No Heresy
No Heresy
Soldier it's better
Free of my fetters
Take it from me
Out in the Eye they have no hope
In pain forever they must cope
While we devotin'
Full time to promotin'
No Heresy

Here in His light, we're happy
As off through miasma they stay
The Lost in the Eye ain't happy
They mourn 'cause the lost the way
But daemons in the Eye is lucky
Cause heretics here I'll find,
That day when I reveal their trech'ry
Guess who's gon' blow their mind? (Soldier: You-? *BLAM*)

No Heresy
No Heresy
Nobody beat us
Enslave or treat us
Ingloriously
We what the daemons like to corrupt
No heresy and their plans disrupt
We got no worries
Nor fear of furies
No Heresy
No Heresy
Since duty'S first here
We suffer no fear
Naturally
Even the surgeon an' the vox
They get the urge to cleanse the pox
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
No Heresy

The guard fights so hard
The marines look so mean
The AdMech fix da tech
And they prayin' serene
The priests kill the beasts
Ogryns start clobberin'
The psyker has lost his soul!
(Psyker: What about my sou-?*BLAM*)
The tanks crush da flanks
Ratlings, their rifles bring
The stormies fallin' out
The sisters, they sing!
The guard and navy
They never are lazy
An' oh I purge the foe!

sup?

No Heresy
No Heresy
When a foul daemon
Tries to corrupt men
My pistol fires free
What do they got? A lot of blood
We spill theirs in sod and mud
Each single man here
know how to pray here
No Heresy
Each young conscript here
My great wrath fear
No Heresy
Each vet'ran here
Know how to last here
That's why it's surer
To live more purer
No matter our places
We in the Emprah's graces
No Heresy

huh

I came.

Man, it doesn't really work when the original is about how it's better to be a layabout stoner in Jamaica than a hardworking American.

>>11984875
Just imagine the little mermaid as a wayward guardsman looking for a chance at daemonhood.

I think it's excellent

>>11984921
The Little Heretic?

>>11984921
considering the antagonist is a fat ugly with some major mutations, yeah it works pretty well

>>11985009
>>11984969
She wants to be part of the Warp?

My god, it's full of win.

I love this kind of post, you have my thanks for laughs op. Even if I don't play 40k.

Archive this at once. O_O

Holy shit. This is possibly the best 40k'd song I've seen.

This is amazing.

I salute you Commissar.

... Late night /tg/ never ceases to amaze me.
I salute you.

Right on.

ARCHIVE THISSSSSSSS

I wake up, pop in here, see two things.
Something about "want to grow a beard, wat do?" and then this.
I couldn't stop laughing. Still can't.

A young, impressionable singer attached to a morale company of the Imperial Guard shirks her approved duty to attend a troop rally, thus angering the Lord General. He assigns the diminutive commissar Sebastian to look after her and keep her in line. Joining the cast are the cowardly and bumbling psyker Flon'durr and scatterbrained techpriest Scuttle.

In an unfortunate turn of events, she saves the life of a Tau noble in the middle of a shattered wasteland, and promptly falls in love with him. Lamenting that it can never be, she stumbles across a chaos cultist named Ursula, who offers her an insidious deal; transformation into a Tau in exchange for her warp signature.

What follows is a heart-wrenching tail of love and devotion, corruption and deception. Worry not, dear audience, for I assure you, no matter how terrible it may seem, I'm sure it will turn out all right; the heretics will be purged.

>>11989005
>diminutive
YOU DARE CALL ME DIMINUTIVE?

>>11989005
I like the turning to chaos one a bit better, imagine the chef as a crazy Greater Daemon of Khorne. Commissar Sebastian is forced into a life and death battle.

captcha: salome thamant

>>11989025
Space Marines, Space Marines
How I love Space Marines
Love to chop and to serve angry men
First I cut off their heads
Then I pull out their bones
Ah mes oui, savez toujours delice

Space Marines, Space Marines,
haw haw haw, hee hee hee
With a cleaver I hack them in two
I pull out what's inside
And I serve it up fried
God, I love angry men, don't you?

