Note also, guys, that it's early evening now; sun's getting low on the horizon. For what that's worth.

hope this thread is still up in the morning, I'm out!

>>12144638
He's a fucking dead man. And any time I see "clever girl" written, I always hear it in the voice of the Aussie from Jurassic Park.

Trail behind them at a distance.

>>12144683
These ones usually last until at least 1pm EST.

Ohgodyes.

The beating that will follow will make up for us almost getting nerve-gassed and SHOT AT BY A BMP WHY DO YOU HATE US SO MUCH SOoHG.


Lurker 09/19/10(Sun)02:24 No.12144653
>>12144613
See, you've got to look at this in the right perspective.

>>This is a way for her to personally take him to somewhere quiet, take off all his armor and gear, and then proceed to MAUL HIM SMASH CHOP KRUMP SMASH CHOP KRUMP SMASH CHOP KRUMP!

Reposted for relevance. She strips him of his armor and gear. The beatings commence- and continue- until she gets everything currently irritating her off her chest.

>>bindles which
Give her some rope, too.

If we are in the open - Act like a little bitch and get all in his face and yell and shit then stomp off somewhere and let damsel do his thing.

If we are in a private place - walk up to him and ask damsel kindly to introduce our mark to her fist.

>>12144717

I like this plan. Also take humiliating pictures via whatever methods possible.

>>12144638

Always great to see a plan in action

>>12144717
fuck, yes.
take everything he has.
be sure to gag him though!
last thing we need is a loud, loud punching bag

Captcha: Savoitua profit.

Indeed captcha, indeed.

>>12144745
You know. . .

Can we take pictures with our PDA?

>>12144729
i agree with this fellow, act like it's getting to us, yell and bitch, but don't do anything, make him feel big, before damsle rips his balls off.

>>12144767
YES!

Sell everything he has if Russkie has no need of it. And if he lives, leave him naked in the middle of the Zone.

With his tongue cut out and nailed to his ass. After we've shot him in a kneecap to slow him down and get blood in the air.

>>12144786

Or we use him to bait a certain tank...

>>12144806
Also good!

I say we leave him battered and bruised but intact, deliver him hogtied and gagged to Russkie, and see what happens.

>>12144729
I agree with private place. But with public we have a rep to uphold, get Damsel to take him quietly somewhere.
Also what is the nickname of our new friend?

i know its kinda out in left field, but being a malicious asshole, and considering we didn't quite get to use the time loop offensively...

how hard would it be to get some super cheap rat ass PDA an put a stash marker on the basement of the gas station (assuming its still accessible post collapse)

and find a way to conveniently lose it in immediate vicinity to motor mouth

>>12144826
Colonel Cosmo, of course.

>>12144825

Do this. I want to see the creative ways Russkie plays with him.

You trail behind quite a ways, no need to alert the cocky prick to the trap before it's been sprung. The door of the barracks bangs closed - you notice it's empty - and you wait. For a bit, there's only silence, then you hear a loud yelp and something that sounds like "-ou like [...] that?" This is followed by several more audible yelps before you decide to head in with Bird before she actually kills him; Twitch and Vlad stay outside to block any potential busy-bodies from making the situation awkward.

The both of you tromp in and move to the last bed on the right, which has had a privacy curtain pulled closed; pulling it back, you a topless Damsel pummeling a mostly-unconscious Motor-Mouth into the mattress; he now appears to be short a couple of teeth for that big yap.

"Damn, he does move fast," you joke immediately, and Damsel looks up, pulling her shirt closed.

"Hey, I told him I warned him I liked it rough," she retorts.

Bird, gaze averted in a gentlemanly manner, pulls out a bottle of vodka and pours it on the now-unconscious debtor, "I always like a drink after sex," he says, and Damsel shoves him.

"No wonder he had such a big mouth," you comment, snorting in amusement. Damsel, for her part, has already taken photos of the object of this bit of hilarity.
[cont.]

>>12144846
"You guys dress him," she says, making a face, "I already had to undress him."

You get to the work readily enough; Damsel sure did her part. Searching his belongings, you only find a PDA on his person. When searching it reveals no valuable information, you smash it under a bootheel. Fuck this guy.

Dragging him from the barracks, you meet up with the others and head for the front gate. You've cottoned to Bird's plan, and you've got to admit, it's decent. You're not surprised when one of the common thugs stops you, "Whoa, where you kidnapping our village idiot off to?"

You give the unconscious Motor-Mouth a faux-backslap, "What, Motor-Mouth? He just had a bit too much to drink; we planned to meet up and head east but he got carried away as usual."

