>>10729857
Start her off with something mellow, like beer, or hard lemonade... OOOH! Coconut rum is a good one!

>>10729930
hard liquor is PROBABLY a bad idea at first.
Make sure she gets something to eat as well, getting drunk on an empty stomach SUCKS!
Well... the hangover the next day does anyway

>>10729974
Learn to hydrate better. Lack of food makes the alcohol hit harder and a hangover is just dehydration.

>>10729974
Not when you stick to vodka.

I feel like drawing but need some prodding as to what to to. Anyone have any preference as to what they see next?

Sage for wish fulfilment quest.

>>10729930
>>10729974
>>10729989
>>10730009
Firstly, you warn her to stay hydrated, hangovers are no fun at all. Stepping into the bar you hear music coming up from the basement. Samantha and Amanda head down without hesitation, and the two of you follow. Samantha immediately disappears into the large crowd of dancing people, while you follow Amanda to the bar. Looking up at the drink list, you're impressed. They seem to have everything. Amanda leans over the bar and talks to the barman, you nods and ducks under the bar. A few moments later he comes up with a dark and oily looking drink in a very think mug, it sizzles faintly.
"I'll let you order me something... make is sweet please?" Emmie seems to be a little nervous with the crowd.

>>10730058

>>10730083
Well get a rum and coke for yourself and get her a... well hard lemonade? or a beer?

can you draw a picture of the unappropriate use of sacred oil of yesterday?

>>10730211
Beer isn't really sweet though. Hell I don;t drink beer, IS there something sweet?

>>10730315

Maybe a daiquiri? If I remember right they're sweet type of drink

>>10730218
I'm not entirely sure that my art style or talent is appropriate for direct sexual scenes. Hell, my attempt at Emmie in the door way was nothing but fail. Maybe once I have some more practice. I actually decided to draw something brought up in the dwarf women thread but that's going pretty fast and will try and do some KQ stuff tonight as well.

Slow night tonight.
>>10730211
>>10730315
>>10730366
You consider ordering her a beer, but in your experience, beer is more bitter. Ordering yourself a rum and cola, you finally decide to get her a hard lemonade. You tell the bartender to run a tab, you have a feeling you'll be here a while.
Sipping her drink, Emmie shudders. "It's tasty at first, but the aftertaste is gross!"
Amanda laughs and takes a swig of her... drink. You swear you see a spark jump off her Mechatendrite. "You'll get used to it!"
As you sip on your own drink, you see Samantha in the crowd, talking with several young men. She wanders over to the far end of the bar, with the boys in tow. Several of them start ordering drinks. Emmie tugs on your shirt. "Another one?" She's already finished her bottle.

>>10730441
"Obviously you don't mind the aftertaste TOO bad." Order another but warn her to pace her drinks.

>>10730441
Careful. Shes a Krieger, meaning she is genetically predisposed to alcoholism.

>>10730441
order her a coconut rum and sprite mix. It's tastier then it sounds.

>>10730478
>>10730504
>>10730545
You chuckle and wave at the barman. Ordering another lemonade you continue sipping on your drink.
About an hour later, everyone in the party has had a significant amount to drink. Emmie is smiling and giggling, rocking on her stool, and you feel the pleasant warmth of liquor. Samantha is again on the dance floor, and seems to be giving several poor men blue balls and Amanda... Well Amanda is in the corner, doing what looks for all the world like flirting with the karaoke machine.
Emmie stands, and giggling, sits back down. Standing up again, she grabs your hand. "Come on! Lets dance!" She smiles and sways a bit.

>>10730634
As drunk as she is, this is probably bad... do it anyway.

>>10730634
I know Kriegers do ballroom dancing but I'm interested to see what she'll do in a bar/club.

>>10730634
Maybe we need to pry the drunk Techpriestess away from the machine?

>>10730738
I'm interested to see if she can sweet talk coins from it.

