Today is the best day of your life.You live in the 3rd floor of an apartment complex set aside for your college's campus housing. You are roused from your afternoon nap when you find that down below, an encroaching mass of people-turned-ebon monsters are devouring the panicked streets below. The symptoms seem different, but the effect is the same-THERE IS A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK.You look across to the window on the roof, and find a classmate across the street, finally putting his hard-earned carbine to good use. You recall having a grand plan for an occasion such as this- in fact you were counting on it. The mundane days of systemic failure and academic elitism are quickly fading as well as social insincerity , shallow fads and all the social retardations and practices an over bored, over nourished society has accumulated.What will you do?
fap.Captcha: kang-mu disestot...?
After fapping, what do I have available?
John find a clever disguise to sneak into the kitchen.
>>12177555His name isn't John! Nor will it ever be.What game are you playing ? For an occasion such as this, it's time to do away with your old name, from now on he shall be referred to as-
>>12177828John.
>>12177828Slick Zombieslayer
Tell him to stop making so much fucking noise and stop wasting ammo.
>>12177828herbert west
>>12177828ash williams
You should probably fap to all the xeno porn you could handle before the shit hits the fan for real
Herbert East.Johnnie MuertosDominic Dammit
Herbert Ash Williams of the WestOtherwise known as "Haw of the West"
Check to see if carbine guy is still there, shout/throw shit at the door if he isn't.
rolled 4 = 4Johnathan Hammer.
rolled 74 = 74Also, who's the trigger happy neighbor? He's bringing the horde here.
>doorI meant window. His.Also, check to see if we can climb down from our window
Quickly run out and knock on every ones door of my floor and tell them there is a fire(maybe even pull the alarm). Once they leave sabotage the elevator and and throw large sofas etc in stairwell then secure (maybe weld the door shut). Do room by room search of the third floor.>that erpledYour right captcha its a dick move but hey.
max brooks
>>12177897Call yourself Hirano and start a harem of school girls.*okay serious time*Can we use that rifle? If so pick it up.
shaun
Tell carbine bro to tell his bros to look out their windows.Then run around the apartment complex screaming about a riot.
>>12177981we don't want a rifle not if we intend to leave the buildingwe should cut it down to be a mare's leg and use that
Help Carbine Bro clear out the alley.
John Egbert.
Do not saw our rifle down. We need it.
From here on you call yourself Dominic DDAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BRICK FLYING THROUGH THE WINDOW FROM !?
>>12177828That's a guy? I'm having my doubts. What with the feminine facial features and the girlish skull imagery in the background.That, or delicious trap.
What sort of campus lets students keep carbines and hunting rifles in their dorms?Because I would like to transfer.
>>12178041See who threw the brick
Carbine bro: check windowOther Bro:Tell him to stop wasting his ammo and do something useful.
>>12178047I'm ok with this either way.To OP: Look out the window and throw the brick back.Possibly looking at the attached message.
>>12178066
>>12178193Ask what the fuck is wrong with him, he broke your window.
>>12178193shoot him
>>12178193Ask him if he needs a dispenser there?
>>12178193It seems your neighbor threw it. Guy has been off his handle a few times ever since he got back from Iraq. Barely managing to hold on because he managed to smuggle his " Curly" with him wherever he went.Of course, he won't ever use it- he just kept it as reassurance.Now it's his right arm.
Upon closer inspection, you find a gun tied to the brick ! How conscientious of him !
>>12178283shoot him with the new gungiving you a gun doesnt make up for breaking your window
>>12178304seconded
It is tempting, but you can always hit him with your AIRGUN.This relic has been with you since you were a kid. In its lifetime, it's shot up birds and pigeons for 10 years running. You also never miss with this 13-pump air rifle.
>>12178374Shoot him, and then call him an asshole.
>>12178374Journal Entry Day 1Today I was given a real gun, in many culture the gift of a weapon is the symbolism of entering manhood. Today I become a man!
>>12178393No the brosef is chill.give him a thumbs up.
>>12178374use the pistolFFS he broke your gorram window
>>12178283Check the gun. How many rounds does it have? Is the safety on or off? Shout 'Thanks!', and take it, then get ready to move. Get a backpack. Dump stuff into it, in case the zombies break in. Is the door locked? Is there another way out? How much food do we have?Turn on the water, and keep it running to fill up, say, a bathtub.
>>12178403That doesn't change the fact that he broke your window.
Make our way to Carbine Bro while attempting to warn our floormates.If Zombies are in the hall, just knock Really Really hard on the doors while screaming about a school shooting-that much they'll believe.
"DUDES! ZOMBIE INVASION! NOT TRYING TO GET YOUR HOPES UP THIS TIME! GET YER ARSES OUT AND HELP ME KILL THESE FUCKERS!"
Dom grabs a buncha shit- filling your backpack all the way -and even don some urban armor. On his way out to WARN EVERYONE- he is stopped by the doomsday closet that was prepared for such an event. Time is of the essence however, and the wretched howling is beginning to grow louder than the gunshots
>Doomsday ClosetWho's stupid enough to assume you can hide from these things?
