Obama, god of hope
Megan Fox, Sex goddess.
Bill Gates, God of Magic

leader of the Pantheon.

Bieber, lord of the Fever.
Gaga, goddess of... we still haven't figured this one out.
Jackson, god of things that go "pop."

Lady Gaga, Godess of insanity

>>12815536
>Murphy
>Playwright

Alfred Hitch, lord of terror and undisputed king of the first date.
John Dorian Gray, immortal physician.
Kanye and Lynch, hip-hop gunmen.

Capitol, God of Music
Alphonso Gore, God of the Magic system known only as the global web-net

M'Shyamalan of the Night, Prince of tricksters.

Leno: The Laughing God

Chuck Norris, Lord of the Beard
Osama Bin Laden, God of Explosions and terror
Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen: Vampire lord

>>12815568

Well I hurped in my durp. Thank you for pointing out spelling mistakes.

Trolfice: God of Discord

>>12815593

Letterman, his rival forevermore.

Men tell stories of a red-haired barbarian who tried to ascend to their number, but lo they defeated him and exiled him to B'Sic Kabal, a desolate wasteland, where he wanders forevermore.

Your setting sounds somewhat similar to Planet of the Apes (but without the apes part, I guess), you should watch it for some inspiration maybe?


Also,
Al Gore, god of nets
Stephen Hawking, god of chairs
Also, have them think some works of fiction are nonfiction.

Like Harry Potter and have them try to do magic.
Optional: have it work.

>>12815599
Oh god how could I not have immmediately thought of Chuck Norris? Well played good sir.

>>12815591

Aye. Tricksters and False Morals.

>>12815614
>>12815593

This is SO going in.

>>12815614

The most learned theologians (considered base heretics by certain sects) postulate the existence of Kar Sonne the Progenitor, from whose infinite wisdom sprang all the greater and lesser deities of late-night.

Bil'Amaze: Spiritual liege of all merchants.

Don't forget the Myth Child

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-c-yiTE7zM

Old MacDonalds: Servant of the Gods.... According to legends he could serve five million, daily.

What that five million was is a hotly debated topic.

Archeologists discover an ancient cult of the dungeon-dragon, people who apparently think arbitrary numbers and random dierolls determine fate

meta as fuck

Kenny, who could be slain a thousand times, and each morning was born anew.

>>12815545 implying Monica Bellucci isn't a thousand times more attractive than Stick-figure McFaketan
That poster: God of being fucking WRONG.

>>12815575 Kanye and Lynch, hip-hop gunmen.

Gotta admit, I smirked.

Many ancient records tell the tall of one mysterious figure, Teodor or the Rose Velt. They say the great warrior-king brought destruction to all who opposed him with his mighty club. Not only did he rule the glorious kingdom of man and routinely engage in sports and battle to keep his godly skills in peak condition, but when no further challengers approached, he went forth on a great journey to the wide plains beyond the sea. There did he challenge all the beasts of the world. And when he had beat them soundly their blood did flow out and look as a field of roses upon the land. Finally, seeing no further match for his greatness, he challenged death itself. In order to offer a fair fight, he allowed death to attack him in his sleep. Though the fight was so mighty is cleaved a great channel in the south lands, the great king was finally overwhelmed. Still, recognizing a worthy opponent, he now sits at the right hand of death and doles out the touch of his club to all those too stubborn to die. So say the learned men.

Anonymous: The million headed, unblinking monster, who dispensed impartial justice and pictures of breasts alike. None could withstand the unholy wrath of Anon.

Sorry, did someone mention meta?

>>12815672
Don't forget the recently discovered song used in his worship.

"Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O"

>>12815786

oh, and Anni'may, Goddess of the eastern isles.

Steve Jobs, the Applebringer

>>12815786

Hell.... I WOULD worship Lord Teddy.

From his kindom on Mars, Lord Zig Stardust heard the people of earth cry out for music, music that would stir their hearts and enliven their feet. So the great one sent his prophet, Bowie, to lead his musical spiders and deliver unto man a rocking the likes of which it had never felt before.