The thug sniffs the air and recoils, "Jesus, surprised he ain't dead. Word to the wise - pick a new friend. Guy's an asshole."

You escape the west agroprom otherwise-unaccosted, heading a ways down the road. By and by, he begins to slowly revive.

>>12144834
Very easy, actually.

>>12144854

Cue interrogation. Like we did with Spaz. Just this time we do it in a more hilarious manner.

>>12144854
YEEEEEEEEEES FIINALLY

WAR TO STIR THE BLOOD, BLOOD TO WARM THE FLESH

Once we're out of sight, bind the fucker and gag him too. Ooooh, we're gonna have fun with this kid. No mercy, fellow STALKERs. The Zone is a fickle bitch.

Fucking typos, I swear. A combination of hour and trying to get out stuff faster. Bear with me, guys.

>>12144862
Haha. Awesome. Let's hit up Russkie and get our armor.

>>12144862
DO IT

>>12144862
in that case, not right now, but i think it would be hilarious that if motormouth survives the trip to the russkie and the encounter with the russkie, that we should give him a PDA with the time loop basement marked as a stash location as a show of "no hard feelings"

>>12144877
Beat his kneecaps in with the stock of an AK. They're made for taking hits, unlike some plastic M-16 crap, it'll take longer, breaking joints are always painful/the kneecap is DAMN sensitive, and he isn't worth a bullet.

We get a bonus if we bring him back alive remember

>>12144877

"I am boss and this, is my weapons.

It fires a 100 millions bullets in less than a second.

It cost absolutely nothing to fire it into your ass."

also he can't make back money with broken legs. we should wait to see what the russkie wants to do with him

>>12144909

Alive includes "beaten half-to-fuck".

>>12144922
. . . You know, that is a point, fellow STALKER. Alright, just a hobbled foot then, no need to break BOTH his legs or take out a kneecap. Yet. We do need to make sure he isn't escaping anywhere though.

This is the sound of some anon's slappin' their F5's.

>>12144925
>>12144922
Again, beat the living shit out of him, but leave him mostly intact. No broken limbs, no broken ribs, no burst eyes.

Besides, odds are Russkie will do horrible, hilarious things to him anyway.

>>12144925
the russkie might want to deliver the beating personally though.

I want to see him punch out the scouts blood, all of his blood

>>12144946
I fear I may have woken up my dorm wing with my laughter. The suspense is killing me.

We deliver our mark intact as possible for maximum bonus points.

we should just string him up like a boar.

>>12144946
indeed. carry him, mind the burden.
We are not his torturers, that satisfaction falls to ruskie

>>12144969

And nekkid. Just to humiliate him.

pic extremely related

You know just where to take the little fuck - a shed out in the long grass. "Ah, memories," you say, tossing Motor-Mouth down on the pile of debris in the corner. As before, Twitch and Vlad stand guard outside. You wait patiently as night falls and Motor-Mouth regains his senses, having been tied and made ready for an "interview."

"Ah, you fucking bitch," he eventually manages, "what shit is this?"

"Not my fault you can't handle a real woman," Damsel sneers, and you hide a smirk at the joke. With his arms tied, Motor-Mouth can't do much when you grab him by the lapels and yank him up.

"Show some manners," you sneer. You notice his lips purse to spit and headbutt him. Hard, "It wasn't a request. Now, I'm going to try this one more time: give me Russkie's money, or I'm going to cut your little peanut balls off and shove them down your throat."

Amazingly, Motor-Mouth doesn't seem intimidated, "I told you, Leif, I ain't got shit! No suit, no money, no guns! Whatever happened to honor between stalkers, huh?"

"What indeed?" Bird says sarcastically.

"Let's just give him to Russkie," you sneer, and haul him up again, only to toss him to the ground. "Get up! You've got a long walk ahead of you!" you punctuate this by prodding him with your shotgun, and he obeys - sullenly.

"That was quick," Vlad says, "and you didn't even break any bones. You'd never get anywhere in the military," he jokes.

"Don't I know," you say.

Now night has fallen; the only light you have is the stars, moon, and a vague glow on the horizon.

We still need to interrogate him. Just to make sure he doesn't have a "secret stash" somewhere. Doubt it will reveal anything, considering we smashed his PDA.

>>12145001
Fast foward to ruskies?
if possible

>>12145001
Oh, I don't trust this. It's night. Where are we, what portion of the Zone? Oh shit. I got a bad feeling guys. I recommend we gag and truss this fucker up and keep watch until daylight.

