BBS is all the unintentional Kamen Rider shit, actually. Well, "Captain Justice" is an obvious tokusatsu reference, but the instant armor definitely invokes Kamen Rider for me. I keep shouting at my screen that Terra needs to look away from the darkness and become the hero of justice - only then can he truly become Kamen Rider!

Yeah, I'm a nerd. Whatever.

>>12833125

No, I can have plenty of fun with ridiculous concepts and two dimensional pulpy story lines.

KH is just bad, and I'll leave it at that.

>>12833154
I liked how Nomura was ripping off star wars so much, that it was his idea that Mark Hamill got the part of Eraqus (also he suggested Leonard Neemoy for Xehanort).

That's a bump to the positive for me

you guys might like this site

http://kingdomheartsfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Kingdom_Hearts_Fanon_Wiki

>>12832962
There is no image to express my disdain for this.

>>12832962

Jeeze. I know you should take ED stuff with a grain of salt, but holy hell.

Well, I don't have any Sue stories to share: one of the guys I play with is a published sci-fi author (fiction writing major, got his first story published in the same sci-fi magazine that Orson Scott Card got his start in). So, have this classic.

>>12833190
Yaoi, yaoi everywhere.

>>12832369
>Its out of pure stanless steel, pure gold and gems
>my fucking reaction

Seriously...what the shit is wrong with some people?

We had a dude a while back who wanted to play a amnesiac dwarven barbarian raised by wolves. No biggie to me, except that he said the wolves gave him their abilities. Such as steel-teeth, night vision, and the ability to fly.
He also named his character after himself, plus a metric fuckton of umlauts. Thus gave us Löũís, He who runs with the God Wolves.

>>12833092
>There's just something about playing a super powered wizard who dodges insane reality-warping super villains and duels them to the death.

Uh, no. Not really. The gameplay is just amazingly rock solid adventure/action/RPG.

>>12832506
Damn, all this guys have facial expression
- Shit, i got incredible hard-on

>>12833069
Really? Despite liking Chain of Memories and KH2, I can understand how the sequels could be rage-inducing for a lot of people. But the first one was so light-hearted, original, and well-designed that I don't see how anyone could hate it.

Me and some buddies just started playing D&D last year, so of course on our first campaign at least a third of us had mary sues/gary stus.
We had a Half-dragon/Half-elf Ranger who got "balanced", had molting scaley skin, and acted like he was god's gift to all women on earth. Because CHA works that way. That player's girlfriend had a PRETTIEST ELF EVER MASTER SEAMSTRESS Elf sorceress bitch. She liked to cast Dancing lights in our faces. A lot.
Another friend had a relatively useless character who had the whole HERP IMMA PRINCESS OF A FORGOTTEN KINGDOM AND I HAS AMNESIA THEN GOT IT BACK WHEN MY LOVER WHO SAVED MY LIFE DIED DERP.
The first guy is my current DM now (He sucks), his girlfriend now has a PURTY ELF LADY that WAS a Dryad that had a Treant as a host that got killed and then res'd. Still has the Treant and has magic weapons thrown at her so she can put up a relatively small fight when we finally have enough of her shit and snuff her out (The DM can see if bloody coming). My other friend just kinda stopped playing with us but she had a relatively normal character this time. Just still kinda useless (RP-wise)

>>12832369
>>12832373
DAmn, i cant belive someone could do this seriously, Maybe it was done to troll /tg/?

>>12833204

Holy fuck I'd be terrified of living in that world. The goddamn wolves have steel teeth and flight. Being a peasant, tending your pasture, and all of a sudden half your sheep are gone and you're being eaten by a pack of flying goddamn wolves.

>>12833234
>original
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? OH LOOK, A PASTICHE OF EVERY FUCKING FF HERO EVER DROPPED INTO A LAND OF CROSSOVERS AND BULLSHIT, HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL. WOW, HE FIGHTS WITH THE POWER OF HEART AND FRIENDSHIP AND WON'T EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THESE THINGS BECAUSE THEN HE MIGHT NOT BE AN ANNOYING SHITHEAD.

HEY ASSHOLE, READ SOME SHIT THAT DOESN'T SUCK.