Here's something for tempting the palette
Prepared in the classic technique
First you pound the man flat with a malette
Then you slash off their skin
Give their belly a slice
Then you rub some salt in
'Cause it makes it taste nice

Zoot alors, I have missed one!

Sacre bleu, what is this?
How on earth could I miss
Such a sweet little Commisar man
Quel Domage, what a loss
Here we go, in the sauce
Now some flour I think just a dab
Now I stuff you with bread
Don't worry, 'cause you're dead!
And you're certainly lucky you are
'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver pot!
Tout-aloo Space Marine,
Au revoir.

>>11989046
yessssssssssss

captch:navicil nonmonetary
>really?

>>11989025

>The Little Heretic

Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
Heresies untold
How many blasphemes can one volume hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
(Sure) she's got everything...

I've got idols and grimoirs aplenty
I've got icons and buables galore
(You want defiled relics?
I've got twenty)
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

I wanna be where the daemons are
Wanna see 'em gibberin'
Shiftin' around in that
(Whad'ya call it?) oh - miasma
Flappin' your lips you don't get too far
Marks are required for cursin', damnin'
Doomin' the common sheep to
(What's that word again?) torment

In where they fight
In where they scheme
In where they live for all time it seems
Gibbererin' free
Wish I could be
Part of the Warp

>>11989046
Seriously though, nice job

>>11989091

What would I give
If I could live
Outta this material?
What would I pay
To spend a day
Flying the tumults?
Betcha in cults
They understand
Bet they don't reprimand their foll'wers
Dark young cultists
Sick o' prayin'
Waiting to turn

And ready to know what the daemons know
Control their emotions
And get some champions
Who's Skulltaker and why does he-
(Wait. That's his name?) Take skulls?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love
Love to explore the currents above?
The world daemons see
Wish I could be
Part of the Warp

>>11984704
>>11989046
>>11989091

I did the Les Poissons song.. I just want to say... fucking-A, I love /tg/.

The Emperor has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a universe in your hands
And blessed be the guardsmen who fight with all our bravery
'Til only the faithful stand

You see the distant flames
They bellow in the night
You fight in the Emperor's name
For what we know is right
And when you all get shot and cannot carry on
Though you die, the Imperium lives on

You may get stabbed in the head with a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death or skinned alive or worse
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to run
For though you die, the Imperium lives on

Blame xenos!
Blame xenos!
Because this galaxy's gone awry!
Tomorrow night these freaks will die!

Tomorrow night!
Our lives will change!
Tomorrow night!
We'll be entertained!
An Exterminatus!
What a sight!
Tomorrow night!

Out there, there's so much room
Where Tau preach and 'Nids consume
Tomorrow night out there is doomed
So I will be crusading soon

Shut yer zoggin' mouf, snotling zogger
Yer a grot lovin' zog-wit, snotling zogger
Looks like we'z gonna git beat
Green iz best, da 'umies cheat!

Why did the Emperor start this war?
What the fuck are we fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?

When the xenos are dead and gone
(I want to destroy out there!)
Humanity will see a new dawn

>>11989251
They may cut your dick in half
(Tomorrow night!)
And serve it to a squig
(Our lives will change!)
And when it hurts you'll laugh
(Tomorrow night!)
And dance a dickless jig
(We'll be entertained!)
But that's the way it goes
(An Exterminatus!)
In war you're shat upon
(What a sight!)
Though we die, the Imperium lives on
(Tomorrow night!)

Now the light it fades
And darkness settles in
But I will find strength
I will find pride within
Because although I die
Our freedom will be won
Though I die, the Imperium lives on

>>11984756
>>11984746
>>11984728
>>11984704

...doesn't this mean the movie ends with the female protagonist living happily in chaos?

>>11989265
No. Read the last line of
>>11989005

The hwonly hway to get what hy'u want is to woorsheep chaos yooorsehelf.

>Do you do that?

Mah deer, schweet child. Eet's wat hy do. Eet's what hy leeve fo-oor.
To help unfoor-toonate hoomans lyke yoorshelf.
Poor souls wif no woon elsh to turn to.