>>12145025

yeah lets just get him to Ruskie, hell if we ask nice he might let us join in on the thrashing. A man can dream

If you guys want, you can fast forward to Russkie. If not, you can camp in the Zone or try the east agroprom; Petrov's men are supposedly established there and will probably set you up well enough.

>>12145028
Vauge glow of sunset? or.... emission?

we make pretty good bounty hunters

we should put up flyers

"Need some asshole brought kicking and screaming to your door? CALL US"

Please fastfoward to ruskie there has been so much bad... so much bad those suits man. ALL I WANT IS A SUIT

>>12145001
Glow on the horizon? Sun setting, or something much more...zoney?(forgive me for that one)

We should at least bind his arms, I'm also all up for having Vlad or Bird take up point, having no one scout ahead while we have a self-mobile prisoner means that we're going to have to waste time securing him/making sure he doesn't get killed in every surprise bandit attack.

>which fraphly
they all kinda suck captcha, just give me the one on the right

>>12145042

Fast forward is an option?
FAST FORWARD TO RUSSKIE I MUST FIGHT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEFORE I PASS OUT OH GOD

fast forward, i want to see what the russkie does

>>12145075
YES PLEEEEEAASE

>>12145042

East Agroprom. Shouldn't be too far a walk.

>>12145075
Thirding. I need some goddamn sleep.

Let's head out to East Agroprom and seek out Putin. Maybe we can put our catch in the local jail while we poke and prod at Damsel over some Vodka.

>>12145125

That's... an interesting choice. We can also warn our fellow stalkers about the spacial loop. Not like it means anything anymore. Also about the nerve gas.

>sleep
please fast forward, im killing myself on what ruskie wil do.

... man rape?

OH GOD SO MANY VOTES FOR FAST FORWARDING TO RUSSKIE PLEEEASE

I FEEL THE SLEEP OVERTAKING ME
IT IS A TERRIBLE PAIN

>>12145125
I vote for this, and maybe we can learn a little about Corpse.

(I will continue using this name until Getter uses a specific name in one of his posts.)

>>12145165
Damn your sleep, I need none! I say we see Putin!

>>12145177
Very true, we will learn more about our new addition.

Compared to Spaz, getting Motor-Mouth back to behave is cake...when he shuts up. You get the feeling he's cooperating only because he doesn't think certain death awaits him. You're not so sure, having met Russkie yourself.

After the sinister villages, deadly nerve agents, psuedodogs, space anomalies, BMP, and military thugs, it seems the Zone has (temporarily) run out of things to try and kill you with; your hike itself is more-or-less peaceful, even enjoyable. Motor-Mouth still seems strangely smug even as you finally arrive at Russkie's door. He's sitting in a too-small chair, reading a book - Crime and Punishment, by Fyodor Dostoevsky.

Setting the well-worn novel aside, Russkie stands and pops his knuckles slowly, with relish, "I see you bring me present. Is a little battered, but I like it very much," he takes Motor-Mouth from you easily, and hauls him up by his collar three feet, "Did you think you could beat me? Did you think I would forget YOU? Oh no, You I do not forget!" Now he's dragging a panicking Motor-Mouth off to his cabin, as if to beat him in privacy. The scrawny stalker attempts to wriggle free, but Russkie smashes him into the door frame, making the whole cottage shudder, "This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you!"

>>12145192
"No no no-" it seems to have settled in for Motor-Mouth, but too late. The door slams shut, and the beating you hear makes even Damsel wince sympathetically.

"Take that! Und this! Und that! Und this!" the door handle rattles, but you hear Russkie bellow again, "I am not done with you yet!" the beating that ensues sounds even more savage; suddenly, the door bursts open, Motor-Mouth flying through the air on his back, "Pow! Haha!" Russkie shouts triumphantly.

Motor-Mouth makes no attempt to stand, covering his head with his arms; he looks as if the BMP ran him over, "Let this be lesson for you," Russkie says, standing over him haughtily.

Now he turns to you, "And you got no money from him, yes? No matter, I am helping you for job well done. You are a credit to the Zone!"

FF to ruskie!

>>12145181
Hell no, are you guys insane?!
Hes escaped plenty of times.
This is a cash cow that needs to be cashed, now.
>ITS MY MONEY, AND I NEED IT NOW

>>12145201

You sure he isn't the Heavy?

>>12145192
For some odd reason, I'm hearing the Heavy laughing and the Scout yelling, "OH GOD OH GOD IT'S TOO BIG -MMMMFFF! UGH, NOT MY ASSHOLE NO!"