>>12178664Don't open that door unless you know whats on the other side.
>>12178690I would've thought it would have supplies or something of the like in it. Probably last post since I have to go in like 3 minutes, so>warn bros, leave known dickheads to die>hole up somewhere, preferably hard to get to>conserve ammo ffs>stay alive
>>12178692Oh but you do.Inside are a collection of all items you have accumulated over the years as an ART STUDENT. Ranging from the eccentric to the utilitarian. Theres even roller blades and hazmat suits in tow but those would take extra time to put on. Theres even a collection of forgotten items here as well. For now, it would probably be smart to only take one or two things from this closet- provided that you free up some room in your bag.
>>12178839cricket battake it now!
>>12178839Take first aid kitAxeBatand helmet.
>>12178839is that a NICE HAT? next to the shelves?
SLEDGEHAMMERtakeittakeittakeit
CRICKET BAT. TAKE IT.
>>12178892>>12178919>not taking an iconic zombie killing weaponwhat is this?
>Implying a cricket bat is better than a fucking sledgehammer
>>12178975>implying an art student could use a sledgehammer
>>12178975The sledgehammer is impractical.Too heavy and too bulky.The bat is lighter and smaller while still being sturdy.I mean even an liberal arts major can do some damage with one.
Dom is feeling particularly metal today, that and a baseball seems like it's been done- and so he settles on complementing is lanky silhouette with the long overbearing shaft of a SLEDGEHAMMER.Luckily he used this for a sculpture project some moons ago.
>Implying we'll be a weakling foreverTake the sledgehammer, it will be useful for breaking into places in a hurry.
>>12179157go to desk hit head on ityou now have a slow weapon against zombiesand a slow weapon with only a single point at which to hit themwhy dont you just strip and lay down for the zombies to eat you?
Knock on a few doors with the sledgehammer and beat it for carbine bro's apartment, leaving our doors open so others can take the rest of our shit-we won't need it anymore.
>>12179157"A section of lead pipe will work for a single encounter but is too heavy for those on the move. A sledgehammer has the same drawback and also requires practice for its user to hit a moving target"- zombie survival guideunless durpy has been practicing with it we want something better than a hammer
I mean, look how ready he looksDont you wanna see some bitches get their heads smashed in all satisfying-like ?
>>12179225i want to see him live longer than a few lucky hits with a hammer
John do you have a can opener?
>>12179225You forgot the first aid kit
Meanwhile, Dominic conjures up a rough map of the residents. Some of them might be worth saving. One person in particular still catches his interest despite the waning importance of a relationship.Others can fucking play their tackle-twisters or whatever the hell kind of homo-sex man baby games they play till 3 in the morning IN ZOMBIE HELL.
>Zombie Survival Guide>Implying we took the sledge to hit zombies with, as opposed to battering doors/windows down before the horde gets to us.>Implying we aren't going to hide under carbine bro's skirt>Implying that a bat will hurt them with the black ichor/cartilage/carapace over them>implying>>>>>>implicationsFuck you.
>>12179260where are we on the map?
Save bros, starting with the one on our floor
>>12179264note the FIRST ISSUE MENTION IS FUCKING WEIGHT ISSUES WHILE MOVING
>>12179260Go too the chicks house they often need protection and it might actually get you laid or killed...or laid and killed, but that's not as bad as the second option.
>>12179260save the headphone chick and the nerd
Save Phones and Poindexter, take them to the attic.
>>12179260save girl(?) with headphonesshe is closest, and possibly hot maybe, who knows
>>12179260what's the person on the left side of the second story supposed to be?
>>12179322looks like either spider man or a Mexican wrestlereither way, SAVE
>Gun>backpack>Sledge>not that heavy bro.
>>12179342based on the drawings i'm guessing it's closer to a twenty pound head and the handle length seems unwieldyoverall it's pretty impractical
>>12177388Find out why the zombies are eating the street instead of people.
You politely knock the hell out of your next door neighbor's door. You persist for about 22 seconds before it occurs to you that she might be SHOOTING NOOBS ONLINEPOSTING ON 4CHAN or Generally ignoring the hell out of any loud noises that happen around this apartment nowadays by way of obscure videogame soundtracks.
>>12179442break down door with hammerthings are going to shit anyways might as well speed it along
Fortify building. We wait out the storm.>sagossia shall
>>12179442Burst in there like a boss.Or a crazy wielding a sledgehammer.
>>12179442Take the hammer to the door john!
Stop. What time is it?>Hammer Time
DEATH TO THE DOOR!
knock the handle off of the door and shout about "the riot". Apologize for the door but state that "the crazies are shooting people".
Don't waste time on this shit. We need to get this building fortified.
break down doorfind cornersit thererefuse to leave
John don't go busting down the door until you have a cool catch phrase to say.
>Be Scott Pilgrim>Go to subspace
>>12179529I'm <CHARNAME>. I'm here to rescue you.