Hy hadmit that een thee pasht Hy've been ah nashty
H'they weren't keeddeeng when h'they called me, well, a weetch
But yu'll find that nowadays
Hi've meended h'all my ways
Reepeented, seen the light, and made a switch
To theeeeeees

And Hy foortunahtly know a little maygik
eet's a talent that Hy always have pohssess'd
And dear mahreen, please don't laff
I yoo'se eet on behalf
Of the meeserabel, the lonely, and deepresssed
Potheteec

Poor h'unfortoonate souls
h'In pain, h'in need
Thees one rooning from inqueestoor
That h'one wants to be weeth hoorus
And do I heelp theem?
Yesh, h'indeed
Those Poor h'unfortoonate souls
So shad, so true
They coom flocking to mah altah
Crahying, "Shpells, Cay-oss, pleash!"
And Hy help zhem!
Yesh Hy do

Now heet's happened onzh or twize
Shomeone cooldeent pay the prysh
And hy'm h'afraid hy had to rake 'em 'crosh the cools
Yesh Hy've had the odd coomplaint
But on zhe whoole Hy've been a shaint
To thosh pooor h'unfortoonate shouls

Have weesh got a deal?


>If I worship chaos, I'll never be with my emperor again.


But yoo'll have yoor Khorne, heh heh. Lifeshs fooll of tough choishes, eesn't eet? Heh heh.

>>11984704
Here's for you

>>11989489
op, best song is this one.

OP please do 'A whole new World'

That was always my favourite disney song...

In fact.. I can already think of a theme for you: A whole new WAAAAAAAGGH

>Look at /tg/
We got a long way to go..

Let's hold down the line, To defeat the 'Crons
Did they send heretics, When I asked for dogs?
You're the saddest bunch, I ever met, But you can bet
Before we're through, Mister, I'll make a Guardsman out of you

Tranquil as a graveyard, But on fire within,
Once you find your orders, you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, heretic lot
And you haven't got a clue, Somehow I'll make a guardsman out of you

I'm never gonna catch, my breath
Say good-bye to those who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting genes
This guy's got 'em shot to death
Hope he doesn't fire right through me
Now I really wish that I knew how to shoot

(Be guardsmen)
We must march as the coursing river
(Be guardsmen)
With all the force of the great Emprah'
(Be guardsmen)
With all the strength of his righteous fire
Expendable as the dark side of our boots

Time is racing toward us till the 'Crons arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're unsuited for the all-out-war
So line up, blindfold you're through
How could I make a guardsman out of you?

(Be guardsmen)
We must march as the coursing river
(Be guardsmen)
With all the force of the great Emprah'
(Be guardsmen)
With all the strength of his righteous fire
Expendable as the dark side of our boots

(Be guardsmen)
We must march as the Coursing river
(Be guardsmen)
With all the force of the great Emprah'
(Be guardsmen)
With all the strength of his righteous fire
Expendable as the dark side of our boots.

>>11989402
>>11989451
>>11989489
ooooooooowwhh maaaaaaaay gggwaaaaaad

Gork, it disturbs me to see yer, Ghazghkull
Lookin' so down in da dumps
All of da boyz want to be you, Ghazghkull
Even when takin' yer lumps
Dere's no other ork wots as fighty as you
You're everywun's numba 1 guy
All of da humies are frightened of you
And it ain't very hard to see why

No one's slick as Ghazghkull
No one's quick as Ghazghkull
No one's skull's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no ork in town half as orky
Cunnin' and gots the most brawn!
You can ask any Mekboy or Herda
And they'll tell you whose WAAAAAGH they'd prefer to be on

No one's been like Ghazghkull
A warboss like Ghazghkull
No one's got such a 'uge power klaw like Ghazghkull

As a specimin', yes, I'm intimidating!

My what a guy, that Ghazghkull!

>>11984704
I caught myself singing this earlier... in his voice. It was wonderful.
I could see this catching on. Plus it'd get me way more interested in 40K.

Epic bread

>>11989966
Sauce? Seriously, that panel alone's fapworthy.

>>11990182
She has a penis.