Is this wrong of me?

>>12145213

(BTW, you guys need to decide on suits; maybe we can have a bit of fluff, but then I'm out for the night.)

>>12145201
"You are too Ruskie. You are too."

>>12145201
>mfw Ruskie Is heavies long lost brother.
>Fuck yeah ruskie

>>12145217
Do you tell the guys you serve with this shit in the Heavy voice?

Weren't we going for 3 mediums? And would Corpse be good in his armor with a few modifications to make it less military looking?

>>12145213

He's simultaneously the engineer and the heavy.

I love you so much SOoHG. If we get a Heavy Suit for ourselves that is environmentally safe enough for us to grab the MilTech and bolt, I will forgive you for the BMP, the Time Loop, and the Nerve Gas. . . And for our AK *Jamming* in front of the Controller.

"AK's don't jam."

But right now, I could fall asleep in peace, knowing what has been written here. Thank you SOoHG. If my posting rapidly stops, it means that I passed out. This thread was credit to /tg/.

btw, did we ever manage to get any bits of suit we could cannibalize for our new ones?

>>12145252
No, most of them just stay back out of crotch/ass grabbing range. The ones that have learned and/or out-rank me, anyway. New guys are FUN. Hehe.

>>12145271
Horribly off topic, but there's something about being in the infantry that makes you act like a flaming homo. I'm pretty sure it's the lack of women in combat arms.

1) Environmentally safe suits for all.
2) Heavy that is partially rad-safe that we can bend at the waist in- Bosse.
3) Whatever Twitch wants, probably Medium.
4) Whatever Cosmo wants, dunno.
5) Whatever Damsel wants, dunno.

>>12145269
You've got a few bits, yes.

>>12145255
With the discounts, 3 mediums'll run you 6000 roubles; you guys are juuust short of that. Russkie'll modify Vlad's suit for free, since it's just appearance work and you've satisfied his bloodlust so well.

You might be able to talk Russkie down; could involve a dice roll.

Suggest we go for medium suits all around. Unless we have the physique for a heavy one. Twitch is probably going to end up with a light one, considering his size.

The only suit with full NBC protection is the heavy suit, but you won't do much sneaking, fast walking, or agile movement in it.

Medium's got good hazard protection, slash protection, and bullet protection, but it's not as universal as the heavy suit and more limiting in movement/etc. than the light.

Light skimps on a lot of protection, but it's also very easy to move in and carry stuff with.

Bird doesn't need a new suit, if I remember correctly. And while a lot of armor and rad/anomaly protection is nice, stealth and speed make for better security, in my opinion.

>>12145298
dont talk him down, that could get ugly. see if he wants anything we have for trade

>>12145315
1) Free modification for Cosmo
2) Twitch gets a light
3) Damsel gets a non-heavy
4) We get a heavy.

I may very well pass out in a moment.

>>12145319
But all that sweet ass gear...
Question, he just doesnt have these magically at the moment. May we kindly ask if we may spend the night in his cabin? seeing as its dangerous as hell out there. also, side note, its not wise to let motor live imo.... he could go back to town, yell at his buds...

What would two mediums and a light run us? One of each? A heavy and two lights?

I'd like us, being the leader, to have the most protection so we can take NBC and heavy fire. Also, our rolls are utter shit.

Having twitch and Bird with light means we've got stealthy types.

Whatever armor Cosmo has gets its free mod.
Damsel can get medium.

That sound tactically variable enough, folks?

>>12145349
why not?

>>12145201
>>12145192

>>12145336
7000 if Damsel takes medium, 6000 if light.
>>12145349
2 meds and a light = 5000, heavy and 2 lights = 6000
>>12145335
Russkie expresses interest in your advanced detector, and'll peg ~800 on it.

>>12145349

Seconded.

If that's too much, then we go all medium, with Twitch going light, again considering his stature.

Do we need the anomaly detector? We can sense when a blowout might occur through our ailments.

>>12145360
i'm down with that, i'd like to have at least one heavy suit we can use. Having someone who can risk a few bullet impacts to haul a wounded ally to safety or brave an anomaly far outweighs the penalties

Goddamn I completely forgot about this shit and went and got drunk with my a friend of mine, my brother, and the brother's wife.

I didn't have any straight vodka in honor of you guys, though. That was last week.

Light for Twitch, Medium for Damsel. Lurker says heavy for Bosse; I say medium for him. I'll roll a 1d2. Odd, we go for medium, even we go for heavy, unless someone else has a suggestion or want to vote on it.

