>Orb of Ultimate Falsehood

This is my world, MY WORLD, Mr. Anderson!

>smislaw harmony

"Living Cloud"

That could...work? Nah I'm boned.

>Elf Summoning
Very.

It's Rope Trick.

I return to my extradimensional space to rest and prepare for my fight against the BBEG.

Status: As ready as can be

>Clouds of Lava
I RAIN FIERY DEATH UPON HIM!

Dust Wall

Im screwed I think

>>12801445
Hey you don't know, maybe it's a tough Elf...
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>12801416
>Vorpal Hail

I think I'm good.

I CAST FIST!

Cloudkill

I win bitch.

>>12801416
Exorcism of Become Benevolent Crushers

NOT THAT FUCKED AT ALL!

>Chains of elven flame

>Ogre Seeking

Awesome. So now if I want to die EVEN FASTER I can go find an Ogre with relative ease.

>Blood transformation
If the BBEG has blood, I turn it to oil and give it a spark.

If I have to use my own, GO FORTH MY BLOOD GOLEM!

>Greater Webs of Platinum

I web him to the floor and run.

>The Moon of Elimination
correction, I am the BBEG

>Kraken Control

>mfw BBEG is awakened kraken

>>12801416
Call Gnome

... Well, good knowing'ya.

>The Glamours of Accursed Diamond

I'd be less fucked if I knew what this spell does.

Monstrous Spell of Transform Platinum

yes! i knew learning this would come in handy... so long as the BBEG is wearing platinum....

he is wearing platinum, right? ;_;

Barbaric Keeper's Chant of Intelligence

>Evocation of Control Dragons
I think, by the grace of God, I'm going to be OK

The Aquatic Divination of the Elemental Cats

o..k..

>>12801490
The BBEG is now diamonds.

>Imperial Sigil of Call Priestess

Proceed to win.

>Abronte Balachev
Her name, obviously.

Ball of Voidness and Heroism

Uh...well...it SOUNDS impressive...?

I assume that it's some kind of blasting spell that will cast him into the void, and can only be used by a hero, or something.

I give it a 50/50 chance that I didn't just buff him to high heaven.

"The One-Hundred Castings of Gnome Killing."

...Am I fighting a BBEG Gnome?

>future oferacy
Captcha seems to be doing pretty good, at least.

Forbidden Ceremony of Reflection.
Suck my dick, BBEG.

>Ghostly Frost Blast

not too shabby!

Octavo, I choose you!

Monster's Intelligence.

I sure hope that can make the BBEG as intelligent as, say, a monster. Preferably a -dumb- one.

I'm sure it's useful. But I'm also sure I'm still fucked.

>Defile Dungeons

One way or another looks like someone in this Dungeon is getting raped.

>>12801488
>>12801445
Maybe if we team up...

Nope. Still boned.

Fish's Aura of Silver

>Summon Thinkers.

When you think you have me defeated, THINK AGAIN!

rolled 30 = 30

Evil Disappearance..... I'm okay with this

Assassins' Hail of Muck

The Celestial Ritual of the Cruel Caster

Does this mean... like, I become a god or make him a god?

Someone wanna explain this?

>>Charm of Hypnotize God

Assuming the BBEG is a God I'm set, if its a Goddess like Lloth, well I'm fucked.

>Abjuration of Summon Sacred Victors

...I think everything's going to be okay.

>>12801561
how fucked am i. i mean i could dazzle him with my silvery aura

>>12801554
Well, maybe we'll can like, put some name-tags on them and make a B-line for the Exit sign.

>The Gate of Cats

what, like some kind of cat dimension? where myou turrrn into a cat? meow thats the myeowst ridiculous thing ive ever hearrrrrd

"Ritual of Summon Amazons"

...Might do alright. But fucked afterwards? Maybe. Depends on how glad we are to not be dead.

>Rune of Seduce Elves

;_:

Zones of Good Copper

I'm fucked.

Just Bane's Evocation of Victory

I'd say I'm doin pretty well

>The One Thousand Sorceries of the Golden Grail
FUCK YES!

>>12801574
>Sacred Victors
>Summon every priest in range named Victor
good luck with that...

>The One Hundred Conjurations of Arch-angel Calling

Got to wonder why I didn't just kick the fight off with this one.

Elf Slaying.

Either very fucked, or very okay.

Chameleons Charm of Horror and Insanity
>cast on self
>turn into Cuthuhlu
>BBEG face when

Crazed Priestess's Ceremony of History

WHY DID I PREP THIS SPELL TODAY

Ritual of Call Fortuitous Insect

This had better be the most fortuitous fucking insect ever.

The Deadly Invocation of the Insane Fish

...I'm an Icthyiomancer apparently, so I believe I'll be fine as long as I can FLOOD THE ROOM/CATACOMB/TOWER/SKY FORTRESS.

Unless of course my fish happen to be insane in an unhelpful manner, which wouldn't be fun considering how they'd spend sporadic 5 seconds periods of enacting their insanity before starting all over again.

>Disc of Good Barbs

whatisthisidonteven.jpg

>Snakes' Knowledge

Oh wow. Great. Just great. I'll have prior knowledge of what it'll feel like after he's torn my legs off.