L'viz the lord of the rock

>>12815536
Could you give any more details of your setting? I've got nothing to contribute, but this sounds quite interesting.

http://www.damninteresting.com/this-place-is-not-a-place-of-honor

Could this be worked in, or would it not fit the style you are trying create for your setting?

Almost completely unrelated: They find this book and think don't realize it is fiction.

>>12815923
A know follower of L'viz is Gerlee Luuz, he with the great balls of fire

The mythology of the Funk is real, and people had a mass transcendence of the music kind. Through beats as phat as they are funky, champions must battle against the evil Square.

>>12815958

Hell, they find ANY book and don't realize it's fiction. Oh, the places we could go...

>>12815923

I think you mean Lenin, lord of rock.

>>12815958
Ok, bullshit HURR, NONAMUS R LEGEUN bullshit aside - who the fuck could take Scientology seriously? You have a guy running around building a career on writing sci-fi novels who then suddenly has a religion involving aliens and spaceships and shit, and nobody stops to ask "Hey, you sure this is real?"

Groucho, Harpo, and Karl Marx.

Brothers who simultaneously invented wacky comedy and took over a country for the powers of evil.

>>12815976

He was the Walrus, after all.

>>12815929

Still fleshing things out. The PCs are going to be Archeologists, or bodyguards or something, trying to make their way to a rumored dig-site deep in the North Eastern forests of Bigapple. Along the way they have to deal with cultists who have adopted the former gods as their own, a rival archeological dig team, and other minor disasters. I haven't decided the ultimate goal though. I might just finish with them uncovering the legendary statue of Lady Liberty, who with her torch, protected the harbor of Bigapple from The Monsters of Clover Fields.

>>12815979
>Who the fuck could take Scientology seriously?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scientologists

Einstein, God of Space and Time
Newton, God of Motion and Apples
Hilbert, God of Mathematics and Hats
Turing, God of Calculation, Codes, and Poison Apples
Nintendo Gygax, God of Games
Abraham Washington, God of Freedom
Bond, James Bond, God of Sex, Martinis, and Quick Wits


The evil pantheon:
Stalin, God of Slavery
Mao, God of Famine
Tojo, God of Rape
Bin Laden, God of Terror
Hitler, Supreme God of Evil

>>12816009
I like it, be sure to share your story with /tg/.

>>12815976
Known to partner with Paul, the Dead One.

Ringo, god of luck. Was in the right place at the right time.

>>12816018
> Implying Hitler was more evil than Stalin or Mao.
wtf?

>>12816043
>implying Hitler isn't regarded as the as the face of evil
None of the others have that sort of brand recognition.

OP, don't forget to have them get the uses of some of our objects completely misunderstood, like the fork that is a hair comb in the Little Mermaid. Would I be correct in assuming that you have seen the Futurama episode where they go to the 21st century museum?

Jesus, God of [spoiler]Deception[/spoiler]

..what?

Ye, lowly bow thy heads in religious fervor to appease the god of famine lest he bring forth a plague upon thee! The walking corpse, lord of the skeletons, he who marches in his death shroud but never truly dies.

Woe to thee who would dare oppose Gandhi! Truly is the scriptures are to be believe, he shall turn our seas to salt and walk a starving march across our lands!

>>12816081
Better idea!

Jesus is now the god of alchohol- or at least, the archaelogists assumed he was, after finding out the whole "This wine is my blood", thing.

It is said, that there was a deity made up of all who were, connected by the inner network, all that was not put forth in public was drawn to that place, and from its collective thought was born the Anon. We say The Anon because it is easyer then trying to explain what we have learne about it. It was a ficle collective, it hated with the force of a thousand suns, yet at other times it would deliver what was saught. As all were a part of it, none could truely claim innocence. It had a list of laws, not rules to follow, but facts about reality itself, things man was most likely not meant to know. When so many parished long ago, it dispersed back into the souls of humanity. And if ever humanity should be so closely connected again, yet so false in their dealings without hiding behind a mask, Anon may well do to us what it did to the people of that time.

This place is a message… and part of a system of messages… pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.