>>12145407

/me brofists his bro.

Alright Stalker out of here Getter! What's the total going to be then with One heavy, one medium, and the rests lights, selling him ANYTHING we can afford to sell plus the clothes and teeth fillings from The Scout?

>>12145389
Anomaly detectors are needed for anomalies and finding artifacts; you have another one, but it's a cheap, low-grade type.

Medium sounds good for Bosse

Frosted, this guy

>>12145407

Seconded me on a heavy. Just want you to take that into account.

>>12145430
One heavy + One med + One light = 7000; 6200 if you sell your scientific detector.

You'll need to try and talk him down if you go that way.

Are you physically able to RUN in the heavy suit, Getter? If not, I think that would be a deal breaker. Sprinting to cover, away from explosives, etc., is really important.

Medium for Bosse and Damsel, light for Twitch. Not giving up our advanced detector; we need that shit.

>>12145446
No worries, bro. And note that I'm not rolling.

You know guys.

Lets get the heavy FIRST

Haul out the Mil Stalker gear SECOND

SELL

THEN Buy the rest.

>>12145454
Yes, but it's definitely less easy to move in due to bulkiness. It's no Kiev-research-lab-made military stalker suit.

>>12145430
brofist right back

also guys, remember, this is the cheapest we will ever be able to obtain a heavy suit short of looting one., and this one won't be full of blood, shit, and holes.

We ought to sell any loose item in our backpacks to make up the change to put us at 6000

You have no gear from the military stalkers. Probably a good thing, because if you did, you'd have VX on you, which would mean you'd currently be very, very dead.

>>12145453
"Come on man we went through some shit to get this guy. We Seen things that you'll never see...."

We do not need a heavy. Most likely it should be
US - Light
Twitch - Light
Damsel - Medium
Bird - Light
Vlad - Modify to be Medium

Gives us the sneakyness we want with 2 guys able to tank a few hits AND not so expensive!

rolled 17 = 17

Talking him down, maybe, hopefully, gods please don't hate my dice.

>>12145475

You forget, we don't have the money. And talking down the Heavy doesn't sound like it'd work. At all.

>>12145475
Are you the same guy who suggested the Damsel Ploy?

We've got geniuses in our thread, man!

Who's up for this?! I'm so cool for this! Ask Russkie if we can come back and get the rest of the suits after selling off the mil-tech?

>>12145492

Hot damn! I rolled a good'un!

>>12145481
correction, to 7000

PLUS EVERYONE REMEMBER WE CAN GET OUR JELLYFISH MIXED INTO OUR SUIT :D

>>12145498

Actually, yea. It's me. lol

>>12145492
YOU.
ARE.
AWESOME.


>>cabbile Council

A cabal of white wizards worked day and night to make your roll as awesome as it was. Treasure it.

>>12145505
You. I like you. Stick around.

>>12145498

That's covered in VX. And will probably kill us, if the BMP doesn't.

>>12145475
The Mil Stalker gear covered in V-FUCKING-X? And it's probably not there anymore. And we're 2/2 on the medium/heavy vote. Unless I missed someone.

>>12145523

Still saying we should go medium medium light. Because I'm pretty sure that's the only one we can afford.

>>12145488
Bird doesnt need a suit right now unless i'm mistaken.

I don't care what combo we get, personnally. Medium or heavy, both work with how we roll.

My money would be on medium though, since it's cheaper, and doesn't sacrifice too much mobility.

You guys can talk him down 500 roubles thanks to his good mood and your good roll.

remember, you cannot outrun boolet, and its better to be a little slow, than very dead.

besides, the heavy suit has NBC protection, which the others lack. that means that wearer can reach areas no one else can.

having a heavy suit would be fuckin handy as hell considering we've been making due on rags and old surplus respirators

>>12145523
If the gear is covered in VX, then it's still there. Decontaminate it, sell it.

Also, we just rolled a 17 on talking him down. Let's see what we can do about that heavy armor.

>>12145488
I'm going with Lance on this one. And we really should figure this out soon so Getter and the rest can get to sleep.

2 mediums, 1 light. That puts us at 5000, 4500 with the talking him down. I like this idea.

OK I'm updaiting my list

US - Medium
Twitch - Light
Damsel - Heavy
Bird - Already has his light suit
Vlad - Modify to be Medium

Considering Damsel is the giant woman with the SAW she should have the heavy armor. Anyway its not hard for us to swap gear around later if we end up needing it......

>>12145546

Really? Then if we can, then let's go for it.