Vorpal Nets of Fortune

A high-stakes gamble ending with the loser being trapped in a vorpal NET? hell yes.

Circles of Slime

this would be a good time to run

>>12801612
Elf summoner here.

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME I'M BONED ENOUGH AS IS.

Unless we can somehow weaponize the two spells together...

>Titan's Balls of Frost
... How drunk was I when I memorized this spell?

>>12801599
Hey, Victor is level 18.

>Immovable Bones of Blood

The good news: the BBEGs bones are now made of blood.
The bad news: Hes immovable...maybe thats good news too.

wait, is this a self cast spell?

Adamantite Sphere...Errr...this could work. Maybe.

>The Exalted Calling of the Final Barbarian

I picture Hacksaw Jim Duggan for some reason

>The Moon of Eaters

I'm okay, but the rest of the planet is kinda screwed.

>Unjust Feline's Sorcery of Cruelty

Those evil, evil cats...

>>12801526

Maybe the BBEG is actually 100 left over 3.5E Gnome Illusionists crafted together with elbow grease, a bit of rope, and pure evil to form a giant (by Gnome Standards) golem?

> The Gem of Goblins

Well, they should distract him long enough for me to escape.

>>12801634
>your face when you summon an Gnome sized Elf.

>Envenom Gloves

Well Mr. Evil Dude, you beat me. *Offers hand* How about I agree to stop fighting you if you don't kill me?

>Circle of Mystical Metal

time to rock! \m/

Romance Deflection

God fucking dammit

>Spell of Alter Sapphire

I am officially the most fucked person in this thread.

>>The Infinite Chants of Time Negation

Fuck yeah! Time Stop motherfuckers! Now whose fucked?

AND I CAST THE POWERFUL:
>The Unspeakable Incatation of Platinum

>The Hole of Silver
"...if you let me live, I'll suck your cock!"

Me? Fucked?
Hohoho no.
>The Unspeakable Charm of the Perfected Demons

>Wonderful Infertility
Bardic cantrip? I'm thinking this guy's wishing he'd memorized this one...

>Lovers' Dreaming

fucked? why yes, in the more literal sense of the word.

>Seduce Wyrm

Even if the BBEG was a dragon, I would not own up to having memorised this spell. I'd rather die.

>Ritual of Dexterity
WELP I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR STABBINGS

>The Uncountable Perfected Hexes of Drunkenness
The BBEG is now a drunk BBEG.

>Marvelous Crowns of Nothing

Unless it curses headwear to make head asplode...yeah, got nothing.
>DURR HURR LITERALLY

>>12801636
At least you'll get one last T-Bag in before you die.

>>12801416
>Summon Brown
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>12801692
Maybe not. If you prepared the spell, you probably have a sapphire on hand, which you can maybe transmute into some kind of sapphire golem. I'd say Zone of Good Copper is the most fucked.

>Glimmering Lances

Could do a lot worse than a straightforward offensive spell.


>The Eighty Exorcisms of Sound Conjuration

Then again, I could do a lot better...

>Fortuitous Curse of Motion
Presumably, this lets me escape.

>Elemental Evocation of the Studious Gnome
What's up with all the Gnomes in here?

>>12801626

Did someone say barbs?

>>iSnint December's

Shit capatcha, how did you know what I wanted for christmas?

Clense Grails

....great. So i'll just go shine his fucking trophies before he tears me in half.

Wise Spirit's Curse of Time
I'll OLD the BBEG to death!

>Ethereal Invocation of Seduce Hunter

I just invoked an Ethereal Succubi Huntress to do my bidding...this fight isn't looking so hopeless after all.

>The One Thousand Rituals of Lady Slaying

I think this just became an ERP, gents.

>>12801727
>Demons' Drunkenness
If we combine these, maybe BBEG'll get alcohol poisoning and die.

>Phourent Life
Or, we can just go with Captcha's idea.

"Book of Assassins" wow im not fucked at all, i just open this sucker up and suddenly... NINJAS. NINJAS EVERYWHERE.

>Lava Conjuration
FUCK. YES.

>The Thirty Divine Rituals of Viciousness

Give me enough time and he's fucked up the ass 30 different ways.

>>12801721
I think we picked up the same spell book-
>The Forbidden Casting of Heat
Last time I believe that guy. I asked him, are you sure this is Prismatic Spray? Because it doesn't look like any variant I've seen before.

>Intelligent Lady's Invocation of Viciousness
In other words, 'That Time of The Month'

Hmm. Not quite screwed. GO DEATH GEMSTONES!

Bolts of Vorpal Sapphire

>Bows of Accursed Nondetection
Well I'll just put these pretty ribbons in my hair and... HA! NOW YOU CAN'T FIND ME!

>>12801781
I see that and raise you > The One Thousand Charms of Queen Slaying

>>12801781
>Incantation of Dissolve Robes

I aid your action for +2

>Divine Exorcism of Flesh and Timelessness

I think we're BOTH fucked.

>Exorcism of Springing Deflection

I goad him into using his most powerful attack on me.

I then exorcise it, and reflect a purified, holy version back at him.

>Ghosts' Kindness
It won't kill him but it'll probably help me post-mortem.