>fortify the building.No. We either:take our bros to the attic and hide there until zombies eat the frat guys.∞Or:Get our bros. and run to the sweet, loving embrace of Carbine Bro.☆
Dress in a tux (zombie invasions are formal occasions) then break her door down with the sledge hammer.
>I'm Dominic Dammit, and I'm here to save you!Collect bros. Save Carbine Bro. Good End.
>>12179545we have what might be a NICE HAT. close enough
>>12179561Who the hell is Dominic is that one of John's friends.
>>12179569see derpyness here>>12178041
>We are not John, our new name is Dominic Dammit
>>12179573LIES! who tought you to write such filth John.
Goddamnit stop posting until the questfag has made his post
>>12179425DOM TOTALLY BUSTS IN THERE LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO SAVE SOM- OH SHIIt seems his sudden in-burst has made our friend flip out and chuck a balisong butterfly into his helmet ! You can kiss that thing goodbye.However on a more frightening note, you realize you haven't exactly introduced each other at all !! (1)
>>12179608If we get to pick her name, I vote for "Farmstink Butlass"
>>12179608I'm <CHARNAME>. I'm here to rescue you.also WHY DID HE/SHE/IT HAVE A BUTTERFLY KNIFE ON HAND?
>>12179608Grab the girl and kiss her then tell her your name is Dom (apparently) and your here to save her.
"riot, crazy people with knives running from door to door, look out your fucking window!"
smash any pottery she has to see if there are any rupees in them
>>12179662>reverse trapYou say that like it's a bad thing
>>12179662which one they all look like chicksalso the only thing that can come from this is lesbian sex during zombie apocalypse
Oh hey, it's totally that kid from next door, that looks like a trap- except he's totally a he even though he looks girly- and that's kinda hot even though he just smashed down your door.You kind of decide that wierd meetings like this where you just manage to throw a knife into his head, should be graced with your gamertag name- it's
Make headphone takey off gestures and ask her to look out the window.
Rainy
>>12179685also a trap
Gamzee
>>12179685wait the headphones is going to be known by their gamertag?also gamertag should just be headphones
>>12179685notaredshirt
>>12179707No forget that its stupid......XxxKithstarkatxxX is way better.
>>12179707FUCK YESGAMERTAG IS G_makara
>>12179685has it been said dom is a guy today?
After explaining this shit, ask her what we should do, also, mention survival closet.
>>12179685IMLEZ>the hasturthanks capcha now we get to die
Be funky fresh, take your inspiration in life from a character from a 90s cartoon.Be Capital_G from Dexter's Lab.
Is this character a man or a woman?
>>12179757according to OP a guyaccording to everyone else a chick
Gamer Tag:Mouse"What the fuck you breaking in for and what're you doing here?"
Dom is a trappish dudePhones is unconfirmed, though he/she finds our feminine traits hot
>>12179688You introduce yourself as G_Rainy or Grainy or Rainy or whatever. Dom tells you to look out the window. upon doing so you totally see Kimberly Jones making out hardcore with the football team.That fucking slut. Now she's dead. Hope she doesn't respawn.Wait. OH SHIT
>>12179777Quick Grainy acquire trusty chainsaw to your chainsawkind!
Give her the gun, tell her to be careful, noise is probably bad.Also, check Carbine Bro's window to see if he's okay. And go down to save El Santo and Poindexter
>>12179777And for fuck sake's remember to kiss the boy and say a cool catch phrase before going to kill zombies.
>>12179795>kiss the girlfixed that for you
>>12179788she's a gamer give her a crow bar
The people with a plan die first!
>Dominic is a boy.>We are Rainykiss the boy, he warned you about FUKKEN ZOMBIES and deserves a reward for it.
>>12179833>implying dom isnt short for dominique
Oh... well that got taken care of.Seem like that guy has been doling out mercy killings all morning...Okay... where the fuck were we....
>>12179854lesbian sex during zombie apocalypse
The streets are clear, get El Santo and Poindexter, then get the fuck over to Carbine Bro.
>>12179854I am going to enter my sleep cycle now if none of the following occurs I will be very cross with you both.-Someone kisses the damn girl/boy-A chainsaw is not equiped to someones strife spectrum-Dom realizing his name is silly and should start being called John
>>12179854Hook her up from closet, go save more bros, demand some lesbian shenanigans.(That main char is a total reverse trap just accept it like the players have.)
That's right.Ok. Shit's going downYou totally pull out your DOOMSDAY DRAWER, you figure that you should pack effeciently since this doofy [sexy] kid is already lugging around some hardware. Inside are a buncha throwables, wads of cash won from pro tournaments playing Team Fortress, and sometimes Halo, and probably some homemade grenades if you can find them. Other than that, a buncha sharp stuff.
>>12179947PS. you also find some haircutting shit, cause you swear you might rape this kid later or something if his hair keeps bobbing around like that.