Also, let's lay off the mili gear, shall we? I mean, the stuffs contaminated. With the world's worst nerve gas. That will kill us if we get close to it. In a very painful manner.

Final votes, guys?

I don't want to shoot down the milstalker stuff too heavily, but I can't emphasize enough how dangerous and ill-equipped you are to decontaminate their stuff, and you should also consider the BMP: it might not be there any more, but certainly it's been in contact with whoever commanded the hit and they're probably as mad as a Zone hornet hive hit with a grenade.

come on, lets not be "AVERAGE" if we can squeeze out a handful of pocket change we can get one guy in our team to be the motherfuckin juggernaut. Imagine the impression we'd strike with other stalkers. the street cred. No one bats an eye at average suits. but heavy suits, those are status symbols.

Russkie is practically giving them away for a song, we'd be retards to not buy one.

>>12145584

One vote for med/med/light.

>>12145553

Me and a few others are voting heavy.
>>12145378
>>12145475
>>12145492

Just a reminder that we're not all decided on this.
Bird already has a light and Cosmo got his own that can be modded for free.
A light/medium/heavy is going to cost us 6500 roubles. Sell him the fancy detector. It's now 5,700 roubles. We can afford it.

We have three people with lights then, one with medium, and one with heavy. You can't outrun bullets or radiation or VX (unless you burn a fate point), but you can be protected from them.

>>Study Neecum

Please be swayed by my logic.

>>12145568
A TRIPFAG IS ON THE -HEAVY- SIDE, SURELY WE CANNOT FAIL NOW.

>>12145591
And another vote for heavy! Woo!

>>12145568
Once again, throwing my vote in with Lance. Now, I'll stay out of it and let you guys figure it out. In the mean time, I'll be over here, pic related.

>>12145605

We're not selling the advanced detector. That's like selling off our compass or map. Or gun without a spare. We need it to find artifacts.

Also, the price has been brought down within our price range, after someone rolled a 17.

But we're not selling the detector. We don't want to walk into an anomaly that will turn us into paste.

Some notes:

-Even with the discount, heavy/medium/light requires detector sale.
-Vlad's armor is a mere military uniform with a mil-grade ballistic vest, helmet, and gas mask. Russkie will touch his suit up, but it wouldn't be much good against the typical anomaly and environmental hazards.

>>12145625

Even with my super sweet 17?

another vote here for light/med/heavy

having a heavy suit would allow for serious artifact hunting, enough to buy a new dectector. we can manage with a cheap one for a short bit.

>>12145625
Frosted Weasel is with Lance, who is now with the Heavy team.

We're good to go. Sell the detector, acquire light/medium/heavy +touch up Cosmo's suit. Done deal. AND WE CAN ALL SLEEP HALLELUJAH PRAISE THIS THREAD.

Question: What kind of fire can a Medium suit take? A heavy suit?

>>12145625
We have a spare detector, it's just not as good. And we can always stick Corpse in the middle of the pack for protection.

>>12145651
And, please, just Weasel. Using the whole thing sounds so... formal.

>>12145647

Have any of you played any of the stalker games? The most common anomaly, the springboard, is essentially akin to being hit by a car. You really don't survive them. Other ones electrocute, burn you with acid, burn you with fire, or toss you up in the air and tear the flesh from you bones.

We keep the anomaly detector.

Archived. So anyone that wants to go to sleep, it'll be here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12144638/

>>12145656
Amen.

HEAVY SUIT TIME

>>149 invigard

I think captcha knows I'm punch-drunk from lack of sleep. . . IT KNOWS

>>12145672
We have two. We're sellin' one. Relax, broseph, we're not that eager for a heavy suit. Also- BOLTS. GOTTA GET SOME BOLTS

>>12145651
Medium suits take some rifle fire, but have weak points (decent-sized plate-based armor). Heavy suits stand up well against even rifle fire, but limit mobility for it (plates, plates everywhere).

Unless you guys have a change of heart, it'll be light/medium/heavy and detector sale. That'll leave you with like 200 roubles. A couple more minutes and it's done.

>>12145680
>>12145656

I don't understand why you guys don't want to keep the detector. I mean that thing's pretty damn necessary if you ask me. Like I said before, I do believe we are highly allergic to anomalies. And artifacts are nice.

>>12145689
I love you and all you stand for.

rolled 17 = 17

Rolling in hopes that by offering up the JELLYFISH and maybe some other junk we have Ruskie will drop the price again!