>The Abyssimal Illusion of the Intelligent Chameleon
fuck yeah

>The Sword of Mana
Well I just got all MY spells back! Lets DO THIS!

>Sigil of Conjure Lava

i dig it

>Fish's Illusion of Flaying
A spell that makes you think you're being skinned alive? Could be handy, but probably not against the BBEG.

>Become Caster
WELL THAT'S JUST A BIT REDUNDANT, DON'TCHA THINK?!

Insane Dragon's Chant of Cruelty
or
The One Thousand Rites of Bear Control
or
Elf Seduction.

Personally I'm gunna have to go with bear control, because the whole name just sounds fucking awesome. I know I was only supposed to roll one, but I listed the other two for badassness / hilarity.

>>Charm of Control Endless Snake

I like where this is going...

>Exorcism of Seduce Unjust Angel
Unf unf.

>Spell of Create Chimes
'Wait, is that your phone or mine?'

>Rune of Call Cats
What is this I don't even

>Celestial Calling of Gender-reversal
I CALL DOWN THE POWERS OF HEAVEN TO... make you a lady? Sounds meh.

>'Tis haverage
captcha agrees

>Become Demonic Archmagi

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

FULL DAILY ALLOTMENT OF DEMONIC SPELLS, HERE I COME.

>Corrupt Fish's Sigil of Courage

...LET THIS BE THE MOST GLORIOUS OF ALL PYRHHIC VICTORIES!

>>12801817
Does that only slay queens? Or does it charm a particular monarch named Queen Slaying?

>charm of alter quality

Hey! Maybe I can alter his quality of being bad!

>Rune of Power
>Unholy Chant of Time and Worth
>The Infinite Ceremonies of Destroyer Killing
>Heavenly Conjuration of the Giant Weapons
>Aura of Heat and Truth
>The Dungeon of Souls
I don't know about you guys, but mine is shitting gold!

>Abjuration of Slay Drunken Conjurers
... wow
>Archmagi's Rite of Wind and Charisma
Sweet-smelling farts?
>Clerics' Glamour of Blinding and Hunger
Sounds like I should have started with that one
>Cunning Corruptors' Chant of Ease
That's just not fair
>Cunning Defenders' Curse of Time
MUAHAHA! even if you kill me, you will die in DUE TIME
>Dire Witchery of Slay Human
Let's hope he's human... (And I'm not)
>Exorcism of Hypnotise Canine
Get 'im, Lassie!
>Generous Divinity's Ceremony of Gold
making a bribery roll
>Great Rite of Heroism and Greed
I turn into a great Adventurer? groovy
>Holy Rune of Transform Time
That sound uncomfortable
>Illusion of Become Insects
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>Incatation of Seduce Insane Undertakers
WHAT?!
>Krakens' Sorcery of Subtlety and Anger
I'm trying to kill him, subtlety won't do much good here
>Lordly Rite of Alter Ruby
BEHOLD! My. Ruby. GOLEM!

>Amazon Seduction
Is the last boss an amazon?
I really hope so

If only I had polymorphed myself into a woman before...

Ladies' Sphere of Platinum

Fuck, that could have been useful if I could have cast it.

I cast
Perfect Evocation of the Portable Hole
sounds like a winrar to escape
i think

>Rations of Unholy Opening
Dear...God...I would never wish that upon ANYONE, no matter how evil a BBEG we're talking!

>>12801895
>Savage Calling of Time and Charisma
Turn into Freddie Mercury. I win by default of BBEG not being as awesome as I am
>Spiritual Evocation of Energy and Timelessness
Foolish BBEG, I no longer have need of this frail flesh, witness my ASCENSION!
>Studious Crafter's Charm of Intoxication
Would go great with my first spell
>The Distant Invocation of the Vicious Archmagi
Yup, you're dead... don't even bother rolling the save, you won't make all of them
>The Mystic Glamour of the Glorious Traveller
Bye!
>The One Hundred Fine Hexes of Silver
You called me mad when I took that specialized Bribery skill! Well who's laughing now, BITCH?
>The One Thousand Chants of Lizard Killing
Kill every lizard and dragon in range, level up, restore HP and MP. COME AT ME, BRO!
>The One Thousand Spells of Good Control
BBEG puppet in my pocket... could prove useful
>Unjust Caster's Invocation of Bone
yougonnagetraped.jpg
>Viper's Ceremony of Gold and Evocation
BBEG is now a gold statue, I am rich
>Witchery of Hypnotise Cunning Strangler
I hope the BBEG is a strangling serial killer

>Rains of Vorpal Light
Hope I brought sunblock.

>>12801882
I think it's a typo.

>>12801718
Same guy, just got
>Wonderful Elimination

>>12801900
Combo Spell?

>>12801622
You've summoned a lucky cricket, fortunately you happen to be playing legend of the 5 rings, where some types of undead / demons are SCARED SHITLESS OF CRICKETS (ESPECIALLY LUCKY ONES).

The Elemental Invocation of Bronze

Welp, It seems I'm dead.