I'd do Hellfire, from Hunchback of Notre Dame, but all it would involve would be replacing every instance of "Maria" with "Emperor", and "Gypsy" with "Xenos"

>>11990244
This is /tg/. Home of xenophilia, monstergirls, traps, futa, and every other bizarre kink you can think of. We're /d/ with a blue background.

No-one here will care about a chick who's packing a dong.

>>11990070
>Gaston.
So close, yet so far. To be fair, Gaston is an honorary Ork.

Must not let this thread die.

>>11990244

And?

bumpan for great archiving

Way back in the day, I once sung the entirety of The Bells of High Terra, and did pretty well, I think.

Unfortunately, I didn't have a mic at the time.

I've got a couple of idea, but I can't get any of the lyrics to scan. Maybe someone with a little more talent can get these to work:

A Dark Eldar version of "Be our guest".
"Friend like me" sung by Tzeentch.

>>11990244
Not a sauce. GIEF SAUCE.

Ghazgkhull-
WHO DAZ ‘AT YARRICK FINK E IZ?
AT UMIE AS MESSED WITH DA WRONG ORK!
NO ONE SEZ NO TO GHAZGKHULL!
STOMPED! SQUISHED!
LAUGHED AT BY THE BOYZ!

GROTSNIK-
YOU BOSS? NEVER!

duff it disturbs me to see you, Ghazgkhull,
Looking like one of these grubs
All of da boyz want to be you, Ghazghkull
Even when scratching your nubz
There's no one as ard or as fighty as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite Ork
Everyonez wowed and inspired by you,
Cos you are the prophet of Gork!

Ghazgkhull promised himself he'd be married to Yarrick!

Well the Emperor had his twenty sons
Ghazghkull more Orks than you could count
But you're better off than anyone
You got an ally they can't surmount
You got some power in your corner now
Magic both wonderful and strange
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is embrace the change
And I'll say

Mister traitor, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me see your mind
Just real quick
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

I'll give you any form you want
One arm, two or three
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

I pride myself on changing worlds
You're my guy
My one, you'll see
So you turned to dust
Where is your trust?
Surely you're not blaming me?

Where I am taking you
You won't need eyes to see
I'll give you an extra head instead
You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your darkest prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
I know your life has been so unfair
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? Tell me what's your goal
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is give me your soul

Mister traitor, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!

Sorry I didn't finish, I got tired.

Oh, and thersh ish one more thing.
H'we haven't deescoossed the soobject of paymeent.

>But I don't have-

Hy'm not h'askeeng mooch, jush a token reeelly, a trifle!
What Hy h'want from you ish - to sherve Kay-oss

>Chaos? But without my emperor how can I-

H'you'll have Noorgle, and preetty Tzeentch
And don't underestimate the importance of Slaanesh worsheep, ha!

Thee mahrines back home don't like a lot of blabber
They theenk a man whoo goszhips is a hereetic!
Yet in kay-oss iz prefered for mahrines to forshake theer Lord
And h'after all dear, what ish the Empeerah for?

Coom on, weer not h'all that impresshed with all the spaisch woolfs
whe h'avoid ultramahreens when whe can
But whe dote and swoon and fawn
On a Night Lohdsh or thee Thoushand shons
It's they who sherve Kay-oss and sherve our plaan.

Come on you Poor h'unfortoonate souls
Go ahead!
Make yoor choize!
Hy'm a very bizhy woman and Hy haven't got all day
It won't cozht much
Jush yoor faith!
You Poor h'unfortoonate souls
Ish shad but true
If h'yoo want to crosh the breedge, my schweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a goolp and take a breath
And go ahead and shign the scrooll
Hashut, Melkirth now I've got him, boyzh
Slaanesh ish on a roll
This Poor h'unfortoonate souls!

fin

>>11989966
>>11990182
>>11990244
>>11990410
>>11990729

NO SAUSE.

GIEF SAUSE

I am so intrigued by the Guardsmen who falls to Chaos through cultist chan despite the watchful eyes of Commissar Sebastian.

>>11993124
Clearly a marine. The Guardsmen are in the Mulan spinoff.