>notpartofrolljustgeneraladvice
using the jellyfish inplace of some other anti-rad stuff on the heavy suit...
>/generaladvice

I dont want the damn heavy suit because we wont be able to move for shit! Mediums are just fine for what we're doing, Lurker.

(Oh, and who's the heavy suit for if you DO get it?)

>>12145693
WE HAVE TWO DETECTORS

>>12145687

Well, if you say so... I'm just a little doubtful, you know? I can't tell you how many times I was walking around and BAM. Springboard/whirlygig/vortex and Strelok's dead.

>>12145703

US

>>12145703

Just wondering whos the largest person in the group.

Frankly, whats everyone's size?

>>12145703
I'd say ourselves. LEAD FROM THE FRONT.
Aaand all our rolls are terribad. We can USE that fucking armor.

>>12145693
WE HAVE TWO! We're trading the BETTER of the two, but we will still have one. Also, there are visual and audible cues for anomalies. We just gotta walk a bit more carefully.

>>12145704
We have a high-end detector why get rid of it? Do you want us to die?

>>12145709
Like Dust said:
US.

We're the bigass norseman! We are THOR! A Viking is fine too.

>>12145709
Since players haven't specified, Bosse is assumed to be ~6' (stereotypical big Swede). Damsel comes in at 5'10"-5'11"; Bird at an average 5'9", Twitch at 5'6", and Vlad at around 5'9" as well.

>>12145711
>>12145704

If you guys say so. But like I said, I'd much prefer to keep the detector and just go with medium armor. Mobility plus a decent heads up.

>>12145718
Frosted posted right above you.

Read what he said. He's a cool guy who doesn't afraid to speak logically.

>>12145724
THATS WHAT I'M SAYING!

Damsel should get the heavy in my opinion. Big gun=draw lots of fire. But, you guys do what you want. I'm gonna peace out here pretty quick. When's the next thread gonna be, Getter?

>>12145723
>6"
>big
are you kidding me? I'm 6"4 and I'm not ALL THAT tall compared to others. 180cm is average lol. make him 190 at least.

>>12145723
BOSSE
BORK BORK BORKAN IN HEAVY ARMOR SINCE RUSSKIE TOOK A SHINE TO US

WHEEE!

BORK BORK BORK CAPSLOCK BORK

>>nutivall university
Captcha, you may not send the men in those clean white suits to come take me away until we have our Heavy Armor. This is not acceptable.

>>12145731
>>12145724
We still have a detector, we're selling the newer, fancier one. We won't be detectorless, we'll STILL HAVE A DAMN DETECTOR, and that heavy armor will be a lot more useful for not dieing than a spare detector.

Okay, shall we do a proper vote, like we did for the Cobra?

I vote for keeping the detector, with med/med/light.

>>12145723
Damsel's taller than me? Fuckin' A. Stupid spine compression.

>>12145748
Poll's closed. We already voted. We're getting heavy and selling the detector.

I would rather we have the heavy armor, rather then the high tech detector. We have a basic one, which is good enough.

The armor will save us from bullets, rads, and BIOLOGICAL WEAPONRY.

Remember all that loot we are going to MISS OUT ON if we don't get some NBC gear?

>>12145752
midget.
I say bump them all up at least an inch or two, as it stands they're all below 180cm wtf. Where do you live,the pygmy tribe?

>>12145760

I was just trying to get a proper feel for how we're divided, since we've been going back and forth with this. And we've heard both sides of the argument. Like I said, just to get a proper count.

its easier to buy a new detector than a heavy suit.

our advanced detector isn't worth shit if there is no one that can actually survive enough anomalous conditions to grab the artifacts.

besides bullets are a more common mode of death.

so for now we can get by on a cheap detector while the guy wearing the heavy suit can fish around for stuff in relative safety until we can scrounge up a few artifacts and buy a good detector again.

its not rocket surgery

>>12145766
we're not getting loot out of VX are you retarded? that thing is a deathtrap for everyone not sporting military/research grade decontaminants and EVA suits. not to mention the superiors of the guys we killed will be PISSED AS HELLat us. fuck the gas station.

After considerable discussion that very nearly threatens to deadlock for your first time in the Zone, you finally settle on an order to give Russkie that satisfies all of you. A heavy suit for you, based on your up-close tactics; a light suit for diminutive Twitch, and a medium one for Damsel. Even Vlad benefits; Russkie offers to make his equipment look less blatantly military pro bono.

"You stay here for couple of days, yes? Will take time to complete suits. Motor-Mouth here can be working off his debt with house chores."