What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location… it increases toward a center… the center of danger is here… of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

>So of course, they did it up and suffer the consequences.
[spoiler] It's a nuclear waste dump [/spoiler]

>>12816067

Yeah. That eppisode and David Macauliffe's book "Motel of Mysteries" are my two major inspirations.

>>12816096
No, I believe you are talking about Guy Fox, the lord of chaos, perversion, protest, and justice.

>>12816122
>guy fox

Oh man, if this is supposed to be a troll, I dunno whether to give it 0/10 or 10/10. Either way I be amused.

>>12816084

Gandhi as the harbinger of fammine is awesome.

>>12816107
To be fair though, I think they understood the dangers of radiation by the 1850s, although from the wording of that, they may believe we thought of it as a curse or a beast.

And moot bitch-smote Fox upon the back of his head, and spoke: "Thou art the Cancer that is killing. The domain of chaos is now mine"

>>12816135
No troll, I am glad you liked it.

>>12816138
Thanks. It just seemed like something so obvious. The problem with some of these suggestions is that they're judging every person they have put up for godhood by their actions instead of how they look.

Archaeologists would be inferring from visual aesthetics first. Just my two cents though, not actually trying to rattle anyone's cages.

>>12816167

My god. Guy Fox is a pile of nuclear waste.

It makes so much sense!

The dangers of radiation weren't well understood until the 1950s. Hell, most forms of radiation weren't discovered until the end of the 19th and early 20th centuries, their dangers weren't understood until the 1940s and 50s, and they weren't fully understood in a theoretical sense until the 1970s (with the development of the Standard Model).

hmm. Ficton taken as fact... there's too much material to work with...
Rand of Thor: Bender of Fate. Somehow related to Tesla, god of Thunder.
Man Hat Tan, Pro of Ject, God of Big Explosions and playing with forces the universe isn't ready for.
The God-Damn Batman, God of Righteous Terror

>>12816122
>>12816167
>>12816180
You're all posers who only know about Guy Fawkes because of V for Vendetta.

...yeah. It's "Fawkes", not "Fox".

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12815536/

Archived.

>>12816200
So toxic waste dump is go? And if you feel you can get away with it chuck in some Radiation Doesn't Work Like That too. (Mutation and shit).

>>12816200
Ah, well never mind then. Would the discovery of the site mentioned here >>12815958 be covered up by the government because of the possibly reality shattering realization that the people 1500 years ago were a lot more advanced then previously thought?

>>12816242

0/10. Of course they knew, They were just using Fox as a misspelling to fit with the theme.

>>12816262
Yes..."them". Well-played, I totally didn't see right through you there.

What theme is that, exactly?

Fred Rogers, God of Hope.

>>12816281

>>12816180
>>12816167
FAWKES

IT'S FAWKES YOU INTOLERABLE-- No, I kid, but you almost had me.

I really fail to see how misspelling something that would already be WRITTEN fits the theme.

Quaritch - God of Progress

>>12816313
>>implying written media don't decay or become environmentally damaged
>>implying language would not change dramatically in 1500 years post-apocalypse
>>implying you are not presently choking on more dicks than the amount for which your body has room.

>>12816326
So then why aren't any of the other examples misspelled, hm?

You know, it's just easier to call you a twat and hide the thread. Way to defend the lowest common denominator.

Well gosh fellas, what am I the god of?

>>12816356
Children.
[spoiler]and rape[/spoiler]

>>12816356
"Gosh, what BIG rodents they had back then..."
... Unless it's the Kingdom Hearts incarnation they first see... then it becomes.
Mickey Mouse: God of Asskicking.

I wonder if /sci/ would be of any help to us?

>>12816356
40 oz malt beverages

Lord Capp Locke
God of Anger

>>12816387
Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they existed.

>>12816450
I saw what you did there.

>>12816450
princess bride would be the beowulf of the future.

also what if they saw steampunk stuff and thought we actually had that technology, and ended up making some of it, rule of cool and all that.

>>12816374
Children and merchandising.

It's the one thing they actually got right.