>>11992569
>>11992398
>>11989489
>>11989451
>>11989402

Sure if want.

theonly thing i am wondering right know

why is that chaos cultis speaking i that manner? aner where are all those pictures from, I encounter them LOTS but dont know source (apart from kaos)

>>11993231
That's cultist chan. I'm not sure why she speaks that way but tg and drawfags love her. I did that song but don't actually know anything about 40k otherwise I could probably tell you.

YEEEEESSS! CAME. EVERYWHERE.

>>this thread

This is still here? Has this been archived yet?

>>11993231

I'm pretty sure that the way she speaks, and some of the common lines (particularly ones about capturing things for chaos) come from the way the chaos cultists in Dawn of War games speak.

[Inquisitor Frollo]
Living-Saint Catherine
You know me by my pious fame
Through my duties I have justly served

Living-Saint Catherine
You know I've done much in your name
The unclean, mutant, heretic, all purged

Then tell me, Catherine
Why my solemn judgement yaws?
Why her lucious form still haunt my dreams?

I feel her, I see her
My flesh caught on craving claws
Nightmarish visage full of all extremes

These whispers
Dark whispers
These whispers from within
Unholy
Dark powers
Are forcing me to sin

It's not my fault
I am the law

It is the she-deamon
The bitch who is the flaw

It's not my fault

For His great plan

I've faught the daemon more then any other man!

Protect me, Catherine
Save me from pondemonium
Don't let her taint my flesh and bone
Banish Esmeralda
And let her taste holy promethium
Or else let her be mine and mine alone

[Guardsman]: Inquisitor Frollo, the She-daemon has escaped.
[Inquistor Frollo]: What?
[Guardsman]: She's nowhere in the fortress...she's gone.
[Inquisitor Frollo]: But how, I...nevermind! Get out, you idiot!
I'll find her! I'll find her if I have to glass the entire system!

Dark Whispers
Crazed Whispers
Now daemon, it's your turn
Choose me or
the traitors
Be mine or you will burn

Emperor forgive her...
Emperor forgive me...

But she will be mine
Or she will burn!

>mfw this entire thread

>>11993381
I came, so hard.

Why has nobody done something with Friends on the Other Side?

Wait never mind in the grimdarkness...blah blah no niggers.

I never thought Chaos marines essential
They're crude, and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain...

I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as Nurgle's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking Decay and Hedonism
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for the Daemons of Chaos
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
[Marines:]
And where do we feature?
[Khorne:]
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
So you'll be rewarded
When at last all humanity falls
And the Emprah will fall to his knees!
Heresy!

>>11990855

MOAR

I have no idea what is going on, but i think its something very, very good.

>>11993181
And on that note:

What did you expect, from filthy little sense-freaks?
Their stinking wretched kind are like a curse.
They hide behind their poision and their musk
Lays pathetic empty husk
Their skin is weak and soft BUT WORSE!

They're Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
Miserable Pleasure doll!
Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
Their decadence will fall!

They lust for all they see,
Which means they're after our hides!
We must loose the dogs of Khorne!

They're Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
Sickly shrieking cowards!
Now we loose the dogs of Khorne!
----
This is what we wanted!
The boors are on their way
Their thirst for blood will lead them to our sway

Beneath their armor bronze
Their hearts will shatter from our songs
We wonder if they'll want to play!

We're Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
Most potent of the dark gods!
Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
Pleasure is our pride.

They enjoy nothing more than war
Which means they must be repressed!
We must show them the joy of our side!

The Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
First a little party!
Then we slays the dogs of Khorne!

Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
Drain them to the last men!
Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
Now it up to us men!
Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
Beseech the one true god then-
We will loose the dogs of Khorne!

>>11993471
I read that in his voice...

damn you favorite childhood Disney villain.

>>11993470
...but there's nothing to shoop! A tzeentchian changer CHANGES. Song ironically remains unchanged!

>>11993592
holy... must get movie now...

dear kord.

>>11993592
and damn is that some just as planned shit or what?

Ultramarine:
Well, I've hunted Tyranids and I've seen what they can do.
The Titan will make off with your children!
Crowd:
(gasp)
Ultramarine:
He'll come after them in the night.