"What's to stop me from just leaving," Motor-Mouth asks, only just now recovering from his beating. It's amazing how brazen he is.

"You have no gun, little man, and this is wild Zone. You pay your debt with honest work, I let you go. You refuse, I also let you go. Into chimera den." that's a convincing argument.

"And if you touch one of our guns," you say, "I'll just shoot you. We're not so forgiving as Russkie here," after the beating Motor-Mouth got, "forgiving" hardly seems the right word, but then, he could be dead.

"Very good! Then it is settled," Russkie says, collecting his payment, "I will get to work immediately."

And so he does.

(Next thread should be Tuesday, tomorrow's POSSIBLE but not likely; looks busy for me. Around 8 EST as usual if at all possible.)

>>12145774
Have you read the thread? Arguments have already been presented.

>>12145766
>>12145775

I was unaware that the heavy armor would protect against anomalies/radiation and other things besides bullets/explosions.

>>12145767
Was 5'9" until I started humping around 150lbs of gear in Iraq. It compressed my spine a full inch. Now I've got back and knee problems.

And can anyone else see Bosse having a discussion with himself (all of our posts in the thread) about this suit while the others look on. The new guy turning to Bird and asking, "Why the fuck are you following HIM?"

>>12145782
Passed out for a moment or two. Wkae up and see this. I love you, and goodnight.

SWEET DREAMS FELLOW STALKERS.

>>12145782
Monday or Tuesday?

>>12145782

Aaand that settles it.

While I still much prefer the medium armor, now we can wear a bucket on our head and scream I'M THE JUGGERNAUGHT, BITCH!

We need to do that the next time we enter a room.

>>12145794
sucks bro
the pygmy comment was directed towards SOoHG though. Big man, 6",ha.

>>12145767
Average white male height in Sweden is 5'10;" average male height in general is ~5'9". Women, IIRC, average 5'5" or so.

I can't find statistics on Ukraine to be sure.

Alright, g'night all. And, Getter, again, great job. I'll be checking back regularly, just in case you get a bug up your ass to move the story along. Check you all later.

i know its after the fact but...

you know who wears a heavy suit?

Motherfucking Beard, thats who.

you know who's the bro-est stalker bro to ever buy your artifacts and be like the father you never had?

Motherfucking beard again!

Not wanting heavy armor makes you anti-beard, which makes you bandit scum fit for death.

>>12145797
"Tomorrow" = Sunday.

BTW guys, I'll be around a bit as usual. Questions/Comments/Criticism welcome as always; fun playing with you all.

>>12145816

Can we get a Viking helmet?

Also, RPing on your part is very good, as noted before.

>>12145808
you need to take into account the fact younger generations are magnitudes taller than the older ones. As I said, I'm 6"4 and most of my colleagues are over or around 6". I'm also Slavic, so... :D
also ITT you figure out you're really a giant :P

Have we decided on Vlads stalker name?

>>12145831
I dunno man, I just think you and you colleagues are freaks, the stats I went off of were from the late 90s or 2000s (it was relevant in Twitch and especially Damsel's case).

>>12145848

Colonel Cosmo. Or something along those lines. Because that'd be hilarious.

rolled 1 = 1

>>12145856
ROLLIN FOR CORPSE BEACUSE I FEEL LUCKY
COMN HIGH ROLLER

>>12145848
Colonel Cosmo seems bizarrely popular. I've yet to fluff you guys calling him that; his response should be, uh, interesting...

>>12145868
>1

OOH LAWDY HERE WE COME

>>12145853
younger generations are taller than the general average pretty much everywhere. I think the Balkans place the younger male average around 6"1 though so...

>>12145868
Looks like it is Cosmo.
The dice hath spoken'

i love how seeming defeat, the 1/20 roll with the military stalker fight, got turned into fuck yeah victory by leading the bastards to the gas station's VX barrel. Which in and of itself was nice and exposed thanks to our bungling around and nearly killing ourselves with it.

>>12145947
Sometimes everything goes better than expected.

>>12145983

We have voted, and Heav/Med/Light, sell the detector is the majority.

Advance the storyline man! ADVANCE IT!

>captcha: visubpor plate

Have him install one of those!

>>12145994
he did advance it
we're waiting for heavy to make us this stuff

>>12146013
This. Sorry if I wasn't clear; we're done for tonight. We should be back Tuesday (possibly tomorrow/Sunday, but odds are low).

>>12145983

Although that was a brix shitting moment.

We're kinda cursed on the dice rolls.

>stalker thread
>her
What the fuck is this?

>>12146111
our party features a rather angry lady