>>12179962well she can throw them pretty wellprobably one hit zombies if she can get behind them too
>>12178692She totally just did so in her sleep. So that's a definite.
>>12179947grab money, knives, and a bad ass long coat
So you totally need to get dressed and since you're two civilized people here, you expect this one common courtesy to be obliged during a time when privacy is pretty much a null gesture now. Great, cool. Dominic is fine with it. A few minutes couldn't hurt, right ?
>>12180081FUCK SMACK HIS FUCKING JOCK HEAD CLEAN OFF.I mean this guy was obviously the bully sort...plus eating people now...kinda adds to hate.
>>12180081Right ?
>>12180183I once knew a girl like that, I wasn't the object of her affections but seriously, sometimes it just weird-ed me out the dedication and obsession she had for that guy was...wow.Not a bad thing...but we need to know her more before we make assumptions...oh and does she have a picture of the guy fapping....if so then yeah freak out time.
>>12180081Kill zombie.>>12180183Interrupt shlicking. Join in. After schlicking with reverse trap dig through her drawers. Find 'nades. Save bros.
>>12180081>>12180183Also, not trying to be a huge dick..but uh, 20 minutes for that? Are you drawing these as you go? Because you may want to set up each sessions pics before hand so you can post faster for 2 image panels..and if you already do that maybe post a bit faster? 5 hours on a quest and not a whole lot has happened. I think your work is amazing and I really enjoy the quest, I just can't stay awak for it is all..
sun rose. time to sleep.
>>12180222Considering its a journal style question I think the rate is rather sweet, sure it takes twenty minutes for each drawing or more but think about it, this artist isnt reusing images or panels this is all 100% awesome original content.>>12177388Cool Work bro, keep it up ;)
>>12180222yeah I started this in the wee hours of the night, I was surprised when I saw that I was slowing down harder than usual.Uh, see ya again in a few hours when I'm not making EVERYTHING UP AS I GO ALONG.
>>12180261Chillax bro, your totally awesome
>>12180261PS. My usual time is 10 minutes. That's how hard I usually rock these things once I figure out the designs and other anciliary parameters like what size i'm gonna work in. And yeah..... middle of the day > dead of night i guess. thanks for playing.
>>12180261Not at all dude, sorry for raining on you. Like I said I really enjoy it and love the art, hope to see more from you soon! And it's awesome for free form, I love the the perspectives change.
>>12180276Man thanks a bunch for coming out and running for us.Appreciate the zompocalypse.
>>12180280oh yeah, no offense taken. I'm just glad i that I came up with a good foundation for a story etc etc. being pressured to do more impossible shit is pretty much what I run on haha.
Don't forget to archive this shit.
>>12180398how do I go bout doing this function ? do I just screenshot shit from here to god or is there a system in place ?
>>12181192You're already up.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12177388/
Sure is Blackbox in here.
Holy yahoo in the whathey, a well-drawn quest? Plus, cute protagonist is cute.
CONTINUING. YOU READY !?
>>12182298Hooray!
You summon all the accumulated hatred you had for losing sleep over these asshole's partying and their constant leaving trash all over the goddamn place like they owned it. YOU SUMMON IT ALL AND RECALL YOUR LAST PERFORMANCE PIECE
rolled 1 = 1>>12182319Rolling?HERP DERP 1d6?
Wait, someone's doing a quest with actual drawings? Ho-o-o-ly shit.
rolled 6 = 6>>12182376I'm amazed, too. About the whole "knows how to draw more or less"-bit. Flabbergasted.
>>12182319Generally, one states what sort of dice they want rolled.Additionally, it's usually wise to forbid nokodice like i'm doing, as unscrupulous individuals will use them to troll or cheat.
rolled 440, 640, 57, 803, 36, 239, 374, 431, 959 = 3979Fucking CAPTCHA is all i have to say about >>12182393
rolled 7, 9, 10, 6, 9, 1, 10, 7, 1, 8, 4, 6, 3, 7, 9, 10, 2, 4, 6, 4 = 123>>12182319>post is < 3, post is > 3...You know that we can just roll dice here, right? I mean, look at all these fucking d10's.
" WAKE UP ASSHOLE ITS 4 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING !!" except, in a far less post modern context, and shit ton more literal.
>>12182386>>12182393>>12182402>>12182412Rolling by post number seems controlled enough, esp when I know to use a 10 number generator.
rolled 2 = 2>>12182422pwntWait. It says "A BRO APPEARS" in >>12180081. Not Carbine Bro, I hope?Also, slow /tg/ is slow.
come one, lets do this!
>>12182504Do want to do this, but it seems interest is flaggin. For shame!>presence dadville
>>12182441Yes, but... it's */b/* shit. It is, and i very rarely use this word, "cancerous".At the very least, you roll. Noko+dice+1d10 in the email field :D
Grainy you feel insecure about not having your trusty chainsaw.