>>12833272
Hah, the wolves were normal. They were just WAISE AND ONE WIT NATURR, so they could give these gifts...or something. It was my first time DM'ing so I allowed it because I didn't want him to bitch too much.

>>12833204
>Löũís

Wait, how in the hell would you even pronounce that?
Can't say I have any Mary Sue stories. While I played with a bunch of stupid kids who didn't pay attention during major battles, forcing our DM to drop a deus ex machina into every other fight just to save on time (school club, we only had two hours each week, etc), their characters were pretty standard. Actually, I think I was probably one of the two people that roleplayed their character to any extent.


On the KH convo side, personally, I love the games and think they're quite fun, but wish the plot was more Adventures in Disney Space like the first game and less darkness and homolust and beltsandzippers and useless chicks and SORA CLONES EVERYWHERE. Seriously, look up a chart explaining the relationship between all 30,000 different versions of Sora/Roxas/Vanitas/Ventus/Xion/whoever the fuck they throw in next. Shit is convoluted as hell. Pic related.

>>12833303
it was fun because of Disney, you stupid turd

>>12833303
>>original
>it rips off all these things that suck!
>Read some shit that doesn't suck
There is a problem with your logic.

>>12833330
Its convoluted, sure, but Playing BBS really explains what the hell is going on. It's like Nomura made KH2 just so he would get people to buy BBS.

Also, Aqua is probably the best character in the series, competence-wise

>>12833322
Please tell me you realized your mistake and murdered him violently.

Freeform RP

Dragon elves that survive by mpreg.

One of the characters was Seymour from FFX with horns right down to the outfit and he claimed it was only inspired by Final Fantasy. Its name was Garuado

>>12833347
THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH YOUR FUCKING READING COMPREHENSION. ANYWAY WHO'S SEEN A SINGLE EPISODE OF THAT ASSHAT CAPTAIN PLANET HAS HAD A LIFETIME'S WORTH OF SPEECHES ABOUT HEART AND FRIENDSHIP AND SHOULD BE JUST ABOUT READY TO KILL SOMEONE. BUT WHOA, BECAUSE IT'S KINGDOM FUCKING HEARTS, THAT SHIT IS SUDDENLY ORIGINAL? FUCKING NEWS TO ME.

>>12833377
ORIGINAL CHARACTER

DO NOT STEAL

www.freewebs.com/maesterdom

>>12833403
Woop forgot my image

>>12833411
Well at least the art's not too bad.

>>12833399

I think that we should start another thread focusing on converting the KH series to something less shitty and more awesome.

This thread is supposed to be about Mary Sues, sorry OP.

>>12833399

My first ever group in Pathfinder was rather good, save for a mary suezilla buttfuckaroo.

1.) I played a CG male human sorceror from an aquatic bloodline. He was a marine biologist from a busy coastal village. He decided to adventure to find new food sources for his village. He had a bowie knife (dagger) and a sling at most.
2.) The group's neckbeard (or neckbear) played a ranger. Nothing crazy, just a NG male halfling from a temperate rain forest with a thylacine.
3.) The experienced player (a girl) played a badass cleric. Nifty shit, this LG holy nun of gardening swung a mean holy book in place of a greatclub.
4.) The second least experienced player made a N male goblin alchemist that feared the thylacine and loved mutagens. I shit you not. Became one of the best roleplayers I've ever seen, just after one session.
5.) Mary Suezilla tried to make a fucking half-elf/half-angel thing that was LG and wielded a goddamned flaming greatsword in the shape of an angel-wing. Also apparently had rainbow hair and curves the size of a volkswagen beetle.

The only reason she got into the group was that she pleaded like a hellbound whore on the steps of the Vatican. I hadn't known her before then, but I swiftly came to realize how fucked in the head she was that evening. I learned the next day that she had been kicked out of two other groups for her melodramatic rants and idiotic attempts at causing trouble with other female gamers. She was a snubnosed hambeast and she smelled like a putrid root cellar. She must have learned a tiny bit of humility though, as her character's "race" was actually balanced and she started as a level 1 "paladin" of some sort. She used the class, but she had no idea how it fucking worked.