>>12801829
"Damn, man, tough luck there. I couldn't see the fight, but judging by the room it looks like it was pretty intense. Ah well, done is done, right? Welcome to the afterlife. I'm Grigor, and these lovely ladies are Anase and Nyctris. If you have any problems getting used to things around here, just let one of us know and we'll help you out. And hey, don't look so down about all this! Everyone goes through it, but when it comes down to it death is just another kind of life. Things are different, but you'll find that it's not so bad if you don't attract the wrong kind of attention."

>Bones of Greater Mud

Good luck beating me with bones made of mud, faggot.

>Jagged Spheres

well maybe if.. um. well... no. no no no, this wont work at all.

>Eagle's Calling of Sapphire and Gender-reversal

...Gender-reversal? i mean. if im going to die anyways, at least i get the last laugh? but what about the sapphire?

do i call forth a sapphire, and then change its gender?
I dunno WHAT the fuck is going on here.

>his ecrepec
your guess is as good as mine capcha

>Humans' Sadism

Time to be raped and pillaged.

>Cleric's Venom Hail
>Venom
No, BBEG, you're are already fucked.

>The Infinite Conjurations of Nothing Alteration
Wait, what? Does that mean this spell is an infinite amount of conjurations of Nothing, but is an alteration? So I doom the BBEG too an eternity of existing as an infinity Conjurations of nothing? Or is this a spell that ascends people to a state of being that renders them a god?

>>12801416
Fine Charm of Slay Berserker

= O IS THE BBEG A BERSERKE?!

>>12801956
I think someone conned you into buying a mundane scroll with a bunch of fancy letters on it. "Nothing Alteration" indeed.

>Monstrous Hope
I WILL NOT GIVE UP!

>Charm of Transform Timelessness

Please let him be a lich. Please let him be a lich. Please let him be a lich. Please let him be a lich. Please let him be a lich. Please let him be a lich.

>>12801897
Hex of Pacing
He'll be trapped in a 5 foot hex THINKING for the rest of his life! HAHAHA!

>Invocation of Negation

I'm.... not sure..? I'm going to cast it and it's going to turn out really well, or everyone is going to be *really fucking screwed*.

>Damned Ritual of Mana and Anger
I will win, BUT AT WHAT COST?

>>12801916
I think that's the counterspell to mine
>>12801900
Still far too evil, though.

>Nets of Sludge
...Well, I can at least make the floor slippery, and the BBEG smell bad.

>finnish thilerep
Could I just summon someone from Finland, then?

>>12801843
No dude, you just summoned the fucking seiken densetsu MANA SWORD.

The implement wielded by a goddess to create the fucking universe, and then generously given to mortal hero's as the greatest of all weapons. It's been known by many names : Excalibur, Caladbolg, Masamune. You name it, this sword has done it.

You didn't just cast a spell, you accidentally a whole fucking universal plot device, the bbeg is *SERIOUSLY* fucked.

>>Abjuration of Good and Serenity

I think that should let me escape.

Armor Defilement

I don't need a spell for that, thank you

rolled 59 = 59

>The Axe of Slime

...

>Working of Become Creator

...I have a spell that turns me into God.

The Ten Witcheries of Flesh Absorbtion

I AM THE BBEG

>Ethereal Illusion of the Bodily Armor

Oh great, illusionary body armor. That's going to help HEAPS.

>Haunted Invocation of Absorbs Nothing
WHY DID I EVEN MEMORISE THIS.

>>Annihilate Moons

Well, SOMEBODY is fucked.

>Absorbs Ooze
Suddenly makes Jell-O villains not only possible, but even more easily countered.

>>12801993
That works too.
But... that means I'm stuck in JRPG land! NOOOOOO!

>>12801843
Too bad that you're a Vancian spellcaster. To you, mana is nothing but sweet flakes of human fish food.

>Exceptional Hex of the Insane Gnomes

Yes! YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!

>>12801956
It causes them to work in a cubicle at a call center.

>Divination of Summon Great Evoker

excellent. i will divine a Great Evoker, Who will evoke a Great Channeler, who will channel a Great Summoner, who will summon a Great Caster, who will cast....
>Lords' Simplicity

now i know next time to just divine the caster. That way only two of us will die e_e

>Blue Gauntlet of Magma
"You're already dead."

Ritual of Seduce Fish
...
Quite fucked - literally if it's a Sahuagin or such.

Abjuration of Seduce Elves

I'm fucked.
*grins*

I offer the BBEG the spell in return for my life, who doesn't want to seduce elves on demand?

>Aura of Perfect Misfortune
everyone in the aura is now perfectly unlucky

>>12802024
"You absorb no damage from your invocation.."
"Wait, what? Why would I have"
"but now the ghost is saying truly awful things in your brain."

>Seduce Ultimate Barbarian

Er...is he an Ultimate Barbarian? Is he a Barbarian at all?

I think I'm fucked.

>Defile Suns

They call me Starfucker. And today, I will live up to that name!

>Unholy Purity
"Well I always wondered just what this does, let's find out."

>>12801585
>>12801896
>Control Amazon

Let's do this. (Alternatively, have a weapon shipped to you; orders of 25gp and up have no shipping cost!)

>>12801625
If it works anything like Summon Bigger Fish, you might be alright

>Cleanse Goblets

Oh fuck.

