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I was there when Horus slew the Emprah.

>>12262061
No introduction? You're doing it wrong.

>>12262061
Oh Tarik, you never fail to amuse me.

>>12262073
I WAS THERE WHEN HORUS SLEW THE EMPRAH!

‘The Astartes save us from the brink, the brink,
But oh my life how they stink, they stink.’

>>12262093
I... was there when Horus slew the Emprah.

>>12262142
I was THERE... when Horus slew the Emprah!

I WAS there when Horus slew the Emprah.

>>12262153
I WAS THERE, when Horus slew the Emprah.

I was there when Horus... Slew the Emprah.

>>12262093
>>12262142
>>12262153
>>12262163
>>12262168

Why I love /tg/

I was there when Horus slew the EMPRAH!

I WAS THERE WHEN HORUS SLEW THE EMPRAH.

I was there when horus slew the emperor.

I WAS THERE WHEN I MISTYPED THE VERIFICATION, AND THAN FORGOT MY PIC WHEN HORUS SLEW THE EMPRAH!
>>12262190

I was there when Horus slew... the Emprah.

Oh my god, this thread is win.

>>12262200
The true story of Olanius Pious.

>mfw I was there when Horus slew the Emprah.

I was there when Horus SLEW the EMPRAH!!!

I WAS THERE WHEN THE EMPRAH BOARDED HORUS'S COMMAND SHIP ALONE.

I was there when Horus slew the Emprah.

I was there when I hadn't the faintest fucking idea what's going on!

I WAS THERE WHEN HORUS SLEW THE EMPRAH!

>>12262200

I was there, that day

That day when the emperor both succeeded and failed

When his sacrifice rang over the battlefield, the whispers of chaos could no longer be heard.

Not even the weakest of minds could be torn away.

Together we marched toward the enemy numb, no emotion, only intent.

I was there that day, when the emperor inspired man.

We were there when Horus slew the Emprah.

I WAS THERE WHEN HORUS PUMMELED TO DUST THE EMPRAH!

It sure was a great event.... Everyone was present!

Verily, when the Emprah was most viciously laid low by Horus, my person was present to bear witness.

I was THERE when HORUS slew THE EMPRAH!

I was there when HORUS SLEW THE EMPRAH GODDAMNIT!

I can't help but wonder what the OP was actually trying to accomplish with this thread, but whatever.

I was there when Horus slew the Emprah.

Pfft. I was there when Horus slew the Emprah.

we were all there to see Horus slew the Emprah.

I was there, when Horace slew the Emprah.

I was there when Horus Slew the EMPRAH.

I was with the sisters of silence, when Horus slew the Emprah.

Okay okay, i was there when Horus slew the Emprah. Who wants to touch me? I SAID "WHO FUCKIN WANTS TO TOUCH ME!"

I was Horus and I killed the Emperor.

I WAS THERE when Horus slew the Emprah.

>argu chanturb

Gather around me brothers and let me tell you a story..a story of when is saw Horus slew the Emprah.

I was there when Horus slew the Emprah.

>>12262327
>>12262326
>Horus saying Horus slew the Emprah mind.

IWASTHEREWHENHORUSSLEWTHEEMPRAH!!!

I was slain by horus.

I was there when Horus slew the EMPRAH!!

We where there when Horus slew the Emprah.

I was there when the Emprah succumbed to no harm at all.

I was there when Horus slew the Emprah...

Scruffy was there when Horus slew the Emprah.

I was there when Horus slew the Emprah.

hey guys Horus slew me and now i am stuck in this hell.

>implying I wasn't there when Horus slew the Emperor.

>make Spartacus joke way up in >>12262093
>come back half an hour later.
>I pet my /tg/. I love you /tg/.

I was there when Horus slew the Emprah. I guarantee it.

>mfw Horus slew the Emprah, as I was there and all

I was there when horus slew the emprah.

Guys, guys, guys

Guys... listen

I... was there, I was THERE

Guys, seriously,

Guys, I was THERE when Horus,

Guys, guys, when Horus SLEW the Emprah.

I. Wastherewhen. HORUS!! SLEW. TheEmprah.

I'm not always there when I slay somebody, but when I am I prefer to slay the Emprah.

>>12262472
He is the most Interesting Traitor in the world....

I was zere ven Horus slew ze Emperor!

rolled 1, 3, 4, 3 = 11

I WAS THERE WHEN HORUS SLEW THE EMPRAH!