>>12833330
We had no fucking clue, neither did he. We would just call him Louis or Lao-ees. Or "You fucking barbarian"
>>12833375
We didn't need to murderface him, the games ended after a few weeks because my girlfriend who was in the group started bitching about the rest of them "objectifying" her during the games. She was the only female and played an eladrin wizard-princess, described herself constantly as "radiantly gorgeous." The bard made a joke about her servicing a "God amongst gods, a "Master" of the "Game" of life, if you will" to let her gain magic, and she had a little shitstorm.

Christ, What a fucked up group...

>>12833196
>She and the others were thrusty from being chased all day
>thrusty

>>12833204
I'd let him play it. Long enough for him to be killed by Jeddidaus, the hunter celestial from another realm called Idaho.

>>12833453

The game started off well enough. The focus first began on the alchemist, who was collecting the tiny bivalves one commonly sees burrowing into the wet sand. He was seeking out the bright blue and yellow ones, as those were particularly potent in mutagens. The locals liked him, as his potions had saved a few limbs and lives. But he was more concerned about surpassing a bugbear in size and strength. It was his life goal, after all!

But Suezilla didn't like that, not one bit. She glared at Gobbo's player as he went on, his simple ways endearing him to the Abbess, the LG nun on a journey to find obscure divine scriptures. The Abbess and Gobbo walked together, chatting about the little things in life.

Suezilla's time to shine came, which made her happier than a Suezilla in shit. To her, a paladin was someone who went on a holy crusade against anyone who took the limelight away from her. Her character stamped up to Gobbo and demanded to know what he was doing and why. Gobbo explained, but Suezilla wouldn't have it. She declared that Gobbo was cooking up some infernal poison and that she was there to stop it.

Neckbear and I looked at one another. The GM sighed and decided to shift the focus onto the nearby pub.

My character was a grizzled sort, so he stumbled out of the pub and saw Suezilla standing on the beach, threatening the goblin and starting an argument with the Abbess. He commented on how such a strange creature could not possibly exist. Goblins, certainly, large women wearing vestments, but of course. But a rainbow-haired elf-angel-thing with a huge greatsword on her back? IMPOSSIBLE, NOT WITH HIS MEAD-SODDENED SENSES.

Suezilla looked at me with a face scarlet with rage. Abbess and Gobbo looked away and Neckbear started cracking up. I didn't realize it, but I sounded a bit like Kevin Bloody Wilson mixed with Francis from L4D. The GM hid his face in the Rulebook.

>>12833196
See, when I was 13 I made better shit than this.

My friends and I came up with the idea that, given that the Spartan system appeals to a mainly American style of combat, in the sense of an elite, fast, solo operative (Yes, we knew he wasn't supposed to be solo, but we handwaved that.), we decided to create other Spartan systems based on cultural archetypes. Russia supplied two, Japan supplied one, and then we got...interesting.

Russian: "The Unyielding". Oversized suit developed to support heavy weapons systems and advanced shielding. Not fast, not nimble, couldn't wield anything smaller than a shotgun, but that fucker was not going to take even a single step back.

Second Russian: "The Mad Ivan". A slighter model, with reduced ballistic shielding, but increased shock absorbtion. Specialized in Sabotage, and carried dozens of explosive compounds.

Japan: "The Shinobi". barely more armored than a standard infantryman, most of the suits power was used to power two systems: the first was a longer-lasting (almost permanent) cloaking field. The Second system was experimental, and manipulated Covenant hover technology to create false gravity. Allowed the Spartan to climb walls and ceilings. Also could be used in emergencies to attack foes by concentrating the field, but this drained massive amounts of power.

At 13 I had a better grasp of backstory and balance than some of these chucklefucks.

Please sirs, do continue

>>12833628
Suezilla clearly didn't like ol' Zebediah Grulk. Oh no, especially not when he exclaimed, "Oi, is that a rainbow on yer 'ead, or did the gods bear ill will agin' yer mum?!"

Suezilla declared that her paladin of attentionwhoring rights drew her greatsword, letting its fiery properties let loose in a white hot halo of hambeastly justice. GM promptly told her the weapon was not magical, as everyone was level 1. She pursed her acne-riddled lips and decided that her character was going to charged Zebediah.