>>12182575Please, no "/b/ shit" and all that in /tg/. It always turns into a runaway metafest over what goes in MY /tg/.... but, yeah. Do want more zombies and hot FABULOUS protagonist.
rolled 7 = 7Rollin sanity check
>>12182643Incidentally, i also hate "MY /tg/!", which is perhaps why i hardly ever use the c-word.But, i mean, look what it did to /v/. It's a screaming wasteland there now, whole threads devoted to "check my dubs, brah", pointing at strings of X's. We have DICE here, real, simulated dice...ANYWAY.HEAD SMASHED. YARR. NOW WHAT?
GRainy emerges from the dressing room as a dual knife wielding, ninja star throwing, pokemon training badass.At times shes able to crack games in untooled unassisted speedruns and in real life, this ability translates to being able to react lucidly to situations that have yet happened. Some might even call it extra sensory,But Rainy doesn't give a shit and expects all the terribad ass-playing noobs to play up to her level at all times.Anyways who the hell should we save now ? It seems like the 2nd floor is accessible....
>>12182677Hm. Seeing the house map picture, we should obviously go to floor 2 to meet Dr. Gimpmask!Or whatever he is. Looks like a luchadore or a 50's hockey goalie too.
>>12182622
>>12182677DUDE, totally compliment her on her choice of threads.
rolled 7 + 17 = 24>>12182734Looks like we are going to need to go on a grind-fest TO THE QUAD TO SPILL BLOOD AND EARN RUPEES!!!
>>12182677TOOOOO THE ATTIC FIRST!
>>12182677Extra-sensory makes sense. How else would she find her way around with those bangs?
>>12182737You totally try and do so-but she turns around and gives this teehee look before saying thanksYou didnt even SAY anything yet. And now you probably wont, cause she gives off this feeling that she might rape you in your sleep.Not that it'd be rape at that point....
Welcome back!
>>12182824Quick Dom be the fumbling fool because of female giggling.
>TOOOOO THE ATTIC FIRST!liking this
IN any case, you descend the stairs to the 2nd floor. Upon arrival you are faced with three of them. A surley fat fellow who you know to be the other bro's bro and 2 others you haven't met. The luchadore is not among these. You wonder if he's in this building at all.
>>12182902SHIT read that too late. :<OH WELL CANT GO BAC NOW
rolled 7, 1 = 8testing combat rollan
>>12182925lame >3>are we capable of fucking some shit up? or would we feel better doing some recon's?
>>12182921Start the grind-fest while singing the war chant "I'm walking on sunshine"
>>12182921Waste the motherfuckers.
>Waste the motherfuckers.be sure to recycle tho.
>>12183001Fuckin' organic materials, how do they work?!
rolled 1, 4 = 5A battle screen opens, much to your groaning chagrin.It seems a game of chance is afoot however, a war chant will definitely boost morale here. The numbers denote the chance of success out of 10.Some attacks can attack multiple foes; like SWEEP or burst but will be toned down in success rate.Leaving a zombie alive and within range after your turn would be a BAD idea.Of course the OTHER option exists since this is in fact an open ended game of sorts.
>>12183027compost them what ever
>>12182921We must undertake an epic quest to find our missing LuchaBro! And as with all great journeys, this one begins with gratuituous violence!Being the witless gentleman that he is, Dom should assume position in front rank and engage the enemy to protect his mysterious neighbour. She is a lady, afterall. Of some sort. Maybe.Don't you just hate it when captcha gives you eldritch signs to decipher, and then eats your post after it goes wrong?
rolled 7, 9 = 16ignore that roll. Im retarded at this dice stuff.some might say I shouldn't even be rolling
>>12183033First Dom hit neariest z0mbee with a stun then Grainy use highiest crit chance attack.And be snazzy about it!
rolled 9, 6 = 15>>12183033rainy needs to throw ninja star then sneak attack with the butterfly knifedom should try for a head shots
>>12183033Get the chick to ninja star them from a distance and get the dude to SMASH the first fucker that crosses the defensive line.
rolled 3, 2 = 5>>12183081what dude?
>>12183033Down, down-forward, forward, P! Use SMASH on closest zombie, Dom, while G_Rain should use her ninja stars on the other two, assuming both are in range.Are they retrievable, though?
rolled 5 = 5>>12183090How do I rolled dice?This is silly entertaining, though, and nothing's even happened yet.
rolled 2, 2 = 4have grainy press up up down down b a
rolled 1, 10 = 11>>12183081Rainy expends 2 throwing stars. Watch out, that stuff's dangerous ! THe rolls might even count for something this time.
rolled 10, 2 = 12>>12183143come one head shots
>>12183056Nonsense, dice are always glorious.Anyway, i must be off. Do carry on, my good storyteller.