Marine:
We're not safe until they're dead
Guardsmen:
He'll come stalking us at night
Woman:
Set to sacrifice the Emprah to his monstrous appetite
Commissar:
They'll wreak havoc on our Legion if we let him wander free
Ultramarine:
So it's time to take some action, boys
It's time to follow me
Through the warp, and through Macragge
Through the darkness and the Milky Way
It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride
Say a prayer, then we're there
At the center of a hive fleet
And there's something truly terrible inside
It's a titan! He's got fangs
Razor sharp ones!
Massive paws, killer claws for the feast
Hear him roar! See him foam!
But we're not coming home 'til he's dead--
Good and dead!
Kill the Beast!

Guillaume:
We'll rid the galaxy of these Tyranids!
Who's with me?
Marines:
I am! I am! I am!
Mob:
Load your Lasgun! Mount your rhino!
Guillaume:
Say a prayor to the great Emprah!
Mob:
We're counting on Guillaume to lead the way!
Commissar:
In a ship, through known space
Where within a massive hive fleet
Something's lurking that you don't see ev'ry day!
Marines:
It's a Titan! One as tall as a mountain
We won't rest 'til he's good and deceased
Sally forth! Tally ho!
Grab your flamer and your maul!
Praise the Emprah and here we go!
We don't like
What we don't understand
In fact it scares us
And the Tyranids mysterious at least
Bring your guns!
Bring your swords!
Save your children and your wives
We'll save our Imperium and our lives
We'll kill the Beast!
Guillaume:
Fine me a gunship, and make it a big one!
Kill whatever Tyranids you can find.
But remember, the Titan is MINE!

>>11993674
Are all these the same person?

>>11993870
No, I did
>>11993674
>>11993471
>>11989402
and I imagine there are several other posters for the other songs.

Oh say can you see,
through Imperial might.

What so proudly we served,
through faith keep us willing.

His servants and soldiers,
Through the perilous fight,
from the ramparts we watched,
were so gallently dying.

And the lasguns' red flare,
shells bursting in air,
gave prove through the night,
that our lord was still there.

Oh say does that Astronomican yet shine,
from the top of terra,
to guide all of mankind.

>>11993905
>>11993899

>>11993916
On the worlds dimly seen,
through the rifts of warp space.

Where the the foe's corrupt host,
in dread silence reposes.

What is that which gives hope?
No foe can ever erase?
As it faithfully shines,
half conceals, half discloses?

Now it matches the grace,
of the most sacred place.
In full glory reflected
now shines on man's race.

Tis' the Astronomican, Oh long may it shine,
from the top of terra,
to guide all of mankind.

>>11993925
And where is Horus,
who so hauntingly swore.

Through the havoc of war,
and heresy's confusion.

A home and a empire,
shall forsake us no more!

His soul was wiped out,
his kind burns with corruption.

No refuge could save
the heretic and knave.
From the terror of flight,
or the doom of the grave,

And the Astronomican, in triumph doth shine,
from the top of terra,
to guide all of mankind.

>>11993899

>>11993943
Oh thus be it ever,
when guardsmen shall stand.

Between their loved home,
holding the endless frontline!

Blest with victory and peace,
given by His hand.

Praise his Power that hath,
made and preserved us so divine.

And conquer we must,
when our cause it is just.
And this be our motto:
"In Him is our trust."

And the Astronomican, in triumph shall shine,
from the top of terra,
to guide all of mankind.

Ave Imperator.

4chan, warping your favorite Disney movies into 40k. Including the songs. And making it awesome.

...christ, Warhammer 40k is becoming crossed over almost as much as Touhou.