>>10730758
lol

>>10730689
>>10730709
You yourself are more then just buzzed, and so you sway yourself onto the dance floor. Only after you get there do you realize that you have no idea how to dance. So you begin imitating the strange shuffle most of the other male patrons seem to be doing. Emmie, on the other hand, is swaying and laughing. What she's doing could probably be considered dancing, but combat boots are not what one normally wears when clubbing. She ALSO seems to be too drunk to care. She ends up in your arms, not unpleasantly shuffling against you.
Samantha passes by with a man in tow, and then a different one several minutes later. She come closer and smiles. "I'm glad the two of you could make it!"
Suddenly, the music stops. "I just want... I just want everyone to know... that I love this machine! She is the best... best thing to happen to me! And... and we all need love! Love people! I'm not supposed to love, I'm half machine! But love... love... we all need it!" Amanda is standing int he DJ booth, fondling the turntable.

>>10730840
... yeah... maybe we should leave? And hope no one saw us come in with the crazy drunk machine girl.

bump

>>10730903
Looking around frantically, you asses the situation. Half the crowd is laughing at the drunk, the other half is getting angry. Samantha is edging her way to the stage, completely mortified.
With a gentle tug on Emmie's sleeve you slip through the crowd. Pausing only long enough to settle your tab, you beat a hasty retreat out of the bar. Emmie slumps against you, using your arm for support. "I don't feel to good... and I'm hungry. Can we go somewhere?"
Luckily for you, a cab pull sup to the curb. Unluckily for you, it's the cab from earlier. "Hey buddy! I think you owe me something!"

>>10731029
Pay the man, a lady should not be made to walk, especially when inebriated.

>>10731029
Pay the dude then go so someplace to eat.
And consider a hotel?

>>10731052
And then ask for his recommendations for a place to eat. Pay him a bit more than we owe, just to be sure we're aimed down the wrong alley, or anything of the sort.

>>10731085
>we're not

>>10731052
>>10731081
>>10731085
You sheepishly walk up to the cab and give the man his fare, and a tip. Getting into the back seat with Emmie, who is still glued to your arm, you ask the man for restaurant recommendations. He grins and pockets the money. "Well... At this hour..." You just now notice that night fell while you were in the bar, you spent a lot longer in there then you thought. "I'd say your best bet would be this burger place around here. Sherman's. Good food, and open all night. Oh, but this time you pay BEFORE you get out!"
A short car trip later you step into the restaurant. Plastic booths and hard chairs, pretty standard fair. A bored young woman stands behind the counter chewing gum. Emmie stares at the menu and sways. "I'll have... the chicken nuggets and a chocolate shake!" She's still giggly and happy, despite not being able to stand straight. You get yourself a cheeseburger and a cola. Sitting down, Emmie begins happily munching on her food. "We need to go shopping tomorrow! I need some civilian clothes... and you need stuff too! Oooh! We should stay at a hotel tonight, a fancy one pretty please?" She leans across the table and kisses your nose. "I love you!"
You stop for a second... This is the first time she's said that.

>>10731195
Mumble and blush.

We've got to keep in mind she's inebriated, this might just be the alcohol. Praise the Emperor if it isn't, but let's not assume.

>>10731195
>Liquored up
>Chocolate shake

Enjoy your pet vomit fountain, folks. Sexy time is officially canceled for the next 24 hours.

>>10731211
>>10731233
dudes, we've been with this girl for several months. Hell WE GAVE UP OUR LIVES FOR HER!
If that's not love, I don;t know what is.

>>10731236
I never feel right with sleeping with a drunk girl, even one I'm dating. It feels too underhanded.

>>10731241
Good point. Still, assuming makes and ass out of you and me.

>>10731195
It's probably the liquor talking, but all the same tell her you feel the same.
Then go find a hotel preferably not something too expensive, she probably wont know the difference.

>>10731278
She asked for something nice, heathen. We get her something nice. Not five-star, but nice.

Remember we have to check in with the ship every night. I think the captain would understand if we only call in rather than dropping by.

>>10731254

You've slept with her sober. Therefore, sleeping with her drunk isn't taking advantage of her. Man up, Nancy.