Ninja stars are highly impractical for dealing with zombies. They create very small wounds.
rolled 6, 1 = 7>>12183143Rollan 'n trollan~
>>12183177Can anyone teach me how to roll dice in TG?I do not wish to be forever ignorant.
rolled 10 = 10The first star does so well that it cuts through the first rank and penetrates another zombie in the head ! NICEThe other star doesnt do shit against the bro's jacket of fat.Dom steps up to the plate ! Heads will roll ! As will DICE
>>12183222holy fuck...my idea actually bore fruit...Feels Epic man, feels DAMN EPIC.
rolled 4 = 4>>12183222smash it now
rolled 7 = 7>>12183222It's all in the wrist!Also, smashan~
rolled 4 = 4Kill the girl for faggy weaboon weapons.
rolled 1 = 1>>12183222for some reason i picture her hammer to be like king dedede's
>>12183222Dude I just realized something....if she can throw ninja stars that far and hard to decapitate decomposing heads....how awesome would be at handjobs?
Hammer Slaying shit is an art.
>>12183292Save the rule 34 for a drawthread.
>>12183306Ill remember that jester ;)>>12183305FUCK YEAH I HAS A HAMMER OF DOOM - Dom*Strike a dynamic pose for additional points*
Bumping an awesome quest
Hey, are you the same guy who was doing blackbox quest?
>>12183305GORUDIOOOOON HAMMMAAAAAHH~... and then, loot! And more importantly, search for our mysterious Luchadore neighbour.
rolled 8 = 8>>12183381 no we need to go to the nerd he has a chainsaw
While Rainy is busy retrieving her stars...You are faced with a reinforced steel door. You dont remember this shit ever being installed. But then again, you dont visit this guy much either. The bastard even incorporated soundproofing on the damn thing. Theres even a welcome mat that is far from. You wonder why you even bothered with such an unwelcoming fello-oh right. He's a luchadore.
rolled 5 = 5>>12183394fuck him head down to the nerd
>>12183376yes. Is my style that obvious ?
>>12183394Quickly Dom remember Steel door+sledgehammer= really loud knocking.And yell "AVON CALLING!" as you do this.
I recommend this song for the quest so far.Breaking Benjamin - Phobia 09 - Here We Areyoutube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXB0secPc0I
>>12183404It is noticeable seeing how most artist here are drawing naked elves and space marines bishie boys kinda stick out.
>>12183394HEY DUDE YOU IN THERE?THERE IS A BUNCH A ZOMBIES OUT HERE THAT SAYS MEXICAN WRESTLING IS FAKE AND THAT YOUR MOM IS A 'PUTA' YOU GONNA STAND FOR THAT?
>>12183394Knock loudly and demand him to come out and join you on a quest to defend the innocent, by the name of El Santo.
Fuck him. He can stand on his own. And he probably won't notice the undead for quite a while.Go save Poindexter and then peek outside to see if Carbine Bro's still here.
I agree with the avon guy
THAT WALL IS HUGE!RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR THAT WALL!
Do not bother with the wrestler. At best he will be another mouth to feed that could have fed itself. At worst he will turn into ZOMBIE LUCHADOR.Then, humanity is fucked.
>Zombie LuchadorRUN AWAY. RUN AWAAAAAY.Also, save Poindexter or Malachai or whoever the fuck he is.
>>12183404A little- but honestly you should take that as a complement!
rolled 4 = 4look we want shiny glasses guy and carbine brofuck probably serial killer>corania rulesyeah it does
>>12183471>ZOMBIE LUCHADOR.... my god. The BBEG to end all campaigns has been born.
Fucker is probably wrestling zombies in there as we speak.Don't distract him or else HUMANITY IS DOOOOMED
BANG ON DOORLOOK OUT WINDOWLEAVE BEFORE THE POSSIBLE ZOMBIE LUCHADOR COMES TO THE DOOR, THE CORPSES STANDING JUST OUTSIDE OF HIS APARTMENT WILL CONVINCE HIM OTHERWISE
You both descend to the GROUND LEVEL.Be advised , endless streams of the dead, are possible here. But for now it seems you are faced with 5 of them. Pray that you brought a distraction, or even a painless suicide option. Your landlord on the floor definitely thought this through.
rolled 3 = 3>>12183605take the new gun we're gonna need it
>>12183605Sincerely, FUCK THAT SHIT....go back upstairs and knock again or BANG HEAVILY on the Luchaores Door, five zombies is far too much to take on without another pal around.And honestly a wrestler might actually prove usual in situations where you need physical might, I mean does Dom or Rainy look like power houses?
rolled 6 = 6>>12183605take gun go back to rainy's get the grenades back down kill zombies recruit glassese
>>12183605Use your shots sparingly, retreat to top of the stairs after the first Z's make it over the barricade and resume ranged engagement. Drop as many as possible before the fuckers get to close proximity.Could there be a fire alarm or something nearby? Hitting it might confuse the zombies, but then again, it also might attract every zombie on the block to your house.
FIND:Poindexter's Pad Relative to Here.Also, attack these zombies as they attempt to climb the barricade, then FALL BACK
I like being reckless as much as the next guy, but I gotta say the author said that zombies in this quest are LETHAL in close combat, so I say get as many friends as possible to help out.That and those grenades do look nicer now.