What a fucking massacre. Zebediah was not surprised; being drunk, he was expecting a pub brawl. But to have one outside of a pub, rather than inside?

HERESY.

He let loose with acid splash, doing full damage. She kept coming, fuming and screaming. The others were stunned that she would attack, so they could only watch and listen when her rolls failed and mine succeeded beyond belief.

Zebediah drunkenly walloped Suezilla with a dehydrating touch, followed by a potent unarmed strike. Of course, the GM was having a field day with this. Rather than kick her out, he'd just have us humiliate her in-game!

It was Neckbear's time to shine. He charged out of the pub hollering. His thylacine responded by mauling Suezilla, leaping in from the side.

Oh god this is fantastic.

>>12833864
Saw furfaggottry in OP without reading.

see Rin in thread.

Better than expected.

>>12833788
Suezilla sat there, quaking in a stinking, sweating rage. GM grinned gleefully at this, like a malicious genie that just granted the most horrific wish in the world and it's coming back to bite the wisher in the ass. She stared long and hard at Neckbear, his tiny nostrils wheezing as she ground her teeth. She slowly but surely turned her head to face me, her beady black eye bulging from their fat-laden sockets.

I shrugged. "That's the way the paladin falls, my dear. Face-first into Zebediah's old barf."

Her shriek was an ear-splitting one. Her character was still barely alive, however, so she laughed and had her character quaff the pissant little potion she was allowed to have. The GM had forgotten about that one (hurr durr).

Zebediah just shot her with magic missile and the thylacine mauled her a second time.

Then she lost it. She shot up from her seat and flailed her arms in the air; watching four hundred pounds of Suezilla rocket up like that was surprising, to say the least. She stamped the floor a few times and crying "it's not fair!" and ended her tantrum with "Why doesn't anyone like meeee?!"

Jesus porkslapping Christ, it was surreal. Her previous two failures came to the fore and she pointed at her sheet. "It's *balanced*, it's not *bad*!"

Abbess replied with, "It's not the character. It's *you*. *You* went and attacked him. *You* are responsible for what *you* do."

The world stopped then, as they locked eyes. Suezilla quickly grabbed her papers and looked at me. All I could do was shrug and smile, so she ran out of the house. I haven't seen her since.

She probably ate her last group.

Never had any real Mary Sue, the rest of the group has bashed down any and all attempts to such.

But we do sometimes have a guy or two that makes characters suspiciously based on whichever anime or video game they've found awesome. Anyone else have that?

I find it quite annoying.

>>12832373

>People who jugde art when they can't draw worth of shit

>>12834011
So I can't call House of the Dead 2 a shit film because I've never acted, directed or otherwise worked in theatre?

>>12833940

>You are responsible for what YOU do

NEVER! NOT IF I CAN HELP IT

I've been fortunate in that my groups haven't had any awful mary sue / mary stu shitheads.

The closest we get are things such as trying to abuse the combat system, while still maintaining some semblance of "fairness" in non-combat situations.

>>12834038
It's a quote from the picture, dumbass

>>12834011
>Sefirosu

>>12834057
Too be fair, I couldn't stand to read most of that.

Does /tg/ want the Rape of Sapphy copypasta/drawfaggotry? I have it stashed for threads like these.

>>12834065
>Too
Goddamn it.

>>12833940

This guy is my favorite, even though I know he is fake.

>>12833940
>"That's the way the paladin falls, my dear. Face-first into Zebediah's old barf."

This is one for the books, my friends.

>>12834157
The fake ones are often the best.

The real ones are often just plain depressing.

>>12832373
>>12834011

I would like to strangle the artist behind that picture. Not for the overly sueish and terribly rainbowy mess of a picture she drew. No, but because of that comment.

I turn blind with rage at people with comments like that. No, no... calm down... I am happy that they have opinions like that, and you know why? Because that ensures their art style will NEVER improve. They will remain as they are, refusing to take any critique except from their peers, a handpicked selection of bootlickers and circle-jerkers that will tell her all her pictures are wonderful and unique.

Her male counterpart

>>12834212
Those are some pretty big eyebrows, I'll admit.

>>12834212
>>12834182
nigga you tryin' way too hard

>>12834212
>sex: man
Why am I laughing?