>>11993887
ah ok

I only did the first version of the Gaston song, and I suggested Friend Like Me, but didn't write it. Still tangling with "Be our guest"

Bless my soul
Yarrick was on a roll
Commander of the week in every Imperial poll
What a bro
Yarrick could stop a show
Point him at a Waaagh for a decisive blow
He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a legend
He's a hero
Here was an old man banished from home
From zero to hero he got there alone
Zero to hero on his own

When he scowled
The Orks went wild with
Fear and awe
And they even feared
His power claw
(His power "klaw")

From tons of men and a personal tank
Our Yarrick had a war to fight
Now a commander he had Orks to spank
He could show you
the Imperium's might

Hail Imperator
Yarrick was made for war
Grim and undefeated
Xenos fear his mighty roar
Soldiers lined up
Just to kneel at his feet
And his baleful eye
Glared with a furious heat

Yarrick, he comes
He sees, he conquers
Whoa, the men were
Going bonkers
He had the mental and physical scars
From zero to hero a commissar
Zero to hero what a shining star

Who put the cum in commissar?
Yarrick!
Who gave Creed his cigars?
Yarrick!
Isn't he bold?
No one braver
Isn't he good?
Armageddon's saviour
Yarrick, Yarrick

Bless my soul
Yarrick was on a roll
Undefeated
Riding high
And the most loyal guy
Never retreated

He was a nothin'
A zero, zero
Now he's a leader
He's a hero

He hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
Yarrick is a hero
Now he's a hero
Yes indeed!

>>11993887
And you don't know anything about WH40k?

Still no sause. I am disappoint.

>>11994098
Only the little bits that I pick up here. I did the cultist chan voice by downloading a folder full of images of her and trying to adapt it to song.

As I browse through the minis of my local game store.
I took a look at myself, and realized, I'm very poor.
But that's just perfect for a fa/tg/uy like me.
Cause you know I bought that space marine battle company.

At four thirty in the morning, dice are rolling. PCs are dying, whole session railroading...Fools!

I've been raging and planning so long that even my mother thinks my mind is gone.
I'm a man of the die, I've passed my knowledge check. Get a codex in my hand and beard on my neck. If I finish painting early, and if you get Matt.
Then tonight I'm putting on my wizard robes and hat.

>>11994160
We been spending most our lives
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
I've played FATAL once or twice
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
It's hard work in rolling dice
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
We buy minis at high price
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise

Mmm, Warp
Mmm, deviance
Aah, corruption
Oooh, death

Fire and smoke, poison sludge
Diseased clouds and toxic muck
Nurgle beneath me, Khorne up above
Ooh, you'll love my (ah-ah-ah) Chaos love
Chaos love

I see the Empire and all the people in it
I grab 'em quick and spit 'em out when finished
I feed off their power, it's growing by the minute
And pretty soon you're gonna see me wallow in it

I feel good, a special kind of Warp-y
Marines and Orks depress and frankly bore me
I think I'll spew them all with cyanide saliva
Pour me a puke cocktail and take me to the driver

Filthy brown acid rain
Pouring down like egg chow mein
All that's foul, all that's stained
Breeding in my toxic brain

And after dinner I could go for something sweet
Revenge for all those years locked in the Warp!
I'll crush and grind all creatures great and small
And put up battlezones and shiny firing halls.

'Cause greedy Space Marines will always lend a hand
With the destruction of this worthless Empire land
And what a beautiful machine they have provided
To slice a path of doom with my foul mind to guide it

Hit you one time
Hit you twice
Ah, ah, ah
That's rather nice

Oil and grime, poison sludge
Diesel clouds and noxious muck
Nurgle beneath me, Khorne up above
Ooh, you'll love my (ah-ah-ah) Chaos love
Chaos love.

>>11994268
Tim Curry is so much of a Slaanesh worshipper it's not even funny.

>>11994192
A local boy made a Mary Sue last week, I just approved it, and saved my mad critique.
I really don't care, and didn't even rage.
Cause I dumped the Lady of Pain on him, flaying his mage.
But I ain't never punched weeaboos, even if they deserve it. A Fa/tg/uy who works out? You know thats unheard of.
I'm obese and smelly, but I got the best army. And my homies agree, it did win the tourney...fool
If come for the stories, you'll be wrecked to tears.
We have C.S Goto raping well known canon for years.
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just autistically impaired.

There's chain fist, chain swords and power claws.
In our life hobby.
Like the Cthulhu mythos.
It's as grim and dark as can be.