>>12183616Your landlord wont need this Benelli anymore.Rainy takes the gun since she's better at shooters between the two of you. If that's any indication of gun skill, that is.
rolled 3 = 3>>12183696is it a rifle or a shotgun?also go get the grenades
rollan...
rolled 8, 9, 10 = 27ugh ..rollan...
Rainy:Step back, throw grenade.Dominic:Run around the corner like a bitch once you realize what rainy has done.
...Did we ever come up with a name for luchabro?I suggest Chicago Ted.
rolled 4 = 4>>12183737yeah his name is Punchy McRedshirt
rolled 19 = 19Return to room for more panic supplies and CRICKET BAT. Try and contact luchadore and team up. Give him the SLEDGEHAMMER.Send him into the first floor and watch as he spins towards the zombie horde with mighty hammer.JUSTICE
>>12183737Hmm. I suggest El Muerte.
>>12183605OP completely fucking ignores everyone saying to get glasses, lol
>>12183737No Chicagoan would be stupid enough to do Mexican wrestling.
rolled 8 = 8>>12183785>ignores saying go get glasses>characters go down to the first floor where glasses islol wat?
>>12183769OH MAN THAT SOUNDS RAD, hey hey mr Artist dude can we get this happening, this actually sounds pretty viable.
>>12183785Looking at the floor plan, glasses lives on the wrong side of the barricade. 5 zombies need to be removed, subdued or bypassed before we can get to him.Now, how to do that, though... well, those grenades sound like a plan.
rolled 8, 8, 9 = 25>>12183718JESUS CHrist, it seems videogames DO teach you something. And that's learning how to get fucking combo kills ! However even with such a miraculous effort- 1 zombie manages to break through the line and is now upon Dominic.FIGHT OR FLIGHT !?
Check the windows. If possible, leave through your room or GRainy's room and have her lower you down to his window, then jimmy it open/knock on it/ bust it open and go in (with the hammer not your legs)
Back away. Cheerleader/schoolgirl zombies are BAD NEWS. They always end up killing my AFMBE characters.
>>12183906Assuming Dom isn't too distracted by zombie teetees, he should lay the thing out. They're trickling in controllably, thank god.My choice of attack would be smash, once again, since it has a reasonably high to-hit chance.
>>12183906Kick the naked bitches legs out from underneath her and then while she is prone smash her head in with the HAMMER OF DOOM
>>12183914Idea on how to get the luchadoreSeriously. Why leave a bro behind when you might need him to get through first floor?
rolled 1, 8, 5 = 14>>12183718this going in the idea bank.
rolled 10 = 10Flight.Zombie CQC is too deadly for an ART STUDENT. Besides, even if we didn't get bitten or torn to shreds, wrestling with zombietits could push GRainy into yandere territory.That's not a threat Dom could handle, not without an ALLY OF JUSTICE. Flee and return upstairs for the luchadore. Glasses will be fine for the moment, he should know better as a nerd to even attempt to leave his room.
rolled 3, 3, 9 = 15ignore this roll...........
>>12183971Agreed! The party dynamics are all wrong here, we have a leader character and a ranged/rogue character! A grappler/tank is a must for survival. Both Dom and GRainy should be well aware of this due to both naturally being acquintant with combat strategy through such fonts of knowledge as Final Fantasy Tactics and Disgaea.
>>12183971Out of curiosity...What does this luchadore's mask look like?
>>12184026>>12183971>>12183949>>12183807>>12183769Mr Quest Master....I think we are in favour of returning to the Wrestler dude and getting him into the party...would that be possible after frying some evil zombie cheerleader chick?
>>12179260>>12184068 has a picture of his mask. I can't quite tell whether he's a face or a heel...Still, fingers crossed Dom doesn't get a hickey from the cheerleader.
rolled 8, 3, 8 = 19>>12184026That was enough killing in one go- You decide to tactically withdraw for now. No sense giving this one an infintesimal chance of getting a bit on you until you at least have a hearty foundation of a COMBAT PARTY.You find yourself in front of the Luchadore's door step... at this point some ideas occur to you.>Rappel down from the above floors to get to his window.[risky]>Smash things till you get through. [noisy]
Wrestler is gonna be useless--"I GRAPPLE THE ZOMBIE."*Bitten*"I GRAPPLE THE ART STUDENT."
Make noise. It can't do much more damage than the shotgun and CARBINE BRO have already
>>12184181Check for a key under the mat.
>>12184181Dude if he opens the door at least then we can get inside it and he can close it behind us.SLAM THE FUCKING DOOR AND GET HE THE HELL UP....probably slept through the whole thing so far.
>>12184217This
IF the nerd dies because you fucks wanted to get the Spic, I'm going to murder all of you.