I was there when Horus slew the Emperor, man..

I WAS THERE WHEN HORUS SLEW THE EMPRAH!

I was there when Horus slew the Emprah.

>going to bed now, will be very sad if this has 404'd by the time I check back in.

This is how horus slew the emprah.

I was thoor when Hoorus sloo the Emprhoo

We were there when Horus slew the Emprah.

Kal-El, I was there when horus slew the emperor.

it must've been fething crowded on that ship...

p.s. we were there when horus slew the emprah

I WAS THERE AFTER HORUS SLEW THE EMPEROR, I AM EVERYWHERE.

I was there when Horus slew the Emperor.

We were all there when Horus slew the Emperor

Where were you, when Horus slew the Empraaah

>Mon visage when Horus slew the Emperor.

What? Sorry, I was using the lavatories.

I wasn't there when Horus slew the Emperor

Did somebody slew the emprah?

I was fucking there when Horus slew the fucking emprah, then I beat that cunt dick with a pussy ass guardsman I found!

"I am see when horus slay emperor!"
>"No, you play gods! Can not see what not now!"
"No, am remember!"
>suddenly chaos, everywhere
"Me am play gods!"

Holy shit guys. I mean I know you're going to say pics or GTFO, but I was there when Horus slew the Emperor

I planned that Horus would slay the emprah.

Horus slew the Emperor. . .SO SAY WE ALL!

>>12262679
Hahahahah, oh wow! Thanks!

Fools. I slew the emprah!

I was there when Horus slew sanguinius

>unless horasker
was there

I was "there" when Horus slew the Emprah

STATEMENT: I was there when the Meat-Bags were fighting. Then I killed everyone on board.

I was sweeping when Horus slew... the Emprah.

Oh, you KNOW I was there when Horus slew the Emprah!!!

Little did you know.
But we were there when Horus slew the Emprah.

I aint seen shit!

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once. I was there when Horus slew the EMPRAH

I was there when Horus slew the Emprah, and with strange aeons even death may die

I was there when one stood and one fell.

I was Thor when Horus slew the Emprah!

I watched and jizzed as titans fell

I was dere when a-Hoorus sloo di Empooroor.

...

Hwee were there whe Horrus slew thee Emprah!

I was there when Horus slew the Emprah, in fact I was right behind him...

I was there when Horus slew the Emprah 35 minutes ago.

>>12265286
>Horus was too late when I slew the Emprah 35 minutes ago.
FTFY

Iis was theres when Horus had slewes the Emprahs.

I was there . . . looking at them through my telescope - when Horus slew the Emprah.

>>12265299
Ohs please, Tokis. You knows you doesn't be dere when da Emprah is kill by Horus.

Mournful remark. I was there when Horus slew the Emperor.

>>12265309
Yesh Iis was, and Picklesh was theres toos.

I was there amongst the billions and billions of space marines, when Horus slew the Emprah.

>>12265322
Yeah. I don't know what was that Horus dood's problem. He was a f(guitar riff)in' douchebag.

I was there when Horus saw the Emprah. One! One man lived! Ah ah ah!

>>12265346
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>>12265309
>>12265299
All of you just shut up! I was there when Horus slew the Emprah. It was metal.

I...was...THERE...when...Horuslewthemprah.

>>12265364
Wait, was I the only one who wasn't there when Horus slew the Emprah? This is f(guitar riff)ing bulls(guitar riff)t, right there.

>Make Spartacus way up in >>12262093
>Go to bed.
>Come back next day.
>Thread still going strong.
>God bless /tg/


We wewe theow when Howus swew the Empwahw.

I was there when Horus slew the Emprah and so was my wife!

Some people slay emperORS, and we call them... Assassins. NngI don't really underSTAND that. I mean, do they... Kill with their ASSES? Do they... Ooh, I don't knooow, kill people IN the ASS? Someone explain this to me, I'm just not getting iiiit.

My face when we slew the emprah

AH SAY AH SAY, AH WAS THERE WHEN HORUS SLEW DA EMPRAH, AND AH SIT ON YOU!
It's Michael Klump, get it?

We're doing impersonations, right?

I was THERE when HORUS slew THE Emperah!

Guys! I know it's hard to believe, but Horus is a traitor!

I AND MY HUGE LAP WERE THERE WHEN HORUS, WHO WAS HUGE, SLEW THE EMPRAH, WHO WAS ALSO HUGE.