>>12834251

>>12834299
It means he likes mansex, obviously.

Send in the bears!

>>12834212
THE DAY I SEE A GETTER ROBO OC IS THE DAY I DIE.

FAREWELL.

>>12834251

>>12834251

fekken kingdom hearts

I played with a shitty group a few years back, and one mary-sue that sticks out like nothing else has to be Tyr. He was a half-orc cleric of something or other, and somehow by level twelve he had full-plate that was enchanted out the ass, had been turned into a half-dragon, killed a kraken underwater in melee combat, and had the Mace of fucking Cuthbert. his player, the DM, and most of the rest of the group were apparently a super-tight-knit group and almost every campaign of theirs I played in was either circle-jerking their characters, circle-jerking their past characters, or just plain circle-jerking each other.

>>his player, the DM,
Now I see everything

>>12834511
>had been turned into a half-dragon
Just how the fuck did that happen?

>>12834251
By doomchan of deviantart.

It's a troll account, folks.

>>12834557
>>Just how the fuck did that happen?
see
>>his player, the DM,

>>12834570
I think that means the player and the DM and the group.

>>12834563
I know, but it's hard to not get weirded out by it.

>>12834192
>>The fake ones are often the best.

And fun.

>>12834543
The player was not also the DM. I meant to say that the player, as well as the DM andm ost of the rest were circle-jerkers.

>>12834557
Because Bahamut had a hard-on for him or something, if I remember correctly.

>>12833196

I took one look at the character illustration and immediately said, out loud, "Jesus Fucking Christ."

>>12834732
Not him but I have the rest of the set.

>>12834764

>>12834781

Dragons. Why is it always dragons with Mary Sues?

>>12834794
I don't know but it has the same "hipsters ruin everything" effect on me that I HATE.

I love dragons, but fucking mary sue furries.

>>12834764
>>12834781
>>12834786

>rest of the set

>SET

SWEET FUCKING HELL WHY

WHY GOD

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME

While I realize not all women that RP make Mary Sues (our current chicky plays a Paladin of Freedom-- a total bro with T&A but clear character flaws) some of the worst I'd ever seen have come from girls who wanted PERFECT characters.

Just one example: homebrew game with a cyberpunk setting, with some things taken from 3.5 & 4e.

Point-buy system for stats, she makes a really balanced character. Cool. Then gets pissed when other characters outdamage hers in combat because they focused on strength. In this game, we make up our own feats and DM decides what the point-buy cost will be. She gets pissed that I don't make her hyper-ultimate ZOMG in fucking EVERYTHING without some serious cost and penalties to the few things that weren't included. Starts bitching at me how 'you should let me have them for free because we're friends' and all this other shit.

For fuck's sake, you're a grown woman and you wanted your character to be a pacifist with no combat experience prior to the start of the game. She's suddenly going to pick up an assault rifle and out-shoot the loner sniper guy, and then out-melee the obvious Spike Spiegel knockoff? I don't think so.

>>12832841
>I'll bet some of you have some wonderful skeletons in your closet of that half demon, half angel, half robot Sailor Moon character you made up when you were a little shitling. angel, half robot Sailor Moon character you made up when you were a little shitling.

Hm. My own mary sue character?

Freeform roleplay, one dude who due to having the ability to shift between dimensions and the many worlds theory meant that he could control his mass and gravity, to potentially produce infinite gravitational attraction, was effectively invincible due to unpiercable mass and infinite lives (any damaged area was instantly replaced by himself from a different dimension and any killing blow would simply means an exact dimensional duplicate would appear).

If that wasn't bad enough he was the figurehead of a vast interdimensional organisation dedicated to stopping dimensions collapsing on themselves by any means necessary. They basically used him as a reusable nuke. Came with a superpowerful AI on a laptop.

Only major flaw was that he could not do sublety well - either massive overwhelming force or idly standing by.

Funnily enough the AI got far more personality than him.

Anyone else want to share their secret Mary Sues?

>>12834794
I wonder if this has anything to do with Otherkin.

>>12835214
Me and my friends used to be mad LOZ: OoT fans. So in elementary school we used to pretend we were made up characters and having adventures and shit.

These are only some of the many thousands characters we used to pretend to be.