>>12802035
Don't talk shit about secret of mana.

It was back when jrpg's were actually good... and this one was heavily influenced by western myth based on the names of the sword of mana... but yeah, you've got a universal creation tool at your disposal, bbeg won't even know what fucking hit him.

You'll be sitting there afterwords going "Did I even... know this spell? How did this get here".

>Assault of Energy and Doom
Now why wouldn't I've of used that earlier?

>Screamer's Ceremony of Absorbtion

Well, we are now joined.

Spell of Seduce Hateful Archmagi

fuck you, bbeg, its sex time

>>12802045

I would pay money to see this. Lots of money.

CAPTCHA: amusements fietteky

>The Divinations of Eternal Flesh

brb, immortality.

>Acidic Cloak of Energy
Oh yeah, I am SO hugging the BBEG.

>Abyssimal Masks of Flame
Gaze in awe at my poorly-crafted mask of flame!
>Endless Exorcism of Call Fish
Unlimited Fish Works
>Hail of Unknowable Sludge
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT SHIT RAINING DOWN ON US!
>Humanoid's Dexterity
Behold my...generally average dexterity
>Snake's Divination of Ice
Cone of cold, but in snake form? Summon ice snake?
>Studious Crusher's Working of Sadism
I will crush you! Just as soon as I finish studying this bondage setup.

> Sorcery of Blood and Gender-reversal

...

How does blood-reversal work?

I mean, do I choose one of the two effects, or do they both happen at once? If blood reversal is lethal, why does it matter that I changed their gender?

...

HOW DOES BLOOD REVERSAL WORK?

>>12802122
Unfortunately it isn't a discriminating spell. First there comes the level drain, then comes the unpleasant people with large weapons.

>Bodily walls of glibness

I conjure forth a living shield of bards and rogues with maxed out bluff.

>Divination of Kill Crusher

Just as planned.

>Control Control
the fuck?

>Golem Calling

I've got a good feeling about this.

Deflect Silver.

>Final Abjuration of the Thundering Knife
Sounds pretty dramatic.

>>12802137
No, no no. Snake's Divination of Ice clearly makes your penis/clitoris point at the nearest significant mass of ice. Lasts for 1 day per caster level.

>>12801445
Fucked? You bet you are! Bowchickawowow!

>Become Past Fighters

Seeing as every other fighter that went up against this guy died, yeah, im about to.

>>12802179
It's just going to be a golem talking to you about its day via telepathic link.

>>12802157
Simple: PMS!!

>Howling Touches of Flesh
So I give the BBEG a really, really good handjob or something?

>Angels' Slime Lances
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

>>12801416
Curse of Summon Unjust Humanoids

So I curse him then run away. Then trolls, trolls everywhere.

>Chime Tracking

Oh what the fuck.

>Goblet of Cats

...This guy better have a fucking cat allergy...

60 conjurations of good. think i got this

>>12802157
It probably reverses the RH factor of the blood (From O negative to O positive, etc.) This has a 50 percent chance of making them seriously allergic to their own blood.

>>12802157
You turn the BBEG into a lady, then make her have her period.

>>12802050

>Spell of Summon Demonic Conjurer

im right there with you dude. at least my demonic conjurer knows
>Drake's History

fucking fabulous! Perhaps the BBEG is in need of an archivist!

>Saints' Spears of Gold

Hey, one that actually sounds dangerous!

>>12802190

If only I was in a desert then...

>>12801792
>Ninjas, ninjas everywhere!
>Not fucked
Nope you're fucked, inverse ninja law.

>The Uncountable Rites of Cat Seduction

>Divination of Metal and Death

alternatively;

> Divination of Death Metal

> Shrink Masks

...

>The Uncountable Chaotic Workings of Temples

I think I'm good.

Spell of Summon Exalted Savior : "And the heavens opened forth and an Angelic chorus sang out with vengeance as the Arch-Angels descended from the heavens wroth with anger."

Chains of Black magma.
Become Victor.
Field of Copper.
Field of Elven Gold.
Field of Gold.
The Star of Resurrection.

>>12802241

Or it reverses their blood flow. Wreaking havoc on their body and likely killing them.

>Cold Gushes
I... have no idea.

It sounds kind of like it could bring a woman to orgasm without arousing her.
Which sounds like it has very little combat usefulness.

>The Infinite Conjurations of the Adamantine Mace

I am the bone of my mace.

>>12802244
That sounds like a dreadful idea. If its already a woman does it bleed from the penis or does the penis become vampiric?

>Imperial Glamour of the Angry Gnome

HOW ABOUT I SLAP YOUR SHIT.

>>12802260
...Yanno, when I said
>>12802237
>better have a fucking cat allergy
I DIDN'T MEAN HE BETTER BE ALLERGIC TO HAVING SEX WITH CATS!

>Disks of Gothic Ether
Oh goody. I summon an opening to a Hot Topic.

>Breath of Voidness and Control

>Sorcery of Kill Benevolent Carvers

Now, if the BBEG were a benevolent carver, I wouldn't even be in this mess now would I?

Calling of Stone and Virtue.
What does this even do?

>The Three Incantations of Cat Slaying

... /facepalm

>>12802262
Great, you know where a death metal band is playing. That'll help.