I was dead when Horus slew the Emperor.

What's with the young people today and their Chaos and their Space Marines and the bee bop skidledop Horus and the Emprah Jello Brand Puddin Pop?

>>12265499

They don't know what the jazz is all about.

I slew the Emprah for ONLY 20 MINUTES?

>>12265487
>I was dead when Horus slew the Emprah

Fixed for you.

I was... there... the day... when THE EMPRAH slew Horus... the rest of you... have got it all wrong.

I was there... mr.Spock... when Horus slew the Emprah... I was on the walls of the Imperial palace with... Jaghtai Kahn......
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!

I was there when the mod banned Horus for slaying the Emprah

... by Terra, where were we?...

YO DAWG I HEAR YOU LIKE BEING THERE WHILE HORUS SLEW THE EMPRAH SO I PUT A YOU IN YOUR YOU SO YOU CAN BE THERE WHILE YOU BE THERE WHEN HORUS SLEW THE EMPRAH

I wuz de' man when de Horus bra whentede bumbaclot wiff de Emprrahman!

>>>/rs/I_was_here_when_Horus_slew_the_EMPRAH

I... wasn't there... when Horus slew Dad.

If I had only known what was waiting for me, I would've never been there when Horus slew the Emprah

>>12265576
A good fucking question.

I was there when Horus slew the Emprah.

I vas zhere comrades, when Horus slew capitalist swine Emprah. It vas glorious wictory for proletariat.

Horus slew the Emperor?!

You see there are two types of people in this world. Those who were there when Horus slew the Emprah, and those who dig.

You dig.

Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at him, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using scented lady bodywashes and switched to Old Spice he could be there when Horus slew the Emprah like he was me.

There I was,when slain by Horus the Emprah was.

>>12265753

Yes, I was there when Horus slew the Emperor.

I hope I get there before Horus slays the Emperor!

>>12265652
>>12265823
>>12265832
>Emperor
Who?

I was there when Horus slew the Emprah!

Can someone give me a tally on everyone who was there when Horus slew the Emprah?

>mfw this thread

>>12261962
ITT samefags mating to give birth to meme.

I was there when Horus slew the other Emprah.

>>12265871
Over nine thousand.

Why, yes, I was there when Horus slew the Emprah. Sit down and I'll tell you about it.

>>12265933
HIS VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD

>>12265933

I was out on business.

>>12265944
I've been reading this entire topic with their voices in my head, and it has been GLORIOUS.

I was there when Horus slew the Emprah!

I was there when people repeated a mantra and posted image macros.

I was there when horus slew the emperor

we hit 88 mph when Horus slew the Emprah

Hello, today on Dirty Jobs, we'll be going to Horus' battlebarge to see just how dirty it gets when Horus kills the Emprah!

No, no, no! I was there, and the Emperor wasn't slain! That would be un-Imperial!

>>12265977
>Oi was the-ah thee day 'Orus offed the Emprah.

y'all motherfuckers lyin', and gettin' me pissed.

*I* was there when Horus slew the Emperor.

pic related.

>my face when Horus slew the Emperor

I was there when Horus slew the emperor!

Meanwhile, Horus Lupercal eagerly anticipated the arrival of his father, The Emprah, on his battle barge. He sure had a surprise for him.

Eye was there the day Horus slew the Emprah!

Too bad he wasn't the strongest, like me, or he'd have no problems.

And did any of you fuckers thing about helping me out?!?!
NO?!
Well I guess the Imperium is fucked because everyone just wanted to watch my son Horus slay me.

>>12266090
And you helped ME how?

>totally not getting this thread
>especially the Spartacus reference

>>12266113
In one of the Horus Heresy books, there a Marine who tells a story about when pre-Heresy Horus slew a fake Emperor of Man and he starts the story off as we are.

Then mix that with the end of Spartacus and good times are had by all.

>>12266090
slew, please emporer

>>12267733
durpadurpa emperor

>>12267743
Herpa derpa Emprah.

Image limit reached. I love you, /tg/.

>>12267906
Think they'd put this on the archive?

>>12267921

It was a fun thread but it really has no value as an archive. Just enjoy it and move on.

I was there when whores blew the Emprah

>>12267938
Okay.

>>12267961
You mean every minute of every day?

I was there when the Emperor slew Horus.

I was there when Horus slew the ...

wait am I too late