One of my friends was a kokiri kid with magical hands named Magicool. I dont remember what else he could do exept shot magical orbs outta his hands. I was bipedal mutated tektite with a poisonous scorpion tail and shit. And I was evil I think. My other friend was the same thing as me but as a baby, like he would always do. Whatever the fuck I was he would be the same thing but as a kid.

Well they arent really mary sues. And even if I COULD HAVE I wouldnt have put them on the fucking internet.

>>12835214

I went on a freeform forum RP with no restrictions one time and made a character when I was 15 or 16.

Wore ornate robes inscribed with runes and a mask that was equally adorned in runes and eldritch symbols. He specialized in rune magic; he could inscribe runes into anything, which had a variety of effects. Could make something/someone stronger, enchant them with elemental resistance/damage, but he could use these runes as scrying tools too (basically a magic remote controlled camera); he could also make the runes explode violently whenever he wanted. He could also cast some general offensive spells, but nothing too flashy since he spent way too much time strengthening his runic magic. Had a glass jaw, though, if you could pierce his runic strengthening magic in his armor.

I thought he was pretty OP at the time, but then I ran into these other one-winged guys who could throw fireballs while dual wielding exploding fire katanas. And summon angels. Some of them shapeshifted too.

>>12835370
Just sounds like a pretty awesome rune-themed mage to me, albeit a high-level one.

>>12835349
Did this shit, though on the net like a fag. Had an OC that was a soldier of a distant land and had control over sand. Main weapons were a scimitar and martial arts. His hookshot was a Katar that shot out the blade and had a chain attached to it. Became Link's bro and had adventures. Shit was pretty cool.
As for skeletons in my closet, I had a narudo shit that had a demon, bloodline, and a pet. I cut it down to a bloodline and a useless pet and rolled with that afterward.

>>12835349

>Magicool

Amazing.

I started off as a Gary Stu, but It was quickly shot down by the DM when I asked to play an Illithid in the second game I was in... Im glad I came to my sense and stayed away from being "that guy".

Turns out, my mentor didnt mentor another player in my group and now all he plays is wolf-type-thing with transformation and demon powers. Turns out demon powers cant do much to stop a peice of steel from entering your skull as he soon found out after he peed on my ruck-sack in game in addition to many other rude things and being a Gary Stu.

Also the other Gary Stu in the party was constantly being raped and loosing all of his weapons every time he started acting up.

Has anyone also noticed that most Mary Sues and Gary Stus mostly revolve arround being a furry? I know the first guy I mentioned is in fact a furry... fucking furries... they ruined werewolfs...

I love trolling furries with this picture as well. My skinsona. Its great.

>>12835370
Hah. I was up against, amongst other things, nanite dragons that did borg-adaption to all attacks.

The guy who was using them was a bro, though. We both free out of it eventually.

My favorite moment with bad players was with a player who made his character named "Bob" with no last name and he proceeded first level to go to the nearest biker bar and attack the first person who spoke to him. He subsequently died then left the gaming table and started playing "The Punisher" on the PS2 right next to us.

In middle school, I had a giant hard-on for JRPGs so my character had to be a "Rune Sage", wielding a Mana Gun and Psychostaff that amphlified his spells. He practiced Black Magic, Nanotech Magic, Blue Magic, Photon Energy, and had psychic powers.

Who also happened to also pilot an Evangelion-like biomech. Of course, both him and the robot had cloaks.

>>12834764
>>12834781
>>12834786

Wait there's more of this? I- I had no idea. I've had the first one saved to my hard drive for a good two or three years.

>>12835459
I think it's mostly just that "idiot" and "rubbing your fetish in others' faces" and "mary sue" all go together like eggs in a basket. They aren't all furries, but the furries stick out because they're by far the worst and most obnoxious. Also the "ew furry" reaction fuels the furry types to get worse, not better.

>>12835459

That's terrifying and I hate you.

>>12835370

I made up a backstory for him too, since it was required for the RP. He was formerly one of three powerful leaders of this big-bad-almost-evil organization. His job was mass producing several types of humanoid golems; fast ninja wrist-blade golems, cheapass golems that were basically putties from Power Rangers but with sharp rending claws, and some other types.