Well the Big E had his space marines
And the guard had their storm troops
Well there boy your in luck it seems
It's a breeze killin' all those mooks
You got some power from Slaanesh now
And he's got mutations to spare
You got some spunk, pizzazz, fashion and how!
You see I can give you that little flair
And I'll say~

Mister dark cultist sir, what will your pleasure be?
Lemme give ya that instant satisfaction now
You ain't never had a god like me.
Oh no no.

Life is your catalogue
And there's a shipping fee~
Just tell me what it is you want
You ain't never served a god like me.

Oh yes, we indulge ourselves on pleasure
I'm the king, the queen, the fool
Tell me what you want
I'm your savant
I'm the hedonistic god of cool

Go check out those daemonettes
Or do whatever you please
The Casino's up, Come place your bets
You ain't never served a god like me

>>11994318
We been spending most our lives
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
We're just fat and nerdy guys
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
A hive full of sin and vice
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
We all fight, by rolling dice
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise

Only two votes to archive on 4chanarchive?!

>>11994361
Check it on suptg.

>>11994371
Ah, well I guess 6 is better.

>>11994429
Seven, just voted.

>>11994268
The final one should've been "Slaanesh beneath me, Tzeentch up above".

>>11994468
..damn. I should fix them to read properly.

Good catch, anon.

Greatest thread on all of tg

I'm going to bed, and when I get up, this thread better still be around, or I will rage like no one has raged before.

>>11995316
voted to archive, Hopefully it'll be on suptg.

>>11995382
10 votes, it'll probably stay now.

Enough of that babbie's music
Time for some metal

Dice pounding in my table, I think it's gonna burst,
Cheetos dirting my books, I don't know which is worse,
I hear arguing that 4th ed is kinda gay ,
One of us is nerd raging and the other one's THATGUY
Stay Calm, don't be alarmed, it's just another day,
Back At The FLGS

toasting

So, in 5 years, I've never voted to archive something.

How exactly do I do that?

>>11997657
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
Find the thread you're looking for
11984704 in this case
and vote for it over on the right.

Wow, this awesome thread is still here.

>this entire thread

We need an Eldar version of Paint with all the Colors of the Wind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMZaf5atULw

>mfw this entire thread

>>11994268
Meh, the song was already perfectly Nurgle enough. Don't see the point in changing so much of it.

Sorry. Haters gonna hate and all. Good job for what you were trying to do, and this thread is still awesome.

>>11993592
"Don't you disrespect me, little 'bold!
Don't you derogate, or deride...
You're in my fort now, not your fort
And I've got friends under ad-man-tide."

"Step into my office, put your mind at ease
If you'll relax, it'll enable me to do, anything I please.
I can read your future
I can change it around some too
I can look deep in-to your heart and soul...
(You do have a soul now, don't you, Lareebis?)
...Make your wildest dreams come true.

I got fey moods, I got good food
I got things I ain't even even tried!
And I've got friends under admantide."

"The walls, the walls, the walls they tell...
The past, the present and the future as well~
The walls, the walls, just- pick- three...
Take a step into your future with me...

Now you young dorf are from un-der the hill
You come from ancestry most no-bill
(I'm a noble myself on my mother's side)
You're here to try
But you're short on gold
You need six other dwarfs less cunning than bold.

>>12002138
(Momma cut you off, eh explorer? Now you've got to strike the earth, but mining ties you down, keeps you in one place...but freedom, takes speed.)

It's the speed, it's the speed, it's the speed you need...and when I look into your future it's the speed that I see.

"On you, little 'bold, I don't want to waste much time
You've been too short all your life
You can't bite 'em, or spite 'em, or derite 'em
And if you was smarter, you'd still lack for height.
But in your future, the you I see...!
Is the dorf you've always wanted to be!

C'mon boys, shake my hand...
Won't you shake...a poor miner's hand...?
Yessss...

Are ya ready?
(Are ya ready?)
Are ya, reaaa-dy?
Transformation central!
(Transformation central!)
Transformation central!
(Transformation central!)
Transmogrification central!
Can ya feeeel it?
You're changin', you're changin', you're changin' alright.
I hope you're satisfied~

But if you ain't, don't blame me...
You can blame my friends under ad-man-tiiiide!
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Less 40k than DF, but hey.

>mfw when I have something like this but it is StarCraft related