>>10731211
>>10731233
>>10731241
>>10731254
>>10731278
>>10731236
>>10731294
You aren't sure what to say. Is this just her being drunk? She smiles and giggles, and you tell her you love her too. You gave up your job, your family, basically everything because you wanted to go with her. Plus finding out she may be one of the only other people who can stand being around you for more then a day puts things in a certain light. She stands up and sits back down next to you, kissing you again. She leans on your shoulder. "Glad I ended up in your trunk." She begins to gently snore.
After finishing up your food and waking Emmie up, it's time to leave. Hailing another cab, a different driver this time, you ask for the nearest... lets say a high end 3 star place? The cabbie drops you off in front of a 6 story white building. The Mernot Inn.
"Oooh... I'm not..." Emmie drops to her hands and knees and begins to violently expel her dinner, along with most of her drink.

>>10731322
I know it's not, but it still feels like it.

>>10731309
Good call. Phone it in.

SAY YOU LOVE HER BACK YOU GRUNDLETHUDERING DICKMUNCH.

>>10731357
FUCKING YAY... but also GROSS

>>10731349
Hold back the lady's hair for her, bring her inside when she's done, get her to drink a bit more, and get her to rest.

We are elegan/tg/entlemen, dammit!

>>10731349
DUDE! Hold her hair back!

>>10731349
Fun get a room, make sure Emmie gets to the restroom, and make sure you call the captain and tell her where your staying.

>>10731369
>a bit more water
3 AM Derp

>>10731369
INDEED WE FUCKING ARE.

>>10731369
>>10731378
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>>10731374
>>10731375
>>10731309
All of this.

>>10731309
>>10731353
>>10731369
>>10731372
>>10731374
You kneel down by Emmie and hold her hair back for her. There already a little bit, but it'll wash off. Patting her softly on the back she continues for a few minutes. Looking up at you, tears well in her eyes. "I frew up. Hold me."
Picking her up, she's pretty light now that you think about it, you step into the lobby. Whispering to the man at the counter, Emmie's fallen asleep again, you check into a hotel room for the night. Emmie wakes up and rushes to the bathroom. You hear more vomiting. Giving her a little privacy, you phone the captain... or at least the ship. It's Malachi who answers. "So you are staying out tonight. Tell me, you left with Samantha and the Enginseer, are they with you?

>>10731441
Tell her you left them at a bar and last you checked Amanda was proclaiming her love for a turn table machine.
Then ask her if she wants you to go looking for them.

>>10731463
Malachi is the Megos. He's the male Techpriest.

>>10731463
This. Clarify that we were getting out lady to a safe place for the night.

If need be, go find the others. They're our new crew, this could be another test for all we know.

>>10731441
"Ah, yeah. Amanda got drunk and fell in love with the DJ's turn table after hitting on a slot machine. We left to get food, so I have no clue what happened after that."

Maybe we shouldn't say directly that we abandoned two drunk women in a bar?

>>10731527
Ooh, good point. Fuck. We're drunk, we fucked up.

>>10731463
>>10731484
>>10731375
>>10731502
>>10731527
Malachi sighs disapprovingly. "No, do not bother troubling yourself. She is with Samantha. These things... tend to work out. Although I suspect there with be a new device in her room tomorrow. Sticky again, no doubt. Report back tomorrow."
The line goes dead and you hear moaning from the bathroom. Stepping inside you see Emmie holding her stomach. "I wanna be clean... but I can't stand up. Never again... Never drinkign again." Helping her with a glass of water, and then help her out of her clothes. Laying her in the bath, you star running the water. She shivers and turns up the temperature. You stay with her and help her wash her hair, and also to make sure she stays above water.
After cleaning her up and drying her off, and a few more glasses of water, you carry Emmie to the bed and lay her down. She drags you down with her and snuggles up into you. "Thank you."

The next morning you're woken up by Emmie's groans. "My head... and my mouth feels like cotton... what happened last night?"

>>10731588
Get her some more water, maybe some painkillers if there are any available, and tell about what happened. Call the ship to make sure everyone's ok.

>>10731588
We went to a bar and there was a bit too
much alcohol - I brought you to this place, don't worry, you'll feel better in the evening (and you'll forget about "never drinking again")

>>10731588
"We had a little too much to drink and you got sick. I'm sure Amanda and Samantha will have an interesting story to tell if they remember anything."

>>10731588
Went to a bar. You went a little over board on the drinking and Amanda found love in a turn table.