He had his own personal, sentient guard golem. It was basically a huge lump of magically reinforced stone wearing heavily enchanted (runed) plate armor and a mask. Dual-wielded huge guillotine blades. Moved slow as hell, but if you tried to get up close to him, he'd shred ya something fierce.

Runemageperson whose name is so embarassing that I will not mention it here got kicked out of his organization for being waaaayyy too focused on/obsessed with runes. The BBAE-organization basically hired another mage specialized in apocalyptic magic, and outsourced the golem construction.

He was a very bitter man.

>>12835552
Wow. Thats actually really colse to the responses I get from the furries who I show the picture to.

>>12835558
DEY TAWK OUR JAWBS !

>>12835558
It's an anonymous message board.

Come on, post that name.

>>12835584

I think I should be allowed to despise that even though I'm not a furry. I'm just saying.

>>12835681
He never accused you, you're the one who leaped to the defensive immediately.

I'm just saying.

>>12835584
Well, it IS disturbing. And im not even a furry.

>>12835739
We get it you can stop saying it.

But the more you go IM NOT A FURRY IM NOT, TOTALLY NOT

The more you look like one.

>>12835707

Don't twist my words. The point is that it's a disturbing thing.

>>12835673
>>12835558

Alright. But it's pretty terrible, and I was pretty convinced that it was the epitome of coolness when I was 15 or 16.

Varhas-Nok, Grandmaster of the Triad of the Runelords (they changed the name after they kicked him out).

In retrospect, it probably was slightly less worse than the Sephiroth/Cloud/Inuyasha clones/hybrids running around.

>>12835558
I'll be honest, for a free-form RPG, its a pretty well done character, tone it down a little, and its pretty solid. In fact, if a player im DM'ing had that character concept, ill let it play it.

>>12835758
what the hell, i just entered the thread.

Oh, i see.
>4/10, trying too hard.

I just had a guy that can basically teleport things in and out of his massive armory somewhere in the world. Swords, guns and supply rations and all. What is a mary sue?

>>12835782
It was.
IRL stupid falls into a completely different category from Internet stupid.
And that isn't even THAT stupid.

>>12835782
Varhas-Nok is not a bad name.
Hey, you know what? maybe i'll steal your character for my next campaign as a NPC.

I grew up playing X-Com, Fallout, and Command & Conquer. When I was a kid all of my characters were some how connected to the military, and besides being crack shots, they were usually regular people.

Upon learning what a Mary Sue was I went even further out of my way to keep them from becoming anything like it, so in that all of my characters are flawed people, but not angsty. Regular people that keep their problems bottled up and their shortcomings kept right out of sight, only to surface when those shortcomings become painfully obvious.

I would like to think I do a fairly good job at making regular people for whatever gaming session I'm in, and when things get over the top everybody knows I'm joking around.

>>12835824
'Zat you, Steel? Probably not, seeing as hyperspace arsenals are common and not that original.

I assume you were not playing BESM, or Exalted? Portable hammerspace armories are standard abilities in those games.

>My face when no one remembers Esmerelda

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12443066/

>>12835927
Bah, meant to refer to >>12835824

>>12835858

It's not stealing if you have my go-ahead to use him! And thank you, that's very flattering.

The -Nok part of his name was stealing a bit from the Exile series' Vahnatai race. Prefixes and suffixes for names and statuses and all that junk.

>>12834251
I'm saving this one for the next W40k discussion (preferably a few days after this thread 404's)

>>12836360
If you can stand it, prowl /v/ or something until a "HURR FURRIES PURGE IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR LOL" thread pops up.

You'll get much better reactions out of the ones who don't actually know anything about 40k.

>>12836360
Why only for 40k discussions? That's clearly a take on Doomguy from, well, Doom.

Our secret mary-sues, you say?

Well, this is going to have to take some thought, as I don't have anything as blatant as in this thread.

This just counts standard games, not 'Okay, so we're gonna play as Gods in this game, and basically make a world, etc.', right?