>>12802280
>BBEG enters mirror stance!

>Good Incantation of the Icy Ladders

>Soldier's Health
Alright, melee him for awhile, get almost killed, *magic*, and be good to go!

Chant of Hypnotise Divine God

Fuck year.
I can post pics if you want, but I don't want to have to dick with it.

Also, this thread is now Alpharius.

Wonderful Hands of Water

Well, now my hands are water.

>Bone of Minor Victory

Well, looks I just eked out a minor victory over the BBEG. Go me.

player 1: um, i think were done guys
player 2: no way, ive got one spell left
DM: is it good?
player 2: The One Thousand Chants of Sound Absorbtion
player 1: okay, that doesnt help us at all. were done.
player 3: wait, if the chant aborbs sound, how does it work at all?
player 2: it only absorbs the sound after the chant is used!
player 1: Then why do you need 1000 of them? Wont they all be absorbed after the first?
DM: and besides, this doesnt really help you at all
player 2: Fuck you guys

>Prismatic Rains of Ice

Bitches I got this.

Ice wizards are THE SHIT!

>>12802294
The BBEG is not wearing a Stone Chastity Belt.

>Hex of Nothing and Balance
Okay, so I hex the BBEG, and he becomes aligned with nothing and balance. This hopefully helps him chill the fuck out. As long as he's not a monk, then it would just make him stronger.

>>Incantation of Victory Deflection

So, when I lose, I can deflect his victory towards him, so he can uh...win some more?

>Charm of Become Angels

May as well call it Charm of You Just Died (But Oh Well!)

>>12801416
>The Five Celestial Castings of Intoxication
I give him 5 different kinds of drugs and booze? This may actually work out..

>Berserker's Illusion of Fertility and Viciousness

mfw I cast this on myself, then rape him to death.

>>12802303
I once DM'd a game in which the entire party consisted of bards. The BBEG was a bard with levels in blackguard, and the final battle took the form of a rock-off. The possibilities are endless, man.

>Slay Clever Crusaders

I should have been the BBEG...

Someone archive this.

Also, Charismatic Spirit's Sorcery of Construction.
I'll just go and construct myself an Oricalcum Golem....

>Abjuration of History
Well if his plan involves destroying time I might be able to foil his plan before he kills me.

>>12802294
Induces massive blue balls.

>Red Balls

Insert testicle based pun here.

>Evocation of Rulership
Become the new BBEG! Yes!

>Club Bacitly
But what has Bacitly ever done to me?

The Lesser Invocation of the Elf

"Yo, Adoring Fan! Get over here!

>The One Thousand Rites of Assasin Slaying

Looks like the BBEG is dead one thousand times over.

The Uncountable Evocations of Slime Conjuration

It's more slime than anyone can possible handle, even your BBEG! Not to mention that's like two schools right there...It's gotta be a win.

>Sigil of Call Archmagi

So, I call for help like a little girl and then take all the credit once the BBEG is dead. At least I won.

>Sorcery of Control Beasts

i was a lot more excited about this one until i re-read it and realised it didnt say 'breasts' :C

>Arch-angel Summoning
Bitch

>The Sacred Conjuration of the Sly Feline
THAT FUCKING CAT!
... If I summon that cat in THIS thread it's likely to get raped.

Mystical Curse of Become Cat eh? Well... no matter how this turns out one of us will be walking away with a pet cat.

>The Gem of Sapphire

Fucking bribes, how do they work?

Evocation of Seduce Wise Cat

Why would I ever need this?

>>12802318
That spell causes your middle finger to be raised even after your death.

>>12802335
That spell is actually just you saying "I'm sorry mom" over and over until you're dead.

>>12802342
Remember, it's an illusion. As you lay there, body blasted with damage from his attacks and your genitals mangled from your own frantic attempts at copulation, you'll at least have a little dream of being a rape based badass.

>>12802405
Or, if the spells from the rest of the thread are used as well, the cat gets fucked.

>Seduce Mass Humanoid

Assuming the BBEG is a humanoid, I am good to go. After that, I'm set for life. I'll settle down with a few hundred humanoid women. I can send the seduced men out on quests for riches to give me in futile hope of me returning the affection.

Unspeakable Exorcism of Negate Wind
I can't figure out if there is a double negative issue here and I'm really fucked.
Well hope my BBEG was a wind elemental or Im still fucked.

>>12802342
It's just an illusion, though. It doesn't actually confer an y benefit. You'd be better of casting it on him, so that he tries to rape you to death, and hopefully you can take advantage of his, ah, over-enthusiasm.

>Illusion of Absorbtion

No No, BBEG It Only Looked Like I Absorbed That Last Blast Without Breaking A Sweat. It Actually Put A GIANT HOLE Through My Torso

>Sharp Chain of Terror

And all was well

>It's Funized

Depends on how you look at it, captcha.

Blade Shrinking

So does the BBEG use a really big sword? Otherwise this is pretty useless

>Rite of Cold Alteration

I'll make it so cold that my nipples will be sharp like razors and I may slice the BBEG's throat!

>>12802434

Maybe it's a Freudian blade.