>>12183906>FIGHT OR FLIGHT !?Yeah right.
rolled 3 = 3Just knock
>>12184233If the nerd with all the best weapons dies it's his own damn fault>>12182734
>>12184217This first then repel down to the window. It's going to be a hell of a lot easier than getting through a damn STEEL DOOR with a sledgehammer. Plus, it's a damn STEEL DOOR. Having that intact might come in handy later.Just wrap the sheets or rope we use to go down around a bed post so GRainy can let us down nice and slowly
Going with >>12184202, too. It's better not to risk the streets.I wonder if El Unwelcomingo is actually just expecting for a suitable pinch during which to step in. Everyone knows dramatic effect comes first for the luchadore.
rolled 3 = 3>>12184261grainy should go in she has the shotgun and she's psychic
rolled 5, 2, 8 = 15>>12184202>>12184217Oh ... hey.
>>12184318BUENO
>>12184318Oh, damn. Now I feel stupid for not getting it earlier. "Volva" - wasn't that also "turn" or "turn around" or something like that?
rolled 2 = 2>>12184318rainy holds action will shoot if it's bad in theredom opens door in a way that doesnt get in the way
>>12184318CLEARLY ANNOUNCE OUR PRESENCE!we don't wanna get grappled to death.
Do not touch his mask. Ask if he's an evil or good luchador.
rolled 3 = 3>>12184352He probably realizes that zombies won't think to look for a key.Also, don't forget to vote this up, guys.
>>12184371>>12184352Ditto
>>12184371You're putting a lot of faith in the cognitive abilities of a guy who does lucha libre...
>>12184371regardlessly we don't know how paranoid he will be or how violently he will react. better save than grappled to death.
>>12184436Fair enough.
Today is the fated day. The doctor gave his final word and condolences that your condition is nigh curable and imminnent death is to come. But to be fair, it was a good run, you quit your day job, explored the world and even became this sweet luchadore before the CANCER finally hindered your recent match. At that point you pretty much did away with your old name, since he died. But now you will leave this world as --oh... hey.
>>12184463My, what a twist.
>>12184463Will you not fight alongside us, for one final match before the grave?
>>12184504no noose is good noose!
>>12184504This is from the luchadore's POV, ¿verdád?
>>12184463wait... so luchadore has cancer? he should be called... i dunno.
>>12184516Si. He did this with the chick too.
>>12184516yes.
HIS NAME IS EL FUERTE. HIS DAY JOB WAS BEING A COOK.
>>12184463....aahh hey man? Listen, death...is bad, but pride is something that makes death kinda awesome...I mean killing yourself is kinda uncool...how would you like the chance...to really and I mean really show the world how awesome you are?Listen you dont need to like be a zero, come with me and be a hero.
Run at them and give them a hug.
>>12184463Those zombies out there insulted Pancho Villa.Also Virgin Mary.
>Walk in>See Luchador about to suicide>Pic related
Alright, guys. I have to go to work. Keep this alive for me somehow!
Just because she caught you ending yourself doesn't mean you can't be dignified in sharing your introductions and farewells to the one person that set foot into your apartment this month.You use your stage name and introduce yourself AS
>>12184608Strongboli
>>12184608EL PANDOROWITH YOUR BLACK AND WHITE SCHEME YOU BROUGHT PRIDE TO PANDAS EVERYWHERE.
>>12184608El Rana - The Frog, but more masculine instead of la.Signature move is the Leaping Death or something.
rolled 4 = 4>>12184608El Taquito!in related news, you prolly want to make a Zombie Quest 2 at some point.
>>12184608El Morte Viva, The Living DEATH
>>12184463No perder la esperanza amigo porque no hay una pelea más dejó sin terminar!
>>12184608El Grande Muerto!
>>12184608El Cangrejo
>>12184655"No pirdes su esperanza, amigo, porque hay un pleito más para usted!"ftfy
>>12184699A continuación, retire la cuerda y toma tu lugar a mi lado!
itd be pretty funny if it was Richard or something. but yeah i suck as spanish and luchador names.
>>12184539Secn'd
>>12184608But anyway here is a name.El sol invicto
In so many words did the girl and her puny friend tell you to come down- but then you were told to look out the window.Dios Mio.There is no rest for EL RANA MUERTE
rolled 2 = 2hand him hammergo get the cricket batdown stairs save glassesmeet up with carbine dude
>>12184463We have our tank. Now we collect our twink wizard and we'll be shaping up to be a proper adventuring party.
>>12184883This might be getting head of ourselves but if we are gonna try and meet up with carbine bro we should check the basement.. If the buildings in town are old enough there might be a boiler tunnel linking them together. I doubt we are that lucky but it would save us from having to run though infinite zombies with the potential for losing someone.
He should probably get down from his CAJON DE MUERTE TERMINALfirst. And probably take a few inspirational mementos on the way.
>>12184945Joo dud3 joo sho1d t0t4lly t4k3 ur f4v m4zkz w1th u.
End of Part 1. And a start of a new thread in about 5-6 hours.THanks for playing everyone ! I have a lot to work with.But keep posting this ideas since I'll be putting them in the bank.Now time to do homework.........
>>12185026Dude...epic quest , someone make sure to archive this ;)
I love this quest......so much
rolled 9 = 9How do we vote this up for archiving?