I guess I can think of 3 candidates:
1) Sharana the Vixen, a female bard half-werefox (had the ability to turn into a normal, non-magical fox, gave up all her half-elf racial powers for it) who was the illegitimate child of a minor Baron. This was back in 2e, when werefoxes were all beautiful chaotic evil elven women who could transform into a silver fox, and had spell-caster powers - one seduced the Baron, got a child off of him and, when the kid did not show any of it's mother's abilities, used it to shame the father, crashing a major banquet and revealing the entire tale, casting doubt and dishonor upon the family.

So Sharana grew up being pretty much despised by most of the nobility and her 'mother', though well loved by her father, and eventually decided to head off to clear the family name of the dishonor that her existence stained.

>Whorce Left
Captcha, have you been reading my old character sheets?

>>12837119
The next was from a Sailor Moon game. A PC who eventually was revealed to be Queen Serenity's husband corrupted by the Negaforce. I don't remember much from that game.

And the last would be from another Sailor Moon game (this was all right around the time the RPG came out, mind you), In this game we did a lot of fluffing up of universe, why the planetary protectors come into being, grimmdarked the existence of the various protectors on earth up a lot, and made it a bit more speculative/sci-fi. He was Sailor Void (the Void soliders having been fluffed as being akin to Green Lanterns, in that each serves as the protector for a sector of space, but as a result of their protectorships not having any life, they were individually weaker than normal Sailor Scouts). There's actually a lot of background for this guy too, but the main mary sue stuff would be this portion here.

>>12837129
>Sailor Moon
>RPG
wat

>>12832117
>>12831775
what game or setting were these characters for exactly?

>>12832633

356/2 Days has a good storyline, since it deals with Roxas. There's some legit character development in that. Name of the game is dumb though.

>>12833092
>super powered wizard
>dodges
>reality-warping super villains
>Story's alright if you don't take it seriously

What is this, touhou?

My two main characters could probably be considered a little Mary-Sue-ish, at least the first one. He was born a half-elf as a result of rape from a blackguard human and a sun elf woman. While the elves didn't particularly like him, they raised him to adulthood and taught him how to survive before sending him on his merry way. Eventually he met a sorcerer nobleman, who helped him further his skills as a sorcerer. Unfortunately dear old dad burned the house down. Blah blah blah, eventually he became a half-dragon by imbibing some potion and went on a dragon killing spree. He was killed and subsequently resurrected by the cleric, which made him more reckless than usual.

So his early years were pretty Mary-Sue, but he was by no means perfect or invulnerable. He was reckless, arrogant, and would often require getting his ass saved by the other party members.

My second most-used character was a tiefling warblade/occult slayer born in Thay to a priestess of Bane. He lived a decent childhood and served in Thay's legions for a bit before he got bored and left (which was illegal). Eventually he joined the Night Masks, fell for a girl (who was a sorcereress, which caused him to dislike casters) who subsequently betrayed him, slaughtered several of the Night Masks and was forced to flee. He found sanctuary with priests of Mask, who trained him to fight Cyricists. With his new skills he went back home to kill his mother (who was a bitch). Then he met a drow sorcerer who he works for and the closest thing he has to a friend.

He's an amazing fighter and pretty bright, but he has no social skills and is quick to anger and take action rather than think things through, which causes problems sometimes.

So /tg/, are they Mary-Sues?

My internets to someone who still uses AOL
and can find the old RP Chat rooms
like the Red Dragon Inn
the Flowering Hills
or the Slave Pits.

NOTHING. BUT. SUES. EVERYWHERE.
MILLIONS. OF. THEM.

>>12838360
what character that lives to see the second session isn't a mary sue/gary stu these days?

What infuriates me the most is that these deviant art people mostly just makes art of the mary su they have created and crossovers, and gay porn.

I used to do this once but I never took it that far, today I am roleplaying those characters and having a good time doing it. Also trying to roleplay those characters quickly separates sue's from good characters...

>>12839567

Dint do gay porn though, just porn....

>>12832734

Sadly not mutually exclusive.

>>12832771
>Lesbians are usually retarded feminazis who think that male-on-female sex is rape.
You shut your lying whore mouth.

>>12831695
>>12832145

Exalted was invented by furries. Simple as that.

>>12839660
>>12832771

No this is just the whole 13-23 year old het is ew crowd or extremist lesbians. However, sadly those two scream twice as loud as moderates, also use the internet twice as much.