>>10730058
I'm slightly amused about sage-fags sage'ing in a rollplaying thread on the rollplaying board.

>>10731615
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>>10731633
You get more water for Emmie. You promise to get her some aspirin from the corner shop you saw on the way in. You explain that you went to a bar, "I remember that." And that you all had a few too many. When you tell her of Amanda's new lover, she giggles, then groans and hold her head. "Owie. I can't wait to hear what they did... could you get those painkillers please?"
You grab your coat and head out. You stop by the corner shop and pick up some extra strength migraine pills, as well as a few bottles of water. You stop back in the lobby to pick up a few bagels from the continental breakfast and head back to the room. Emmie is lying face down on the bed and grunts when you close the door. Offering her food and pills she rolls over. Downing the pills and munching on her bagel she rubs her eyes. "So what are we doing today?"

>>10731704
Tell her last night she suggested shopping and if she's up for it so are you.

>>10731704
"Attending the wedding between a techpriest and a turntable, if last night was any indication."

Srs, though, call ship, ensure no one's dead.

>>10731704
More drinking.
Seriously, how about going with Ralph or Ismael? During the day, if Emmie is able to, we could look through some shops in the town.

Shopping montage, anyone?

>>10731769
I approve of this.

>>10731704
Maybe we should stay at the hotel for a few hours before doing anything. Suggest a hot bath for Emmie so she can liquify her head some.

>>10731740
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>>10731733
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>>10731769
You suggest shopping, Emmie nods, "There's plenty we could both use. New boots and maybe something for the walls on the ship?"
You pause the conversation a moment to call the ship, make sure everyone got back alright. This time Ismael answers. "What is is lad? Amanda and Samantha? No, they didn' check in las' night, but they did show up this mornin'. Found the two of 'em passed out on tha tarmac. Amanda has some kinda table in her arms... kept rubbin it with her mechatendrite... I thought it best not ter ask. OH! Samantha wanted me ta ask, where might have she picked up a green lampshade and toga? They were the only things she was a wearin'."

>>10731830
Do we know how Emmie feels about pretty things? She's always been a soldier, has she ever been a woman? (Aside from you-know-when.)

Possibly the bar?

>>10731820
Second. We probably need cleaning up too.

>>10731871
The lampshade maybe, but the toga?

>>10731830
Buying depends on our budget, we could buy a little gift or souvenir for Emmie, because actually, WE chose her drinks.
Samantha got what she deserved for making out with dozens of poor guys, I guess.
And Amanda will at least stop hitting on Emmie.
So - all problems solved!

>>10731830
Toga? Well now, I can't say what kind of guys she went out with, (there was ALOT of 'em). Someone with a toga fetish or very outdated fashion sense?

>>10731934
PS. And a hot bath for Emmie first. DS.

I need to go to bed. Thanks for the quest again, unknown fa/tg/uy who gifts us with this awesome quest.

>>10731820
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>>10731945
>>10731934
You tell Ismael you honestly have no clue. "I thought so. Have fun you two, but stay outta trouble."
You turn back to Emmie and dig out some of the pamphlets you got from the tourist booth and toss them onto the side table. Then you brush them aside and propose to wait until the afternoon to head out. "Then what should we do now?" You get up , head to the bathroom and begin filling the tub. Emmie joins you a few minutes later. Surprisingly, the tub is big enough for the two of you.

Right, 5AM. I need to get to sleep myself. No thread tomorrow, but I'll pick up the day after.

>>10732029
night, see you then

>>10732029
Thanks again for filling my morning with delicious Krieger Quest, residen/tg/enius, I'll be there next time and good night to you.
Next time, let's head to some shops and buy something "womanly", saying that you're sorry for Emmie's hangover. She'll be very pleased, I think.
Then let's go with Ismael, I want to know the taverns he hangs out in.

>>10732029
G'night. And not cool you always are having these threads when I work :(

>>10732087
The MANLY kind!

>>10732144
I'll laugh my ass off if he's the sort to order girly drinks.

>>10732253

"I drink banana daiquiris and I'LL GUT YE IF YE LAUGH."

>>10732282
"I'll be havin' a mojito and th' first man to laugh be gettin' his liver pierced."