>The One Hundred Runes of the Howling Crystal
You man kill me now BBEG, but YOU'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!

The Savage Curse of the Happy Amazons

it seems i saved the best for last

Rune of Hypnotise Compassionate Consumer

Guise, I'm Obama now.

>>12802420

Actually, it's "Seduce Mass Humanoid", not "Mass Seduce Humanoid". So I think it only works on really fat people.

>>12802351
Actually I think that spell would just cancel history out before he got around to it. Abjuration means to renounce.

So it's either that or it turns him into a Holocause denier or something.

>Magic Missile

Fuck...

>The One Hundred Saintly Curses of Compassion
I made him compassionate?
i guess i win then
>Divination of Create Tiaras
why did i have this?
>Summon Artists
OH COME ON
>Lizard's Bone Beam
i dont even wanna know
>Calling of Seduce Angel
i'll just save this until i'm in heaven

>Feline's Glamour of Deflection and Courage
Well, shit. I appear to be courageous and deflect his attacks.

>The One Thousand Rituals of Nothing Negation

Thats got to be the most useless thing I could have gotten. Needless to say I am very fucked.

>>12802459
Death by snoo-snoo!

>>12802434
I think that's a clever metaphor. Just check that it isn't one of those spells that only effect you.

>The Final Glamour of the Crazed Demons
Well we're all fucked, so why not?

>>12802434
Shrink his penis?

>The One Thousand Blasphemous Conjurations of Virtue

um......what? How would that work?

>Seek Dwarf

As i cast this, the BBEGs attention is suddenly diverted as he staggers off to find a dwarf. he doesnt even know what hell do with it or why he wants to find one. Doesnt matter, as long as i didnt roll up a dwarf!

>The Nine Royal Illusions of Holes
THE ROYAL HOLES!
>Charm of Become Angel
I'm an angel motherfucker.
>Glamour of Slay Slayers
I slay the slayers.
>Calling of Titan Calling
I call for titan's call!

>The Seventy Chants of Copper Negation
>Unholy Witchery of Control Metal
Fuck your metal.

>Wonderful Rune of Thought and Caring
Daww
>Summon Holy Human
I have a priest!
>Exalted Witchery of the Crazed Swimmers
>Illusion of Muck
It looks like they're swimming in muck!
>The Ladder of Sadness
I have to sadly climb this ladder.

Perfect Conjuration of Bronze

"Look at that fucking anatomy, BBEG. It's perfect."

>Spell of desire

IT'S ON!

>Abjuration of Transmute Staves

Well, my staff will be safe.

>>12802133
Alas, now you only know where to find it.

>>12802500
Blasphemous versions of virtue are conjured a thousand times.

It's not hard.

You just summoned what's basically a Chaos God as they are exactly that.

Krakens' Earth Orb
... LAND SQUID!

"I conjure...FUCKING CHASTITY! And then I conjure...STOLEN CHARITY!"

That's what I imagine.

Infinite Runes of Energy
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I walk out unscathed.

>>12802405
>>12802413
BY YOUR POWER COMBINED!

>Evidence Broken
So. Am I the only one who thought broken condom?

>The Ultimate Incatation of the Gnomes

take note, previous gnome summoners, conjurers, and diviners alike. I will show you how to do this the right way

>>12802540

Forgot my quote.
>>12802500

>>12802536
Fuck. That.

>The Infinite Workings of Magic Control

ULTIMATE POWER!

Or what sounds like an introductory book to the theory of magic control.

Exorcism of Copper

While I no longer have all of this change in my wallet, there is still the matter of the BBEG.

>The Staff of Goddesses
Well I have this AND the Sword of Mana.
Yeah, the BBEG and pretty much EVERY BBEG are fucked forever.
I win.

Final Invocation of the Screaming Invokers

:V I ASSUME IM SCREAMING BECAUSE IM BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB. THANKS, SPELL!

>>12802547
So... I seduced a wise cat which was once a wizard?

Forge Cloaks

>Charm of Seduce Necromancers

Well, if the BBEG is a necromancer, or there is a necromancer around whom I would be able to seduce, then JUST AS PLANNED

>>12802566
unless this is Dwarf Fortress or the Iliad or something, and you exorcised all the BBEG's gear.

>Angels' Casting of Air

My only hope is to lure the BBEG underwater and try to outlast him in breath-holding.

>Ruby Deflection
Well, that should buy me some time, at least. Assuming, of course, that it deflects things with a ruby barrier, rather than simply deflecting rubies.

>captcha: Rappro THE

>>12802609
So, what? Now I have a nude BBEG.

>>12802624
A nude BBEG you can probably punch out or something. You're better off than you were.

Divination of Become Spectral Kraken

Gif realated as it's my reaction to getting said spell

>>12802624
No, but at least his copper gear is now free of spirits.

>>12802579
>Mon visage you use the staff to summon a divine harem instead of doing anything heroic.

>Slay Executioners

clearly i saved this for last because i cant have an executioner until im about to be executed. you may have beat me in combat, BBEG, but it cost you your life!

>prize upon
why yes, i would expect some kind of prize for defeating this evil

>>12802636
Sadly the Spectral Kraken is 3 inches across and dies within two minutes of exposure to air.

>>12802504
>Charm of Become Angel

Best hope you're not playing Adeptus Evangelion. You are now the angel, and your former allies get to deal with DOUBLE TROUBLE.

>The Infinite Spells of Dreamer Calling
If I can use this to call Cthulhu to fight for me, I'll win but I'll probably go insane and/or be eaten alive afterwards

>Parsifal's Perfect Prophylactic
Ehehehe... hahah... hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

I'm not the one who's boned, so to speak.

>>12802646
After the immediate threat of the BBEG... yeah. Yeah I probably would.

>Charm of Measure Transformation
Depends on which way this goes, it might be a good or a bad thing.
>Cruel Assasin's Rite of Gold
BBEG is now gold
>Insects' Casting of Ice
I'm ashamed of having to resort to this
>Rune of Transformation
Roll out!
>Spiritual Storms of Earth
He's fucked

>Exalted Conjuration of Become Fighter

THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS!

>The Deathly Exorcism of the Courageous Spirits
Thsi would probably HURT more then HELP!

>The Chamber of Barbarism
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!

>Bodily Barrier

i cast this spell by holding someone in front of me

>Gloves of Lava
Ah yeah, you're gonna get it.. OHFUCKMEITBURNS!

The Infinite Incatations of Ogre Seduction

Oh, god.

>>12802703
That or it's the average college student's room.

>>12802717
Infinite huh? How much gold did that set you back? Probably should have just bought a donkey and paid someone to train it to kick you in the balls.

>>12802730
I'm thinking that may have been the better deal, yes.

>>12802717
Here's a synergistic spell for you-
>The Pit of Ogres

Have fun? We promise not to tell your parents how you died. Well, at least not until we're drunk.

>The Five Exalted Exorcisms of Family
Because everyone hates Thanksgiving.

Dragon Seduction

I got this.

>>12802755
So, I get raped to death by ogres? Brilliant.

Deadly Evocation of the Blue Suns

Wonder how this will work out.

>>12802796
Like this.

Future Rite of the Cowardly Screamer

I knew I'd find a use for this one.

>negate flesh
>trollface.jpg

Also, http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12801416/

>The Spectral Rite of the Angry Humans
This should be funny. Angry goasts.

The Pit of Kindness!
Where you'll receive a bowl of warm soup and a bandaid.

>>12802795
Hey, at least this way its quick instead of being hunted across the countryside for several months.

>Metal Balls

>IVE GOT BAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLS OF STEEEEEEEEEEEL
>BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEEEEEEEEEEL

>Seduce Screamers
Hahahaha! I do like an active girl. Unless these are AI driven buzzsaws...

>>12802846
Gold Spheres

Mine are gold.

>>12802826
no man, the rite is spectral. The angry humans are entirely physical. They're summoned from the Plane of Strong Political Beliefs.

>>12802891
So he summoned a horde of Lewis Blacks?

Spell
The Greater Invocation of the Future Barbarian

There probably is frazetta art of this...

>The Nine Great Exorcisms of Air
Asphyxiation should do the trick.

>Gems of Lawful Springing
So I guess I have gems in my feet that let me jump anywhere I can see. That could come in handy.

>captcha: because satong
"Satong" being the sound I make when I stomp on the BBEG's helmet.

"Cat's Call"

...Well, either I just sexually harassed the BBEG or sent a kitten to it's doom.

>Drake's Knowledge
Obtaining the knowledge of a thousand-year-old dragon might be useful in some cases, but if it doesn't include some better spells, it's unlikely to help with the problem at hand.

>Just Undead's Abjuration of Security
A force of noble and heroic undead guardsmen should buy me some time to cast my next spell.

>Crazed Speaker's Illusion of Muck
My insane babbling creates illusionary muck. Assuming the BBEG falls for the illusion and gets stuck, it should... buy me some time... to cast my next next spell.

>Ceremony of Nothing
This is either a gag spell that doesn't do anything, or it summons a portal to the infinite void to swallow up my foe. I'm not sure whether the latter would be better or worse.

>captcha: Hyarionon face
This is the face I'm making right now.

>>12802972
Only if you have a lawful alignment, otherwise you just look like a dork jumping on gems.

>Yellow Hand of darkness

HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR!!!!!!

>Spell of Summon Summoner
So do I summon another summoner, or do i summon myself?
If it's another summoner then I could either be ok, or still die horribly, if the ladder, then I die for sure.

>>12803127
Latter, not ladder.

Anyway, you could potentially bury him with summoner bodies depending on how this goes.

>The Uncountable Glorified Workings of Nothing
I will... confuse him... with anti-logic.

>Bodily Sphere

So I curl up in the fetal position and wait for my demise, what a useful spell to have memorized.

>Spell of Kill Victor
Well this spell will either kill who ever wins the fight, or it will kill some unfortunate person that is name Victor.
Lets hope the BBEG's name is Victor so I won't have to die for it to maybe work

>romance deflection
Where'd that guy who was going to raped to death by ogres go?

>The Ceremony of Time

"GET READY FOR SOME SERIOUS SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER!"

>The Marvelous Rune of the Lawful Krakens

I sure hope those Krakens are Lawful Good...